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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

15 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 15:29
>>11
Every time I realize it's a dream, >>14 comes along and tries to rape me. Also in the dream I'm someone else's instinctive faux-memory of a girl. I have a cock, for fuck's sake, I'm not a girl
16 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 18:28
>>15-san, I've read these sorts of manga before, so I can confirm that if >>14 manages to rape you, you'll become a girl, so watch out ! !
17 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 06:11
I have dreamt about Iwata talking about the death of Miyamoto. Weird.
He also talked about how his secret organization had it's base on some island, then another secret organization came along and asked him to buy their secret base, which was on the same island. They were leaving it, but could really use the cash and wanted to be sure it wouldn't be found out by the public.
18 Name: LEWD VIPPER 2015-10-16 09:34
I dreamt I had sex with a girl I have known for a while. We were in my old apartment and we put up cameras to film us and went over the photos after we had sex. I kept a diary on my phone about all the girls I had fug'd the past week.
19 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 12:42
I dreamt sex, but it wasn't lewd at all somehow
20 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 14:48
I had a dream that I was growing shrooms in my closet, and the name of the species I was growing was the same as one of my Indian friends' names.
21 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 15:04
>>20
You have a friend named Penis Envy?
22 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 17:39
>>21
He obviously meant Pajeet Puinlu.
23 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-21 18:44
It was this scene from "Africa shox" where the black guy disintegrates except he jumps straight at me saying "bungee jump toniiiight" in this realy weird voice and I woke up.
24 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 06:03
I had two dreams. In the first one, I was following a girl in a flooded city. Only some railings and other hard to balance on parts were sticking out of the water. While we made our way, she explained something about architecture and how this flooded worl was a clean slate to build great things.

Next was a part, which served as a transition, I guess? The scene changed to a brutalism-like architecture, with documents lying around. I exited a building and saw a huge villa (either not in the same world as the flooded city or on a high hill. due to later happenings I assume the first).
A van was driving towards the villa, where a chinese man awaited it. he was the owner of the compound and also a big crimelord.
Men from a rival fraction came out of the van and started firing at him, but he just ordered his personnel to retaliate and moved through some kind of window behind a yellow AT-field like security field, encompassing the entire building, and entered the villa.
the opposing faction was stronger than his defense force thought and managed to punch a hole through the field, entering the garden area. Over the next few hours, there were multiple failed infiltration attempts and their target became clear: Extracting a baby the chinese man had stolen in order to one day transfer his personality onto it in order to live forever. It sounded weird, because he was still young, but maybe that's just how long the progress would take, or maybe he desperately wanted to not be asian anymore?
Anyway, the focus kinda shifted away from the attacking team, and more to the chinese man and his people.
i remember one of the leaving the dompund with an underground train and doing something forbidden for his familiy, then when he returned the chinese man knew and summoned him to his chinese man crimelord office. There was a menacing atmosphere and something about the baby, but the rest I don't remember.
25 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-23 01:29
I've been entering and exiting dreams seamlessly the past couple of weeks. I'll be browsing an imageboard, then browsing it in my dream, then browsing it again awake. This happens with a lot activities.
26 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-24 22:59
I had a dream I got killed by a prostitute

It was post apocalyptic or sth. I was a survivor, and I was on the roof of a building. I think it might have been an arcade. I remember playing a racing game earlier in the dream. Anyway. This whore joined me on the roof and began to seduce me, but I turned her down. We chatted for a while about unintelligible dream things, and then I looked down and noticed someone climbing the stairs.

That's when she pushed me off the roof.

I woke up on the ground to see the guy who was on the stairs standing in front of me before a gate. I grabbed my gun and pointed it at him, but decided not to shoot him and let my hand fall to the ground. Then I changed my mind, lifted the gun, and pulled the trigger. only to hear the click from the unloaded weapon.

That's when the man fired at me and hit me in the lung, and I woke up.

NOT FEATURED IN MY DREAM: A 1970 Charger I had sitting outside the gate in my dreamworld. It never appeared, but I knew it was what they were after. I felt it.
27 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-25 13:16
I dreamt I was in Japan to play a foreign thug in a yakuza-movie. However Raoh from Hokuto No Ken started smashing people's heads with a giant hammer and the boat that the filming was supposed to be on capsized and sunk so we went out and played dodgeball in the streets instead. There was a marathon going on at the same time but they kept shooting at us with water guns so we went inside again and we had to sleep in a dormitory to await the next day to resume filming. One guy decided to try some special effects in real life and faked blowing his head up with make-up. Another guy started puking blood because I apparently took his bed.
28 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-26 07:12
I took a lot time to write a function (you know, like when you take forever without checking that it actually works?) but when I compiled to test it, my alarm clock went off.
29 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-26 23:49
I had a really weird dream.
I was out on a date with a co-worker, we are both male IRL. I was fretting over about acting and looking female and I was feeling really uncomfortable because I knew I wasn't a female, yet my co-worker seemed really chill about the whole thing. We walked down a lake and visited some people, but details are fuzzy. What mostly remains is that vivid feeling of gender dysphoria, of not being a proper girl even though I wanted to be a girl real bad so my co-worker could like me. I don't feel particularly girly nor have any sort of romantic feelings towards said co-worker, but I think I might have a repressed something or the other. Man, that was nuts. Have you ever gotten intense feelings of love or infatuation on a dream? It was similar.
30 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-29 11:45
I dreamt I was going to do some project work for a company in Poland and traveled there to stay for a while using Airbnb. Somehow I had to go by Russia and by train and I came to a very steampunk-like Moscow that had huge train elevators and other mechanical contraptions to move trains around inside the station and outside it. I took one of those huge steampunk-trains to a small town in Poland, and went to the address for the Airbnb-place. A very cute girl who was naked from the waist down let me in. She was a tiny bit chubby, but no flab, had very long legs, thick thighs, a cute round butt and also wore no bra. She showed me around the flat but was more interested in getting close to me, so I started touching her to find out where the limits were and she let me touch her arms, legs and butt when I put my warm hands on her and told her she looked cold. We also brushed cheeks. I had to work and it was late so she went to her room and I borrowed her PC. The next day she showed me the bathroom again since I forgot, and there was a gopro camera on a tripod on the floor at waist level that I think filmed her walking around like this. This was a very big, old house she lived in together with her brother and parents. Her brother was much younger but away with her parents on some trip so it was just me and her.

I went to a local mall to get some food to bring to the meeting, but there was a very vocal sermon in the chapel, and some old people and kids in the mall were a bit upset because of this. I went outside when all the people from the chapel left too, and two young men with a hammer, chisel and a machete started attacking them. They cut one older man up, threw some rocks at some others and started prying one guy's skull open with the hammer and chisel. They did not mind me somehow but I feared if they spoke to me they would see I am not Polish and attack me. Just as I started sneaking away the girl from earlier approached me from across the street and told me to come with her. She was still naked from the waist down and also her top was see-through so I could see her nice, soft, round jiggly tits as well. She wore a backpack with a lot of books in it.

When we walked away she started speaking to me in my language asking what I will do on Thursday. I was amazed at how she had learned a few simple phrases to impress me, but then I woke up.
31 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-29 17:06
I had a dream I found a dual-VHS box with FernGully and The Big Green.
32 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-30 17:06
I had my first dream in japanese last night. I was listening to these two japanese guys talking about their wasabi flavored cigarettes. He offered me one, and I asked if I could hold on to it for later since I had to go to work at that moment. He said it was fine, and then I woke up.
33 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 16:58
I was at a weekend-long nerd party. The venue was made up out of many distinct rooms, and in one the main furnishing was an enormous bed taking up some 25 square meters of floorspace in a 35 square meter room. I was chilling on it because of being tired, and a lucky polygynist's third girlfriend walked up and started hugging my legs because they were warm. She was nice and the dream didn't vanish like a soap bubble as they usually do.

So I guess there's upsides to having a 39 degree fever, after all.
34 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 17:59
>>32
wasabi flavored cigarettes.
Is that something in real life? Inhaling wasabi flavor sounds...Sounds..Fuck.
35 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 22:14
I was traveling through the desert one day when I came to an oasis village headed by a rich eccentric arab man who bred lots of white children and wanted to teach them every religion in the world and now the time had come for Christianity. I got to the gate and some rejects from Mad Max snd that guy from Far Cry 3 were guarding it but they let me (nyan)pass because there was a director who wanted to make a movie out of this and right behind me was a whole choir of biblethumping gospel singers who marched into the town. Everyone started singing and suddenly I was the cameraman and had to make a music video of this. I had no idea what to do so I filmed the wrong things, backed my camera through a window and an elderly gospel singer got caught in the camera cables and fell, but the director wanted to catch everything on camera as he wanted to include every little thing, even the mistakes.
36 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 21:00
I dreamt I was traveling by train to somewhere but something happened and we had to get off and my father came running onto the tracks and the train slipped past him and he narrowly avoided getting hit by it. Then out of nowhere it starts raining and storming and we have to seek shelter in a nearby town. For some reason I get to share a comfy double bed with a really cute girl, and we start to share body heat under the blankets to keep warm as this was a very poor village and there was no central heating.

I start to inch her closer to my body and putting my hands on her naked thighs as she is lying in the bed in pantsu and t-shirt only, and I start caressing them and squeezing them gently as I pull her on top of me in the bed. Unfortunately a lot of other people from the train is passing through the room all the time and interrupt my advanced, but I notice the cute girl is ok with my groping but fears it might be detected. After going to the toilet people stop coming and I jump into the bed with her again and go immediately for her pussy with my fingers. She jolts first, but then she gets all smooth and willing as the basement humidity increases from my diddling. I begin sliding off her pantsu and sliding in my penis, by which she gets all into it and is completely in my arms. At this point a lot of people start going through the room again because there is no more water and they can't shower or use the toilets but all we want to do is have sex.

We discover that there is a lock on one of the doors and we get dressed and ready to hide in that room to get this over with, but there are just so many people everywhere we can't have peaceful, uninterrupted sex. I notice her pantsu leaking as we are trying to find another place for coitus, but then I wake up.
37 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 21:19
An old pal of mine was holding a fancy piece of kit I owned for me, and ended up going home with it because I wasn't around. So I started an expedition with maybe one or two other friends to go to his place in a commune in Freaksville, to retrieve the kit and thank him for his trouble. However I didn't make it two hundred meters before ending up in a tunnel where someone had unrolled about 15 meters by 1½ meters of doodling paper, and set a bunch of 3-5 year olds with their preschoolmarms to draw and doodle and play on it, so I ended up joining them and having a bit of fun for a short while before moving on.

Later, we're at a house where the circular staircase has been broken for a good long while, and ascending into the friend's apartment would be a major feat of acrobatics. Luckily there was a fire escape that people had been using. (what a slum, right?) For some reason all the walls of the stairwell were lined with the down feathers of pigeons and ducks.
38 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 00:19
Why do I have these incredibly happy dreams now that my life is gradually going to shit? It's like I am mocking myself for the situation I am in. The more depressed I am the happier dreams I get, like the kind of dreams that take me to a happy place filled with happy memories and lots of cool things happening.

My latest two dreams involved me running around a slightly futuristic town near a big forest in the middle of the summer and I just ran around in the sun in my shorts being happy and I could float on the wind and it was nice and warm and people were friendly around me. Then I dreamt I went to Russia with my family to see some museums and shit and I got to see all the cool military vehicles they used during WW2 being used like the flying tank and the prototype propeller aircrafts and I got so carried away I fell into the duck pond and had to swim out. Then we got back to the hotel and I got my own room because the people worked there liked me so much, which meant I didn't have to listen to my parents' snoring.

Meanwhile back IRL I am sitting in the same room every fucking day doing the same projects and jobs to try to reach the same fucking deadlines for almost no pay or only a promise of payment that I have been doing for years already. There's nowhere I can go since I have no money, and nobody cares about me anymore so there is no one I can go to.
39 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 02:06
>>38
Escapism.

Give up your life. It is shit and you hate it. Get a job in construction or shoveling gravel. Get some perspective. Find out what you truly love and are capable of. Then run towards your goal like a madman. I hate the military, but it took me getting out of my nations military to realize that it is the one thing I am gifted towards. So now I am trying to become the best SoF I can be.
40 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 02:33
>>39
I already did enough dirty jobs for a while. All I want is some acknowledgement for what I am doing and a bit of success, at least enough so I can live off what I am doing. It's really painful when nobody gives a shit about you or what you are doing, and then these same people give me shit because I never care for them even though I have cared more for them than what they ever did for me.
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 07:20
>>40
Oh it's painful sitting at a shitty desk job and not being appreciated for the special little snowflake you are? Does not having people clap like mad men while you wipe your ass with progress reports make you feel bad? Please tell us how your soft and gentle world is crushing down your free spirit, fag.

You obviously haven't done enough manual labour if you are this upset over people not valuing you. Better yet enlist in your nation's military. Learn what it feels like to be a man. Kill for your country. Grow the fuck up and become a man by bathing in the blood of your enemies.

Failing that post pics of your most attractive female relative on the image site. If you can't defend your women, show men what they look like so we can find out who we need to free next.
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 16:01
>>41
I am not doing a desk job for a company if that is what you think. I want to be a self-made man so I am working on my own.

And the only blood I want to spill is jewish.
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 16:30
I dreamt I was uncovering the truth behind 9/11 by accident while on a holiday in France and the UK. I went through the French riviera and talked to a cosplayer girl about some stuff and got a tip that there might be something at a secret exhibition at her art school in London. I go there and find a huge collection of WTC debris and the number 15 and 56 repeating. It seems that any concrete of the type 15 was specially made to withstand impacts of this kind and this was its testbed, and 56 was the only numbered exit that worked as an escape route.

I then went on to lie down on top of my in-dream gf wh slept on a nearby couch, but right as I did the cosplay girl came into the room dressed as a bumblebee and she wondered what I thought about the exhibition and I got up and hugged my dead grandmother who was playing with my sister's dogs.
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 18:21
Right before waking up I had a quick impression of walking into my significant other's room and proceeding to penetrate them.
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 19:47
I dreamed I was having sex with my dead sister. We were in the missionary position and looking deep into one another's eyes and just as I climaxed she pulled my head to her neck and whispered into my ear
Why didn't you save me? I loved you more than anything else

When she let go I pulled back and looked down and she was a rotten corpse with half of her head missing.

I woke up and cried for an hour before I started slamming a bottle of whiskey to try and kill my mind. Pretty drunk right now to be honest.
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 21:13

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47 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 03:07
>>45
Don't worry anon. One day you will see your sister again, when the universe has had enough to time create an almost perfect copy of this world except next time, she doesn't die, and is also a precure.
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 04:58
>>47
Who is anon, Vipper?

Also I would only take her if she was Yayoi. No other cure is pretty enough to compare to the original.
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 18:10
I dreamt I was young again and back in my old house when I first moved in. For some reason I was into Sensha-dou for some reason. Anyway I was having a nice party at the pool with some people I had met and these guys started causing problems and I realized I didn't recognize them. I went over and introduced myself to see if I could pour oil over troubled waters and we talked. They started asking me about the house and myself. I tried to be polite but give them not answers. They got the hint so we started talking about other things, and they turned out to be really fun guys. We started talking about tanks and I mentioned I was interested in the sport but I was having trouble finding a shop in the area. One of them spoke up and said he knew a guy and that he could introduce me and I said okay. Then it was a different time and I was writing something down I couldn't read on a piece of paper and I had just finished when I heard the buzzer from the gate and I went downstairs to check on it. It was the two guys again and they asked if I wanted to go to see their friend. I told them it would be fine, but I had some family coming and they it would have to wait until after. They said it was fine they could wait here. I really wanted them to go, but I didn't feel like burning this connection and losing the chance, so I took them to the billiards room and told them to help themselves to anything in the fridge or bar while they waited. They started to ransack everything like a bunch of animals. I went back up stairs and my whole family was there. They asked me where I had been and I told them I had to take care of some friends and then my grandma started talking about how proud of me and how I was a grown man and she wanted to give me something. So she pulls a stack of cash out of her purse and started counting bills into in pile in front of me. I kept telling her I didn't need money, but she was saying hush a good lad needs to be rewarded. So I just smiled and waited until she had finished. Then she said not to tell anyone I had that on me. And everyone laughed and said that she shouldn't have done it in front of my friends. I turned around and there was the two guys and a bunch of what I assumed were their friends. One of them asked if we were ready to go. We were getting out in front of an old junk yard that was near one of my fathers shops when I was a kid, except it was tanky(I can't really explain. It looked kind of like how I remember, but the impression was tanks instead of cars). I walked inside and my two acquaintances introduced me to the owner. I pulled out the list I had written and started asking if he could get me the list of parts on it. He looked it over and said sure. Then he was going back and forth in the shop grabbing things and loading them on a giant trolley before scribbling something on a piece of paper. While he was doing this the two guys were fucking around and more of them were piling into the shop. One of them was dicking around with a blow torch and I kept watching him. He signalled to me to look, and I did and he was inching it closer to an intoxicated friend of his and then laughing when the guy got burned and pulled his arm back. The junk dealer was back buy the desk and I asked him if he had a m43 einheitsfeldmutze and he said he did. he grabbed it off the shelf and wrote something down on his pad and then he started to list off items and prices. I pulled out my envelope of cash and started laying them down into a pile in accordance with his thing. He said he wanted to check something real quick and he turned around and pulled out a book and started flipping through it. One of the other guys started pulling bills off the pile and when I looked at his face he smiled and nodded. His friend with the torch slapped his hands and made him put them back. The junkyard guy came back and asked me if I really wanted this bearing grease and that he had a line on some very high quality stuff. That was when I figured everything out.

