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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

101 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-12 04:07
I dreamed I was the manager of an ice cream parlor and I spanked the waitress with the ice cream scoop, but she kept being resistant and back-talky and I didn't have the guts to be stern with her. Then my dick fell off.
102 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 13:17
I stepped out of the room my ensemble was rehearsing in to grab music but suddenly I was down the street in some village and my director kept asking, "Where is he? Where did he go?" I jumped in a nearby car and started desperately trying to drive back in time for rehearsal, while yelling, "I'm here! I'm here!!" I rolled down the window to try and be heard better but to no avail. In hindsight, I wonder if I actually called out IRL. Sometimes near the ends of dreams, if I'm talking to someone I'll mumble the replies in the real world too. I woke up at 4:32 and spent almost 20 minutes frantically looking for my music before realizing I don't even have that rehearsal today.

I tried to go back to sleep but in the next dream, my university's pep band was having its biggest game in 40 minutes and I had forgotten all about it. I was sitting and sipping High Life through a straw when my family drove up to take me home. I had to hide the beer and then, after the text got to me that I was about to miss something important, I had to argue with them until they finally agreed to let me stay on campus and go. It was very stressful, and I think this part of the dream stemmed from some deep-seated issues I have with my relationship with them. Anyway, I rushed to the van that the band was traveling in and jumped in. To my surprise, my close friend Tom was in there. The two of us sat and chatted until the ride was over, and the band unloaded to warm up in sectionals. I went under the van to grab my drum cases, but upon opening them I realized that Tom had filled them with furniture, not my drums. I started booking it, trying to figure out what I could tell the band's director. I then woke up again at 7:43. I'm still very disoriented and extremely paranoid that I'm missing something today. I'm going to get up and go about my day like normal, and see if I make it without reason for concern.
103 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 16:13
Dreamed that I started downloading a torrent from a link on SAOVQ and then a bit later noticed "WTF this torrent is 100 nonobytes, no wonder my laptop is running like crap, it can't hold that much!"
104 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 15:37
My work visa got fucked and I had to fly from Tokyo to New York City for a day. In New York, there was no Lawson across the street anymore just a rip off called Lowson which wasn't the same because they didn't sell karaage-kun and were not staffed by cute Chinese/ Southeast Asian girls. The next day I woke up in my old 13th floor apartment, and was about to set out for the airport, but suddenly I found out that I couldn't go back ever again, and so I couldn't see my cute neighbor anymore and I felt very depressed. I phoned my boss to explain that I was going to be forever late to my work, while apologizing and bowing profusely.

That is where my dream ended, but most likely where >>94 kun's dream began.
105 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-22 15:08
I was on a virtual MMO (think sorta Overlord-ish, which I've been watching too much of lately) and was in the guild stronghold preparing for an attack from our enemies. We were making our preparations, watching for the enemy approach, but there was only a single emissary that we dispatched, and then... they magically built a wall in our courtyard. A defensive wall, but useless for any defense the way it was positioned. There was this strong air of paranoia as we kept watching through the magic view screens to try to figure out what the fuck the enemy's gambit was, building this fucking wall.

Finally, after much tension, the wall began to separate into pieces and the ruse was revealed. Every fucking voxel of that wall was a disguised enemy, all stacked up on each other to make themselves look like a wall. A huge, overwhelming army. I woke up before the battle really started but it didn't look good for us.
106 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-23 19:05
My penis was substantially larger than what it is in the real world.
107 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-07 12:03
Dreamed I was watching a weird anime (well, maybe not that weird by anime standards...) that somebody was sending to me on VHS tapes, sometimes frustratingly out of order so I'd have to sort out what was actually in the main sequence and what was OVA bonus episodes and stuff.

The anime itself was about a school club with a secret membership requirement that you had to be a disturbed individual. So half of the time they were doing cute club things while the other half was them acting demented and plotting (and sometimes achieving) plans to lure people into being tortured and murdered. Black magic also seemed to be involved. One of the members committed suicide in front of the others, but continued to attend as some sort of undead (she wore clothes that covered the scars so you couldn't tell by looking). One guy considered joining the club but decided not to after meeting one of the members and deciding he "did not like the smell of her".

Towards the end of the dream the club was in some sort of maid service competition and dressed up in the typical maid uniforms. They were instructed to serve cake and sliced it up neatly with one of their favorite murder knives. Then there was a mishap that caused the girl bringing the cake to trip and send the plates flying. Somehow (perhaps the black magic thing again) the plates landed face up in front of the people they were serving anyway but the team was penalized, being reprimanded to serve cake more gently next time and that a maid shouldn't call undue attention to herself.
108 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 12:54
I dreamded that I was watching a televised cooking show (which I never do), and the chef in the show had a conversation with me about the balance of sweet portions, and how I was doing the right thing by having something sweet to drink for the main course, and regular tea for the dessert, so it's always a balance. I didn't get to look at his face as I could only see his forearms and lower body, but he was too polite to be Gordon Ramsay, and too buff to be Jamie Oliver.
109 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-13 13:40
I was in my house (the old house I used to live in, not my current one). I was about to eat dinner when these soccer fratboys came in and started talking all loud, and then they brought in some large dog animal thing. They were like, "it's so cool bro, right?" I unwrapped my burger and it jumped at me trying to eat it, and then I woke up.
110 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-10 12:57
I stumbled across a website - notably, with a .mil domain - hosting some sort of VIP music album, apparently created by several hispanic VIPPERs. There were exactly seven tracks displayed in a table, and each had some weird "artist" name (in the rightmost column) that, when clicked, expanded to show all the participating artists.
111 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-11 08:35
I dreamdeneded that the local airport served katsudon, but it was not where I thought they were serving katsudon, so I accidentally entered their kitchen and toilet area. Then I apologised to the clerk and he wanted to serve me katsudon but he couldn't right now so I told him I'd return with my in-dream gf. Then something weird happened, and I woke up.
112 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 18:11
something weird happened, and I woke up.
113 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 19:01
something weird happened, and I woke up with an odd sense of deja vu.
114 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 19:54
something hot happened, and I woke up with a boner
115 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-29 06:36
I dreamded I became involuntarily member number 105 of "The murder club" which is a combination of Battle Royale and The Continental led by a Chinese triad gang boss with a very secret past. The rules were you could kill anyone at any time including the boss, but if you killed him everyone would turn on you to take his place over you. Since I was the newest and least experienced murderer everyone naturally turned on me (except for a girl with white/lavender hair). I only wanted to get out because I had no intention to kill or get killed.

One day we are having an introductory round of the 15 or so alive members in a tiny hidden club in an alley somewhere and my mother is somehow there and thinks it is the coolest thing ever. I really want her out before she gets killed. Two of the girls help me force her outside, but one of the other murderers, a really cocky guy with knives and a spiky bat wants to kill me right now.

When the Chinese triad boss lines us up in a circle in the backyard to introduce everyone to me, I snap and wrap a garden hose with a fishing net over the cocky guys' neck and head until he suffocates. Everyone else is simply staring at this point, and I realise I will eventually become the next leader of the murder club, simply by being the most unassuming and unpredictable.
116 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-29 19:07
The cute girl that's not my girlfriend went on a road trip with me. We found an abandoned mansion and things were starting to get steamy. I said, "my girlfriend wouldn't like this." She replied, "dude look how hard my nipples are!" She gave me a hard nipple hug and I woke up, very disconcerted.
117 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-05 12:58
I was a detective trying to solve some sort of mystery at a big fancy hotel. I also sort of had magical powers. I saw the two suspects walking through the foyer and going toward a basement, so sat somewhere inconspicuous and did a body take over of the female suspect. I then, in in the female suspect's body and listening to her protests in my (her) head, pounced on the male suspect and raped him in the basement. The sex was steamy and felt pretty good. Afterward, the police burst into the basement and arrested the two, and I jumped back into my body. My methods were unethical and the policeman in charge of the bust expressed his discomforts, but he also seemed to grudgingly respect my results.

