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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 19:06
I dreamt I was going to have sex with a cute girl but we kept being interrupted by a prison camp in the apartment upstairs so when I went there they thought I was a prisoner and the warden lady started firing at me for asking them to keep it down and I ran down again only to find that the cute girl had attempted to shave her pussy and cut herself and was bleeding badly and I had to take her to the hospital but the warden lady came back and told me to take down a sniper on the rooftop before I could proceed but the sniper was a blue TV-box and it fell down by itself when I looked at it, and then I woke up.
2 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 06:11
I teached a class about computer science last week. I dreamed that I had to teach them for another hour, but I was very unprepared. Everything seemed to go wrong:
I brought my netbook instead of my workstation with me and when I started it, there were a lot of applications open, including Ragnarok Online which was blasting its title theme at maximum volume. I went to my netbook to turn it off, but that was hard, as I was wearing rollerblades. After turning it off, I realized I didn't prepare any material, so I just stood there and tried to improvise, but every sentence seemed to go nowhere.
Finally my torture was over, I jumped out of the window and landes in a huge quarterpipe.
I was thinking about knitted mittens and sweaters, when suddenly I was back in the classroom. There was an unfinished sweater on one of the tables, begging me to finish it. Now memory gets a bit hazy, but I think this feat would involve using up my body in the process, i'd need to knit it out of me.
I obviously tried to turn it down, but it kept going on and on about how we'd make a great team, so I eventually agreed and grabbed it.
Then began a montage of things the sweater would force me to do. I only remember one, because it was so ridiculous, I was forced to be at court, wearing the sweater and one of those court wigs, looking all serious. It wasn't a court of law, though, but a basketball court and the jury stared coldly as I tried to score points with the ball, missing every time because I'm bad at sports.
Then I must have tried to get rid of the sweater, as it was being a bad influence on my life, but it showed me various short videos (which I can now identify as animated gifs) about why I really shouldn't.
They mostly showed famous people and their (made up) clothing/sidekicks, including a very weird scene which had Christina Aguilera (at least that's what the sweater told me – I don't know how she looks, it was just a random blonde woman) in a very bad halloween costume trying to force her way through a crowd to reach and hug somebody in a huge bat costume.
A couple of things happened afterwards (including me changing the sweater to be a Snowden-esque notebook sock, but fortunately I woke up.
3 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 09:09
I dreamt I had my five guinea pigs again and I just came home from school and I had forgot to feed them. I thought they were dead but they were still alive and fine in their cage. I picked them up one by one and snuggled them until I woke up.

I really don't like dreams like these as they remind me of a much simpler time where I didn't struggle as much as I do right now.
4 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 12:35
I was in a brothel and waiting for the right girls to show up, and the only thing that struck me was how consistent this dream was. Every detail was as it should be, and the rooms did not change when I left them and re-entered them, and everything was just as if I really was there. One girl with a very bored look was jerking off a guy on the bar table while I sat there in my boxers waitin for breakfast. He didn't cum but a lot of people were filming it with their phones and came with suggestions to what she should do. I didn't listen and left when I didn't get my breakfast.
5 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-09 05:43
I infiltrated a huge prison. The guards weren't really taking me seriously on the first floor, telling me I couldn't do it anyway, and they told me everything I wanted to know. I remember sneaking into a room with a lot of unarmed people and interrogating them. I don't know what happened afterwards, but it had something to do with traumas. Some character in my dream had a trauma, at least it showed a flashback of them getting bullied and beaten by like 100 students and their teacher.
6 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 07:58
"You must not strike him down. You must strike him so he goes up and then down."
7 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 17:31
We posting dream quotes now?

