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ITT everyone needs to add one more rule [CHALLENGE]

6 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-19 19:43
All rules that by themselves cause instant victory and/or defeat are void.
7 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-19 19:48
12. All rules that contradict previous rules can be overruled, and should be identified as such.
8 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-19 20:06
833. No bees allowed.
9 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-19 20:20
1. All references to [dairy products] must be done in square brackets.
10 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-19 20:25
9+2-1. No jews allowed. That involves any derivative of Abrahamic faiths.
11 Name: JEWISH VIPPER 2016-08-19 20:47
55. no JEWSposting.
>>10 corresponds to it's number so it doesnt apply!
You could have stopped me but you didn't!
12 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-19 20:57
S. Think, don't feel
13 Name: Creative DQN 2016-08-19 21:04
XXI. Eveyone has to have a cOOL fREE nAmE!
no VIPPER allowed!
14 Name: VIPPER'S VESTIGIAL TAIL 2016-08-19 23:54
Every 11th post in this thread must be Tanasinn.
15 Name: pEOlPlE nEEDdto learn NUMBERS 2016-08-20 00:41
5558. If you need to leave the PRIVATE AREA to pee, go ahead, but you gotta tell everyone what you did.

>>14 You didn't number your rule! FOUL !!
16 Name: Supreme Ruler of the Unholy Citadel's Wine Cellar 2016-08-20 01:14
RULE 199.23 x 10 TO THE POWER OF -4 (subsection B)

Anyone caught running with scissors in a public area without a license will be forced to fight VIPsaurus within 24 hours. Convicts will be provided one (1) pair of scissors to defend themselves with.
17 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-20 01:18
657. Use proper spelling and grammar when typing your rules.
18 Name: [Milky] Trombone 2016-08-20 17:52
208. A post that successfully identifies another post failing to follow a RULE or >>7 gets to add TWO rules instead of just ONE.
19 Name: Shrek's Delightfully Insane Skateboarding Wheelie Trick 2016-08-20 18:08
Rule 2. Duplicate rule numbers are forbidden.
20 Name: Scrumdiddlyumptious 2016-08-20 18:12
3. Duplicate rules text is not forbidden, and is encouraged to reinforce THE BIG RULES
21 Name: VIPdadBOIoTHATSme 2016-08-20 18:13
2999. Duplicate rules text is not forbidden, and is encouraged to reinforce THE BIG RULES
22 Name: 2016-08-20 18:15

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23 Name: RULE NOMBRE 2016-08-20 20:54
25.12219. All prime number posts must end with a vulgarity and/or insult, shitheads.
24 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-21 00:02
1+1/2+1/4+1/8....You may choose suika or renchon, but not both.
25 Name: CHICKEN VIPPERS 2016-08-21 00:26
9. A rule becomes invalid if the rule is replied to by 3 different users using the following phrase:

Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I don't want this rule to stay!
Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I never liked you anyway!
26 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-21 03:03
XVII. Gas the jews, race war now.
27 Name: SHEISSETRACHE 2016-08-21 03:26
10001. Gotta be at least just a little bit drunk

>>24 >>26 you didn't come up with a name! I declare your rules forfeit!!
also Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I don't want this rule to stay!
Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I never liked you anyway!
28 Name: REPPIV 2016-08-21 05:14
-1. The next rule only applies to even number posts.
29 Name: Walter Melon 2016-08-21 05:36
88. Swear eternal fealty to Suika

>>24
Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I don't want this rule to stay!
Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I never liked you anyway!
30 Name: Bozo Faculty 2016-08-21 08:55
90. A rule may be reinstated by a necromancer (necromancers ITT are named after synth pop bands and their albums and song titles) if it is invalid, as long as said necromancer identifies the rule, why it is invalid, and an instance of the rule being obeyed after it has been invalidated.

>>29 did not follow the rule in >>23! I get to make another rule as per >>18!
91. Rules may be MODIFIED to add extra conditions (i.e. they can only be made less general), but the modification is only valid if the minutes in your timestamp is even!

Also, to complete the invalidation trinity:
>>24
Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I don't want this rule to stay!
Rule, rule, go away, come again another day!
Rule, rule, go away, I never liked you anyway!
31 Name: SENSE OF THE VALUES OF QUALITY 2016-08-21 10:02
123. One rule per post; if there are more, application of one in subsequent enforcement renders the others void.
32 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-21 11:48
9001. Nyanpasu.
33 Name: HAREM SHEIKH 2016-08-21 15:26
RULE 127.0.0.1. No more party pooper rules! I'm looking at you, >>31! Also >>31 contradicts the spirit, but not the letter, of >>18. Boo! Hiss!
>>32 broke the rules! >>13
RULE 192.168.0.1. All posters ∵u∵t lov∵ ∵uika. ∴l∴ po∴ters mu∴∵ d∴a∴ ∴u∴k∴∵ ∵ove S∵∴∵∴∵ ∵∴∵ g∴∵∴ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∴∵∴∵∴
34 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-21 15:53
4. Nyanpasu more.
35 Name: SHANGAI SHITHEAD 2016-08-21 16:55
>>34 Still broke >>13 !!
So here's TWO rules!
9002. Don't Nyanpasu - don't do it at all!
9003. Hydrate yourself well while you play!!

