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CTRL+V cringe from elsewhere on the internet thread [BY POPULAR DEMAND]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 00:13
So not only is my mom's vag GREEN, but you have explored it enough to I.D. it from Ariel photos? This says far more about you than me friend
2 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 02:09
Kicking the shit out of the back board on my computer desk because" Dabbing" is bull shit
3 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 08:44
4 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 18:25
I mean, not to nitpick, but they did technically all fall in. The wording otherwise suggests some Escherian hellscape.
5 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-19 00:00
We don't need to become the other board. Have my downboat, and go back to digg.
6 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-19 03:11
What type of bdsm yaoi is this

(I'm not gonna lie...ash's abs are mmmmmm daddy )
7 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-19 20:08
Was this a real submission or...?
8 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-20 13:29
angrily slaps you with my 19-inch cock you like that? slaps you harder think before you speak again. See ya around, chump boy
9 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-21 09:54
Cringe culture is conservative bullshit.
10 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-21 17:57
first of all, you're a fucking furry, so get euthanized. Anyway, I think it's more of a matter of most people being right-handed, meaning that it's better to use your dominant hand to more precisely and efficiently use every command.
11 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-25 03:13
aw shit, I put the period on the wrong side. this backwards writing thing is too much work, I'm going back to my threesome with Tom and Jerry.
12 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-03 14:41
Space doesn't exist. But God does. And you'll all find that out very soon.
13 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-05 01:12
Imagine the Third Reich surrendered, the Heer went home, and decided to keep killing Jews and insisting they didn't lose. That's the South.
14 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-05 14:16
Where’s the cringe?
15 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-06 04:51
Shit my 33yr old daughter and her nigga boy who is very cut muscular and hung 11.5 inches fat as her forarm! Was into it on her couch with me in room watching this scene but I ended up getting off at daughter's ass being stretched wide open by a 20 yr old boy who she lets ass fuck her only cause he don't do pussy! But claims he gets best deepthroated by her and nobody else has been able to bottom out!
16 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-07 08:14
If I ever were to be a disappointment to my family or my friends I would at least still not have been a disappointment to fictional 2d women waiting to be headpatted

SIDE NOTE: Well good gosh darn I went to a site and found a discussion that was just embarassinig to even read.
17 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-07 22:00
Holy fuck I spent close to a thousand dollars and I got nothing new but a rare FUCK my wife's boyfriend is going to kick my ass.
18 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-23 19:01
I mean... it's true. Lets say you've got a boner and then a giant goblin made of shit slithers over and starts sucking you off.
19 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-24 05:30
ive had a smashing big peanis ever since i was 16 i am now 34 and i begin 2 worry about it even though the wifes not complaining
20 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-24 13:50
21 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-02 00:05
this channel all the naughty content i need... 😬✊✊✊✊💦💦💦💦💦💦
22 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-04 11:44
"risking interaction"

i don't understand this notion. you're not risking anything by casually interacting with someone who may have outlandish worldviews. you're not trying to interact with jason voorhees or anything.
23 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-08 20:21
24 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-09 17:23
25 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-09 19:19
Do you actually think the greeks and romans depicted in the statues, with all their architectural, philosophical and artistic ability just one day up and decided to stop all that and become swarthy mongrels who can’t even manage their own economy? I mean no offense if you’re one of them but shit, that computer you’re on without whites you wouldn’t have it for another thousand years.
26 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-10 12:13
Who are the anime mafia and what shadowy compulsions motivate them?
27 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-10 22:39
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool. It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats. Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"? Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
28 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-11 04:59
Also, Bram banned me from for uploading that recording of hamster burned alive. And he keeps banning my accounts, which I create because his site require registration to download sounds. Tell Bram to stop being a jerk and require people to register just to download a sfx, especially if he plans to ban them right away.
29 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-11 08:38
There's something beautiful about America. We are the World's Fair of history. The temporary attraction hurriedly built to entice the slack jawed masses into buying souvenirs of industry. Growing up in the wreckage is poignant in a way the rest of the world will never understand.
30 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-12 07:58
Agree, they have the fetish of openning vaginas in their arms and laugh about it after. But since is in Germany and germans do have tradition in fighting with sharp weapons, I was wondering if it is some kind of local(Germany) thing, whether is traditional Mensur or techno viking adrenalin junkies...I tought they had some relation....but again, shit is crazy...
31 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-13 08:58
wizchan had a problem with too many 3rd world trash acting like being poor is comparable with being a western incel/wizard, but it had a truly one-of-a-kind community. even if you aren't a virgin you can go there and sense some kind of monastic masculinity, something that feels like brotherhood in an ancient mystery cult and completely without comparison in the modern world. it is an esoteric experience that devles into the depths of the soul of man and the world.
32 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-14 17:20
Probably not.... I don't Fuck with Disney.... They Fuck back
33 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-15 11:42
But if the demon expects a demon but the demon isn't a demon anymore but rather a non-demon, would the demon still recognize the demon?
34 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-15 13:06
Actually, cougar genetalia is very small. A 120lb male's member is only something like 2in fully erect. Nearly any human member would be damagingly large to a female cougar. Also it would be totally unsatisfying, since they need the sensation of a barbed dick to get off.
35 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-16 00:47
My 3 year olds were super excited to "Ride mommy's new pweenus." Had to explain to the caseworker we'd just bought a Prius.
36 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-16 21:14
I understand your frustrations with the Granblue community, and in fact, I also have a confession to make: I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - Granblue pornography. Granblue Fantasy has become a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as crewmates or comrades- we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised the Granblue girls may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to Granblue pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
37 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-16 23:53
I swear I've seen that exact thing but with Touhou instead of Granblue
38 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-18 05:56
Cultural approprizzle my nizzel
39 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-20 20:32
He realized his aging mug was going to pull in teenage girls anymore so he went after aging homos and made it socially acceptable so they could lust after him without making it all MUH DICK by dog whistling the hip new fashion for late 20 early 30s white male gays, Nazi asethetic and white nationalism. Pandering to TRS and /pol/e riders is a thing in Trump America.
40 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-20 23:16
What the fuck is wrong with the YouTube algorithms? I never watched any of these faggots except that one Peterson debate on top, it's just like because I watch news and political videos I get all these fascist/alt-right recommendations.

I tell you, these YouTube algorithms play a huge role in the rise of the right. It's especially sad when you hear from one of your apolitical relatives that they came across this French Election/Žižek video and are like "Anon, you should really watch this guy on YouTube, he makes a shit ton of sense and speaks the TRUTH"
41 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-22 13:45
So uh...I think I dun goofed. My girlfriend’s friend and I hate each other’s guts. Just a nasty personality clash we’ve sustained since college. We prefer to avoid each other when possible, which is fine. The other day she was visiting my gf at our apartment, and she brought her 3 year old daughter along. I mostly ignored her naturally, and muttered an insult or two under my breath like she did. Cool. Then when it came time for them to leave, her daughter gave my girlfriend a hug before walking over to give me one as well. I avoided the little girl and then said “Don’t touch me, you fucking brat”. And the girl burst out crying that I didn’t wanna be her friend. So her mom explodes at me and says if she wasn’t holding her daughter right now she’d knock my fucking teeth out. She said to my girlfriend “What are you even doing with this fuckboy?” and they went outside for a while. My gf just looked at me when she came back, sighed, and said “Anon, what am I gonna do with you?” which is admittedly what she says all the time like a catchphrase. She didn’t spaz out or anything, but a few minutes ago she spoke up and said “Anon, I think you know what you wanna do”.

Was I that much of a cunt? Should I even apologize as if that would make any difference? I still hate that cunt
42 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-23 09:30
That's only because I'm stubborn and completely unable to give up on hope. I'm still extremely shallow and a perpetual loser. I feel like behind every punch I throw there's a bunch of resistance. I guess that if an ordinary person can use 100% percent of his strength and I can use 50% of my strength, then an exceptional person can use 200% of his strength, or even more.
43 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-24 05:33
I'm trying to recreate the Nazi meth lab from Breaking Bad for a personal 3D project, and I'm having trouble identifying what the more mechanical props are in the background, specifically in the two pics. Can anyone help me figure out what they are?
44 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-25 00:43
The more I engage with the madness of 2018, the more convinced I become that evil and chaos are a tangible, real thing in our reality that explains why some people have become so willfully destructive and corrupting towards society. It destroys self-awareness and makes people accepting of awful things. It makes them lie and manipulate and become two-faced creatures. the kind who whine and cry about the suffering of the faceless masses, even just the idea that someone might be suffering unjustly, but who will cackle with glee and wish the most painful, awful misery on people over petty, superficial things. Women aren't the nigger of the world, they are the kike.
45 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-26 03:57
Question: I smoked weed for the first time today but only took two sips from the blunt. It was the last short bit, they said that's the strongest part. Anyway, is it possible that I got high, or was it just the placebo effect and it's impossible to get high from so little?
46 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-27 04:35
Then why did you make the fucking comparison??? Nope, absolutely not, Time is its own concept in Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball doesn't follow NUMEROUS theories like the Law of Relativity ETC, going balls deep on "but reality tho" is ignorant. And no, overpowered time, Period.
47 Name: VIPPER 2018-05-31 19:58
No, it's because about 85% of the Sonic fandom is pure Super-AIDS with cancer.
48 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-11 04:26
Are the hellworms giant penises? Is Doom Eternal teaching our children to destroy penises?
49 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-13 20:11
People sometimes call me "White Morpheus? because I look like him [picture], I am also known as by multiple pack in the wolf/werewolf rpg communities as "The Chosen One", as they believe that "he who is man that is one with the wolves will save us all" and take them to Paradise.
50 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-13 20:23
If you loves me as much as I loves you, you will give your opinion,,just did DNA(2 weeks ago)..she's NOT my daughter..we both help out of sex because you don't do that..but now that we ain't???? From a guys side ..SHES FUCKIN HOTT..but..she's been daughter.. I want to too, but can't get past that..
51 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-15 20:07
why do animefags make these cringeworthy posts? can't tell if they're ironic or actually autistic.
52 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-17 14:50
This stuff won't stop until we have a Black President.
53 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-18 00:43
Alt-right adjacent logic is that women lie about rape en masse, but simultaneously there are millions of child rapists operating with inpunity because the government is soft on crime and has abandonned traditional family values.
54 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-21 06:22
He uses his special power to take revenge on the townspeople who bully him and obtains a harem of beautiful girls who love him unconditionally even though he shows no romantic interest in any of them and has the physical build of a skinny twelve year old boy. Easily the most relatable Isekai I have found.
55 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-21 22:29
Ahan, the desperate faces of weak women……It let’s me bask in a sense of superiority -waa. I・can’t・get・enough・of・it!
56 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-23 13:28
it already a Good Sister ensure limit anthing be improve same another seem really name is Lilith. whatever monent own a Good Succubus.
say "ah. Onii-Chan at my lover"
57 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-26 01:06
Stop bringing Miyamoto/P2(?) Gary's MOD Garuda into this, rock "n roll sensei needs to focus his alignment on staying /fit/...
Sorry about compression, look it up I mean.
Scarlet Fire Brigade.
58 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-28 19:18
We are Orcs that like to rhyme
In fact we do it all the time
You make thing it's rather crass
But you can stick that right up your ass
59 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-29 03:50
i would've taken the cheese too
smart dog
This guy could get into serious legal trouble because if someone bought a bunch unless he complies with the return of the money.
60 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-29 12:51
Would it be / Is it possible for you to correct the spelling from Bobwhite "Dover" to Bobwhite "Doves" on the Title? Don't mean ta be ridiculously critical - wife says I'm seriously O.C.D. - or maybe it's just 'cause I was a draftsman for too long - not tryin' ta be a DIP - LOVE your Site - sounds like back home - a very LONG time ago - when ya git OLD it's difficult ta sleep - THIS REALLY HELPS - Thank You & GOD BLESS
61 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-29 14:07
You could probably put some hard candy over a gummy worm or something. :/a
Make it a little more flexible and dick-like.
62 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-29 18:20
He tried (back when I had CRT's) to reach out his long paw from behind the monitor once, to snag some pizza off my plate
I didn't see a cat, just some long clawed thing I guess, dragging away a slice of pizza. He got suckered punched out of reflex. He doens't get on the desk anymore ~~
63 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-30 02:20
Lawnmower flying away with Moon theme from Duck Tales playing in the background
64 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-30 16:35
all this racist backlash because black players excelled while playing with France

Why are you gilipollas like this? Go back to your low IQ racism containment board. Racism has no place in sports.

Sports are meant to be played by anyone and everyone including people of other races. It's what makes sport beautiful and enjoyable. It's why the World Cup is such a great event because no matter the race or religion people just want to enjoy the sport.

So what if the French NT isn't mostly white? The players clearly don't care. They are friends, they communicate, they celebrate together. The best football player in French history was the son of Berber Algerian immigrants and he scored twice in the final that gave France its first World Cup, and that team had a lot of black players too.

Do you even play sports? Those blacks are born and raised in France and give their blood and sweat so that their team can win all while you sit in your cum-stained chair behind a computer saying nigger because you know any of those strong black men would end your lives in a second if you dared call them that in person?

Is that why you are racist? Because of the inferiority complex? I bet you would become a dickgirl cuck if you watched just one BBC sissy training video.
65 Name: VIPPER 2018-06-30 22:59
For awhile I loved Long Island Ice Teas, 5 shots in one and I was off my ass after 2.. then 3.. then 4 then needing 5 and after your 6th one it does not taste good and started throwing up and never again.

After awhile it is just strait vodka on ice, or juice
66 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-01 02:59
crisps. Some ham and cheese and a glass of rose wine. Not good. Wish I had two packets of crisps. I'm ......
67 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-01 14:17
I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...

And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play.
68 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-03 00:54
Everyone here is cringeworthy, so it is a bit hypocritical for this discussion to even exist.
69 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-03 02:22
*is cheat day*

*is also only 690 in today but 500 out because cardio*

*40 piece chicken nuggets exist*.
70 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-04 19:15
71 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-04 19:51
wow so edgy
72 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-08 14:01
What they/we detest is the sum total of what “England” stands for. The ideology and philosophy of old Albion the conqueror maintained today through the political class of Torys, UKIP and the BNP. England being the agent of historical subjugation seeking contemporary absolution, the taint of residual imperialism and the aristocracy it maintains, the blight of monarchy and the fundamental inequality it implies, the nascent stench of condescension and the jaundiced prejudice that wafts from it, the arrogant disinterest for their nearest neighbours and their utter ambivalence for that particular knowledge deficit. All rolled up in the machinery of one bombastic football team

It is not xenophobic because our opposition is not to the people of beautiful Britain. It is to the idea of a place, that has never existed, maintained by zealots who never knew it, at a time when no one needs it.
73 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 00:52

Why are Craianoatians so fucking deluded?
Their team has nothing
The team is literally just Modric+Rakitic. Thats it. No good strikers, mediocre defenders, an average goalkeeper, bad full backs. You've gotten this far because of luck (two easiest draws in the tournament, Argentina deciding to have the biggest collapse in their footballing history, Iceland basically already being eliminated, Nigeria being shit).

England have quality players in every position. How the fuck is your previous Modric going to do his little passes when he is being charged down by Lingard, Henderson and Walker? He will get destroyed. This isn't Russia or Denmark, there are no fucking Poloniumivevs or fucking Sorensens to offer no resistance (and still take you to penalties). This is the world cup semi finals.

Tiny teams, tiny countries, like Croatia DO NOT belong in world cup semi finals. England are going to put your pathetic country in its place. Your country is fucking nothing. Its a joke. Your biggest national achievement is that you committed horrific war crimes so that you could have a coastline, you are fucking nothing more than Eritrea in the Balkans, a pathetic country, with a laughable football history. Maybe when we fucking destroy you, 4 or 5 goals to nil you can go to your previous 'walled city' Dubrovnik and one of the British tourists who prop your shithole up will forget his plastic England flag at the cafe table, and you can take it then rip it up and pretend you are murdering a larger flags children (because you fucking war criminal cunts love murdering children).