"...generally is in danger."
- guitar-playing bearded underground hobo
8 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 06:28
Had a Breaking Bad themed dream, kind of. I was cooking the blue meth in my RV with a kid who looked like Pinkman, also I had my wife and daughter with me. We basically lived in the RV, which was a lot bigger on the inside than it seemed from the outside.
It was the daughters birthday, so we played party games on a very small portable tv.
Later we left to get something, leaving Jesse to guard the RV. Someone started to break through the door, so Jesse turned of the lights in the back, so he wouldn't see the meth. He then called a mobile phone in the back, so the intruder's attention was on the back, then he proceeded to hold him up with an unloaded gun, told him to get the fuck out.
Then, for whatever reason, the police came and the RV had to outrun them, after which Jesse parked the RV on the exact same space. We came back and I complained about the mess, like Walt would do.
The only part of the dream that makes sense to me is the distraction and holdup, as I recently played Metal gear Solid. I haven't watched Breaking Bad in a long time. Dreams are weird.
9 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 13:42
I was a taxi driver in a city with the worst road management ever conceived. I was fucking my older sister all the time while trying to seduce my little sister. Then I woke up.
10 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 07:29
I had three dreams tonight, but I only remember one. I was in some kind of fake gameshow, as in every challenge was just a more or less well made ruse. Most of these were clever and I laughed a lot, but I can only remember the last one before I woke up (I had lewd thoughts):
The showmaster announced I had to fight very good martial artists. The first one was just a projection, purposefully badly made.
He "beat up" the extras (with the dumbest moves, like freezing time or duplicating himself etc. very cheesy WWE-style stuff), then came for me. I did my best selling his moves, which pleased the crowd.
Next was a well endowed woman with blue hair in a bikini top. I think she was some cosplayer I've seen this year. She got on the ring's corner post and did a crossbody (? not into wrestling that much. She jumped and landed flat on me, except she lightened the blow by landing on her arms, directly beside me).
She proceeded with many "dangerous" lewd moves, like smothering me with her huge oppai, grabbing my crotch and ripping it out (when actually she grabbed it with the other hand than she appeared to, so I was braced for a lot of pain, but actually nothing happened). I woke up while she was pulling my leg upwards and at the same time shoving her crotch into my face.
11 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 00:39
Any of you guys lucid dream?
12 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 04:36
Try? Yes. Succeed? No.
13 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 04:53
Same. I can't tell you how many times I've tried to start a dream journal only to give up later on. I'm interested in hearing other peoples experience with it though. Maybe it'll give me motivation to start one up again and hopefully go through with it this time.
14 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 07:18
Every time I realize its a dream I try to rape some girl and it seems to piss off the dream and it takes back control.
15 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 15:29
Every time I realize it's a dream, >>14 comes along and tries to rape me. Also in the dream I'm someone else's instinctive faux-memory of a girl. I have a cock, for fuck's sake, I'm not a girl
16 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 18:28
>>15-san, I've read these sorts of manga before, so I can confirm that if >>14 manages to rape you, you'll become a girl, so watch out ! !
17 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 06:11
I have dreamt about Iwata talking about the death of Miyamoto. Weird.
He also talked about how his secret organization had it's base on some island, then another secret organization came along and asked him to buy their secret base, which was on the same island. They were leaving it, but could really use the cash and wanted to be sure it wouldn't be found out by the public.
18 Name: LEWD VIPPER 2015-10-16 09:34
I dreamt I had sex with a girl I have known for a while. We were in my old apartment and we put up cameras to film us and went over the photos after we had sex. I kept a diary on my phone about all the girls I had fug'd the past week.
19 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 12:42
I dreamt sex, but it wasn't lewd at all somehow
20 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 14:48
I had a dream that I was growing shrooms in my closet, and the name of the species I was growing was the same as one of my Indian friends' names.
21 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 15:04
You have a friend named Penis Envy?
22 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 17:39
He obviously meant Pajeet Puinlu.
23 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-21 18:44
It was this scene from "Africa shox" where the black guy disintegrates except he jumps straight at me saying "bungee jump toniiiight" in this realy weird voice and I woke up.
24 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 06:03
I had two dreams. In the first one, I was following a girl in a flooded city. Only some railings and other hard to balance on parts were sticking out of the water. While we made our way, she explained something about architecture and how this flooded worl was a clean slate to build great things.

Next was a part, which served as a transition, I guess? The scene changed to a brutalism-like architecture, with documents lying around. I exited a building and saw a huge villa (either not in the same world as the flooded city or on a high hill. due to later happenings I assume the first).
A van was driving towards the villa, where a chinese man awaited it. he was the owner of the compound and also a big crimelord.
Men from a rival fraction came out of the van and started firing at him, but he just ordered his personnel to retaliate and moved through some kind of window behind a yellow AT-field like security field, encompassing the entire building, and entered the villa.
the opposing faction was stronger than his defense force thought and managed to punch a hole through the field, entering the garden area. Over the next few hours, there were multiple failed infiltration attempts and their target became clear: Extracting a baby the chinese man had stolen in order to one day transfer his personality onto it in order to live forever. It sounded weird, because he was still young, but maybe that's just how long the progress would take, or maybe he desperately wanted to not be asian anymore?
Anyway, the focus kinda shifted away from the attacking team, and more to the chinese man and his people.
i remember one of the leaving the dompund with an underground train and doing something forbidden for his familiy, then when he returned the chinese man knew and summoned him to his chinese man crimelord office. There was a menacing atmosphere and something about the baby, but the rest I don't remember.
25 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-23 01:29
I've been entering and exiting dreams seamlessly the past couple of weeks. I'll be browsing an imageboard, then browsing it in my dream, then browsing it again awake. This happens with a lot activities.
26 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-24 22:59
I had a dream I got killed by a prostitute

It was post apocalyptic or sth. I was a survivor, and I was on the roof of a building. I think it might have been an arcade. I remember playing a racing game earlier in the dream. Anyway. This whore joined me on the roof and began to seduce me, but I turned her down. We chatted for a while about unintelligible dream things, and then I looked down and noticed someone climbing the stairs.

That's when she pushed me off the roof.

I woke up on the ground to see the guy who was on the stairs standing in front of me before a gate. I grabbed my gun and pointed it at him, but decided not to shoot him and let my hand fall to the ground. Then I changed my mind, lifted the gun, and pulled the trigger. only to hear the click from the unloaded weapon.

That's when the man fired at me and hit me in the lung, and I woke up.