I woke up briefly and when I went back to sleep, I was at the same hotel the morning after, thi stime off the beat and just trying to relax. Outside the main doors I met up with Jughead (as portrayed in the Netflix series Riverdale), and we entered together. The man behind the counter shot some passive aggressive comment to me after greeting us, something regarding the arrest yesterday. We ignored it and went upstairs, where we enjoyed a warm breakfast by a large window ovrlooking the gardens outside. Many acquaintances from my real life were in this dining area as well, although I didn't converse with them as much.

My overall verdict on this dream was that I have been binging Riverdale too hard, am sexually needy due to not being able to see my girlfriend as regularly. I woke up very turned on with a strong morning's wood, and a little hungry.
118 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-08 11:27
I don't remember everything about it, but I distinctly remember getting a very pleasurable and real-feeling blowjob from my gf near the middle of the dream. I remember doing some paperwork on my PC later on. I also know that near the end of the dream, the music from my IRL alarm was incorporated, and I watched as a man from my hometown started his burgeoning music career dancing and performing the music on a stage. I wish I remembered more from it, I'll have a more in-depth report next time.
119 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-08 12:44
I dreamt of blendshapes and morph targets. It was a thoroughly surreal dream because it was so anchored in reality yet everything I observed around me could be morphed and blended using Blender and Unity. I woke up rather bewildered.
120 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-05 13:12
There was some big thing happening, a performance or festival or something. I hadn't practiced the music at all, and when I got there it turned out it was too hard to bullshit. I moved to pull out the sheet music to learn it on the spot, only to find that it was missing. The director/guy in charge was very pissed and shat on me verbally, telling me how disappointed he was, how I'm only good some of the time. He asked me what I'd call myself, and I answered, "Inconsistent."

Also, the four mallets I was using on my instrument disappeared to be replaced by three pancakes. The three pancakes at some point became two. Completely sabotaged, there was no way for me to play the music. I woke up relatively soon after attempting to hit the marimba with two pancakes. Before coming completely to my senses I felt very stressed, and insecure.

I'm certain this dream stemmed from the large amounts of stress I've been dealing with, between working on furthering my music career and interacting with my family that I hate. Hopefully in due time my life will get a little easier, and my dreams will become less harrowing again.
121 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-06 11:54
I unexpectedly received a set of old audio cassettes in their plastic case in amongst a lot of CD-ROMs I'd ordered. There was a nice autumn cabin scene on the cover and a sticker on the back suggested it had belonged to a library's audiobook collection back in the 80s. I put one of the cassettes in a walkman and took a listen, and it turned out the audio on it was actually one of those ASMR dirty talk things that are supposed to help you jack off or whatever.
122 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-09 15:47
Just last night I dreamt of large, sexually attractive breasts.
123 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 12:22
I was living in some sort of dorm building with many acquaintances from the past year or so. One of them put on a jacket and left our room for the elevator, and I followed suit.. For some reason, when the elevator was moving I was stumbling all over myself, then regained balance when it stopped at the bottom.

We exited and we wen t our own ways. I ended up at this mix of video game and real life--I think I was on my computer playing the game, while also experiencing it first person. It was some sort of race mini game inside of a Toon Link and Kirby video game that had a respectable niche following. Its users talked shit on each other via a textboard sort of like ours, except with a sky blue background instead of our brick situation.

After playing some and perusing the textboard, I realized someone had posted an image that seemed oddly familiar. It was a black man dressed up like an internet character, and in the background the architecture looked like something I'd seen before. I soon realized that the picture was taken on my actual university campus, and I discussed this with the other posters. I identified the location of the post as the upper section of Main Street, near where the student center resides.

Soon after closing my computer and actually walking toward main street, I woke up. Earlier in the night there was a different dream, this one about me being lost in an important road trip with a large cart, but I don't remember the series of events on that one as well.
124 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-13 11:34
I was watching a porn scene starring Sabrine Maui, but actually standing there instead of watching on a screen. After a while she said she would give me a blowjob so I lay down next to the other guy and she started sucking me off, but I woke up before it was done.
125 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-13 14:49
I dreamded that I was looking at lewd videos on youtube and especially a video from a brazilian games show where one of the girls that pretended to be some older guys' daughter accidentally lost her entire bikini on the beach and her covering towel blew off while she was laying under it and she rolled around in the sand naked and you could see her pussy and asshole.

Suddenly about 30 brazilians enter my backyard by helicopters, most of them a little oldef than myself but some of the females were younger than me. They all needed to come inside to help with their university study reports and I tried frantically to hide the video but could not close the tab so I swought to another tab instead. Two of the females sat down next to me and asked to share the desk for an hour and they saw the tab with the brazilian name, laughed, and asked me how much do I know about brazilian culture, and then I woke up.
126 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-13 14:51
>>125
Ok, I just realised how fucking ridiculous the transition between the first and the second paragraph is. I guess that's why it is a dream.
127 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-24 13:41
I fake-woke up to my father freaking out at me. He was beside himself, crying and yelling. He was yelling at me to change my desktop. I thought it was fine at first, but then I realized at some point my "Do It For Her" poster had been changed to be full of lewd pictures of my waifu. I checked my phone to delete anything incriminating off of there, and realized there was gay porn in my photo album. My father told me he caught me with gay porn and that I'd tried sucking his dick. I was utterly distraught, feeling like I had been framed or something. I woke up for real around 4:15 AM, first panicking about how to fix things, then after realizing it was a dream feeling very hateful and bitter that my parents are such that I'd have nightmares about what could happen if they thought I was gay. After a little time, i went back to sleep and continued dreaming.

I was texting my girlfriend at home and at some point in the conversation, she decided to come over. We spend a good amount of time cuddling on my sofa and watching fictional youtube videos. Around 11:37 pm she decided it was time to go, we didn't kiss because my parents were home and she went on her way.

After this, I drove/teleported back to the university library, where I had been working before my girlfriend came over I think. I was setting my workstation back up when someone who looked a little like my girlfriend sat next to me. I almost kissed her but thought, "that's not my girlfriend and it could be taken as sexual assault."

I was then press-ganged into some sort of slave team. A crew walked past my workstation, pulled me up and I followed them down many stairs into what seemed to be another world. I was soon in a slave complex of sorts on top of a very steep mountain/hill with lots of tunnels within it. I settled in inside a barrack with around 12 other guys of different builds, races etc. Our slavemaster came in and briefed us on what we were doing. After fastening our slave cuffs and wrapping some sort of cable around our necks, we set out for deep down in the caves/valley/whatever was so deep down.

It was a very supernatural environment, and in hindsight I think the best interpretation of where I was could be some type of fantasy-esque dungeon. When we were near the bottom, there were docks and whole oceans to be seen, as well as a large field with colored twisting balls sitting on top of stalks. Our task as described by the slavemaster was to collect these, and also find the Gundam that was buried somewhere in the place. We got to work, but since I was new and didn't have proper slave gear, my inventory was limited and I was trying to cram the spheres into pockets in my cargo shorts.

