[ITT] We post every time we FART =3

101 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-03 08:01

I have been extremely flatulent the past two days, but oddly enough only wjen I know I am around people. I call it "social farts".

102 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-03 10:59

loud morning growls and grumbles

103 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-05 23:23

Quoted by: >>104

Was at my mum's house chatting with her budgies and let out some loud marsh gas, so the male bird turns and looks around like "what the hell was that sound, and where did it come from"

104 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-06 13:08

>>103
When I first read this I imagined the bird actually speaking. In that stereotypical Al Capone gangster type voice.

105 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-07 12:14

*Social farting*

106 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-14 13:16

Quoted by: >>107

Why do women laugh every time they brap

107 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-15 14:13

>>106
→/saovq/images/629/vile_woman.jpg

108 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 22:45

In my colon there is an ongoing trial by fibre.

109 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-31 19:54

farting a fuckton

110 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-31 20:48

farting a fuck-cubic litre

111 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 11:59

Midday travel fart.

112 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-03 13:45

The ghosts of yesterday's meals are restless

113 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-04 21:25

Extreme farting for days now like I am almost reaching Jupiter-levels of gas.

114 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-15 12:29

a nice moderately-audible buzz that I could feel expanding my anus, without being super loud

115 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-16 19:19

anal grumbling

116 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-17 01:09

Issuing forth with a volume of dry gas sufficient to indicate good health, but no more.

117 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-17 18:25

Lifting myself feom my chair.

Loudly. Repeatedly.

On the train.

118 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 01:27

a gentle but satisfying fart

119 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-20 02:54

A fart that lingers under your bedding.

120 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-22 10:37

Morning trumpet.

121 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 10:35

farting in my edible panties

122 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-10 20:13

Honk honk

123 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-07 23:24

Earl de Faarte

124 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 17:15

fart fag

125 Name: （ﾟ∀ﾟ)人( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ) 2019-08-28 21:11

My nurses farted on me when they thought I was unconscious

126 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 21:16

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

127 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-31 18:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZ3u5PS2ck

128 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-01 22:39

A HUGE ONE

129 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-06 13:48

silent and non lethal

130 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-06 15:47

Toot

131 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-09 21:12

making an elephant sound with my ass

132 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-27 17:52

eggs in my diet = revolting smelling farts

133 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-01 07:41

The Dutche oven of the morning.

134 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-08 11:28

just a small one

135 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 19:02

Exhaling through my turd eye

136 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-23 21:04

A flatus so powerful that its report alone shatters distant windows

137 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-29 08:11

famous bean chili

138 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-18 20:15

PUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPU

139 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-24 08:06

amazon.com/dp/B08J2R4LD8

140 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-24 09:29

Quoted by: >>141

Literally massive BRRRRRRRAPS

Where did all this GAS come from?

141 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-24 17:51

Quoted by: >>142

>>140
you're ass

142 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-24 20:59

>>141
you are ass

143 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-14 15:36

gangster fartster

144 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-14 17:59

Everywhere I go, methane follows.

145 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-15 15:44

I have been vehemently flatulent as of recent. I wonder if I should apply for the local Flatulentsia.

146 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-17 19:17

the art of fart

147 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-17 19:30

Trouser legs a-flapping

148 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-18 00:33

oh

149 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-20 13:38

antifa(rt)

150 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-22 11:15

f(art)

151 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-23 09:54

François Jacques Le Fart also spelled Lefart (Russian: Франц Яковлевич Лефарт, tr. Frants Yakovlevich Lefart; January 2(12), 1656 – March 2(12), 1699) was a Genevan-born Russian military figure of Huguenot origin, general admiral (1695), and close associate of Tsar Peter the Great.

152 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 07:03

chapo brap house

153 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-12 13:15

Quoted by: >>155

gas the JEWS

154 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-12 15:16

almost pooped

155 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-13 19:02

>>153

braaaaaaap

156 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-13 23:23

Ghost of boa constrictors past

157 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-17 10:14

King Toot in da pyramid

158 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-22 03:03

big one just went through

159 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-11 23:25

These are some LOUD and STRONG farts. Almost as if I get sent flying off my chair every time I RIP A NEW ONE.

160 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-05 15:11

almost died from the smell

161 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-05 16:23

Quoted by: >>163

A farty party.

162 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-11 02:57

I have been eating red beans and rice for three days. Imagine the smell.