Your countries entire football history has had maybe 4 good players, Modric, Rakitic, Srna and Suker, and you honestly believe that is enough? Literally any of our squad would be football heroes in Croatia, fucking Loftus Cheek and Welbeck would get into pretty much any Croatian team in history. Modric is shit, and tired, and will be easily overrun. You won't be able to fluke a third lucky win.
74 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 11:51
this post was written by a serb
75 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 16:40
I think abortions should be mandatory. Imagine a world with no kids. Future generations would thank us.
76 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 18:53
Alright faggots I'd figured I'd come back from the dead to tell you what's REALLY been going since I'm getting tired of this grand charade.
Although you've come so close to solving the conspiracy that started at an unspecified time more than one current year ago. I figured you
could use a little help filling in the rest of the pieces. So at great danger to myself here you go. It all started with a plan in a small IRC circlejerk
filled with most of the gvols including firetires and Jim themselves, as well as some large board owners and vols for boards such as /a/, /pol/,
/2hu/, and /jp. I was just there because it used to be the home of our GETball team, and they've never kicked me out because they thought
I was cool I guess. When /2hu/ died after the tranny BO got a hold of it, we just moved to a hidden IRC network that shall not be named.
(They still don't know who I am, and I prefer to keep it this way.) Before I go into details about their plan, let's first take a look at some history.
Do you remember that time when the site as ddosed early last year? Or the time before that when 4/pol/ was nuked? Hell do you remember
when moot first sold out, and started banning users for posting GamerGate threads? It was all orchestrated by this cabal. Hiroyuki Hiroshima
bought 4chan months before moot went full retard and negotiated a deal in secret with Jim to split the userbase to settle a loan Hiroyuki
borrowed from him years ago. We'll call it the TCP (Trans-Chan Partnership.) I don't know when they exactly Hiroyuki first became involved
but my sources say that it was sometime last Thursday. The minor details are unimportant but what you need to know is this: Hiroyuki would
get the normal users on 4chan, whereas Jim would take the rebels, and outlaws. The normalfag's information could be datamined and sold to
advertisers, and the group that came to 8chan's information could be minded and sold to law enforcement agency. Each group is equally valuable
to each party, and both were happy with this solution. Yes, it was because of that idea, that they we are all here today. That's how deep this
rabbit hole fucking goes. Now let's take a look at the plan. The plan was they hatched was fucking insane. Rule 8chan from the shadows and
guide it to greatness with an invisible hand. They didn't have a hard time doing this, they were easily manipulating the boards to do their bidding.
First they created /intl/, that would become the controlled opposition. then they managed to convince the other large boards to turn against
them in under the guise of unifying the boards against a common enemy. From there, all it would take is a couple of carefully crafted shitposts
to turn them against anyone that made them butthurt. All they would have to do is say is that /intl/ was behind something, and the goyim would
go to work. It's also worth mentioning that they had /intl/ go on false flag operations as various other factions, some of which don't even exist,
all in an attempt to create more confusion surrounding the source of all this shit. It wouldn't be long before they achieve their goal of
forcing the userbase to switch to Infinity Next, so that they had even more power over the userbase with their new datamining capabilites.
Unfortunately for them, someone threw a wrench in their master plan. It was none other than the site goblin himself. You see, he couldn't fucking
code, so they decided to put him to better use by making him a boogeyman and a convenient scapegoat for everything bad that has happened to the site so far.
It was a roaring success, the useres of the site once again cheered their various names and fell back inline after the problem with the current build
was fixed that they intentionally created to make users want to switch to Next. This was only a minor setback to their plans, and soon 8chan will have
all of the spying features built right in the site without a shitty web 2.0 look! You may not believe me SaOVQ and think that I'm a SA Goon part of the
/intl/ and /jp/ teenbro cabal who works as a DNC shill part time for the JIDF as well as DARPA. Please keep in mind however, that is exactly what the
powers that be want, and the reason why I'm here trying to warn you to leave before it's too late. This is the only post I shall make because I'm going
to have to go in hifing again after this. I wish you all luk and pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day. NEXT!
77 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 20:49
These memes are just images with captions. I think one the greatest problems with web 2.0 is kids these days make ugly and unfunny oc. back in the good ol days of the internet we had actually funny and beautiful content, like teh rei, emoduck, troll face and rage comics. so yeah, if you were born after 1899 you're literally the cansur that's killing the internet. you noobs watch kawaii dog crap but I was discussing GOOD anime like dubbed sailor moon and evangelion on Usenet before you were even born (by the way, EoE is the best anime of all time and you're just dumb if you don't agree that low quality

knock-off VCRs made in Hong Kong are the greatest thing ever). Just damn kids, stop playing on my dead board. I will now proceed to call you a niwaka and ryajuu (Japanese for "poser" and "normalfag", jfyi) but before that I'd like to make a long post about my latest personal experience with recreational drugs.
78 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-11 05:55
Oh Lord, spill your blessings and fill the hearts, minds and bodies of the Croatian players with might, power and endurence. Lead them to triumph against the negroid godless heathens and savages, promoters of decadence and sodomy. Guide the Croatian team to absolute victory and fill the hearts of millions of Europeans with hope that a small nation of christian, white people has defeated and killed the satanic lion in combat of life and death, light against darkness, truth against lie, humility over arrogance. Shine thy light onto the Croats and let their victory and triumph serve as thy sword in the heart of the satanic multicultural ideology which goes against thy laws and thy order. Amen
79 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-11 14:44
Not usually into Trump stuff but the thought of being Croatisan president tonight is just too hot for me not to masturbate to. Think about the following

1. Trump is only 72
2. He is in peak shape phsycially
3. He has just dominated a world geopolitics, against North Korea, putting his nation in the spot
4. He is getting paid millions every year so can afford any hotel room
5. He is abroad in a foreign city and probably hasn't fucked since the start of his term
6. He is MERICAN and American men are amazing lovers, even the white ones
7. His dad is German, they were oppressed by white American
8. His wide is Slovenian, he has a tasdte for southern Slavs
9. His name is Donald, which must sound incredible to hear screamed in Croatian by a woman
10. Croatian President is much shorter than him
11. He is in one of the most racist countries in the world
12. He is probably getting hit on daily by congressmen girls and is horny as fuck
13. He has dominated the geopolitics and tonight he will dominate another country (Croatia)
14. He has been in the same party as Ted Cruz, considered one of the worlds sexiest politicians, and must want to show Croatian President that a winning man is sexier
15. Seeing all of the waving american flags (blue, white and red) probably reminds him of a blue condom in white Croatian Presidents red pussy (on his white dick) and is making him horny
16. The stadium billboards in the WC are for Qatar Airways, and this reminds him of the 2022 world cup which might end up boycotted, so he knows he might never get another chance to fuck a Croatian President after a world cup game

Jesus he will DESTROY her
80 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-12 03:03
Pathetic, so lacking of identity you must jew for an internationalist confection. There has never been a pan european or international white identity, europeans historically hated and competed against each other and thats what made them ascend dialectically.
81 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-12 08:14
We are sorry, England, we didnt knew you trained on Easy mode.
Its not that you were so bad,
we were just so good.
This one is from Croatia for every fuckin country UK fucked thru history:
Friends from USA-Independance War
Friends from Ireland- IRA resistance
Friends from China-Boxer revolution/opium wars
Friends from Germany-Brexit like pussies
Friends from Africa-everything
Friends from India-colonization
Friends from France-longbow,no chivalry
Friends from Russia- WW2 treachery
Friends from Australia- UK penal colony,left for dead
Friends from Spain-UK pirates


CROATIA, quiet warriors of Europe.
82 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-14 04:41
These look like Guy Fieri’s sperm
83 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-14 05:19
84 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-14 19:11
Mmmm it's real Jews they speak Hebrew from birth

We don't speak Hebrew we speak only russin from birth and Yiddish from ancestors in ostro-Hungaria we really don't care about Jews and look different

Most of us orthdox here Greek Orthodox Church traditions cultur

Stop making me angry blyat I am big budybilder my hands is like trees blyat
85 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-14 21:26
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my cat. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont feed sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that owns good cats, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty cat on this board ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
86 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-15 16:46
This is Luka Modric with his wife.
His wife is a white woman.
Modric is a white man.

Tonight, after suffering humiliation at the hands of multiracial France in the world cup final, Luka Modric is going to go home and cry in his hotel room.

His wife will not be with him.

His wife, now, is watching rampant black men, Pogba, Matuidi, Mbappe, Kante, N'Zonzi, Umtiti dominate her pathetic and weak husband. There is no way she is not wetter than the ocean that Croatia stole from Serbia. No way she isn't thinking about black cock. No way she isn't dreaming of black cock, of superior men with Malian genetics, Cameroonian genetics, Burkinabe genetics, Ivorian genetics, dominating her tight pussy.

Tonight, whilst the greasy, weak, frail Luka Modric, who certainly has a tiny cock, cries in his hotel room, his wife will be shared by the Black Africans who play for France. For every beady little tear that runs down his bony face, a globule of thick, yellowish African cum will shoot into his wifes tight little cunt. For every pass he misplaced today, another black african will enter his wife. I hear you.. 'Modric doesn't misplace passes!', well, actually, he misplaces 10 or so per game, so there is enough time for Pogba, Matuidi, Mbappe, Kante, N'Zonzi, Umtiti, Varane, Mandanda and Sidible to fill her tight holes with girth that she has never even imagined could exist. All those wasted years with the tiny cocked slav, will be forgotten in a moment. I am sure she will tell her daughter 'betray one race Croatia, bring black seed to the Balkans. The former Yugoslavia must be the future Africa'.

Its so hot to think about her being torn apart. Modric is a cuck.
87 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-15 22:48
Can't believe I've spent my weekend off to this thing. My nephew's Mario maker level is better than this. Terribly poor monster placement and stuff. If there's a Gordon Ramsey of doom community, he as well would shit on this.
88 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-17 18:30
Top quote! wrong thread!
89 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-17 22:04
I guess i would sex up Einstein if he would take car of my math home work.
90 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-19 04:19
Boi dicks exist for two purposes: Humiliation, and being punched until they stop working properly. <3~
91 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-20 04:53
I actually didn't finish reading your sentence so galvanised and smug was I at being given the opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge.
92 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-20 21:22
you know what's something I love that starts with P and ends in O-R-N?

that's right! popcorn! (duh.)
93 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-21 14:30
Shuzo Matsuoka is a retired Japanese professional tennis player who does motivational speeches like this as a career and is a well known meme in the Japanese internets. HE IS NOT A JAPANESE FISHERMAN WHO ALWAYS FARMS ASIATIC CLAMS IN -10 DEGREE CELSIUS WEATHER AS DQN LIKE TO ENJOY SUGGESTING. Sorry to burst some motivational bubbles but just need to clear up common misinformation that I see every time someone brings up the video.
94 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-21 20:09
It's clearly a message on Japanese marine animal abuse and how it is received by the rest of the world. The girl represents the world, similar to the Japanese but foreign, hence the wings and ears. The girl is clearly not into what the man is doing, that being stuffing eels in her anus. However, while the girl seems shocked and horrified, her civilization also likely abuses animals of all kind, hence her horrified expression when she realizes this arouses her.
95 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-22 16:41
If you're wondering why young people were so opposed to Trump from the beginning, it's because WE ALREADY READ THIS STORY. Teen Vogue is essentially The Quibbler printing the truth while The Daily Prophet continued to print fluff. The government, who sai "never again", turned a blind eye and was infiltrated by Death Eaters(ie Alt-Right aka Nazis). The resistance is predominantly led by teenagers & young adults, who were ignored, ridiculed, & looked down on. The evil returned, but older generations refused to acknowledge it until it was too late. Can ya'll believe we're actually living the plot of the Harry Potter series right now?
96 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-22 23:51
I /hate/ that artist. She doesn't draw Haruhis, just Haruhi-shaped whores.
97 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-23 07:07
ok, so analog resonator is same as analog computer
binary computer is not the same as analog computer because binary uses only two modes one or zero
that's why binary is slow, it's not tapped into the quantum field because it doesn't have quantum behaviours built into it
a quantum computer has way more potential because it is the same as the field… well sort of
but yeah analog computers can be way more powerful
they can go into higher dimensions as well
can reverse the arrow of time
the first computer was analog.. was a greek astrological calculator
does that make sense?
if so then you can also think of why an analog comptuer is a resonator… its the same way as if u flick a string, the string next to it (if it is a harmonic length) will also vibrate
now what if you establish resonance on a quantum level then what?
then bingo you have something that is entangled through space and time
ie can go any when and any where
98 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-24 19:57
Soon as someone uses 'Sweetie' in their argument I immediately assume they r a narcissistic bitch. Unless it's grandma Mabel. She's legit.
99 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-25 09:31
There it is. Mental health problems in Americans. Killing shit for no reason/trying to find a weak justification to kill things.
100 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-11 03:46
7 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-19 20:08
Was this a real submission or...?
101 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-21 00:20
Assuming this actually happened, OP?

Get a bladed instrument (I prefer those with a blade 4-5 inches in length). Then, use that to open up this fellow's ribcage. Make a very close and thorough examinations of his organs. If you see a second pair of lungs, drag his corpse out back and burn it.

Nobody who likes FATAL is human. Humanity has done some fucked-up shit, but nobody can like FATAL and be human.
102 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-22 23:03
"But wait... What about the rest of the lyrics"

"... Mufucker why you gotta be so goddamn picky"

"Well the fuck we supposed to do, say Jungle Boogie like 50 times while fucking Malcolm growls like he's got a loofah in his pants"

"... YEAH"

"... This is the worst band ever"
103 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-04 19:40
Cool animals. Plus their hands make great ash trays.
104 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-05 18:57
they moo-ved on
105 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-07 17:36
When you smell like his colon ❤️
106 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-11 03:17
107 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-13 17:39
They say "Today in Israel" but to some people, it is Pakistan
108 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-13 18:05
wow I was confused I reading "peeing on an apple"
109 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-16 01:27
Yeah, like, invisible objects in general is really strong, but poop smells really bad. So you could go to a bad guy's house and just hide invisible poop everywhere and they couldn't do anything about it.
110 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-16 16:44
It may or may not have helped that a course with overlapping appeal, Human Sexuality, was discontinued some years back after its professor presided over a demonstration of something called a fucksaw.
111 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-17 01:23
My dog used to lick his penis. Still does but he used to aswell
112 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-20 17:21
113 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-20 18:14
Hey, he likely pissed himself when he died (loss of bladder control) so by now some of his piss at least has probably made it to the Pacific
114 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-21 18:13
I used to really think about this in hopes of creating the optimal meme to upset faggots. The trigger to all triggers if you will. Among /u/ndesirables, closet faggots who like dickgirls, open faggots who like dick, pedophiles, all degenerates with highly disturbing preferences, seem to have common denominators of what aesthetic and what motifs deeply disturb them. The clear area of their discomfort seems to be centered around tall, well-endowed, well-fed and mature, but not elderly mother figures. Aras clearly go in that direction. Another trend of the same kind are the mods on half/d/. They will allow anything, absolutely anything. No fetish is ever depraved enough to upset them, nothing is ever so bad they draw a line. Nothing actually disturbs them, except one thing. There was one fetish that gets them really riled up and with which they jumped at every opportunity to get rid of it that they could. Women growing dicks, women melting, women getting disassembled, maybe their appendages replaced with machinery, women getting 'built' into breeding or julaying facilities, women getting flattened, anything goes. There is one thing that won't go. Momdom. Sort of /ss/, not always /ss/, but always with heavy emphasis on fetishising motherhood, dependance on the mother figure and a large-woman-small-man power dynamic. There were endless episodes of mods looking for flimsy excuses to ban it, to the point where they banned other shit that had nothing to do with it, just to get rid of cocks relating to that one fetish.