Suddenly, it started raining heavily and there were flashes of thunder. I pointed and my crew noticed what I saw--in the horizon of the ocean, there were like 20 GMs and Gundams leaping and flying in our direction. The slavemaster told us to retreat while another slave crew was ordered to stay and keep collecting things. After a brief moment spent teasing the unlucky crew, I lead my team back up toward the surface. There was a lot of danger and peril, fantasy traps and GMs and living boats that were trying to get to us from the water. When we got up far enough to see some of the slave barracks though, things mellowed out considerably. We were almost back to our barrack when it started raining indoors. I turned and saw one of our guys that had gone missing erlier walking toward us from the rain. I asked him, "Are you sure you want to be up here without your comb?" To which he replied, "I'm not worried."

Shortly after checking behind us for more trouble from the rain, we ran all the way back up to the library, at which point I woke up for the last time. Overall verdict, I suppose the first nightmare was caused by deep-seeded fears of anyone discovering my bisexuality. The second dream, while scary at times, was much more enjoyable with a great atmosphere. Overall rating for the nightmare, 1/10. Rating for the subsequent dreams, 8.5/10.
128 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-29 04:35
The last trains had already left so I searched for routes home on google maps. Only one route remained; it was by boat, with no transfers, and leaving in a few minutes. I dashed to the dock, finding only small wooden rowboat with about a dozen people on it. As soon as I stepped foot on the boat, the oarsman started rowing down the river.

I opened my wallet to pay for the ride, and realized that I had no cash on me. I asked the oarsman if he accepted the suica train card. The oarsmen, in his black robes, reached out his skeletal hand to tap the suica scanner attached to the boat. I waved my card above the scanner, before it beeped, flashed a red x, and in the soft voice of a japanese woman politely told me that I had insufficient funds. I apologized to charon for boarding without any way to pay, and jumped into the river.
129 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-29 17:39
I was sitting at my laptop when I got a notification from Tinder that I'd gotten a match. I haven't used the app in almost a year, so I was confused as to how it had happened. Upon opening the notification, I saw that it was the cute girl that isn't my girlfriend again, the perpetrator of the hard nipple hug in my dreams a little while ago. I got angry that she kept hijacking my dreams and started yelling at my phone for her to cut it out (dream logic told me she could hear me). I deleted the app in my dream and double-checked my actual phone when I woke up, as well.
130 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-04 11:20
I was sitting near the entrance of a large plot of land when a dog ran through the gate. Then a film crew appeared. I was apparently an unwitting extra in a movie called Emmie Max, so I was asked to sign a release form. The first question was whether I agreed with the concept of camo mixed with denim, worn in combination to blend in better with large rocks (this answer required a signature). The rest of it I had to fill in using pencil on a tiled floor.
The plot to the movie involved an execution in a lake, thwarted by water zombies.
131 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-06 17:09
I had a dream the other night that I was sleeping in a tent in the woods when, suddenly, a wind started to blow and Mima from Touhou Project appeared and I got really spooked. Then the dream cut abruptly to a security camera feed inside of an abandoned concrete structure in the same woods. There was a screen for each floor of the building and the basement had a boiler inside of it and I found this very unnerving for some reason.

All I remember from last night is a dream where I was inside of some battleship or possibly a space-faring vessel and it had a really loud alarm system. Right before I woke up, I dreamt about making Doom WADs which seems like less fun of an idea now that I've been awake for a while.
132 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-08 12:54
I was part of some military space force. We rode a space elevator from orbit down to the planet surface, where we ran into some sort of D-Day situation. Eventually I got separated from them, and ended up alone and unarmed, accompanied by a swarthy bearded man and a fairly cute Asian girl with a gun. We were stealthing around a countryside that was progressively starting to look more and more like the courtyards of my university, and were about to face conflict for the first time when I woke up.
133 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-09 06:56
I had two little kids. A boy and a girl. I took them around in their trolley. It was summer and a beautiful day. We were somewhere in the countryside on a holiday. We laughed and smiled and hugged and had a great time. My wife was also there and it felt like everything I wanted in my life. Then I woke up.
134 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-13 15:04
I had sex and cummed inside my two cute neighbors. Then when I was walking home some guys walking behind me were being assholes and trying to start a fight so I punched one in the face and then fought 3 of them at once but I didn't do so good.
135 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-17 14:18
A few of my friends were in the university library with me. It seemed to be winter. They were arranging to go outside and have a fight with some kettle bells we found in the corner of the building. First we put on our gas masks, of course, and flipped the switch on the side so we could breathe correctly. Before we were about to go though, I threw up a little in my mouth and had to spit it into a trash can. When I woke up, I was unsure if I had actually thrown up a little in my throat or not. After a lot of swallowing and more careful introspection, I'm still unsure and perhaps will never know.
136 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-23 13:14
I cummed in my cute neighbor's vagina and then my other neighbor's mouth and she then kissed the semen into the first girls mouth.
137 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-25 12:44
My neighbors decided to mow the lawn by tying a lawnmower to the front of their car and driving up and down the garden.
138 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-26 02:19
I dreamed I was at the kitchen drinking some coffee when a weirdo broke into my house. I beat him up but can't remember what I did after that.
139 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-30 00:51
I dreamt that I was on top of a skyscraper in the middle of a vast city when suddenly Armageddon started and the nukes dropped. It was like a carpet-bombing of small nuclear devices. The skyscraper collapsed and I fell like a hundred stories and somehow survived. Then I was at a Disney Land type place where I suddenly turned into Asriel Dreemurr from Undertale. I started fucking around with mixing a bag of concrete which angered Asgore and then the other characters ganged up on me an had me committed to a mental institution which kind of resembled a gothic castle with neon signs on it.
140 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-30 11:27
I was having phone sex with my ex when I was suddenly thrust from my bed by a friend of mie. We had a football game to go to, and we were already behind schedule to get there with the marching band. I couldn't find my drums, so I just prayed that someone had packed them already and grabbed some cymbals just in case.My group had to go through random suburbs to reach the field, and on these back roads we ran into the West Chester band, whom we have a lot of antipathy toward. We almost starte a rumble, but the sudden appearance of a childhood friend in their drumline defused the situation. We reached the field and were about to rehearse when I woke up.
141 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-21 22:36
I was living in a very large luxury apartment with several other people, who were having an argument about who gets to take a dump in the sole toilet of the place. I also needed to go, so I told them to buzz off because I'm the one paying the rent and thus my needs take precedence.
142 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-25 00:25
tried to pet a parrot but it kept biting my fingers
143 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-25 02:30
I had entered a skyscraper apartment of some kind where the walls were lined with glass cabinets lit from underneath, giving them an eerie glow, and there were what seemed like bodyguards in a corner of each room. In the main dining room an asian woman invites me to sit on a chair next to hers, but when I do she smiles at me and gets up to go to a different room. Her body looks from behind like that of a woman in her thirties, with widened hips and the musculature of not having sat on her ass all her days, and I find that strangely fetching.

