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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

174 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-12 14:06
The I dreamtinatinengenested that I played a game that ripped off the 2 of Quake by having a similar Stroggy gameworld and huge, brutal mutant enemies. One beast looked like a bigtoe head (without the nail) with a short-haired walrus body that lunged across the ground to get to you. It was rusty red and had no eyes, only a large mouth with lots of shark teeth. It was about two meters tall and three meters long.

It blocked a path between heaps of garbage that were caked in dried mud and sand in a defunct concrete processing plant. As the lone surviving space marine I had to fight it, but since I used noclip and notarget I flew right past it until I got to the ladder up to the machinery I was supposed to approach him from, and then I realised I had been here before in a previous dream where a very improvised Stroggification plant was set up to turn me into a Strogg. This was a long time after that and the structure barely stood upright with most parts rusted away and halfways sticking up through the sand. As I explored I got called back to real-life again as a young boy on a spaceship that was on its way to a far away space colony.

The colony was on a tiny terraformed planet somewhere far away from the sun because it was very dimly lit and had long nights. It wasn't specifically cold but at night you had to wear a jacket outside the artificially warmed housing areas.

The structures were built in a combination of old red Norwegian cottages and extremely high tech fusion materials that were mostly visible on the inside. The largest house, which was a guesthouse that I stayed at, had visible signs of being abandoned or neglected for a long while as on the upper floor along the bedroom-side corridor under the slanted roof a hole was patched and underneath a bit of weird dry moss was growing in the white sci-fi material wall.

My bedroom was a large one on the outside of the upper floor that had to be entered through a large door at the end of the aforementioned corridor. It was surrounded by an outside balcony with walls that looked like they were made of wood. I shared this room with a co-worker at my non-dream job, and we commented on the view, as we had a nice view of all the surrounding houses except for behind where the large roof of the guesthouse obscured it. I said in the dream jokingly that this looked like it was filmed in Norway before I went to bed.

At night I went down to the lower floor to find the toilet, but instead I got this feeling that something was extremely wrong and that we had overlooked something when we decided to terraform colonise that planet. The lights around the rooms on the ground floor were all dimly lit as if the electricity was ending. I found no one else but me in the building so I rushed outside to get to someone else. In the dark I saw a few creatures resembling the rats in Bone scurrying around outside the houses as I crossed a path to get to the nearest house with people.

The reason no one was around was that the adults were having a party at someone's house and they were all drunk on wine. I tried to talk to one of them, a middle-aged woman, that something bad is going to happen but she just laughed and drank more. I looked around outside, and decided to sit and wait in a bedroom. As the sun rose I saw in the horizon something resembling the Stroggification structure I had seen in the previous dream. I tried to talk some sense into the adults but they were all too wasted by this point. From the distance om top of a hill a little up the road from the house, I could see a very mangled man with machine parts instead of arms try to make it towards us, and up I woke.
175 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-13 02:20
Dossiers and intrigue.
176 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-15 12:37
I was walking home from somewhere with my cat and birds kept dying and falling out of the sky near where we were walking. My cat kept picking them up and setting them back down. If I remember right the birds were all black, maybe they were crows or something. I was worried one might die and fall on my head, but I made it inside safely. Google says that this might be a sign of some sort of change coming up in my life, I'll keep my eyes peeled.
177 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-19 12:52
I was part of some sort of military detatchment who was staying in a hotel for some reason. All of my friends were in it too, and unfortunately my ex was as well. For some reason my ex followed me back to my room and tried sleeping in my best friend's bed, it was very uncomfortable and I told her to leave quickly.

Things got more stressful after "waking up" the next day. We were being called to mobilize but in the rush, I forgot literally all of my shit. Me and a few others had to call one of the officers on command to let him know what was going on, and try to break back into the hotel to find our uniforms. We had to explore the hotel to find an alternate way back up to the top floor, and in our search we ended up running into this theater where several of the army's commanders were practicing poetry for some reason. The officer I'd been on the phone with during this time was also there, still on the phone with me. My friend and I finally made it back upstairs to our rooms, but as I looked around I realized that I didn't even have my uniform in there, just a multi-colored camouflage painter's outfit that one of the commanders in the theater had left behind. My searching was getting more frantic and the whole unit was probably going to leave soon, and realizing how stressful things were getting for no reason I decided to ragequit the dream and just wake up.
178 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 10:51
Little sister had a 16yo friend who was incredibly horny for me.
179 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-30 13:51
I was in my apartment and I had to get changed in my roommate's room for some reason, but forgot my underwear in my room. When I opened the door he was there and say the full force of my penis, and I covered myself in shame and sprinted across to my room. I woke up thinking this event really happened for a solid few minutes.
180 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-03 11:21
I had another dream where I was driving and the brakes did not work and I got killed in an accident.
Who makes all these dream cars and can I sue them?
181 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-04 12:28
Get your dream-brakes checked before you kill an innocent dream-person. Dream-persons are not very intelligent so you have to be careful on the roads.
182 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-10 12:33
I haven't touched my dick for a while so I am getting the lewd dreams again, mane:

I dreamtinateningenstedenesteneded that I was somewhere a young woman was doing dance lessons to become a balleriner. She had to get a full body shave to fit into the clothing she was supposed to wear, and a special treatment of her nails so they looked sparkly and colourful. I got to observe her sitting naked in the bathroom while a middle aged woman intensely prepared her toenails with some deep red colourings. I could not stop staring right at her bald pussy.

Later she went on her dance show and I awaited in the backroom. After the show she changed to more comfortable clothing like baggy, loose clothing with nothing under. She sat down next to me and I immediately started fingering her ass and pussy. I did this until I woke up.
183 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-19 20:31
It was a continuation dream of the events that transpired last night. To recap, I watched The Bachelor with dog girl and a few of her friends. But in the dream, instead of going home we got in one of those buses that old people use and we went on a joyride. One of her friends drove and we did backflips off of a fence that had weird physics properties. I was pretty scared for our safety, but she was a solid driver and it ended up being fun.
184 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 11:28
The moment I feared! My hard-nippled girl friend infiltrated my dreams again, and we did the entire fuck. It was intimate and lighthearted, it felt like the most realistic representation of what would go down if we actually made the sex. I woke up with a level 85 morning wood.
185 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 16:13
I accidentally gave my friend's computer a virus by watching Drumline on DVD with it. Shortly after, I was on my laptop with my girlfriend, but some side effect of the virus made her switch brains with my best friend. He was still in the body of my girlfriend though, and it was already time for fuck, so I ended up kissing her/him until I woke up.
186 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-24 13:57
I was at work and realized that I could not feel pain normally and it was a dream but I was quite impressed at how detailed the environment and people were. Then I turned into a magical girl and flew away to search for some dream women to rape.
187 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 16:39
I have a lot of dreams but most of them are too boring to make a post about, but I finally had a good one. In today's dream, I was exploring a cave on behalf of a researcher. There was a new, undiscovered substance that he needed me to collection but there wasn't much information on it. The cave is pitch black, except for my head lamp. After some exploring, I come across the new substance, and it basically looked like purple cotton candy except stretched out as if it were a spider web. The researcher told me over the radio that it was toxic to the touch. So in order to collect it, I start burning the parts that are sticking to the wall to get it to collapse. I finish the task and most of the stuff is in a nice neat pile, waiting for me to vacuum it up.

At this point, I notice an area that doesn't reflect any light - it must have been REALLY deep. It catches my attention, and I look over the cliff edge to see if I can make anything out of the total darkness. A green light appears. Another green light appears right next to it. Another pair of green lights appear elsewhere. Then, red and green pairs of lights all appear rapidly, and I realize too late that they were eyes. I turn tail and run out as fast as I can in the opposite direction of the eyes, which took me deeper into the cave. I run into a trail of really fast maggots running towards those other creatures, I hear what can only be described as a battle, and the maggots return. I resurface, go to my garage (from when I was a kid), and wake up.
188 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 19:50
It took me 244 attempts to make the color purple by smashing a red and a blue lego minifig together
189 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-05 14:40
I was in some weird band that was rehearsing on this huge grassy hill. There was some choreography involved that I didn't know, so I was scrambling around this hill trying to figure out where the other people in my section were going to stand next. At one point I had to climb to the top from the bottom, and it was so steep I almost fell. I started off playing cymbals, but at some point the environment changed into something more akin to a concert hall and I was suddenly trying to play bassoon. I was very, very bad at it, and the conductor let me know. During a break I tried playing some bass with a few others, but the conductor came over and bullied us into not playing anymore. I woke up soon after.