NOT FEATURED IN MY DREAM: A 1970 Charger I had sitting outside the gate in my dreamworld. It never appeared, but I knew it was what they were after. I felt it.
27 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-25 13:16
I dreamt I was in Japan to play a foreign thug in a yakuza-movie. However Raoh from Hokuto No Ken started smashing people's heads with a giant hammer and the boat that the filming was supposed to be on capsized and sunk so we went out and played dodgeball in the streets instead. There was a marathon going on at the same time but they kept shooting at us with water guns so we went inside again and we had to sleep in a dormitory to await the next day to resume filming. One guy decided to try some special effects in real life and faked blowing his head up with make-up. Another guy started puking blood because I apparently took his bed.
28 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-26 07:12
I took a lot time to write a function (you know, like when you take forever without checking that it actually works?) but when I compiled to test it, my alarm clock went off.
29 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-26 23:49
I had a really weird dream.
I was out on a date with a co-worker, we are both male IRL. I was fretting over about acting and looking female and I was feeling really uncomfortable because I knew I wasn't a female, yet my co-worker seemed really chill about the whole thing. We walked down a lake and visited some people, but details are fuzzy. What mostly remains is that vivid feeling of gender dysphoria, of not being a proper girl even though I wanted to be a girl real bad so my co-worker could like me. I don't feel particularly girly nor have any sort of romantic feelings towards said co-worker, but I think I might have a repressed something or the other. Man, that was nuts. Have you ever gotten intense feelings of love or infatuation on a dream? It was similar.
30 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-29 11:45
I dreamt I was going to do some project work for a company in Poland and traveled there to stay for a while using Airbnb. Somehow I had to go by Russia and by train and I came to a very steampunk-like Moscow that had huge train elevators and other mechanical contraptions to move trains around inside the station and outside it. I took one of those huge steampunk-trains to a small town in Poland, and went to the address for the Airbnb-place. A very cute girl who was naked from the waist down let me in. She was a tiny bit chubby, but no flab, had very long legs, thick thighs, a cute round butt and also wore no bra. She showed me around the flat but was more interested in getting close to me, so I started touching her to find out where the limits were and she let me touch her arms, legs and butt when I put my warm hands on her and told her she looked cold. We also brushed cheeks. I had to work and it was late so she went to her room and I borrowed her PC. The next day she showed me the bathroom again since I forgot, and there was a gopro camera on a tripod on the floor at waist level that I think filmed her walking around like this. This was a very big, old house she lived in together with her brother and parents. Her brother was much younger but away with her parents on some trip so it was just me and her.

I went to a local mall to get some food to bring to the meeting, but there was a very vocal sermon in the chapel, and some old people and kids in the mall were a bit upset because of this. I went outside when all the people from the chapel left too, and two young men with a hammer, chisel and a machete started attacking them. They cut one older man up, threw some rocks at some others and started prying one guy's skull open with the hammer and chisel. They did not mind me somehow but I feared if they spoke to me they would see I am not Polish and attack me. Just as I started sneaking away the girl from earlier approached me from across the street and told me to come with her. She was still naked from the waist down and also her top was see-through so I could see her nice, soft, round jiggly tits as well. She wore a backpack with a lot of books in it.

When we walked away she started speaking to me in my language asking what I will do on Thursday. I was amazed at how she had learned a few simple phrases to impress me, but then I woke up.
31 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-29 17:06
I had a dream I found a dual-VHS box with FernGully and The Big Green.
32 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-30 17:06
I had my first dream in japanese last night. I was listening to these two japanese guys talking about their wasabi flavored cigarettes. He offered me one, and I asked if I could hold on to it for later since I had to go to work at that moment. He said it was fine, and then I woke up.
33 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 16:58
I was at a weekend-long nerd party. The venue was made up out of many distinct rooms, and in one the main furnishing was an enormous bed taking up some 25 square meters of floorspace in a 35 square meter room. I was chilling on it because of being tired, and a lucky polygynist's third girlfriend walked up and started hugging my legs because they were warm. She was nice and the dream didn't vanish like a soap bubble as they usually do.

So I guess there's upsides to having a 39 degree fever, after all.
34 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 17:59
wasabi flavored cigarettes.
Is that something in real life? Inhaling wasabi flavor sounds...Sounds..Fuck.
35 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 22:14
I was traveling through the desert one day when I came to an oasis village headed by a rich eccentric arab man who bred lots of white children and wanted to teach them every religion in the world and now the time had come for Christianity. I got to the gate and some rejects from Mad Max snd that guy from Far Cry 3 were guarding it but they let me (nyan)pass because there was a director who wanted to make a movie out of this and right behind me was a whole choir of biblethumping gospel singers who marched into the town. Everyone started singing and suddenly I was the cameraman and had to make a music video of this. I had no idea what to do so I filmed the wrong things, backed my camera through a window and an elderly gospel singer got caught in the camera cables and fell, but the director wanted to catch everything on camera as he wanted to include every little thing, even the mistakes.
36 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 21:00
I dreamt I was traveling by train to somewhere but something happened and we had to get off and my father came running onto the tracks and the train slipped past him and he narrowly avoided getting hit by it. Then out of nowhere it starts raining and storming and we have to seek shelter in a nearby town. For some reason I get to share a comfy double bed with a really cute girl, and we start to share body heat under the blankets to keep warm as this was a very poor village and there was no central heating.

I start to inch her closer to my body and putting my hands on her naked thighs as she is lying in the bed in pantsu and t-shirt only, and I start caressing them and squeezing them gently as I pull her on top of me in the bed. Unfortunately a lot of other people from the train is passing through the room all the time and interrupt my advanced, but I notice the cute girl is ok with my groping but fears it might be detected. After going to the toilet people stop coming and I jump into the bed with her again and go immediately for her pussy with my fingers. She jolts first, but then she gets all smooth and willing as the basement humidity increases from my diddling. I begin sliding off her pantsu and sliding in my penis, by which she gets all into it and is completely in my arms. At this point a lot of people start going through the room again because there is no more water and they can't shower or use the toilets but all we want to do is have sex.