The bodyguard continues to look at her cellphone with a rehearsed idleness.
144 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-25 14:11
I was visiting the onsen with some of my neighbors. After a bit of chilling in the onsen, my cute neighbor walked in and started bathing next to me. Nobody really seemed to think anything was odd, except for me, as I got a very big boner.
145 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-03 07:19
I dreamteneded that I joined John Carmack on his job and it involved private airplanes with jacuzzi seats, naked ladies that clung to hin and a business trip to Eastern Europe in the summer.
146 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-06 09:03
Tan muscle man on the beach, but with a vulva.
147 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-11 02:54
Today I had a dream my house was broken into. I thought they had installed a RAT on my computer and were watching my every move. It was quite scary as I could not tell it was a dream yet. Upon waking up I checked to see my doors were locked and ran a virus scan.
148 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-11 04:03
I won a million dollars on a scratch 'N' win ticket, but I left it on a bench and someone took it.
149 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-21 08:40
https://anonfile.com/neP22aj4b4/dream_thread_zip
Full backup of a previous dream thread.
150 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-28 14:04
I dreamteneded that I was in China but it was a dystopian cyberpunk future with constant dark thunder skies and a giant white robot iguana went around and ate all the tall buildings. It almost stepoed on me while I observed it. Afterwards I tried to make my way to Beijing but the pollution was so bad that the smog made it hard for me to navigate the ancient brickwall maze in the countryside. A negro on the wall tried to tell me where to go but he could hardly speak human language and up I woke.

Then I had another dream where I entered the body of some middle aged japanese business man who had a JAV-model in his hotelroom. She undressed all the way to her pantsu and started sucking his penis and licking his balls and ass. She was in her early 20's and had a flat chest, but thicc thighs and a round booty. When he started cumming he came so hard he frightened her and she ran off to hide in the bathroom.
151 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-28 18:49
I was in Japan, but for some reason the terrain is extremely steep. So much so that a downward escalator was like a roller coaster without any parts where the cart goes up, and people stand on their own legs (or sit down on a floor) unassisted.
152 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-29 11:01
>>150
It was actually an iguana with chameleon eyes to be precise.
153 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-29 12:40
I was looking into my nostril with a view like some sort of medical scope, all lit up and magnified so I could see easily. There was a huge booger in there which I proceeded to try to pick out with my finger.
154 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-30 19:20
In a post-postapocalyptic frontier setting, I was doing some maintenance-type things at a quasi-pastoral large family building of some sort. A swarm of children become excited at something flying in the sky, and when I go look it turns out to be a stork or swan of some kind barely gliding along with fucked-up looking wings.
155 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-01 22:01
There was a dude all dressed up in a leather getup sorta like a crudely made gimp suit or something the killer from a slasher flick would wear, and I was pointing at him and hollering, "Your shirt is made of SKIN! Your pants are made of SKIN! Your mask is made of SKIN! Your bag is made of SKIN!"
156 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-03 16:22
I dreamed that my night of drinking with the boys continued, and we went out to find a party while we were drunk. Along the way, the girl that I'm no longer into walked by and my friend John said she was into me. We laughed about it and did more drunk bro things around my campus, with slight lapses in reality due to dream logic. We were almost back home, and then I had some of my instruments with me for some reason. Then another girl showed up with a drill, and fucking destroyed my favorite cymbal to an irreparable degree. This part of the dream was very real-feeling, and I was quite shocked and upset well after I woke up, unsure if what I thought had happened was real or not. Overall verdict is an 8/10, it was a fun continuation of a fun night of drinking but that ending was nightmare-tier.
157 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-13 12:16
The I dreamtenested that I went to a little village in the forest, but it had a dark secret in which it was the only entry point to a prison colony that was in the middle of a radiation field that the prisoners would die if they were to enter. The radiation was all natural and came from rocks in the ground.

The village was extremely 70's in look and feel and smell, The kids were dressed in the height of 70's fashion and there were all extremly 70's interiors like dark wooden walls, green, yellow and orange upholstery, and those glorious lampshades and lamp fixtures. I walked around until I came to a high-tech area where a punk girl told me that it was a teleporter to get to the place where a 747-airplane had crashed. For some reason I got sucked into it and saw where I teleported this hellish, almost underground, dystopian cityscape very much like in Escape from New York. The plane was shrouded in polluted fog and everything was decaying. I got teleported back quickly as the technicians managed to get me back, but then they had to send me back again because I was one of the few who survived the trip, and they needed someone to report on the situation in there.

I got sent back to stay for 24 hours, and had to first find a place to live. All these weird young people around made it clear they were not prisoners, but their descendants, and that this had become its own isolated country. There were food stalls, an economy, rental flats, and even a very simple hot air balloon transport system, but the balloon never managed to rise high enough to clear the treetops and avoid the radiation, so instead it got used for equipment transport.

I walked through this old train station that hadits tunnels destroyed by rocks. Most likely they were plugged due to the radiation. There was a place that served dried meat and soup, and I tried it, and it was ok. I eventually found an abandoned flat and squatted there for a little while, until the people became suspicious of me because I was so different. Just as in Escape from New York this place was ruled by a madman, one that was inspired by the bosses in arcade beat-em-up video games, who had a tall blonde mohawk, orange leather jacked, orange trousers, and a white tank top underneath. He also wore 3D-glasses for added effect. He decided he wanted to find me, and I had to get back.

For some reason when I teleported back this time I ended up in Los Angeles instead of the village, but I recognised everywhere and found my way back to the village. There, they were having a party and the hot air balloon was flying around above them. Then I learned that 20 years had passed and that the prison colony had crumbled and disappeared under an earthquake, and they told it to me using video game graphics from the early 90's arcades. The end boss guy looked up at rocks that fell down and crushed everything around him, until he got squashed himself. I got to try the hot hair balloon and flew it around over the party for a while. I managed to fly it between the trees really well and they thought I had learned this from the prion colony, but I did not know. Then I flew into the foggy mountains, and up I woked.
158 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-24 15:57
I was in a secluded place with my ex, and we started having sexy times. I remember this was handled very realistically in the dream, there was some hesitancy because we weren't in good terms IRL but things started getting steamy. Right before the Insertion happened though, I came to my senses and ran away. She then texted me on my dream phone all kinds of hurtful things, to which I replied "I still have to find my heart."

I then went for a run around my hometown to clear my head, but I kept running into school buses and kids walking. I realized it must be a school day, and questioned why they had school on THanksgiving. A cute runner girl reminded me that I had to go teach with my friends, so I rushed home and grabbed a few rifles and started jogging to the school. It was very awkward walking the school's halls with two large rifles, and I wonered why my friend had insisted we purchase them. Teaching was uneventvful and brief, the most outstanding event was that my friends fogot to buy me a burger from McDonald's.