Final verdict is a 7 or 8 out of 10, it was a fun dream with some interesting scene changes. If I read deeper into it it's probably a recap of my most important relationships recently--my girlfriend plays cymbals, my cute girl friend who isn't my girlfriend plays bassoon, and my bro plays bass.
190 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 23:31
I dreamed that I was running away from some police force and I hid myself at the bottom of a lake by tying a large rock to my angle with a rope. When I was about to drown, I realized that I could breathe through my nose somehow.
I don't do anything illegal besides pirating games, but I am sick so I'm sure that part is related.
191 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-30 13:03
I "woke up" in the dream and realized I had missed out on something important. An email in my inbox said we all needed to meet at this certain time, but my clock said several hours after that time. I was freaking out because I was in some foreign area and I didn't know where to even begin telling people why I wasn't there and whatnot. I realized also that it wasn't even my hotel, I was sleeping in some repair shop. I started rummaging through the place and When I found something cool, I shoved it in my backpack. The fridge was fully stocked and I even grabbed some juice bottles out of there. Unfortunately I had a change of heart when I realized that there was probably video surveillance, and put the things that weren't mine back before trying to pack to leave. As I was finding clothes to wear, This answering machine turned on and somehomeless-sounding voice started rambling about how he got a job at the graveyard because he used the yellow pages to contact companies on Facebook for job interviews. When I was finally dressed and ready to go, I stepped out into what looked like a beach climate, and soon after woke up.
192 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-05 14:48
I was utterly tricked by my dream. It was a complete wake-n-fake, I was on campus for university and I had something to do in one of the lecture halls. I went there and the seats were filled with people I know, including this one absolute cunt who has the personality of a fucking 13 year old. My dream brain gave a *very* accurate representation of him, and I decided to leave and find a bathroom to take a shit.

On my quest to the bathroom I kept running uinto people making out in the hallways, sort of strange but I didn't qestion it. I went down a hallway and found the bathroom that would soon ruin my life.

There were a bunch of randoms leaving as I was going in. I went to the handicap stall because I like the exta space, and there were backpacks lying all over the place for some reason. I tried making my toilet paper shield on the seat, and that's where problems started. Something about this fucking seat made it impossible to form the shield, strips of toilet paper kept slipping and falling in the toilet no matter what I did. After 10 minutes of struggle and almost a ful roll of toilet paper, I finally made a passable shield. I remember thinking "I'm definitely stealing some of thier toilet paper rolls for this inconvenience."

Literally as soon as I started to pee I jolted awake and realized I was peeing in real life. I had to hold it in and sprint upstairs to the bathroom to finish my business. I hated that dream, every time I sleep in this specific bed I have terrible dreams and I think it may actually be cursed somehow.
193 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-25 07:38
I got wake n faked so fucking hard it's not even funny. My roommate was a lso missing in the dream, and that continuity tricked me into believing literally everything that was happening to me. My friends and I shot the shit about my roommate, then went to get calzones. Eventually we ended up at some music thing that I was convinced I was part of. In the dream my saxophone friend was dating this fat bitch who everyone hates for being an asshole, which I was confused about but still didn't question it. After rehearsal we had to pack everything up. We kept having to pay for everything too, it was fucking dumb. I should have made it out of this dream right here, because my pianist and I discussed the fact that we were in a dream mid-dream. But instead I kept being stuck in there, and when I "woke up" in the dream I was still not out of that world yet.

We hit the town for lunch and some stupid pauper girl started talking to us like "my mother is ill and I'm feeding the baby,," a bunch of bullshit. It was here that I realized my wallet was missing. A pickpocket was running away in the crowd. I started screaming to apprehend him as I chased, and eventually other people tackled him. But then he said "if you want it, CATCH," and threw my wallet, its contents spilling across the street. People descended on that shit ike vultures, not even my old ID cards were left. The whole dream was real enough that I continued stressing after I finally woke up for real, not relaxing until I realized the storie's general nonsense and found where my wallet currently resided. That fucking sucked, I'm going back to bed.
194 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-01 12:08
I dreamted I watched a new survival-horror TV-series about two young women who went hiking in the mountains. They got to a small village in which they were supposed to find a place they had ordered over the internet to stay at, but it was deserted. Eventually they got to the place but there were no one there. Since the doors were open they just went in and made themselves at home in their room, thinking the owners will come back. One of the girls was a bit buff but the other was a frail blonde without much muscles.

The first night a huge white muscular man dressed in all black comes into the house. He proceeds straight to the girls' room and tries to kill them with his fists. The buff girl manages to put up a fight, but gets thrown down the stairs from the second floor where they are, and is knocked unconscious. The blonde girl escapes to the backyard through the window to hide from the man. As he searches the house for her, it starts raining, and the buff girl sneaks around to get to her so they can escape over the fence. As it starts raining heavier, they notice something odd about the tree, and it's infact partially covered by a huge muscular black man who is entirely naked but painted in camo to look like a tree. He jumps at the girls pounding the blonde girl through the fence, and ending up wrestling on the ground with the buff girl, who at this point gets choked out in the mud.

