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[ITT] We post every time we FART =3

1 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-10 12:36
Prrrrfffffftt
2 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-10 21:03
Yeah I just did one. Tasted like old vegetables
3 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-14 17:20
FLATULENCE NOW
4 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-14 20:02
Silent social gathering mode ENGAGED.
5 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 01:52
How do you taste your own farts??????????
6 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 04:25
With a tube
7 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 06:28
Cheeky morning fart.
8 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 07:04
Holding in a fart so I can post this right as I let it out nevermind there it goes
9 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 12:19
The constant roll-out of farts currently occurring reminds me that a shit is on its way, and it's going to be huge.
10 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 18:35
I just had a huge mall fart. I had to let it rip. I hope no one noticed.
11 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 19:00
Crop dusting. A little toot with every step.
12 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-18 13:56
It kind of went "fffffft" very quickly like something sucked air out of my anus.
13 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-18 17:54
This constant expulsion of intestal air through my anal aquaduct is a sure sign I am currently digesting my dinnerfoods.
14 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-24 18:14
Post-spoon sleep where you angle yourself away so you both don't wake up horrendously sweaty 20 minutes later, inadvertently creating a funnel from your little spoon's anus directly into your nostrils.
15 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-09 16:10
Sounds resembling the enraged roars of a wild animal emerged from my rectum.
16 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-09 17:22
Tootin'
17 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-11 12:57
18 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-11 16:59
Awkwardly timed public farts with sound.
19 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-12 04:32
A quick, sudden gust that ends as soon as it begins
20 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-12 06:36
Morning farts.
21 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-12 16:49
Tactical farts
22 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-13 00:24
I often fart only to get my pants full of shit.
23 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-16 03:38
I just farted in my hand and sniffed it.
24 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-16 07:43
I have been rather void of farts recently.
25 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-16 21:05
I farted but I think I might need a courtesy wipe.
26 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-17 09:35
Void of farts recently. What is going on?
27 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-18 07:51
I farted and it sounded like a Mexican talking.
28 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-18 08:54
Finally had a long and satisfying fart at the London underground this morning.
29 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-21 13:34
WELCOME TO THE FARTERNITY
30 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-22 13:22
fartazoid was here
31 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-24 18:40
Violently farting in public again.
32 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-25 19:44
Issuing forth a gentle, fragrant breeze
33 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-25 19:58
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
34 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-25 20:37
Fart Simpson
35 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-28 13:03
Blasted some gas after taking a sloppy poo on the loo
36 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-29 11:11
Lifted myself off the chair on the bus this mroing.
37 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-30 19:50
Farting into the seats again.
38 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-04 13:11
rectal roar
39 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-05 11:18
Golly gee whiz, I must be this generation's le petomane.
40 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-05 12:52
just a small one
41 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-05 15:05
Morning flatus strikes again.
42 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-05 20:45
Anyone think the Quaker Oats guy looks like he just released the world's smelliest SBD and he's just waiting for somebody to say something?
43 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-05 23:16
a bangin' donk
44 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-06 08:23
My butt farts,
In the middle of the night.
Nobody else smells it
So I'm doing alright.
45 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-07 04:10
Too much coffee, man.
46 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-07 19:24
Trademark ©opyright Man®
47 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-08 23:26
Couch farting.
48 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-08 23:46
49 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-18 14:43
A two hit combo
50 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-18 14:46
The high-pitched flute sound when you try to be quiet.
51 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-20 00:56
The secret agent.
52 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-20 11:02
The nostril infiltrator.
53 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-21 19:14
The turbocharged to lift me up those stairs.
54 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-24 06:08
Filling the air with the aroma of Eau de Poopie
55 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-24 14:29
The slowly intensifying escalator fart that is unavoidable for those below.
56 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-11 19:46
My chair cushion stinks now.
57 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 00:33
Farting in a paternoster elevator!
58 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 05:58
Farting in a pornstar elevator
59 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 07:16
The loud and quick morning fart with all the gases that have built up over night.
60 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 15:20
a sulfurous wind
suddenly shattered silence
presence unwanted
61 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 22:46
Supreme night time fart.
62 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 12:31
Gas escaping while I'm trying to wipe after a shit.
63 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-23 14:45
Garlic farts
64 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-26 04:27
massive farts
65 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-27 07:19
I ate alfredo pasta the other night and woke up with diarrhea, just as according to plan.
66 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-29 21:54
fartazoid was here
67 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-31 22:26
>>65
alfarto
68 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-01 14:03
It's as though the Necronomicon were bound in the skin of a human arse, and some curious but unfortunate soul had dared open it.
69 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 14:58
[revving intensifies]
70 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 22:01
HUGE NEVERENDING STREAM OF FARTS
71 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-14 01:04
72 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-28 06:41
Morning farts again.
73 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-13 01:19
74 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-06 17:04
First two beats of the Star Trek Imperial March
75 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-07 09:57
Turbocharged farts.
76 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-11 02:20
Just showered about 10 minutes ago and now I let out a sloppy one >.<;
77 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-13 21:43
I bet I woke up the neighbours...
78 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-26 15:52
F.A.R.T. Schwarz
79 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-27 08:01
Overwhelmingly loud boom.
80 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-28 00:42
DashieGames making me laugh so hard I fart
81 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-08 20:27
Good pootin', tex
82 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-12 04:54
hot air balloon
83 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-16 15:49
I have been farting mesn farts for days now.
84 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-22 19:37
The "please don't hug me because I am gassy" one.
85 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-04 02:21
fart-blasting scrotum
86 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-05 16:43
Bending down to pick up something.
87 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-07 16:40
I ated too much fart-inducers.
88 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-10 01:12
Horrible sulfuric gasses
89 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-10 03:01
Audible signs of a healthy digestion
90 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-10 07:42
Turbocharged.
91 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 08:01
ripping a big one on the bus
92 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-22 21:49
I let out a silent farm this morning and it was the stinkiest fart I've created in a very long time.
93 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-22 22:16
Silent Farm
94 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 03:21
Silent Farm remembers
95 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 10:47
Don't go near Silent Farm at night
96 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-26 17:11
I fardet
97 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-15 14:07
I got dem smelly deviled egg farts and mild gas pain
98 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-07 20:19
>>56
i fapped
99 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-03 01:29
ejaculating stink gas out my butt hole
100 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-03 01:35
another little blast knocked out from laughing at past posts in this thread

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