Then we drove to our apartment downtown, and were barely relaxing for five minutes before our home was invaded by ninja-esque Yakuza thugs and their overpowered boss. We pulled katanas and had an intense and raucous fight around the house that ended in all the Yakuzas dead and one of our katanas stuck in a dresser drawer. We were discussing plans for remodeling with a laguz from Trinidad when I awoke.
159 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-28 08:44
I was grabbing a lot of titties in a highly irreverent fashion. They were all perfectly pornstarlike D-cup and some of them didn't have implants while others did.
160 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-10 12:32
I was in class, and when it dismissed my hot friend told me to wait up because she wanted to check something. She then proceeded to make out with me for a few seconds. You may remember this girl from the infamous "hard nipple hug" dream a while back. After she was done sucking my tongue, this other classmate wanted me to hug her from behind, but I was quite bothered at this point and walked out of the room. I woke up shortly after.
161 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-12 13:25
I was staying at some sort of countryside house temporarily with some friends. A girl came by who was really into me, but I didn't even know her name and she got very offended. Then a girl who I liked came into town, and we worked together to defeat a giant boss that came to challenge us. The secret was to use my bike to distract him and eventually trap him so everyone could spam with ease. Afterward, the two of us hit the city with my friends, and I remember specifically thinking that the time period of the city was a cross between modern New York and some palace during W.A. Mozart's time. I woke up without learning her name, sadly.
162 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-14 11:34
I dreamed that I was staying at a hostel and it had lots of weird rooms with bunk beds strewn all over the place. It seemed to have been formed by a few semi-detached homes molded together and someone had decided to add and remove walls as they saw fit. There was this ridiculously soft-bodied girl there with only the thiccest of thighs and a bald pussy that I so wanted to put my penis into. She walked around naked under a towel after having just exited from the shower, and I grabbed her arm and wanted to take her back to my room. The problem was that there were people everywhere and no rooms had lockable doors, and most rooms didn't even have doors, so there were nowhere I could put my penis inside her in privacy. I got so frustrated that I woke up.
163 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-14 12:56
I was playing in an orchestra concert, and something went wrong with the props we were using and the concert hall caught fire. The crisis was averted, but ither the same night or some other showing of the concert it happened again and it was much worse. The fire station was called and people kept trying to escape. I ended up in some place where I could tune in to security cameras, I guess the hall was inside a hotel or something. It kept showing people having gay experiences in hotel beds or occasionally someone freaking out about the fire. At some point I escaped into the wintery outside. I ended up at this random vagabond's house and he hired me to babysit his dogs for him. It ws fairly easy, almost all of them were locked up in cages. They all had horse head masks sitting next to them in the cages, which was confusing, but I didn't question it. After some faffing about in the snow the vagabond returned and payed me twenty dollars, and I put my info in his TV alongside the other potential dogsitters he employed, whose names included not only one of my friends but the Tinder date I messed up with earlier in the year. I exited onto the snowy street and woke up shortly after.
164 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-15 08:42
I dreamdened that I personally parttook in the operation Overlord and invaded Stroggos. There were Strogg everywhere and I fought them all bravely with my rocket launcher while bunnyjumping. That was until I got the railgun and suddenly Forest Whitaker in his ghost dog costume with an arm-mounted railgun appeared. We started shooting at each other's trigger fingers and for some reason our railguns got severly underpowered. The shots we fired were barely enough to leave small dents in our fingers. After shooting at each others for a while my hand was red and swollen and as I looked at it I up and woked.
165 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-19 11:48
I had a couple dreams last night. First I was at a party with a lot of friends from university. I got a text from my mother about how I needed to wash dishes, and maybe handle some issue about Tinder. I was confused because I haven't had an active Tinder in a few months. Suddenly, this girl that I hate appeared and started confessing to me something about Tinder and Facebook, I forget the particulars but the end result was that she'd wanted to match with me and have sex. I was going to tell her off and deny her but I woke up. When I went back to bed, I had a dream about walking my dog without a leash, a particularly stressful experience because there were cars everywhere and many of the other people's dogs seemed to want to attack mine at any moment.
166 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-20 08:01
I dreamt the jews had forced war upon my country and that total chaos in its wake made all imported third worlders desperately try to tear down me and my family so we had to find somewhere to hide in the forest. A new type of bomb was used that detonated high above ground that sent shockwaves to the ground to kill people but avoid doing any structural damage, almost like an EMP but for humans. Lots of UAVs dropped these off before they got shot down by AA fire. I woke up when I could find nowhere safe to hide from the unending flood of brown people.
167 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-22 12:52
I finally had lewds dream where I could go all the way AND the last one was a lucid dream.

I was in a cottage/mansion of sorts outside town in a big forest, and they had this online spycam service where one could peek at the girls showering who were staying there. I kept looking at it for this one particularly soft girl, who was a bit tanner than the rest, and had long, dark brown hair, a squishy butt, A-cup boobs, and the roundest thighs. Her pussy had a tiny bit of hair on it but you couldn't see it on the low resolution camera feed. She knew that she was being watched and put on a show when I watched.

One day the stream got taken down and I was desperate to see more of her, so I went to where they showered and waited outside. I decided to take a shower as well (since girls spend forever and it was the only logical thing to do), and then I realised that this was the only shower room in the building. The girl was there, showering, and she was washing her butt and her boobs. She saw me naked and couldn't stop staring at my penis. Every time she turnned around she looked not at my face but at my penis. After we were done I grabbed her arm and pulled her away into the little locker room next to the sauna, and she got down on her knees and started licking my balls and ass vigorously. I bent over and started fingering her, and broke her hymen with my fingers. This continued until I woke up and had to pee.

Then I fell asleep again and this time the building was a mansion/castle and I knew it was a dream and I was also in complete control of myself. I found her sitting behind a couch that was filled with other girls who were playing some sort of board game. Since I knew this was a dream I went straight over to her and started fingering her again. She got really wet and the other people just pulled away and didn't do anything. I fingered her pussy and her ass, and pulled her up and put her on the table so I could fuck her ass. She was totally into it,and she was so soft and squishy as can be and I felt all of it. Then I woke up again with an incredible boner.
168 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-22 13:17
My theory teacher was wearing nothing but a white bra, and she came up to one of my friends and propped a leg up on his desk as she congratulated him for writing a good paper. Her ass was very realistic and right in my face, and I'd never been so confused about how my penis felt. This is a late 20s, 6 foot tall lady who's overweight only in her legs/ass, in that kind of way that leads to constant debate on whether it's "thick" or "thicc." Being suddenly jumped with the question in my face during a dream, I stayed bewildered and frozen for several minutes before waking up.
169 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-23 11:51
(´・ω・`)

I dreamt that some alien technologie was used to make world-ending bombs that would sustain themselves on anything they touched meaning that the ground they hit would be reduced to some compact black sludge as it expanded outwards

I was in a birthday party for a family member in a big city somewhere on the northern hemisphere when I outlooked the windows to see a weird red-purple glowing ball hit the ground. Then I saw people panicking outside, and then it started eating buildings and everything at a rapid pace. I was the only one at the party who could outrun the expanding area of the bomb, so everyone else there died. I lost my family and my girlfriend. I was now entirely alone as I hastily climbed the crumbling facade of a high-rise apartment complex to avoid the bomb. Then I woke up.

When I fell asleep again I was in a bed in someone's house in the forest. There were a couple of teenage boys there and an elderly man who I think was the father of one of them. We had to escape again as the bomb area got closer, and it had also started affecting the atmosphere and gravity of the planet, so the gravitational pull was less and the air was harder to breathe making us tired faster. We found an abandoned train that could take us to a city that had an airport, but once we got on the train it had become the refuge of a group of old ladies. We had to act carefully now, but unfortunately we had no time, and after the first turn the train narrowly escaped the bomb effect but a nearby metal rod from a building front killed the train driver so I had to jump in and drive it instead.

Due to the lowered gravity the train could now "skip" across tracks so I let it do that to avoid making turns that would put it back into the bomb area. Unfortunately as the bomb area expanded it consumed more faster and thus it grew faster.

When we got to the city it was already nearly abandoned but a few "scavengers" remained like two arabic-looking men. When they saw the train they jumped on with all their belongings, but I told them to drop that and help get the train flying off the rails so we could clear the river and land on the airport on the other side. They refused at first but then I told them that it was nice that I could rely on them and they softened up and helped out.

