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40 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 17:53
Beer
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 23:34
I want a cute 2d girl to drain my balls and call me her older brother
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 23:35
>>41
Wrong thread.
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-16 23:36
>>42
No, no it isn't.
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 00:09
>>43
Yes it is.
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 07:13
NEW DAY NEW BUMP

>>44
No it isn't, and I still want a cute 2d girl to drain my balls and call me her older brother.
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 08:57
What do the Isotope and Noko buttons do in the Option menu?
47 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 11:42
Jews did 9/11.
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 12:27
Fartazoid was here
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:00
VIPPER did 9/11.
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:01
VIPPER did Jewess.
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:43
I see the number 666 all over. I've looked out for this for the past 11 years now. First one 6 appears, then quickly two others in places that usually holds numbers like a clock, score, numberplate, K/A/D, etc.

It's like someone, or something, wants to tell me something.
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:45
>>51
God is telling you to form a death metal band.
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-17 17:53
It's me, VIPSTIN! It was me all along!

You all bought it. Even the JEWS! Even GEORGE BUSH bought it!
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 00:03
My room smells heavily of farts.
55 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 00:08
I cannot shave against the grain.
56 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 01:38
>>55I
I shave with the grain, then rinse, then relather, and then against it.
57 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 03:38
Soften the hair with a face towel soaked in hot water for at least ten minutes prior to shaving. This makes the hair softer and encourages a rounder cut and as well as making it less likely to create ingrown hairs. Don't use shave cream from a can or that gel shit. They have a lot of alcohol and other shit that robs the hair of it's moisture and makes it brittle and increases the chances of the cut being jagged. First sweep go with the grain, second go against. Aftershave is a joke. It doesn't prevent infections or razor burn and just dries your skin out. Some nice cream based moisturiser will ensure strong happy skin and less break outs.

I still want a cute 2d girl to drain my balls and call me big brother.
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 05:37
I'll call you big brother VIPPER-kun <3
59 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 05:52
I like to take a pair of scissors into the shower for fuller beards, or just the razor if I'm shaving regularly. I take them into the shower, and do it in there. I don't need cream or anything like that and it simply required cleaning the drain out every 2 years or so.
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 11:27
Eating the boogers.
61 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 14:29
I just use an electric razor.
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 18:13
I can't control IT.
63 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 18:59
That moment when Jacksepticeye makes a wisecrack about a game giving him an erection, and for once you *really* think about it and are acutely aware of the fact that he has a penis and you're imagining it right now
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 19:51
I kissed two different people today an neither of them were my mom.
65 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-18 19:56
>>64
Your dad, your teacher.
66 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 12:35
What do the Kha'ak want?
67 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 13:15
>>65
That's pretty rude. You have no way to know whether >>64 is home-schooled or not.
68 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 15:14
Somehow, everybody on programming BBSes is an arrogant cunt. I don't get it.
69 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 19:39
>>68
Somehow, every programmer is an arrogant cunt.
FTFY
70 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 20:04
>>69
A little extreme. IT supportists, sure, but all programmers?
71 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 23:14
>>70
Can you give a counter-example?
72 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-19 23:36
I'm not >>70, but I can vouch for my old coworker who was super cool and down to earth despite being a programmer (and a bloody good one, too).
73 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 00:55
SQUEAKY FARTS.
74 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 01:38
75 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 07:36
Man, forget goin' to the club to meet somethin' new
When I want somethin' new, I get me a basket, and I go walk around Walmart
All the women be at Walmart
76 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 10:26
>>74
world wide web consortium
77 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 12:02
THE REPLIENING
78 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 12:02
squeek
79 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-20 23:02
びゃあ゛ぁ゛゛ぁうまひぃ゛ぃぃ゛
80 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 01:31
BITCHTITS NIGGA NIGGA AAAAYYAAAYYAAAAAAHHH
81 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 03:17
It's been 8 years VIPPING here already for me.

Will I VIP another 8?
82 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 04:39
>>81
VIP4life
83 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 05:44
I have to finish that presentation by 2:00 tomorrow, but it doesn't have to be very long.
84 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 07:38
Where am I going.
85 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 07:47
I am the furthest along VIPPER
86 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 07:54
Technically it's a new day already
87 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 08:54
Finally got an album i had been working on done; now I should probably go to bed and wait for a phone call to see if I'm needed at work this week.
88 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 11:06
INHERENTLY LUDE
89 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 20:26
I want to learn how to drive.
90 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 21:27
Bumping just to comment on >>86's technicality
91 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 23:18
I can't stop buying shitty Japanese laptop computers.
92 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-21 23:25
Work didn't call so I get to relax and be lazy this entire week.
93 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 01:32
Six days until meat.
94 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 02:50
NEINTEEFOR
95 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 12:23
I hereby dub thee Zoosmell Pooplord
96 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 19:19
EASTER VIPPENYAN~
97 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-22 22:47
Full of deep resentment towards anyone who's got a paying job
98 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 02:25
>>97
embrace the NEET lifestyle
99 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 03:40
>>98
Embrace the DUBS lifestyle
100 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-23 06:49
Neetdub

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