163 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-11 09:00

>>161 I just voted for their candidate.

164 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-26 19:43

i think i tore my ass with that one

165 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-29 20:47

Really straining to force out a shit when a two-toned fart escaped my rectum. Not two simultaneous tones, but a sequence of two tones equal in duration and separated by an interval in pitch roughly equal to a major fourth.

166 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-30 13:15

When it smells louder than it sounds.

167 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-01 07:42

Had to go see my proctodontist after ripping one that loud!

168 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-19 20:38

brop

169 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-06 09:25

Toots of last year's christmas

170 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-06 14:20

Echoing deep down the toilette bowl.

171 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 19:52

Turbocharged walking.

172 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-15 10:09

Buzzing like a pulse jet

173 Name: VIPPER 2022-04-10 13:37

Farting so hard I start perspiring and almost pass out.

174 Name: VIPPER 2022-04-12 18:08

Today is a vehemently flatulent day. I guess it is better than nothing. At least the gas will pass.

175 Name: VIPPER 2022-04-12 20:24

i took a massive shit and now im really gassy whats goin on????

176 Name: VIPPER 2022-04-18 15:30

The gas that I must pass, holy hell.

177 Name: VIPPER 2022-07-30 19:29

I don't fart.

178 Name: VIPPER 2022-07-30 19:35

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

179 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-04 17:38

brrrrrrrtttttrrrrrfffffd

180 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-04 18:35

POOfrrtrrr

181 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-04 18:37

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

182 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-07 16:15

jesus it smells like a corpse

183 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-07 17:44

Anus

184 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-09 01:41

prrrt

185 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-13 17:39

toot

186 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-14 09:02

i can't stop farting

187 Name: VIPPER 2022-08-14 13:10

On the verge of dingle berries

188 Name: VIPPER 2022-09-15 06:08

sound cloud

189 Name: VIPPER 2022-09-15 08:43

spotify said the room stinks cause you farted i know its probably cause i farted

190 Name: VIPPER 2022-09-17 08:23

Loud and also but not limited to PROUD

191 Name: VIPPER 2022-09-17 15:38

B R A P

192 Name: VIPPER 2022-09-20 17:33

what a fart-blasting scrotum this guy is

193 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-04 02:20

farting so hard that my computer chair rattles

194 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-04 02:39

moderate fart

195 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-04 03:54

conservative fart

196 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-04 12:03

centrist-frontal fart, i.e. up the groin

197 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-04 17:35

co-axial distal fart, i.e. out the toes

198 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-04 17:37

tOoT tOOt! Braaaaaaaap

199 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-30 01:55

I farted a moment ago when I typed a post!

200 Name: VIPPER 2022-12-30 17:43

bet u wont fard on this 200GET

201 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-03 06:29

saovsharty.party

202 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-03 19:04

good morning saovq have a good day :]

203 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-04 13:05

Quoted by: >>207

I'd have to literally live in this thread. I fart on average around 200 times an hour. I'm always ripping ass. I have a gastrointestinal problem that will more than likely never get better eventually taking my own life. I'm seriously going to die from a fart attack while ripping ass and my heart blowing out at the same time.

204 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-04 20:57

Problem? Sounds more like blessing!

205 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-04 21:13

Fart turned into a shart.

206 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-05 05:26

I am death incarnate.

207 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-05 06:37

>>203
😂

208 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-05 10:09

I fart on average 201 times per day

209 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-05 18:13

oooo wew ladd

210 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-06 00:35

Quoted by: >>211

Nooo, do NOT fart then shitsterbate! you will NOT shitsterbate!

211 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-06 19:02

>>210 that's some funny noises coming from someone whose fursona is known for its extensive and performative flatus wanks

212 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-06 22:00

well i say chap that is quite the exquisite roast however if i may claim your use of extensive syllabi words not trot thou mind even the slightest

213 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-08 00:01

Gas was passed.

214 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-08 05:24

Gas was the past. Electric farts are the future.

215 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-09 09:14

Do flatulents dream of electric farts?

216 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-09 19:31

Yes

217 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-12 11:57

Cheeky backseat warmer.

218 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-12 12:07

Ripping a loud one off on my critics.