As soon as we got the ramp ready the bomb area had got so close that the back cars of the train were engulfed, but we narrowly made the jump. The airport was already destroyed by incoming crashed airplanes and other wreckage, so we were stuck.

I saw it was in the middle of where two bomb areas would intersect. When they started intersecting, their effects got nullified, and it became a safe area. Since gravity was so low now I managed to jump inside the area with a few of the teenage boys who had helped out. We stood there as we watched above us the bombs fiercely cancel out each others above and around. Then woke I up.
170 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-25 16:16
Dreamed I was trying to back a big fucking SUV into a garage and doing a horrible job of it, like only remembering that brakes existed by the time I was halfway across the street and into the neighbor's yard in the wrong direction.
171 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-27 13:13
I forgot almost all of my dreams upon waking this morning. An hour later, I had a distinct memory that in last night's dream I tried and succeeded in sucking my own dick, but chickened out after licking the head because someone called me gay.
172 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-01 12:26
Dreamed I was playing a Jazz Jackrabbit game where there was an instruction clip telling you how to play with a character showing Jazz a carrot and saying "YOU EAT THESE!" in an overexaggerated Ren & Stimpy like fashion.
173 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-01 14:52
My friends and a bunch of people from my universitg were at some sort of winter resort for our new year’s celebration. I played this weird game that was like a mix of hockey and socker, played on this snow-covered hill with a goal on the top and another at the bottom. Shortly after starting I quit the game and hung out on the sideline with an unknown person that I assumed was my friend, and looked a little like a young Danny Trejo. As we talked and watched the game Nailah Blackman came over and asked me if I wanted a blowjob, but I declined since this was a time to be with friends.

Suddenly there were a ton of fire trucks and police cars outside the building we were in. Someone said “it was probably another suicide.” My unnamed friend who had now turned into Jon Jafari whispered to me that it was probably “the guy.” This information provided a complete tonal shift—the two of us put our jackets on, stowed guns in the inside pockets and started trying to get out of this hotel resort in order to find and kill this “guy,” I guess before he caused more chaos. We wanted to stop by our room but the elevator wasn’t working, so we just started toward the exit. We were passing by some hotel staff and getting our guns back out when I woke up.
174 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-12 14:06
The I dreamtinatinengenested that I played a game that ripped off the 2 of Quake by having a similar Stroggy gameworld and huge, brutal mutant enemies. One beast looked like a bigtoe head (without the nail) with a short-haired walrus body that lunged across the ground to get to you. It was rusty red and had no eyes, only a large mouth with lots of shark teeth. It was about two meters tall and three meters long.

It blocked a path between heaps of garbage that were caked in dried mud and sand in a defunct concrete processing plant. As the lone surviving space marine I had to fight it, but since I used noclip and notarget I flew right past it until I got to the ladder up to the machinery I was supposed to approach him from, and then I realised I had been here before in a previous dream where a very improvised Stroggification plant was set up to turn me into a Strogg. This was a long time after that and the structure barely stood upright with most parts rusted away and halfways sticking up through the sand. As I explored I got called back to real-life again as a young boy on a spaceship that was on its way to a far away space colony.

The colony was on a tiny terraformed planet somewhere far away from the sun because it was very dimly lit and had long nights. It wasn't specifically cold but at night you had to wear a jacket outside the artificially warmed housing areas.

The structures were built in a combination of old red Norwegian cottages and extremely high tech fusion materials that were mostly visible on the inside. The largest house, which was a guesthouse that I stayed at, had visible signs of being abandoned or neglected for a long while as on the upper floor along the bedroom-side corridor under the slanted roof a hole was patched and underneath a bit of weird dry moss was growing in the white sci-fi material wall.

My bedroom was a large one on the outside of the upper floor that had to be entered through a large door at the end of the aforementioned corridor. It was surrounded by an outside balcony with walls that looked like they were made of wood. I shared this room with a co-worker at my non-dream job, and we commented on the view, as we had a nice view of all the surrounding houses except for behind where the large roof of the guesthouse obscured it. I said in the dream jokingly that this looked like it was filmed in Norway before I went to bed.

At night I went down to the lower floor to find the toilet, but instead I got this feeling that something was extremely wrong and that we had overlooked something when we decided to terraform colonise that planet. The lights around the rooms on the ground floor were all dimly lit as if the electricity was ending. I found no one else but me in the building so I rushed outside to get to someone else. In the dark I saw a few creatures resembling the rats in Bone scurrying around outside the houses as I crossed a path to get to the nearest house with people.

The reason no one was around was that the adults were having a party at someone's house and they were all drunk on wine. I tried to talk to one of them, a middle-aged woman, that something bad is going to happen but she just laughed and drank more. I looked around outside, and decided to sit and wait in a bedroom. As the sun rose I saw in the horizon something resembling the Stroggification structure I had seen in the previous dream. I tried to talk some sense into the adults but they were all too wasted by this point. From the distance om top of a hill a little up the road from the house, I could see a very mangled man with machine parts instead of arms try to make it towards us, and up I woke.
175 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-13 02:20
Dossiers and intrigue.
176 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-15 12:37
I was walking home from somewhere with my cat and birds kept dying and falling out of the sky near where we were walking. My cat kept picking them up and setting them back down. If I remember right the birds were all black, maybe they were crows or something. I was worried one might die and fall on my head, but I made it inside safely. Google says that this might be a sign of some sort of change coming up in my life, I'll keep my eyes peeled.
177 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-19 12:52
I was part of some sort of military detatchment who was staying in a hotel for some reason. All of my friends were in it too, and unfortunately my ex was as well. For some reason my ex followed me back to my room and tried sleeping in my best friend's bed, it was very uncomfortable and I told her to leave quickly.

Things got more stressful after "waking up" the next day. We were being called to mobilize but in the rush, I forgot literally all of my shit. Me and a few others had to call one of the officers on command to let him know what was going on, and try to break back into the hotel to find our uniforms. We had to explore the hotel to find an alternate way back up to the top floor, and in our search we ended up running into this theater where several of the army's commanders were practicing poetry for some reason. The officer I'd been on the phone with during this time was also there, still on the phone with me. My friend and I finally made it back upstairs to our rooms, but as I looked around I realized that I didn't even have my uniform in there, just a multi-colored camouflage painter's outfit that one of the commanders in the theater had left behind. My searching was getting more frantic and the whole unit was probably going to leave soon, and realizing how stressful things were getting for no reason I decided to ragequit the dream and just wake up.
178 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 10:51
Little sister had a 16yo friend who was incredibly horny for me.
179 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-30 13:51
I was in my apartment and I had to get changed in my roommate's room for some reason, but forgot my underwear in my room. When I opened the door he was there and say the full force of my penis, and I covered myself in shame and sprinted across to my room. I woke up thinking this event really happened for a solid few minutes.
180 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-03 11:21
I had another dream where I was driving and the brakes did not work and I got killed in an accident.
Who makes all these dream cars and can I sue them?
181 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-04 12:28
Get your dream-brakes checked before you kill an innocent dream-person. Dream-persons are not very intelligent so you have to be careful on the roads.
182 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-10 12:33
I haven't touched my dick for a while so I am getting the lewd dreams again, mane:

I dreamtinateningenstedenesteneded that I was somewhere a young woman was doing dance lessons to become a balleriner. She had to get a full body shave to fit into the clothing she was supposed to wear, and a special treatment of her nails so they looked sparkly and colourful. I got to observe her sitting naked in the bathroom while a middle aged woman intensely prepared her toenails with some deep red colourings. I could not stop staring right at her bald pussy.