The blonde girl runs screaming through the narrow village streets but no one is around to listen. She bumps into yet another huge muscular man dressed in all black, this time a hispanic, and he tapes her mouth and swings her head into a pipe until she dies. This part is caught on a security camera I am watching with a friend. We decide to go to check it out. When we arrive at the village it is becoming morning, and we start looking for the missing blonde girl. I get to the place they were supposed to stay, and I see the buff girl hauled away by the white muscular man.

The hispanic muscular man is patrolling the streets, and now he has an AK-47 and a 1911 on him. I get scared because I am unarmed and want to avoid direct conflict with him, so I try to sneak around him. Unfortunately as I sneak up to him, he hears me, but instead of pulling the gun on me as he approaches me, he takes it from the barrel, and proceeds with one arm to hold me up to the wall and use his pistol to punch me in the gut. I can see now that these men are all brainwashed killers who has been at it for weeks and are extremely tired and exhausted. The hispanic man looks like he is barely holding together, but he is still extremely strong and every time he hits me I break a rib. I manage to make him lose balance by kicking against the trees, so he falls over and I wrestle my arm around the trigger and shoot him in the jaw. He suddenly stumbles as if I broke him, and I manage to get the gun out of his hand and fire another shot. Unfortunately he falls on top of me and is really heavy so I have limited room to fire and end up emptying the entire magazine in his lower jaw and throat area. He does not die. I try to call my friend for assistance but he has already ran away into the forest. As the hispanic bleeds out on top of me, trying to gather consciousness again, I fumble until I find his belt knife, and drive it into his side. He makes a weird gurgling grunt and rolls over. I proceed to cut his head of to make sure he is dead. As I look up from the murder I just did I see the white muscular man approaching from a distance, and I wake up.
195 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 14:02
I was having a wonderful evening with dog girl when I got a text that I was needed by my professor at his office. We hadn't eaten dinner yet so we stopped by the local 7/11 to buy something to eat first. I remember she also ended up trying to purchase "Pocahontas II." After some expert haggling we got our food and left. We went over there together to see what was up but appeared that it was something only I could do, so we smooched goodbye, agreed to meet afterward and I went in myself.

The professor needed nothing so I texted my roommate telling him that I'd be home, that I needed the room, etc. etc. He replied saying "sure as long as you're not in there around 11:59," a line that I realize after waking up was my subconscious reminding me about the friend's birthday party that I completely slept through last night. Just as I was going to reconvene with my husky-like lover, I took a wrong turn and ended up in my university concert hall. There was something in progress, and they only unlocked the doors immediately following songs, so I was trapped for some time. It was a terrible concert too, all the percussionists were non-majors who didn't know what they were doing, and everything was very stressful to watch/hear. A friend of mine was in attendance as well, and I told him that my girl was waiting for me and probably leaving by now, so the two of us plotted to escape.

The opportunity came when that faggot GA that I hate appeared on the stage and invited the audience to "engage in discussion" before the next piece. In the confusion of people forming groups, me, my friend and several others made for the door and escaped the hall. The rest of the building was a complete mess though, my dream had expanded it and added multiple floors, and we had no clue how to actually get out the way we came in. We took off different ways and while they seemed to all escape alright, I ended up taking an incredibly long and confusing path through the backstage areas of several other of the building's halls. I finally emerged from a long underground section in a multi-tiered lobby where people seemed to be milling about and leaving, and I made for the doors. On the way this crazy-looking homeless person came in and said gibberish to me, I ignored him and sped off. Behind me his homeless hoe started screeching and he himself said, "EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS RAPE!! YOU WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD BY A RAPE, YOU NIGGER!!!! A RAPE!!!!"

I turned the street corner and started trying to use my phone to contact my lady and also relocate my bike. Unfortunately, I woke up before I could find her again. Overall verdict, the first part of the dream was nice but after that everything got very shitty and unnecessary. It's also annoying that I could tell in hindsight where literally every facet of that faux-nightmare section came from, everything represented real life stressors from the past week or two.
196 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-07 13:19
I was going around the city with my friends and we got to a movie theater that was confusing as fuck. We sat at cubicles with outdated pieces of technology sitting on the top shelves as the movie played from a tiny tube TV in the front of the office(?). Nobody questioned it including myself, as I was fully immersed in dream logic and nothing seemed out of place.

