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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part 23+1]

40 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 17:53
Beer
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 23:34
I want a cute 2d girl to drain my balls and call me her older brother
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 23:35
>>41
Wrong thread.
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 23:36
>>42
No, no it isn't.
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 00:09
>>43
Yes it is.
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 07:13
NEW DAY NEW BUMP

>>44
No it isn't, and I still want a cute 2d girl to drain my balls and call me her older brother.
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 08:57
What do the Isotope and Noko buttons do in the Option menu?
47 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 11:42
Jews did 9/11.
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 12:27
Fartazoid was here
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:00
VIPPER did 9/11.
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:01
VIPPER did Jewess.
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:43
I see the number 666 all over. I've looked out for this for the past 11 years now. First one 6 appears, then quickly two others in places that usually holds numbers like a clock, score, numberplate, K/A/D, etc.

It's like someone, or something, wants to tell me something.
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:45
>>51
God is telling you to form a death metal band.
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:53
It's me, VIPSTIN! It was me all along!

You all bought it. Even the JEWS! Even GEORGE BUSH bought it!
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 00:03
My room smells heavily of farts.
55 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 00:08
I cannot shave against the grain.
56 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 01:38
>>55I
I shave with the grain, then rinse, then relather, and then against it.
57 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 03:38
Soften the hair with a face towel soaked in hot water for at least ten minutes prior to shaving. This makes the hair softer and encourages a rounder cut and as well as making it less likely to create ingrown hairs. Don't use shave cream from a can or that gel shit. They have a lot of alcohol and other shit that robs the hair of it's moisture and makes it brittle and increases the chances of the cut being jagged. First sweep go with the grain, second go against. Aftershave is a joke. It doesn't prevent infections or razor burn and just dries your skin out. Some nice cream based moisturiser will ensure strong happy skin and less break outs.

I still want a cute 2d girl to drain my balls and call me big brother.
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 05:37
I'll call you big brother VIPPER-kun <3
59 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 05:52
I like to take a pair of scissors into the shower for fuller beards, or just the razor if I'm shaving regularly. I take them into the shower, and do it in there. I don't need cream or anything like that and it simply required cleaning the drain out every 2 years or so.
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 11:27
Eating the boogers.
61 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 14:29
I just use an electric razor.
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 18:13
I can't control IT.
63 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 18:59
That moment when Jacksepticeye makes a wisecrack about a game giving him an erection, and for once you *really* think about it and are acutely aware of the fact that he has a penis and you're imagining it right now
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 19:51
I kissed two different people today an neither of them were my mom.
65 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 19:56
>>64
Your dad, your teacher.
66 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 12:35
What do the Kha'ak want?
67 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 13:15
>>65
That's pretty rude. You have no way to know whether >>64 is home-schooled or not.
68 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 15:14
Somehow, everybody on programming BBSes is an arrogant cunt. I don't get it.
69 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 19:39
>>68
Somehow, every programmer is an arrogant cunt.
FTFY
70 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 20:04
>>69
A little extreme. IT supportists, sure, but all programmers?
71 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 23:14
>>70
Can you give a counter-example?
72 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 23:36
I'm not >>70, but I can vouch for my old coworker who was super cool and down to earth despite being a programmer (and a bloody good one, too).
73 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 00:55
SQUEAKY FARTS.
74 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 01:38
75 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 07:36
Man, forget goin' to the club to meet somethin' new
When I want somethin' new, I get me a basket, and I go walk around Walmart
All the women be at Walmart
76 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 10:26
>>74
world wide web consortium
77 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 12:02
THE REPLIENING
78 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 12:02
squeek
79 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 23:02
びゃあ゛ぁ゛゛ぁうまひぃ゛ぃぃ゛
80 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 01:31
BITCHTITS NIGGA NIGGA AAAAYYAAAYYAAAAAAHHH
81 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 03:17
It's been 8 years VIPPING here already for me.

Will I VIP another 8?
82 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 04:39
>>81
VIP4life
83 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 05:44
I have to finish that presentation by 2:00 tomorrow, but it doesn't have to be very long.
84 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 07:38
Where am I going.
85 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 07:47
I am the furthest along VIPPER
86 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 07:54
Technically it's a new day already
87 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 08:54
Finally got an album i had been working on done; now I should probably go to bed and wait for a phone call to see if I'm needed at work this week.
88 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 11:06
INHERENTLY LUDE
89 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 20:26
I want to learn how to drive.
90 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 21:27
Bumping just to comment on >>86's technicality
91 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 23:18
I can't stop buying shitty Japanese laptop computers.
92 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 23:25
Work didn't call so I get to relax and be lazy this entire week.
93 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 01:32
Six days until meat.
94 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 02:50
NEINTEEFOR
95 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 12:23
I hereby dub thee Zoosmell Pooplord
96 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 19:19
EASTER VIPPENYAN~
97 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 22:47
Full of deep resentment towards anyone who's got a paying job
98 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 02:25
>>97
embrace the NEET lifestyle
99 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 03:40
>>98
Embrace the DUBS lifestyle
100 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 06:49
Neetdub
101 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 12:38
Today's poop report: a bunch of small, hard-ish balls. I feel like a goddamn rabbit.
102 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 12:42
>>101
It's easter and you are the bunny.
103 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 15:00
Hunting for eggs in >>101's nether regions
104 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 19:16
In just a few days, the keister bunny will stuff a chocolate egg up your ass. Be Prepared
105 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-24 01:26
Gravol helps with the RLS.
106 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-24 07:08
I really want a granite countertop. Our current one is filthy.
107 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-24 11:52
Chinglish
108 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-24 11:56
LAVV AN AFFEKSHON
109 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-24 18:51
I just nuked a netbook that hasn't been touched since I went to college. Felt a bit funny going through the files on it, and even just using it at all.
110 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-24 21:00
My Lectrofan arrived today. If you're like me and use a fan to help you sleep, you need this device!
111 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-25 17:23
I don't need a fan to help me sleep. I need a fan to ensure no koreans sleep in my room.
112 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-25 17:42
I already have a fan. He's annoying though, with his bright yellow hair and constantly gawking at my fighting prowess.
113 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-25 18:08
I did not sleep well.
114 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-25 20:37
There's a frog on the coin slot!!

I can't insert the coin like that!!
115 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-26 07:10
🔰🔫🔭📒📓📗📕📘📙📚📔📰📖📜📦📮✉💾🎸📻🐕🐶☕🍎🍏🌲🌻❄⛄🚂🚃🚲💮🔒🔑🔖 Signal has a bunch of emoji I did not know about. These are my favorite.
116 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-26 08:37
I jammed it in a frog's slot!!

I can't worship a goddess like that!!
117 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-26 11:09
smegma on your frog
118 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-26 14:57
Please check the pancakes.
119 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-26 15:07
homo sex is gay
120 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-26 19:17
I've been here all day but not bumped ITT. orz
121 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-26 21:22
>>115
I should post 🔰 on idlechan, that ones neat.
These black and white emoji/dingbats actually range from alright to nice. The colorful smiley ones are disgusting garbage though. Ive always hated stuff like that, when it was just specific to forum software and now.
122 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-27 03:08
I had my first threeway the other day with a guy that looked like a yaoi character. Score!
123 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-27 07:14
Rain, rain, go away
I want to play disc golf today
124 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-27 17:49
Today's poop report: rabbity balls again for Easter. Curse you, VIPPER who said that.
125 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-27 19:43
Easter for the Orthodox Christians is on May 1st this year. I am looking forward to staying up all night and playing with candles then.
126 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-27 21:25
>>122

Were you on the giving or receiving end of sex with this man or did you just do boring spitroasting and dp/di things?
127 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-27 23:04
Taking a big dump down your designated memory lane
128 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-28 01:52
>>126
It was a three way with two other men. It involved mostly 69ing between three people and I got to fuck the hot asian guy while the other guy watched. I made him cum so hard and then he made sure I came. It was a beautiful experience.
129 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-28 05:14
I am on vacation in New York today. It is quite nice.
130 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-28 07:54
I live in British Columbia.
131 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-28 12:41
Remove kebab
132 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-28 15:52
Well, whatever keeps your boat afloat
133 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-28 21:16
>>128
Funny; I also regard my first gay experience with an Asian man as a beautiful experience.
134 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 01:15
I had my first three-way about three months ago. It was alright.
135 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 01:49
But was it the KING GAY EXPERIENCE?
136 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 04:39
>>133
That particular encounter was hardly my first experience with an Asian man. My first time was with a Thai gentleman, then a Chinese gentleman, and finally the Japanese gentleman with whom I shared a beautiful experience. I do not beleive it was the KING GAY EXPERIENCE, rather it was∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ta∵∴∵∴n∵∴a∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴i∵∴∵∴n∵∴∵∴∵n∴∵∴

don't think ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴j∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴u∵∴∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴t∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴f∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴e∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴e∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴l∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴tanasinn
137 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 11:07
Sure is homo in here
138 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 12:17
homo sex is gay
139 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 16:24
I didn't think I was a suspicious looking person but I guess I am.
140 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 16:40
that girl in my class is really cute, but then she tries to act ditzy and I'm just like ehhhh

like I can tell she's pretending to be dumb

stop

stoppppp
141 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 17:37
Esperanto estas facila lerni.
142 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 18:14
Pooping as I type this.
143 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-29 19:13
Just got home from a week without the internets. :3c
144 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-30 12:34
AFRICAN

HERBSNYAN
145 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-30 20:18
>>143
We'll met VIPPER, we've missed you
146 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-31 00:02
Top Shop is a wonderful PS1 game.
147 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-31 01:44
Posting as I type this
148 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-31 10:30
Permanyanpasu.
149 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-31 12:15
horse boner
150 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-31 13:30
Jews did 9/11
151 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-31 16:47
The spirits are talking in the language of the toothless
152 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-01 12:35
SIMMER DOWN
153 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-01 13:03
cook that chicken
154 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-01 14:41
I managed to find the legendary Tsundere Cookies of VIP Legends. When you eat a cookie, there is a 5/6 chance that the cookie will be incredibly spicy (milk is highly recommended). This seems to be a pretty good way to package the excess cookies from their russian roulette brand.
155 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-01 16:54
Fug yes, this is best textboard.
156 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-01 17:05
holy SHITTTTTTTT

fuck man
157 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-01 18:03
:^
158 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 08:18
up too fcukin early
159 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 08:38
Did any of you get fooled yesterday?
160 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 08:55
>>159
Yes. I expected any tech company to put out something fun.
161 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 12:40
How could I be so wrong,
To think that we could get along.
162 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 12:59
Everything will be fire
163 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 17:17
Vomiting really is the cure to all that ails you. I cannot count the times that I've felt better immediately after vomiting.
164 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 19:39
>>163
You only feel better because whatever made you feel not good is gone.
165 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-02 19:46
>>163
I have the feeling that's an endorphine-esque "reward" because vomiting is necessary but slightly traumatic.
Whenever I'm ill, I feel better for about 5 minutes after being sick, then feel like shit again.
166 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 08:18
I don't like when your stomach is already empty but you cannot stop vomiting still.
167 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 08:22
168 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 09:32
Reminder that the jews performed nine-eleven.
169 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 10:50
Vomiting is similar to the relief felt when urinating or taking a shit. It can, with ample enough practice, be practiced to exhume the bowels in one foul swoop.