Later she went on her dance show and I awaited in the backroom. After the show she changed to more comfortable clothing like baggy, loose clothing with nothing under. She sat down next to me and I immediately started fingering her ass and pussy. I did this until I woke up.
183 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-19 20:31
It was a continuation dream of the events that transpired last night. To recap, I watched The Bachelor with dog girl and a few of her friends. But in the dream, instead of going home we got in one of those buses that old people use and we went on a joyride. One of her friends drove and we did backflips off of a fence that had weird physics properties. I was pretty scared for our safety, but she was a solid driver and it ended up being fun.
184 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 11:28
The moment I feared! My hard-nippled girl friend infiltrated my dreams again, and we did the entire fuck. It was intimate and lighthearted, it felt like the most realistic representation of what would go down if we actually made the sex. I woke up with a level 85 morning wood.
185 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 16:13
I accidentally gave my friend's computer a virus by watching Drumline on DVD with it. Shortly after, I was on my laptop with my girlfriend, but some side effect of the virus made her switch brains with my best friend. He was still in the body of my girlfriend though, and it was already time for fuck, so I ended up kissing her/him until I woke up.
186 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-24 13:57
I was at work and realized that I could not feel pain normally and it was a dream but I was quite impressed at how detailed the environment and people were. Then I turned into a magical girl and flew away to search for some dream women to rape.
187 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 16:39
I have a lot of dreams but most of them are too boring to make a post about, but I finally had a good one. In today's dream, I was exploring a cave on behalf of a researcher. There was a new, undiscovered substance that he needed me to collection but there wasn't much information on it. The cave is pitch black, except for my head lamp. After some exploring, I come across the new substance, and it basically looked like purple cotton candy except stretched out as if it were a spider web. The researcher told me over the radio that it was toxic to the touch. So in order to collect it, I start burning the parts that are sticking to the wall to get it to collapse. I finish the task and most of the stuff is in a nice neat pile, waiting for me to vacuum it up.

At this point, I notice an area that doesn't reflect any light - it must have been REALLY deep. It catches my attention, and I look over the cliff edge to see if I can make anything out of the total darkness. A green light appears. Another green light appears right next to it. Another pair of green lights appear elsewhere. Then, red and green pairs of lights all appear rapidly, and I realize too late that they were eyes. I turn tail and run out as fast as I can in the opposite direction of the eyes, which took me deeper into the cave. I run into a trail of really fast maggots running towards those other creatures, I hear what can only be described as a battle, and the maggots return. I resurface, go to my garage (from when I was a kid), and wake up.
188 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 19:50
It took me 244 attempts to make the color purple by smashing a red and a blue lego minifig together
189 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-05 14:40
I was in some weird band that was rehearsing on this huge grassy hill. There was some choreography involved that I didn't know, so I was scrambling around this hill trying to figure out where the other people in my section were going to stand next. At one point I had to climb to the top from the bottom, and it was so steep I almost fell. I started off playing cymbals, but at some point the environment changed into something more akin to a concert hall and I was suddenly trying to play bassoon. I was very, very bad at it, and the conductor let me know. During a break I tried playing some bass with a few others, but the conductor came over and bullied us into not playing anymore. I woke up soon after.

Final verdict is a 7 or 8 out of 10, it was a fun dream with some interesting scene changes. If I read deeper into it it's probably a recap of my most important relationships recently--my girlfriend plays cymbals, my cute girl friend who isn't my girlfriend plays bassoon, and my bro plays bass.
190 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 23:31
I dreamed that I was running away from some police force and I hid myself at the bottom of a lake by tying a large rock to my angle with a rope. When I was about to drown, I realized that I could breathe through my nose somehow.
I don't do anything illegal besides pirating games, but I am sick so I'm sure that part is related.
191 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-30 13:03
I "woke up" in the dream and realized I had missed out on something important. An email in my inbox said we all needed to meet at this certain time, but my clock said several hours after that time. I was freaking out because I was in some foreign area and I didn't know where to even begin telling people why I wasn't there and whatnot. I realized also that it wasn't even my hotel, I was sleeping in some repair shop. I started rummaging through the place and When I found something cool, I shoved it in my backpack. The fridge was fully stocked and I even grabbed some juice bottles out of there. Unfortunately I had a change of heart when I realized that there was probably video surveillance, and put the things that weren't mine back before trying to pack to leave. As I was finding clothes to wear, This answering machine turned on and somehomeless-sounding voice started rambling about how he got a job at the graveyard because he used the yellow pages to contact companies on Facebook for job interviews. When I was finally dressed and ready to go, I stepped out into what looked like a beach climate, and soon after woke up.
192 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-05 14:48
I was utterly tricked by my dream. It was a complete wake-n-fake, I was on campus for university and I had something to do in one of the lecture halls. I went there and the seats were filled with people I know, including this one absolute cunt who has the personality of a fucking 13 year old. My dream brain gave a *very* accurate representation of him, and I decided to leave and find a bathroom to take a shit.

On my quest to the bathroom I kept running uinto people making out in the hallways, sort of strange but I didn't qestion it. I went down a hallway and found the bathroom that would soon ruin my life.

There were a bunch of randoms leaving as I was going in. I went to the handicap stall because I like the exta space, and there were backpacks lying all over the place for some reason. I tried making my toilet paper shield on the seat, and that's where problems started. Something about this fucking seat made it impossible to form the shield, strips of toilet paper kept slipping and falling in the toilet no matter what I did. After 10 minutes of struggle and almost a ful roll of toilet paper, I finally made a passable shield. I remember thinking "I'm definitely stealing some of thier toilet paper rolls for this inconvenience."

Literally as soon as I started to pee I jolted awake and realized I was peeing in real life. I had to hold it in and sprint upstairs to the bathroom to finish my business. I hated that dream, every time I sleep in this specific bed I have terrible dreams and I think it may actually be cursed somehow.
193 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-25 07:38
I got wake n faked so fucking hard it's not even funny. My roommate was a lso missing in the dream, and that continuity tricked me into believing literally everything that was happening to me. My friends and I shot the shit about my roommate, then went to get calzones. Eventually we ended up at some music thing that I was convinced I was part of. In the dream my saxophone friend was dating this fat bitch who everyone hates for being an asshole, which I was confused about but still didn't question it. After rehearsal we had to pack everything up. We kept having to pay for everything too, it was fucking dumb. I should have made it out of this dream right here, because my pianist and I discussed the fact that we were in a dream mid-dream. But instead I kept being stuck in there, and when I "woke up" in the dream I was still not out of that world yet.

We hit the town for lunch and some stupid pauper girl started talking to us like "my mother is ill and I'm feeding the baby,," a bunch of bullshit. It was here that I realized my wallet was missing. A pickpocket was running away in the crowd. I started screaming to apprehend him as I chased, and eventually other people tackled him. But then he said "if you want it, CATCH," and threw my wallet, its contents spilling across the street. People descended on that shit ike vultures, not even my old ID cards were left. The whole dream was real enough that I continued stressing after I finally woke up for real, not relaxing until I realized the storie's general nonsense and found where my wallet currently resided. That fucking sucked, I'm going back to bed.
194 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-01 12:08
I dreamted I watched a new survival-horror TV-series about two young women who went hiking in the mountains. They got to a small village in which they were supposed to find a place they had ordered over the internet to stay at, but it was deserted. Eventually they got to the place but there were no one there. Since the doors were open they just went in and made themselves at home in their room, thinking the owners will come back. One of the girls was a bit buff but the other was a frail blonde without much muscles.