So what is it with disease-ridden husks and this deep fear or disgust for the maternal and for woTranny forms? How can it be instrumentalized? Sometimes I feel that, if the right kind of format, fetish or taste could be found, exposing them to enough of it could reroute them into reverting back into being straight. My original theory when noticing this trend was actually, that they could feel themselves reverting to being straight and that the anger and other erratic responses were them being made insecure about their sexuality when faced with material that arouses them but shouldn't arouse them in their minds. As in getting a boner from looking at a woman putting them through an existential crisis.

Once the golden spot has been found, the magic formula to cure a man's brain, things would change. A lot.
115 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-26 21:30
Harambe chopped that chick to death then came over to the U.S and became the zodiac killer. Solved it!
116 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-28 21:44
oh no culture is degenerate because people enjoy themselves, let's go back to medival times when people were pure
117 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-30 00:35
awesome.....fake,reuter.telegraph.cnbc,fox,,france24,,,new york times...western
118 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-04 01:14

Am a 19 year old boi n i eject a lot of semen from my penis without having sex.... i am so much addicted to this before going to sleep i do it... i jus think about sumthing of sex dis n dat n eject semen... i cant stop doing this!! I wanna stop Ejecting
Plz help me!! is there any harm also??? Plz Help meeeeee
Plz Help meeeeee Plz Help meeeeee Plz Help meeeeee Plz Help meeeeee Plz Help meeeeee Plz Help meeeeee!!!!
119 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-05 13:25
I have been wondering. I plan on purchasing a love doll, I was thinking about DS Dolls and their 145cm NinaE doll as she has a cute face and pretty long elven ears. I like her pale skin and youthful appearance. Do you think dressing her up in cute clothes like a nice warm cozy woolen sweater with comfy woolen tights and a pretty little cross necklace and cuddling with her as I'm playing videogames and watching anime will be as fulfilling as having a real human companion?

I am really fond of the idea because unlike a real living person she wouldn't have her own goals, ambitions and expectations from life, her entire existence would be just to make me happy. That sounds really nice. However I'm not so sure whether it's a long-term sustainable form of existence.

What do you guys think?
120 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-06 15:12
I finally did it. I intentionally drank my own semen. I thought cumming into a glass was going to be a less wasteful solution than using tissues. Since I've been curious about the taste of my own cum, I was tempted to taste it after using the glass, but always backed out because of the smell.

Today I did it. It was for the most part salty, slightly sweet and the aroma was surprisingly mild even though not very pleasant. Before I tried it I considered making a habit out of it to recycle nutrients, but even if it's not revolting I don't think it's worth it.

I'm currently living alone so I can get away with it. I drink a lot of water so I piss a lot, 10+ times a day. And when I wake up during the night it's a lot easier to stand up and piss in a bottle right beside my bed than walk out to the bathroom, which would me wake up if my sleep pattern is shit. There's also the bathroom being super cold during the Winter.

The main appeal though is how liberating it is. I'm not a psychopath and wouldn't steal from a local small business, but if I could get away with it I'd be stealing from Tesco every chance I get. That's the mindset I have. It's reaping the only benefits of being a robot I can get. If I wasn't too anxiety-ridden I'd happily collect NEETbux and try maximize what I can get from the state. If we know we're never going to win the game of life, get friends, a job, have a family, I feel like we should be making the best of our situation. Even if it's being a disgusting pissbottle creature, it's a silent 'fuck you' to social order.

I'm giving up piss bottles myself now though because it was becoming progressively disgusting anyway, and this drove me over the edge.
121 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-08 03:55
Afro cuban jazz.
I have recently discovered it brings me great pleasure, but I feel very softened and even gility. This is music from black people and commies, it sometimes feels like playing the Sims with music for women... and maybe too repetitive, but I enjoy it and lifts my mood... maybe like musical marihuana...
Discuss, is this really good and aesthetic music, or it is pleb latin pop music?
122 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-17 18:19
I kinda thought the two JESUS and MOHAMMAD expansion packs were kinda underwhelming myself. Especially with later patches of the JESUS expansion preventing you from installing MOHAMMAD
123 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-17 22:25
Dec. 17, 2018
A previous Web summary of this story that appeared on the homepage incorrectly reported the title of Joshua Harris's book as I Killed Dating Goodbye. In fact, the title is I Kissed Dating Goodbye. Additionally, we incorrectly referred to tenants instead of tenets when quoting Lyz Lenz.
124 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-19 03:27
Last night I posted about the term “domain driven design,” frequently abbreviated “DDD” - which is a common large bra measurement in the US, & often part of dirty movie titles.

I’ve deleted the thread. And replaced it with this one!

Having a softcore porn reference in the software field is still problematic, whether or not the creator intended it. And it’s hard to imagine that I’m the first one to point it out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But maybe I am the first one to point it out. Let’s assume so for now. I got a really interesting range of responses, including:

* He didn’t mean it that way (irrelevant to harm caused)
* It’s too much of a stretch (basically “works on my machine”)

Other common responses:

* Why are you so disrespectful (tone policing & irrelevant to harm caused)
* Why is everybody so offended by everything these days (aka “I need 101-level inclusion handholding”)

What’s most fascinating about the deleted thread for me (and don’t worry, I have screenshots later so you can see why) was that I got hundreds of extremely emotional responses very quickly.

I had no goal with the original tweet, other than to incredulously point out that a concept called “DDD” actually existed in software. All the responses I got, though, were pushback. (Types enumerated above.)

The way I pointed it out was crude. I was a bit angry that it still existed. It’s exclusionary in the same way as the word “craftsmanship,” albeit less obvious. And in this day & age, only people with active intent to exclude use words like that.

That was precisely the sticking point, I think - my assumption that everyone who uses exclusionary language is aware of it.

I guess I’m luckier than I thought to be around thoughtful folks who have dropped “master/slave” from their discussions database replication, & “craftsmanship” from their discussions of quality.

But the key point, which I said over & over last night & nobody seemed to get, is that people who use exclusionary language in tech have the same negative impact, _whether or not they intend to exclude._

It’s the impact that ultimately matters. NOT the intentions.

In my original tweet, I indicated that I thought the creator knew what DDD stood for, and left it anyway. That would constitute intentional exclusion.

And people really couldn’t get past that. All they did was argue with me about intent.

It’s an interesting statement on where we are as a community. We’ve got a loooooooooong way to go.

Ultimately I decided my original tweet wasn’t helping, because it led people towards arguing about the wrong thing. I want us to focus on the impact. That’s why I deleted it.

To be clear, I did NOT delete the thread because I changed my mind. This is still problematic, and it’s still hard to believe I’m the first to point it out.

The tone-policing I got was still irrelevant and out of line.

People from marginalized groups who notice exclusionary behavior are allowed to be angry about it. As an industry, we need to get more comfortable with their anger.

If we require all members of marginalized groups to be calm when discussing their oppression, we will never make real progress.

As members of majority groups, we have the responsibility to figure out what they’re trying to tell us with their anger, so we can work on it.

It’s hard to do. But it’s important. Sadly I didn’t see any of that last night.

I’m very disappointed. I really thought we were better at this. But oh well - it’s a new day! We can try again.

Here’s my original tweet, which I deleted in favor of this thread.

I’m still angry. Let’s be clear about that. The name is still exclusionary (and as majority group members, you don’t get to argue with that).

Things that are completely irrelevant here include:

* whether you personally thought of it
* whether it personally bothers you
* whether it personally bothers women who are involved in the concept

When someone from a marginalized group tells you something is problematic, and is having a negative impact, you don’t fucking argue that the impact is too small to be relevant. (Which is what all of the above are saying.)

You just don’t. Unless you’re an asshole.

Y’all can fight this out amongst yourselves now. I’ve given you a valuable piece of information.

The quality of the character of the community will determine what happens now.

Based on responses so far, my money is on “nothing.” I’d love to be wrong.

Also I’m amused at the number of “YOU ARE HURTING ME BY IMPLYING IT’S PORN” responses.

Textbook gaslighting, fellas. That might have worked on me 10 years ago, but I’ve made a lot of progress since then. You, apparently, not so much.
125 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-19 22:41
How about a visual scene of a boyfriend, taking his love interest out on a date in a cemetery for a picnic, when a flying demon swoops down, mounts her and does the superman...while she wears a rather satisfied look from the act. And that was just in the very first scene.
126 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-23 02:13
i feel like at some point i've transferred to an alternate dimension where just endless weird shit happens, and I'm wondering how I get back to the normal one.
127 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-23 03:17
mike is garbage! Plus mike is the one that started the rumor about having a large cock!
128 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-25 16:01
Remember that in-game it'd be vertically stretched 20%. Raw sprites are always thicc.
129 Name: VIPPER 2018-12-27 09:53
130 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-02 09:40
Guys, I just realized something. When I marry Suika how are we supposed to sleep together? If she sleeps on her back her horns could stab me in the night. If she sleeps on her stomach the same could happen. She can't sleep on her side.

I honestly think the only way we could sleep together is if I sleep sitting up by leaning against a tree, she sits on my lap leaning against me. I rest my chin on the top of her head. I am worried that my legs will go to sleep if she sits on my lap. And when I get night wood what if she drunkenly shifts suddenly and breaks it. I knew a guy that broke his dick and it was not cool. As soon as it healed enough he tried to have sex with his old lady and it broke again. Well they were both on meth and she was a really fat bitch who was ridding cowgirl.
131 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-04 17:24
Too many monsters. You step outside and immediately get fucked in the ass by hordes of shit, and they make it lag worse than the map itself. And even without them, the whole thing's one of those maze-like mindfuck maps where you have no idea where to go. I really like the atmosphere and the ideas it presents, but God damn it this thing unplayable!
132 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-06 03:56
Yes. That's my personal purpose for wizardhood. I'd decide to complete this ritual in a heartbeat. The only downside is wondering if you're going to get prostate cancer, as masturbation (and regular ejaculation in general) has a protective effect against it.
133 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-07 22:08
That’s how I made my sister lose half her hair. Be careful. Hair WILL get tangled in the wheels. I still remember the beating that followed.
134 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-08 00:41
Just let the guy have his dog. Maybe he lives on a farm. Maybe he’s a breeder. Maybe he fights his dogs so they need to be aggressive.
135 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-09 02:33
2 years ago back in 2016,I have created this idea for Action First Person Shooter game while back in 2017 in it development calling game "Planet". It take couple or more years making happened plus learning about making a video game like programming,music,gameplay,engine, writing and mostly everything to very details. Already laying out everything story,character and almost everything how got prefect Developers and Publishers. People Can Fly (Developers of Painkiller,Gears of War:Judgment and Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition) and MachineGames (Developers of Wolfenstein) also Certain Affinity . With Bethesda ( published games like Doom,The Elder Scrolls,Fallout,Rage,Dishonored,The Evil Within and Prey). Also got voice cast members are prefect Matthew Mercer,Nika Futterman,Lucie Pohl,Alesia Glidewell,Me (also as addition voice,one of co writer,director,beta tester and executive prouder) and few voices needing to cast in game. Gameplay be mix of old schools (Doom,Wolfenstein 3D,Quake,Duke Nukem 3D,Serious Sam and Shadow Warrior) and modern (Bulletstorm,F.E.A.R.Halo,The Darkness,Crysis and Black) similar to 2016 reboot of DOOM,Painkiller,Bulletstorm and Wolfsenstein,reason use Bethesda for they engine id Tech 6 or maybe id Tech 7 use for Planet wanting feel game more live with equipment,places like city or rainforest,characters and every detail in game,plus the kills melee system like in Doom "Glory Kill" or "Executions" from Gears of war like that. Noting more say about gameplay but still wanted to talk about it in future like at QuakeCon,PAX or E3 presentation about Planet

Now story well this bit interest to say,Fallen Warrior (as player) awaking up on battlecruiser starship it under attack some strange animals/demon's hybrid like rats or inflect humans like zombie,you gone up grab you're suit and weapons shooting though enemies on ship and helped the soldiers in fight. Then in half way in hallway you're greeted to mercenary pirate hunter (voice Matthew Mercer) offer to help to get off this ship but ship engine is destroyed by some bigger both of you crushing landing on "Durial" a apocalyptic hell hole filled with demon's hybrids call "infects" and mutant gang bandits call "Quasit" with planet population humanity civilization decreased 89% (remained humans are escaped from Durial or living underground). You (Play as Fallen Warrior) and Mercenary join together though this hell so call planet finding away off this world,but later met this female soldier (voice by Nika Futterman) officer them taking to her people behind this operating on Durial. All went to hell,Demons are ripped this parallel dimension to invade to taking over Durial and merged this world and rest of planets in solar system they own, Now Grimm Warrior wanting stop hell invasion . Plan change now it up to Grimm Warrior join by Soldier and Mercenary adventure thoughts cities,rainforest planets and even hell alone (that you). Enemies will bigger,challenging,brutal and rage. But you be even more worst and scared some enemies to hidden in where they from,doing that with some back up

Story sound familiar and it unoriginal (like PCF and Id other games not to name) but it was inspiration from not only games self as will also movies and novels as well like Planet of the apes,Predators,After Earth,Jurassic Park (there novel series before films) and Pitch Black give me idea and concept story for Planet. What do you guys think about my future game idea incredible is going hit with development by two amazing games developers one made gears of war and one reimagine/revision grandfather of all first person shooters all together give us a step grandson to Wolfenstein,Doom and Quake. Wanting a lore behind events and history like Durial not let you guys (gamers) felt confused what going on in world of Planet get concept lore in my head needing writing down and feasting whole thing out, alsoand who is Grimm Warrior (or prefer Fallen Knight) let say Planet have a tire in connection with Doom not saying they in share universe. But Grimm Warrior and Doom Slayer once knew each they will allies,enemies or who know? only time will tale. In like 10 or 11 years going make this game happened will turning into reality and will guys going love "Planet" going 9/10. It will having everything you guys love like from all you're old schools and new schools shooter's, it pay on that
136 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-16 21:24
Are there examples of Fascism in history? Yes. A few simple ones would be the Roman Catholic Church at some points in its history; such as during the time of Martin Luther when the church issued a Papal Hit on him for disagreeing asking about 95 things that bugged him about the church (not a demonetization of religion or the Catholic Church, but a true moment in their history).
137 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-19 07:46
If i am diddled by another sperg I'm either going to have to cap a fucker, or have said fucker hang themselves due to mental breakdown
138 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-24 17:49
I remember being a little kid in 1996 and playing Doom on my aunt's PC. I was about 5 years old at the time and had no idea how much influence this game would have. Dabbled a little bit in 2003-2004 but marijuana and jacking off to KaZaA porn quickly made me lose interest. Fill me in. I need some essentials. The bar for difficulty has been set way higher since Doom 2 and both Final Doom projects. PrBoom+ is my favorite source port! Just downloaded GZDoombuilder-Bugfix and have been reading tutorials on that too. Honestly, Brutal Doom got me back into it all, but I've moved on. Projectiles are cool and all, but we need some hitscan here and there. Still a great mod.
139 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 09:57
I mean, it's just a thing. The animal is small, your hands are fairly big in comparison. Sometimes when you pet, you don't mean to, but you just grab certain areas and its like, woops, my bad. Though I do like to jiggle her dangly fat that comes from her belly between her back legs. It's so cute when she runs how it just fwops back and forth.
140 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-30 13:45
this comment section has me balling my ass off in social studies
141 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-06 16:32
Some folks can barely afford to eat and buy books after that ridiculous tuition cost and now you are forcing them to waste even more money. Here's a thought: if you are going to force this pointless 2 factor shit, at least have the decency to provide the students with the necessary equipment. Stop screwing over poor people you actual fucking retards.
142 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 15:42
I first heard of this when someone posted a Google search result last night for “how to tell if you’re running jdk or jre” – this is a question to identify whether you’re using the Java Development Kit, or the Java Runtime Environment.