After doing that for a while, we went back to the hotel we were staying at. Here my memory fails me, I remember a subplot about wizard magic and I remember that at some point I took a selfie in mage garb but all the details have escaped me. Finally I got back to my hotel room, where my gf awaited with lewd intent. We started macking but my roommate was there in the background folding sheets and smirking, which made things a little more awkward for me. My girl wasn’t perturbed though, and there would have been incredible dream sex if I hadn’t woken up.
197 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-10 08:49
I was sitting in front of my computer monitor watching Akagi, specifically that episode when Washizu drops the 1-pin tile he needs to complete his hand, then tries to pick it back up from the drawing pile. Only except of Mahjong tiles, there were all sorts of small critters biting at his hand and forcing him to pull back.
198 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 11:53
I was out with my friends when this fat black man whipped into the parking lot in his Mustang. In the passenger seat was a sex doll of his waifu. Through some dream logic I sort of became him, and started driving around as fast as possible for fun. Later that night I had a second dream that I was student teaching with my friend at midnight for some reason. My dog showed up in the parking lot when I showed up at the school, and before I could get to the classroom I had to get her to fetch a Raichu plushie and stow both her and the doll in a different part of the building.
199 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 22:28
I found this weird old abandoned arcade machine out in the boonies. It was some sort of fantasy-themed game and had a bunch of sculpted dragon heads sticking out of the front of the cabinet as well as an evil goblin face. The copyright date was some year in the 70s (1974 I think?) and somehow I also knew that it was a weird homebrew rather than a commercially manufactured game. It still worked and the game was sort of a primitive proto-platformer something like Donkey Kong or the DOS Avoid the Noid game. The colors were a tan/green/pink palette sort of like CGA colors but more muted.
200 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-28 11:16
My friends and I were cramming to find costumes for Halloween. We were also in a gang and also in Croatia. The result was a surprisingly intriguing dream where we performed drive-bys and got into shootouts, planned out meeting spots in the town using code words, and tried to find the Halloween store despite not having any clue how to read the local language. Right before I woke up, me and a qt girl gang member found the store, and we were planning on how to communicate its location safely over radio.
201 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-31 10:39
It was some kind of sci fi setting. My friends and I were supposed to be solving some sort of murder mystery, I think we were PIs or cops. I had a high-tech stun rod, and I quickly put it to terrible use. A very soft girl from my real life was present, so when nobody was looking I stunned her limp and walked to a secluded spot with her to try and get a sex. Unfortunately she started waking up before I could do anything besides some grinding, and I had to sheepishly explain that I accidentally stunned her and was getting her help.

Later in the same dream, I kept entering bathrooms and being met with a weird, rapey aura. On my last visit before waking up, the evil force revealed itself--a Pacific Islander walked up near me at the urinals, grinned and said "wussug," and started pissing fucking everywhere with no sign of stopping. I was reaching for my stun rod when I awoke. 7.5/10 dream overall, great environment and interesting premise, I just wish I could've had some good dream sex.
202 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-06 04:13
I keep having dreams where I have to take an exam and then I wake up and realize I graduated college a long time ago.
203 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-06 07:52
I dreamt that I overslept for a huge race for Project D, and that Ryosuke was blowing up my phone. I panicked when I realized there was no way to make it in time from America, and that I’d fucked our perfect record. During this logistical blowup my ex also texted ne, and my parents judged my life decisions as a downhill racer very harshly. I woke up convinced that the dream was real and that my life had fallen apart in one night. 2/10 dream, highly stressful and the wake up was extremely upsetting to go through. No more Initial D before bed while I’m sickly.
204 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-26 17:40
Somehow I had realized my long-term dream of moving into a very large apartment which had rooms to spare. However, some of the rooms adjoined larger halls that weren't part of my domain, but rather the apartments of other, even posher people. The only way to determine that I had wandered out of my own area was to note whether there were things such as bookshelves, doilies, and fancy (i.e. not Ikea) wooden furniture.

There was also an accordion-style door that straight up lead into someone else's home a significant distance away, and they called the cops on me and attempted to prevent me from leaving. Knocking an obstructing midget aside, I finally discovered the exit and made my hasty retreat to a cityscape of perpetual twilight where my lithe female sidekick awaited, a portable compressor of some kind hooked up to her scooter as a sort of a trailer for me to sit on so she could give me a ride back home. Putting my hands on the scooter for balance I noticed that parts of it would get noticeably hot, as is simply the nature of internal combustion machines.

Having made our ridiculous escape through little winding streets, all alike, she helped me patch up the asphalt rash on my knees and elbows using stickers indicating discount sales in a foreign and obsolete currency.
205 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-02 12:20
I was in a mental facility like the one in Twelve Monkeys, except bigger and out in the open. My narrator voice described a lot of the residents as I passed them, including someone named the Joker who might have been the batman villain or just a random guy. Finally my little tour led me to some guys in wheelchairs playing craps by a hill. I sat down to watch and a beautiful girl walked over to me and sat down.