Then I woke up sat down at the desk and poured myself a drink and looked at the thread list. I almost never dream, and when I do I hate it. All it does is remind me of how much I hate people.
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 11:06
I dreamtinatinged that I, after being a semi-decent student at a local school and then becmoning a game developer in a mountainous village in some European city, I got an invite to join the local Illuminati. At first they didn't trust me much so I didn't get access to much, and I was only allowed access to the lower parts of the building. The building was a huge complex that had been used for corn storage, farm equipment and so forth in the past, but had since then been transformed into an office complex. It did not look any suspicious inside, and if I hadn't known it was the Illuminati that operated it and owned the place it could have been any group. The only thing that stood out was a statue of hand signs leading to an opening in the roof that was sealed off with a small hatch.

One day a building project nearby went wrong and the crane started spinning out of control and was about to hit the Illuminati-complex, but the local priest who was also a part of th Illuminati got me to help out evacuate and steer the crane out of harms way, and for this I got access to the upper levels of the complex. I climbed the hand statue, and came to a big, open space that looked like a basketball court, as well as several smaller rooms like a kitchen, an observatory and a collection of valuable rocks. Some of these were rare crystals and minerals with values in the billions of yuros. They were showcased in glass displays with signs stating their area of use in tech both present and potential future, like spying through walls and holographic projection through solid objects. After that I went down again only to meet an old friend of mine in the lower observatory room. He told me he could help me with my game if only I had asked, but I had no idea he was a part of the Illuminati. Then I startede explaining more of my game to him and I woke up.
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 18:57
I was participating in a swimming race in the ocean, and afterwards was swimming next to a floating raft saying "that was so much fun!"

Then a shark bit into me and dragged me to the bottom to eat.
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 19:25
The holocaust was real
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 09:01
I have had these apocalyptic dreams for a while now, so watching the men of x feat. apocalypse hit a bit too close to home.

I can still remember the first apocalyptic dream I had in the late 90's as a kid after buying that Duke Nukem 3D expansion and at night in the weird orthodox russian hostel dream of endless rows of nuclear explosions in the horizons.

A nuclear armageddan.

It's a trembling, spinning, shaking, painful feeling. We're asleep together in a winter land. I'm looking just at you, you're looking just at me. Making a pledge for tomorrow.
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 14:25
armageddan real angry right now
55 Name: Duke Nukem 2016-05-28 14:39
I'm Duke Nukem and I'm coming to get the rest of you VIP bastards.
56 Name: Duke VIPPER 2016-05-28 17:18
It's time to VIP ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
57 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 23:52
I dreamt I was married to a very ugly, eccentric, distasteful and lazy but rich gay man on the countryside. We somehow slept in different rooms but he would come into my room to take my duvet off and lick my balls and taint through my boxers while I played on my PSP. The rooms were all classic Victorian ballroom-styled rooms but with ghastly pastel colourings and some 70's-inspired window frames together with all sorts of furniture from the 50's to the 70's. There were socks and dirty clothing everywhere on the fitted carpets and the only room that looked decent was the one I was sleeping in.

One day he left for a business trip somewhere and I was left in the home alone. The toilet was next to my room and I felt like I had to go to pee before going to bed, but I went to sleep anyhow. In that dream in my dream (yes, it was a layered dream), I dreamt that I really had to fucking pee so bad that I pissed my bed. Then I woke up in my other dream to see that I had almost wet my bed and it was leaking pee from my penis on my pajama legs and I rushed off to the toilet to pee. I peed a mighty stream and missed the bowl on a few occasions, then I went back to bed to sleep again. As I rustled under the bed covers back and forth I woke up IRL to have a strong urge to rush to the toilet to pee, which I did.

I feel that when I go to bed again now I will wake up in that dream again. It has happened many times before.
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 13:55
I dreamt I attended a local nerdcon but there weren't that many people there and I got worried that this wouldn't go so well so I went out to get more people.

On my way I met a pair of twin girls I haven't seen since highschool. They were living in a van and said they'd do anything if they could live in my flat for very little money (as they were poor). They lured me into the van and there was a cat there stuck in the heaps of boxes and bags and I cuddled his head from the front of the van and he relaxed. As they listened to my demands, and just as I was about to suggest anal, I woke up.
59 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-11 08:23
I dreamt I met this really cute girl somewhere at a school or library or somewhere academic and she invited me home to her parent's home (her father was dead). She had an average face and short blonde hair but her body was 11/10 in deliciousness. After showering she let me do anal and she tried as best as possible to take it well by helping out. We kept dating and she cut her hair even shorter to a buzzcut and I think she was a neo-nazi now but she still had this awfully cute voice and behaviour and she was all deredere for me. We had more sex at my old place and my penis snapped in half from her anal tightness and I freaked out because it hurt but then I woke up.
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 14:50
Dreamt that I took a big shit in front of everyone and there was a huge nasty white grub in it that leapt out of the shit.
61 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 14:43
I was in a cyberpunky quasi-dystopian futuristic city setting where ghosts and ghouls were rampant in a megacity but all I wanted to was to get the girl alone with me in a room in a warehouse used by some rebel in a back alley but then the weird things started to happen and we got invaded and I couldn't get to put my penis in her.
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 00:59
I dreamt I owned a huge apartment in the middle of my hometown. I got this from running AirBnB for a while and from good reviews and lots of customers I got enough money to buy the rest of the floor my flat was on including the two stores. One was an import store and the other was a slaughter of sorts.

After buying up the whole floor I stopped with the AirBnBs and opened it up for artists to just sit and draw. So many came from all parts of the country. My friends wouldn't believe me when I invited them over and said I own this. The two stores went well too and generated enough income to upgrade the toilets and more and better tables and chairs were got. When this asian guy knocked on the door I woke up.
63 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 06:39
>>61
I keep reading "I was a cyberbully" everytime I scroll past.
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 05:31
I wish I had consistent dreams, I almost never dream...
65 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 06:25
>>64
Same. I think I dream more when im barely properly sleeping, but those dreams are usually just boring nonsense. The ones I remember here and there are the incredibly poignant-seeming or fantastical ones. However, I think I have those more when I'm in terrible mental health, so...
66 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 05:32
A lot of the details are muddled, but this one little snippet has been stuck in my head:

I was apparently watching an interview with some woman from an indie rock duo of some sort, and she started talking about some in-joke in their music videos. Then it cut over to a snippet from a music video with the same woman and some guy. There was a shot of them both sliding pieces of magazines(?) together and forming the letters C, M, and S, with words appearing under the letters that get cut off by the camera. The accompanying lyrics that just keep coming back to me are a phrase that goes "C.M.S.: it stands for this." I guess the joke was that the letters had some meaning that they refused to share.

That's probably the most vivid dream I've had in a while, and it's rather inane, unfortunately.
67 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 17:12
I notice that the worse my life gets the more fantastic my dreams get.

I have had a string of amazing dreams recently.
68 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 17:26
I was lining with a girl while I was very sleepy so I kept falling asleep and the conversation would change in the dream and I'm not quite sure what was real and what isn't anymore or if my responses made any sense. I guess I could read the chat history but that isn't as fun.
69 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-05 17:23
I dreamt I was giving a retrospective interview for some indie game. People thought it was good, but we had apparently gotten to the end and didn't have time to include cinematics for whatever reason, so there was no story whatsoever. I woke up kind of wishing it was real despite never seeing any of it.
70 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-12 06:29
In my dream, I had four testicles; the extra pair being somehow suspended in two accessory nutsacks between my actual beanbag and thighs.
71 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-13 09:48
I dreamt I had to kill a whole colony of space kids with wrenches, heavy objects, screwdrivers and lead pipes. I had to make sure their heads were squashed and that they were proper dead so that the face huggers could not use them for incubation. As soon as I killed the last kid a cyber-alien with red laser eyes and metal coating jumped out of a wall and attacked me and I woke up.
72 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-13 15:56
Dreamt I was diving to recover some guy's golf balls from the sandy bottom of some lake/sea. Had to go down maybe 15 or 20 feet to reach them. I dug up more of them than he was expecting me to find.
73 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-21 23:17
One of my dreams got crashed by Hideo Kojima.
It started off as a bleak dystopian movie about US-imposed population control in China after a war, and the Resistance was trying to smuggle weapons or something aboard a passenger train but got found out. So in a panic, the rebels hijacked the train and took the passengers hostage, and when they were showing the hostages to the Military/Media they took the bag off of one guy's head and the words "GUEST STARRING: HIDEO KOJIMA" flashed into view when his face was revealed. My consciousness literally cut in, going "what the fuck" out loud before I woke up angry.

I'm not sure what to make of this but I hope he doesn't crash any more of my dreams.
74 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-23 20:37
I dreamt I was talking one-on-one through a web chat client with the admin and moderator of several anime boards, he was a nice guy and we had some good chats.
75 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-03 08:53
I dreamt I went to some public swimming pool and theme park in which had a very difficult maze that had so far only had two levels explored. The third level was behind a closed door which was very difficult to get to.

Waiting outside were two extremely delicious girls. They were friends and both students possibly in their early 20s. I got to know them through failing at getting further in the maze and around the theme park but as the dream progressed I got incredibly horny since their bodies were so delicious and I saw them naked changing clothes under a towel. The girl with the brown hair had a delicious paipan innie pussy and nice, round breasts and the softest butt. I managed to turn this into a lucid dream by being so horny that I stopped my maze antics, went over to her after she had changed to a small shorts and singlet, and started fingering her butt. Then I forced her to deepthroat me and she willingly obliged.

I wasn't that happy waking up.
76 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-08 10:30
Had a dream that I was on a small sailboat in the middle of the ocean. I had my phone in my pocket, and was balancing on the stern, so I wanted to put it somewhere safe so it couldn't fall out of my pocket. Just as I was about to slide it across the deck and into the hatch, some old guy said "All fascists deserve to have their phones thrown into the sea" and my phone slid off the deck.

Does this mean I'm a fascist?
77 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-08 15:53
>>76

You say that like its a bad thing
78 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-12 07:17
Dreamt a bunch of weird stuff, this is what I can remember:
For some reason some Mexican/Japanese artist had bought some sort of "personal masturbator" that was in the shape of a huge dildo, but soft and... penetratable.

The other thing was me joining some Korean martial art thing involving swords, but they required short hair, so the instructor simply cut off all of my hair with his knife. Then we were supposed to do sword exercises, but the (western) sword I had brought was too long, so I had to use a wooden katana.
79 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-12 17:45
I was just trying to go about my business as usual but soldiers kept coming up and shooting me. Every time my cute neighbor would nurse me back to health, but I kept getting bloodier and bloodier until I was completely red. Then a kindly dog wearing body armor and carrying large guns on its back helped escort me to work and back.
80 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-13 19:24
>>79
This made me laugh because somehow I can so vividly imagine this as real.
81 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-17 21:47
>>79

That's a great dream.
82 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-18 21:44
I'm not even sure what this dream was about. All I can vaguely remember is that SAoVQ was some sort of labyrinthine tower with a huge snake guardian guarding it. I guess it was something about how the "internet historians" valued it a lot, and therefore it was a huge structure in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe the other way around?
83 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-21 18:01
I dreamt I was in a compensated or otherwise on-demand exclusive sexual relationship with my childhood friend, who appeared as a sense that she hadn't aged since she was 16. (she's a relative hamplanet today.) Woke up wanting to go back to that dream, underpants reeking of man-juice.
84 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-23 16:07
My cute neighbor kissed me on the cheek and I kissed her on the lips which made her very flustered. Then the doorbell rang so I went to the door and opened it but nobody was there. Suddenly a grenade flew in from the window. I grabbed in and threw it back outside. After it blew up I looked outside and there was a bunch of soldiers loitering in the yard having a giggle. They looked at me and threw two grenades through the window. Without much time, I threw back one grenade and threw myself on the second one. After the horrible explosion I ran out the door to yell at the soldiers, but they had already ran away. My cute neighbor mentioned that I was late for work, so I ran very fast at incredible speed to the train station. At my high speed I failed to notice a soldier concealed by the roadside who stuck his leg out. Tumbling to the ground, the dream ended.
85 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-19 14:23
I had sex with a ghost girl. It was okay. Then I accidentally beat up some high school girls because I mistook them for soldiers. Fortunately they didn't seem to mind so much.
86 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-22 14:53
I bitched at my classmates and called them a plethora of mean names. It was really liberating. Then I went lucid and tried to fuck someone I think.
87 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-22 18:29
I was on an elevated train going through what looked sort of like Austin, heading toward the city center. I saw my husbando at a cafe and again at some kind of flea market or something along those lines, but I couldn't do or say anything on account of still being on the train. Eventually I arrived at the train station, which was this massive, multistory, modernist building which I never actually saw from the outside but seemed to be made primarily of glass tinted a shade of blue dark enough to not let in light.

I met an older woman possibly two, near an escalator. She was wearing the sort of expensive but still off-the-rack clothing an upper-middle class person who wants to show off but doesn't know much about fashion would wear. She said something to the effect of she would invite me somewhere, possibly to dinner, but I'd be dead in less than a month so there wasn't any point. I mentioned that I could also leave the city before then, but she didn't respond.

I wasn't paying much attention to her regardless, as I was too busy trying to figure out how I could get back to that cafe where I saw my husbando. I didn't really care about anything else.
88 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-23 03:19
I dreamt I inspected the vaginers of two girls and saw that one of them had her clitoral part glued together and she kept on saying she was saving herself only for the richest men in the world. The other wanted sex right away with me.
89 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-13 12:06
Dreamed that I was going to test a zombie-hunting/fashion dress-up school MMO for someone, and the character creation offered the option of using a bunch of preset faces including likenesses of the band members of Linkin Park (even if you'd set the character's base body to female). And then you had the option of replacing the character's nose with various styles of penis.
90 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-14 15:55
I was lazing around watching anime on a comfy chair when my cute neighbor walked into the room and sat on my lap. She kept fidgeting and I got a very large boner which despite my utmost efforts, rubbed against her cute butt. Then, the doorbell rang, so I got up, tucking my erection into my pant leg as best as I could, before answering the door, and was shot.
91 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-15 10:30
I dresmt I was traveling with my dream gf and her family and her parents had become stock art photo models and the entire neighbourhood we drove through to get meatballs and mash used the image of her father as scarecrows. Every time we drove through the city it moved further north but we had to drive through it to get to the eating place which was in a morgue that was also a community center and also a dancehall.
92 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-15 18:10
I was biking home and somehow ended up hundreds of miles away in new york city. I didnt have any money or a phone, so I asked a black girl if I could use her phone to call a ride. She let me and was really nice to help me figure out how to work it when I got confused trying to actually place the call, but I woke up sometime while I was trying to figure it out.
It was a little stressfull at the time, but somehow comfy to recount now.
93 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-24 09:06
I was on a camping trip or something with a group of teens to Japan for some reason and among them were a few JEWS. The jewish guy lended me some equipment but later I found out it had an interest rate and I could not repay in time so I tried to find him. However he had died in an earthquake and suddenly everything was post-apocalyptic and devastated but I found the teens I was traveling with near a broken city border control. The jewish woman invited me in to this weird trailer/house hybrid home and started making food. I slid my hand down imside her pants between her buttcheeks and put pressure on her butthole with my fingers and she moaned and told me that it made her horny. Then I had to find watermelon-flavoured gum or something in the rubble of the nearby town and then I woke up as I climbed a devastated house and found the farewell note of the other jew.
94 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-26 20:39
I was in New York City and someone jumped off a building. They slid down relatively slowly, and instead of hitting the street, they went through an opening in a vent into the sewer, and I don’t think they died. It’s like if you land in water in a video game and it stops you from taking fall damage. It didn’t make sense but it was all a dream (I used to read Word Up Magazine).
95 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-29 18:48
I had my hair cut in a hime cut and had on red lipstick, and was trying to get a black dress on just so to look extra pretty. And then I noticed the forehead line of my hair was crooked because I'd cut it myself and done a bad job.
96 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 03:23
I was out sailing with my parents somewhere in Iceland or Scotland. Suddenly it turned dark and stormy, and as I was telling my dad to take care so he wouldn't fall off, he went overboard.
I should also mention that the boat was somewhat unusually shaped, with the cockpit about halfway down the length and nothing (just bare deck) behind it, and all the rigging in front. You had to be precariously perched on top of the raised and angled cabin deck to do practically anything except steering.
97 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 18:28
Someone kept blowing a whistle in the distance. Annoying as fuck.