I once had a friend who went out with us, got drunk, and immediately got high on weed when we got back. We'd just gone to the ball part, so he had eaten enough hot dogs to fill him up. The material was dried, and when he was dry heaving in the side-yard all that came out was screams. Then, eventually, he learned to projective vomit to the best ability I believe has ever been witnessed; the sheer volume regurgitated in an amount of time so little I think is an amazing site for sure
170 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 12:34
Needs a bit of nyanpasu here as well.
171 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 14:15
Illusio-pit? More like Illusio-shit.
172 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 18:18
I am learning Haskell.
I can't tell if it's VIP quality or not yet. Will report back.
173 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 19:09
I vomited six times yesterday.
174 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 20:19
I only vomit at the designated vomitorium, because decor is so important at a Roman orgy.
175 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 22:39
Hello! I found another "SAoVQ save game" on a different laptop's browser cache. Sadly there were no threads captured in full, but, here's another glimpse of olden (and some different tablecats as well): https://a.pomf.cat/xyusyx.7z
176 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 22:53
>>174
Vomitorium means exit, not place to barf.
177 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-03 23:27
It's too bad the CYOA thread will never be unearthed.
178 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 01:30
>>175
Neatorini.
179 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 02:03
Loli clit
180 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 02:11
>>179
The best thing there is.
181 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 02:54
>>175

Put this in the archival thread.
182 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 05:38
It's been almost five months since I've been here. Well, it was nice checking in on you guys. Keep having fun!
183 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 05:42
This is the second time I've been here today nida~
184 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 07:30
Its been about half a month for me, happy to see you're all doing okay
185 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 07:48
..................∧_∧

     ( ´_ゝ`) < Hello my fellow VIPPERS. Anything illegal going on here? Nothing suspicious about me. Just riding information superhighway!
    /   \
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  __(__ニつ/  FBI /
      \/____/

186 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 10:16
>>177
I'm sure some VIPPER has memorized the thread and can reproduce it for us in its entirety.
187 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 12:28
>>185
Keep this to yourself:
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188 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 15:46
OMG ILLEGAL NUMBARZ
189 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-04 17:46
Personalized license plate: VIPPER
190 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-05 01:24
8chan is down currently, please remain calm.
191 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-05 13:22
>>189
Only daddycool is entitled to such a license plate of majesty.
192 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-05 14:13
POSTING FROM JAPAN
193 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-05 15:09
>>190
Firetires has fixed 8chan, you may now resume your scheduled sperging.
194 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-05 17:39
POSTING FROM CANANADADA
195 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-05 19:18
>>191
However, daddycool doesn't have a car registered in his name.
196 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-05 23:00
Is it yearning or lust?
197 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 08:49
クソ
198 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 09:24
It carries out and is w
199 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 11:47
Fartazoid was here
200 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 14:34
I contribute nothing of value.
201 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 14:42
"Spoony! I'm going to, ah, take that comely young wench and see if she'l join me for the evening."
"Okay, roll your Charisma and see... oh, wow! She's very receptive to this!"
"Great, great. Well, I'm going to put on my leather hood and get my manacles - my medium-sized manacles - and get my leather paddle!"
"Do you have one?"
"Oh, yes! Yes, it's on my character sheet here. Oh, oh, wait, shit... I don't have a ball gag. I've been meaning to get a ball gag. Can I go get a ball gag, Spoony?"
"Well, I don't know. They cost a gold piece..."
"Shit. Well, I'll go buy one anyway."
"They weight a pound. It says so in the book!"
"That might encumber me if we go adventuring. Dammit. It's worth it, though. Well, I go back, and then I put my PENIS WEIGHTS on."
"PENIS WEIGHTS?! You never told me about those."
"No, no, they're on my character sheet! My vast array of PENIS WEIGHTS. Did I not mention my PENIS WEIGHTS? Because I have a lot of PENIS WEIGHTS. I rub my sensitizing oil on my penis, so it really helps the sensation when I hang my PENIS WEIGHTS off my PENIS."
"She's very impressed by this! When you hang your PENIS WEIGHTS off your SCROTUM! Thank you for putting that on your character sheet!"
202 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 15:30
When Korean man watches music video of girls group, he thinks:
"How does her vagina look? How does her boobs look? I want to see the clitoris and to see her orgasm."
When Japanese man watches music video of girls group, he doesn't need to think it.
Because the girl will be AV in three years.
That's why Japanese society is so patient.
203 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 19:31
robert g. o'atse and the japscat allstars
204 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 20:22
I am in the Japan and have yet to find any nyanpasu.

Where has all the nyanpasu gone?
205 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-06 20:44
Mahoromatic!
206 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 00:14
>>205
Boob vacuum.
207 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 00:46
>>206
Tit suction; to suck a tit.
208 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 00:57
TFW the kinky roleplaying room you go to has someone playing as Tuka Luna Marceau, but you prefer Rory Mercury.
209 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 12:21
I'LL MONGLE YOUR THREAD
210 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 15:13
Nipples.
211 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 15:43
Hung like a stone
212 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 18:01
Please don't come upstairs.
213 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 23:18
I hate being full of snot,
And cough it up a lot,
It's everything I'm not,
and I don't feel so hot.
214 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 02:30
I injected opiods for the first time today. Oh, what the future holds for me.
215 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 06:32
>>214

Well you don't really have one anymore
216 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 06:47
言語学会話
217 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 09:27
>>214
Lots & lots more injected opioids. What joy!
218 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 11:29
I really don't like travelling with the people who insists on going to faraway countries only to insist on having only the same to eat as they have available at home.

Why the fuck are you even travelling in the first place then you multicultural DQN marxist? Just stay at home on the internet instead.
219 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 11:52
This is hilarious, but it just so happened that I was perusing a random public toilet and some dark brown indians burst into it shouting their gibberish language and the only two English words they used were "clean" and "toilets", in that order. Then they machinegunned down the stalls with their explosive indian-style curry tornado diarrhea. I didn't stick around for too long. Who wants to use a toilet after someone who's never used to one destroys it in their first attempt?

After that I taught the other travellers of the group the difference between chankoro and chonkasu and when to use them, especially pointing directly at rude and loud chankoro and calling them just that.
220 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 14:21
Oh that wacky Markiplier
221 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 17:18
>>217
I just put the last of my opioids in my veins! I will not buy more and stop before I am physically dependent!
222 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-08 23:26
I feel terrible.
223 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 00:29
>>222
I feel irritable.
224 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 01:42
I feel VIP.
225 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 02:28
Romancing SaGa 2 is getting a western release on iOS/Android. I'm pretty happy Square-Enix is giving the SaGa series another chance in the west.
226 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 06:59
I lost $62 at the casino tonight.
227 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 12:02
>>202
This is probably the most insightful thing ever posted.
228 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 14:11
Chankoro and chonkasu all over here now. God I hate the chankoro voices so much now. Fucking fruit fly language should go drown in a lava stream.
229 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 15:49
I feel.
230 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 18:32
Doot doot thank Mr skeltal
231 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 19:33
>>225
Thank you for telling us. I heard about it coming to Japan a few months ago, and I immediately assumed it would never come to the west. I'm pretty excited now.
232 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-09 19:43
>>228
Hate chinks. They are competing with spics to see who can take over and devalue my small city the fastest. Chinks fucking spit everywhere try to walk into you when you are walking down the street so they can scream at you and threaten to call the police if you hit them. There are laws here about how close you can be to a business's door and smoke. The chinks crowd right in front of doors blocking it off and blow smoke in your face if you ask them to let you past. If you tell them they aren't allowed to smoke so close to entrances they start screaming at you and throwing curse words. If a business calls the police they pretend not to speak English when they show up and then threaten to sue for discrimination. When you are on the bus they smoke, eat, spit, scream. They are animals without manners that think everywhere is as shitty as their country and they are better than every one else.
233 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-10 03:32
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
234 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-10 05:33
what the fuk am i doing with my life
235 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-10 08:21
And here I am, half asleep, surrounded by people I don't know, waiting for the start (that is already 30 minutes late).
If I win, this will be a good day. If I lose, it won't and I will regret leaving my bed early this morning.
236 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-10 12:11
Long Dong Silver
237 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 00:08
>>232
Here in japan they shriek in their subhuman guttal voices like a potato in heat to each others on the streets. They are rude, careless and everywhere.

I hate them so much, but at least they don't smell as bad as the pooinloos.
238 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 00:26
>>236
Wrong thread. Try again.
239 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 01:04
Let's try to overcome NEETdom!
240 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 01:30
>>239
Don't be ridiculous
241 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 05:38
>>228

hey shii
242 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 07:08
Lets try to overcome obstacles to NEETdom!
243 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 07:16
I spent precious moments of my life here
244 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 10:36
farts and darts
245 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 10:42
Chonkasu is a combination of chon (slang for corean) and chinkasu (smegma).

I propose we call the coreans cmegma from now on.
246 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 18:43
Look, bud, you keep talking that way and I'm gonna have to question your loyalty to the international heterosexual conspiracy!
247 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 18:56
2nd. That was a not bad day.
248 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-11 22:52
I'm pleasantly surprised how active this board is. I'm hopeful
249 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 00:10
I saw 10 negros today.
250 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 01:31
>>248
The days of the lone paranoid schizophrenic are over. Now there are five.
251 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 02:15
I check the interwebbes for promising Doom-mods only to lose interest at the first sign of a typo in the explanatory text.