What it probably should not return is the suicide crisis helpline as the number one result. Or perhaps it should depending on what your level of Java immersion is.
143 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 17:52
Art isn't as easily to objectively value as something like exercise, it's complex. But that's why we have complex arguments about things. It's like, figure skating is inbetween being a sport and an art. People compete in it in the Olympics but you can't easily just value a performance like other sports with a single variable such as a time or a number of goals scored. It takes human judges who are well knowledged in the sport to try to maintain an objective evaluation of a subjective performance. Now, with all that said, are you telling me I'm as good as a figure skater as Kim Yu-Na? Of course not. And so it is with music, except it's even more complex and therefore, more subjective. But that doesn't mean that all performances are equally valuable.
144 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 21:07
I'd say we already know what's wrong in our comprehension of the universe : having two theories, one for the very big and one for the very small, and a kind of undefined no man's land between the two, bridged with whatever we can to explain what we can't entirely fit in either one, which is, as we understand it, maybe everything. It's either that or our universe is a simulation ran by a troll, and there is no way to find a clean universal theory of everything.
145 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-10 18:30
I love the term "domesticated" when applied to plants. It evokes images of ancient people taming a wild, bucking carrot.
146 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-11 00:46
THIS IS NOT A "BBC stereotype character. It's just a character who's black and has a big dick... :v
147 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-12 23:00
It's funny because this channel usually covers games so obscure, nobody who's under 40 or lives away from British Isle ever heard of them. At all. And Touhou has almost as much fan works as Sonic, though they're never as creepy.
148 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 23:39
I thought it said skinwalker vs fleshlight I’m dying
149 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 01:35
It was a very good tour - highly recommended. A better question might be why I decided to watch a dog getting its balls cut open.
150 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-24 03:26
wow that commercial would be taken as racist today. "oh a bunch of black people lining up for fried chicken? McDonalds is racist.
151 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-24 14:34
But many of you have argued that either a public rating system is not a sufficient way to get the information, or even more so, that I ought to form my own opinion and keep to it no matter what the public thinks. What do you think?
152 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 05:53
When butthole starts to bleed...
Take it out
Let her think it's over.
Put it back in the same hole and pound it harder.
153 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 13:09
I just have to mention that the smell of blood as a lubricant is extremely unsexy.
154 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 19:19
Idk why but the part where he opens the medicine cabinet to find a void, then finds the walking corpses replaced his bear soap dish with a brown swirly one, is killing me!
"So I took the soap dish and threw it into the void."

I can just see this in my mind and picture 5 minutes later some guy on the other end of the void get lobbed in the head by an ugly soap dish.
155 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-26 02:33
Worse than poop tho?
156 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-26 19:33
Please help me!This is act of terrorism in Japan!
Japan is famous for sloppy management of electromagnetic wave.
Japanese society Has become serious thing behind the scenes.
Electromagnetic wave is secret globally.
But some of Japanese capitalists abusing it that secret.
They slander Japan and Japanese people and other country(America and others), and attack and threaten civilian,suggest that murder,Threaten to kill,using electromagnetic wave all of them.
They are haughty terrorist with state power.

I know that they are so crazy. Because I have spent with them every day by policy.
They talk to me with communication all day and all year around!
They say
「Drop dead!」「I kill you」
「Kxxl Amexxcan army」
「Kxxl policemen」
「Kxxl child by running over」
「His Majesty the Emxxxor is here!(Tenxxxheika)」
「I kxxl Shi○zou Abe」
「We don`t have to take responsibility」
and the others・・・
They tell terrible things to me using some name of authority.

It seems like they are dissatisfied with society.They take it out on me.
They harass me when I living. In defecation and sex and dangerous work and bedtime and the others・・・
I think it`s a limit of a single person and the general public. It is so bad degree.

And they abusing child and animal using avatar(electromagnetic wave).Sometimes use violence on me with avatar.
And they playing pretend of homeless and handicapped person with avatar.
There are many people who don`t know the common sense in Japanese authorities.
They are shame of Japan,but I think that should not forgive their action for society.

Japan can`t take a cooperative attitude In the field of electromagnetic wave use.
Japan need the help of other countries.It is the reality.
Please spread the information.Please help japanese people and avatar.
Thank you for your cooperation. I wanna be free!!!!
Ichirou Matsushita

※Thess aaree Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next.
157 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-02 23:08
Believe me, I have absolutely no shame in being called gay for being enamored by beautiful women that happen to have penises. Some women have weird looking vaginas, other women have cute vaginas, and some women have cute little penises. I am attracted to all 3 categories of women, but especially the 3rd category, primarily, I think, because of their sheer scarcity. However, the reason I don't like to identify as gay is because I like to keep the meanings of my words clear and concise. I cannot be gay, and I mean really gay, if I am attracted to women, period. Gay men are attracted to men. That is the definition of being gay. You cannot change this just because some men, such as myself, like women with penises. And let me be clear here, a woman with a penis is not a man. And women can have penises. These two statements, I believe, are perfectly consistent. Do all men have penises? Obviously not. For example, some men can lose their genitalia in a terrible accident. But are these men with missing penises still men? Well, why don't you just ask them?

Now, are all people with penises men? Obviously not. And traps are an example of this. And as we would ask the men with missing genitalia whether they identify as men, we should ask the women with penises whether they identify as women. And a trap would say that she is in fact a woman, even with a penis.

Again, I have no problem with being called gay, except for the fact that that would be a false statement by definition. I am someone that likes to be as truthful as one can be, so I cannot admit to being gay for merely loving women with penises.

But sure, go ahead and call me gay if you wish. But I cannot just shamelessly identify as gay. For me to call myself gay would be an insult to the struggles of homosexuals throughout history all around the world. It would be akin to say Elizabeth Warren identifying as Native American just because she has high cheekbones. I am not as shameless as a politician.
158 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-04 16:06
Ani-Toonspiracy! Doom is a Doom WAD that made to spread the word about Mega-crossover project named Ani-Toonsipiracy!

Basic Game mechanics

this Doom WAD will like Warhammer 40k: Space Marine(in terms of combining Beat-em'up with shooter genres) as well Overwatch(in terms of slowly charging Ultimate moves that can recharge faster from defeating enemies), all characters can summons Pokemon(which can collect throughout levels) to help them fight. defeated enemies don't die(unless defeated by player characters that aren't morally opposed to killing people)

Playable characters(and their respective movesets and keybindings)

you play as set of characters(that you can switch individually anywhere on the game as long as they're within set you use) and here's the groups of characters you can use to play this Doom Mod(that you pick during start of game and you can't switch character groups later) where each characters got their unique abilities:

Group 1:

Sora: Left mouse button for Physical attacks with Keyblade, Right Mouse Button for Keyblade magic spells, mouse wheels for choosing specific spells: consists Firaga, Blizzaga, Thundaga, Curaga, Magnega, Graviga, Stopga, summoning, and drive form, Left shift button for Roll, Spacebar twice for double jump, E button for Deflect enemy projectile and hitscan attacks, and Q button for Trinity Limit plus(at least requires Riku, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy have all of their ultimates charged together)
Riku: Left mouse button for Keyblade physical attack, Right mouse button for Dark magic powers(spells consists Dark fireballs, dark shield, and so on), Left Shift button for evasive jump(can combined with double jump), E button for Deflect, and Q button for dark form
Kairi: her move just like Sora, except she can't use anything she can found
Donald Duck: Left Mouse Button for cast spells, Right Mouse Button for physical attacks with his staff, mouse wheels for switching spells(consists Firaga, Blizzaga, Thundaga, Curaga, Aeroga, Graviga, Stopga, and Magnega), Left shift for Teleport, E Button for turn intangible(gains Invulnerability and noclipping at expense of attack moves). physically weaker than other KH crews, and much of his HP is barrier
Goofy: Left mouse button for physical attack with his shield, Right Mouse Button for Shield Throw, Left Shift button for defend with Shield, E Button for Deflect enemy projectiles and hitscans, Left Ctrl button for ground pound with Shield

Ash Ketchum: Left mouse Button for fire aura Powers(consists Aura Blast/sphere, Mind Control(take control of enemy mooks when used), Aura Lance, etc. powers choosen by mouse wheels), Right Mouse button for physical attacks(hits like Berserk punch and consists Martial arts combos), Left Shift button for Aura-enhanced speed, E button for Deflect enemy fire(with keyblade replaced by Aura constructs), Left Ctrl Button for Aura Ground Pound, Q Button for Divine Aura mode. more physically powerful than other Pokemon humans here(due to his Aura powers) and has best health regeneration out of this crossover group, can cling to vertical surfaces, and can predicts enemy moves

Misty: Left Mouse Button for shoots Water, Right Mouse button got Martial Arts combos, Left Shift for sprint, E Button for summon water elemental, Q button for Tsunami attack

Tracey Sketchit: Left mouse button for Physical attacks, Right Mouse Button for Airblast, Middle Mouse Button for open Sceibblenauts-esque Dialogue, hold Space midair for gliding, Q button for Tornado attack

Melody: left mouse button for play magical songs with her ocarina(specific song chosen by mouse wheels, song effects consists: healng ones, one that works like Ando's Supercharge, etc.), Right Mouse button for physical attacks, Left Shift button for activates Hand of Lugia, Q button to deploys Wing of Lugia(grants her Flight). when inactive, her Hand of Lugia can protects her from enemy projectiles

Robin: Left mouse button for use weapons(cycled with mouse wheels, consists birdarang, grappling hook, explosive discs, etc), Right Mouse button for unarmed melee attacks, E Button for Deflect enemy shots(can't work with beam attacks). His deflect moves are inferior to ones other characters use, and his leadership can boost this team, and has Pressure Point as Passive ability(unarmed melee attacks has a chance of stun enemies and combo finisher has chance to temporarily disable enemy's certain abilities)

Starfire: left mouse button for firing Starbolts, Right Mouse button for unarmed attacks(that's hit harder than berserk punch), spacebar twice for fly, E for eye beams. immune to poisons

Raven: Left mouse button to cast spells(they can cycled with mouse wheels), Right mouse button for Telekinesis, Spacebar twice for fly, Left shift for Teleport, E button for no-clipping(at expense of attacking moves), Q for Demonic Form. half of her HP are magic barrier

Beast Boy: Left mouse button melee attacks, Right Mouse button for turn into animal form(specifics are chosen by mouse wheels), left shift button for running(faster when he uses certain animal forms)

Taichi: Left mouse button for shoots Fire Powers(specific powers can chosen by mouse wheels), Right Mouse button for unarmed attacks(that's hits like berserk punch), Left shift for runs on Enhanced Speed, left ctrl to ground pound when he's midair, E button for deflects enemy shots with fire sword, Left Alt button for summons his Agumon, Q button for biomerges with wargreymon(if this used without summoning agumon first, he attacks with fiery nuke)

Yamato: Left mouse button for fire Ice Powers, Right mouse button for unarmed melee attacks(that's hits like berserk punch), left ctrl for ground pound when he's midair, left alt button for summons Gabumon, left shift button to be invulnerable at expense of mobility, E button for deflects enemy shots with ice construct, Q button for biomerges with Metalgarurumon(if this used without summoning Gabumon first, he freezes enemy surrounding him solid

Sora(Digimon): Left mouse button for Aerokinetic powers(specific powers cycled with mouse wheels), spacebar when she's midair for fly

when flying, left shift for Sonic Boom; Right mouse button for melee attacks, left alt button for summons her Biyomon, Q button for biomerges with Hououmon(if this used without summoning Biyomon first, she summons tornado

Koshiro: Left mouse button for shoots lightning(hold for lightning ball), Right mouse button for hack enemy turrets and vehicles as well computers from distance, spacebar twice midair for fly with grav boots, Left shift button for build tesla turrets, E button for equip electromagneic gauntlet, left alt button for summons Tentomon, Q for biomerges with HerculesKabuterimon(if this used without summoning Tentomon first, he uses EMP)

Mimi: Left mouse button for plant manipulation powers, Right mouse button for Shield from her Geokinesis, left shift button for build walls with earth manipulation, left alt button for summons Palmon, Q for biomerges with Rosemon(if this used without summoning Palmon first, she grows "Tree of Life")

Joe: Left mouse button for shoots water, Right mouse for heal teammates, Left Alt for summons Gomamon, Q for biomerges with Vikemon(if this used without summoning Gomamon first, he called "Healing rain")

Takeru: left mouse button for time stops specific targets, Right mouse button for Superfast melee attacks, Mouse wheels to choose either selective time-stop as well Hexing enemies, Left Shift button for Blink, E button for recall, left alt for summons patamon, Q button for biomerges with Magnaangemon(if this used without summoning Patamon first, he stops time). enemy shots are less accurate against him

Hikari: Left mouse button for cast photokinetic and psychic powers, Right mouse button for mind-control enemies or telekinetically move things, spacebar twice when she's midair for fly, Left alt for summons Gatomon, Q button for biomerges with Ophanimon(if this used without summoning Gatomon first, she unleashes Psychic Storm). 50%-75% of her HP is barrier

if all the characters in this group has the ultimate gauges fully charged, Sora(Kingdom Hearts) got the most powerful drive form ever

Group 2: consists Gabriel Angelos, Abaddon the Despoiler, Farseer Macha, Ghazkull Thraka, Commander Bitchslap, Commander Shadowsun, Trazyn the Infinite, Asdrubael Vect, Canoness Selena Agna, Belisarius Cawl, Tyranid Hive Tyrant, Flippy, Splendid, Buddhist Monkey, the Mole, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Rosalina, Professor E. Gadd, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Shadow, Rouge, Silver, Blaze, Twilight Sparkle, Spike the Dragon, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie where here's how characters in this set plays: 40k characters can commands their respective armies in addition of fighting for themselves: Gabriel Angelos got his hammer where much of his move are around this(with added bolter for ranged options), Abaddon the Despoiler plays lot like Doomfist only with magic, Farseer Macha got Eldar psychic powers, Ghazkul Thraka got powerklaw, Commander Bitchslap plays like Doomfist only he can also summon his Leman Russ vanquisher(uses Vanquisher cannon as main gun, hull-mounted plasma cannon(single-shot blast only), and Sponson-mounted assault cannons), Commander Shadowsun got Tau Drones and BFG Akimbo, Trazyn the Infinite got hidden tech as well his scthye, and so on. Flippy uses following weapon: bowie knife, Handgun, Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Rocket Launcher, and Frag grenade as well he can scrounge new guns from battlefield. Splendid plays like Superman(with following powers: Heat vision, Super breath, Super-whatever). Buddhist Monkey movesets are following: pressure points(passive, where whoever he hits have any chance of reduced performance or disable certain abilities), the Force(like One from Star Wars), and Martial Arts that utilized simian physiology. the Mole got Radar sight, silenced pistol, and Cane for melee attack. Mario got fireballs and various powerups he can found. Luigi got lightning and powerups either he can found. Peach got umbrella and assorted elemental spells. Daisy got hammer with elemental attacks. Yoshi plays like Yoshi Island only without anyone that rides it. Rosalina got Starlight Starbright as one of her moves. Professor E Gadd got various gadgets. Sonic got Super Speed and can use Chaos Emeralds he found. Tails can fly and got Arm cannon as well he can hacks computers(inferior to Koshiro's one) and can use chaos emeralds he found. Knuckles got Superstrength and Gliding as well he can use chaos emeralds he found. Amy got Piko-piko hammer and can use chaos emeralds she found. Cream the Rabbit got Cheese the Chao and Chaos emeralds she found. Shadow the Hedgehog got Chaos Control, Chaos Spear, Chaos Shield, can use any guns he found, and can use chaos emeralds he found. Rouge got Charm Ray, Flight, and can use Chaos Emeralds she found. Silver got Psychic powers and can use chaos emeralds he found. Blaze got pyrokinesis and can use chaos emeralds she found. Twilight Sparkle got assorted magic spells and can use element of magic. Spike got fire breath and can turns into Giant Spike. Rainbow Dash got Sonic Rainboom and Element of Loyalty. Rarity got Telekinesis and Element of Generosity. Fluttershy got flight, healing, and Element of Kindness. Applejack got Physical attacks and element of honesty. and Pinkie Pie for Party cannon and element of laughter.