Turns out my smoke alarm batteries needed replacing
98 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-05 00:41
Another multi-segment dream. First I was visiting my grandparents abroad and because it was my last day with them I wanted to visit the old cathedral in town. This was made somewhat difficult by the fact that I was bound to an electric wheelchair, controlled using a keyboard placed in front of me. Getting on an off the subway was a challenge as I was not used to the control scheme and kept bumping into people. I returned from the cathedral and apparently performed a certain Chopin piece so well that a local event organizer wanted me to perform it at another nearby church.
That church was pretty weird; at the very top of the clock tower was a tiny organ where I was instructed to practice/wait until the concert started. Eventually I was brought down to the stage (located in the basement) and was promptly overcome by stage anxiety.

After waking up for a few minutes, I had a dream with a scenario somewhat similar to The Thing, where some mysterious lifeform infected people and turned them into monstrous creations one by one.
99 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-08 23:34
I dreamted that I was watching porn on a laptop with a girl. It was called Huwalden and was about a cute young girl with short light hair that sucked off a hairy cock. Presumably her boyfriend's. This porno was also reviewed in great detail by a pulp magazine that laid on the table. The author was a young goth woman who praised it. I wanted to download it so we could watch it offline in case the rip got taken down but I could only find fake versions and some Japanese sidescrolling shooter with the same name.

Now we went to Japan and I wanted to go to a love hotel to act out the porn there as supposedly it was made in a love hotel in Japan. I met a cosplayer who was at a financiak convention that invited us to the same hotel but it was trashed by the cosplayer's pimp which I read about in the aforementioned pulp magazine.

After involving the local police and the clean-up crew I hoped to get the two girl with me in a room for a threesome but the reparations dragged out abd we got served food and then I woke up.
100 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-09 11:20
>>99
The goth woman was actually Cyndi Lauper in the "Time after Time"-video. Wew.
101 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-12 04:07
I dreamed I was the manager of an ice cream parlor and I spanked the waitress with the ice cream scoop, but she kept being resistant and back-talky and I didn't have the guts to be stern with her. Then my dick fell off.
102 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 13:17
I stepped out of the room my ensemble was rehearsing in to grab music but suddenly I was down the street in some village and my director kept asking, "Where is he? Where did he go?" I jumped in a nearby car and started desperately trying to drive back in time for rehearsal, while yelling, "I'm here! I'm here!!" I rolled down the window to try and be heard better but to no avail. In hindsight, I wonder if I actually called out IRL. Sometimes near the ends of dreams, if I'm talking to someone I'll mumble the replies in the real world too. I woke up at 4:32 and spent almost 20 minutes frantically looking for my music before realizing I don't even have that rehearsal today.

I tried to go back to sleep but in the next dream, my university's pep band was having its biggest game in 40 minutes and I had forgotten all about it. I was sitting and sipping High Life through a straw when my family drove up to take me home. I had to hide the beer and then, after the text got to me that I was about to miss something important, I had to argue with them until they finally agreed to let me stay on campus and go. It was very stressful, and I think this part of the dream stemmed from some deep-seated issues I have with my relationship with them. Anyway, I rushed to the van that the band was traveling in and jumped in. To my surprise, my close friend Tom was in there. The two of us sat and chatted until the ride was over, and the band unloaded to warm up in sectionals. I went under the van to grab my drum cases, but upon opening them I realized that Tom had filled them with furniture, not my drums. I started booking it, trying to figure out what I could tell the band's director. I then woke up again at 7:43. I'm still very disoriented and extremely paranoid that I'm missing something today. I'm going to get up and go about my day like normal, and see if I make it without reason for concern.
103 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 16:13
Dreamed that I started downloading a torrent from a link on SAOVQ and then a bit later noticed "WTF this torrent is 100 nonobytes, no wonder my laptop is running like crap, it can't hold that much!"
104 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 15:37
My work visa got fucked and I had to fly from Tokyo to New York City for a day. In New York, there was no Lawson across the street anymore just a rip off called Lowson which wasn't the same because they didn't sell karaage-kun and were not staffed by cute Chinese/ Southeast Asian girls. The next day I woke up in my old 13th floor apartment, and was about to set out for the airport, but suddenly I found out that I couldn't go back ever again, and so I couldn't see my cute neighbor anymore and I felt very depressed. I phoned my boss to explain that I was going to be forever late to my work, while apologizing and bowing profusely.

That is where my dream ended, but most likely where >>94 kun's dream began.
105 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-22 15:08
I was on a virtual MMO (think sorta Overlord-ish, which I've been watching too much of lately) and was in the guild stronghold preparing for an attack from our enemies. We were making our preparations, watching for the enemy approach, but there was only a single emissary that we dispatched, and then... they magically built a wall in our courtyard. A defensive wall, but useless for any defense the way it was positioned. There was this strong air of paranoia as we kept watching through the magic view screens to try to figure out what the fuck the enemy's gambit was, building this fucking wall.

Finally, after much tension, the wall began to separate into pieces and the ruse was revealed. Every fucking voxel of that wall was a disguised enemy, all stacked up on each other to make themselves look like a wall. A huge, overwhelming army. I woke up before the battle really started but it didn't look good for us.
106 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-23 19:05
My penis was substantially larger than what it is in the real world.
107 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-07 12:03
Dreamed I was watching a weird anime (well, maybe not that weird by anime standards...) that somebody was sending to me on VHS tapes, sometimes frustratingly out of order so I'd have to sort out what was actually in the main sequence and what was OVA bonus episodes and stuff.

The anime itself was about a school club with a secret membership requirement that you had to be a disturbed individual. So half of the time they were doing cute club things while the other half was them acting demented and plotting (and sometimes achieving) plans to lure people into being tortured and murdered. Black magic also seemed to be involved. One of the members committed suicide in front of the others, but continued to attend as some sort of undead (she wore clothes that covered the scars so you couldn't tell by looking). One guy considered joining the club but decided not to after meeting one of the members and deciding he "did not like the smell of her".

Towards the end of the dream the club was in some sort of maid service competition and dressed up in the typical maid uniforms. They were instructed to serve cake and sliced it up neatly with one of their favorite murder knives. Then there was a mishap that caused the girl bringing the cake to trip and send the plates flying. Somehow (perhaps the black magic thing again) the plates landed face up in front of the people they were serving anyway but the team was penalized, being reprimanded to serve cake more gently next time and that a maid shouldn't call undue attention to herself.
108 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 12:54
I dreamded that I was watching a televised cooking show (which I never do), and the chef in the show had a conversation with me about the balance of sweet portions, and how I was doing the right thing by having something sweet to drink for the main course, and regular tea for the dessert, so it's always a balance. I didn't get to look at his face as I could only see his forearms and lower body, but he was too polite to be Gordon Ramsay, and too buff to be Jamie Oliver.
109 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-13 13:40
I was in my house (the old house I used to live in, not my current one). I was about to eat dinner when these soccer fratboys came in and started talking all loud, and then they brought in some large dog animal thing. They were like, "it's so cool bro, right?" I unwrapped my burger and it jumped at me trying to eat it, and then I woke up.
110 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-10 12:57
I stumbled across a website - notably, with a .mil domain - hosting some sort of VIP music album, apparently created by several hispanic VIPPERs. There were exactly seven tracks displayed in a table, and each had some weird "artist" name (in the rightmost column) that, when clicked, expanded to show all the participating artists.
111 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-11 08:35
I dreamdeneded that the local airport served katsudon, but it was not where I thought they were serving katsudon, so I accidentally entered their kitchen and toilet area. Then I apologised to the clerk and he wanted to serve me katsudon but he couldn't right now so I told him I'd return with my in-dream gf. Then something weird happened, and I woke up.
112 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 18:11
something weird happened, and I woke up.
113 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 19:01
something weird happened, and I woke up with an odd sense of deja vu.
114 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 19:54
something hot happened, and I woke up with a boner
115 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-29 06:36
I dreamded I became involuntarily member number 105 of "The murder club" which is a combination of Battle Royale and The Continental led by a Chinese triad gang boss with a very secret past. The rules were you could kill anyone at any time including the boss, but if you killed him everyone would turn on you to take his place over you. Since I was the newest and least experienced murderer everyone naturally turned on me (except for a girl with white/lavender hair). I only wanted to get out because I had no intention to kill or get killed.

One day we are having an introductory round of the 15 or so alive members in a tiny hidden club in an alley somewhere and my mother is somehow there and thinks it is the coolest thing ever. I really want her out before she gets killed. Two of the girls help me force her outside, but one of the other murderers, a really cocky guy with knives and a spiky bat wants to kill me right now.

When the Chinese triad boss lines us up in a circle in the backyard to introduce everyone to me, I snap and wrap a garden hose with a fishing net over the cocky guys' neck and head until he suffocates. Everyone else is simply staring at this point, and I realise I will eventually become the next leader of the murder club, simply by being the most unassuming and unpredictable.
116 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-29 19:07
The cute girl that's not my girlfriend went on a road trip with me. We found an abandoned mansion and things were starting to get steamy. I said, "my girlfriend wouldn't like this." She replied, "dude look how hard my nipples are!" She gave me a hard nipple hug and I woke up, very disconcerted.
117 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-05 12:58
I was a detective trying to solve some sort of mystery at a big fancy hotel. I also sort of had magical powers. I saw the two suspects walking through the foyer and going toward a basement, so sat somewhere inconspicuous and did a body take over of the female suspect. I then, in in the female suspect's body and listening to her protests in my (her) head, pounced on the male suspect and raped him in the basement. The sex was steamy and felt pretty good. Afterward, the police burst into the basement and arrested the two, and I jumped back into my body. My methods were unethical and the policeman in charge of the bust expressed his discomforts, but he also seemed to grudgingly respect my results.

I woke up briefly and when I went back to sleep, I was at the same hotel the morning after, thi stime off the beat and just trying to relax. Outside the main doors I met up with Jughead (as portrayed in the Netflix series Riverdale), and we entered together. The man behind the counter shot some passive aggressive comment to me after greeting us, something regarding the arrest yesterday. We ignored it and went upstairs, where we enjoyed a warm breakfast by a large window ovrlooking the gardens outside. Many acquaintances from my real life were in this dining area as well, although I didn't converse with them as much.

My overall verdict on this dream was that I have been binging Riverdale too hard, am sexually needy due to not being able to see my girlfriend as regularly. I woke up very turned on with a strong morning's wood, and a little hungry.
118 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-08 11:27
I don't remember everything about it, but I distinctly remember getting a very pleasurable and real-feeling blowjob from my gf near the middle of the dream. I remember doing some paperwork on my PC later on. I also know that near the end of the dream, the music from my IRL alarm was incorporated, and I watched as a man from my hometown started his burgeoning music career dancing and performing the music on a stage. I wish I remembered more from it, I'll have a more in-depth report next time.
119 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-08 12:44
I dreamt of blendshapes and morph targets. It was a thoroughly surreal dream because it was so anchored in reality yet everything I observed around me could be morphed and blended using Blender and Unity. I woke up rather bewildered.
120 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-05 13:12
There was some big thing happening, a performance or festival or something. I hadn't practiced the music at all, and when I got there it turned out it was too hard to bullshit. I moved to pull out the sheet music to learn it on the spot, only to find that it was missing. The director/guy in charge was very pissed and shat on me verbally, telling me how disappointed he was, how I'm only good some of the time. He asked me what I'd call myself, and I answered, "Inconsistent."

Also, the four mallets I was using on my instrument disappeared to be replaced by three pancakes. The three pancakes at some point became two. Completely sabotaged, there was no way for me to play the music. I woke up relatively soon after attempting to hit the marimba with two pancakes. Before coming completely to my senses I felt very stressed, and insecure.

I'm certain this dream stemmed from the large amounts of stress I've been dealing with, between working on furthering my music career and interacting with my family that I hate. Hopefully in due time my life will get a little easier, and my dreams will become less harrowing again.
121 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-06 11:54
I unexpectedly received a set of old audio cassettes in their plastic case in amongst a lot of CD-ROMs I'd ordered. There was a nice autumn cabin scene on the cover and a sticker on the back suggested it had belonged to a library's audiobook collection back in the 80s. I put one of the cassettes in a walkman and took a listen, and it turned out the audio on it was actually one of those ASMR dirty talk things that are supposed to help you jack off or whatever.
122 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-09 15:47
Just last night I dreamt of large, sexually attractive breasts.
123 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 12:22
I was living in some sort of dorm building with many acquaintances from the past year or so. One of them put on a jacket and left our room for the elevator, and I followed suit.. For some reason, when the elevator was moving I was stumbling all over myself, then regained balance when it stopped at the bottom.

We exited and we wen t our own ways. I ended up at this mix of video game and real life--I think I was on my computer playing the game, while also experiencing it first person. It was some sort of race mini game inside of a Toon Link and Kirby video game that had a respectable niche following. Its users talked shit on each other via a textboard sort of like ours, except with a sky blue background instead of our brick situation.

After playing some and perusing the textboard, I realized someone had posted an image that seemed oddly familiar. It was a black man dressed up like an internet character, and in the background the architecture looked like something I'd seen before. I soon realized that the picture was taken on my actual university campus, and I discussed this with the other posters. I identified the location of the post as the upper section of Main Street, near where the student center resides.

Soon after closing my computer and actually walking toward main street, I woke up. Earlier in the night there was a different dream, this one about me being lost in an important road trip with a large cart, but I don't remember the series of events on that one as well.
124 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-13 11:34
I was watching a porn scene starring Sabrine Maui, but actually standing there instead of watching on a screen. After a while she said she would give me a blowjob so I lay down next to the other guy and she started sucking me off, but I woke up before it was done.
125 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-13 14:49
I dreamded that I was looking at lewd videos on youtube and especially a video from a brazilian games show where one of the girls that pretended to be some older guys' daughter accidentally lost her entire bikini on the beach and her covering towel blew off while she was laying under it and she rolled around in the sand naked and you could see her pussy and asshole.

Suddenly about 30 brazilians enter my backyard by helicopters, most of them a little oldef than myself but some of the females were younger than me. They all needed to come inside to help with their university study reports and I tried frantically to hide the video but could not close the tab so I swought to another tab instead. Two of the females sat down next to me and asked to share the desk for an hour and they saw the tab with the brazilian name, laughed, and asked me how much do I know about brazilian culture, and then I woke up.
126 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-13 14:51
>>125
Ok, I just realised how fucking ridiculous the transition between the first and the second paragraph is. I guess that's why it is a dream.
127 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-24 13:41
I fake-woke up to my father freaking out at me. He was beside himself, crying and yelling. He was yelling at me to change my desktop. I thought it was fine at first, but then I realized at some point my "Do It For Her" poster had been changed to be full of lewd pictures of my waifu. I checked my phone to delete anything incriminating off of there, and realized there was gay porn in my photo album. My father told me he caught me with gay porn and that I'd tried sucking his dick. I was utterly distraught, feeling like I had been framed or something. I woke up for real around 4:15 AM, first panicking about how to fix things, then after realizing it was a dream feeling very hateful and bitter that my parents are such that I'd have nightmares about what could happen if they thought I was gay. After a little time, i went back to sleep and continued dreaming.

I was texting my girlfriend at home and at some point in the conversation, she decided to come over. We spend a good amount of time cuddling on my sofa and watching fictional youtube videos. Around 11:37 pm she decided it was time to go, we didn't kiss because my parents were home and she went on her way.

After this, I drove/teleported back to the university library, where I had been working before my girlfriend came over I think. I was setting my workstation back up when someone who looked a little like my girlfriend sat next to me. I almost kissed her but thought, "that's not my girlfriend and it could be taken as sexual assault."

I was then press-ganged into some sort of slave team. A crew walked past my workstation, pulled me up and I followed them down many stairs into what seemed to be another world. I was soon in a slave complex of sorts on top of a very steep mountain/hill with lots of tunnels within it. I settled in inside a barrack with around 12 other guys of different builds, races etc. Our slavemaster came in and briefed us on what we were doing. After fastening our slave cuffs and wrapping some sort of cable around our necks, we set out for deep down in the caves/valley/whatever was so deep down.

It was a very supernatural environment, and in hindsight I think the best interpretation of where I was could be some type of fantasy-esque dungeon. When we were near the bottom, there were docks and whole oceans to be seen, as well as a large field with colored twisting balls sitting on top of stalks. Our task as described by the slavemaster was to collect these, and also find the Gundam that was buried somewhere in the place. We got to work, but since I was new and didn't have proper slave gear, my inventory was limited and I was trying to cram the spheres into pockets in my cargo shorts.

Suddenly, it started raining heavily and there were flashes of thunder. I pointed and my crew noticed what I saw--in the horizon of the ocean, there were like 20 GMs and Gundams leaping and flying in our direction. The slavemaster told us to retreat while another slave crew was ordered to stay and keep collecting things. After a brief moment spent teasing the unlucky crew, I lead my team back up toward the surface. There was a lot of danger and peril, fantasy traps and GMs and living boats that were trying to get to us from the water. When we got up far enough to see some of the slave barracks though, things mellowed out considerably. We were almost back to our barrack when it started raining indoors. I turned and saw one of our guys that had gone missing erlier walking toward us from the rain. I asked him, "Are you sure you want to be up here without your comb?" To which he replied, "I'm not worried."

