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I am supressed and sentimental.

1 Name: unsastifried cutsteamer 2014-07-28 17:18

It is all your fault.

2 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-11 23:12

sorry

3 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-12 01:30

I am sorry to hear that, >>1. Please hold while I transfer you to a customer service representative, >>13.

4 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-13 12:56

Do you happen to have any proof to back up your wild accusations? This is an outrage!

5 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-14 19:21

JACKSON 5 GET

6 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 16:44

Sorry, >>1, but >>13 is busy at the moment and may take slightly longer to reach you than expected. If you can wait a few seconds, I'll put on some relaxing music for you to listen to while you wait.

7 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 16:53
8 Name: robert.johnson 2015-02-27 12:32

Hi >>1,

I hear you're still on hold in order to speak with >>13. Rest assured, we're still working on your request and we'll let you know of our progress.

Kind regards,

Robert Johnson
Support Technician

9 Name: Mother 2015-03-01 06:59

>>1, honey, can you get off the line please?

My friend Marjorie said she'd ring soon, and I don't want to miss her.

10 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-02 17:52

poopoo on my peepee

11 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-03 19:35

peepee on my poopoo

12 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 02:22

Who let the equal opportunity employees onto the phone again?

13 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 17:25

   

14 Name: 2015-03-04 21:58

15 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 01:55

>>1, I apoligize for the inconvenience, but it turns out that >>13 is out of the office today and we must ask you to remain on hold while we transfer you over to >>27.

16 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 14:06

It isn't dead, it's just resting. It's pining for the fjords.

17 Name: 2015-03-06 17:20

Did you know? You can search through our customer service database by accessing our website. You can also chat with a live representative any time of the day!

18 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-07 11:28

>>9
GO AWAY MOM I'M FUCKING BUSY

19 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-08 04:00

I heard some voices. Is somone else on this line? When am I going to get to speak to the representative?

20 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-21 12:58

Feels like I've been on this line for weeks. Can I at least get some hold music?

21 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-21 14:24

Thank you for calling customer support. Based on current call time estimates, there are

SIX

posts before you speak with >>27. Have a great day.

22 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-21 20:02
23 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-21 20:07

>>20
Who the hell are you? I was on this line first asshole.

24 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-22 11:11
25 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-23 16:15

>>20
DOO DOO BEE DOO.
DOOO DOOO DOO BEE DOO DOO BEE
DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOO BAAAAAAA
[On loop]

26 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-24 20:21

You spoony bard!

27 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-24 21:52

 

28 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-25 02:25

THATS IT IM COMING DOWN TO YOUR OFFICES RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARE GOING TO FIX THIS SITUATION FOR ME

29 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-14 00:19
No really old threads to necrobump. Guess I have to wait another 7 years like the last time I did.
30 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-14 02:11
>>29
Hold onto your hopes VIPPER, one day it will come true.

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