Why are native English-speaking modders such hopeless illiterates?
252 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 09:32
253 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 12:28
>>251
Upgrade to Quake
254 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 12:45
>>253
Mostly the same. I've been in the Quake-modding community on and off for about 20 years now.
255 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 13:16
>>251
*Are* they native English speakers? If Doomworld is any indication, I feel like we have a lot of Eurofriends out there.
256 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 13:40
>>255
I am a yurofiend myself yet I find myself groaning at the elementary school level spelling errors done by mostly native English speakers, like we receive a better education in English than them.
258 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 16:26
by mycock.
259 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-12 22:50
260 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-13 04:36
Open Area is better.
261 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-13 08:29
はじめまして。「坂本ですか3?」は今年の4月よりTBSほかでTVアニメの放送が始まります。スタッフは監督に「銀魂」の初代監督である高松信司さんが担当。キャラクターデザインは「逮捕しちゃうぞ」のキャラクターデザインを担当していた中嶋敦子さんが担当。アニメ制作は「逮捕しちゃうぞ」「RAVE」等のアニメ.制作を担当したスタジオディーンが担当です。主人公の坂本役に緑川光さんのみが決定しています。
262 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 02:10
Moonspeak
263 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 03:34
Moon's peak
264 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 11:02
Poop is about to exit my bunghole.
265 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 13:25
Rows of 5 or more urinals should always be arranged into a golden spiral. Just saying.
266 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 14:11
PENIS WEIGHTS
267 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 15:12
Poop is exciting and exiting my poop chute as I type.
268 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 16:34
>>267
Feels good man?
269 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 16:53
Twiddling my clit
270 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 16:54
>>268
Not waiting until tomorrow to proclaim that indeed it felt really good man.
271 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 18:57
OCHINCHIN
272 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 19:29
I have identified >>269 as female and now request contact details, SSN etc from you please. Thanks
273 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 19:49
Pussy porice no >>272 VIPPER-san
274 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 19:49
>>272
>>269 is the ghost of a Peruvian woman who died under mysterious circumstances in 1996.
275 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-14 22:07
(¬з¬)relaxing on the internet...
276 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 02:52
Mom lied to me.
277 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 06:09
I am touching my weener.
278 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 06:18
Hey VIPPER, I hope you are having a good day.
279 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 07:24
NYAAAAAAA~N X3
280 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 10:02
Tất cả những người da đen thì chậm phát triển. Điều duy nhất họ làm là khói cần sa và thu lợi từ người đàn ông Mỹ trắng làm việc chăm chỉ. Tôi ghét phải sống trong cùng một thế giới như phân đen người!
281 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 11:14
too much cake
282 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 12:23
...
283 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 14:39
Niang-Niang. :3c
284 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 17:36
Don't be glum, Lum.
285 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 19:32
Running elinks for a while, SAoVQ doesn't use captcha so that's nice
286 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 21:20
Don't think VIP, feel VIP
287 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 21:28
My every breath
up until my death
Is V.I.P Quality
288 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-15 23:14
Luv u long time
289 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 02:51
NYANPASU
Y
A
N
P
A
S
U
290 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 11:17
現在,我要告訴你故事。
我家在高雄被黑鬼訪問。他說,“我想性交你的女人”
他是壞普通話聲調,因為他是黑鬼。他的母語是“unga bunga”
我拍的黑鬼。警方沒有煩惱。
他們不在乎。他們討厭黑奴。
寓意:如果你是黑鬼,不要來找我。
如果你是在美國:請不要讓黑奴到達台灣。
我們不希望。
291 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 12:10
frrp
292 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 13:41
Nishiuri hasn't uploaded a new Suika in two months.
293 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 14:35
NEMESEMENIS
294 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 14:50
>>292
My life feels that little bit emptier.
295 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 15:13
I'd love to spend my day refreshing this page in hopes of replies but I have to attend a wedding
296 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 18:56
SNOUTS FOR LOUTS
297 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 22:05
Tent City has got to go.
298 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 22:56
I was so fooled right now since I recently visited my payple-account and then went on here to see the payment screen and I had a minor shock.
299 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 06:35
I heard there were benefits to not masturbating for a few weeks or so but nobody told me about the awkward boners.
300 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 08:08
Ayyy check my dubs
301 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 08:16
THE HEATHEN BACK DEY PON DE WALL
302 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 09:21
Morning all *tips fedora*
303 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 10:42
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304 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 12:04
"The senior, sometimes called the fag-master, was the protector of his fags and responsible for their good conduct."
305 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 13:00
Ten-hut in the butt.
306 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 16:13
I feel therefore I am
307 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-17 20:02
sure is poplar today
308 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 07:20
Morning starts with morning farts.
309 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 12:01
bleary-eyed and tires
310 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 19:38
Hello, people.
311 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 20:43
I am reaching... but I fall. And the stars are black and cold, as I stare into the void of a world that cannot hold.
312 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 20:57
and if I fall as lucifer fell.
313 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 21:22
Down.
314 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 22:50
They say money make a nigger act niggerish.
315 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-18 23:14
There ain't no business like ho business
316 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 09:26
SAEMEN DAEMON
317 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 09:34
Seaman Demon
318 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 12:32
I want to kick Suika in the throat
319 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 15:43
>>314
That's very racist, VIPPER!
320 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 18:07
>>319
Not more racist than being a JEW.
321 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-19 22:51
Exterminate non-VIPPERs
322 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 00:19
I just want one lightweight comforter, why do you only sell bed sets?
323 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 00:23
>>321
This. And we need to eliminate DQN
324 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 02:52
But why?
325 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 04:52
Happy birthday Adolf!!
326 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 07:08
happy birthday Mother 3!!
327 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 11:26
What do the Kha'ak want?
328 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 16:31
vipping outside on a glorious 4/20
329 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 16:40
Happy birthday, Führer.
330 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 17:59
Happy 17th anniversary Columbine Massacre!
331 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 18:44
Happy birthday Ciara!
332 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 19:10
bampu
333 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-20 21:56
1936 nièng 1 nguŏk, tàu ciáh duâi-mà-hṳ̀ng ké̤ṳk nè̤ng hâ gáu Mī-guók gì Gô-gĭng-săng kó̤ diēng-lāng, iā sâ̤ Mī-guók-nè̤ng giéng-gáe̤k ĭ iā ô-mê. Cī tàu mà-hṳ̀ng gáu-muōi-lāu ké̤ṳk hâ kó̤ Chicago, găk 1938 nièng diŏh hŭ-uái sī kó̤. Diŏh ĭ sī cĭ sèng, Brookfield Dông-ŭk-huòng kĕk 2500 mī-nguòng gì dái-gái mā̤ gáu siŏh tàu mà-hṳ̀ng. 1972 nièng Mī-guók cūng-tūng Richard Nixon huŏng-ông Dṳ̆ng-guók gì sèng-âu, Mò̤ Dĕk-dŭng ciŏng 2 tàu mà-hṳ̀ng sáe̤ng ké̤ṳk Mī-guók. Hī sèng-âu ché siŏh tàu mà-hṳ̀ng siŏh nièng bìng-gĭng diŏh kĕk 260 uâng mī-nguòng, nâ sê gái gă siŏh tàu mà-hṳ̀ng gì giāng, cêu diŏh chiĕu guó 300 uâng, cuòi bī gì-tă bìng-ngùi gì dông-ŭk gó lā̤ sāi cièng.
334 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-21 10:20
NYAN~
335 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-21 11:43
Another happy(?) morning!
336 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-21 15:37
茸(kinoko, mushroom)
337 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-21 23:51
I really hope liking Scorpio Rising doesn't make me gay.
338 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 00:33
It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a 2004 psychiatric evaluation that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.
339 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 03:32
I don't have anything of worth to controbute to this thread.
340 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 04:39
I've only bumped once before, so can you please be gentle
341 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 06:07
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
342 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 12:24
The word of the day is Negus.
343 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 15:23
It shuffles slightly.
344 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 19:11
pressing the tab key when you're on the last box of a form and you want to die
345 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 19:22
>>344
Shift-tab will blow your world
346 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 21:22
First time on this BBS.
Hi vippers!
347 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-22 23:52
Hi, >>346-san.
348 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 00:21
>>346
Who is your favourite Touhou character and why do you hate kikes?
349 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 10:03
>>348
Rinnosuke
Islam is the light
350 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 10:35
>>349
A gay Muslim, I like it!
351 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 11:28
I haven't visited in years, but just now I remembered VIP STAR.
352 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 16:12
The five stages of dubs posters:
1. Denial: there's nothing interesting about dubs
2. Anger: dubs are ruining the board
3. Bargaining: the board will be better if we ban dubs posters
4. Depression: the dubs posters are never going away
5. Acceptance: dubs, check em
353 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 16:54
>>352
So? Where are they?
354 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 17:12
It's surprisingly sad that the IB community is fucking huge, yet the BBS one is almost dead.
355 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 17:18
>>354
Gotta get that dopamine rush from the bottomless pit of dank memes and greentext
356 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 18:16
Read my comic pls, it's 90 pages but can be read in 5 minutes:

http://quakeulf.suxos.org/tegneserier/lemonade/lemonade-000-090-engleshk.zip
357 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 20:36
>>354
Why is that sad? With a huge community comes huge public exposure and consequently a flood of dipshits failing to blend in and thinking they own the place because they saw it on the front page of Reddit.
358 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 20:43
>>357
Presumably it's the "almost dead" part that is sad.
359 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-23 21:22
>>354
BBSes can go back to the eighties. Textboards is where it's at. Also, resurrect Usenet on Jupiter.
360 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 00:37
Waiting for Punctual Gomez
361 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 08:44
>>356

Nice work! A couple things that stuck out to me that you could improve in the next installment were:

The action was a bit hard to follow. I think zoom lines on the edges of the entire frame should be used sparingly—to alert the viewer that something particularly intense or exciting is going on—or it loses its impact, like accented notes in music. Also, for things like aircraft zooming through the air it makes more sense to me to either show motion lines attached to the object (for what would be a still or slow-moving camera) or {no lines at all | motion lines attached to or as the background} (for a chase-plane camera). Page 18 is an example of zoom lines I have a hard time with: the ship and background appear stationary, so the zoom lines tell me they're not there to convey motion, something important is happening and I should pay attention. But I already was paying attention, because the two objects dropping from the ship are at the center of the shot, each with its own sound effect. You just wasted your trump card on a hand you would've won anyway.

The sound effects were a bit excessive and repetitive. You could probably have used half as many and gotten the same point across. Particularly, the reader should only occasionally need to be reminded of constant things like engine noises (which is different from, say, sfx design for a movie, which would have sounds in every shot). An example would be pages 17-18, where almost identical engine sfx describe the same thing in three consecutive frames, even though a few frames back when the ship was in the water there weren't any sfx even though that would've definitely had distinctive sounds throughout (which, notably, I didn't need written sfx to imagine; it's okay to let your pictures speak for themselves). Also, sometimes it was unclear what the sounds were supposed to represent (an example would be the "swosh" from page 33, which seems different from the usual "zwoon" engine sound, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to associate it with anything EMP-related).

I realize all that could sound pretty harsh, but I'm just a guy from the Internet who has nothing to gain from flattering you. I honestly did enjoy it, though. I can tell you put a lot of time and work into it. The art was nice, and the blending of 3d models and hand-drawing stuck out to me as really good. I think the story and characters have potential and I want to read the next volume to see what happens. Thanks for posting it here!
362 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 09:52
fartazoid
363 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 10:24
>>361
I appreciate the feedback, but regarding the speedlines, or attention lines, this isn't nearly as much as is used in a lot of shounen manga. I tried to find a balance but it's hard. The same for the sound effects. At first I had much less sound effects but then I thought that people needed to be reminded or else they'd probably complain there were too little sounds. Finding the right balance for this is almost impossible. I'm generally very accepting of whatever a comic artist does as long as it doesn't disrupt anything. I guess if I made some of the sfx-words smaller in size it would help a little.
364 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 10:24
>>354
It's just as >>357 said. I would rather have them 'almost dead' than them gaining popularity and ending up like 4chan or 4-ch.
365 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 10:44
Sex worker? I prefer the term customer service specialist
366 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 14:10
>>364
gaining popularity and ending up like [...] 4-ch.

Nigger are you joking?
367 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-24 23:15
Humping this thread.
368 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 00:20
In my timezone, it's become a new day. So, I must post again. That's the nature of things, isn't it? That's how time flows.

I wonder who was the first person to assign significance to the sky changing colours as the Sun disappears over the horizon.
369 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 00:46
Seems like a pretty obvious thing. Night is long and dangerous so it would have been hardwired into our brains as we evolved.