Shortly after checking behind us for more trouble from the rain, we ran all the way back up to the library, at which point I woke up for the last time. Overall verdict, I suppose the first nightmare was caused by deep-seeded fears of anyone discovering my bisexuality. The second dream, while scary at times, was much more enjoyable with a great atmosphere. Overall rating for the nightmare, 1/10. Rating for the subsequent dreams, 8.5/10.
128 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-29 04:35
The last trains had already left so I searched for routes home on google maps. Only one route remained; it was by boat, with no transfers, and leaving in a few minutes. I dashed to the dock, finding only small wooden rowboat with about a dozen people on it. As soon as I stepped foot on the boat, the oarsman started rowing down the river.

I opened my wallet to pay for the ride, and realized that I had no cash on me. I asked the oarsman if he accepted the suica train card. The oarsmen, in his black robes, reached out his skeletal hand to tap the suica scanner attached to the boat. I waved my card above the scanner, before it beeped, flashed a red x, and in the soft voice of a japanese woman politely told me that I had insufficient funds. I apologized to charon for boarding without any way to pay, and jumped into the river.
129 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-29 17:39
I was sitting at my laptop when I got a notification from Tinder that I'd gotten a match. I haven't used the app in almost a year, so I was confused as to how it had happened. Upon opening the notification, I saw that it was the cute girl that isn't my girlfriend again, the perpetrator of the hard nipple hug in my dreams a little while ago. I got angry that she kept hijacking my dreams and started yelling at my phone for her to cut it out (dream logic told me she could hear me). I deleted the app in my dream and double-checked my actual phone when I woke up, as well.
130 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-04 11:20
I was sitting near the entrance of a large plot of land when a dog ran through the gate. Then a film crew appeared. I was apparently an unwitting extra in a movie called Emmie Max, so I was asked to sign a release form. The first question was whether I agreed with the concept of camo mixed with denim, worn in combination to blend in better with large rocks (this answer required a signature). The rest of it I had to fill in using pencil on a tiled floor.
The plot to the movie involved an execution in a lake, thwarted by water zombies.
131 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-06 17:09
I had a dream the other night that I was sleeping in a tent in the woods when, suddenly, a wind started to blow and Mima from Touhou Project appeared and I got really spooked. Then the dream cut abruptly to a security camera feed inside of an abandoned concrete structure in the same woods. There was a screen for each floor of the building and the basement had a boiler inside of it and I found this very unnerving for some reason.

All I remember from last night is a dream where I was inside of some battleship or possibly a space-faring vessel and it had a really loud alarm system. Right before I woke up, I dreamt about making Doom WADs which seems like less fun of an idea now that I've been awake for a while.
132 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-08 12:54
I was part of some military space force. We rode a space elevator from orbit down to the planet surface, where we ran into some sort of D-Day situation. Eventually I got separated from them, and ended up alone and unarmed, accompanied by a swarthy bearded man and a fairly cute Asian girl with a gun. We were stealthing around a countryside that was progressively starting to look more and more like the courtyards of my university, and were about to face conflict for the first time when I woke up.
133 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-09 06:56
I had two little kids. A boy and a girl. I took them around in their trolley. It was summer and a beautiful day. We were somewhere in the countryside on a holiday. We laughed and smiled and hugged and had a great time. My wife was also there and it felt like everything I wanted in my life. Then I woke up.
134 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-13 15:04
I had sex and cummed inside my two cute neighbors. Then when I was walking home some guys walking behind me were being assholes and trying to start a fight so I punched one in the face and then fought 3 of them at once but I didn't do so good.
135 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-17 14:18
A few of my friends were in the university library with me. It seemed to be winter. They were arranging to go outside and have a fight with some kettle bells we found in the corner of the building. First we put on our gas masks, of course, and flipped the switch on the side so we could breathe correctly. Before we were about to go though, I threw up a little in my mouth and had to spit it into a trash can. When I woke up, I was unsure if I had actually thrown up a little in my throat or not. After a lot of swallowing and more careful introspection, I'm still unsure and perhaps will never know.
136 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-23 13:14
I cummed in my cute neighbor's vagina and then my other neighbor's mouth and she then kissed the semen into the first girls mouth.
137 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-25 12:44
My neighbors decided to mow the lawn by tying a lawnmower to the front of their car and driving up and down the garden.
138 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-26 02:19
I dreamed I was at the kitchen drinking some coffee when a weirdo broke into my house. I beat him up but can't remember what I did after that.
139 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-30 00:51
I dreamt that I was on top of a skyscraper in the middle of a vast city when suddenly Armageddon started and the nukes dropped. It was like a carpet-bombing of small nuclear devices. The skyscraper collapsed and I fell like a hundred stories and somehow survived. Then I was at a Disney Land type place where I suddenly turned into Asriel Dreemurr from Undertale. I started fucking around with mixing a bag of concrete which angered Asgore and then the other characters ganged up on me an had me committed to a mental institution which kind of resembled a gothic castle with neon signs on it.
140 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-30 11:27
I was having phone sex with my ex when I was suddenly thrust from my bed by a friend of mie. We had a football game to go to, and we were already behind schedule to get there with the marching band. I couldn't find my drums, so I just prayed that someone had packed them already and grabbed some cymbals just in case.My group had to go through random suburbs to reach the field, and on these back roads we ran into the West Chester band, whom we have a lot of antipathy toward. We almost starte a rumble, but the sudden appearance of a childhood friend in their drumline defused the situation. We reached the field and were about to rehearse when I woke up.
141 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-21 22:36
I was living in a very large luxury apartment with several other people, who were having an argument about who gets to take a dump in the sole toilet of the place. I also needed to go, so I told them to buzz off because I'm the one paying the rent and thus my needs take precedence.
142 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-25 00:25
tried to pet a parrot but it kept biting my fingers
143 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-25 02:30
I had entered a skyscraper apartment of some kind where the walls were lined with glass cabinets lit from underneath, giving them an eerie glow, and there were what seemed like bodyguards in a corner of each room. In the main dining room an asian woman invites me to sit on a chair next to hers, but when I do she smiles at me and gets up to go to a different room. Her body looks from behind like that of a woman in her thirties, with widened hips and the musculature of not having sat on her ass all her days, and I find that strangely fetching.

The bodyguard continues to look at her cellphone with a rehearsed idleness.
144 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-25 14:11
I was visiting the onsen with some of my neighbors. After a bit of chilling in the onsen, my cute neighbor walked in and started bathing next to me. Nobody really seemed to think anything was odd, except for me, as I got a very big boner.
145 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-03 07:19
I dreamteneded that I joined John Carmack on his job and it involved private airplanes with jacuzzi seats, naked ladies that clung to hin and a business trip to Eastern Europe in the summer.
146 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-06 09:03
Tan muscle man on the beach, but with a vulva.
147 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-11 02:54
Today I had a dream my house was broken into. I thought they had installed a RAT on my computer and were watching my every move. It was quite scary as I could not tell it was a dream yet. Upon waking up I checked to see my doors were locked and ran a virus scan.
148 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-11 04:03
I won a million dollars on a scratch 'N' win ticket, but I left it on a bench and someone took it.
149 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-21 08:40
https://anonfile.com/neP22aj4b4/dream_thread_zip
Full backup of a previous dream thread.
150 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-28 14:04
I dreamteneded that I was in China but it was a dystopian cyberpunk future with constant dark thunder skies and a giant white robot iguana went around and ate all the tall buildings. It almost stepoed on me while I observed it. Afterwards I tried to make my way to Beijing but the pollution was so bad that the smog made it hard for me to navigate the ancient brickwall maze in the countryside. A negro on the wall tried to tell me where to go but he could hardly speak human language and up I woke.

Then I had another dream where I entered the body of some middle aged japanese business man who had a JAV-model in his hotelroom. She undressed all the way to her pantsu and started sucking his penis and licking his balls and ass. She was in her early 20's and had a flat chest, but thicc thighs and a round booty. When he started cumming he came so hard he frightened her and she ran off to hide in the bathroom.
151 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-28 18:49
I was in Japan, but for some reason the terrain is extremely steep. So much so that a downward escalator was like a roller coaster without any parts where the cart goes up, and people stand on their own legs (or sit down on a floor) unassisted.
152 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-29 11:01
>>150
It was actually an iguana with chameleon eyes to be precise.
153 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-29 12:40
I was looking into my nostril with a view like some sort of medical scope, all lit up and magnified so I could see easily. There was a huge booger in there which I proceeded to try to pick out with my finger.
154 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-30 19:20
In a post-postapocalyptic frontier setting, I was doing some maintenance-type things at a quasi-pastoral large family building of some sort. A swarm of children become excited at something flying in the sky, and when I go look it turns out to be a stork or swan of some kind barely gliding along with fucked-up looking wings.
155 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-01 22:01
There was a dude all dressed up in a leather getup sorta like a crudely made gimp suit or something the killer from a slasher flick would wear, and I was pointing at him and hollering, "Your shirt is made of SKIN! Your pants are made of SKIN! Your mask is made of SKIN! Your bag is made of SKIN!"
156 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-03 16:22
I dreamed that my night of drinking with the boys continued, and we went out to find a party while we were drunk. Along the way, the girl that I'm no longer into walked by and my friend John said she was into me. We laughed about it and did more drunk bro things around my campus, with slight lapses in reality due to dream logic. We were almost back home, and then I had some of my instruments with me for some reason. Then another girl showed up with a drill, and fucking destroyed my favorite cymbal to an irreparable degree. This part of the dream was very real-feeling, and I was quite shocked and upset well after I woke up, unsure if what I thought had happened was real or not. Overall verdict is an 8/10, it was a fun continuation of a fun night of drinking but that ending was nightmare-tier.
157 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-13 12:16
The I dreamtenested that I went to a little village in the forest, but it had a dark secret in which it was the only entry point to a prison colony that was in the middle of a radiation field that the prisoners would die if they were to enter. The radiation was all natural and came from rocks in the ground.

The village was extremely 70's in look and feel and smell, The kids were dressed in the height of 70's fashion and there were all extremly 70's interiors like dark wooden walls, green, yellow and orange upholstery, and those glorious lampshades and lamp fixtures. I walked around until I came to a high-tech area where a punk girl told me that it was a teleporter to get to the place where a 747-airplane had crashed. For some reason I got sucked into it and saw where I teleported this hellish, almost underground, dystopian cityscape very much like in Escape from New York. The plane was shrouded in polluted fog and everything was decaying. I got teleported back quickly as the technicians managed to get me back, but then they had to send me back again because I was one of the few who survived the trip, and they needed someone to report on the situation in there.

I got sent back to stay for 24 hours, and had to first find a place to live. All these weird young people around made it clear they were not prisoners, but their descendants, and that this had become its own isolated country. There were food stalls, an economy, rental flats, and even a very simple hot air balloon transport system, but the balloon never managed to rise high enough to clear the treetops and avoid the radiation, so instead it got used for equipment transport.

I walked through this old train station that hadits tunnels destroyed by rocks. Most likely they were plugged due to the radiation. There was a place that served dried meat and soup, and I tried it, and it was ok. I eventually found an abandoned flat and squatted there for a little while, until the people became suspicious of me because I was so different. Just as in Escape from New York this place was ruled by a madman, one that was inspired by the bosses in arcade beat-em-up video games, who had a tall blonde mohawk, orange leather jacked, orange trousers, and a white tank top underneath. He also wore 3D-glasses for added effect. He decided he wanted to find me, and I had to get back.

For some reason when I teleported back this time I ended up in Los Angeles instead of the village, but I recognised everywhere and found my way back to the village. There, they were having a party and the hot air balloon was flying around above them. Then I learned that 20 years had passed and that the prison colony had crumbled and disappeared under an earthquake, and they told it to me using video game graphics from the early 90's arcades. The end boss guy looked up at rocks that fell down and crushed everything around him, until he got squashed himself. I got to try the hot hair balloon and flew it around over the party for a while. I managed to fly it between the trees really well and they thought I had learned this from the prion colony, but I did not know. Then I flew into the foggy mountains, and up I woked.
158 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-24 15:57
I was in a secluded place with my ex, and we started having sexy times. I remember this was handled very realistically in the dream, there was some hesitancy because we weren't in good terms IRL but things started getting steamy. Right before the Insertion happened though, I came to my senses and ran away. She then texted me on my dream phone all kinds of hurtful things, to which I replied "I still have to find my heart."

I then went for a run around my hometown to clear my head, but I kept running into school buses and kids walking. I realized it must be a school day, and questioned why they had school on THanksgiving. A cute runner girl reminded me that I had to go teach with my friends, so I rushed home and grabbed a few rifles and started jogging to the school. It was very awkward walking the school's halls with two large rifles, and I wonered why my friend had insisted we purchase them. Teaching was uneventvful and brief, the most outstanding event was that my friends fogot to buy me a burger from McDonald's.

Then we drove to our apartment downtown, and were barely relaxing for five minutes before our home was invaded by ninja-esque Yakuza thugs and their overpowered boss. We pulled katanas and had an intense and raucous fight around the house that ended in all the Yakuzas dead and one of our katanas stuck in a dresser drawer. We were discussing plans for remodeling with a laguz from Trinidad when I awoke.
159 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-28 08:44
I was grabbing a lot of titties in a highly irreverent fashion. They were all perfectly pornstarlike D-cup and some of them didn't have implants while others did.
160 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-10 12:32
I was in class, and when it dismissed my hot friend told me to wait up because she wanted to check something. She then proceeded to make out with me for a few seconds. You may remember this girl from the infamous "hard nipple hug" dream a while back. After she was done sucking my tongue, this other classmate wanted me to hug her from behind, but I was quite bothered at this point and walked out of the room. I woke up shortly after.
161 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-12 13:25
I was staying at some sort of countryside house temporarily with some friends. A girl came by who was really into me, but I didn't even know her name and she got very offended. Then a girl who I liked came into town, and we worked together to defeat a giant boss that came to challenge us. The secret was to use my bike to distract him and eventually trap him so everyone could spam with ease. Afterward, the two of us hit the city with my friends, and I remember specifically thinking that the time period of the city was a cross between modern New York and some palace during W.A. Mozart's time. I woke up without learning her name, sadly.
162 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-14 11:34
I dreamed that I was staying at a hostel and it had lots of weird rooms with bunk beds strewn all over the place. It seemed to have been formed by a few semi-detached homes molded together and someone had decided to add and remove walls as they saw fit. There was this ridiculously soft-bodied girl there with only the thiccest of thighs and a bald pussy that I so wanted to put my penis into. She walked around naked under a towel after having just exited from the shower, and I grabbed her arm and wanted to take her back to my room. The problem was that there were people everywhere and no rooms had lockable doors, and most rooms didn't even have doors, so there were nowhere I could put my penis inside her in privacy. I got so frustrated that I woke up.
163 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-14 12:56
I was playing in an orchestra concert, and something went wrong with the props we were using and the concert hall caught fire. The crisis was averted, but ither the same night or some other showing of the concert it happened again and it was much worse. The fire station was called and people kept trying to escape. I ended up in some place where I could tune in to security cameras, I guess the hall was inside a hotel or something. It kept showing people having gay experiences in hotel beds or occasionally someone freaking out about the fire. At some point I escaped into the wintery outside. I ended up at this random vagabond's house and he hired me to babysit his dogs for him. It ws fairly easy, almost all of them were locked up in cages. They all had horse head masks sitting next to them in the cages, which was confusing, but I didn't question it. After some faffing about in the snow the vagabond returned and payed me twenty dollars, and I put my info in his TV alongside the other potential dogsitters he employed, whose names included not only one of my friends but the Tinder date I messed up with earlier in the year. I exited onto the snowy street and woke up shortly after.
164 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-15 08:42
I dreamdened that I personally parttook in the operation Overlord and invaded Stroggos. There were Strogg everywhere and I fought them all bravely with my rocket launcher while bunnyjumping. That was until I got the railgun and suddenly Forest Whitaker in his ghost dog costume with an arm-mounted railgun appeared. We started shooting at each other's trigger fingers and for some reason our railguns got severly underpowered. The shots we fired were barely enough to leave small dents in our fingers. After shooting at each others for a while my hand was red and swollen and as I looked at it I up and woked.
165 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-19 11:48
I had a couple dreams last night. First I was at a party with a lot of friends from university. I got a text from my mother about how I needed to wash dishes, and maybe handle some issue about Tinder. I was confused because I haven't had an active Tinder in a few months. Suddenly, this girl that I hate appeared and started confessing to me something about Tinder and Facebook, I forget the particulars but the end result was that she'd wanted to match with me and have sex. I was going to tell her off and deny her but I woke up. When I went back to bed, I had a dream about walking my dog without a leash, a particularly stressful experience because there were cars everywhere and many of the other people's dogs seemed to want to attack mine at any moment.
166 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-20 08:01
I dreamt the jews had forced war upon my country and that total chaos in its wake made all imported third worlders desperately try to tear down me and my family so we had to find somewhere to hide in the forest. A new type of bomb was used that detonated high above ground that sent shockwaves to the ground to kill people but avoid doing any structural damage, almost like an EMP but for humans. Lots of UAVs dropped these off before they got shot down by AA fire. I woke up when I could find nowhere safe to hide from the unending flood of brown people.
167 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-22 12:52
I finally had lewds dream where I could go all the way AND the last one was a lucid dream.