219 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-12 20:09

booty cheeks clappin type fart

220 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-25 08:15

farts that violate the Geneva conventions

221 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-25 09:34

farts that demand new assholes

222 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-25 14:08

trips of brnnt-un-tun braps

223 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-30 22:39

I just farded

224 Name: VIPPER 2023-01-30 23:18

check to make sure u didnt shidded

225 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-01 00:53

Awwhh shieett you shidded din'chu

226 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-04 20:19

Accelerated through the narrow backstreets.

227 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-06 03:15

shartareaofvwryanusquality

228 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-20 23:29

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

229 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-21 07:06

This thread is not about sharts. It is about FARTS.

230 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-21 07:23

allow me to reiterate
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

231 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-21 10:22

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232 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-21 20:41

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233 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-22 11:58

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234 Name: VIPPER 2023-02-22 19:24

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235 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-17 06:37

Confirming a healthy bowel

236 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-17 06:44

=3

237 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-17 19:38

c=8| )=3

238 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-18 11:49

On today's Nether Report

239 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-20 20:14

flatulated while caffeinated

240 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-21 09:43

Wake up and fart.

241 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-21 20:57

wake up. whydja leave da keyz upon da table

242 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-22 19:08

I don't think you trust, in, my, self right to pass this gas.

243 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-23 16:22

Someone please, fart on my behalf so that I need not this gassiness with which up to put

244 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-23 18:34

*BrAaAAaaaAap

245 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-26 05:54

BraaaaPapApffffrrrtrrt.

246 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-27 13:41

I temporarily ascended from an office chair today.

247 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-27 18:39

into a bathroom chair

248 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-28 10:33

I imagine that I fart collectively more than everyone else that visits here combined.

249 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-28 13:33

Just let it rip.

250 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-28 18:57

rip one so heinous that you r.i.p.

251 Name: VIPPER 2023-03-30 22:21

my pant just ripped

252 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-01 15:33

Sneaking one out on the escalater.

253 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-01 18:15

flatulating a stinky one in the crowded elevator

254 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-03 09:31

hot boxed a room today with non stop farts for over an hour
opened the door and everyone told me the whole house smelled like shit
i guess that's pretty fucking cool

255 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-03 13:29

Let out some long and floppy ones outside.

256 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-03 17:19

Still am.

257 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-03 19:31

cranked out the vilest gut wrenchin heinous gas in the uber. loud as well

258 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-06 07:27

The Dutchest oven.

259 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-06 17:48

the cincinatiest air freshener

260 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-10 20:05

🏃💨

261 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-13 21:50

BLASTED through the chair

262 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-14 15:10

a fart so powerful it lifts me up slightly above the chair for a split second

263 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-14 18:46

such gluteal pressure that it cracked the cement beneath it

264 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-15 11:27

Fart with Heart
A new self-help guide by the crew behind Beano

265 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-15 22:58

bean farts. farts powered by beens

266 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-17 04:12

Subtle movement.

267 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-17 23:05

rapid movement

268 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-18 14:08

Tremolo effect

269 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-18 22:29

dubby braps

270 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-26 19:44

That's one for the fart archives

271 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-26 20:45

Just unashamedly out in the open.

272 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-26 21:11

the fartchives.com

273 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-28 00:27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBA5nS9oydg

274 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-28 05:26

cool game with dedicated fart button: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1144770/SLUDGE_LIFE/

275 Name: VIPPER 2023-04-30 00:11

brOOp

276 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-01 22:36

Slipping one in between the cracks of the couch.

277 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-02 10:16

sofa surprise

278 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-02 19:21

slipping one through the crack into another crack

279 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-02 19:49

Ass-to-gas-to-ass business, A2G2A for short

280 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-03 02:43

ass-to-gas-to-couch business

281 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-06 15:43

personally i prefer the FaaS (farting as a service) business model

282 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-06 19:05

bRaaaaaaap. dont mind me just freshening up the air in here

283 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-07 00:40

when booty calls, i answer

284 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-07 10:18

Letting the chair know who's boss.

285 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-07 15:26

farternization (fraternization between farters)

286 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-10 04:26

farternity. a eternity of farts

287 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-11 19:30

The onerous anus

288 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-12 02:37

The raucous anus

289 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-12 09:07

Establishing dominance over the furniture at home.

290 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-21 06:36

Beefin' Steven

291 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-26 10:11

little motor-revving braps while taking a piss

292 Name: VIPPER 2023-05-28 17:55

The brappening.

293 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-06 15:25

explosion at the jenkem factory

294 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-10 18:51

http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/Thebrain/

295 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-11 00:37

Blasted an enormous fart in the shower that smelled like pepperoni. I haven't even eaten pepperoni recently...