The first night a huge white muscular man dressed in all black comes into the house. He proceeds straight to the girls' room and tries to kill them with his fists. The buff girl manages to put up a fight, but gets thrown down the stairs from the second floor where they are, and is knocked unconscious. The blonde girl escapes to the backyard through the window to hide from the man. As he searches the house for her, it starts raining, and the buff girl sneaks around to get to her so they can escape over the fence. As it starts raining heavier, they notice something odd about the tree, and it's infact partially covered by a huge muscular black man who is entirely naked but painted in camo to look like a tree. He jumps at the girls pounding the blonde girl through the fence, and ending up wrestling on the ground with the buff girl, who at this point gets choked out in the mud.

The blonde girl runs screaming through the narrow village streets but no one is around to listen. She bumps into yet another huge muscular man dressed in all black, this time a hispanic, and he tapes her mouth and swings her head into a pipe until she dies. This part is caught on a security camera I am watching with a friend. We decide to go to check it out. When we arrive at the village it is becoming morning, and we start looking for the missing blonde girl. I get to the place they were supposed to stay, and I see the buff girl hauled away by the white muscular man.

The hispanic muscular man is patrolling the streets, and now he has an AK-47 and a 1911 on him. I get scared because I am unarmed and want to avoid direct conflict with him, so I try to sneak around him. Unfortunately as I sneak up to him, he hears me, but instead of pulling the gun on me as he approaches me, he takes it from the barrel, and proceeds with one arm to hold me up to the wall and use his pistol to punch me in the gut. I can see now that these men are all brainwashed killers who has been at it for weeks and are extremely tired and exhausted. The hispanic man looks like he is barely holding together, but he is still extremely strong and every time he hits me I break a rib. I manage to make him lose balance by kicking against the trees, so he falls over and I wrestle my arm around the trigger and shoot him in the jaw. He suddenly stumbles as if I broke him, and I manage to get the gun out of his hand and fire another shot. Unfortunately he falls on top of me and is really heavy so I have limited room to fire and end up emptying the entire magazine in his lower jaw and throat area. He does not die. I try to call my friend for assistance but he has already ran away into the forest. As the hispanic bleeds out on top of me, trying to gather consciousness again, I fumble until I find his belt knife, and drive it into his side. He makes a weird gurgling grunt and rolls over. I proceed to cut his head of to make sure he is dead. As I look up from the murder I just did I see the white muscular man approaching from a distance, and I wake up.
195 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 14:02
I was having a wonderful evening with dog girl when I got a text that I was needed by my professor at his office. We hadn't eaten dinner yet so we stopped by the local 7/11 to buy something to eat first. I remember she also ended up trying to purchase "Pocahontas II." After some expert haggling we got our food and left. We went over there together to see what was up but appeared that it was something only I could do, so we smooched goodbye, agreed to meet afterward and I went in myself.

The professor needed nothing so I texted my roommate telling him that I'd be home, that I needed the room, etc. etc. He replied saying "sure as long as you're not in there around 11:59," a line that I realize after waking up was my subconscious reminding me about the friend's birthday party that I completely slept through last night. Just as I was going to reconvene with my husky-like lover, I took a wrong turn and ended up in my university concert hall. There was something in progress, and they only unlocked the doors immediately following songs, so I was trapped for some time. It was a terrible concert too, all the percussionists were non-majors who didn't know what they were doing, and everything was very stressful to watch/hear. A friend of mine was in attendance as well, and I told him that my girl was waiting for me and probably leaving by now, so the two of us plotted to escape.

The opportunity came when that faggot GA that I hate appeared on the stage and invited the audience to "engage in discussion" before the next piece. In the confusion of people forming groups, me, my friend and several others made for the door and escaped the hall. The rest of the building was a complete mess though, my dream had expanded it and added multiple floors, and we had no clue how to actually get out the way we came in. We took off different ways and while they seemed to all escape alright, I ended up taking an incredibly long and confusing path through the backstage areas of several other of the building's halls. I finally emerged from a long underground section in a multi-tiered lobby where people seemed to be milling about and leaving, and I made for the doors. On the way this crazy-looking homeless person came in and said gibberish to me, I ignored him and sped off. Behind me his homeless hoe started screeching and he himself said, "EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS RAPE!! YOU WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD BY A RAPE, YOU NIGGER!!!! A RAPE!!!!"

I turned the street corner and started trying to use my phone to contact my lady and also relocate my bike. Unfortunately, I woke up before I could find her again. Overall verdict, the first part of the dream was nice but after that everything got very shitty and unnecessary. It's also annoying that I could tell in hindsight where literally every facet of that faux-nightmare section came from, everything represented real life stressors from the past week or two.
196 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-07 13:19
I was going around the city with my friends and we got to a movie theater that was confusing as fuck. We sat at cubicles with outdated pieces of technology sitting on the top shelves as the movie played from a tiny tube TV in the front of the office(?). Nobody questioned it including myself, as I was fully immersed in dream logic and nothing seemed out of place.

After doing that for a while, we went back to the hotel we were staying at. Here my memory fails me, I remember a subplot about wizard magic and I remember that at some point I took a selfie in mage garb but all the details have escaped me. Finally I got back to my hotel room, where my gf awaited with lewd intent. We started macking but my roommate was there in the background folding sheets and smirking, which made things a little more awkward for me. My girl wasn’t perturbed though, and there would have been incredible dream sex if I hadn’t woken up.
197 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-10 08:49
I was sitting in front of my computer monitor watching Akagi, specifically that episode when Washizu drops the 1-pin tile he needs to complete his hand, then tries to pick it back up from the drawing pile. Only except of Mahjong tiles, there were all sorts of small critters biting at his hand and forcing him to pull back.
198 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 11:53
I was out with my friends when this fat black man whipped into the parking lot in his Mustang. In the passenger seat was a sex doll of his waifu. Through some dream logic I sort of became him, and started driving around as fast as possible for fun. Later that night I had a second dream that I was student teaching with my friend at midnight for some reason. My dog showed up in the parking lot when I showed up at the school, and before I could get to the classroom I had to get her to fetch a Raichu plushie and stow both her and the doll in a different part of the building.
199 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 22:28
I found this weird old abandoned arcade machine out in the boonies. It was some sort of fantasy-themed game and had a bunch of sculpted dragon heads sticking out of the front of the cabinet as well as an evil goblin face. The copyright date was some year in the 70s (1974 I think?) and somehow I also knew that it was a weird homebrew rather than a commercially manufactured game. It still worked and the game was sort of a primitive proto-platformer something like Donkey Kong or the DOS Avoid the Noid game. The colors were a tan/green/pink palette sort of like CGA colors but more muted.
200 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-28 11:16
My friends and I were cramming to find costumes for Halloween. We were also in a gang and also in Croatia. The result was a surprisingly intriguing dream where we performed drive-bys and got into shootouts, planned out meeting spots in the town using code words, and tried to find the Halloween store despite not having any clue how to read the local language. Right before I woke up, me and a qt girl gang member found the store, and we were planning on how to communicate its location safely over radio.

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