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[VIP] SAURUS [RESURRECTED]

283 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:58

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284 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 19:55
Would you fuck a gun?
285 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 17:46

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286 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-28 20:21
should I return to shore or swim back out to sea?
287 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-28 20:45

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288 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 07:30
can we bring back the old days again?
289 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 08:38

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290 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 13:14
Do you have any chill summer 24/7 relaxed jazzy chill summer vibes for me to chill and listen to?
291 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 20:11

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292 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 01:45
Should I snort some coke?
293 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 05:14

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294 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 16:53
I snorted bepis and now my nostrils hurt. What do I do?
295 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 17:00

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296 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 17:16
MY NOSE IS BLEEDING AND I AM LOSING CONSC
297 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 18:35

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  ( ´ー`)    < Bröblem sölved xD xD NEXT!
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298 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 18:39
Why do so many extinct Cenozoic animals have nicknames that sound like monsters from someone's shitty D&D campaign?
299 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-04 13:58

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300 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-04 17:50
Is there Mega Man penis?
301 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-04 18:55

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302 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 14:37
Should I fuck this?
303 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 15:14

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304 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 02:36
Would you rather get a good handjob from your grandma or a bad handjob from your grandma?
305 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 21:31

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306 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-10 03:34
Is gay sex for fags?
307 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-10 10:22

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308 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 13:20
Do you want to habeeb?
309 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 04:26

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  ( ´ー`)    < I'm more of a Scully. NEXT!
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310 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 06:55
How do I get a girl to fart on my foreskin?
311 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 11:16

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312 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 09:59
How are you doing, VIPsaurus?
313 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 10:53

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314 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-17 17:15
Do you have phimosis?
315 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-02 18:16

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316 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-02 18:37
Is there a California penal code hip-hop reference for three-one-six?
317 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-22 19:54
rawr
318 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-23 03:46

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319 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-23 12:16
фффффффффффффф
320 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-28 13:45

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321 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-28 19:00
Would you show me your tongue, o VIPsaurus most excellent?
322 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-05 04:11

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  ( ´ー`)    < I would, but I'm not good enough at ASCII art. NEXT!
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323 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 21:55
Put your butt inside mine!
324 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-08 10:17

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325 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 08:37
Is Donkey Kong a gorilla?
326 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 08:55

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327 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-10 01:38
Are you subbed to PewDiePie?
328 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 15:47

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329 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-16 19:45
What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole?
330 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-16 19:54

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  ( ´ー`)    < The cloacal fin. NEXT!
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331 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-17 03:21
Fanciful Feldecarb Fountain flows full as fluttering fairies frolic fastidiously. Flick a farthing?
332 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-22 07:08

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