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You laugh at me because I'm standing in the rain smiling.

1 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-17 20:02
Still don't believe me, Randy? Let's go a little further down the rabbit hole.

In the not-too distant past I "acquired" a Zaibatsu powerbook during a midnight MegaCorp raid with my crew. Nothing out of the ordinary; pretty standard for a Saturday. However, later that night while drippin' nootropics and raving at Club Lucifer thirty stories beneath the rat heap you and I know as Clover City, I booted that sucka' up and... imagine my surprise; it's got a 10kG metanet connection.

I'm sure this is all WAY over your head, but long story short, if I search "Randy Tucker" on that machine I'm gonna get 2.3 million results for YOUR interests, investments, accounts, obsessions, fears, fetishes, and fantasies. In one tab I'm mining the stock market for millions with my ZippyTrade KnowBot, in another tab I'm studying the minds of my enemies with big data analytics, and in another tab I'm watching YOU watch Brazillian fart porn in REAL TIME.

Pop Quiz: am I jerkin' it to the anal acoustics or your sweaty, bulging O-face?

Welcome to Wonder Land, kiddo.
2 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 03:53
Welcome to anal
3 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 12:52
Welcome to nyanal
4 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 15:10
gaynus
5 Name: sage 2016-07-18 16:11
Good another shit thread
6 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-18 18:33
>>5
This is the best thread on the front page.
7 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 15:09
>>6

no....
8 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 20:42
>>7
Yes, it is.
This is the best thread in the history of all threads on SAoVQ. All other threads pale in comparison.
9 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-19 21:36
Randy didn't do anything to you.
10 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-20 16:02
>>8
no....
11 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-21 18:01
>>10
Search your feelings, VIPPER. You will know it to be true.
12 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-21 18:03
>>11
Don't think, feel
Ain't no big deal
Just make it real
and don't think, feel
It don't take plans
to clap you hands
when it feels nice
just don't think twice
(This thread doesn't feel VIP)
13 Name: VIPPER 2016-07-21 23:05
>>12
That was nice. Thank you.

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