She asked if I was a new entry here, and what I was dealing with. I forget what I told her but whatever it is, she was going through the same. She said she liked it here though, and that she'd probably be out in 90 days. We were going to keep chatting but my damned alarms woke me up.
206 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-10 08:39
I was part of some hippy collective who wanted to steal shit in NYC. We were staying at a hotel but on the night of the heist, we watched a squad of well-armed guys like us get gunned down in the street by cops. It took a lot of deliberation but we chose to go through with the theft the next day. We got to the bank and tried opening the door, but it immediately triggered an alarm and what followed was one of the most intense and terrifying dream chases ever. It was desperate but we were avoiding capture, until we tried splitting up and heard the cops say "follow those two!" I realized they meant me and my hippy friend, who had gotten shot in the leg at this point. We pulled some insane stunts, I was dodging police cars as they tried to run me over and he was skateboarding down hills for extra speed. I remember saving him from a cop and starting to limp down an alley together, and then I was wake n faked.

Dream 2 had me in bed with the same girl that’s plagued my dreams for the past few years, the star of the hard nipple hug saga. We talked about my dream, cooked dinner togerher, and then had extremely intimate and sensual dream sex that was so lewd I was having trouble thinking straight. I woke up before the sexing concluded, as is usually the case for me in these dreams.

Final verdict on both dreams, 10/10. Incredibly vivid, awesome concepts, and a respectable narrative through-line thanks to that well timed wake n fake. Maybe a chicken parm before bed isn’t as bad of a choice as I’d thought.
207 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-11 17:23
I dreamened that I was in India or some third world country with my parents. The hotel was this large collection of buildings that had their inner walls opened between them to form long hallways, a lobby, and a "grand" staircase spread between haphazardly created hotelrooms. There was orange painted on the stone walls and lots of dust from outside had gathered all over the floors and covered the carpets outside the hotel rooms. The walls around the rooms were all opened with bricks removed, and in the "grand" staircase room the ceiling had a big hole in it in the middle that seemed to have been created to allow in some more natural sunlight. It felt like we were still outside even inside.

The nexte morning after arriving we went around town. There was a crossing under a highway where we stopped. My mother didn't hear us telling her to not cross the road and nearly got mashed by a car. We returned back to the hotel after that.

At the hotel I decided to get a shave of my stubble but the whole area was so run down I reconsidered. After the half-dead brown third worlder in the barber's chair spake to me in broken English, I upwoke.
208 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 11:58
I found myself in a large backyard of an apartment building, where people had gathered to view an apartment that was up for rent. The owners would show it to two attendees at a time according to a lottery selection, and my ticket was up in the first set. Stepping through the door I found myself in a spacious living room with wooden floors and windows on both sides, and looking through a window it turned out that the apartment was actually a very large railcar that was accelerating out of the station.

The owners then proceeded to show me around the apartment, paying particular attention to little alcoves set up for woodwork and sewing, and a third fold-out cubbyhole that was reserved for painting. Further down the back there was an elevated loft for sleeping in and an adjoining second railcar that had raw lumber in it up to about a quarter of the way. Despite the windows being effectively so transparent as to not be there at all, there was very little of the 80 mph wind one would expect, next to noise, and the apartment was all-in-all quite cozy.

I was left wondering why one would have an apartment with an address and a door in an apartment building, that nonetheless was mobile and seemingly on a regular schedule, so that guests could only be invited in at a specific stop and in order to go to work I'd have to step out and re-enter at the same part of the apartment's journey. However, the idea of being able to change cities while retaining digs seemed appealing, if a bit nutty.

There was no sign of the other renter-candidate.
209 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 17:05
I was walking through the supermarket with my father when we came across a huge bin full of stress balls. Instead of being stress balls though, they were just knock off Tenga Eggs that looked like stress balls with a conspicuous hole in them. My dad explained to me what they were and a passerby, a woman with glasses, said "isn't it obvious what they really are" to us.
210 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 19:15
I was going through a ghost town's abandoned houses with someone, and every house we'd go to would have the same layout with approximately the same books on the shelves. Eventually we wound up in a house that contained my old childhood desk's drawers and in those were all the gadgets and paperwork from 2004 that I've subsequently discarded.
211 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-19 18:08
Every time I get my weenie out in a dream, I put it in my mouth and nut instantly
212 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-22 13:20
I dreamt of warezing a FLAC album of some underground pop-techno artist which was encoded as about 40 tracks including all the 3- and 4-second chaff. Its track names were like "Girl", "Prototype", and half the album earlier "Girl 2", and the music mostly consisted of variations of a high-impact bassline with the novelty of a three-boop eightbitism within the main drum sample. The video to "Girl 2" is a hardcore pornographic short film set in the mid-to-late seventies and produced in a wistfully retro nineties style.
213 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 12:12
There was this primitive realm being overrun by monsters, like orcs or something, and a master shaman and an apprentice shaman are going to try to stop the invasion using the power of the god/demon? they worship. But this requires a human sacrifice and they have a bit of a conundrum because the master thinks he should be the one to die because he's old and tired and can pass the crown on as it were, but the apprentice is young and strong and a more potent sacrifice if they give him.
Anyway they make the preparations and are in this big dark cave with one of those platforms of stone overlooking a vast darkness, and the master shaman is at the edge praying to a giant floating phantom head and preparing to sacrifice himself while the apprentice is standing behind him and watching. But the floating head has decided it wants the apprentice as a better sacrifice and is just distracting the master by talking to him while using its magical powers to light the apprentice on fire, and the master only realizes when it's already too late.
214 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 12:00
I dreamt that I was in this hotel in Europe(?). My roommates were these two lesbians that I believe had just finished sexing when I woke into the dream. Ignoring them for the moment, I did my laundry and looked around for my drums, which were somewhere in the hotel.

