is there really a good way to make coffee?

1 Name: but like 2017-10-03 22:38

I don't like adding crayons into it.

2 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-03 23:09

Add semen into it instead.

3 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-09 14:57

instead of brewing coffee, use your cats shit. I hear thats what they do in indonesia, real popular with the highbrow coffee afficionados too.

4 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-09 19:18

It sounds like you're not using the crayons correctly. Pulverize them in a blender or with a pencil sharpener and use the crayon dust as a filter. Gives it a nice "bouncy" texture.

5 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-27 13:31

run poop through coffee machine, drink
use expensive enough poop and you can make a fad out of it

6 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-14 21:00

Quoted by: >>8

you have to filter it through a Japanese schoolgirl's used panties

7 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-14 21:08

I remember this thread!

8 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-14 21:30

Quoted by: >>9

>>6 can I use the cheap ones from a vending machine, or does it have to be an actual Japanese schoolgirl?

9 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-15 00:38

>>8
you gotta use the highest quality ones if you want the highest quality coffee, fool

10 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-17 00:03

Put cheese into it.

11 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-17 01:24

dick cheese

12 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 15:57

thirding the poop recommendation just boil it really hard

13 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 17:01

define "really hard" in reference to boiling something

14 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 17:54

gotta be almost splashing out the pot

15 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 18:39

Use heavy water. boiling point 101.4°C, to boil things like they've never been boilt before.

16 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 17:22

just pack your upper lip with crayons
and your lower lip with coffee
you don't have to spit.

17 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 21:24

pack my crayons in your mouth

18 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-12 08:59

Instanto covfefe

19 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 00:24

define "really hard" in reference to my dick

20 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-18 20:29

Take coffee beans, grind them into powder between two stones
Then, put the bean powder into a small silk bag
Place the silk bag in a cup of boiling water
Wait a while
You might have coffee after doing all this, you might not.

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