296 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-11 01:16

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaart.

297 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-11 10:50

lol its the salts
BRAAA A A A A AA A A A A AP

298 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-22 15:03

Liberating an entire day's worth of farts from the confines of my asshole.

299 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-22 17:37

Flatulously yours,

　VIPPER

300 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-23 19:46

Napoleon Bonerfart

301 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-26 23:28

Why do I bust my biggest farts in the shower, does washing my butthole jar them loose or something?

302 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-27 13:14

imagine the enclosed aroma lads.

303 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-27 22:20

Midnight express farts

304 Name: VIPPER 2023-06-28 18:31

Small little office farts.

305 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-10 02:22

Befartened.

306 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-11 11:15

beflaturd

307 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-11 11:16

Why does gas come out of my ass When i strictly put it in my car

308 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-18 10:31

mild intestinal distress

309 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-22 04:24

BWOOOOOOMP

310 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-22 19:11

pssssst

311 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-30 15:01

one brappuccino please

312 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-02 22:14

The Blast Radius

313 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-03 04:55

the gluteous gassius

314 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-04 22:00

ready for lift off

315 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-07 05:28

BrRrrRRrrraAaaAAAAAAP-BOOOM

316 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-07 15:59

Stinkor action figure

317 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-08 02:47

| )=3

318 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-08 23:16

c=8| )c=3

319 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-20 02:19

farting butthole

320 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-20 16:58

Quoted by: >>323

A little cheeky & sneaky one.

321 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-20 20:29

Less the sound of gas escaping and more the cheeks vibrating their surrounding air

322 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-21 01:11

that aint a butthole ...

323 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-21 03:43

>>320
cheeky breeky

324 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-25 07:44

nuclear blast rendering the surrounding area desolate and uninhabitable

325 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-25 09:18

Ultrafart.

326 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-25 13:09

Infrafart.

327 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-25 18:05

Farted 2 nights ago, next to a girl in my car

good thing she laughed about it, or I would have had to kill myself

328 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-26 01:05

farted 2nites ago. could still smell its pungency

329 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-13 17:48

Some loud poppers

330 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-13 20:07

i forgot how to fart

331 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-13 21:01

A healthy arse farts, but a sick one cannot stop

332 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-13 23:55

i forfart how to got

333 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-17 15:02

Casually in front lf all the Japanese passenger.

334 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-18 01:50

that feel when your farts have farts

335 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-19 14:38

mysterious egg stench

336 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-25 03:45

beens

337 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-25 14:17

Boy this really brings backs some memories. I was 12 at the time and my friend told me he had found this site called Beenz that we could use to earn points and buy stuff. There was a game that was basically a clone of Asteroids that would pay out Beenz based on how many points you scored. We were avid gamers and wannabe hackers (more like script kiddies) so we were aware of a tool like game hacker or something that would allow us to find the memory address of a given value in a game and change it to whatever value we desired. This Asteroids clone calculated the points in the browser and submitted the value when you died, so we could easily find the value and change it to 100,000,000 or something ludicrous. It worked. We were rolling in Beenz. I bought a Gameboy and some games, tons of Pokemon trading cards, and several Wal-mart gift certificates. In the end I wound up with well over $500 worth of free stuff. Doesn't seem like a big haul now, but to a fairly poor 12 year old middle school kid, we were living like kings.

The game was eventually shut down and one day I received an email from some guy. He said he wasn't angry but wanted to know how I was able to exploit the game and get so many points, and maybe one day we could laugh about it over a beer. I just sent him a reply saying "I'm 12, lol."

338 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-25 19:25

Big gas

339 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-25 21:34

Nig gaz

340 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-26 02:57

spooky

341 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-27 10:21

Slow rhytmical expulsion of methane over an extended period of time.

342 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-01 19:42

Asshole that meows softly but demandingly like a cat at feeding time

343 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-03 14:47

the spirit of Matshishkapeu

344 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-06 16:41

farting in bed

345 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-06 23:41

under the blanket gas chamber

346 Name: Claudinho e Buchecha 2023-11-07 00:03

Toda vez que eu chego em casa tenho vontade de dormir

347 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-14 00:30

farting while watching He-Man

348 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-14 01:03

this thread is heianous

349 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-14 10:58

heinously anus

350 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-14 23:15

Quoted by: >>351,352

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351 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-14 23:34

>>350
fail

352 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-15 12:41

>>350 this does somehow capture the essence of goatseness.