During my journey I ate dinner with my friends but my father was there, and kept getting angry when we cursed or joked around. Later I encountered a very soft girl who seemed to like me, and we had a good time exploring the hotel together. She famously said at one point, "I don't really care that this is a dream, at least I still met you." Waking up was very bittersweet, as the dream had felt very real and I spent the first waking minute or two looking around for the dream girl's phone number.
215 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-08 14:49
I was out biking with a few of my friends when I realized that there were people walking around wearing my university's old marching band uniforms. This was a bad sign, because it meant that my ex was somewhere nearby. Lo and behold, as soon as I said that out loud she came around the corner with her own gang of cyclists, and they started trying to talk to us. My ex was depicted as having really ratty short hair and strange makeup, and generally she had a strong crackhead aura about her. This was a shock to me, and I was simultaneously concerned and convulsed. When I asked why she looked like that she said "what do you mean? Of course this is what happened!" She kept trying to get me back, so I told my boys to scatter and we biked away as fast as possible. I remember there were other facets to the dream, but I don't remember them as well. If I believed dreams to be prophetic, I'd guess that my ex did some dummy boy fuckshit recently. Otherwise, it's probably just my subconscious telling me it doesn't want her anymore.
216 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-18 12:26
I dreamted that I was sharing a room with the incredibly hot, flat-stomached lass from the other day. She was reading a book before bed and I said "I love that one, can I read too?" She acquiesced and beckoned me over, and I took the liberty of getting into her bed under her covers with her. A very sexy time followed quickly afterward, although in the back of my mind I started wondering if the non-dream version of her actually had a significant other.

After that excellent sexing concluded, I had another dream wherein one of the ensembles I lay for was rehearsing inside a gas station convenience store. We started in a parking lot, and I was holding a bass--perhaps for continuity from the last dream, as that girl plays the bass. Someone told me to throw it on the gravel, though, and I did, and we all left to rehearse. Someone was murdered, but at least we got gyros. Later, someone designed a high-powered pistol that could only shoot one bullet, and they told me that I was tasked with vengeance for the person who died. I was practicing with the pistol when I woke up.
217 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-22 23:00
My dad was wearing a better version of my sweater
218 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-23 14:57
I was in a rehearsal for some large ensemble that was being directed by my favorite director, who I have a bit of a teacher crush on. Suddenly, in the middle of a piece, I had to piss. Dream logic dictated that in order to do this, I had to take my jacket and shirt off, though. The director saw me taking off my shirt and did the same, probably as a way of chastising me for being so scandalous during rehearsal. Her dream tits were very large and enticing, and now I was hardening in addition to needing to piss, so I ran away from rehearsal and found the nearest bathroom. Later in the dream I was in some sort of trailer park with a soft, short haired girl who had a drumset on her trailer's porch. The dream was fun overall, but I woke up with a craving for a soft squish.
219 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-25 12:57
I was at some kind of dock or canal at sunset. It was warm out and the sky was gorgeous, like some Howl's Moving Castle level scenery. There was a marimba there, and I played for a while as I watched the sun sink.

Later, probably after the stress relief tea I drank before bed wore off, I dreamt that I got crammed onto a plane with a few of my friends. When we landed I discovered that my house's basement was overrun with sprickets, so I ran away and we decided to just go back to our apartment on-campus instead. Along the way there we stole a cool-looking sign. When we were in the car and almost to the apartment, though, I looked out the window and saw some policemen breaching a nearby house. When they broke in there was a loud bang, my head felt weird and I heard my friend saying "hurry, get out of the car!"Overall verdict, 8/10. That first chunk of dream was well worth the return of a couple old traumas, and that second dream sequence was still exciting even if it was a little scary.
220 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-08 12:43
The first dream was a bit harder to remember. I know that I had an extending bo staff for some reason. My mother was there with her van, but she started getting sick so I took over driving for her. We went in an elevator for something, maybe at a hospital, but then I had a wake n fake into my next dream.