We discover that there is a lock on one of the doors and we get dressed and ready to hide in that room to get this over with, but there are just so many people everywhere we can't have peaceful, uninterrupted sex. I notice her pantsu leaking as we are trying to find another place for coitus, but then I wake up.
37 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 21:19
An old pal of mine was holding a fancy piece of kit I owned for me, and ended up going home with it because I wasn't around. So I started an expedition with maybe one or two other friends to go to his place in a commune in Freaksville, to retrieve the kit and thank him for his trouble. However I didn't make it two hundred meters before ending up in a tunnel where someone had unrolled about 15 meters by 1½ meters of doodling paper, and set a bunch of 3-5 year olds with their preschoolmarms to draw and doodle and play on it, so I ended up joining them and having a bit of fun for a short while before moving on.

Later, we're at a house where the circular staircase has been broken for a good long while, and ascending into the friend's apartment would be a major feat of acrobatics. Luckily there was a fire escape that people had been using. (what a slum, right?) For some reason all the walls of the stairwell were lined with the down feathers of pigeons and ducks.
38 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 00:19
Why do I have these incredibly happy dreams now that my life is gradually going to shit? It's like I am mocking myself for the situation I am in. The more depressed I am the happier dreams I get, like the kind of dreams that take me to a happy place filled with happy memories and lots of cool things happening.

My latest two dreams involved me running around a slightly futuristic town near a big forest in the middle of the summer and I just ran around in the sun in my shorts being happy and I could float on the wind and it was nice and warm and people were friendly around me. Then I dreamt I went to Russia with my family to see some museums and shit and I got to see all the cool military vehicles they used during WW2 being used like the flying tank and the prototype propeller aircrafts and I got so carried away I fell into the duck pond and had to swim out. Then we got back to the hotel and I got my own room because the people worked there liked me so much, which meant I didn't have to listen to my parents' snoring.

Meanwhile back IRL I am sitting in the same room every fucking day doing the same projects and jobs to try to reach the same fucking deadlines for almost no pay or only a promise of payment that I have been doing for years already. There's nowhere I can go since I have no money, and nobody cares about me anymore so there is no one I can go to.
39 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 02:06

Give up your life. It is shit and you hate it. Get a job in construction or shoveling gravel. Get some perspective. Find out what you truly love and are capable of. Then run towards your goal like a madman. I hate the military, but it took me getting out of my nations military to realize that it is the one thing I am gifted towards. So now I am trying to become the best SoF I can be.
40 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 02:33
I already did enough dirty jobs for a while. All I want is some acknowledgement for what I am doing and a bit of success, at least enough so I can live off what I am doing. It's really painful when nobody gives a shit about you or what you are doing, and then these same people give me shit because I never care for them even though I have cared more for them than what they ever did for me.
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 07:20
Oh it's painful sitting at a shitty desk job and not being appreciated for the special little snowflake you are? Does not having people clap like mad men while you wipe your ass with progress reports make you feel bad? Please tell us how your soft and gentle world is crushing down your free spirit, fag.

You obviously haven't done enough manual labour if you are this upset over people not valuing you. Better yet enlist in your nation's military. Learn what it feels like to be a man. Kill for your country. Grow the fuck up and become a man by bathing in the blood of your enemies.

Failing that post pics of your most attractive female relative on the image site. If you can't defend your women, show men what they look like so we can find out who we need to free next.
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 16:01
I am not doing a desk job for a company if that is what you think. I want to be a self-made man so I am working on my own.

And the only blood I want to spill is jewish.
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 16:30
I dreamt I was uncovering the truth behind 9/11 by accident while on a holiday in France and the UK. I went through the French riviera and talked to a cosplayer girl about some stuff and got a tip that there might be something at a secret exhibition at her art school in London. I go there and find a huge collection of WTC debris and the number 15 and 56 repeating. It seems that any concrete of the type 15 was specially made to withstand impacts of this kind and this was its testbed, and 56 was the only numbered exit that worked as an escape route.

I then went on to lie down on top of my in-dream gf wh slept on a nearby couch, but right as I did the cosplay girl came into the room dressed as a bumblebee and she wondered what I thought about the exhibition and I got up and hugged my dead grandmother who was playing with my sister's dogs.
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 18:21
Right before waking up I had a quick impression of walking into my significant other's room and proceeding to penetrate them.
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 19:47
I dreamed I was having sex with my dead sister. We were in the missionary position and looking deep into one another's eyes and just as I climaxed she pulled my head to her neck and whispered into my ear
Why didn't you save me? I loved you more than anything else

When she let go I pulled back and looked down and she was a rotten corpse with half of her head missing.

I woke up and cried for an hour before I started slamming a bottle of whiskey to try and kill my mind. Pretty drunk right now to be honest.
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 21:13

    ノ \

47 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 03:07
Don't worry anon. One day you will see your sister again, when the universe has had enough to time create an almost perfect copy of this world except next time, she doesn't die, and is also a precure.
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 04:58
Who is anon, Vipper?

