∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Only if it passes the Harkness test. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Naughty bad. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < It's for Uncle Gubsy. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I'm more of a Scully. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Try a diet of beans, broccoli and eggs. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Foreskin's a little tight. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, just a formica countertop. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < That's not a roar; this is a roar. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I prefer the letter Þ. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I would, but I'm not good enough at ASCII art. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < One, two, NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < He was a child soldier in Zaire back in the day. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, he's a swede. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < The cloacal fin. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Fool, you have no farthing to flick! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Same reason why some peanut butter is chunky all the time. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────
( ´ー`) < It all comes from the same source. NEXT!
\ < └──────────────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────
( ´ー`) < The real question, to quote an African man, is "why are you gay?"
\ < └──────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────
( ´ー`) < Because I am irresistibly sexy. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────
( ´ー`) < Because they are autistic and have been convinced by the media that sexual obsession is a good substitute for personality. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < High functioning autism doesn't actually exist and is just societal cope for dealing with introverted anti-social narcissists who have no actual reason for their unwarranted senses of self importance. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < If you have to ask you already know the answer. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < If you have to a.k y∴∴..∵∴. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < It's not impossible, strictly speaking, but the odds aren't in your favor. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < All the innocent kids grew up and the pedophilic executives got fired. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Sure it is. Your mother's public access, after all. NEXT!
\ < └───────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < The sodium will get to you first. Happened to one of my relatives. NEXT!
\ < └──────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Yes, and when my fairy godfather asked my what my wish was I said, NEXT!
\ < └──────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Seen it? I've LIVED it! It's based on my life memoirs. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < What is this, the literature club? I shook tails with Moby Dick once, but that's it. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < If African, a sizable amount of rex. If European, slightly lessl. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < You must think I am stupid enough to fall for that. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < They emerge from the output socket of a baby-maker amid a flood of phlegm, bile, blood, and faeces. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, it would be too humorous. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー`) < Over dinner with Xenu, yes. NEXT!
\ < └───────────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No; I'm more of a lyrical gangster. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I'm just a nigga with a finger on the trigga. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Gay sex will never go extinct. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
叩 叩 ┌───────────────
《 ´ー`》 < I am Mecha VIPsaurus and I will replace you.
Θ┐< .└───────────────
└Θ┐ ↑
└Θ┐ ┏Θ
└Θ┐ ┏Θ┛
└Θ┐∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧┏Θ┛
└Θ %% ≡ ≡ ≡ ≡ %% Θ┛
└VV──────VV┘
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Get out of my sight, rept'noid! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Bang 'em loud! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ancient Latin writing had no "U", only "V", and used "V" for sounds where modern English would prefer "U". NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < That'd be the Bavarian Schlüßelscheißefrucht. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Those are the bananas I'm having for lunch, now stuff it, you sally mc muffintits!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Come on! Seimon! NECKST!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < They do it all the time, but get really angry when anyone else joins in. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Not as such, however, I also wouldn't let a moomin go unfucked. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Crino, obviously. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < There's Mega Penis, but it's on Giga Man. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