353 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-27 00:00

spinach pizza farts

354 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-27 01:56

imagine the sound. 🐑👀 farts

355 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-27 04:57

Midnight farts.

356 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-28 22:01

extra bass goatse farts

357 Name: VIPPER 2023-11-29 00:00

The GOAT of farting

358 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-02 00:03

last night i 007 fartburgers your mumster

359 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-04 02:47

fartazoid was here

360 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-04 23:19

what a fart-blasting scrotum this guy is

361 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-05 02:54

saOv sharty vip party

362 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-05 03:38

pee farty

363 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-05 21:48

my penis just farted

364 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-05 23:29

Olly olly olly, tits in a trolley, balls in a biscuit tin
Sitting on the grass with your finger up your ass
Playing with your diddly-ding

365 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-07 20:20

ballquaking blasts

366 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-07 20:46

ass shaking gas
cheek clappin squeak

367 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-13 17:53

Farting on your mom's face

368 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-13 18:29

BrrrRRRrraaaAAAAap

369 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-14 22:11

Cadaverine farts.

370 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-21 16:11

Cometh trumpets sounding shrill

371 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-21 18:36

thy brapnus hath been deemed thy mouth, the way it singeth melody.

372 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-22 14:23

manmade earthquake

373 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-22 18:56

woman made brap shake

374 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-24 01:25

Garlic farts so disturbing they drive even me away

375 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-24 02:47

poop gas

376 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-31 21:50

farting while reading a programming book

377 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-01 13:55

casting a very powerful wizard spell that envelops me in a cloud of poisonous gas, thus preventing my enemies from reaching me

378 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-02 03:17

happy farts in bed

379 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-03 05:26

if only ur bed had nostrils
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380 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-03 07:55

farded

381 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-03 12:10

https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/heretic/d-f/fastfart

382 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-03 22:42

Actually farted right there, how funny this was the 2nd thread.
Got on the ground, legs up, let rip.
Happy farting thread.

383 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-04 22:33

Allowing the ghost of breakfast past its escape, but not quietly

384 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-12 03:36

tiny poot

385 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-17 20:19

piney toot

386 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-18 16:03

Hans Schittenfarder

387 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-22 14:38

kookoo teetee
caca deekie

388 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-23 16:33

Bart Fahrtstardter

389 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-23 17:42

Deep resounding vibrations.

390 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-30 07:33

Gigantic flatulence.

391 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-30 19:47

I just ripped arse.

392 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-31 17:48

rest in peace to your chair

393 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-01 02:31

asshole scented deodorant

394 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-05 09:26

Copping a shart in the shopping cart

395 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-09 00:34

certified toxic gas fumes from below

396 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-09 14:08

i just did but it didn't smell

397 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-10 22:55

rest in peace to your air

398 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-10 22:58

Dutch oven

399 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-14 01:33

wew lad. i almost passed out

400 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-15 08:03

Gas was passed

401 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-15 09:28

your get is gas

402 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-17 11:50

I just stuck my ass up and farted and was pretending that there was a cock rubbing against my asshole leaking cum.

403 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-20 01:05

4 hours of non-stop farting and my belly still sounds like a big open room when I slap on it.

404 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-20 07:01

Quoted by: >>405

4 hour long stick up my ass and farted out my belly. still pyukumuku room when i slap dicks.

405 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-20 08:28

Quoted by: >>406

This >>404 should be a banner.

406 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-20 08:29

>>405
Indeed.

407 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-04 14:18

Was intending to fart on the way to the toilet, but clearly I must have misunderestimated my power and the fart turned into a shart. *le sigh*

408 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-04 17:30

I know I could google this, but I rather consult the wisdom of the crowd and start a conversation:

What foods do you think cause the most gas?

I know I farted a ton when I was on a liquid / soylent diet.
Eggs seem to make me fart plenty as well.

But it's kind of a crapshoot determining what'll give me gas

409 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-04 22:07

I haven't been fartin. I've been a bit tense

410 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-05 07:28

Intense farts

411 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-10 13:58

Trying a silent one in public but suddenly the cheeks start clapping in the wind and it sounds like a slow foghorn.

412 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-19 17:47

I have an infatuation with your flatulation

413 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-21 04:54

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