Also I would only take her if she was Yayoi. No other cure is pretty enough to compare to the original.
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 18:10
I dreamt I was young again and back in my old house when I first moved in. For some reason I was into Sensha-dou for some reason. Anyway I was having a nice party at the pool with some people I had met and these guys started causing problems and I realized I didn't recognize them. I went over and introduced myself to see if I could pour oil over troubled waters and we talked. They started asking me about the house and myself. I tried to be polite but give them not answers. They got the hint so we started talking about other things, and they turned out to be really fun guys. We started talking about tanks and I mentioned I was interested in the sport but I was having trouble finding a shop in the area. One of them spoke up and said he knew a guy and that he could introduce me and I said okay. Then it was a different time and I was writing something down I couldn't read on a piece of paper and I had just finished when I heard the buzzer from the gate and I went downstairs to check on it. It was the two guys again and they asked if I wanted to go to see their friend. I told them it would be fine, but I had some family coming and they it would have to wait until after. They said it was fine they could wait here. I really wanted them to go, but I didn't feel like burning this connection and losing the chance, so I took them to the billiards room and told them to help themselves to anything in the fridge or bar while they waited. They started to ransack everything like a bunch of animals. I went back up stairs and my whole family was there. They asked me where I had been and I told them I had to take care of some friends and then my grandma started talking about how proud of me and how I was a grown man and she wanted to give me something. So she pulls a stack of cash out of her purse and started counting bills into in pile in front of me. I kept telling her I didn't need money, but she was saying hush a good lad needs to be rewarded. So I just smiled and waited until she had finished. Then she said not to tell anyone I had that on me. And everyone laughed and said that she shouldn't have done it in front of my friends. I turned around and there was the two guys and a bunch of what I assumed were their friends. One of them asked if we were ready to go. We were getting out in front of an old junk yard that was near one of my fathers shops when I was a kid, except it was tanky(I can't really explain. It looked kind of like how I remember, but the impression was tanks instead of cars). I walked inside and my two acquaintances introduced me to the owner. I pulled out the list I had written and started asking if he could get me the list of parts on it. He looked it over and said sure. Then he was going back and forth in the shop grabbing things and loading them on a giant trolley before scribbling something on a piece of paper. While he was doing this the two guys were fucking around and more of them were piling into the shop. One of them was dicking around with a blow torch and I kept watching him. He signalled to me to look, and I did and he was inching it closer to an intoxicated friend of his and then laughing when the guy got burned and pulled his arm back. The junk dealer was back buy the desk and I asked him if he had a m43 einheitsfeldmutze and he said he did. he grabbed it off the shelf and wrote something down on his pad and then he started to list off items and prices. I pulled out my envelope of cash and started laying them down into a pile in accordance with his thing. He said he wanted to check something real quick and he turned around and pulled out a book and started flipping through it. One of the other guys started pulling bills off the pile and when I looked at his face he smiled and nodded. His friend with the torch slapped his hands and made him put them back. The junkyard guy came back and asked me if I really wanted this bearing grease and that he had a line on some very high quality stuff. That was when I figured everything out.

Then I woke up sat down at the desk and poured myself a drink and looked at the thread list. I almost never dream, and when I do I hate it. All it does is remind me of how much I hate people.
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 11:06
I dreamtinatinged that I, after being a semi-decent student at a local school and then becmoning a game developer in a mountainous village in some European city, I got an invite to join the local Illuminati. At first they didn't trust me much so I didn't get access to much, and I was only allowed access to the lower parts of the building. The building was a huge complex that had been used for corn storage, farm equipment and so forth in the past, but had since then been transformed into an office complex. It did not look any suspicious inside, and if I hadn't known it was the Illuminati that operated it and owned the place it could have been any group. The only thing that stood out was a statue of hand signs leading to an opening in the roof that was sealed off with a small hatch.

One day a building project nearby went wrong and the crane started spinning out of control and was about to hit the Illuminati-complex, but the local priest who was also a part of th Illuminati got me to help out evacuate and steer the crane out of harms way, and for this I got access to the upper levels of the complex. I climbed the hand statue, and came to a big, open space that looked like a basketball court, as well as several smaller rooms like a kitchen, an observatory and a collection of valuable rocks. Some of these were rare crystals and minerals with values in the billions of yuros. They were showcased in glass displays with signs stating their area of use in tech both present and potential future, like spying through walls and holographic projection through solid objects. After that I went down again only to meet an old friend of mine in the lower observatory room. He told me he could help me with my game if only I had asked, but I had no idea he was a part of the Illuminati. Then I startede explaining more of my game to him and I woke up.
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 18:57
I was participating in a swimming race in the ocean, and afterwards was swimming next to a floating raft saying "that was so much fun!"

Then a shark bit into me and dragged me to the bottom to eat.
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 19:25
The holocaust was real
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 09:01
I have had these apocalyptic dreams for a while now, so watching the men of x feat. apocalypse hit a bit too close to home.

I can still remember the first apocalyptic dream I had in the late 90's as a kid after buying that Duke Nukem 3D expansion and at night in the weird orthodox russian hostel dream of endless rows of nuclear explosions in the horizons.

A nuclear armageddan.