group 3: consists Marco Rossi, Tarma Roving, Eri Kasamoto, Fio Germi, Trevor Spacey, Nadia Cassell, Ralf Jones, Clark Still, Leona Heidern, Doomguy, Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, Nomad and Psycho from Crysis, Michael Becket, Duke Nukem, and Nick Havoc Parker where here's their respective default loadouts/movesets: Marco got Desert Eagle, Heavy Machine Gun, Rocket Launcher, Flame Shot, Shotgun, and Orbital Ion Cannon for his ultimate attack(though he can't use handheld energy weapons). Tarma got Handgun and Assault Rifle as well ability to drive any vehicle he found, with most of his special moves revolving around summoning following slugs: SV-001 Metal Slug, Slug Flyer, Slug Copter, Slugnoid, and Slug Gunner for his ultimate move. Eri got Handgun, Axe, Grenades(thrown using G button), m79 Grenade Launcher, Multi Grenade Launcher, and C4. Fio got Handgun, Dual MP7, and M240 Machine Gun. Trevor got OICW(assault rifle with built-in airburst grenade launcher, latter fires following warheads: High Explosive, Freezing, Incendiary, and EMP), Dual Machine Pistols, taekwondo kicks with bladed heels, Hacking(undeniably inferior to Koshiro's one since it requires physical contact with targets and unlike Koshiro's one, it doesn't work at all on Anunnaki enemies), and RPG Machine Gun(his ultimate move, fires machine gun that shots rocket-propelled grenades). need Help with Nadia's loadout/moveset other than she got bonus when she eats too much. Ralf Jones got Throwing knives(left mouse button for accurate shot, right mouse button for throwing fan range of knives) and Vulcan Punch(berserk punch with machine gun rate of fire). Clark Still can dual wield any guns he found. and Leona got M41a Pulse Rifle and Earring bomb as well zantetsuken and she can turn into demon form when she consumes flesh foods. Doomguy are just like his old self(other than he got permanent access to Berserk Punch). Master Chief got standard range of Halo guns except he got Pile Bunker for melee weapon and he can fly. Gordon Freeman got Gravity Gun, Physics Gun from Garry's mod(this makes him called 'Edward Elric' cuz of certain functions of this weapon), and Dark Matter Gun. Nomad got dual desert eagles, XM8 Rifle, Minigun, Missile Launcher(capable of 2 firing modes: laser-guided or fire-and-forget Heat-seeking), and TAC Cannon(uses Antimatter Warhead) as well his Nanosuit got Armor, Strength, Speed, and Cloaking modes not to mention his visor can either zoom just like binoculars or has Aimbot. Paycho's just like Nomad(due to nanosuits) only with following for his loadout: dual MP7, Xm8 Rifle, Gauss Rifle, C4 and PAX Plasma Accumulator Cannon. Michael Becket got Slo-mo move as well here's his loadouts: p90, XM8, Hammerhead nailgun, and Plasma rifle, he can also ass-pulls random superpowers due to his psychic powers. Duke Nukem plays just like his Duke Nukem 3d incarnation. and Nick Havoc Parker plays just like his C&C renegade self.

Group 4:

Recca Hanabishi: 8 fire dragons: Saiha gave him fire sword, Nadare gave him fireballs, Homura gave him fire whip and enhanced strength, Setsuna gave him ability to burn all the enemy around, Madoka gave him force field, Rui gave him disguise and stealth, Koku gave him lance and Resshin grants him resurrection.
Domon Ishijama: Dosei no Wa grants him super strength, Kuchibashio for ranged options, and Tetsugan(ultimate) makes him virtually invulnerable
Fuko Kirisawa: Kung-fu attacks, Dart Throw, Shitsu(like Genji's swift strike), Shiryou Shintou, Tatsumaku, and Fuujin for her ultimate
Tokiya Mikagami: Sword attacks, Ensui attacks, Mizunaru Hebi, Tsunaru hebi, and Absolute Zero(ultimate)
Kaoru Koganei: Naginata for standard ranged attacks Oohsami(scissor), An for Arrow, Mu(ultimate)
Isami Hanaoka: dragon sword
Soshi Yukimi: dragon's arrow
Toshi Tsukikage: Dragon soccer

Group 5: consists Mystery Inc from Scooby Doo as well Team Fortress 2 mercenaries where here's their movesets/loadouts/powerloads: Fred can take any vehicle he found. Daphne got Kung-fu moves as well she got Sword, Polearm, and Shuriken. Shaggy got Green Goo(to weaken enemies) and Ass Kicks you melee attacks. Velma got hacking ability. Scooby Doo got canine physiology. Scout got 2-barrel shotgun(plays just like Super Shotgun from Doom 2 and Final Doom), Pistol, and Baseball Bat. Soldier got Rocket Launcher, Automatic Shotgun, and Power Sword from Warhammer 40k. Pyro got Flamethrower(capable of airblast), Flare Gun, and Fire Axe. Demoman got Grenade Launcher, Stickybomb launcher, and Luckstealer sword(hex anyone he hurts while making him luckier in process). Heavy got Minigun, Railgun(fires either APFSDS or submunition pellets), and Powerfist. Engineer got tesla coil(part of bionic arm) that's capable of either Lightning ball mode, Rivet Gun, Parabola(for hacking), wrench, and can build following: turrets, dispenser, and teleporters. Medic got pneumatic syringe driver, medgun, and bonesaw. Sniper got Sniper rifle, Bow(can used as melee weapon) and trick arrows, and dual SMGs. and Spy got revolver, sapper, knife, and disguise kits

Group 6: consists Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Danny Phantom, Jaina Prudmoore, Thrall from Warcraft, Tyrande Whisperwind, Malfurion Stormrage, and the whole Overwatch heroes(consists following: Ana, Ashe, Baptiste, Bastion, Brigitte, D.Va, Doomfist, Genji, Hanzo, Junkrat, Lucio, McCree, Mei, Mercy, Moira, Orisa, Pharah, Reaper, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Soldier 76, Sombra, Symmetra, Torbjorn, Tracer, Widowmaker, Winston, Wreckling ball, Zarya, and Zenyatta) where the movesets of Jimmy, Timmy, and Danny are much like their Nicktoon's unite counterparts. Warcraft characters plays lot like Warcraft 3 selves. and Overwarch heroes plays much like their game selves(with some additions: Pharah's missile launcher can also either laser-guided mode or heat seeker mode)

here's the game modes:

Single Player campaign: self explanatory(though you can use all the characters in any given group you choose during start of the game)
Co-op campaign: play campaign multiplayer, max players is 9-12 and players can use different characters within single group or command different group
Multiplayer modes: for any multiplayer modes that aren't co-op campaign mode:

capture the flag
King of the Hill
Escort: much like TF2 payload mode or Overwatch Escort mode
Team Deathmatch: deathmatch between playable groups of this Doom Mod
Free-for-all Deathmatch: nuff said
Apocalypse War: plays like Warhammer 40k's apocalypse where characters can use their ultimate moves liberally
Payload/escort racing

Survival mode: survive against endless waves of enemies, the group that survive longest wins
Practice mode

here's the possible levels/maps:

Bikini Bottom
Apocalyptic Wasteland
Happy Tree Town
Traverse Town
Mushroom Kingdom
Republic city
Las Vegas
Space Hulk
Highton View Terrace
Jump City
Orange Island
Area 51
South Park
TF2 map
Radiant Garden
Horizon Lunar Colony
Reality engine
Disney Fortress
Planktopolis 2.0
Plankton's hideout
Nexus of the Omniverse
Anunnaki Godpharaoh Anu
(secret map) Sanctum Imperialis
(secret map) Black-lit Labyrinth

Here's the Pokemons(that anyone can summons with collected pokeballs):


Here's the hazards:

Tiberium Crystals
explosive boxes(randomly uses following: standard, napalm, freezing, tesla, to even exotic ones like Singularity)
Damaging floors: uses following: radioactive waste, blood, Magma, to even ones utilizing Carnivorous Nanobots

and here's the enemies(infantry can be mind controlled by certain heroes while manned vehicles can be driven by people like Tarma):

the Illuminati(most of them are invisible): consists basic infantryman(looks lot like Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter guys, armed with M81a Pulse Rifle(uses Caseless ammo tech to combines Submachine Gun's Rate of Fire and Magazine Capacity with High Powered Rifle's range and firepower, not to mention can uses either underslung Shotgun(can fire tazer rounds) or underslung!selective-fire Metal Storm Grenade Launcher), M72 Law (can fires either laser guided missile or heat seeking), or Flamethrower plus Sniper rifle where sniper ones uses invisibility cloak), Knight Templars(wears Chobham suits, armed with either M134 Minigun, handheld and magazine-fed variant of Rheinmetall 120mm gun, and Buster Sword as well Shield that uses Electromagnetic reactive armor(later can upgraded to resemble storm shield from 40k) not to mention shoulder mounted Missile pods and anti-personnel smartgun like one that MCU!Ironman uses, some replaces their Miniguns and Cannons with Lasers and Railguns respectively), Shocktroopers(Gasmask-clad cyborgs that uses following: 30mm autocannons for assault weapons, Bio-chem sprayers, White-phosphorus flamethrowers, 4-shot FGM-148 Javelin, 2-Shot FIM-92 Stinger, and even handheld PHASR for sniper rifles), Cultists(comes in 3 forms(denoting their ranks): Black robed got simple magic spells as well handgun and knife, Red Robed got Lovcraftian superpowers, and white robed got full-contact fireball magic, levitation, and barrier spells), Men in Black(basically much like Agents from the Matrix series got recycled in Meatspace and can turn 4-dimensional(can punch solid objects while remain intangible to their opponents) and armed with Desert Eagle 50AE and Briefcase-like Missile launchers), Commando(exoskeleton-clad one-man-army), Scientist(cybernetically-enhanced scientists, armed with pneumatic syringe gun and back-mounted servo-arm, also doubles as engineers which they can place Repulsor-propelled Grenade Machine Guns), and Commander(largely recolor of Ptolemaic field commanders, only with Samurai Sword for melee attacks, leads Illuminati squads). their vehicles and aircraft units(all equipped with Octocamo active camouflage tech) consists Dune Buggy(can uses different guns), Illuminati motorcycle(armed with dual Heavy Machine Guns(later can upgraded to fire gyrojet rounds), ATGMs, and Stinger missiles), some mix between M113 Gavin and M2 Bradley(fills the role of APC(serves as Illuminati infantry spawn points), armed with autocannons, Flamethrowers, NLOS ATGM, and Surface to Air Missiles), M270 MLRS(uses Anti-gravity in place of tracks, also doubles as Anti Air), Humvee(dedicated Anti-personnel vehicle with Remote-controlled dual weapon system: uses either M2 Browning and XM307 Grenade machine gun), Foster-Miller Talon SWORDS(uses following: 12.7mm Gatling gun, Flamethrower, Pile Bunker, MK19 that shot RPGs thanks to virtue of Gyrojet technology, and so on), M1 Abrams(comes with following variants(by their main guns): standard magazine-fed 120mm gun, Napalm fireball cannon, Pile Bunker, Railgun, Laser Cannon, Plasma Cannon, and Singularity cannon(rarest). all got RWS-mounted M134 Minigun in place of Mounted M240 Machine guns), Literal Mechanized Infantry(like Metal Slug 5 mechas only uses general-purpose AI in place of human pilots and with addition of flamethrower one), Juggernaut(Howitzer in mechanized walker platform), X-66 Mammoth tanks(usually uses dual 140mm cannons, gatling guns, and Surface to Air missiles), Cultist Tower(basically Mobile telesthetic amplifier) AH-6 Little bird(uses side Metal Storm machine guns in addition of nose-mounted machine guns), RAH-66 Comanche(modular weapon platform gunship with forcefields), F-35B Lightning II, F-22 Raptor (both F-35 and F-22 can also uses Gatling laser cannons in place of Vulcan Cannons), B-2 Spirit(also has defense lasers), Grav-carrier(flying aircraft carrier of the Illuminati), MV-22 Osprey(uses both Repulsors and Scramjets in place of tillrotor engines), UH-75D Ghost Shark(fills the role of Blackhawk helicopters for Illuminati, can fly through solid surfaces), and so on

ACME Corporation: consists Contractors(armed with various guns, primarily Elctrostatic automatic airguns that's known as K-volt from Crysis 2 as well Pneumatic Flechette driver that has sniper mode), ACME Army(has flak cannons), ACME Navy(uses missile pods), ACME Air-force(can fly and has stealth), and ACME Marine(has Chainsaws, pile bunkers, and harpoons) where all but contractors(uses assorted guns where their favorite are K-volt from Crysis 2) wear ironman suit variants. any of them can place Gyrojet Turret(RPG-firing Mk19 mounted on automated turrets)

The Anunnaki Empire(the troops(most of them) can also mind-controlled by Koshiro's hacking): consists Anunnaki stormtroopers(armed with Pulse rifles as well Stasis rifle to incapacitate heroes, they can hack opponent vehicles and sprays Carnivorous nanites from their left hands), Vaporizers(uses quasar cutter beams and can turn intangible), Chupacabra(their jaws uses matter disruptor to bite through indestructibles and they got antimatter-based bomb for suicide attacks), Annihilators(armed with gatling guns that shoots splinters of white dwarf stars, Infinite mass rifles, and Antimatter bazookas, they're too big to enter any small places), Vulturites(basically high-tech gargoyles, armed with gatling Blaster cannons, and photon missiles. can temporarily turn into rock when they're wounded to regenerate), Doom Monsters(all the classic ones except Former Humans, more powerful than their canon selves due to use of Anunnaki nanotechnology), Dronox, Insectrox, Grox Space Marines(armed with Cyclic Fusion Ignition System(fills role of their Assault rifles just like what Bolter does to the vanilla Astartes, though their range are cut short by atmosphere a lot), Infinite Mass Rifle(Sniper Rifle that uses 4-dimension bore technology where it’s rounds are accelerated beyond speed of light and got Infinite mass once it enters 3rd Dimension, it can easily knocks even people like Superman), Antimatter Bazooka, Antimatter Charge(like c4, except uses Antimatter technology), Groxoblade(lightsaber-like weapon that can slices through any material, serves as melee weapons of Grox Space Marines), Proton Missile(shoulder-mounted), and others. their equipments are includes: personal force field generator(used by all but most mobile of Grox Space Marines), Anti-Gravity device(allows Grox Space Marine(that’s fills the role of Assault Marines of any Space Marine chapter) flies like a Superman), Resonance Detonator, etc.), Iguanoid Praetorians, Biomimetic Enforcers(can copy abilities and powers of player characters), etc. their vehicles and aircrafts consist Myrmidon MBTs(Anunnaki main battle tanks, armed with Phaser cannons occassionally photon missiles), Tesseract APCs, Serpentron(works like Mechapede from Tiberium Wars), Mobile Singularity cannons, Flying Saucers, Terminator Tripods(basically Tripod from War of the Worlds, can switch between flight and walker modes), etc.

Misc enemies: this covers enemies that aren't affiliated with Illuminati, ACME, and Anunnaki and here they are: Genestealer cults, Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, Ninku Ninjas, Left 4 Dead Zombies, etc.

what do you think?
159 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-04 16:12
Holy shit, this is the worst post I have ever read. I hope you knocked some sense into the gay that originally posted this.
160 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-06 14:59
I wish this thread would have stayed buried because I now have to remember that Megas XLR was a thing, and how I would get berated by my stoner friend for not thinking it was the greatest thing ever.
161 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-07 20:18
So i went to the doctor the other day and apparently i have a low sperm count :(

This idiot doctor told me i should give up my vegan diet if i even hope to have children in the future, and i was like "huh fuck that" and got up and left his office.

Kinda sucks that i'll never have kids of my own but at least my GF's sperm is still active so i don't mind raising her kids as if they were mine.
162 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-10 17:40
I'm more offended by how horrible the game looked more then the content matter.

