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[Welcome] Tanner's Inn [OPEN]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 19:02
Greetings, travellers, and welcome to the Tanner's Inn!

Here you can stay for as long as you like, our chamber-, err, rooms! Rooms! Yes, ROOMS, are open for all!

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2 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-05 13:09
Do you have... hourly rates?
3 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 20:38
>>2
Why... do you ask?
4 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 19:33
>>3
I'd like to stow my old ball and chain for a bit while I have sex with this prostitute.
5 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 23:08
>>4
I'm sorry, large weighted metal objects cost extra.
6 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-14 18:50
What's the number for room service?
7 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-14 21:16

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8 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-15 01:09
The people in the room next to mine keep whispering things in my left ear. Please do something about it.
9 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-15 04:18

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  We only have one room in the inn, however we will complimentarily move you to the honeymoon suite.
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10 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-15 17:40

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  Where did... the chambermaid... go...?
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11 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-15 18:56
How much is a room a night?
How is your ale made? Cost?
How is your mead made? Cost?
12 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-18 04:18

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13 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-18 17:34
There's a rat in my room! What kind of operation do you think you're running here?
14 Name: Inn manager 2015-11-18 19:17
>>13
Oh, I was just about to talk to you about breakfast...
15 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-19 01:07
I'm having a spot of trouble with my chamberpot. Please assist.
16 Name: ◞≼◉≽◟ ◞≼◉≽◟ 2015-11-19 17:40

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  Maid. Chamber. Chamber. Pot? Pot... maid?
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17 Name: ◞≼◉≽◟ ◞≼◉≽◟ 2015-11-19 17:41
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20 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-22 12:27
I think I am lost.
21 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-22 21:32
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22 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-23 01:41
Why is there no handle on the inside of the bedroom door?
23 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-23 20:48
I'm stuck. Hello? Anyone?
24 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-24 03:09

  ||// ∧_∧|∧_∧
  ||/  ( ´・ω・)(    ) I guess I have to try the window.
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    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ u—u'



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  ||/  (n´・ω・)n   ) Wait, is this a mirror?
  ||   (ソ  丿|ヽ ● )
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ u—u'



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  ||◞≼◉≽◟◞≼◉≽◟| (     )
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  u—u'

25 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-26 04:53
I
CAN
SEE
FOREVER
26 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 01:41
Excuse me. I'm not certain what I'm here for?
27 Name: ・ω・ 2015-12-01 21:37
・ω・
28 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 01:44
Is this the guinea pig thread?
29 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 17:36

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |   wheak?
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30 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 18:04
Wheat. Do you have any?
31 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 03:29

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |   We have no wheat, but if it is to your taste, we have barley.
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32 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 15:04
Your fingers are so thick. Tell me, are you morbidly obese?
33 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 16:23

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |   Everything I do and am is morbid.
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34 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 01:35
Bow to my morbid curiosity?
35 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 01:32
Would you like to see my penis?
36 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-02 00:12

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |   I already have.
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37 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-02 03:35
Did you just grow an additional eye?
38 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-05 21:31
W-Where's the exit?
39 Name: ◞≼◉≽◟ 2016-01-06 00:32
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40 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-08 03:46

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            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |   Exit?
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /  You already left, though.
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41 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-08 04:56
P-PLEASE STOP THAT
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 03:09

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43 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 03:15
Whoa
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 05:10
Wow
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 10:00
hello
thank you for this interesting website.
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 21:10
>>45
Don't thank, file.
47 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 01:11
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48 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 04:36

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            |   | .◞≼◉≽◟◞≼◉≽◟ |  |   Welcome everyone. We have plenty of room available.
          /|\ \  .◞≼◉≽◟ / /|\  Please proceed through the portal behind me.
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49 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 10:35
What p∵∴∵∴∵∴
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-24 18:12
I've been waiting here with my luggage already packed for three weeks already and still no bellboy to help me with the checkout!