It's a trembling, spinning, shaking, painful feeling. We're asleep together in a winter land. I'm looking just at you, you're looking just at me. Making a pledge for tomorrow.
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 14:25
armageddan real angry right now
55 Name: Duke Nukem 2016-05-28 14:39
I'm Duke Nukem and I'm coming to get the rest of you VIP bastards.
56 Name: Duke VIPPER 2016-05-28 17:18
It's time to VIP ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
57 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 23:52
I dreamt I was married to a very ugly, eccentric, distasteful and lazy but rich gay man on the countryside. We somehow slept in different rooms but he would come into my room to take my duvet off and lick my balls and taint through my boxers while I played on my PSP. The rooms were all classic Victorian ballroom-styled rooms but with ghastly pastel colourings and some 70's-inspired window frames together with all sorts of furniture from the 50's to the 70's. There were socks and dirty clothing everywhere on the fitted carpets and the only room that looked decent was the one I was sleeping in.

One day he left for a business trip somewhere and I was left in the home alone. The toilet was next to my room and I felt like I had to go to pee before going to bed, but I went to sleep anyhow. In that dream in my dream (yes, it was a layered dream), I dreamt that I really had to fucking pee so bad that I pissed my bed. Then I woke up in my other dream to see that I had almost wet my bed and it was leaking pee from my penis on my pajama legs and I rushed off to the toilet to pee. I peed a mighty stream and missed the bowl on a few occasions, then I went back to bed to sleep again. As I rustled under the bed covers back and forth I woke up IRL to have a strong urge to rush to the toilet to pee, which I did.

I feel that when I go to bed again now I will wake up in that dream again. It has happened many times before.
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 13:55
I dreamt I attended a local nerdcon but there weren't that many people there and I got worried that this wouldn't go so well so I went out to get more people.

On my way I met a pair of twin girls I haven't seen since highschool. They were living in a van and said they'd do anything if they could live in my flat for very little money (as they were poor). They lured me into the van and there was a cat there stuck in the heaps of boxes and bags and I cuddled his head from the front of the van and he relaxed. As they listened to my demands, and just as I was about to suggest anal, I woke up.
59 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-11 08:23
I dreamt I met this really cute girl somewhere at a school or library or somewhere academic and she invited me home to her parent's home (her father was dead). She had an average face and short blonde hair but her body was 11/10 in deliciousness. After showering she let me do anal and she tried as best as possible to take it well by helping out. We kept dating and she cut her hair even shorter to a buzzcut and I think she was a neo-nazi now but she still had this awfully cute voice and behaviour and she was all deredere for me. We had more sex at my old place and my penis snapped in half from her anal tightness and I freaked out because it hurt but then I woke up.
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 14:50
Dreamt that I took a big shit in front of everyone and there was a huge nasty white grub in it that leapt out of the shit.
61 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 14:43
I was in a cyberpunky quasi-dystopian futuristic city setting where ghosts and ghouls were rampant in a megacity but all I wanted to was to get the girl alone with me in a room in a warehouse used by some rebel in a back alley but then the weird things started to happen and we got invaded and I couldn't get to put my penis in her.
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 00:59
I dreamt I owned a huge apartment in the middle of my hometown. I got this from running AirBnB for a while and from good reviews and lots of customers I got enough money to buy the rest of the floor my flat was on including the two stores. One was an import store and the other was a slaughter of sorts.

After buying up the whole floor I stopped with the AirBnBs and opened it up for artists to just sit and draw. So many came from all parts of the country. My friends wouldn't believe me when I invited them over and said I own this. The two stores went well too and generated enough income to upgrade the toilets and more and better tables and chairs were got. When this asian guy knocked on the door I woke up.
63 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 06:39
I keep reading "I was a cyberbully" everytime I scroll past.
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 05:31
I wish I had consistent dreams, I almost never dream...
65 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 06:25
Same. I think I dream more when im barely properly sleeping, but those dreams are usually just boring nonsense. The ones I remember here and there are the incredibly poignant-seeming or fantastical ones. However, I think I have those more when I'm in terrible mental health, so...
66 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 05:32
A lot of the details are muddled, but this one little snippet has been stuck in my head:

I was apparently watching an interview with some woman from an indie rock duo of some sort, and she started talking about some in-joke in their music videos. Then it cut over to a snippet from a music video with the same woman and some guy. There was a shot of them both sliding pieces of magazines(?) together and forming the letters C, M, and S, with words appearing under the letters that get cut off by the camera. The accompanying lyrics that just keep coming back to me are a phrase that goes "C.M.S.: it stands for this." I guess the joke was that the letters had some meaning that they refused to share.

That's probably the most vivid dream I've had in a while, and it's rather inane, unfortunately.
67 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 17:12
I notice that the worse my life gets the more fantastic my dreams get.

I have had a string of amazing dreams recently.
68 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 17:26
I was lining with a girl while I was very sleepy so I kept falling asleep and the conversation would change in the dream and I'm not quite sure what was real and what isn't anymore or if my responses made any sense. I guess I could read the chat history but that isn't as fun.
69 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-05 17:23
I dreamt I was giving a retrospective interview for some indie game. People thought it was good, but we had apparently gotten to the end and didn't have time to include cinematics for whatever reason, so there was no story whatsoever. I woke up kind of wishing it was real despite never seeing any of it.
70 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-12 06:29
In my dream, I had four testicles; the extra pair being somehow suspended in two accessory nutsacks between my actual beanbag and thighs.
71 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-13 09:48
I dreamt I had to kill a whole colony of space kids with wrenches, heavy objects, screwdrivers and lead pipes. I had to make sure their heads were squashed and that they were proper dead so that the face huggers could not use them for incubation. As soon as I killed the last kid a cyber-alien with red laser eyes and metal coating jumped out of a wall and attacked me and I woke up.
72 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-13 15:56
Dreamt I was diving to recover some guy's golf balls from the sandy bottom of some lake/sea. Had to go down maybe 15 or 20 feet to reach them. I dug up more of them than he was expecting me to find.
73 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-21 23:17
One of my dreams got crashed by Hideo Kojima.
It started off as a bleak dystopian movie about US-imposed population control in China after a war, and the Resistance was trying to smuggle weapons or something aboard a passenger train but got found out. So in a panic, the rebels hijacked the train and took the passengers hostage, and when they were showing the hostages to the Military/Media they took the bag off of one guy's head and the words "GUEST STARRING: HIDEO KOJIMA" flashed into view when his face was revealed. My consciousness literally cut in, going "what the fuck" out loud before I woke up angry.