What I want to know is who is the first guy that looked at a set of utters on a cow and said
I am going to drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze them.
370 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 10:46
NYAN
Y
A
N
371 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 12:04
poopassbutts
372 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 16:30
Nice MOMA. I appreciate it. I think it will get a lot more use now.
373 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 18:12
I WANNA BE THE MAN TO WAKE UP NEXT TO YEW
374 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 19:59
Malicious flat chest
375 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 20:35
Malodorous farty butthole
376 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-25 20:43
377 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 14:19
phage
378 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 15:18
geno
379 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 16:03
Bitch you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck dick?
380 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 16:57
This is my first time here, greetings to everyone.
381 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 17:29
What's our favourite /jp/ spin-off?
382 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 18:31
>>381

/jp/: High School
383 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 20:09
The Godfather is garbage.
384 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-26 20:26
This is not a lewd post.
385 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 06:39
Today's poop report: took an early morning dump, medium brown, large, smooth and continuous. Near perfect poop.
386 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 07:03
Feeling nostalgic.
387 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 08:19
I still haven't seen The Godfather Part III.
388 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 11:51
mone & grone
389 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 17:15
Donald Trump killed it
390 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 17:56
I really hope Sandberg runs independent and splits the dem vote.
391 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 18:07
Bump this thread every time you're fabulously gay.
392 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-27 18:58
>>391
speak for yourself
393 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 09:46
Gongs, gonging
394 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 09:51
anal pain
395 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 10:38
Rashinbang
396 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 18:19
I like the latest image view at the top, but it does have the potential to make the Area NSFW.
397 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 18:44
Why would someone browse a secret area where someone else could potentially see it?
398 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 18:46
Shut up is why!
399 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 18:52
>>396
The area was always NSFW, you could always post text art porn even without images.

My problem is it isn't at the same scale as the banners but sits right next to it, I'd like it to be somewhere else or be forced to scale.
400 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 19:19
>>399
Well, historically, the likelihood of a picture being NSFW (everything Suika) is much higher than that of a text post being NSFW (virtually nil). I guess it doesn't matter overall though.

You're right about where it is. Maybe an artfully cropped thumbnail with its own space would look nicer.
401 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 19:43
>>399
I agree the scaled down Suika look terrible. How is her smile supposed to brighten up everyone's day if the pic is so small and distorted. We need full size Suika in it's own field on the side of the site. A sort of rotating Suika gallery to warm our hearts and give us the happiness to make it though another day devoid of meaning and accomplishment.
402 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 21:25
Rate the quality of vip secret area.
403 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 22:22
I agree with >>398
404 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 23:12
Aaaaaaaaaaa
405 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-28 23:46
>>401
oh fuck off and die please
406 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 03:09
>>405

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407 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 03:50
Maybe we should rename the board Suika Area of Vodka Quaffing?
408 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 05:50
Goatees are a sign of drug abuse.
409 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 13:51
I feel like I should get into Kancolle but the game looks like a time sink simulator.
410 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 17:53
>>409
It's pretty terrible to be honest. Granblue just got an English version and it is pretty dang fun if you are looking for something to play.
411 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 18:24
Today I had hot chocolate and a croissant for breakfast and it was nice. What did you eat VIPPER?
412 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 19:21
Stepping onto the cool tiles of the bathroom, Suika began to slip out of the soaked clothes which so tightly constrained her body. Pulling white cotton socks off of her dainty feet, wriggling her toes contentedly as she hung them on a line suspended between the walls. Next, she gripped her skirt with both hands, making cute sounds of exertion as she forced the small garment down past her enormously wide hips. Once her lower half was finally free of that pinching nuisance, Megumi let out a sigh of relief.

Slipping her plump, girthy arms through the sleeves of her blazer, shedding her fluffy cardigan, her dumpy fingers set to work on releasing her strained buttons from their difficult task. One by one, they popped free, until eventually the white, translucent shirt hung by her rounded sides, exposing how her hot pink bra was overflowing with the soft flesh of her breasts. With its restraint no longer in place, her gargantuan belly drooped slightly, hanging down over her panties as the digestion of her feast made her gut lose its perkiness. Still, the sheer scale of it made bending over to remove her pink panties a real struggle. She was glad this wasn’t a fitness inspection; being able to touch her toes felt like some long forgotten dream. Soon enough however, she was able to grip onto them and step out of their biting confinement, allowing her blubbery bubble butt to show its true, impressive size. However, the moment she straightened up to her full height, the clasp on her bra suddenly snapped open, falling to the floor and setting her plumping melons free to feel the cold air directly against their sensitive flesh. Suika blushed deeply, dearly glad she hadn’t experienced something like that in front of a bartender. Finally, she reached up to her hair and untied the ribbon that held it up, allowing her long, colourful locks of hair to flow down past her shoulders.

The image that greeted her eyes in the mirror was that of Suika Ibuki in her natural state. The seemingly endless expanse of her fleshy body was clear to see, and yet, somehow it didn’t quite seem to register in her mind how much she had grown. The endless concerns over her weight had been buried by thoughts of sake. Milky white skin filled the profile of the mirror, as she briefly inspected her divine body. Running her nimble fingers about her enormous waistline, Suika bit into her plump lip and moaned quietly as she noticed a faint red indent caused by the tightness of her skirt. Turning away from the rotund reflection, she stepped into the shower with an ominous creak, and hoped that her new uniform would be delivered soon.
413 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 20:56
Megumi let out a sigh of relief.
414 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-29 21:12
They took three or four or five vials of blood from me and I passed out.
415 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-30 08:23
Something about committing necrophilia with a baseball bat
416 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-30 10:57
Undercover field of dignitary aspect.
417 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-30 11:56
Mystic sigma apo ikon charassein
418 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-30 13:52
>>413

Megumi, who was in the room with Suika, obviously.
419 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-30 22:02
This is getting out of hand.
420 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 00:12
first time in months actually
421 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 00:20
>>419
I know one thing that isn't getting out of hand.

My dick when I see a pic of Suika.
422 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 00:27
I want to kiss Suika's MOUTH
423 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 02:37
424 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 10:33
NYANPASU
425 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 11:30
I don't think I want to see any more images of Suika.
426 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 13:51
First time this year, actually!
427 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 15:39
>>425
I think I very much want to see you hanged for treason.
428 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 17:43
>>422
Fetishist bastard
429 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-01 17:59
>>401
Make a board style and ask MAMA J(´ー`)し to add it to the options. It would basically be the old moe theme but using Suika pictures.
430 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-05-01 21:39
>>429
Sure, no problem.
431 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 05:02
Hope I don't die.
432 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 05:20
>>431
Drink some supertonic. It seriously makes me feel better immediately after I drink it if I am sick.

http://healingtools.tripod.com/supertonic.html
433 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 07:34
>>432
That seems spicy as fuck.
434 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 11:56
Golden week is going to be just like my Japanese animes. Nobody can stop it now.
435 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 12:58
I can post here while on the train wi-fi again!
436 Name: sage 2016-05-02 14:11
Golden Week a shit, I can't buy muh japanese toys from online stores during it
437 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 16:34
It's time for biceps.
438 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 16:55
left a baby bird to DIE
439 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 18:38
A gym for goyim
440 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-02 19:51
Piss!
441 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 14:16
Bread Demon Glutenous Maximus
442 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 14:36
I think about cake and how much I love it.
443 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 15:34
I made a thread in the CREEPY board.
444 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 16:39
TASTE

THE

NYANPASU
445 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 18:09
>>443
Creepy nyanpasu?
446 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 18:11
I want to strap Komari onto my face like a feed bag and do my best impression of a starving goat.
447 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 19:38
What would you do if your dinner ate you?
448 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-03 21:10
>>447
I'd curse Lenin, Stalin, and the politburo.
449 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-04 01:47
Kisama ga warui!
450 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-04 13:16
I spent way too much time on that oekaki to have it eaten by a connection timeout.
451 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-04 17:33
Trap anus.
452 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-04 22:56
Trap card.
453 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-04 23:37
>>450
It's still saved in your local storage. Just press continue instead of start.
454 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-05 01:03
I post in this thread twice per day, if you're American.
455 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-05 13:41
I prefer the robotniks to the suikas.
456 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-05 14:14
The sun is to bright we should install a dimmer.
457 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-05 14:59
>>455

Why dontn't you suck his cock if you love him that much?
458 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-13 10:48
Look, it's back!
459 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-13 18:48
THREAD IS ALIVE
460 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-13 22:36
>>455
Me too.
461 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-13 22:48
>>455
To be honest fam I am pretty sick of seeing the suikas spammed. I wish MAMA would do their job and ban them.
462 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-14 15:04
>>461
I agree. Some moderatio to this spam would be great.
463 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-14 15:21
>>461,462
I disagree. You both should be moderated to extinction, and everyone related to you to the 12th degree or fewer.
464 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-14 16:19
BUNP
465 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-14 18:36
You could just spam dubs like you did on the old SAoVQ suika hater, since you are alone in this.
466 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 10:21
Chen is best 2hu.
467 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 11:13
Hitler's immortal dad
468 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 12:01
Hitler's immoral dad
469 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 12:20
The image spam is pretty UNVIP but bans are UNVIPPER. I would urge Suika and Dr. Eggman fans to come up with a board theme dedicated to their waifu/husbando. But in any case take it easy everybody, we are a family after all.
470 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 14:19
SPERMELERME SPERMELERM
471 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 19:30
CHINA DIRTY DISCO
mama <3
472 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 20:00
MAMA please fix the uploader so images with brackets and parenthesis in the filename can get uploaded.
473 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 20:52
I don't think the image spammer is fully human. Maybe he is part monkey because his skin is so dark.
474 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-05-15 21:00
>>461-463,469
I'm certain the Suika and Robotnik posters aren't doing so out of malice. They are drowning out all other image content with non-changing message, however, which means they are riding a fine line between horseplay and flooding. I kindly ask all posters to keep long series of images to other image hosting sites or risk seeing their images get deleted. OK, thanks.

>>472
Brackets and parenthesis are fine for image uploads. Only spaces, periods and forward slashes are a security risk. I've added the list of illegal characters to the error message to prevent future confusion.
475 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 21:08
>>474
The image spammer is just one near-human entity. I refuse to believe it is plural.
476 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 22:43
MAMA hates VIPPERs and wants to deprive them of beauty and happiness by deleting Suika pics.
477 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-05-15 22:52
>>476
→/saovq/images/466/saovqmama.jpg

Keep up the nice drawings.
478 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 22:53
>>476
Go to the police before you kill someone.
479 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 22:53
I keep discovering nifty features in Manga Studio. I wish I could spend more time getting good at drawing so I could take better advantage of them.
480 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 23:10
>>476
Suika-posters need to toke it up and take a chill pill.
481 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-15 23:18
>>479
No one needs to be good at anything than getting attention and forgiveness. You can get away with anything as long as the masses buys into it. They're born to do it anyhow and since it's genetic it will stay that way until they die.
482 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 04:14
>>479
I want to learn how to use clip studio but I can't even figure out how to clear a layer so I just keep using SAI.
483 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 05:20
I have a burger
484 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 11:12
DICKS EVERYWHERE
485 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 18:51
Nice place you have here.
486 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 18:59
Fix the fucking banner shit up top
487 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-16 22:27
Hey thats pretty good
t. niggerfaggot
488 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-17 14:59
Ambush doujinshi
489 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-17 15:09
M
490 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-17 15:55
Bourine
491 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-17 18:06
what is love
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
492 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-17 22:52
Kill everyone.
493 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-18 11:37
>>491
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm looking for
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
494 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-18 19:18
STRIFE 4 LIFE
495 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-19 13:32
I'm so exhausted.
496 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-19 15:15
No.
497 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-19 17:26
gaynus
498 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-20 00:12
If you look at your woman and see anything besides emptiness, fear and emotional hunger, you are looking at the parts of yourself which have been consumed to that point.
499 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-20 09:49
+1
500 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-20 11:21
i love conbini so much holy shit
501 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-20 12:15
Today's poop report: Medium brown, separated into a few pieces but otherwise coherent. A bit sticky. An average poop.
502 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-21 16:19
KNEE GROWTH
503 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-21 20:26
Well this thread broke again. MAMA-san... why is the board so unstable?
504 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-21 20:58
Instead of spending so much time talking about Superman, Nietzsche should have realized that Batman is cooler.
505 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 00:40
>>503
You only just noticed this thread starts with 40? The first 39 posts were lost a while ago. The threads breaking is supposedly fixed now.
506 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 03:07
>>505
We need to go back in time and recover these lost relics.
507 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 06:19
Sitting kitty say papapapapapapapa-san I want tog go home, see mika photo photo photograph of you and mamamamamamamama-san
508 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 11:30
There is a thing on my shelf.
509 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 12:24
There is a thing in my longjohns.
510 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 14:19
blast
511 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 15:52
>>505
They were supposedly fixed AGES AGO. And those posts being lost, and not recovered? Means that MAMA-san has NO BACKUPS.