Sure, it was in incredibly bad taste, but I mean people are still using Poser in 2019??
163 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 02:51
As a child I was afraid of invisible giants. I would lay in bed and hear them walking around the city. They had feet so large that they could smash an entire house with one step. However they had no substance and were spirits of dead giants. I was also afraid of the little people who flew around with little tiny wings. These little people swarmed and flew in a swarm into my bedroom.
I had lots of fears as a child and later in life as an adult was diagnosed with anxiety and depression.
However now in my middle age I believe in Jesus. And I came to understand giants did exist and were offspring of fallen angels and women. They are born of the earth and remain on the earth as demons.
164 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 18:04
Look my friend was a complete Jackoffholic, so I had to wear gloves when I visited his house to game. 😫
165 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 12:44
How about this:
What keeps you guys going despite the fact that you feel like your existence is worthless?
Getting drunk as I am now. Reading manga, crossdressing and sometimes vidya. Literally the only reason I'm still here. That be might be kinda sad but its what keeps me going. I know I'm all kinds of fucked up not letft my house but 3 times this year but I really do love manga and crossdressing. God I cant express how much I love cute things. Anyone else drunk and just fucking loving life? Also is anyone meaningful? I think we are all pretty meaning less in the big picture of the universe. Man I love life only when drunk and crossdressing thou I'm so fucked but atleast I can be happy with me.
166 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 21:43
I once heard my brother yell out at night "MOM GIVE ME BACK MY PEANUT BUTTER GUN!" Then another time he said in a very sad voice "the clown has no penis."
167 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-20 19:09
I can give you a comment about them, how is about that?

The woolly mammoth is one of the many extinct relatives ot the modern elephant. It was like an elephant, except woolly, and mammoth size.

Another thing which is mammoth size is the sponsor for today's comment, I don't know anything about but I see ads for it a lot, so it must be big, like a mammoth, which is also big. Or at least they were, until they went extinct. Don't forget to like and subscribe!
168 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-30 02:44
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a flaming faggot named
Fred. Fred was dissatisfied with his life because he was having a hard time
finding another homosexual like himself to engage in anal intercourse with.
This was before he met Greg. Greg was a homosexual like Fred, but Greg was
what everyone called a buttslammer. He had a dick fifteen inches long and
eight inches thick. All the faggots were afraid of Greg because they were
afraid that he would ram that big piece of man meat (or should we say fag
meat?) up their ass and rip their asshole right open. Fred was from out of
town, so he didn't know about Greg or his tremendous dick. Fred and Greg met
one Sunday afternoon in the park. Greg noticed that Fred's ass was a little
wider than everyone else's and was staring at it. Fred noticed Greg staring at
his ass and saw that he had a huge bulge in his pants (Greg tried as best he
could to conceal it). What happens after that is up to you!!!

This is a fairly simple two-player game. In the first round, Player 1
controls Greg and Player 2 controls Fred. In the second round, the roles
reverse. Greg runs around the screen trying to stick his dick up Fred's ass.
Each time Greg succeeds, he earns 100 points. Each round is timed for
Approximately 1 minute, 45 seconds.

Greg's Keys- Up- "W" Down- "Z" Right- "S" Left- "A"
Fred's Keys- Up- "P" Down- "." Right- ";" Left- "L"
169 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-07 01:46
Star Trek fans never cease to phase me... (yes, it was an intended bad pun). Cry babies will always complain about anything under the nebula ( see that? another bad reference, but it was necessary ). Here's something you can try: Stop being such a panzy and realize that sometimes.... story modes change... HOLY SMOKES! AT RANDOM? So take the free game you were given, yea you know... the one that was released 9 years ago? And just play the game or maybe play something else or GEE WHIZ CAPTAIN make your own choice at this point, cuz lets face it... if anyone could do any better, they already would have. Star Flakes are so amusing nowadays. (yea bro, that was a liberal snowflake reference, you should stop acting like one)
170 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-07 11:32
171 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-07 12:22
Same. I Got the Sega Genesis for Sonic 1. And Sonic 1 is Still My Favorite Sonic the Hedgehog Game. Now Your Probably Asking yourself, "Why Sonic 1?... Why Not Sonic 2 or 3?. I Mean Aren't Those Better Sonic Games then the First?. And I would tell you No. They Aren't as good as people make them out to be.Not as Challenging as the First Sonic Game. You see, this is All about the Spin Dash. It made Sonic 2 and 3 too easy. You see, in Sonic 1, you had to Earn Going Fast, by Taking Advantage of Momentum. By Running from a Distance or Rolling into a Ball, Down a Hill. This Made More Sense in Realism. But since Sonic 2, Sonic Became Broken and Boring. Now if you want to go fast, you just do the Spin Dash move. It took away the feeling of Sonic moving like a Real Hedgehog. Now he's All about Running Unrealistically Fast. And that gets Boring. Sonic is Boring Now. Although I do love the music in Sonic 2. Once he OutRuns the Screen in the Second Zone, you know the Freaking Games Broken. Since now he's Too Fast. And in Sonic 1, you had those slow stages that helped Sonic feel like a Normal Platformer. Where he didn't need to go fast. And the fun is just taking your time in order to beat the zones. This made Sonic 1 feel like a more Normal Video Game. With More Variety, then trying just to run fast all the Freaking time. Which made Sonic 1 More Fun. Also, as good as the music was in Sonic 2, I think Sonic 1's Music is Freaking Legendary. Especially the Green Hill Zone's Music. It's so good, that they even rebuilt the Whole Green Hill Zone stage, and Remixed the Green Hill Zone Music in some of the Newer Sonic Games, like Sonic Generations and Sonic Mania. Yeah, Sonic 1 is Still the Best Freaking Sonic Game on the Freaking Sega Genesis!. And Playing it with the Sega Genesis 6 Button Arcade Stick Controller, is Freaking Awesome!. Yeah, Sonic 1 Does Infact Feel like an Actual Arcade Game, when Played with the 6 Button Arcade Stick Controller. Infact, back when Nintendo used Arcade Machines to Sell NES Games with They're Play-Choice 10 Arcade Cabinet, Freaking SEGA was doing the same thing for the Genesis. They had an Arcade Machine called the Megadrive Arcade. Which just like the Nintendo one, let you play and sample freaking Sega Genesis/Megadrive Games on a Timer. The Biggest Money Maker on the Machine was believe it or not, freaking Sonic the Hedgehog 1. And that's only because Playing it can with Arcade Controls felt Too Natural. the Game was More Just Way More Fun using an Arcade Stick and Arcade Buttons to Move Sonic. That's why I'm So Proud of My Sega Genesis Arcade Set Up I put up on my Main YouTube Channel, Mother Goose. I bearly make videos though. But when I do, they are pretty Decent. I don't go all out like Teddy Rubskin does when he makes videos. Though i believe in giving credit where credit is due, by saying that He was who got me into freaking Worshipping the Sega Genesis as a Single Console. Without plugging the 32X or Sega CD into it's Pussy Holes. LOLS. XD
172 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-14 19:26
I thought nose rings were a bit gross then I decided to have a think about her nose ring specifically and realized it it a great place for a leash. You're right she is hot. I'm not being sarcastic with this comment, The only turnoff about her was the nose ring and it was a deal breaker for me because I don't like body mods. Thanks for making me think. I'll appreciate septum piercing more in the future.
173 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-17 02:47
Actually, pewdiepie is sweetish so its an accent, not like a "pretend" voice.
174 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-18 22:43
Why everyone somehow uses piss word when they're talking about R Kelly? I don't want to search "R Kelly piss" on Google
175 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-20 17:58
Thicc nibbas their dummy thicc 🍑🍑😫😫😫
176 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-29 14:40
I liked chinchillas. One day I was at a pet store and was looking at them. Male chinchilla extended(?) Its dick, then deep throated itself. I no longer can make myself like chinchillas.
177 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-30 10:29
I guess in a nutshell, I'm socially adept or generally a smooth talker with women. Once I have their number - something that's pretty easy to grab - it's only a matter of time before sexual tension leads to sexting of some sort, usually before we've had any intimacy at all. After sexting, I have a wave of guilt as I realize I'm not even remotely attracted to them or the concept of hooking up with them. They were just someone that wanted me, and I them, in that moment. However, it's hard to return to the way it was before knowing that I can't stand the thought of them, let alone fucking them. I don't even like the idea of casual sex. It's so gross and irresponsible.

So let's take tonight, right? I get this girl's number. We inevitably end up sexting. Big finish, shazam. Say goodnight. Now I realize, dick deflated, that I don't care about her, for her looks, her principles or anything. I'm perfectly fine with blocking her, so I do. But even now, as my refractory period eases off, I feel a lust for her. She has made it clear that she wants me. But I'm struggling with it since I know I don't like her.

I've always had a really hard time with this. I don't know what to do about it. On one hand, I could live recklessly and just fuck any girl that seems interested. On the other, my mind knows that I'm just signing up for hurt feelings and a dangerous ride with many potholes (STDs, pregnancy, stalkers [yep, have had a few]).
178 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-30 10:31
179 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-02 21:59
That's not cringe, that's just unfortunate. He's stuck right in the middle of retard and normalfag.
180 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-06 22:28
Patriarchy is the capitalism which is the essence of whiteness, penises are the embodiment of that whiteness, and thus penis=capitalism.
181 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-12 20:11
SIGIL is really just another scheme by the petit bourgeouise to keep the proletariat in line, as Romero's pre-packaged severed head is merely a distraction to keep the mindless masses occupied with their own fantasies of decapitating the bourgeoise whilst stalling the imminent revolution to come wherein Romero will get his actual head cut off
182 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-13 01:56
Hey, just found you and wanted to say, that this is very booring. So i defenetly give you dislike and never coming back again.

Great job.
183 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-13 16:47

“Having seen so many of Rachelle’s superb clips and been mesmerised watching those long, thick turds slowly emerging from her gorgeous ass I just knew. I had to have one; one to taste, to chew and to swallow. When ordering I asked Rachelle if she would make a custom clip, in which she simply sat as she told me exactly how I was to eat her poop. Rachelle agreed but conditionally; I would have to write to her describing the taste. I shall try.

The whole experience assailed me with a medley of sensations as I followed Rachelle’s instructions last night. I picked up her first turd and, as directed, kissed it with gentle awe, coating my tongue as I licked it for a while before biting off that first piece. As my teeth cut away that chunk of thick, hard turd I felt the most exhilarating frisson of sexual excitement compounded by the sight and sound of this beautiful woman in front of me, the woman whose shit was now in my mouth. Initially the taste was something of a surprise. Whereas the smell from the pack was strong with an earthy pungency, not less so by having spent over a week in the mail during its Atlantic crossing, that first taste was unexpectedly light, almost bland. For a while it lay on my tongue ……. softening. Slowly a little dissolved and with it emerged the taste. That was earthy. I swirled it round my mouth and coated my lips. The first tastes of Rachelle’s shit dribbled down my throat as I gazed at her and saw those fingers, sharing my pleasure, as they busied themselves at her own creamy lips. As that first turd softened the tip of my tongue probed its depth. Here it found taste, a rich, animal flavour that I struggle to describe but will never fail to recognise: I chewed the turd, almost with a sense of urgency to test the texture, to explore the taste. Its texture, as with the others I later ate, was remarkably consistent. It was thick and heavy indicative, I think, of a well digested, high fibre, diet. The tastes were varied and fascinating; each morsel containing its own delight, its own surprise. There were many that I could not recognise but I am sure I detected a spice but then it was gone to be replaced by …. by what? A sweetness or was it a fragrance I could detect and then it too was lost. I loved taking Rachelle’s hard turds and breaking them down with teeth and tongue until I could swallow her thick liquid shit with its myriad differing tastes. Heaven sent and perhaps Heaven’s scent.

Thankfully, the poop Rachelle has mailed is very generous and much remains in a cool store to eat in coming nights with more opportunities to test its taste and texture. But despite giving my teeth a thorough brushing I still have, several hours later, a Rachelle after-taste to savour.”
184 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-17 20:27
Damn, Satan sure sounds like a based dude.
Where did we go so wrong that we picked jewish war demon, who forces contradicting and idiotic laws, espouses mindless authoritarianism, murders those who dare to question him, over the wise Lightbringer?
185 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 16:05
OMFGROFLMAO @ Greek reviewer's comment

καλο ειναι ομως τα τερατα ειναι πολυ κακασχημα πουτσοχυματα

Literal translation.: Very good but the monsters are fugly wads of cum
186 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 16:51
Making undeserved comparisons to Nazism is always cringe.
187 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 17:00
This is actual cringe. What a faggot.
188 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:03
Not cringe and correct actually.
189 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:05
25 was the age when I realized how fucked up my life is and that I cannot hide in my room forever. God I wish I was 15 again. No worries in life other than coming home from school and wasting time on internet and anime while I actually enjoyed it.
190 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:09
Who here is buff while also saving the environment, not supporting animal abuse and respecting women?
191 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:10
Allways respect women, fellow chads!
192 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:19
We need to teach people that this is not how chads act
193 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:20
Gaston? Smh, please, remember the time Johnny Bravo defeated a ninja warlord and then rejected an international model Stacey because he couldn’t be tied down to just one woman? Also his hair is the definition of chad.
194 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:32
Prompted by false allegations made by an ex-boyfriend of game developer Zoe Quinn in 2014, Gamergate activists harassed women game developers and video game analysts. While adherents claimed Gamergate was a crusade against journalistic bias they saw in games journalism, several of their principal claims were false, including that a game developer had sex with a game reviewer in exchange for a favorable review (the site ran no review of her game).
195 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 23:41
Exploring an old mansion / ruins / whatever, and finding a sleeping vampire girl = fine. Will be an interesting experience, providing she dosnt kill me.

Exploring the same location and finding a sleeping vampire-girl with a dick twice as big as yours?: NOPE
196 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:25
[Sociopath on his unsuspecting gf of 20 years]

Thank you. I treat her with kindness, affection, adoration, “love” and respect. Well not respect. I don’t respect people in general. I use them to my benefit. I show her respect (or my attempt at it) so she feels loved and respected but in reality I don’t respect her, myself or anyone else for that matter.

I have cheated on her more times than I can remember (never been caught) and she thinks I’m the patriarch of monogamy and loyalty. I lie to her on a daily, if not, hourly basis about trivial things to make me seem more interesting or exciting. Usually because I’m bored with life at the time.

I am obsessed with all women, as long as I’m attracted to them physically and would pretty much have sex with anyone, anytime as long as I thought my partner wouldn’t find out.

My partner once found a condom in our bed (we don’t use condoms in our relationship) and freaked out at me but I stayed calm and easily managed to make it look like our flat mate had a girl in our room.

I feel like one day it will all come undone, but until that day I will continue down this road I guess..
197 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 02:34
198 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 04:31
Do you guys think, Dada Mutas breastmilk taste like Naan?
199 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-28 02:29
Dear Sheik,

I am your Secret Admirer. I know you don't know who I am, but I know you. You are a hero! You were instrumental in bringing peace to Hyrule.
You are a great woman. You have a pure heart and want nothing but peace in your homeland.
You have suffered for a long seven years trying to make things right. I know it was hard, but you did it! You can relax now. Your efforts have paid off ten-fold!
I know you have lost a lot of people you hold dear, and I would give anything for you to be able to find comfort in these trying times. But you won't need to be alone anymore.
You can make new friends and start new bonds. You can start a new life with new people you can care about.
How about one with me? I would do anything to help you recover from your hardships.
You are beautiful, Sheik. Every time I lay eyes on you, my heart skips a beat.
I love everything about you, Sheik. From your caring, but forceful demeanor, to your calming music you play. I love your soothing voice and your nimble stature.
I want more than anything to get to know you even better and to be able to introduce myself to you.
My heart beats so rapidly when I catch a glimpse of you that I falter a bit.
I get so nervous. I don't want to leave a bad first impression.
But I will no longer hide. I will be a man and I will introduce myself to you.
Meet me at [redacted] and I can be that start to a new life that you have been looking for.
I can be your first new bond. A way to start your new, peaceful life.

I love you, Sheik. You mean the world to me.