I was in a cottage/mansion of sorts outside town in a big forest, and they had this online spycam service where one could peek at the girls showering who were staying there. I kept looking at it for this one particularly soft girl, who was a bit tanner than the rest, and had long, dark brown hair, a squishy butt, A-cup boobs, and the roundest thighs. Her pussy had a tiny bit of hair on it but you couldn't see it on the low resolution camera feed. She knew that she was being watched and put on a show when I watched.

One day the stream got taken down and I was desperate to see more of her, so I went to where they showered and waited outside. I decided to take a shower as well (since girls spend forever and it was the only logical thing to do), and then I realised that this was the only shower room in the building. The girl was there, showering, and she was washing her butt and her boobs. She saw me naked and couldn't stop staring at my penis. Every time she turnned around she looked not at my face but at my penis. After we were done I grabbed her arm and pulled her away into the little locker room next to the sauna, and she got down on her knees and started licking my balls and ass vigorously. I bent over and started fingering her, and broke her hymen with my fingers. This continued until I woke up and had to pee.

Then I fell asleep again and this time the building was a mansion/castle and I knew it was a dream and I was also in complete control of myself. I found her sitting behind a couch that was filled with other girls who were playing some sort of board game. Since I knew this was a dream I went straight over to her and started fingering her again. She got really wet and the other people just pulled away and didn't do anything. I fingered her pussy and her ass, and pulled her up and put her on the table so I could fuck her ass. She was totally into it,and she was so soft and squishy as can be and I felt all of it. Then I woke up again with an incredible boner.
168 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-22 13:17
My theory teacher was wearing nothing but a white bra, and she came up to one of my friends and propped a leg up on his desk as she congratulated him for writing a good paper. Her ass was very realistic and right in my face, and I'd never been so confused about how my penis felt. This is a late 20s, 6 foot tall lady who's overweight only in her legs/ass, in that kind of way that leads to constant debate on whether it's "thick" or "thicc." Being suddenly jumped with the question in my face during a dream, I stayed bewildered and frozen for several minutes before waking up.
169 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-23 11:51
(´・ω・`)

I dreamt that some alien technologie was used to make world-ending bombs that would sustain themselves on anything they touched meaning that the ground they hit would be reduced to some compact black sludge as it expanded outwards

I was in a birthday party for a family member in a big city somewhere on the northern hemisphere when I outlooked the windows to see a weird red-purple glowing ball hit the ground. Then I saw people panicking outside, and then it started eating buildings and everything at a rapid pace. I was the only one at the party who could outrun the expanding area of the bomb, so everyone else there died. I lost my family and my girlfriend. I was now entirely alone as I hastily climbed the crumbling facade of a high-rise apartment complex to avoid the bomb. Then I woke up.

When I fell asleep again I was in a bed in someone's house in the forest. There were a couple of teenage boys there and an elderly man who I think was the father of one of them. We had to escape again as the bomb area got closer, and it had also started affecting the atmosphere and gravity of the planet, so the gravitational pull was less and the air was harder to breathe making us tired faster. We found an abandoned train that could take us to a city that had an airport, but once we got on the train it had become the refuge of a group of old ladies. We had to act carefully now, but unfortunately we had no time, and after the first turn the train narrowly escaped the bomb effect but a nearby metal rod from a building front killed the train driver so I had to jump in and drive it instead.

Due to the lowered gravity the train could now "skip" across tracks so I let it do that to avoid making turns that would put it back into the bomb area. Unfortunately as the bomb area expanded it consumed more faster and thus it grew faster.

When we got to the city it was already nearly abandoned but a few "scavengers" remained like two arabic-looking men. When they saw the train they jumped on with all their belongings, but I told them to drop that and help get the train flying off the rails so we could clear the river and land on the airport on the other side. They refused at first but then I told them that it was nice that I could rely on them and they softened up and helped out.

As soon as we got the ramp ready the bomb area had got so close that the back cars of the train were engulfed, but we narrowly made the jump. The airport was already destroyed by incoming crashed airplanes and other wreckage, so we were stuck.

I saw it was in the middle of where two bomb areas would intersect. When they started intersecting, their effects got nullified, and it became a safe area. Since gravity was so low now I managed to jump inside the area with a few of the teenage boys who had helped out. We stood there as we watched above us the bombs fiercely cancel out each others above and around. Then woke I up.
170 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-25 16:16
Dreamed I was trying to back a big fucking SUV into a garage and doing a horrible job of it, like only remembering that brakes existed by the time I was halfway across the street and into the neighbor's yard in the wrong direction.
171 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-27 13:13
I forgot almost all of my dreams upon waking this morning. An hour later, I had a distinct memory that in last night's dream I tried and succeeded in sucking my own dick, but chickened out after licking the head because someone called me gay.
172 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-01 12:26
Dreamed I was playing a Jazz Jackrabbit game where there was an instruction clip telling you how to play with a character showing Jazz a carrot and saying "YOU EAT THESE!" in an overexaggerated Ren & Stimpy like fashion.
173 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-01 14:52
My friends and a bunch of people from my universitg were at some sort of winter resort for our new year’s celebration. I played this weird game that was like a mix of hockey and socker, played on this snow-covered hill with a goal on the top and another at the bottom. Shortly after starting I quit the game and hung out on the sideline with an unknown person that I assumed was my friend, and looked a little like a young Danny Trejo. As we talked and watched the game Nailah Blackman came over and asked me if I wanted a blowjob, but I declined since this was a time to be with friends.

Suddenly there were a ton of fire trucks and police cars outside the building we were in. Someone said “it was probably another suicide.” My unnamed friend who had now turned into Jon Jafari whispered to me that it was probably “the guy.” This information provided a complete tonal shift—the two of us put our jackets on, stowed guns in the inside pockets and started trying to get out of this hotel resort in order to find and kill this “guy,” I guess before he caused more chaos. We wanted to stop by our room but the elevator wasn’t working, so we just started toward the exit. We were passing by some hotel staff and getting our guns back out when I woke up.
174 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-12 14:06
The I dreamtinatinengenested that I played a game that ripped off the 2 of Quake by having a similar Stroggy gameworld and huge, brutal mutant enemies. One beast looked like a bigtoe head (without the nail) with a short-haired walrus body that lunged across the ground to get to you. It was rusty red and had no eyes, only a large mouth with lots of shark teeth. It was about two meters tall and three meters long.

It blocked a path between heaps of garbage that were caked in dried mud and sand in a defunct concrete processing plant. As the lone surviving space marine I had to fight it, but since I used noclip and notarget I flew right past it until I got to the ladder up to the machinery I was supposed to approach him from, and then I realised I had been here before in a previous dream where a very improvised Stroggification plant was set up to turn me into a Strogg. This was a long time after that and the structure barely stood upright with most parts rusted away and halfways sticking up through the sand. As I explored I got called back to real-life again as a young boy on a spaceship that was on its way to a far away space colony.

The colony was on a tiny terraformed planet somewhere far away from the sun because it was very dimly lit and had long nights. It wasn't specifically cold but at night you had to wear a jacket outside the artificially warmed housing areas.

The structures were built in a combination of old red Norwegian cottages and extremely high tech fusion materials that were mostly visible on the inside. The largest house, which was a guesthouse that I stayed at, had visible signs of being abandoned or neglected for a long while as on the upper floor along the bedroom-side corridor under the slanted roof a hole was patched and underneath a bit of weird dry moss was growing in the white sci-fi material wall.

My bedroom was a large one on the outside of the upper floor that had to be entered through a large door at the end of the aforementioned corridor. It was surrounded by an outside balcony with walls that looked like they were made of wood. I shared this room with a co-worker at my non-dream job, and we commented on the view, as we had a nice view of all the surrounding houses except for behind where the large roof of the guesthouse obscured it. I said in the dream jokingly that this looked like it was filmed in Norway before I went to bed.

At night I went down to the lower floor to find the toilet, but instead I got this feeling that something was extremely wrong and that we had overlooked something when we decided to terraform colonise that planet. The lights around the rooms on the ground floor were all dimly lit as if the electricity was ending. I found no one else but me in the building so I rushed outside to get to someone else. In the dark I saw a few creatures resembling the rats in Bone scurrying around outside the houses as I crossed a path to get to the nearest house with people.

The reason no one was around was that the adults were having a party at someone's house and they were all drunk on wine. I tried to talk to one of them, a middle-aged woman, that something bad is going to happen but she just laughed and drank more. I looked around outside, and decided to sit and wait in a bedroom. As the sun rose I saw in the horizon something resembling the Stroggification structure I had seen in the previous dream. I tried to talk some sense into the adults but they were all too wasted by this point. From the distance om top of a hill a little up the road from the house, I could see a very mangled man with machine parts instead of arms try to make it towards us, and up I woke.
175 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-13 02:20
Dossiers and intrigue.
176 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-15 12:37
I was walking home from somewhere with my cat and birds kept dying and falling out of the sky near where we were walking. My cat kept picking them up and setting them back down. If I remember right the birds were all black, maybe they were crows or something. I was worried one might die and fall on my head, but I made it inside safely. Google says that this might be a sign of some sort of change coming up in my life, I'll keep my eyes peeled.
177 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-19 12:52
I was part of some sort of military detatchment who was staying in a hotel for some reason. All of my friends were in it too, and unfortunately my ex was as well. For some reason my ex followed me back to my room and tried sleeping in my best friend's bed, it was very uncomfortable and I told her to leave quickly.

Things got more stressful after "waking up" the next day. We were being called to mobilize but in the rush, I forgot literally all of my shit. Me and a few others had to call one of the officers on command to let him know what was going on, and try to break back into the hotel to find our uniforms. We had to explore the hotel to find an alternate way back up to the top floor, and in our search we ended up running into this theater where several of the army's commanders were practicing poetry for some reason. The officer I'd been on the phone with during this time was also there, still on the phone with me. My friend and I finally made it back upstairs to our rooms, but as I looked around I realized that I didn't even have my uniform in there, just a multi-colored camouflage painter's outfit that one of the commanders in the theater had left behind. My searching was getting more frantic and the whole unit was probably going to leave soon, and realizing how stressful things were getting for no reason I decided to ragequit the dream and just wake up.
178 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 10:51
Little sister had a 16yo friend who was incredibly horny for me.
179 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-30 13:51
I was in my apartment and I had to get changed in my roommate's room for some reason, but forgot my underwear in my room. When I opened the door he was there and say the full force of my penis, and I covered myself in shame and sprinted across to my room. I woke up thinking this event really happened for a solid few minutes.
180 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-03 11:21
I had another dream where I was driving and the brakes did not work and I got killed in an accident.
Who makes all these dream cars and can I sue them?
181 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-04 12:28
Get your dream-brakes checked before you kill an innocent dream-person. Dream-persons are not very intelligent so you have to be careful on the roads.
182 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-10 12:33
I haven't touched my dick for a while so I am getting the lewd dreams again, mane:

I dreamtinateningenstedenesteneded that I was somewhere a young woman was doing dance lessons to become a balleriner. She had to get a full body shave to fit into the clothing she was supposed to wear, and a special treatment of her nails so they looked sparkly and colourful. I got to observe her sitting naked in the bathroom while a middle aged woman intensely prepared her toenails with some deep red colourings. I could not stop staring right at her bald pussy.

Later she went on her dance show and I awaited in the backroom. After the show she changed to more comfortable clothing like baggy, loose clothing with nothing under. She sat down next to me and I immediately started fingering her ass and pussy. I did this until I woke up.
183 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-19 20:31
It was a continuation dream of the events that transpired last night. To recap, I watched The Bachelor with dog girl and a few of her friends. But in the dream, instead of going home we got in one of those buses that old people use and we went on a joyride. One of her friends drove and we did backflips off of a fence that had weird physics properties. I was pretty scared for our safety, but she was a solid driver and it ended up being fun.
184 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 11:28
The moment I feared! My hard-nippled girl friend infiltrated my dreams again, and we did the entire fuck. It was intimate and lighthearted, it felt like the most realistic representation of what would go down if we actually made the sex. I woke up with a level 85 morning wood.
185 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 16:13
I accidentally gave my friend's computer a virus by watching Drumline on DVD with it. Shortly after, I was on my laptop with my girlfriend, but some side effect of the virus made her switch brains with my best friend. He was still in the body of my girlfriend though, and it was already time for fuck, so I ended up kissing her/him until I woke up.
186 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-24 13:57
I was at work and realized that I could not feel pain normally and it was a dream but I was quite impressed at how detailed the environment and people were. Then I turned into a magical girl and flew away to search for some dream women to rape.
187 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 16:39
I have a lot of dreams but most of them are too boring to make a post about, but I finally had a good one. In today's dream, I was exploring a cave on behalf of a researcher. There was a new, undiscovered substance that he needed me to collection but there wasn't much information on it. The cave is pitch black, except for my head lamp. After some exploring, I come across the new substance, and it basically looked like purple cotton candy except stretched out as if it were a spider web. The researcher told me over the radio that it was toxic to the touch. So in order to collect it, I start burning the parts that are sticking to the wall to get it to collapse. I finish the task and most of the stuff is in a nice neat pile, waiting for me to vacuum it up.

At this point, I notice an area that doesn't reflect any light - it must have been REALLY deep. It catches my attention, and I look over the cliff edge to see if I can make anything out of the total darkness. A green light appears. Another green light appears right next to it. Another pair of green lights appear elsewhere. Then, red and green pairs of lights all appear rapidly, and I realize too late that they were eyes. I turn tail and run out as fast as I can in the opposite direction of the eyes, which took me deeper into the cave. I run into a trail of really fast maggots running towards those other creatures, I hear what can only be described as a battle, and the maggots return. I resurface, go to my garage (from when I was a kid), and wake up.
188 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 19:50
It took me 244 attempts to make the color purple by smashing a red and a blue lego minifig together
189 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-05 14:40
I was in some weird band that was rehearsing on this huge grassy hill. There was some choreography involved that I didn't know, so I was scrambling around this hill trying to figure out where the other people in my section were going to stand next. At one point I had to climb to the top from the bottom, and it was so steep I almost fell. I started off playing cymbals, but at some point the environment changed into something more akin to a concert hall and I was suddenly trying to play bassoon. I was very, very bad at it, and the conductor let me know. During a break I tried playing some bass with a few others, but the conductor came over and bullied us into not playing anymore. I woke up soon after.

Final verdict is a 7 or 8 out of 10, it was a fun dream with some interesting scene changes. If I read deeper into it it's probably a recap of my most important relationships recently--my girlfriend plays cymbals, my cute girl friend who isn't my girlfriend plays bassoon, and my bro plays bass.
190 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 23:31
I dreamed that I was running away from some police force and I hid myself at the bottom of a lake by tying a large rock to my angle with a rope. When I was about to drown, I realized that I could breathe through my nose somehow.
I don't do anything illegal besides pirating games, but I am sick so I'm sure that part is related.
191 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-30 13:03
I "woke up" in the dream and realized I had missed out on something important. An email in my inbox said we all needed to meet at this certain time, but my clock said several hours after that time. I was freaking out because I was in some foreign area and I didn't know where to even begin telling people why I wasn't there and whatnot. I realized also that it wasn't even my hotel, I was sleeping in some repair shop. I started rummaging through the place and When I found something cool, I shoved it in my backpack. The fridge was fully stocked and I even grabbed some juice bottles out of there. Unfortunately I had a change of heart when I realized that there was probably video surveillance, and put the things that weren't mine back before trying to pack to leave. As I was finding clothes to wear, This answering machine turned on and somehomeless-sounding voice started rambling about how he got a job at the graveyard because he used the yellow pages to contact companies on Facebook for job interviews. When I was finally dressed and ready to go, I stepped out into what looked like a beach climate, and soon after woke up.
192 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-05 14:48
I was utterly tricked by my dream. It was a complete wake-n-fake, I was on campus for university and I had something to do in one of the lecture halls. I went there and the seats were filled with people I know, including this one absolute cunt who has the personality of a fucking 13 year old. My dream brain gave a *very* accurate representation of him, and I decided to leave and find a bathroom to take a shit.

On my quest to the bathroom I kept running uinto people making out in the hallways, sort of strange but I didn't qestion it. I went down a hallway and found the bathroom that would soon ruin my life.

There were a bunch of randoms leaving as I was going in. I went to the handicap stall because I like the exta space, and there were backpacks lying all over the place for some reason. I tried making my toilet paper shield on the seat, and that's where problems started. Something about this fucking seat made it impossible to form the shield, strips of toilet paper kept slipping and falling in the toilet no matter what I did. After 10 minutes of struggle and almost a ful roll of toilet paper, I finally made a passable shield. I remember thinking "I'm definitely stealing some of thier toilet paper rolls for this inconvenience."