Fuck's sakes!
512 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 23:10
penis
513 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-22 23:12
Also fix your website
514 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-23 02:35
Tomorrow is the day!
The infusion is done, all that is left is to make the cream syrup and blend in the alcohol and my Sunny Milk liqueur will be done.

I have a bunch of old Bushmills bottles I am sterilizing in the water bath right now. I wish I had been bothered to make fancy labels and print them out before hand, but seeing as this is just an experiment I will hold off until I see how this works out. If it is all good, then I will go hog wild so I can pass bottles out to friends and lovers as gifts.

Did a test run on the Suika cocktail and it needs a lot more fine tuning. First batch of the base liqueur I made was too mixed up, but after experimenting with some fruits I think I found my combo. I am probably going to infuse Neutral Spirits with Watermelon, pears, and strawberries. Then I am going to make a simple syrup. If the finished liqueur turns out like I want I will blend it with equal portions grain vodka and pineapple juice. I want to garnish it with balled watermelon, cubed pineapple, and sliced strawberries on a long cocktail pick for the Three Dimensions of Somatic Attunement and serve it in a highball with ice. I toyed with the idea of choosing the sphere fruit for colour and dying the pineapple blue, but that seems bit much. Instead I am just going to infuse them with alcohol.
515 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-23 16:12
Just use a blueberry for the blue sphere
516 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-23 21:22
masturbate to cartoons
517 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-23 23:16
Had to filter the mix twice because the solids caused by the lemon oils curdling the milk went though the single layer of cheese cloth the first time.

It was a rousing success. A bright lemon custard flavoured crème liqueur with ~35% ABV. It won't freeze solid, so a few hours in a freeze results in a refreshing, cold, sweet, and rich product with the texture of melted ice cream. Taste testing ended up with excellent response from the dozen people I let sample. I may substitute vanilla concentrate for the half of a vanilla fruit I used next time. The seeds are so small that to effectively filter them I would need to use a damp cheese cloth three or four layers thick. The problem with this is that it would not be able to drain properly and squeezing it would result in finely granulated milk solids being forced through and ruining the aesthetic appeal when seen from the side of a partially quaffed glass.

Also I must have jerked off like six times to Love Live this morning. I mean holy fuck Nico is so god damned cute.
518 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 00:10
>>517
That was VIP Quality!
519 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 07:23
Strange butts that certainly are not of goburin variety.
520 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 08:27
>>517
wwwwww
521 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 12:17
frrrp
522 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 23:19
I feel useless and irrelevant yet I am doing everything I can not to be that way. I nevet slack off and I keep my home clean and behave like an adult. Why aren't my efforts paying off? What am I doing wrong in my life?
523 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 23:24
>>522
Your skill is not enough. You spend your time on things that don't lead to your goals.
524 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 23:30
>>522
Grasshopper
Go to river and try to grab the water.
525 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-24 23:52
>>523
I am doing everything I can directly related to achieving my goals. That is working on the projects at every opportunity I have.

>>524
I brough a bucket. Fite me.
526 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 01:25
>>525
A bucket doesn't catch the river, Grasshopper.
527 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 07:29
give me your smaragd
528 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 09:23
>>525
Yeah, what >>526 said.
529 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 12:59
>>526
>>528
Fuck you, here are the beavers.
530 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 15:06
>>529
You rely on others to solve all your problems and you claim to "behave like an adult"?
531 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 15:32
>>530
You try to help by not being helpful. The answers are expected.
532 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 17:01
>>531
This reply chain is not VIP QUALITY
533 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 17:57
>>532
I know you are >>530
534 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 18:59
>>533
Epistemology is a funny thing. Even if it were true, you would still only believe you knew.
Anyway. I just referenced the last post out of laziness. I meant the whole reply chain.
535 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 20:26
The anti-horse alliance is made up of self-loathing white people who blame horses for every ill in the World, and jews suffering from horse-envy, bitter that the world's greatest animal can do what it likes without having to ask permission. The truth is that Horses has behaved with enormous restraint since being domesticated. Remember, remember. Remember the gut-wrenching movie Sea Biscuit, and the diagnosis was a ruptured suspensory ligament in the front left leg. Remember those agonizing days when Sea biscuit, first at a walk and later at a trot and canter, learned to run again. Remember the Santa Anita Handicap, and its $121,000 prize. Remember him picking his way through the field. as they thundered down the back straight, taking the firm ground just off the rail. Remember, remember - and realize that horses have never retaliated for domestication in anything like the way it could have. So a few get kicked in the head? Pass the Kleenex. So some glue huffing asshole has to clean up some shit after a parade? A shame, but maybe should have thought about graduating high school. I love horses, yet horses are hated. Horses are hated because it is what every person wishes they could be - proud, free, strong, open, optimistic. Or do you really think horses are the root of all evil? Tell it to those proud calvary officers who cleansed the United States of the taint of the natives. Tell it to the farmer too old to work his own fields who relies on these stalwart bastions of goodness. And tell it to every little girl who just wants something to love. To our shame, the Kentucky derby gets a worse press than NASCAR. Remember, remember, our noble equestrian friends. The greatest atrocities in human history is failure to appreciate our beloved brethren! No, do more than remember. Never forget.

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536 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 20:49
>>534
Laziness does not seem to serve you well.
537 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-25 21:11
Posts like >>535 are the reason why glue factories should continue to exist.
538 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 11:56
>>537
Horses are made for glue.

Glue is made of horses.

Horseglue.
539 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 12:51
Glue penis up your butt
540 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 14:49
>>532
I thought it was funny. Meet me at Yoshinoya around 12:45 so the lunch crowd has mostly left and we will settle this.
541 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 16:02
>>539
I would but I need to poop.
542 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 16:06
>>541
Not today you don't!
543 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 16:45
>>542
Oh my, VIPPER, that's so very lewd of you to suggest such a thing!
544 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 16:53
etchy sketchy wan touchi
545 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 19:17
Hey everynyan, look at >>543-san over here, the guy's got a constipation fetish! Let's all point and laugh at him
546 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-26 20:42
catch this nut
547 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-27 05:14
>>545
look at >>543-san over here, the guy's got a constipation fetish!
NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
548 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-27 06:39
As a man who has been constapated for two years, fuck all of you. Also fuck the doctor who did not notice the cancer sooner.
549 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-27 11:19
>>548
Why, you should report him to the constabulary.
550 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-27 11:58
>>549
The constant constabulary.
551 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-27 17:47
>>548
You should have been checking your ass everyday for lumps. I like to slowly knead the inside to make sure no lumps ever grow. Enjoy your asscancer
552 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-27 18:55
>>548
How did more than a week go by before you thought something might be wrong?
Meanwhile I'm here unable to distinguish between dark red and brown. I haven't yet asked anyone to check my shit for signs of internal bleeding, but I feel OK, thanks for asking.
553 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 06:15
>>551

I did. No one was able to figure out what was wrong with me for two years. Now we know I have thyroid cancer.
554 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 07:00
Butt cancer.
555 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 08:28
BUTT CANCER
556 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 11:00
Jews did 9/11,
9/11 were the jews that did.
If you don't think so, think again,
let the truth come to you.
557 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 11:02
Here I sit, broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
later on I'll take a chance
I'll try to fart and shit my pants
558 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 13:26
>>553
Sorry for your ass. Get well briskly and uncomplicatedly, VIPPER!
559 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-28 18:14
Shitsux
560 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-29 09:57
B+T+
+U++
H+T+
+++T
561 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-29 10:54
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562 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-29 11:43
hey
563 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-29 13:06
>>560
+++T
B+R+
+U++
H+T+
+++T
564 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-29 16:44
S+++E
+N+V+
++O++
+L+U+
++++T
565 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-29 19:14
うんこひりパワーアップ!
566 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-29 22:10
.vip domain name
567 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-30 12:56
Touch Dic
568 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-31 01:28
Entertainmente evaluemente.
569 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-31 10:13
Lately the images have been really dirty, but not really China or disco.
570 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-31 11:59
>>569
Let me help with that.
571 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-31 14:14
I bump, lest it be forgot
572 Name: VIPPER 2016-05-31 16:57
NYAN
YYAN
AAAN
NNNN
573 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 01:25
The kind of people who piss in their own cereals so that nobody else will have the chance
574 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 07:55
Fistula
575 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 13:40
>>574
Mephisto's Mausoleum was better
576 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 17:48
So where's my Zika-chan and Noro-chan?
577 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 18:07
NUDELS
U
D
E
L
S
578 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 21:46
black homos in africa
579 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 22:02
Eggs
580 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-01 22:08
hit him in the pills
581 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 00:41
Onii-chan, can I bump too?
582 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 01:19
ALIEN

ABDUCTION
583 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 03:16
If you were hindu I could aim for the dot.
584 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 13:33
It's so hot I live on a diet of milkshake and noodlers.
585 Name: Fat Jew 2016-06-02 14:07
SFV sucks and is broken
586 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 14:56
My dick's hitbox is huuuuuuge
587 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 15:07
>>586
Only superceded by the hurtbox of your balls.
588 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 19:58
why are you like this
589 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 23:16
why are YOU like this
590 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-02 23:58
I really wish the RaHoWa would finally come.
591 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-03 03:01
Hello! Friends!
592 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-03 03:44
what is this fucking shit
593 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-03 07:06
Just had a scrim for the first time in years and it was tight as fuck yo
594 Name: YOUR COMPUTER 2016-06-03 11:02
It is so warm today I can hardly function.
595 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-03 13:19
Wenches
596 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-03 13:25
597 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-03 16:06
but i never know what to say
598 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-03 18:51
NOODLE DICK
599 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-04 00:47
The tide is changing so quickly. I really hope this agitators keep escalating shit so that violence will be sanctioned by the Trump presidency.
600 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-04 01:11
>>599
I personally hope they table all sorts of proposals, leading to both legislative paralysis and overheating.
601 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-04 09:27
>>589
I dunno dude it's just maybe because you made me this way ??
602 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-04 12:21
bump a dump
603 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-04 17:53
>>600
And I hope that leads to greater unrest, a totalitarian response, and open violence.
604 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-05 02:02
QUAAAAAWD DAMAGE!
QUAD! QUAD! QUAAAAWD!
605 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-05 11:30
My butthole aches
606 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-05 12:46
I pooped a great lot. Now on to play some CS:GO.
607 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-05 14:19
I just wanted to let everyone know that Nyaa-chan is really cute.
608 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 01:35
I fucked Nyaa-chan
609 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 10:12
eyearesee dot sayjerruh dor ahg hashtag jaypee
610 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 11:06
Nyaa-chan has hereby been passed around like a cheap hooker and fucked in every hole repeatedly, and she loved it.
611 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 13:35
And lo DADDYCOOL said let there be maiddog and there wASm AIDdo g;)
612 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 15:33
Fuck doggycool. Fuck his corpse
613 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-06 18:41
Hazimete no hi kara saa
614 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-07 02:59
JUSTICE!
615 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-07 07:58
When the nurse read my temperature she spit out her imaginary drink and asked if it was okay for me not to be laying down.
616 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-07 14:04
(sin)P in reverse
617 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 01:19
I want to stick my dick in Koto's ass. Heck I want to stick my dick in any cute girl's ass. It has been way to long since I have enjoyed that friction and humiliation of another person. It has been two years since I have had a girl that would allow anal on the regs. It has been four months since I have had sex. My dick is throbbing in my pants but my nofap code is breaking my balls. At this point I almost don't even care about gains I just want to nut, preferably in a cute girl's ass. BRB going to check the Trump election results, drink a highball of whiskey, smoke a smoke, and pose in front of my Suika scroll. Hopefully that will contain this, frankly painful, hardon I have had for the last six hours since I woke up.