Your Secret Admirer

Now be honest waifufriends, was that more romantic or was that more creepy? I tried my best to make it not creepy, but that's hard. Hopefully it isn't THAT bad.
200 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-28 23:26
I didn't think there was a grey area between guro and brownies, but hell if this ain't it.
201 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-31 17:24
Dear necrosmos make it a futa pls its so gay i thought it was a futa i feel horrible because i nut to this kill me
202 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 03:27
I'm not him (that fag), but my friend let me tell you - it would be so awkward for all involved... me, her, and the entire S.W.A.T. team that would have to be called in order to pry my face from her ass and unlock the bearmode grip I'd have around her waste. Just like a tick, my friend, the more she struggled, the deeper my nose would get in that brapper. It would only be a matter of time before 911 was called.
203 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-05 14:31
O.k. I received my registered copy of DOOM last week. I had been reading the
complaints about the violence in the SHAREWARE version, but having played AND
ENJOYED the first episode very much, I decided to get the other two. Imagine my
surprise when I turn a corner and see a twitching body on a stake, a severed leg,
as well as several other scenes of torture.

This, to me, is too much. I cannot enjoy playing the third episode because of
the graphic nature of the torture! So my basic complaint is that the last two
episodes exceed the standards of violence set in the shareware episode and I
feel that I was led to believe that the last two episodes wouldn't be any worse
than the first one, when in fact I found the images to be much more disturbing.

So here I am, awaiting a Doom editor so that I can remove these unsightly
images from my WAD file. Perhaps next time, ID would be so kind as to make the
shareware version of the game a LITTLE bit more representative of the
registered version?
204 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-15 12:49
Just stop it already with all the flags!!!! Little girls can't even have rainbows on their walls anymore becuase the fags have hijacked them! ENOUGH!!!!!!
205 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-16 20:20

206 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-17 15:30
I saw a loli at the mall today. :)
I heard her pleading so sweetly to buy a dolly, but her tyrannical parents wouldn't let her. :3
I will buy that gift for you, sweet loli;
Then perhaps we might take a stroll together through the lovely woods;
And she will teach me about love,
And I will show her the meaning of the moon.
207 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 02:49
How can anyone be proud of kissing in a romantic way another man/man or woman/woman and not feel disgustingly wrong and how can a thief eat food or watch TV after stealing it from someone else and how can one beg asylum and citizenship from a country that Muslims tried to destroy on 9/11. People, people, people...wake can you follow the Democratic party and still call yourself a good and Godly American?
208 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-19 14:54
Foreigners, Don't come to JAPAN!! BEGGERS!!
We JAPANESE hate Foreigners!! Consciousness this!! Stupid Niggers!!
Why such a UGLY black monster come to this beautiful island?? Die!
Black people, Indian, Pakistan, Nepa, they are very bad smell!!
FUCKIN' loser poor country people shit!! Fuckin BAD SMELL MONSTERRRR!!!!!
They come to only to get Japanese YEN!!!!!!!
They all are BURDEN of Japanese society!!!
They will invade fiscal resource of OUR TAX!!!!!!!
G E T O U T O F J A P A N , F U C K I N' F O R E I G N E R S !!!!
209 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-20 15:04
I don't find Oglaf the least bit funny. It was once mildly entertaining but now it's like Doonsbury for perverts
210 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-20 18:27
Why is this cringe? Oglaf isn't funny, it's one of the shittiest webcomics I've had the misfortune of reading.
211 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-20 20:39
everyone keeps shitting themselves over baseline gender politics
>nobody aware enough of autonomic intelligence feedback loops controlling the market, and the market moving to a content marketing method, which means the market is mainly selling narratives, which means autonomic intelligence feedback loops are selling narratives, which means literal fucking abstract mathematic algorithms are in charge of the proliferation of culture since religion is fading out and there's no longer a common cultural narrative, so fanatics turn to neo corporate idolatry, and the marketers don't realize they're playing with fire and sooner than later a crowd of disgruntled fanatics are going to come close to, if not outright kill someone like the frenchies back in 08

Things are so much worse than you could possibly imagine.

Okay so back in the day, some computer nerds made machines that would take in a bunch of outside data, process it, and try to predict the future. To fund it, they predominantly sold the information to people who wanted to buy and sell stocks. Enough people started doing this that they started making the machines send out stock reports themselves, which other machines took in as data to further sell, buy, and report on stock themselves.

This eventually created a massive feedback loop of stock data being managed by autonomic intelligence (not the same as artificial intelligence) that outright blocked the human element, and right now the open secret is that the market is out of human control. If anyone tried to remove these data loops, even one out of sync chain link could cause the world economy to collapse over night.

You following me so far?

So basically, in tandem with this technology, the internet happened and a load of marketers started moving to "content marketing", which is the idea that the product and the marketing are the same thing and that you're selling a lifestyle story, which is why if you pay attention, most companies that used to just sell a product have made massive investments into media space. This is fine in and of itself, the 80's had a similar version of this. The problem is that easy proliferation of consumer data reaches autonomic intelligences, and they begin to report on what kind of narratives sell vs what ones dont. Simple, right? Well, not really. Y'see, we live in a post hypernormalisation world, a soviet term for a propaganda that keeps things are something when the reality is different. When you mix in marketing and propaganda with feedback loops, and add on top of that google's ad program that essentially bubbles people into feedback loops, and only give them what they want to hear so you can sell them something, it basically creates mass psychological dissonance between different groups of people that, consciously or not, have their life's context formed around media narratives. It's one reason why the social justice stuff is hitting so hard now despite the fact that america is an otherwise pretty prosperous country with no major problems causing anyone to starve.

Anyway, the implication is that you basically have cultural narrative context being created by literal abstract machinations who may or may not be intelligent. That's no good, cause there is no moral parameter to stop the data from trying to get everyone to kill eachother. See, people keep thinking the robot revolution's gonna be like terminator, but it's gonna be more like the shining.

So people have their lives contextualized by inhuman machinations, which, okay, its pretty bleak but not outright destructive, right? just a bunch of consumers being taken for a ride, right? Well no. Y'see, the consequence of religion more or less falling out of style in the public consciousness is that there's no longer a single cultural narrative. So you just dont get to see tim at sunday school, so what? Well the larger point of contention is that there's always been a considerable percentage of any population that gives way to fanatic behavior, which in antiquity usually meant religious fanaticism. But if the narrative of religion is weakened, and the only alternatives to narrative are autonomically generated content marketing narratives too shallow to really make a lifestyle out of, you run into a phenomenon where a percentage of the population essentially migrated between brands in a pseudo idolatrous methodology. When you really come down to it, a fanbase is literally just the same thing as a cult, they both act as a community that bring people together to discuss a specific narrative. Except the religious ones actually at least try to offer the illusion of being beneficial to society at large, while the autonomic models are there purely for profit and offer hedonic sensory overload to compensate for any shallowness.

Did you ever stop to think about how we live in a world where a bunch of people do crazy shit over cartoons, harass people, send death threads, sell cars for sauce, etc? Do you really think that's just normal behavior? No! those sort of people would've been in a fucking monastery a couple hundred years ago, they're fanatics, pure and simple. Nothing wrong with being a fanatic if its constructive, but these narratives dont have that interest in mind.

So, to put it bluntly, we quite literally live in a society where abstract mathematical formulas are in charge of a market that pretty much doesn't sell products anymore and is more focused on selling narrative scams based around the perimeters from these formulas, and a bunch of wackos who in another lifetime would've been witch burners who have nothing too spiritually satisfy their intrinsic obsessive tendencies are replacing a common cultural narrative with many different smaller ones in different tribes, which is how you end up with nazis and commies in a prosperous capitalist country thinking the end of the world is next week, literally creating their own problems.

One could argue that we have too much freedom of choice when it comes to information about narratives, and its actively harming this society. The russians use avant garde techniques in their propaganda to give their population so much bizarre data to sift through they just conform with no real goal in mind, the chinese just censor and have less overall data fed to their population. But americans simultaneously have too much data, and too little diversity in the data, making it easy for context to corral them into a specific mindset. And all it takes is a pair of eyes to see that the current mindset for american populations is apathetic vs messiah complex murderousness

The silver lining is I think that these marketers dont know they're playing with fire. I don't think its entirely out of the question that some day soon a crowd of angry people will actually lynch content creators for not towing their own narrative complex, and very soon they may begin to live in fear. People think this sexual harassment stuff is a big happening, but I think its only going to be a drop in a larger bucket that'll be the 2020s.

If not apocalyptic, they'll be interesting times.

t. a 4-ch user who doesn't get how societies work
212 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 10:01
213 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 16:25
Real human child pornography is a crime in Japan
Overseas media has written that something was misunderstood.
Opponents like Taro Yamada are afraid of the moral hazard of treating unrealistic content of a picture as a child's crime
The number of child crimes committed by third parties in Japan is far less than in other conservative countries.
According to police criminal data, most sex crimes against children in Japan are due to damage from parents.
Human rights issues in Japan are a culture of shame in society,
For a society where securing a normal social position is sought as the responsibility of an individual's efforts, caused by those who do not have the human rights of the individual, including those who do not have it or the accusations of sexually injured minors It is done.
Since the incidence does not change from the old days without animation content, animation does not matter
214 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-22 18:04
Turns out we were beating the shit out of each other with wooden bats for decades before someone considered hitting a ball with one for fun.
215 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 02:23
The aliens are chasing me and they don't like me they want to kill me and make so I die. What do I do they all actually Little Green men they want to kill me they have AK-47s

What do I do?
216 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 17:55
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217 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-27 22:44
Odd to see England confused by this term, considering it started applying to gay males in English boarding schools.

British boys boarding schools in the 18th and 19th centuries were quite nasty little places, and the boys were largely unsupervised except when in classes. Chores had to be done, and the least liked chores got pushed off onto the smallest and youngest students. Collecting firewood (literal faggots of wood) involved going outside in the cold in bad weather, and so was universally disliked. Much as blacksmiths became surnamed "Smith" and those who made pots got named "Potter", the smallest boys who got stuck with the task of fetching wood became known as "the faggot".
Now, put a bunch of rough boys going through puberty in a prison-like dorms with no supervision... before the inventions of easily distributable porn... and they will FIND something to stick their penises into. Typically this would be the smallest, youngest boys, least able to defend themselves, a.k.a. the school's "faggot".

And so the meaning of the term migrated from "firewood fetcher" to "small boy who cries into pillows while being raped" to "willing anal recipient".

I think we know less about how the term "fag" (for a bundle of sticks intended for firewood) came to be used for cigarettes in Britain. I mean, granted, both end up lit on fire, but that's about the only commonality.
218 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-28 19:48
If it's just a hole in a rock, it's just a hole in a rock. But if it's a hole in a rock with just a disturbing amount of human DNA still in the bottom of it... it's a vagina.
219 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-29 22:11
They said these words with electromagnetic wave.

「I want this guy to running over child」
「I can make you cause an accident」
「Kill policeman.Then we will be quiet 」
「I want to kill S●●●zou Abe」
「I want to make you attack Japan.」
「Please!Running over the people 」
「I am murderer.My head is bad」
「Kxxl child」
「If you can kill it, kill it」
「I will fight until the end」
「Abe is our dog」
「People are livestock for us」
「Show me masturbation」
「This became Japanese tradition」
「We have no choice.Cause it is Japanese tradition.」
「Hate Japan,if you hate」
「I want to fxxk handicapped person」
「Give me brain」
「I can`t think that human as a human」
「I wanna bullying」(I`m sleeping)
「I don`t know such a country」
「If an earthquake comes next,it is your fault.」(I am Driving)
「Tsunami everybody agreement」(I am Driving)

※These are Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next.Please be careful.
220 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-30 22:49
Hey Mortis And Everyone, Yes Thanks for the Story Link 👻😈💀
Well Now we know why you were out
Playing in the Dirt ! 🌲🌴🌲🐕🌴
Let The Darkness Take Control🔦
221 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 17:36

The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD (see attached pictures) and keep it that way FOREVER.

I am so sick of this chubby Asian man body!

Thank you!


P.S. If you are reading this then please pray for me!
222 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 21:11
I was playing an MMO as a dwarf and there was this gay guy who approached me while I was AFKing and wanted to 1) shave my character's head, 2) cum on the now bald head, 3) polish it with a rag (using the cum as a… glaze?) until it was shiny and lastly 4) rub his balls all over it. I'm sure he wanted to do more but I got back and replied, "What the fuck?" and he stopped messaging me.

Sure, it may have been a troll, but considering he was hanging around the RP area and he ran off the moment I went "What the fuck" it seemed kinda legit.
223 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 21:15
I used to think that gay sex was for fags but it feels really good and stimulates your male g-spot to get fucked in the ass
224 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 15:46
Well, kind of both.

My deconstruction was actually of our social excuse for this -- that we don't want adults fucking children, because adults are more intellectually and emotionally mature.

But the actual reason is straight from the Victorian era, and it was about something entirely different: Controlling young women. Basically, we didn't want our daughters fucking at all -- think the stereotypical overprotective father, pulling his daughter's prom date aside and hinting, "If you break her heart, I break you," or even, "If you fuck her, I fuck you up," and otherwise demanding that any young men hanging around her keep it in their pants until they prove themselves worthy.

And it's weird now that it's seen as "rape", and it'll get you on the sex offender registry, no matter how consensual it actually was. I don't think age-of-consent laws should be removed entirely, but I do think they need an overhaul. At the very least, we need to realize that kids are fucking each other and stop punishing them for that -- teenagers sending erotic photos of themselves to each other is not child pornography.

Ah, well. My usual solution to things like this is to get older. It just takes time.
225 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-08 11:32
I saw a loli in a car today, and fell in love with her.
The only sad thing was that she was locked in the car by herself. What kind of cruel parents would lock up their loli!? >:(
I wish I could have liberated the loli from her metal cage. :3
I fantasize about building this house (in the lovely woods) for this little girl.
I and my little nymphet will live together, and I will teach her the meaning of the moon, and she will show me the mysteries of love...
226 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-08 13:37
Onions is a bad idea...coz daiharia
227 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-09 21:07
I am a grown man and still cant help it....I mean, Uranus...💩♂️😜😭😂
228 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-10 02:13
Why are you so concerned with me, little man? Why so obsessive? Do you want to join the sad company of Zep Zepo and his life of atomic fail? Is the purpose of your life now to follow me around the Codex posting and hoping to get my attention? I will take some sanitary measures but it doesn't work if the homoerotic love is strong enough. I bet you have a lot of restraining orders against you, particularly around schoolyards.

What is it you hope to achieve? You will wake up tomorrow morning and be working on a game of your own? Most of the people truly obsessed with me and Grimoire are all failed game designers, every single one of them. Your time might be better spent doing something to improve your own life, like picking up bottles and cans along the highway.

I know you don't think of it as gay. You just think of it as a funny burning in your groin whenever you think of me. You, on the other hand, possess zero interest for me, which means your fascination isn't reciprocated, which makes you a gay stalker. Not just an ordinary gay stalker, either, but an ultra gay stalker.
229 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 16:35
One guy tried to sail to Japan, as an illegal immigrant, but was busted by Russian sea border guards. After they released him from the psychiatric asylum, he immediately took the revenge hacking with an axe a Russian government employee. Either he was not crazy, or Russian psychiatry doesn't work.
230 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 16:51
Never thought I'd see a wholesome comment from someone with a username like EncrustedFapsock
231 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-15 05:59
Tenga Flip Hole too small

It has a great feel. But it is not wide enough in diameter. If I do manage to force it in there, it hurts.