Awful service ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
wouldn't recommend
51 Name: Response from Management 2016-02-25 04:37

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     |   | .◞≼◉≽◟◞≼◉≽◟ |  |   I am very sorry to hear of your troubles, dear customer.
   /|\ \  .◞≼◉≽◟ / /|\  If you would be so kind as to ring the bell on the desk above you,
  ノ  \.\ \___/ //  ヽ we will take care of you.
      `\\     //

52 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 15:13
I tried ringing the bell but it just opened a time vortex which sent me a couple of months into the future.
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 15:58
I tried ringing the bell but it just gave me a huge orgasm. What's up with that?
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 19:54
The desk with the service bell seems to be perpetually above me, no matter how high I jump or climb I can't seem to get on top of it to ring, even the ceiling seems to expand upward during these attempts.
How else can I call for service.
55 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 22:53
The bell was at penis height and when I attempted to ring it with my boner, my penis was severed.
56 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 10:53

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |  I am terribly sorry. We recently installed an electric bell.
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  Please avoid contact. Between the bell and human appendages.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /  Thank you. For you understanding.
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

57 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 11:44
>>56
I want my penis back.
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 15:13
I tried sternly looking at the bell, but it started looking back at me. Please fix it.
59 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 15:45
Innkeeper, my room has no furniture! How on earth am I going to sleep?
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 04:39

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  Look up on the ceiling, you will find all your furniture in ledge there.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

61 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 21:40
Apparently my room is... upside down, or should I say, inverted? Maybe?

Anyhow, I can't sleep or shower or even take a dump in there as it stands, erh, hangs, right now. Please assist.
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-21 01:33
>>61               ____

               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  You again! Please refrain from manipulating our rooms into different dimensional realities.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

63 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-21 10:10
The lightbulb in my room burned out. Can you send someone to change it? I can't even find the door like this.
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-21 10:19

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  I'll send... something.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

65 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 12:39

     _.. -‐ ' ¨ ̄`丶、
  r ' ´          ノ
  ヽ _  -- _巡リ__Y
   L_r'二____\
   l //⌒ヽ._,/`|
   ト、〉 r__・フ   {・>|  I'm here with the police.
   l{|    L,_,.) | We have received reports of missing persons in this area.
_____/ト.l  ヽニニニフ/  Would you mind answering a few questions for me?
___/ | ∧    ≡ /
 l.  |\ \_____/\
 | | \ / | | |「`ヽ
 !  |  ィ´ 〉、| | ||__|\,
 !  |/ 〉イ | |  下「 ハ   |
 \ |  / / /^二ニ⊇/  |\ |
 /|/ .//  -===、'  〈/ |
,ハ  |' /    ニニT´  〈   |

66 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 18:35

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  There is... nothing. Wrong. Here, officer.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

67 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 19:59

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  No one is missing, they're just a bit tied up at the moment.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

68 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 22:22

     _.. -‐ ' ¨ ̄`丶、
  r ' ´          ノ
  ヽ _  -- _巡リ__Y
   L_r'二____\
   l //⌒ヽ._,/`|
   ト、〉 r__・フ   {・>|  そうですか。。。な。
   l{|    L,_,.) | じゃ、しつれいします。
_____/ト.l  ヽニニニフ/  これから向こうで麻雀をやって、気を付けて、ね。
___/ | ∧    ≡ /
 l.  |\ \_____/\
 | | \ / | | |「`ヽ
 !  |  ィ´ 〉、| | ||__|\,
 !  |/ 〉イ | |  下「 ハ   |
 \ |  / / /^二ニ⊇/  |\ |
 /|/ .//  -===、'  〈/ |
,ハ  |' /    ニニT´  〈   |

69 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 22:23

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  すうぇっぶでべ。すうぇっぶでべでん。
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

70 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 17:07

     _.. -‐ ' ¨ ̄`丶、
  r ' ´          ノ
  ヽ _  -- _巡リ__Y
   L_r'二____\
   l //⌒ヽ._,/`|
   ト、〉 r__・フ   {・>|
   l{|    L,_,.) |
_____/ト.l  ヽニニニフ/  Nigga you wot m8
___/ | ∧    ≡ /
 l.  |\ \_____/\
 | | \ / | | |「`ヽ
 !  |  ィ´ 〉、| | ||__|\,
 !  |/ 〉イ | |  下「 ハ   |
 \ |  / / /^二ニ⊇/  |\ |
 /|/ .//  -===、'  〈/ |
,ハ  |' /    ニニT´  〈   |