Suika please give me strength and don't let me end up so drunk and horny I rape my neighbour in front of her kid.
618 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 07:02
>>617
Just think about Suika's ass more and you'll be spurting in no time, hands free.
619 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 09:27
B-but... Suika has no ass?

Oh
620 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 09:46
>>617
>>618
>>619
I suggest you use your own containment thread and stay there.
621 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 13:53
>>619

There can never be enough goburin butt.
622 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 16:17
There is a joke in here somewhere.
623 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 18:34
OPEN THE JOKE VAULT
624 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 20:02
I wonder if someone's made a romhack called "Duck Cunt" yet.
625 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-08 20:20
All threads are Suika threads if you believe in the power of lolibutt
626 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-09 10:34
Monsternyan.
627 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-09 14:18
I bump this thread every time I visit for the first time today. Have you?
628 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-10 03:08
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
629 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-10 06:51
my fridge is broken, so I haven't been enjoying key lime yogurt nearly as much as I'd like
630 Name: PARAMEDIC 2016-06-10 09:00
Get this VIPPER some key lime yogurt stat! We're about to lose him!
631 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-10 10:27
Off to sell fanzines in a few hours.
632 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-10 11:26
633 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-10 22:12
My GBA compiler is coming along fairly nicely since switching back to Typed Racket after failing to massage Haskell's type checker correctly. It can add numbers together, and soon it will be able to compile (if c t f)!
634 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-11 06:13
>>633
It has been years since anyone was interested in GBAdev stuff, and even then it was mostly waha.
I should go try and mod some of those old megaman BCC games again
635 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-11 16:13
eenglish voolgar zynonyms foor disgustink body vunktions
636 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-11 22:48
I think I've not bumped for a few days, despite having visited. Will Daddyc ool forgive me?
637 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-12 00:16
You better double your next membership payment
638 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-12 09:49
I only get drunk once a year now. It's been like this for the past two years, but in 2014 I didn't get drunk at all.
639 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-12 14:03
>>633
Done that, now I'm on to defining functions
640 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-12 19:56
I hope I can still hope for hope, HALLELUJAH!!
641 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-12 21:15
50 gays murdered by a democrat-voting muslim.
642 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-12 22:35
Doesn't amurca have ballot secrecy?
643 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 09:07
50 muslims murdered by a gay Malaysian tranny.
644 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 10:10
Beer and key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
645 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 13:01
bump a boner
646 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 15:29
N * Y * A * N * P * A * S * U
647 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 17:08
There are all of two possibilities for an individual to choose between on a unidimensional scale ranging, in the country in question, from "fairly right-wing" all the way to "slightly less right-wing" due to the power imbalance generated by a broken electoral system funded by multi-billion-dollar corporations, all of which combined have almost absolute power in deciding the preferences of the electorate.
Obviously, given the behaviour of an individual forced into this binary choice by way of citizenship, an observer may make sweeping judgements on 50% of the population by way of association, as they made the same decision.
648 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 17:21
By which I mean, "fuck politics or fuck yourself".
649 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 19:05
>>648
Why not both?
650 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 20:59
>>647
>>648
You have a lot of growing up to do if you think that left and right defines anything but physical directions. It's just a way to create division among the commoners to make them fight each others instead of those who cling unlawfully to power and exploit our goodwill to keep us down.
651 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-13 23:33
Leftwing and Rightwing both belong to the same bird, and it is shitting all over us.

Oh you can just say fuck it all and vote for someone that promises to help you. I mean fuck everyone else. Fuck pathological altruism and social signalling. Fuck the right thing and morals. At the end of the day I want a place to shit with a door, safety, food in my belly, and the occasional fuck. As long as that comes with the promise that if things get too bad I will still have the ability to murder those who made it that fucked it up I am okay.
652 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-14 01:04
>>651
This is a good political idealology to live by.
653 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-14 01:28
Yesterday I watched as a dominatrix stapled a man's penis together to the point where it was rendered permanently unusable.

Pretty fucked up
654 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-14 06:06
>>653
Admit it, you fapped.
655 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-14 06:09
The best part of this board is that for particularly brilliant posts, I'm not sure if I posted them or if it was someone else entirely.
656 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-14 10:00
Feeling

Devotion

AAAIYAAIYAAAIYAYAIYAYAYAAAAYIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAIYAAAYIIYAAIYAYAAAYAIIAIAYAAAAAIYAAAAIIYAA

THE RETURN TO INNOCENCE
657 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-14 13:09
Sexual encounters of the turd kind
658 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-15 02:01
>>653
I wanna see too.
659 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-15 02:36
>>655
I like to think that I write all the best posts but then forget that I wrote them
660 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-15 03:34
I wrote all the posts on this board.
661 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-15 05:08
>>660
t. Me
662 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-15 10:40
I wish I was the one doing the hiring.
I wish my company was doing well.
I wish I could do my own thing.
I wish I could make a living doing what I am the best at.

Unfortunately none of this works out when you are poor from the start.
663 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-15 10:58
bu~n(p)
664 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-15 16:25
>>650,651
That's kind of what I was getting at
665 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-16 04:46
You're telling me esports aren't just Spanish sports?
666 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-16 09:23
Don't let a hedgehog into so light a trousers.
667 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-16 10:17
muk
668 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-16 10:27
Hey man! It's a fine day with you around!
669 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-16 12:15
*cough cough* feeling sick sucks
670 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-16 13:59
>>664
Oh Good, then we are in agreement. Fuck Socialist Sanders and Lying Hillary. Make Murka White Again.
671 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-16 17:06
Pens.
672 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 00:10
>>666
Joke's on you, Sonic doesn't wear pants!
673 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 00:40
Pencils.
674 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 12:08
Stylus.
675 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 14:33
Crayon.
676 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 14:35
Scented Markers!
677 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 14:46
Metal oxides in water-based solution!
678 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 16:53
>>672
But that is indecent. Someone think of the children.
679 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-17 17:24
>>676
This is also indescent! Stink of the children!
680 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-18 11:33
INCANDESCENT
681 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-18 11:34
clogged the toilet with a big poop
682 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-18 14:17
Next time, clog it with multiple smaller poops. This is truly the way of the master.
683 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-18 15:31
These combini seem a little bit too convenient.
684 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-18 19:29
UNDER THE KNIFE SURGEON TO ISSHO
685 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-19 19:31
Must bump.
686 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-19 22:42
Out of town for work bump
687 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-20 03:30
Touch Dic
688 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-20 07:50
Sober days can be alright, if you have hobbies.
689 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-20 08:56
My fav game will disappear soon,it's a very VIP FPS game, so Im kind of sad...
for people asking, its planetside 1 , ~10 days left
690 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-20 12:00
I can't stop playing Quake 2.
691 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-20 13:55
>>690
Railgun some Stroggs for me too bro. I gotta pick up a copy of this again, been blasting through Quake 1 and some mods thereof lately.
692 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-20 14:23
>>691
The SSG in Quake 2 is a lot cooler than the one in Quake. I really like to get close and launch Stroggs into the air with it.
693 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-20 15:18
I liked those older beta versions of Ace of Spades. Even managed to play with a few VIPPERS.
694 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-21 05:56
You're a spade
695 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-21 09:48
Africa is a space of aids.
696 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-21 14:06
>>695
That's racist.
697 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-21 17:46
>>696
You win some, you lose some, it's all the same to me
698 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-21 22:27
>>692
The arsenal in Q1 is overall pretty basic. They work better than expected from how they sound on paper, perhaps, but "cooler weapons" is something a lot of FPSes can claim.

The expansion packs added some neat stuff, though.
699 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-22 12:39
>>693

I remember this, it was like minecraft, but every block took 3hits to destroy,
I wonder if the free version is still out there and we could host a VIP server of one of the older builds.
700 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-22 13:08
>>699
Yes, version 0.58 seems like the right one to do.
701 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-22 15:31
>>698
But I rejoice in the Quake 2.
702 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-22 15:39
>>700
There is a hacked version of 3.5 out there which is the purest and best ace of spades. At least one of the guys working on it is a DQN.
703 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-22 16:04
>>702

But .58 is the las one with a pick axe and the first one with the shotgun, it is the purest and best.
704 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-23 07:15
>>703
Blasphemy.
705 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-23 12:23
>>701
Have you found the pic of Carmack's car hidden in the palace?
706 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-23 13:28
>>704
It's the truth, but more importantly we need to make some VIP QUALITY maps with pyspades or voxed.
707 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-23 15:31
>>703
I like .54 because /v/ told me to.
708 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-23 16:01
00:01hrs
709 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-24 03:12
I don't know how I got here.
710 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-24 03:48
Angry Cesar in drag is a crossdressing cross dressing.
711 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-24 05:01
B R E X I T
712 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-24 05:04
713 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-24 05:14
>>711
7-11

Thank heaven for that, I guess.
714 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-24 15:56
What food do you make for a visiting lesbian? Salmon cookies, of course.
715 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-24 18:36
>>714
This isn't the joke thread.
716 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-25 13:13
>>715
, he said

wwwwwww
717 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-25 21:41
first time today

first time in 5 years
718 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-25 23:11
>>717

        ∧_∧
       ( ゚´∀`)、   Welcome back!
       ,ノ_つ,' 3とノヽーっ
      と__,|   ⊃ ⌒_つ
         `'ー---‐'''''"
719 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-26 03:00
Why is it that I look at some random girl who has been checking out my profile I immediately imagine a life together with her?
720 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-26 22:56
Why is that every time I feel dissatisfied with my current relationship I jack off to nudes of my ex and feel better?
721 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-27 02:08
FUNK DAT!
722 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-27 07:36
I wish I had an ex so fuckable that even her nudes would be sufficient wank material
723 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-27 15:26
I wish I had an ex or a current relationship.