Be safe!
36 Name: Ibuki Cyka 2016-08-21 17:08
1488. JAIL! You may not nyanpasu go, you may nyanpasu collect renchons.

>>30 Did not follow rule 657. Rule 208 stipulates I may create an additional rule

Rule 777. Failure to follow a rule while creating a rule shall result in a two day restriction on creation of new rules.
37 Name: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL 2016-08-21 17:38
124. You'll never take me alive, copper
125. All <<metals>> must be indicated with double angle brackets.
38 Name: MOTHER HOT 2016-08-21 21:52
666. Eternal nyanpasu-pasu, nyanpasu.
39 Name: Bill from accounting 2016-08-22 00:07
0. the more mundane your name, the more lawful your rule.
40 Name: NYANPASU 2016-08-22 10:54
777. If you can't think of a rule to add, default to "Nyanpasu".
41 Name: VIPPA-sensei 2016-08-22 12:43
345. Don't forget to be rude on prime number posts, bitch. I'm looking at you >>31 and >>37 you fucking dumbasses!
42 Name: ♥REN♥CHON♥ 2016-08-23 15:39
80085. Nyan....pasuuu!
43 Name: Kawaii youngest Miyauchi-sibling 2016-08-23 16:57
33333333. Be cute, or die!
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-23 19:37
404. All posts from here on out must contain at least one z and q.

>>41
Fuck you >>41. You too, >>43.
45 Name: Thomas Walkman 2016-08-23 20:59
Don't feel compelled to number your rule, it's up to you.
46 Name: z q 2016-08-23 21:16
Hey >>44 you don't have a cool name, so your rule's invalid, asshole!
But pursuant to >>20-21 I'm basically gonna go off and double this shit up!

405. All posts from here on out must contain at least one z and q.
406. All posts from here on out must contain at least one z and q.

hey hey hey! >>45 You can't just go and break >>5 !!
I'm mad as hell now!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
z q
47 Name: A HAIRY RUFFIAN 2016-08-23 22:44
31337. While pointing out failures to follow rules, everyone must substitute quasi-acceptable but related sneer for fucking profanity.

For example, >>44 was certainly dropped headfirst in the chamber as a child.
48 Name: VEPPIR 2016-08-24 05:57
>>47 did not include at least one z. As rules 405 and 406 have been broken, 31337 is invalidated. Quite a shame for you, but I am granted an additional rule by rule 208.

1234. The effect of all rules declared in power-of-two numbered posts are doubled.

(*‘ω‘ *) < 5678. Every 6th rule declared from this point on must be presented by a kaomoji or a text art character.
49 Name: BONEY M&M, now with extra <<Calcium>> 2016-08-24 08:21
144. [Each rule stated in perfect square post numbers must be delimited by square bracketz. The spelling is international as I am a little bit drunk as per Rule 10001 (>>27)]
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-24 10:22
50. If you are this post, ignore the rules.
51 Name: SHINE ON YOU CRAWFISH DIME 2016-08-25 20:10
15,000. This rule appliez to Even-numbered posts only:
Make sure you compliment someone in the thread, past or future, for the quality of what they did.
52 Name: VIPSTORIAN 2016-08-26 12:41
1944443. >>58's documentary, 'Sage: or I Learned to Stop Worrying and Bump Threads,' is mandatory viewing. Released to widespread critical acclaim and winner of the 1993 <<Gold>> Bananas for Best Documentary and Best Original Score, it is considered by many to be the crux of >>58's work as a director. The film touches on controversial and divisive subjects other directors avoid, but not >>58. 'Sage' is VIP QUALITY!

Also, zq.
53 Name: CAH-YOOTEST LIL' RENCHON 2016-08-26 13:15
0. This rule is an exception to all other rules.
54 Name: Dante from the VIPPER May Cry Series 2016-08-29 15:11
2244. Always host a crazy party on every multiple of 100 post.

I'm sure >>100 will.
hold a quality party!

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55 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-30 22:11
553. Point out that this is a dumb thread.

This is a dumb thread.

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