71 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 19:00

     _.. -‐ ' ¨ ̄`丶、
  r ' ´          ノ
  ヽ _  -- _巡リ__Y
   L_r'二____\
   l //⌒ヽ._,/`|
   ト、〉 r__・フ   {・>|
   l{|    L,_,.) |
_____/ト.l  ヽニニニフ/  Mmm... popsicle
___/ | ∧    ≡ /
 l.  |\ \_____/\
 | | \ / | | |「`ヽ
 !  |  ィ´ 〉、| | ||__|\,
 !  |/ 〉イ | |  下「 ハ   |
 \ |  / / /^二ニ⊇/  |\ |
 /|/ .//  -===、'  〈/ |
,ハ  |' /    ニニT´  〈   |

72 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 20:39

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  That's not a popsicle.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

73 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-19 01:25

     _.. -‐ ' ¨ ̄`丶、
  r ' ´          ノ
  ヽ _  -- _巡リ__Y
   L_r'二____\
   l //⌒ヽ._,/`|
   ト、〉 r__・フ   {・>|
   l{|    L,_,.) |
_____/ト.l  ヽニニニフ/  Then what is it, bub
___/ | ∧    ≡ /
 l.  |\ \_____/\
 | | \ / | | |「`ヽ
 !  |  ィ´ 〉、| | ||__|\,
 !  |/ 〉イ | |  下「 ハ   |
 \ |  / / /^二ニ⊇/  |\ |
 /|/ .//  -===、'  〈/ |
,ハ  |' /    ニニT´  〈   |

74 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-19 13:33

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  It's. My hub for. You, bub.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

75 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-20 11:22

     _.. -‐ ' ¨ ̄`丶、
  r ' ´          ノ
  ヽ _  -- _巡リ__Y
   L_r'二____\
   l //⌒ヽ._,/`|
   ト、〉 r__・フ   {・>|
   l{|    L,_,.) |
_____/ト.l  ヽニニニフ/  …
___/ | ∧    ≡ /
 l.  |\ \_____/\
 | | \ / | | |「`ヽ
 !  |  ィ´ 〉、| | ||__|\,
 !  |/ 〉イ | |  下「 ハ   |
 \ |  / / /^二ニ⊇/  |\ |
 /|/ .//  -===、'  〈/ |
,ハ  |' /    ニニT´  〈   |

76 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 08:17
I STILL WANT MY PENIS BACK AFTER YOUR BUTTON SEVERED IT!
77 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 15:14

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \   I am dreadful,
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |  ly sorry sir-I mean ma'am.
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟          |  I have sent for another appendage.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /  Please wait. Only a moment.
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

78 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 00:28
Why is the replacement penis black?
79 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 08:53
When I asked for juice for breakfast I didn't imply I was a cannibal.
80 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 09:54

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  It's what they. Did. Nine. Eleven.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

81 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-30 18:23
How does the doorknobs work? I can't seem to open the door.
82 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-31 02:37

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  First you must open your mind.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

83 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-31 10:46
Is... is that what the shotgun in the closet is for?
84 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 14:42

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  Look. Go home, Kurt. You're welcome back. Again.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

85 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 22:46
John Romero is going to make you his bitch, suck it down
86 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 13:37

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  There are some save crystals in your minibar.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

87 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-31 18:21
Did the replacement parts arrive yet?
88 Name: VIPPER 2017-03-28 17:46

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  Yes, we will replace your parts at once.
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))

89 Name: VIPPER 2017-03-31 17:05
I've been waiting 5 months already. What is taking so long?
90 Name: VIPPER 2017-03-31 21:14

                  ____
               /     \
             /        \
            /           \
            |        ◞≼◉≽◟  |
            |  .◞≼◉≽◟           |  A perfect fit, isn't it?
            \   "ー=〓=-'`  /
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´\          /
    ノ         ノ   ____/
  /´              |
 |    l           \
 ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、-一'''''''ー-、.
  ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) _(⌒)⌒)⌒))


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