I was on a trip with a friend that I haven't seen in a long time. We were riding on a large bus across America(?) and we kept ending up in random locations. A strange throughline for the dream was that we kept seeing George Lucas and his wife in little to no clothing. Everything culminated in the bus parking outside some sort of resort. Everyone else got off and went in, but we were still out on the bus waiting for it to go to the next stop. As we waited, we took the bus for a joyride around the parking lot, saw George Lucas in a bathing suit, and eventually my friend ran in and stole ornate glasses of wine for us. We were starting to say gay friendshippy things when I woke up. This dream was a 9/10, it was great to see my buddy again, albeit a little bittersweet.
221 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-12 03:50
First sex dream in a while, and it had to be about a website user who's not just a lesbian but also horribly obese. I was putting a hand down my pants to see if there was an erection down there, but there wasn't, and she was also kinda like "nope" which wasn't surprising at all.
222 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-17 10:18
Just woke up at 1:20 AM from a bizarre dream and I remembered this thread. It's one of those dreams where you just don't want to go back to sleep on account of how freaky it was in case it might start up again or an equally strange dream might commence.

Anyway, the first thing I remember was camping out at the park across the street from my house. Behind the park was another dog park (which in present-day reality has been filled in with houses). There appeared to be a large, glowing summoning circle of some kind, faintly visible in the twilight. Before long, it was deep into the night. I appeared to be sleeping near the sidewalk on the basketball court (not very comfortable) alongside unseen friends (?) but it was too dark to see them. Across the street were great, towering, unfamiliar buildings which were threatening and which I determined to be the source of a demonic invasion. I get up to leave and, suddenly, it is daylight which strikes me very unusual.

I then awake in an unfamiliar bed which for some reason I identity as my sister's room despite bearing no resemblance to it. I have the impression that the "friends" are still there which I cannot see. I leave the room and come upon a flight of stairs which leads to an upper story (I recollect having been told the building was single-level). I am taken aback by how vast this upper story. It is old and dilapidated with many holes in the walls and floor. Almost more like a large attic. It comes to my attention that my grandparents are there (grandfather is deceased and grandmother is nearing death in real life).

I continue to wander until I find myself in what appears to be some kind of factory floor or lumber yard inside the mansion. There entrance the area is locked so I begin to ask workers for the exit. One of the workers leads me to an elevator platform. I am barely able to hold onto it's edge before it begins to raise me high up to the ceiling. My fingers nearly slip and I almost fall to the floor below. Eventually a foreman tells me to wait in a specific area. A large rectangle opens in the ceiling and I realize that I am Gordon Freeman from Half-Life I call out the names of Black-Mesa employees I remember in my dream state: "Alex, Eli!". A pair of unfamiliar scientists descends from ropes but I refuse their assistance thinking something is off. It becomes apparent that they have webbed, alien-like appendages as they ascend through the ceiling. The many workers then surround me also the revealing that they are aliens. They surround me and grasp at me with their many tentacled limbs. I awake.
223 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-17 14:56
I was in some kind of Yu-Gi-Oh crew. The first part of the dream is foggy but I remember us getting into duels in some kind of large building, and we started getting split up as other duels kept starting. Eventually we ended up at a train station, and there was a bit of drama as I wanted to get on and leave the female member of our team behind. I got on the train eventually with a few of our other members, and as it started moving we went through the cabins looking for someone.

The further back we went, the larger the train seemed to get. There was a whole airport-sized section, and this nature reserve area with a big lake. The only way I remembered that we were in a train was the occasional rumbling under our feet. By this point I was with this asian guy and the same girl from the previous confrontation. We wanted to go to the island in the middle of the lake to get a better vantage point to look for whoever we were trying to find, so we found a way around and got to it. Not long after we did, though, a groundskeeper came out with a pack of lions that started mating at the shore of the lake. I remember someone saying "Isn't it beautiful," to which I replied "No, it's kind odd." We managed to dodge the lions by taking turns making a human bridge with a fallen log on the other side of the island. I was stuck crawling over the girl, and I had to lift her off of the log when I had gotten completely across. I was saying out loud something about how she literally weighed nothing when I woke up. This was a pretty fun dream, any dream where I play serious children's card games is okay with me. In hindsight, the girl might have been some weird hybrid of an ex and another female from my recent history.

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