I'm not sure what to make of this but I hope he doesn't crash any more of my dreams.
74 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-23 20:37
I dreamt I was talking one-on-one through a web chat client with the admin and moderator of several anime boards, he was a nice guy and we had some good chats.
75 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-03 08:53
I dreamt I went to some public swimming pool and theme park in which had a very difficult maze that had so far only had two levels explored. The third level was behind a closed door which was very difficult to get to.

Waiting outside were two extremely delicious girls. They were friends and both students possibly in their early 20s. I got to know them through failing at getting further in the maze and around the theme park but as the dream progressed I got incredibly horny since their bodies were so delicious and I saw them naked changing clothes under a towel. The girl with the brown hair had a delicious paipan innie pussy and nice, round breasts and the softest butt. I managed to turn this into a lucid dream by being so horny that I stopped my maze antics, went over to her after she had changed to a small shorts and singlet, and started fingering her butt. Then I forced her to deepthroat me and she willingly obliged.

I wasn't that happy waking up.
76 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-08 10:30
Had a dream that I was on a small sailboat in the middle of the ocean. I had my phone in my pocket, and was balancing on the stern, so I wanted to put it somewhere safe so it couldn't fall out of my pocket. Just as I was about to slide it across the deck and into the hatch, some old guy said "All fascists deserve to have their phones thrown into the sea" and my phone slid off the deck.

Does this mean I'm a fascist?
77 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-08 15:53

You say that like its a bad thing
78 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-12 07:17
Dreamt a bunch of weird stuff, this is what I can remember:
For some reason some Mexican/Japanese artist had bought some sort of "personal masturbator" that was in the shape of a huge dildo, but soft and... penetratable.

The other thing was me joining some Korean martial art thing involving swords, but they required short hair, so the instructor simply cut off all of my hair with his knife. Then we were supposed to do sword exercises, but the (western) sword I had brought was too long, so I had to use a wooden katana.
79 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-12 17:45
I was just trying to go about my business as usual but soldiers kept coming up and shooting me. Every time my cute neighbor would nurse me back to health, but I kept getting bloodier and bloodier until I was completely red. Then a kindly dog wearing body armor and carrying large guns on its back helped escort me to work and back.
80 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-13 19:24
This made me laugh because somehow I can so vividly imagine this as real.
81 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-17 21:47

That's a great dream.
82 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-18 21:44
I'm not even sure what this dream was about. All I can vaguely remember is that SAoVQ was some sort of labyrinthine tower with a huge snake guardian guarding it. I guess it was something about how the "internet historians" valued it a lot, and therefore it was a huge structure in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe the other way around?
83 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-21 18:01
I dreamt I was in a compensated or otherwise on-demand exclusive sexual relationship with my childhood friend, who appeared as a sense that she hadn't aged since she was 16. (she's a relative hamplanet today.) Woke up wanting to go back to that dream, underpants reeking of man-juice.
84 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-23 16:07
My cute neighbor kissed me on the cheek and I kissed her on the lips which made her very flustered. Then the doorbell rang so I went to the door and opened it but nobody was there. Suddenly a grenade flew in from the window. I grabbed in and threw it back outside. After it blew up I looked outside and there was a bunch of soldiers loitering in the yard having a giggle. They looked at me and threw two grenades through the window. Without much time, I threw back one grenade and threw myself on the second one. After the horrible explosion I ran out the door to yell at the soldiers, but they had already ran away. My cute neighbor mentioned that I was late for work, so I ran very fast at incredible speed to the train station. At my high speed I failed to notice a soldier concealed by the roadside who stuck his leg out. Tumbling to the ground, the dream ended.
85 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-19 14:23
I had sex with a ghost girl. It was okay. Then I accidentally beat up some high school girls because I mistook them for soldiers. Fortunately they didn't seem to mind so much.
86 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-22 14:53
I bitched at my classmates and called them a plethora of mean names. It was really liberating. Then I went lucid and tried to fuck someone I think.
87 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-22 18:29
I was on an elevated train going through what looked sort of like Austin, heading toward the city center. I saw my husbando at a cafe and again at some kind of flea market or something along those lines, but I couldn't do or say anything on account of still being on the train. Eventually I arrived at the train station, which was this massive, multistory, modernist building which I never actually saw from the outside but seemed to be made primarily of glass tinted a shade of blue dark enough to not let in light.

I met an older woman possibly two, near an escalator. She was wearing the sort of expensive but still off-the-rack clothing an upper-middle class person who wants to show off but doesn't know much about fashion would wear. She said something to the effect of she would invite me somewhere, possibly to dinner, but I'd be dead in less than a month so there wasn't any point. I mentioned that I could also leave the city before then, but she didn't respond.