Literally as soon as I started to pee I jolted awake and realized I was peeing in real life. I had to hold it in and sprint upstairs to the bathroom to finish my business. I hated that dream, every time I sleep in this specific bed I have terrible dreams and I think it may actually be cursed somehow.
193 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-25 07:38
I got wake n faked so fucking hard it's not even funny. My roommate was a lso missing in the dream, and that continuity tricked me into believing literally everything that was happening to me. My friends and I shot the shit about my roommate, then went to get calzones. Eventually we ended up at some music thing that I was convinced I was part of. In the dream my saxophone friend was dating this fat bitch who everyone hates for being an asshole, which I was confused about but still didn't question it. After rehearsal we had to pack everything up. We kept having to pay for everything too, it was fucking dumb. I should have made it out of this dream right here, because my pianist and I discussed the fact that we were in a dream mid-dream. But instead I kept being stuck in there, and when I "woke up" in the dream I was still not out of that world yet.

We hit the town for lunch and some stupid pauper girl started talking to us like "my mother is ill and I'm feeding the baby,," a bunch of bullshit. It was here that I realized my wallet was missing. A pickpocket was running away in the crowd. I started screaming to apprehend him as I chased, and eventually other people tackled him. But then he said "if you want it, CATCH," and threw my wallet, its contents spilling across the street. People descended on that shit ike vultures, not even my old ID cards were left. The whole dream was real enough that I continued stressing after I finally woke up for real, not relaxing until I realized the storie's general nonsense and found where my wallet currently resided. That fucking sucked, I'm going back to bed.
194 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-01 12:08
I dreamted I watched a new survival-horror TV-series about two young women who went hiking in the mountains. They got to a small village in which they were supposed to find a place they had ordered over the internet to stay at, but it was deserted. Eventually they got to the place but there were no one there. Since the doors were open they just went in and made themselves at home in their room, thinking the owners will come back. One of the girls was a bit buff but the other was a frail blonde without much muscles.

The first night a huge white muscular man dressed in all black comes into the house. He proceeds straight to the girls' room and tries to kill them with his fists. The buff girl manages to put up a fight, but gets thrown down the stairs from the second floor where they are, and is knocked unconscious. The blonde girl escapes to the backyard through the window to hide from the man. As he searches the house for her, it starts raining, and the buff girl sneaks around to get to her so they can escape over the fence. As it starts raining heavier, they notice something odd about the tree, and it's infact partially covered by a huge muscular black man who is entirely naked but painted in camo to look like a tree. He jumps at the girls pounding the blonde girl through the fence, and ending up wrestling on the ground with the buff girl, who at this point gets choked out in the mud.

The blonde girl runs screaming through the narrow village streets but no one is around to listen. She bumps into yet another huge muscular man dressed in all black, this time a hispanic, and he tapes her mouth and swings her head into a pipe until she dies. This part is caught on a security camera I am watching with a friend. We decide to go to check it out. When we arrive at the village it is becoming morning, and we start looking for the missing blonde girl. I get to the place they were supposed to stay, and I see the buff girl hauled away by the white muscular man.

The hispanic muscular man is patrolling the streets, and now he has an AK-47 and a 1911 on him. I get scared because I am unarmed and want to avoid direct conflict with him, so I try to sneak around him. Unfortunately as I sneak up to him, he hears me, but instead of pulling the gun on me as he approaches me, he takes it from the barrel, and proceeds with one arm to hold me up to the wall and use his pistol to punch me in the gut. I can see now that these men are all brainwashed killers who has been at it for weeks and are extremely tired and exhausted. The hispanic man looks like he is barely holding together, but he is still extremely strong and every time he hits me I break a rib. I manage to make him lose balance by kicking against the trees, so he falls over and I wrestle my arm around the trigger and shoot him in the jaw. He suddenly stumbles as if I broke him, and I manage to get the gun out of his hand and fire another shot. Unfortunately he falls on top of me and is really heavy so I have limited room to fire and end up emptying the entire magazine in his lower jaw and throat area. He does not die. I try to call my friend for assistance but he has already ran away into the forest. As the hispanic bleeds out on top of me, trying to gather consciousness again, I fumble until I find his belt knife, and drive it into his side. He makes a weird gurgling grunt and rolls over. I proceed to cut his head of to make sure he is dead. As I look up from the murder I just did I see the white muscular man approaching from a distance, and I wake up.
195 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 14:02
I was having a wonderful evening with dog girl when I got a text that I was needed by my professor at his office. We hadn't eaten dinner yet so we stopped by the local 7/11 to buy something to eat first. I remember she also ended up trying to purchase "Pocahontas II." After some expert haggling we got our food and left. We went over there together to see what was up but appeared that it was something only I could do, so we smooched goodbye, agreed to meet afterward and I went in myself.

The professor needed nothing so I texted my roommate telling him that I'd be home, that I needed the room, etc. etc. He replied saying "sure as long as you're not in there around 11:59," a line that I realize after waking up was my subconscious reminding me about the friend's birthday party that I completely slept through last night. Just as I was going to reconvene with my husky-like lover, I took a wrong turn and ended up in my university concert hall. There was something in progress, and they only unlocked the doors immediately following songs, so I was trapped for some time. It was a terrible concert too, all the percussionists were non-majors who didn't know what they were doing, and everything was very stressful to watch/hear. A friend of mine was in attendance as well, and I told him that my girl was waiting for me and probably leaving by now, so the two of us plotted to escape.

The opportunity came when that faggot GA that I hate appeared on the stage and invited the audience to "engage in discussion" before the next piece. In the confusion of people forming groups, me, my friend and several others made for the door and escaped the hall. The rest of the building was a complete mess though, my dream had expanded it and added multiple floors, and we had no clue how to actually get out the way we came in. We took off different ways and while they seemed to all escape alright, I ended up taking an incredibly long and confusing path through the backstage areas of several other of the building's halls. I finally emerged from a long underground section in a multi-tiered lobby where people seemed to be milling about and leaving, and I made for the doors. On the way this crazy-looking homeless person came in and said gibberish to me, I ignored him and sped off. Behind me his homeless hoe started screeching and he himself said, "EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS RAPE!! YOU WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD BY A RAPE, YOU NIGGER!!!! A RAPE!!!!"

I turned the street corner and started trying to use my phone to contact my lady and also relocate my bike. Unfortunately, I woke up before I could find her again. Overall verdict, the first part of the dream was nice but after that everything got very shitty and unnecessary. It's also annoying that I could tell in hindsight where literally every facet of that faux-nightmare section came from, everything represented real life stressors from the past week or two.
196 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-07 13:19
I was going around the city with my friends and we got to a movie theater that was confusing as fuck. We sat at cubicles with outdated pieces of technology sitting on the top shelves as the movie played from a tiny tube TV in the front of the office(?). Nobody questioned it including myself, as I was fully immersed in dream logic and nothing seemed out of place.

After doing that for a while, we went back to the hotel we were staying at. Here my memory fails me, I remember a subplot about wizard magic and I remember that at some point I took a selfie in mage garb but all the details have escaped me. Finally I got back to my hotel room, where my gf awaited with lewd intent. We started macking but my roommate was there in the background folding sheets and smirking, which made things a little more awkward for me. My girl wasn’t perturbed though, and there would have been incredible dream sex if I hadn’t woken up.
197 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-10 08:49
I was sitting in front of my computer monitor watching Akagi, specifically that episode when Washizu drops the 1-pin tile he needs to complete his hand, then tries to pick it back up from the drawing pile. Only except of Mahjong tiles, there were all sorts of small critters biting at his hand and forcing him to pull back.
198 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 11:53
I was out with my friends when this fat black man whipped into the parking lot in his Mustang. In the passenger seat was a sex doll of his waifu. Through some dream logic I sort of became him, and started driving around as fast as possible for fun. Later that night I had a second dream that I was student teaching with my friend at midnight for some reason. My dog showed up in the parking lot when I showed up at the school, and before I could get to the classroom I had to get her to fetch a Raichu plushie and stow both her and the doll in a different part of the building.
199 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 22:28
I found this weird old abandoned arcade machine out in the boonies. It was some sort of fantasy-themed game and had a bunch of sculpted dragon heads sticking out of the front of the cabinet as well as an evil goblin face. The copyright date was some year in the 70s (1974 I think?) and somehow I also knew that it was a weird homebrew rather than a commercially manufactured game. It still worked and the game was sort of a primitive proto-platformer something like Donkey Kong or the DOS Avoid the Noid game. The colors were a tan/green/pink palette sort of like CGA colors but more muted.
200 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-28 11:16
My friends and I were cramming to find costumes for Halloween. We were also in a gang and also in Croatia. The result was a surprisingly intriguing dream where we performed drive-bys and got into shootouts, planned out meeting spots in the town using code words, and tried to find the Halloween store despite not having any clue how to read the local language. Right before I woke up, me and a qt girl gang member found the store, and we were planning on how to communicate its location safely over radio.
201 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-31 10:39
It was some kind of sci fi setting. My friends and I were supposed to be solving some sort of murder mystery, I think we were PIs or cops. I had a high-tech stun rod, and I quickly put it to terrible use. A very soft girl from my real life was present, so when nobody was looking I stunned her limp and walked to a secluded spot with her to try and get a sex. Unfortunately she started waking up before I could do anything besides some grinding, and I had to sheepishly explain that I accidentally stunned her and was getting her help.

Later in the same dream, I kept entering bathrooms and being met with a weird, rapey aura. On my last visit before waking up, the evil force revealed itself--a Pacific Islander walked up near me at the urinals, grinned and said "wussug," and started pissing fucking everywhere with no sign of stopping. I was reaching for my stun rod when I awoke. 7.5/10 dream overall, great environment and interesting premise, I just wish I could've had some good dream sex.
202 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-06 04:13
I keep having dreams where I have to take an exam and then I wake up and realize I graduated college a long time ago.
203 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-06 07:52
I dreamt that I overslept for a huge race for Project D, and that Ryosuke was blowing up my phone. I panicked when I realized there was no way to make it in time from America, and that I’d fucked our perfect record. During this logistical blowup my ex also texted ne, and my parents judged my life decisions as a downhill racer very harshly. I woke up convinced that the dream was real and that my life had fallen apart in one night. 2/10 dream, highly stressful and the wake up was extremely upsetting to go through. No more Initial D before bed while I’m sickly.
204 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-26 17:40
Somehow I had realized my long-term dream of moving into a very large apartment which had rooms to spare. However, some of the rooms adjoined larger halls that weren't part of my domain, but rather the apartments of other, even posher people. The only way to determine that I had wandered out of my own area was to note whether there were things such as bookshelves, doilies, and fancy (i.e. not Ikea) wooden furniture.

There was also an accordion-style door that straight up lead into someone else's home a significant distance away, and they called the cops on me and attempted to prevent me from leaving. Knocking an obstructing midget aside, I finally discovered the exit and made my hasty retreat to a cityscape of perpetual twilight where my lithe female sidekick awaited, a portable compressor of some kind hooked up to her scooter as a sort of a trailer for me to sit on so she could give me a ride back home. Putting my hands on the scooter for balance I noticed that parts of it would get noticeably hot, as is simply the nature of internal combustion machines.

Having made our ridiculous escape through little winding streets, all alike, she helped me patch up the asphalt rash on my knees and elbows using stickers indicating discount sales in a foreign and obsolete currency.
205 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-02 12:20
I was in a mental facility like the one in Twelve Monkeys, except bigger and out in the open. My narrator voice described a lot of the residents as I passed them, including someone named the Joker who might have been the batman villain or just a random guy. Finally my little tour led me to some guys in wheelchairs playing craps by a hill. I sat down to watch and a beautiful girl walked over to me and sat down.

She asked if I was a new entry here, and what I was dealing with. I forget what I told her but whatever it is, she was going through the same. She said she liked it here though, and that she'd probably be out in 90 days. We were going to keep chatting but my damned alarms woke me up.
206 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-10 08:39
I was part of some hippy collective who wanted to steal shit in NYC. We were staying at a hotel but on the night of the heist, we watched a squad of well-armed guys like us get gunned down in the street by cops. It took a lot of deliberation but we chose to go through with the theft the next day. We got to the bank and tried opening the door, but it immediately triggered an alarm and what followed was one of the most intense and terrifying dream chases ever. It was desperate but we were avoiding capture, until we tried splitting up and heard the cops say "follow those two!" I realized they meant me and my hippy friend, who had gotten shot in the leg at this point. We pulled some insane stunts, I was dodging police cars as they tried to run me over and he was skateboarding down hills for extra speed. I remember saving him from a cop and starting to limp down an alley together, and then I was wake n faked.

Dream 2 had me in bed with the same girl that’s plagued my dreams for the past few years, the star of the hard nipple hug saga. We talked about my dream, cooked dinner togerher, and then had extremely intimate and sensual dream sex that was so lewd I was having trouble thinking straight. I woke up before the sexing concluded, as is usually the case for me in these dreams.

Final verdict on both dreams, 10/10. Incredibly vivid, awesome concepts, and a respectable narrative through-line thanks to that well timed wake n fake. Maybe a chicken parm before bed isn’t as bad of a choice as I’d thought.
207 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-11 17:23
I dreamened that I was in India or some third world country with my parents. The hotel was this large collection of buildings that had their inner walls opened between them to form long hallways, a lobby, and a "grand" staircase spread between haphazardly created hotelrooms. There was orange painted on the stone walls and lots of dust from outside had gathered all over the floors and covered the carpets outside the hotel rooms. The walls around the rooms were all opened with bricks removed, and in the "grand" staircase room the ceiling had a big hole in it in the middle that seemed to have been created to allow in some more natural sunlight. It felt like we were still outside even inside.

The nexte morning after arriving we went around town. There was a crossing under a highway where we stopped. My mother didn't hear us telling her to not cross the road and nearly got mashed by a car. We returned back to the hotel after that.

At the hotel I decided to get a shave of my stubble but the whole area was so run down I reconsidered. After the half-dead brown third worlder in the barber's chair spake to me in broken English, I upwoke.
208 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 11:58
I found myself in a large backyard of an apartment building, where people had gathered to view an apartment that was up for rent. The owners would show it to two attendees at a time according to a lottery selection, and my ticket was up in the first set. Stepping through the door I found myself in a spacious living room with wooden floors and windows on both sides, and looking through a window it turned out that the apartment was actually a very large railcar that was accelerating out of the station.

The owners then proceeded to show me around the apartment, paying particular attention to little alcoves set up for woodwork and sewing, and a third fold-out cubbyhole that was reserved for painting. Further down the back there was an elevated loft for sleeping in and an adjoining second railcar that had raw lumber in it up to about a quarter of the way. Despite the windows being effectively so transparent as to not be there at all, there was very little of the 80 mph wind one would expect, next to noise, and the apartment was all-in-all quite cozy.

I was left wondering why one would have an apartment with an address and a door in an apartment building, that nonetheless was mobile and seemingly on a regular schedule, so that guests could only be invited in at a specific stop and in order to go to work I'd have to step out and re-enter at the same part of the apartment's journey. However, the idea of being able to change cities while retaining digs seemed appealing, if a bit nutty.

There was no sign of the other renter-candidate.
209 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 17:05
I was walking through the supermarket with my father when we came across a huge bin full of stress balls. Instead of being stress balls though, they were just knock off Tenga Eggs that looked like stress balls with a conspicuous hole in them. My dad explained to me what they were and a passerby, a woman with glasses, said "isn't it obvious what they really are" to us.
210 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 19:15
I was going through a ghost town's abandoned houses with someone, and every house we'd go to would have the same layout with approximately the same books on the shelves. Eventually we wound up in a house that contained my old childhood desk's drawers and in those were all the gadgets and paperwork from 2004 that I've subsequently discarded.
211 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-19 18:08
Every time I get my weenie out in a dream, I put it in my mouth and nut instantly
212 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-22 13:20
I dreamt of warezing a FLAC album of some underground pop-techno artist which was encoded as about 40 tracks including all the 3- and 4-second chaff. Its track names were like "Girl", "Prototype", and half the album earlier "Girl 2", and the music mostly consisted of variations of a high-impact bassline with the novelty of a three-boop eightbitism within the main drum sample. The video to "Girl 2" is a hardcore pornographic short film set in the mid-to-late seventies and produced in a wistfully retro nineties style.
213 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 12:12
There was this primitive realm being overrun by monsters, like orcs or something, and a master shaman and an apprentice shaman are going to try to stop the invasion using the power of the god/demon? they worship. But this requires a human sacrifice and they have a bit of a conundrum because the master thinks he should be the one to die because he's old and tired and can pass the crown on as it were, but the apprentice is young and strong and a more potent sacrifice if they give him.
Anyway they make the preparations and are in this big dark cave with one of those platforms of stone overlooking a vast darkness, and the master shaman is at the edge praying to a giant floating phantom head and preparing to sacrifice himself while the apprentice is standing behind him and watching. But the floating head has decided it wants the apprentice as a better sacrifice and is just distracting the master by talking to him while using its magical powers to light the apprentice on fire, and the master only realizes when it's already too late.
214 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 12:00
I dreamt that I was in this hotel in Europe(?). My roommates were these two lesbians that I believe had just finished sexing when I woke into the dream. Ignoring them for the moment, I did my laundry and looked around for my drums, which were somewhere in the hotel.