Okay, not really, but it had to be said.
724 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-28 11:20
Guess I'm the lonely VIPPER today.
725 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-28 13:35
Takusan balls, sukoshi penis!
726 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-28 15:49
>>724
We can be lonely together. :3
727 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 03:40
Let's bump uglies
728 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 03:44
Nondescript Alcoholic Beverage
729 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 06:58
Long Island iced tea pitchers for free
730 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 15:50
Glitch hop!
731 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 15:51
MUNYUU 2 PUNYUU
732 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 20:02
バムプ
733 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 22:08
hhhhh
734 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-29 23:23
howdy !
735 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-30 04:19
I need to vacuum that computer
736 Name: Dix Boner 2016-06-30 05:57
Hello, my name is Dix Boner, how are you today?
737 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-30 08:33
I have only the strongest farts today.
738 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-30 16:56
Hi, I'm here to turn in my NEET badges for reason of having landed that job
739 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-30 20:03
You should feel happy that you earned your NEET badges in the first place, >>738. Always remember those happy days
740 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-30 21:29
>>738
Bittersweet grats

I just dropped 70% of my net value on a pile of bricks and will be in debt until I am twice my age
I am a tory's wet dream, too bad it's just in time for the dissolution of western society, thanks Boris
741 Name: VIPPER 2016-06-30 22:11
>>740
Boris an issue

It's the JEWS.
742 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-01 20:42
>>741
Boris the JEWS. Gove the JEWS. May the JEWS. Everybody walk the disonaur
743 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-01 21:56
Is "Four Living Creatures" a reference to Revelation?
744 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-01 22:56
>>743
You're kind of reaching there. I thought it was a reference to Majora's Mask
745 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-02 00:45
>>742
( ´∀`) It's always the jews.
746 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-02 09:47
How do you do, fellow internetizens?
747 Name: Dix Boner 2016-07-02 13:12
>>746
My name is Dix Boner and I am feeling good, how are you?
748 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-02 19:58
:3 & c
749 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-03 13:42
Can't wait for my vacations. I have no idea what I'll do.
750 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-03 14:06
>>746

I have a slight headache but I am ok.
751 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-03 14:20
>>746
Just secured money so I am slightly better off starting from next monf.
752 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-03 15:46
I'm in Spain.
753 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-03 21:06
>>752
How's the rain?
754 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-04 02:24
* S * G * D * Q *
755 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-04 05:08
TOMORROW MORNING/TODAY IS MY COUNTRIES BIRTHDAY AND ALSO THE DAY THAT AFTER FIVE YEARS OUR JUNO PROBE REACHES JUPITER! AMERICA IN SPACE! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
756 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-04 05:33
CHINA / DIRTY / DISCO
757 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-04 06:52
[COREAN] [CLEAN] [RAVE]
758 Name: SHANGHAI SUMMER SMILE 2016-07-04 10:15
SHANGHAI SUMMER SMILE
759 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-05 00:47
KILL CRUSH DESTROY
760 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-05 07:30
USA
761 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-05 09:08
Sun May 15 00:42:24 EDT 2016 Rejected IGTH.ZIP because: "geben Kredite an Deus Vult" bedeutet "'Graphics from Deus Vult by Huy Pham' in dein Textdatei schreiben"; es bedeutet nicht "stehlen die CREDIT Grafik von Deus Vult"
762 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-05 19:08
Statement.
763 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-05 21:36
REMOVE KEBAB
E
M
O
V
E

K
E
B
A
B
764 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-05 23:58
STOP THIS MADNESS
765 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-06 11:12
Having not bumped for a few days already, VIPPER finds it harder to bump worthily and thereby return to the land of immortal men.
766 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-06 12:01
gaynus
767 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-06 22:54
My nipples are erect.
768 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-07 01:08
BREECHLOADER
769 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-07 02:00
Hey guys, I'm bumping the thread as I show up in accordance with the rules. Good day, VIPPER.
770 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-07 13:57
Sweat.
771 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-07 17:39
I'm back to text boards after 2-3 years. It feels good to be back.
772 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-07 17:52
Nyanpasu~
773 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-07 18:43
Nyanpiss.
774 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 00:02
Nyanpeace
775 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 00:38
Nyanpaws
776 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 03:18
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
777 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 07:36
>>776
*Nyanplain
778 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 10:31
I hate it when cats try to nyansplain stuff to me. Check your privilege, feline scum!
779 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 12:05
Nyanpause.
780 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 14:57
Nyanpraise.
781 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 15:52
Nyanpals.
782 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-08 17:34
NYANPANIC!!!
783 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 00:54
Nyanpantsu.
784 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 03:52
Nyanpass
785 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 08:17
Nyanpple pie.
786 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 10:18
Nyanphthisiotherapeutics
787 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 11:07
Nyanparole.
788 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 11:25
Why are you all saying Nyan-something today?
789 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 13:41
Nyanperplexed
790 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 15:29
NyanJEWS
791 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 17:36
>>788
don't be so nyanpasse
792 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 19:18
gaynus
793 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 19:22
Nyanpass me the salt please
794 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-09 20:58
-THIS POST IS LOCKED. PLEASE PURCHASE A NYANPASS TO READ THIS POST-
795 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 02:30
Nyanus
796 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 05:35
>>794
What is the cost for a NYANPASS? 5 coins?
797 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 05:36

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798 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 08:47
>>793
I'm nyanpassing.
799 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 12:31
This thread is starting to nyanpiss me off. I thought we had nyanpassed these low quality posts.
800 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 13:52
Recursive-descent nyanparser
801 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 14:51
I'm the nyanpastor.

Confess your sins to me.
802 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 15:51
>>802
I ate some of my roommate's nyanpasta without asking him. I don't think he noticed but I'm too nervous to say anything.
803 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 16:01
>>802 IT WAS YOU!! I KNEW IT FUKKER IM GONNA RIP YOUR GUTS RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT AND nyanPISS IN YOUR MOUTH YOURE FUCKING DEAD
804 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 17:43
>>803
Stay right there. I'm sending the nyanpaladins on you.
805 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 17:52
>>801
I looked under my sister's skirt yesterday and saw her nyanpantsu.
806 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 18:58
So, hey, can anyone give me a rundown on what happened to SAoVQ between 2011 and now? I kind of fell out of visiting in late 2010 for reasons and only recently found my way here thanks to a friend.
807 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 20:00
>>801
Thanks, but I'm not sure I can open up about my nyanpast.
808 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-10 22:26
>>806
You have friends here?

Will they share a nyanpastie with me?
809 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 05:43
Disturbance // Endless
810 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 14:12
Come with me to my nyanpalace.
811 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 15:36
>>798
No nyanpassing.
Angry guard cats inside.
812 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 16:19
Let's grind this up with the mortar & nyanpestle.
813 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 16:47
I'm sad that the only car I can afford is an old Nyanpassat.
814 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 20:00
nyanpassing the time with my favourite nyanpastime; nyansturbating
815 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 22:15
Renchon is rolling in her future grave. Forever drifted off to greener nyanpastures.
816 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-11 23:15
God is dead and we have killed him.
817 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-12 03:05
I want to play a single player space exploration game along the lines of Star Control II: Ur-Quan Masters, but a little more modern...any VIP recommendations?
818 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-12 12:45
Spore.
819 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-12 13:18
In the future, weebs will be kept alive by implanted nyanpacemakers.
820 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-12 14:35
>>806
The Great Horse Invasion happened, culminating in the assassination of smoochy-sama, and the fall of the first SAoVQ. After living as refugees on other web sites, the few remaining survivors were adopted by a motherly kaomoji and here we are.
821 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-12 15:03
>>806
I saw a dirty overcoat at the foot of the pillar of the tanasinn chamber, propped inside was an old VIPPER with time for DQN
You really think it don't you, you really think about it too, the old VIPPER scoffed as he PaYE DmeE NOuGh, well let me tell you a thing or two
I missed the 93-14 war, but not the sorrow afterwards my DADDY dead, my MAMA and I, ran from the horse Jews.
The next war began and my VIP sailed I released a lot of emergency mittens, five long years of DOGGY COOL that left 6 gorillion dead
The few returned to old SAoVQ we lived around SVQW square, the VIPCOINS we payed and COOL FREE RINGTONES lost to the changing tide
How could we know when I was young the QUALITY that was to come, the cats on the tables in the battlefield and now the terror in the scientific tsun
There's VIPPERS and VIPSAUR and VIPSAUR and VIPSTARS they taught you how to nuns your pass through suiks and famine and war and peace we can never close this gap
So leave me now the mood is gone, but remember the tales I tell, the memories that you've dredged up are a dispatch forwarded from tanasinn.
822 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-12 23:09
DA DU DI DAM DIDI DU DI DAMM
823 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-13 15:39
Get rectilinear
824 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-13 17:22
After moving to Japan my life has pretty much become a harem SoL. Holy shit.
825 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-13 18:48
>>825 which character are you? The tsundere? Mysterious transfer student? The main character's comic relief best friend?
826 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-13 18:51
>>825
I can tell you're the comic relief.
827 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-13 20:48
>>825
The beta nu-male MC, of course.
828 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-14 06:21
I am obviously the loli shitheads.
829 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-14 13:21
The show is about lolis fisting each other, met with wildly high critical reception and a myriad of awards.

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830 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-14 19:59
The Loli Shitheads
831 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-14 20:22
No, John, you are the lolis.
832 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-15 03:19
desu
833 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-15 03:34
Shitting on the loli's heads.
Loli coprophagy the animation.
834 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-15 18:03
I'M HERE
who's got some Soho I can borrow?
I Wont bring it back soon.
835 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 06:45
Under the moon loli to issho
836 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 11:05
Thanksgiving came early to Turkey.
837 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 16:57
The nyanpasu.
838 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 17:14
>>836
Too bad it was overcooked.
839 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 17:58
Hey Hey how's the heat ?
840 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 19:43
Pick up the nyanpace.
841 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 23:01
< \( ´∀`) Hello, fellow VIPPERs. Have you considered making any apologies recently?
842 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-16 23:07
tossers
843 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-17 00:44
The old threadstarter was the only good one.
844 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-17 02:30
Twisted threadstarter
845 Name: VIPPER SAYS: 2016-07-17 08:41
always bump this thread before you go out somewhere
846 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-17 13:22
>>843
>>844
I take that as a compliment.(´・ω・`)
847 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-17 14:07
B U M P
U
M
P
848 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-17 17:15
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!
849 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-17 18:53
Hey, new day new me!
Doesnt mean better me, just a new one.
850 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 01:50
Back to work tomorrow. (´・ω・`)
851 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 10:04
Whoa, I thought SAoVQ had died. I'm glad it's still around.
852 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 12:51
>>850
and so am eye after a ling and hard weekend staring at sweaty men play fighting games
853 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 14:30
Well, I've got to post something. So here it is.
854 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 15:08
pork pie penis
855 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 15:27
SOFTENYAN
856 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 17:26
Haruhi mittens
857 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 18:54
アンド ア ニップ ノング チング チョング トゥ ユー トゥー
858 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 19:30
>>857 チングチョングくん、 ナイスの ぽすとです
859 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 03:59
I've neglected you all.
860 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 12:57
I decided to drop shampoo and all those dangerous liquid sopes and washed my hair with a bar of sope instead. The result was that my hair became nice and fluffy but it smells really strongly of bar sope. Maybe I'll wash it more thoroughly the next time.
861 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 16:55
Good sushi is hard to come by
862 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 18:11
Your imouto's sushi restaurant
863 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 18:16
If i had an imouto i would probably visit her sushi restaurant...
if you know what i mean.
864 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 21:51
My feet are cold yet I have no will to put on socks.
865 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 01:57
Venis in pagina
866 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 06:26
I have a cold and the drains are blocked.
867 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 08:21
UNDERSTAND

UNDERSTAND

THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

UH
868 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 10:45
Where's the nyanpasu?
869 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 12:25
that's just plain nyanpoppycock
870 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 12:34
Venus in retrograde
871 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 15:59
872 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 20:21
Ah yes, the ol' "Double vagina" motif prevalent in all good folk tales.