I wasn't paying much attention to her regardless, as I was too busy trying to figure out how I could get back to that cafe where I saw my husbando. I didn't really care about anything else.
88 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-23 03:19
I dreamt I inspected the vaginers of two girls and saw that one of them had her clitoral part glued together and she kept on saying she was saving herself only for the richest men in the world. The other wanted sex right away with me.
89 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-13 12:06
Dreamed that I was going to test a zombie-hunting/fashion dress-up school MMO for someone, and the character creation offered the option of using a bunch of preset faces including likenesses of the band members of Linkin Park (even if you'd set the character's base body to female). And then you had the option of replacing the character's nose with various styles of penis.
90 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-14 15:55
I was lazing around watching anime on a comfy chair when my cute neighbor walked into the room and sat on my lap. She kept fidgeting and I got a very large boner which despite my utmost efforts, rubbed against her cute butt. Then, the doorbell rang, so I got up, tucking my erection into my pant leg as best as I could, before answering the door, and was shot.
91 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-15 10:30
I dresmt I was traveling with my dream gf and her family and her parents had become stock art photo models and the entire neighbourhood we drove through to get meatballs and mash used the image of her father as scarecrows. Every time we drove through the city it moved further north but we had to drive through it to get to the eating place which was in a morgue that was also a community center and also a dancehall.
92 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-15 18:10
I was biking home and somehow ended up hundreds of miles away in new york city. I didnt have any money or a phone, so I asked a black girl if I could use her phone to call a ride. She let me and was really nice to help me figure out how to work it when I got confused trying to actually place the call, but I woke up sometime while I was trying to figure it out.
It was a little stressfull at the time, but somehow comfy to recount now.
93 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-24 09:06
I was on a camping trip or something with a group of teens to Japan for some reason and among them were a few JEWS. The jewish guy lended me some equipment but later I found out it had an interest rate and I could not repay in time so I tried to find him. However he had died in an earthquake and suddenly everything was post-apocalyptic and devastated but I found the teens I was traveling with near a broken city border control. The jewish woman invited me in to this weird trailer/house hybrid home and started making food. I slid my hand down imside her pants between her buttcheeks and put pressure on her butthole with my fingers and she moaned and told me that it made her horny. Then I had to find watermelon-flavoured gum or something in the rubble of the nearby town and then I woke up as I climbed a devastated house and found the farewell note of the other jew.
94 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-26 20:39
I was in New York City and someone jumped off a building. They slid down relatively slowly, and instead of hitting the street, they went through an opening in a vent into the sewer, and I don’t think they died. It’s like if you land in water in a video game and it stops you from taking fall damage. It didn’t make sense but it was all a dream (I used to read Word Up Magazine).
95 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-29 18:48
I had my hair cut in a hime cut and had on red lipstick, and was trying to get a black dress on just so to look extra pretty. And then I noticed the forehead line of my hair was crooked because I'd cut it myself and done a bad job.
96 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 03:23
I was out sailing with my parents somewhere in Iceland or Scotland. Suddenly it turned dark and stormy, and as I was telling my dad to take care so he wouldn't fall off, he went overboard.
I should also mention that the boat was somewhat unusually shaped, with the cockpit about halfway down the length and nothing (just bare deck) behind it, and all the rigging in front. You had to be precariously perched on top of the raised and angled cabin deck to do practically anything except steering.
97 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 18:28
Someone kept blowing a whistle in the distance. Annoying as fuck.

Turns out my smoke alarm batteries needed replacing
98 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-05 00:41
Another multi-segment dream. First I was visiting my grandparents abroad and because it was my last day with them I wanted to visit the old cathedral in town. This was made somewhat difficult by the fact that I was bound to an electric wheelchair, controlled using a keyboard placed in front of me. Getting on an off the subway was a challenge as I was not used to the control scheme and kept bumping into people. I returned from the cathedral and apparently performed a certain Chopin piece so well that a local event organizer wanted me to perform it at another nearby church.
That church was pretty weird; at the very top of the clock tower was a tiny organ where I was instructed to practice/wait until the concert started. Eventually I was brought down to the stage (located in the basement) and was promptly overcome by stage anxiety.

After waking up for a few minutes, I had a dream with a scenario somewhat similar to The Thing, where some mysterious lifeform infected people and turned them into monstrous creations one by one.
99 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-08 23:34
I dreamted that I was watching porn on a laptop with a girl. It was called Huwalden and was about a cute young girl with short light hair that sucked off a hairy cock. Presumably her boyfriend's. This porno was also reviewed in great detail by a pulp magazine that laid on the table. The author was a young goth woman who praised it. I wanted to download it so we could watch it offline in case the rip got taken down but I could only find fake versions and some Japanese sidescrolling shooter with the same name.

Now we went to Japan and I wanted to go to a love hotel to act out the porn there as supposedly it was made in a love hotel in Japan. I met a cosplayer who was at a financiak convention that invited us to the same hotel but it was trashed by the cosplayer's pimp which I read about in the aforementioned pulp magazine.

After involving the local police and the clean-up crew I hoped to get the two girl with me in a room for a threesome but the reparations dragged out abd we got served food and then I woke up.
100 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-09 11:20
The goth woman was actually Cyndi Lauper in the "Time after Time"-video. Wew.

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