During my journey I ate dinner with my friends but my father was there, and kept getting angry when we cursed or joked around. Later I encountered a very soft girl who seemed to like me, and we had a good time exploring the hotel together. She famously said at one point, "I don't really care that this is a dream, at least I still met you." Waking up was very bittersweet, as the dream had felt very real and I spent the first waking minute or two looking around for the dream girl's phone number.
215 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-08 14:49
I was out biking with a few of my friends when I realized that there were people walking around wearing my university's old marching band uniforms. This was a bad sign, because it meant that my ex was somewhere nearby. Lo and behold, as soon as I said that out loud she came around the corner with her own gang of cyclists, and they started trying to talk to us. My ex was depicted as having really ratty short hair and strange makeup, and generally she had a strong crackhead aura about her. This was a shock to me, and I was simultaneously concerned and convulsed. When I asked why she looked like that she said "what do you mean? Of course this is what happened!" She kept trying to get me back, so I told my boys to scatter and we biked away as fast as possible. I remember there were other facets to the dream, but I don't remember them as well. If I believed dreams to be prophetic, I'd guess that my ex did some dummy boy fuckshit recently. Otherwise, it's probably just my subconscious telling me it doesn't want her anymore.
216 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-18 12:26
I dreamted that I was sharing a room with the incredibly hot, flat-stomached lass from the other day. She was reading a book before bed and I said "I love that one, can I read too?" She acquiesced and beckoned me over, and I took the liberty of getting into her bed under her covers with her. A very sexy time followed quickly afterward, although in the back of my mind I started wondering if the non-dream version of her actually had a significant other.

After that excellent sexing concluded, I had another dream wherein one of the ensembles I lay for was rehearsing inside a gas station convenience store. We started in a parking lot, and I was holding a bass--perhaps for continuity from the last dream, as that girl plays the bass. Someone told me to throw it on the gravel, though, and I did, and we all left to rehearse. Someone was murdered, but at least we got gyros. Later, someone designed a high-powered pistol that could only shoot one bullet, and they told me that I was tasked with vengeance for the person who died. I was practicing with the pistol when I woke up.
217 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-22 23:00
My dad was wearing a better version of my sweater
218 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-23 14:57
I was in a rehearsal for some large ensemble that was being directed by my favorite director, who I have a bit of a teacher crush on. Suddenly, in the middle of a piece, I had to piss. Dream logic dictated that in order to do this, I had to take my jacket and shirt off, though. The director saw me taking off my shirt and did the same, probably as a way of chastising me for being so scandalous during rehearsal. Her dream tits were very large and enticing, and now I was hardening in addition to needing to piss, so I ran away from rehearsal and found the nearest bathroom. Later in the dream I was in some sort of trailer park with a soft, short haired girl who had a drumset on her trailer's porch. The dream was fun overall, but I woke up with a craving for a soft squish.
219 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-25 12:57
I was at some kind of dock or canal at sunset. It was warm out and the sky was gorgeous, like some Howl's Moving Castle level scenery. There was a marimba there, and I played for a while as I watched the sun sink.

Later, probably after the stress relief tea I drank before bed wore off, I dreamt that I got crammed onto a plane with a few of my friends. When we landed I discovered that my house's basement was overrun with sprickets, so I ran away and we decided to just go back to our apartment on-campus instead. Along the way there we stole a cool-looking sign. When we were in the car and almost to the apartment, though, I looked out the window and saw some policemen breaching a nearby house. When they broke in there was a loud bang, my head felt weird and I heard my friend saying "hurry, get out of the car!"Overall verdict, 8/10. That first chunk of dream was well worth the return of a couple old traumas, and that second dream sequence was still exciting even if it was a little scary.
220 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-08 12:43
The first dream was a bit harder to remember. I know that I had an extending bo staff for some reason. My mother was there with her van, but she started getting sick so I took over driving for her. We went in an elevator for something, maybe at a hospital, but then I had a wake n fake into my next dream.

I was on a trip with a friend that I haven't seen in a long time. We were riding on a large bus across America(?) and we kept ending up in random locations. A strange throughline for the dream was that we kept seeing George Lucas and his wife in little to no clothing. Everything culminated in the bus parking outside some sort of resort. Everyone else got off and went in, but we were still out on the bus waiting for it to go to the next stop. As we waited, we took the bus for a joyride around the parking lot, saw George Lucas in a bathing suit, and eventually my friend ran in and stole ornate glasses of wine for us. We were starting to say gay friendshippy things when I woke up. This dream was a 9/10, it was great to see my buddy again, albeit a little bittersweet.
221 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-12 03:50
First sex dream in a while, and it had to be about a website user who's not just a lesbian but also horribly obese. I was putting a hand down my pants to see if there was an erection down there, but there wasn't, and she was also kinda like "nope" which wasn't surprising at all.
222 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-17 10:18
Just woke up at 1:20 AM from a bizarre dream and I remembered this thread. It's one of those dreams where you just don't want to go back to sleep on account of how freaky it was in case it might start up again or an equally strange dream might commence.

Anyway, the first thing I remember was camping out at the park across the street from my house. Behind the park was another dog park (which in present-day reality has been filled in with houses). There appeared to be a large, glowing summoning circle of some kind, faintly visible in the twilight. Before long, it was deep into the night. I appeared to be sleeping near the sidewalk on the basketball court (not very comfortable) alongside unseen friends (?) but it was too dark to see them. Across the street were great, towering, unfamiliar buildings which were threatening and which I determined to be the source of a demonic invasion. I get up to leave and, suddenly, it is daylight which strikes me very unusual.

I then awake in an unfamiliar bed which for some reason I identity as my sister's room despite bearing no resemblance to it. I have the impression that the "friends" are still there which I cannot see. I leave the room and come upon a flight of stairs which leads to an upper story (I recollect having been told the building was single-level). I am taken aback by how vast this upper story. It is old and dilapidated with many holes in the walls and floor. Almost more like a large attic. It comes to my attention that my grandparents are there (grandfather is deceased and grandmother is nearing death in real life).

I continue to wander until I find myself in what appears to be some kind of factory floor or lumber yard inside the mansion. There entrance the area is locked so I begin to ask workers for the exit. One of the workers leads me to an elevator platform. I am barely able to hold onto it's edge before it begins to raise me high up to the ceiling. My fingers nearly slip and I almost fall to the floor below. Eventually a foreman tells me to wait in a specific area. A large rectangle opens in the ceiling and I realize that I am Gordon Freeman from Half-Life I call out the names of Black-Mesa employees I remember in my dream state: "Alex, Eli!". A pair of unfamiliar scientists descends from ropes but I refuse their assistance thinking something is off. It becomes apparent that they have webbed, alien-like appendages as they ascend through the ceiling. The many workers then surround me also the revealing that they are aliens. They surround me and grasp at me with their many tentacled limbs. I awake.
223 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-17 14:56
I was in some kind of Yu-Gi-Oh crew. The first part of the dream is foggy but I remember us getting into duels in some kind of large building, and we started getting split up as other duels kept starting. Eventually we ended up at a train station, and there was a bit of drama as I wanted to get on and leave the female member of our team behind. I got on the train eventually with a few of our other members, and as it started moving we went through the cabins looking for someone.

The further back we went, the larger the train seemed to get. There was a whole airport-sized section, and this nature reserve area with a big lake. The only way I remembered that we were in a train was the occasional rumbling under our feet. By this point I was with this asian guy and the same girl from the previous confrontation. We wanted to go to the island in the middle of the lake to get a better vantage point to look for whoever we were trying to find, so we found a way around and got to it. Not long after we did, though, a groundskeeper came out with a pack of lions that started mating at the shore of the lake. I remember someone saying "Isn't it beautiful," to which I replied "No, it's kind odd." We managed to dodge the lions by taking turns making a human bridge with a fallen log on the other side of the island. I was stuck crawling over the girl, and I had to lift her off of the log when I had gotten completely across. I was saying out loud something about how she literally weighed nothing when I woke up. This was a pretty fun dream, any dream where I play serious children's card games is okay with me. In hindsight, the girl might have been some weird hybrid of an ex and another female from my recent history.
224 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-27 23:47
I've been playing Breath of the Wild, and I had a very vivid dream where I was Link after the story. Zelda somehow finds a way to revive all the Champions, and they're all back, banquet, hugs, yada yada. Afterwards and everyone is happy, I run off with Mipha (the fish waifu) and the two of us spend some really good quality time romancing, spending a night on the lake, sparring, and fucking like crazy. It ended with the two of us looking up into the stars, cuddling.

Am I a furry now? Best dream I've had in a while, not gonna lie.
225 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-29 15:36
I was stood on the Yokkaichi Asunarou Railway Hachiōji Line, masturbating freely.
226 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-07 14:33
I was driving in my mother's van. There might have been a couple friends in the car or not, it was a little inconsistent. The biggest catch was that the brakes on the vehicle were fucking garbage for some reason, and I was having the hardest time stopping. I accidentally fender bended a car in front of me at an intersection, and quickly turned a different way in order to escape them before they saw my license plate. Doing this took me through a strange exit, and I eventually ended up at an odd gun store.

In the front of the store was a bunch of pistols, rifles and ammunition hanging open on clothes racks. The further back you went, though, the stranger it got. The store also had discount ps2 games, anime DVDs, candy, antique swords, and some other random shit. There were as many children there with their parents as there were actual gun-purchasing adults. I think I ended up buying some pasta and leaving.

Later in dream world, I was back in my apartment, which was now an entire townhouse. I wake n faked beside a beautiful girl with dark curly hair that I believed was my gf through dream logic. When I "woke up" I was very tangled up in her, but I was comfortable and willing to fall back to sleep. She was apparently too warm, however, and she disconnected from me to sleep in the bed of my roommate, who was not present. Bored and now fully dream-awake, I got up and started looking around for something to cook. My spaghetti was missing, and I kept asking my friends about it, to which they replied that "dinner would be ready soon anyway." Waiting for dinner I kept going back to my girl's room, but doing so lead me to the realization that she was in reality a witch. The reason she was still sleeping so long was to stay dormant and gather her strength for the weird ritual she had planned for our dinner. Once I accidentally woke her early and I could see the four elements shifting around where her pupils should have been.

I remember a little bit of the dinner scene, but not a lot. Witches/demons were represented by puppets randomly, but only I seemed to be able to see who they really were. I was trying in vain to warn my friends without upsetting my witch girlfriend when I woke up. I had a good time with this dream, it remained pretty lighthearted overall and there were some interesting setpieces and themes. I'll give it an 8/10.
227 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-08 22:59
I was staying temporarily at some kind of a dormitory with a shared kitchen and rec rooms and so forth, but one-person bedrooms. The other nine people there are attractive young women of various descriptions, sharing a trait of seemingly trying to low-key get in my pants because the world has run out of men or some silly reason like that. Later in the dream I'm alone in someone's bedroom (possibly my own) with one of said young women sitting on the bed; I scoot myself over and go "urf" with effort, and then explain that I'm not talking about "your" F (for respects). She forces a laugh, then unzips my dick.
228 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-11 14:04
I dre3amed that I was sleeping in a bunk bed when a high school band started rehearsing near me. I think my perch was actually in a gym. From my elevated spot, I was seeing some strange things. On top of a podium thing that ws part of their setup, three or four high schoolers were completely naked and fucking each other with abandon. I watched with a bewildered erection until the band finished and left the building.

Later the dream became much more exploratory. I went around the building with my friends from work, and we came to find that besides the gym section there was also a large, fancy hotel attached. Later our own high school band that we taught(? It was unclear) showed up to perform, but we left in case kids started fucking again. At some point we traveled down a large backwoods road for a while. I remember seeing a "ghost" school bus that seemed to hover on the road and later traveled across a river. I think I woke up a little after that strange event.
229 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-17 12:10
I was walking around some weird college campus when a fight broke out. I ran in the middle to stop them and then played counselor for a while. Later I was alonebon a different part of this mystery campus when I was approached by a man. He gave me a very sloppy blowjob, much to my dismay. Afterwards he said "oh yeah, I have AIDS." I woke up confused and distraught.
230 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-20 16:28
A tall figure with a golden mask led me among the dead as through a wedding celebration. I heard many voices, but no lips moved. I strained to breathe, but my chest didn't move. The tall figure spoke with each figure as he passed among them, laughing and joking, as if they were alive, but they made no reply. I tried to cry out, but without breath, my tongue fluttered in vain.
231 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-01 14:14
I was in a strange college that I think was supposed to be Temple University. There were a lot of soft girls in attendance , but I didn't trust my dream logic enough to try anything lewd. I ended up exploring a lot of the dream campus, which led to several very interesting set pieces. One highlight was meeting the cute girl who's not my girlfriend in this huge alien-looking greenhouse to eat lunch and figure out where we were. Later, within the same dream world I believe, I dreamt that an old friend came to my city and we threw a huge party. The drunk and high physics were very realistic, and my dream representations of friends were spot-on. I told them about my strange trip to Temple, then we went out to hit the bars. Along the way even more of my old friends were seen on the streets, as well as a couple old adversaries that me and my friends bullied relentlessly as we passed them. The dream concluded as the sun started to rise, with my city friends saying goodbye to my older friend and all of us planning on leaving the bar. Overall great fun was had in this one, it really felt like a victory lap that put a bookend on yesterday's events nicely.
232 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-21 13:00
There are a lot of events I forget. I remember that at one point, I biked to some building in search of a job or a class. I met a beautiful girl there and we tried to go to WaWa, but then she asked me to go get something from my bike for her. On the way there I was ambushed by a UFO, and there was a long and dramatic scene of me trying to run from it while both the girl and an anime father figure character tried to convince me to let it happen. I was eventually beamed up, and while I was up there they gave me some cash for WaWa. I saw the face of the aliens, and they were cool so we shook hands, and eventually they dropped me off at my location.

The WaWa attendants were fucking assholes and for some reason had a problem with every single order I tried to make. More cute girls and my cute girl from earlier in the dream looked on and made jokes while I argued over what I "really" wanted on my hoagie, and then I woke up. I know there was more to the dream that I've forgotten, but even this little bit was pretty fun to go through.
233 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 11:25
I was on an expedition in some kind of abandoned submarine with an intrepid and cute girl. It was very intense and honestly scary, as to get from one part of the ship to the other took a lot of careful climbing and maneuvering. Eventually, we made it to the command room, and we saw the hatch that we thought was our way out. After risking our necks getting to it we finally bashed it open to reveal that we were in a huge oil drilling facility. When we got to the surface, armed men burst out and surrounded us and there was a really bullshit plot twist. It turned out that we were in Outer Heaven and the ancient sub was picked up by them while we were inside because they wanted to take its nukes.

The dream did a fakeout transition where all of those previous events turned out to be part of a movie or something. I was with my buddies, and we discussed how intense the hatch scene in that film was for a while. Eventually we went to our workplace and things got super surreal. There was this whole alien invasion that Outer Heaven started fighting while we wored, and later I tried to go to the bathroom and had to have a fight to the death with two rapists who were lurking in there. My boss then promptly complained about the corpses in the bathroom, and I think I was in the process of getting laid off when I awoke.
234 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 13:29
My dream was a cyberpunk post-apocalyptic Kowloon-like hi-tech police-corporate-ancap state that was surrounded from the infected, abandoned, and destroyed world by a huge wall like in Ergo Proxy. But it was a cube in a way and almost with no windows. The outer world was dark and brown-sanded desert with constant sandstorms and unhealthy oxygen. I was like a poor kid whose parents just have died from cancer in the sewer areas, and so, I became something of the Mirrors Edge runner but with the objections to steal somebody's stuff or assassinate them. A creepy lady gave me such directions from my pocket radio. I often had to run through narrow uninhabited tunnels, lots of fashion shops, factories, populated streets, military check-up points, and ongoing building areas. Before my dream ended, I was surrounded by loads of robocop-style policemen and huge Titanfall war-robots. They all attacked me, but somehow, I managed to escape, showing off my acrobatic skills and slaughtering tons of enemies as well as just regular civilians.
235 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-23 09:22
I dreamtened that it was 1945 and at the end of WW2 a group of German soldiers who were developing a new super weapon (an energy laser chaingun) took it with them to a beer hall somewhere in Bavaria to hide it from the allies. Below it was a secret command post and paramilitary operation office in which they would use to operate from past the war and hide the weapon.