I remember the dream I had as a child where I had an extra penis, but it came out of my belly button, and it wouldn't stop shitting. I was on a school trip in the woods, walking around and trying to act normal for all passers-by while trying not to draw attention to my leaky piss-screamer. It didn't work. Moral of the story: wake up before you soil the bed.
873 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-21 17:50
Have you tried Crystal Pepsi yet?
874 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-21 18:37
If by Pepsi you mean methamphetamine, yes
875 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-21 19:41
What is VIP
What is free VIP
What is VIP
VIP is (not) free
876 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-21 20:42
Free VIP was too tame for >>875
877 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-22 03:06
We'll head 'em off at the nyanpass!
878 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-22 10:08
Бляааааааааать
879 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-22 16:27
Save me from the HORSES
880 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-22 17:26
Poongko can be adorable at times. :3c
881 Name: RAPE HORSE 2016-07-22 18:13
>>879
My name is RAPE HORSE and I'm so horny it's crazy!
882 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-22 22:43
BBC like 1-2-3, Order a billion dollar chain like I'm Gucci Mane~!! You can snatch my chain and it ain't no thang, no wealth in my pocket yet, It's all in my mind~!!
883 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-22 22:45
>>878
Сууууууууука
884 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 02:51
Is Suika still banned from SAOVQ?
885 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 04:12
Eunuch's manuscript
886 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 06:40
Eunuch's operating system
887 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 10:37
I'm broke.
888 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 15:07
So what is it?
889 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 16:20
im alive
890 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 17:03
The pleasure of having bees inside
891 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 17:52
since when does DIRTY not work anymore? all i hear is my own thoughts. thoughts of filth.
this is wrong and i need restitution.
892 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 18:43
"save your sanity and avoid this awkward nutsack of a game"
893 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 19:31
My heart was soakin' and I broke it in a young world.
894 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-23 20:29
>>888 it's the coke in your earrrrr
895 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 10:19
I have been extremely flatulente these past few dayse.
896 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 15:20
губы plz
897 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 18:34
>>896
нянпасу
898 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 18:44
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPPING THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
899 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 19:13
Shoulda called it a beenis
900 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-24 20:15
>>897
WORLD WIDE WEB
901 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 00:08
Overqualified for shit, underqualified for not-shit
902 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 01:12
Hello. I found yet another instance of the old SAoVQ frontpage on, yet again, an old computer. It's here: https://p.fuwafuwa.moe/gilkom.7z

Presumably some posts could be recovered from this, or you can just keep it around as a memento or something. Whatevs.
903 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 01:51
/saovq/ is infested with /pol/kids
RIP /saovq/ you used to be VIP Quality
904 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 02:17
>>903
That's the internet in general anymore
905 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 02:31
>>902
Please reupload tis, i did not manage to donwload it
906 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 02:33
>>905 it's still there, and continues to work. Try wget on the command line?
907 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 08:08
>>903
Bye JEW
908 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 11:07
I FOUND NO RESULTS WHEN I SEARCHED THE INTERNETS FOR "BICKES BOCKES"
909 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 14:29
I doubleposted in the suika thread by accident, someone should delete it.
910 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 17:18
>>903
We've had NIDA and JEWS for 10 years and now we're /pol/? ちょw
911 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-25 18:27
>>910
NidaJEWS and JEWnidas are the worst.
912 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-26 02:03
Here's for 10 more years of JEWS
913 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-26 18:50
Bickes bockes
914 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-26 19:16
>>903

You don't post like a VIPPER and unsurprisingly seem to have no idea what you're talking about.
915 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-26 19:52
>>903
You seem very upset. Maybe you should cut down a little on the time you spend here. It would do you good in the long run.
916 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-26 21:03
I'm going to fuck your but
917 Name: JEWISH VIPPER 2016-07-26 22:17
I'm not seeing the big deal here
Someone send me some bigger deals please
918 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-26 23:06
>>917
How about a free one-way trip to the chamber.
919 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-26 23:17
To just be.. or to VIP... THAT, is the question!!
920 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-27 03:24
the tangerine chamber
921 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-27 04:30
the 'tang chamber
922 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-27 09:46
a chamber full of tanned girls sinning
923 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-27 14:00
JujiNGU
924 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-27 16:40

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               i::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
               |::::::::::::::::::::::::::i    _____________
               j、_::::::::::::::::::::::|  /
         ≦二ヽ   \::::::::::::::i < THIS IS A ROBBERY! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VIPCOINS!
       /三二≡=ー  \::::::/   \_____________
       ゝ--―   ´   ̄ミメ
    γ´// i i            ヽ
     ,' // :i i            |
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  i //}ko。 マヾx   i        ゝ-oミ三三}j㌢ノ  ̄
  j //   }ko。    |      ノノ ヽ  i㌢i!i!|´
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  |             ノ \  .。o
  | j ヽ     ___rfノ
γ´  `ヾ三三|}k  o  ヽ

925 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-27 19:25

          _,,..,,,,_
         / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
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926 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 06:06
What's a VIPcoin, >>924-san? We only deal in shekels here.
927 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 07:42

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               i::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
               |::::::::::::::::::::::::::i    _____________
               j、_::::::::::::::::::::::|  /
         ≦二ヽ   \::::::::::::::i < GIVE ME YOUR SHEKELS TOO OR EVERYONE GETS HURT!
       /三二≡=ー  \::::::/   \_____________
       ゝ--―   ´   ̄ミメ
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     ,' // :i i            |
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  i //}ko。 マヾx   i        ゝ-oミ三三}j㌢ノ  ̄
  j //   }ko。    |      ノノ ヽ  i㌢i!i!|´
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 :i!                 \       ./
  |             ノ \  .。o
  | j ヽ     ___rfノ
γ´  `ヾ三三|}k  o  ヽ

928 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 08:18

          _,,..,,,,_
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          `'ー---‐'''''"

929 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 11:18

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930 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 12:48

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931 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 13:49
penises
932 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 16:51
I gave them all to daddycool, robber-san.
933 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 18:56
rob my anus
934 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 19:06

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               i::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
               |::::::::::::::::::::::::::i    _____________
               j、_::::::::::::::::::::::|  /
         ≦二ヽ   \::::::::::::::i < SPANKING ROOM ONLY.
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935 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-28 19:28
The book I read about Enron ended on chapter 7.
936 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 01:15
Dogs are better WANWAN
937 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 01:17
🐺🐶🐺🐶🐕🐕🐕
938 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 04:45
Is there a backstory behind this place? I'm intrigued.
939 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 07:04
>>938
Once upon a time, there were three bears.
940 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 07:37
They met a man dressed in yellow and white, named Ronald.
941 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 14:33
A nigger for every jew
Drinking mountain dew
All night they will screw
Their racemixing is true
942 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 16:20
TOUCH MY PINGAS
943 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 18:11
The land of the VIP, and the home of the QUALITY
944 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 19:30
Cozy smoked salmons
945 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-29 20:22
Goodbye all, it's been a good run. I'll see you in the Lord's land.
946 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 00:32
Are Haruhi and Eris one?
947 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 01:26
5 more rounds until you meet "DARK"
4 more rounds until you meet "DARK"
3 more rounds until you meet "DARK" shit your pants now
2 more rounds until you meet "DARK"
1 more round - you'll see "DARK" now! Go on brave lad

1shot dark is gone kthxby
948 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 09:03
Noam Chomsky radicalized me.
949 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 17:26
radical dude
950 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 18:10
Just waiting for my turn
951 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 18:23
Radical Islamists popping ollies
952 Name: It's good to be back guys !8NBuQ4l6uQ 2016-07-30 19:33
VIPPER
953 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 19:46
I couldn't beat any of the VIP games for the life of me
954 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-30 21:33
>>945
May you find peace from this wretched life, my friend.
955 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-31 15:20
It's basically a dream that's so terrifying that one has a nocturnal emission
956 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-31 16:17
The prince of Nigeria called
He wants his money back
957 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-31 16:27
THE SWOUGHTERS
958 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-31 22:34
日本語でおk
959 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 04:05
this is the first time i visited in weeks
960 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 10:32
+1 post
961 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 13:45
+1 pork sword of penetration
962 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 15:26
Ara, nyanpasu~
963 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 16:04
heating up a nyanpasty
964 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 16:56
I thought the cactus was a giant nug of weed for a while.
965 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 18:49
Checking this sight on my new fone.
966 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-01 20:37
I really like 83face.png
967 Name: !!wASIHAG0zcL 2016-08-02 17:39
I DONT LIKE ANYTHING
968 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-02 19:00
I got handed over to a moonspeaker by a recruiter to prove my moonspeak ability. My honour is sullied by my subsequent failure. Goodbye, VIPPER.
969 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-02 19:57
Meanwhile I nyaned and passed.
970 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-02 21:25
cats playing catch
971 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-03 09:04
crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal
972 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-03 14:52
VIPPER-TRIPPER (ʘϣʘ )
973 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-03 16:11
Trou-blew
974 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-03 18:34
Having free time sure is nice.
975 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-03 21:45
gaynus
976 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-04 13:23
Your dad's gaynus
977 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-04 16:03
I wanna be a VIP☆STAR
978 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-04 17:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOtV9iZBMRM
I want to feel the MOTHER☆VIPPING music
979 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-05 05:24
۩
980 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-05 17:52
Gallop away gee-gee dear
981 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-05 18:17
>>40
Where are the previous 39 posts. (´・ω・`)
982 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-05 20:34
I don't post much any more, but I still post.
983 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-05 23:00
Don't post, feel.
984 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-06 02:17
985 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-06 12:54
I feel... like posting. Checkmate, Satanists.
986 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-06 13:59
I feel a big penis
987 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-06 15:16
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988 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-06 17:21
Attempting to anally penetrate the jaguar is not advised.
989 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-07 01:37
What about the cheetah?
990 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-07 12:52
All The World Is Drowning In Shit deftly bridges the gap between the scatological and the eschatological. 1/5
991 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-07 13:05
>>989
Only if you play this in the background while doing it.
https://youtu.be/IUeYdjZJJBM
992 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-07 14:16
>>991
JEEDERMEN
993 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-07 19:42
downhill
994 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-08 02:51
ayy lmao
995 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-08 05:05
Soon...
996 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-08 06:11
I don't like Fate/Anything at all. But the crossovers like YuruYuri:Zero and Fate/Touhou are too fun.

I wish I understood myself more.
997 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-08 08:21
Blood pit.
998 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-08 10:25
SOFT NYAN
999 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-08 11:33
HARD Nyan
1000 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-08 13:09
НЯНПАСУ~

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