1 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 17:45
Quoted by: >>2,5
>>2
Suck and ride cocks and look ero-kawaii while doing so.
I wanna do anal with my gf again. I've only done it with her twice and it went so well I want to do it again but she always denies me it since she prefers it so much more in her pussy. When doing her from behind I always slide my penis over her butt to see how far I can go before she objects, but as soon as I start thrusting she adjusts so it slips into her pussy instead.
She's got a very nice, tight cute asshole and I want to fuck it dearly.
I want to go on an adventure with a loli and have wild sex with her in interesting and exotic places.
Kuroki Tomoko is not real.
3D girls who resemble Kuroki Tomoko are literally disgusting and don't even clean up well.
>>11
Gurogii Domogo is better.
Why won't my non-existant girlfriend fuck me in the ass?
>>17
I already have a little sister, but it's worthy a try. BRB
All of my sexual fantasies depress me due to the impossibility of their actualization.
>>19
What about masturbation? Are you unable to perform such an act?
>>22
No fuck you Dubsjew. I hope you trip and fall on the subway tracks just as the train arrives in the station and no one comes to your funeral.
I will never sniff Hakurei Reimu's hairy, sweaty armpits, because she is not real.
>>25
| ￣∀￣ | If you jump from a high enough building, you might land in Gensokyo.
>>26
I've heard your best bet is to try and board a train where there isn't one (yet), just after you hear the voice say "Mind the gap".
>>26
brb Gensokyo
I wish my hard drive on this computer didn't die recently so that I could post the Exclusive Guide to Reaching Gensokyo for VIPPERS.
>>30
Well I will post what I remember about it. According to the print works people who end up in Gensokyo typically got lost in a specific forest. Commonly these people had entered the forest with the intention of committing suicide, but after entering Gensokyo either ended up killed by youkai (outside humans are not protected like village humans are) or would end up leaving before they had a long stay.
There are two probable locations of this forest. The first is of course Aokigahara since it is a very popular suicide location. However, there is a second location which Toshiaki of futaba has assured me has geography which is a closer match for Gensokyo.
To enter Gensokyo one must go to one of these locations, become lost, and stumble through the weak barrier. However, I theorize that if you go there with the intention of entering Gensokyo, you will not be able to enter for two reasons: the first is that there are no records of humans entering with knowledge of Gensokyo beforehand except those who have some kind of strong powers. The second reason is that your belief in Gensokyo may be able to strengthen the barrier enough to prevent a weakling such as yourself from entering.
Now, I know you are thinking that you have already damned yourself, but not all hope is lost. If you can somehow truly accept your fate to not enter and go there to kill yourself honestly, maybe if you are lucky you will make it in. There is also the option to become very powerful and enter by your own means. I believe that this is the best option since it has been proven to work by others. There are several paths to this. Buddhism, shinto, and taoism have all proven to be faiths capable of attaining such power, but take a lot of effort and there are many people who failed to become powerful at all. There is also the option to become a youkai, which may actually be easier, but sure methods of doing so are uncertain. Possibly one can become a youkai by eating enough humans, or participating on other youkai-like behaviours enough.
I hope this helps.
>>32
Do you accept dogecoins, Buddha Cool?
You could study quantum mechanics, participate on secret governemnt projects and when the time is right, steal the Probability Space Hypervessel and arrive to Gensokyo. You ought to be equipped with enough high-tech danmaku armament you stole from the facility to fight practically any Youkai that gets in your way once you arrive.
>>34 But go on a diet. If you are fat in Gensokyo, your hitbox will be too large to dodge all those danmaku shots. Even if you use easy mode, you still will not be able to avoid the danmaku shots.
Spunking on a Gensokyo sandal and setting it on fire and then putting out the fire with my butt
>>34
Be careful, I've heard that if you try to enter that way you get stuck in PC-98 Gensokyo.
I will never be a qt petite sissyboi cumslut, because I am wide, fat, tall and hairy.