In the chaotic final days of the Reich, an elderly local man of the town walked past the soldiers and saw the weapon resting on the bench in front of the beer hall. He decided to try to lift it up, but when he does, the weapon splits in half revealing a secret opening and the ground he is standing on slides into the opening and down under the beer hall along with the whole ground floor. He pretends to not know what he has done and proceeds to pick up one of the wine bottles on one of the tables. A young officer rushes at him from behind a glass wall in the back and asks him if he knows what he has done. The old man says he wanted back one of the wine bottles from the party yesterday, and the young officer tells him to leave quickly and forget what he saw.

Fourty years later, in the mid-80s, I am "dating" a very rich young woman that looks like the hologram lady in Bladerunner 2049. We're in Spain or Protugal in a small town, sitting inside a small caféteria. She nags me about her difficult situation with her studies, but I counter-whine about not having money for my scientific projects. She tells me she can help with that, on one condition. She wants to find out something about her family's past involving a temple, and since I am young and has time, she wants to send me to find out what this is. I start to finger her pussy as we talk and it becomes all wet and puffy.

I am in an ancient Greek/Roman temple somewhere on a little island, and there are minotaurs that resemble centaurs chasing after me. They have orange glowing eyes and very strong glowing human arms extending from their upper bodies. One of them catches me running from a gate and pins me to a wall. apparently I manage to talk myself out of it and he tosses me into a chasm. I don't fall that far as right beneath is a throne I fall on. The room is very vast and vertically steep. There is a blue fat Buddha-like boy trying to climb up the steep walls to get to the thone. I can see that below him is an exit to the shore, so I start climbing down. As I do, I accidentally hit him and he falls and breaks into pieces. He is still alive, but curses me for not being able to climb up to reach the throne.

When I get outside I am back in 1945, or the remnants of the secret German paramilitary division is just there, and they start a very Indiana Jones-like chase after me through the island. On one truck they have the secret chaingun, and they use it to fire at me. I don't remember much this part but I somehow manage to escape and get away. I return to the caféteria and to the rich young lady to finger her pussy some more while she is resting on top of her older sister who is over two meters tall and a little paler than her.
236 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 21:40
I went to a movie theater with my friends and a soft girl that I used to bone. We got about halfway through the film before someone yelled, "wait a minute, should we be here with that virus?" and then everyone freaked out and the movie theater had to call an intermission. When we returned, everyone was still there, and I had trouble returning to my original seat. Also at some point a cute girl that my dream had generated switched places with the soft girl from the real world, but I didn't seem to realize that until after I awoke.
237 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-27 12:25
In my first dream, I was riding in the back seat of my sister's car with my my mother. Everything I dislike about my sister was amplified, and she was driving terribly. In an instant, everything started going wrong, and there were a multitude of car crashes around us. She lost a couple wheels in the process. Just when it seemed that we were in the clear, a car smashed into us from my side, and I quickly woke up as flames engulfed the car. IRL I noticed I was very sore in my hip/leg on the side that was hit by the car--I'm unsure if I slept weirdly, if my cat did something as I slept, or if this was some psychological effect caused by the bad yume.

The second dream was much more enjoyable. I was in a big city/college town and many of my friends were there. I met with several of them in my journey around town, and we all caught up and played instruments together. An aggressively cute girl from the real world appeared soon after, and we went out for lunch. Later, I returned to a building that was some cross between my current apartment and an old dorm that I used to live in. My window now had a clear view of all the warm weather merriment happening around campus, and I used my binoculars to ogle soft girls playing sports, picnicking, and doing wheelies on motorcycles for some reason. I was cooking breakfast with a few more friends when I awoke, feeling much more well-rested than before. The first dream scored low but this one was a 10, so I'll average it out and give tonight's dreamscore an 8/10.
238 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-29 14:59
I have had so many dreams about fingering pussy lately I wonder if it is my girlfriend that moves my hand during my sleep or something. Even tonight I dreamt I fingered pussy.
239 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-29 16:12
I have tried a new method of air deprivation which may get you high yesterday evening, and it made me fall on the ground in convulsions, destroy my furniture, and really badly hurt my body in multiple places. I was simply unconscious, and you may say that I was dreaming. It was a pitch black darkness that I saw while being in this state, and as I knocked out my lamp, I woke up in darkness of my room and was scared like hell. I could easily bite my tongue or scratch out my eyes this way -- I'm very very very lucky. Never gonna try such crap again.
240 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-31 12:07
There were a few disconnected dreams that I can remember. In the main one, it was like a weird mix between Gundam and WWII, and I was a mobile suit pilot who also led a small group of infantry. We fought the Axis in a city that looked like a map from Earth Defense Force, and then eventually we came to a ceasefire with our opponents and had peace.

In another dream, I was walking around when a soft girl from my past walked up to me. We started to converse and with zero context she said "Yeah, you're just like fundamentally ugly. Like you're just ugly, and that's okay, but like yeah you're ugly." Unsure how to process this information, I just talked with her a little more and woke up. Maybe that was my subconscious trying to make a point.
241 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-01 06:51
I have some green-coloured PCI soundcard with onboard FM synth and some code to write to its ports..

I dreamed I bought a 2nd, red card, of similar nature and that I had to modify the code to allow simultaneously writing to multiple cards.
242 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 13:01
I woke up too fast and forgot a lot of it, but I distinctly remember one part of the dream. I was in a city and I mugged a man in broad daylight with two accomplices while wearing clown disguises. We got away with it and were soon quickly walking toward the train tracks on the edge of town to dodge the police. I remember voicing disappointment at the fact that we just committed such an involved crime for only 12 dollars, but we were still in good spirits. There was another dream sequence that had something to do with the video games I've been playing recently, but I can't recall most of it.
243 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-15 06:55
After a day of being particularly full of myself and struggling to fall asleep as I looked back on that, I had a pretty humbling dream.
I dreamt that someone had become a famous streamer using my exact name. It was on purpose; he was some eccentric, super-ironic guy who doesn't like my guts, and constantly referenced me, the "real" me.
This resulted in people mistaking me for him, both on purpose and not. Some people would message me saying "that last stream was hilarious!" and others would just fuck with me by saying similar stuff but alluding to the fact that I'm not the streamer guy and they would hate to be in my shoes.

Doesn't sound so bad, I know. But after realizing that I was being a piece of shit to the people around me yesterday, I took it as my brain trying to teach me a lesson.
244 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-16 07:48
I woke into the dream in my apartment in the early morning. I was getting ready for some kind of big trip, I think, and a lot of my roommates and old companions were around. As I shat in the bathroom, a gay guy from my apartment complex walked in. I made a big to-do of screaming and acting surprised when he entered but quickly stopped when he didn't immediately leave. "You don't have to act like that," he said, and I apologized and bullshitted some excuse. Later on in my dream I had the epiphany that this was very indirectly trying to bring my sexuality into question, but at the time I was oblivious. As I continued shitting and washing up more guys walked in and out to casually converse with me, usually people I knew closely. Through talking with these guys in this strangely intimate setting I pieced together that we were going on some plane trip, I believe to the Caribbean. It was very comfy, and I was getting excited at the prospect of sharing a plane with all these good friends.

I went to take a nap as other friends went into the bathroom to wash up. I dream slept and dream woke into the same environment, but all my friends were in the other room or otherwise missing and my father was present, holding a camera. On my laptop was camera footage of me screaming, crying and hitting things. It was somehow live and not at the same time, maybe showing what I looked/felt like under the surface? He told me "son, we need to talk," and started going on a spiel about how the way I was living was wrong and how he had come to change things. I looked over at my closet and saw that he had rearranged my belongings in my closet terribly, obviously stacking things he perceived as a mess in such a way that when I went to fix them, they would all collapse, humiliating me. I took great offense to this, and started arguing with him aggressively and angrily. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" was my opening line, I remember. At some point early on he was trying to wave off my complaints and walk away. I stood up to keep arguing, only to realize that my perspective had shifted and that he was now suddenly much taller than me. Soon he was really looming over me, saying the same things he said when I was a child. Within the dream everything seemed to click for me and I knew in that instant exactly what all the dream was trying to do, and I decided I was sick of its shit. I stood up on the mat I'd been dream sleeping on, and the scale started to shift until I was taller again. "EVERY MAN DESERVES TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN HIS OWN FUCKING HOME," I screamed, pointing at my closet, "AND HIS HOME, HOWEVER SHITTY IT MAY BE, IS HIS HOME, AND HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE IN HIS OWN FUCKING HOME HOW HE SEES FIT!" I went on further but my father, now much shorter than before, wordlessly walked out of my bedroom. I chased after him screaming more of my ideals, but I started waking up. Before I completely exited the dream my IRL self was sleep talking, and I heard myself say "You never did fucking listen, you say what you fucking want and you pretend to, but you never did.."

It all clicked while I was still in the dream, and upon waking up I didn't move for a minute trying to remember everything and let the messages sink in. I felt very emotional in the first few minutes after waking, but once that was internalized and allowed to subside, I just felt a little indignant and pissed. I really confronted deep-seeded traumas and insecurities, embraced my chosen lifestyle and defended my validity as a man after staying up late watching "Is Tails in love with Sonic???" theory videos on youtube. Overall 10/10 dream with a relatively happy ending, and it probably meant a lot for my IRL character development, but I'd be happy if I didn't have one like it again, as it was very emotionally taxing towards the end.
245 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-23 08:39
The I dreamtening that I was playing the role of my younger self for an advertisement set in the 1970s about the KFC (Kentucky Fried Cinema), which is a cinema that only serves KFC and does so at two breaks during the film.

We were a bunch of young bois going to see a movie and were instructed to go and get some KFC at the earliest opportunity, and make a big number out of it so that it would seem genuine and all that. I tried jumping in the staircase on the way up to the KFConcessions stand inside, but due to long lines we had to wait in line from the outside of the building. When it eventually was m turn they only had hotdogs and I was disappointed since I wanted KFC.
246 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-02 08:56
I don't remember much of my dream, just that at one point I was naked, looked down, and saw that half of my stomach was hairy while the other half was smooth. Two halves split perfectly down the middle, basically.

For context, I shaved my whole body yesterday.
247 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 13:26
I was acting in some kind of film. There were a lot of weird supernatural things happening to the globe, and I was helicoptered in to North Korea to meet with Kim Jung whoever the last one was in order to get him to join an alliance to save the world. Immediately upon landing, Kim kissed me full on the mouth and asked me to retire with him. I was playing a suave laid-back spy, and my character laughed it off and suggested that we do it later. Then Hitller was there among Kim's personal staff, and this was apparently a big revelation in the film because I was supposed to go to the basement and contact my superiors about it. In the basement there was some weird cult shit going on in one half, and a large bed in the other. There I ran into a girl who looked a lot like Katsuragi if she was 3D, and we almost immediately started sexing. This was still all within the script, and when the scene ended I got up to head upstairs for the next scene. The Katsuragi look-alike grabbed my arm, though, and pulled me back. She demanded that I fuck her again before we go to the next scene.I needed little convincing, and we soon started fuckening once more, but in the middle of foreplay she unzipped dick and pushed my head down on it. I tried my best to suck female penis but did a subpar job, and woke up before doing much else.
248 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 06:30
I was working in an embassy and we were talking about how to improve political relations with North Korea.
I can't remember what I suggested, but apparently it was such a good idea that they voted to directly involve me with the diplomatic mission, which was to hang out with Kim Yo-jong (Kim Jong-un's sister) who apparently was a chancellor in my dream world.

So I head to the airport to meet up with Yo-jong to fly back with her to North Korea. It's surprisingly devoid of people, and there's NO security around her. When I spot her, I simply wave hello to her, and she says something in Korean which I don't understand.
She then starts walking through the airport, and I just follow behind cluelessly.
Eventually, after a lot of walking, we make it out to the runway. I see a comically big, black plane which looks like it's made out of rubber straight ahead, which I assume is ours, but it takes off as we're about halfway to it. It goes at a speed so fast that it felt like someone hacked my brain and photoshopped an image of that plane in and then just shrunk it. Yo-jong was completely unfazed by this event.

Anyway, just a bit further ahead and to the right is our actual plane. As we're getting there, I end up walking slightly too close to Yo-jung without meaning to, and quickly back off thinking she might take offense or her security (which has to be SOMEWHERE) might view me as a threat.
We board the plane and get our seats; hers is on the left side of the plane, middle seat, and mine is on the same row of course, just to the right of hers. Strangely enough, the plane is packed, even though the airport was empty!
The plane takes off and not much happens for a while until the stewardesses come and give everyone their lunches, which is what they called a full Swedish MRE set. I'm not sure what was supposed to be Swedish about it when it only consisted of a small packet (yes, packet) of salad, 3 different cups of coffee, and some weird deep-fried fish that was more batter than actual fish.

We have our food in quiet, and I'm getting comfy, but adjusting my pillow a lot. Yo-jung says something in Korean which I again don't understand, but I throw a question at her based on her tone: "Do you not like sitting next to me?" and she replies with what sounds like a Japanese expression, which I DO understand. It more or less translates to "There are pros and cons to it" which I just interpreted to mean it's okay overall.
For whatever reason, hearing her say it wasn't straight-up BAD sitting next to me made me really happy in the dream, even though in real life I'd probably just have forced myself to sit dead still so as to not potentially offend her.

That's all I remember. Knowing my dreams, we'd probably end up watching anime and having sex once we arrived in North Korea.
249 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 13:11
Me and a few friends had somehow gotten tied up in local gang violence. I was the only one who had a gun, this pistol with a really large magazine. The dream actually continued continuity from a dream I had many years ago with a similar premise.

After a shootout that led to the death of a cop I thought I was going to get arrested, but it seems like my escape was better than expected. I mourned the cop for a bit but eventually went back to doing gang shit with my friends. Some shootouts and robberies later, I was low on ammo but a friend wanted me on a drug deal he was planning. I took the motorcycle that I now somehow had and drove to my apartment complex, which now had an extra building attached to it. This was where the Greil Mercenaries from that one Fire Emblem game stayed, and just like my dream from middle school, I was a member of their family-esque group. I met with all my favorites and dealt out hugs before finding the leader, who I guess was also my father so maybe my dream avatar was really Ike. After dancing around the real reason I visited I eventually mentioned that I needed to buy some ammunition. Greil was very supportive and went upstairs to dish out some supplies for me. After more merriment I was ready to go shoot more people, but I woke up.
250 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 16:53
Michael J. Fox sits in the back seat of a 1980s era broken-down 202Xiverse futuremobile, ordering street food from the Chinese oba-chan in the driver's seat. He's deliberating what to have. She smiles gently and offers a suggestion in a perfectly understandable English-Cantonese pidgin. "Yeah, I feel like sesame would help me today," he says, which flips a switch in the old woman in the front. Her eyes lose their warmth, yet her expression does not change. He lurches up, scrambling for the door handle, but then notices a gentle girl in the reflection of one of the mirrored fragments decorating the interior around him. "Is that-- is that Hana-chan?" he blurts, almost forgetting his urgency. The old woman's face grows a fraction of concentration. Another reflection. "Natsuki? No way!" A late-20s woman appears to sit next to Hana-chan. They share a sweet aura, a calming blankness. They do not smile. Michael no longer wants to leave. The old woman in the front relaxes and turns forward, the windows darken, and Michael's seat lowers him into the mechanism below. He doesn't care, but it wouldn't matter for long if he did.
251 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 06:43
I dreamt that I got warned and had some of my posts deleted here on SAoVQ for posting too much lewd content.
Really weird metadream.
252 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 12:03
There were other events that I don't remember clearly, but I do remember a wake n fake where I got up and saw that everything had reopened. All of my hottest neighbors had returned, and I saw one of them down in the parking lot who wanted me to come down and help her move back in. I was planning a spree of party visits, all of which involved one lewd reunion or another, and I was just about to get out of bed when I woke up for real.
253 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 14:00
I was sent into the distant future where 99.9% of the human population had been replaced by bioroids or something. They were all carbon copies of real people who had lived in my era, and the world was basically the same except "but they're robots." When I arrived in the future I guess I replaced my own bioroid with my fully human self. After wandering around I met one who knew "me" and caught me up on world events. Apparently the remaining human population was extremely violent and prejudiced against their cyborg-ish fellow man. We talked for a while, bought some pastries, and later on we did some pyro magic together on the lawn of a large company building. Overall a very comfortable dream, I enjoyed exploring the setting with my dream robot friend, 9/10.
254 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 13:06
I was trying to go to the liquor store but my cat needed some exercise, so I decided to take her with me. Dream logic made some pretty interesting things happen with the physics. In order to get her past the cashier, I dressed her in my clothes and a hoodie, and when I did that she was suddenly half my height or more and could walk on her back legs. With this disguise I pretended she was my kid or something, held her front paw and successfully walked to the store and back. Later, I had another "cat" that was literally just a neko girl, and the two of us went to do the same thing. She was very hot and flirted with me the entire time, but the dream logic telling me she was my pet kept me from getting lewd..

A second dream featured Will Smith as a member of a small Navy team that went underground beneath an ice mountain and had to fight what seemed to be a mix between the Covenant and the Combine. I was one of the other team members. Our commanding officer died pretty quickly, and I woke up while the rest of us were piling into a Warthog to try and fight our way to the surface.

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