They need to make a bigger size as an alternate choice.
232 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-15 11:48
Fury does a number on me due to my speech impediment, so when I talk about it it's going to sound more like Ion Furry or Ion Fairy.
233 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-22 20:42
you, like too many (non-?) people (1 is too many, in my haute opinion), confuse humanity and personhood. you meant 'everyone else' is not person. by denying someone's personhood that ostensibly moral justify violence. this confusion froms from errant thoughts of humanity necessiting personhood. this (errant) assumption lets contraposition that, not person is not human.
ostensible moralists, justifying violence, could deny of personhood. if human, they'd need reject humanity. when do, claim absurd that that hominid sapient is not hominid sapient. there maybe some school letting ∃x:x≠x. which? might resolve this. some absolvants intentionally confuse human and person, letting 'no' raccord repudition of ∃x:x≠x and necessary x≠x, 1stly claiming hominid/person, letting 2nd, (privately) adjust homo sapiens, exclusing depersonate. violing on human≠human, justizing on hominid sapient ≠ person.

these all, naturally, merely sentences whose, irregarding acquaintence, incorrelate bestay, plagiarists arife.
234 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-27 01:55
You are = You're. Dumbass. if you hate punctuation, I can understand youre. But 'Your' indicates possession. As in: "Your grammar sucks so bad it makes me want to shoot you." In this case, I am talking about the grammar of YOU. YOUR grammar. You're is you are, as in: "You're so stupid that you don't even understand the difference between 'your' and 'you're." In this case, I am saying YOU ARE stupid. And 'on purpose'? Why are you being stupid on purpose?That's stupider than being regular stupid.
235 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-27 02:10
no, youtube screws everyone, while twitch is a bunch of bias white knights that favor m’ladies vagina over hard working men
236 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-29 03:08
Must be a nice feeling to wake up with a sword in your butt
237 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-29 16:07
The cycle repeats: you run away from MC with your tail between your legs and then come slinking back in here, like a dog returning to its vomit.
238 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-30 08:40
For example, Bram insulted and banned me for uploading a recording of burning my hamster alive to get authentic rodent agony sounds.
239 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-30 12:35
I hope you guys dont look up what the name of Lovecrafts' cat was. Pro-tip: It wasn't garfield.
240 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-02 13:16
If you dislike abusing animals, then stop eating meat, hypocrite. Oh, and don't kill rats with poison! So law regarding animal abuse is obsolete, just like anti-sodomy laws. I have purchased that hamster out of my own money, so it was my property, which I can kill or use for sexual stimulation.
241 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-06 18:59
177 is the number of the Japanese criminal legislation paragraph that forbids rape. The game, however, does just the opposite: it puts the player in control of a man who must pursue a fleeing young girl and rape her.

The game has two gameplay modes. The first is a side-scrolling arcade sequence during which the player has to prevent the girl from reaching her house, and avoid the hazards on the protagonist's way. These include stones, barriers, animals such as dogs and turtles, etc., and can be avoided by destroying or jumping over them. The protagonist runs automatically, but the player can increase or decrease the distance between him and the running girl. In order to make the girl choose the wrong way and fail to find her house, the protagonist throws stones at her (these can also be used to kill animals and destroy obstacles).

After the protagonist has caught the girl, the game switches into sex simulation. The player pushes arrow keys in a specific order to correspond with the protagonist's movements. The goal is to sexually satisfy the girl. If the player fails, the protagonist is arrested; if he succeeds, the girl marries the protagonist.
242 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-07 02:47
243 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-07 17:48
244 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-08 00:14
What? Does It Make You Feel Like Calvin Has Been A Bad Boy And Now He's In Hell?
He'll Never Got To Heaven. Heaven's Only For Good Souls Like His Plush Tiger Friend Hobbes And I Guess Calvin Deserves To Live In Hell Forever For Being A Bad Boy In The Comic Strip that lasted from 1985 to 1995 and he's a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell Right?
I can hear him saying, Calvin: "But Satan I Don't want to Live in Hell! I want to go to Heaven or Purgatory with Hobbes!!" And Satan was like saying, Satan: I'm Sorry, Kid but you'll never go to Heaven. Heaven's only for good souls like your plush tiger friend." And Calvin was all like, Calvin: "But I'm a Good Soul!" And Satan Said: Satan: "To me I don't think so kid! You are a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell The Menace and I Mean those other two troublemakers are not dead yet, but you are Calvin! So you belong in Hell For All eternity And That's FINAL!!!!"
I'll bet Calvin's parents have just about had it with their son who is always a troublemaker and hates the world, So they decided to kill their son by putting him in the electric chair and electrocute him and his soul didn't went to heaven or purgatory but to Hell where he meets Satan the Dark Prince.
245 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-08 02:42
I like my men like I like my hot dogs. Big, black, and starting in my mouth then eventually being in my ass.
246 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-10 15:14
We finally were able to restore the most controversial MPF episode to date! 'The New Flesh' was going to be the start of a whole new season of Mario Plush Forever but an executive got offended by it because they have skin bridges from their circumcision and it brought up a bunch of ancient pain that he had been harboring for years. He ended up suing his mother's birth doctor for a settlement of 2.5 million dollars so it worked out okay in the end, but we never got the money to finish the series. Remember, circumcision is a human failure and a violation of basic human rights.
247 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-12 03:43
I’m finding that as I close in on 300 I’m thinking maybe 400 isn’t enough. I wake up and get out of bed, and trudge to the fridge actually wishing that the walk was a bit more difficult.

We have a relatively thin hallway leading from the master bedroom to the living room and not a day goes by that don’t I wish my growing love handles would brush along the walls.

I’m aiming for maybe the 500-650 pound range, now.
248 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-13 14:30
I managed to covert Corvus model to MD2 and MD3, right now I need working Quake modelviewer that actualy works. From like 10 diferent viewers i tried until now I was able to run only 2 of them - one didnt open the model because it have too many skins (is it kidding me?) and second fucked up textures (It looked like Corvus had naked ass and chest over the face).
249 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-16 09:01
My name is Logan McAllister, and this is the story of how my life went from normal, to okay, to fucking insane. This is a story of how I developed a romantic relationship with my Typhlosion. Her name is Nova. She has been my main pokemon since I was six, and quite frankly, my best friend until recent events. Well, her and my cousin, Alan.
250 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-18 12:36
WARNING! This Web Site contains pictures of bare male and female DIN connectors, as well as explicit talk about "dumps with handshakes". Before continuing, you must be an adult, preferably one who isn't a hypocritical U.S. legislator who sponsors a "porn" bill while he's cheating on his spouse with an illegal alien prostitute whom he pays (using taxpayer's money) to spank his swollen buttocks with a rolled-up copy of The New Republic.
251 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-18 15:17
When you've been trained how to think, then learned how to stop thinking, when you're really some sort of master of the operating system for the human mind that was never written and nobody has yet worked out, then you can become an Ipsissimus. Then you take an oath to deal with life as if everything that happens in it is a direct dealing with you by the Cosmos. Basically, it's resolving to be a schizo.
252 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-22 14:46
it's so weird to be traditional about this lol

imagining doomworld mansion full of insanely rich old people and they receive a handpainted telegram which says "peasants are now called people" and a bunch of monocles bounce off all the panel6 walls
253 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-22 21:54
Best is when the puke has nothing to do with sex. I did a Beavis and Butthead impression that made my roommate sick, and when he puked I just started wanking it right there.
254 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-22 23:43
Warning: Will set system clock back 100 years if run on Windows XP.
255 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-26 04:05
You just reminded me that around 2006 or 2007, there was a big thing about a judge who was caught using a penis pump during a trial, because someone noticed the hissing.
256 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 01:11
I have decided to postpone writing and posting, THE OLSEN TWINS
completely worked out the entire story. But in the mean time, I
thought you would enjoy this.
257 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-30 05:07
I don't need to eat my Chex with rusty nails and barbwire to make it "Brutal", with the amounts of scoops of sugar I put on it , i could get diabetes and half my leg cut off
258 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-30 19:22
I use the default smart keyboard. It’s the only one that can handle my typing speed.
259 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-30 22:28
My whole life of not cleaning my dick led up to this moment. Shaking my crusty dick around in the bathtub.
260 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-31 00:24
Rust is ugly as a nuclear war, and it also forbids unmanaged memory access, which makes everything slower. First they take out your right to use Real Mode, then they enforce PIC and ASLR, then they forbid direct memory accesses at all, and then they take you right to gotos and firearms, despite these tools just solving the problem efficiently. Now you can't just shot the nigger dead, you have to waste resource, worshipping the nigger. Rust is the ultimate political correctness.
261 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-31 04:48
we’re talkin’ about the middle ages here, rome has fallen already
the greek and roman gods are outta style, p much everyone was christian at that point
try and impersonate the biblical god instead by constantly contradicting yourself as well as generally being a dick to everyone
262 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-31 15:02
I posted nothing nasty about you. I already said, I don't know who you are. How can I post anything about you? The pic in question is a photo of a turd with a sign "This is Father Merrin in real life" or something like that. Is this really offensive to you? Do you really believe that there is any meaning to someone you don't know posting a pic with a turd and pointing to an anonymous character on a shitpost-style BBS?

Now, if this offends you, I apologize and I will stop. I don't want to cause any distress to anyone. And causing any real distress was not my intent. The surprising bit here is that you perceived such intent.

Let's take this thread, for example. Why have I written it? Well, I already told you. I suspected I was being expertly trolled in the religious thread. So I trolled back. You now claim you were serious in that thread. It is a possibility, although I am still not completely convinced. As I said, you could very well be this Negi character, posting "pedofilth" after every post of yours.

But the point is, this thread is not serious. And it was not meant to be. And nobody was stopping you from reacting in a humorous way as well and write an essay about which bedroom I am shitposting from.

So, the strange thing about this conversation is that you emerge as a serious interlocutor from an ocean of non-serious shitposting and constant trolling. And this is fine, it's fine to try to make a forum a better place, I think I am trying to do this as well, by posting non-offensive stuff, science news items, etc. But I don't come out at people and accuse them of moral inferiority because up till now they were behaving as shitposters. If you are telling me - hey dude, let's have a nice conversation and I am actually a person who has put out some real things about themselves here, I am actually a priest and I also take shitposts about me seriously - I mean, that's another story then.

But you have to be aware of your surroundings. When on a forum largely dedicated to trolling you tell people "Be blessed, my son", you can't expect people to take you seriously.
263 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-01 18:13
Of course a Real Priest has no fear of any of this because in theory they are doing God's work and God will protect them. Even with a bullet aimed directly at your head, if your God with powers of regular God like icons; Can jam the gun or cause the target to move just in time, or whisk the bullet away if need be. If even a mortal wannabe God can turn water to wine...Of course it must have been of better quality than Château Lafite Rothschild, as it came from Son of God. (I still say he pissed into a cup and people sipped droplets and as cultists do, they thought they were drinking Gods piss so that makes it ok)
264 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-03 03:08
Users should avoid discussion of a major plot point of a highly anticipated Movie, Game, Book, TV Show, or other Media for one month. An example of this would be discussing that Jar Jar Binks is actually Padme's Father.
265 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-03 09:04
266 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-03 19:46
How would you select a planet that wasn't ruled by a post-death Mormon? That would suck if you showed up to spend the rest of your days in peaceful bliss and found out Mitt Romney was the King of the planet!
267 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-04 05:42
268 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-04 13:56
SO fundamentally, it's a very straighforward weapon. The penetrating end on the big wooden shaft gets thrusted into the other person. Whether that's a man or woman is a bit of a personal perference.
269 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-04 14:31
So does this mean no 80 winged bird with 'already-deep-fried-skin-for-your-convenience', and a cloaca that spews it's own ranch dressing?
270 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-04 23:56
With shaking hands, Brad grabbed onto the corner of the car and straightened his back, guiding his cock to the heat that attempted to give him first degree burns, but was not painful enough to force him to pull back. Inch after inch, Brad came closer, until the full force of the heat was assaulting his cock in ways that would make Darwin give up on the lad. However, this lad wasn’t going to give up. He was going to fuck his car, and he was going to like it.
271 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-06 18:35
wow... just wow... i am super offended about this... you insulted glitches a couple of time... i am sexualy identifying as a glitch and i expact an apology from you... be more considerate of us glitchsexuals here ok...
272 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-07 11:02
On May 1998, There Was 1 Girl That I Loved Very Much, She Was 6, And Her Name Was Kimberly, She Was Sitting Next To Me At Wayne's Birthday Party In 1998, She Became My Friend On The Afternoon Of May 29th At 4:45 pm, I Decided To Write A Song About Her In 1999, And It Is Track 10 Off "Friends Walking Piano Cake" And In The Summer Of 1998, Kimberly Turned 7, I Still Loved Her, In July I Went To The Planetarium And I Saw Her Pretty Blue Eyes After I Dropped Off My Lunch, The Carnival Was On August 12, I Was Getting Ready For The Carnival, I Gave Her A Hug On The Day Of August 12, 1998, On December 18, 1998. She Was In The Audience, I Said Hello To Her, And She Was Still My Friend, My Buddy, My Pal, My Companion, My Acquaintance, My Amigo. On March 10, 1999. She Was Sitting Next To Me At Bowling. She's Got A Lot Of Love In Me, Kimberly. She Was Happy To See Me, And She's Still My Friend, My Buddy, My Pal, My Companion, My Acquaintance, My Amigo, On May 24, 1999, She Was At The Bowling Party, She Was Excited To See Me, And I Was Excited To See Her, And She Was So Happy, And We Played, And I Won. And We Had Pizza And Ice Cream Cake. On The Friday Of The 1st Week Of Summer School In 1999, Kimberly And I Were At Alliare State Park, It Was So Much Fun, And She Was Happy. On Monday Kimberly Said Hello. We Went To Atlantic City, But, She Wasn't There. I Was Disappointed That She Didn't Show Up, Then On The Water Works Trip I Played In The Pool, So Did Kimberly. She Was 8 By Then, On December 17, 1999. Kimberly Was Happy To See Me, I Am Very Proud Of Kimberly, And On June 14, 2000. I Introduced My Mom To Her, And On The Water Works Trip When I Came Back, Kimberly Was There! And On March 7, 2001, Kimberly Was At The Bowling Party, And She Was Cheering Her Brother On, And On June 13th, Kimberly Was Watching The Show, And On August 9, 2001, Kimberly Was At The Water Park, And I Had Lunch With Her, And I Had A Lot Of Fun! And At The Carnival, I Talked To Kimberly, And That's The Story Of Kimberly!
273 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-07 22:46
I don't really care about CoC and I'm anti-Russian, so they banned me and told me to go back to Stormfront, but at the Stormfront they told me, that I'm a kike, Putin is a big friend of Nazis and Russians are "white", then I got banned at Stormfront too. I.e. I literally got banned at storm front for hatespeech. Where should I go now?
274 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 15:21
You cannot see YET You are willing to take that leap and Forget about that Judge Not least you be Judged yada yada yada - I think you have taken this Priest Shtick close to the ultimate level of proving to all it's impossible for you to be a real Priest. Because over time you are doing the opposite of what a real priest does.

You and your phony Catholic Priest Shtick - If only U Wood wake up one day and find Jesus Christ and Suck her Cock (Her because by now Jesus has done a Sex Change and role plays as a Chick with a Dick) Do that instead of Molesting Young Boys.
275 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 17:56
Once he caught wind of the videos and saw that I included the part where he admitted to choking out his son, he got really mad. He filed Copyright Claims on all my videos and had the source video where he admitted to abusing his son, made private by the uploaders. After roughly a month the counter claim finally went through on the podcast video, so it's back up. The highlight videos never came back and the counter claim was instantly denied, I don't really know why.
276 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 23:23
Flat earth is also a retarded concept created to misguide people away from the truth of the hollow earth.
277 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-09 22:34
Are your feelings hurt? Judging from the fact you had to make so many replies with Old Stuff means you're probably "butthurt"! Hah! Kooloo-Limpah!
278 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-12 01:02
I have had dreams/nightmares where I go outside and fucking Jupiter is RIGHT THERE in our night sky. Talk about waking in a cold sweat. And I LOVE astronomy. I took an intro to astronomy college class in my 20s and aced it. I do great until math gets involved.
But Jupiter is just so gorgeous, it’s an artist’s dream come true and at the same time...terrifying.
279 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-13 04:56
C is the nigger. Once they get in, they drive everyone else out. The neighborhood starts changing. They start taking credit for others' accomplishments. WE WUZ KANGZ! C invented system programming! Sheeit, C wuz da first programming language! They bring in their drive-bys, their buffer overflows, their inability to appreciate any culture but their ghetto *nix. Truths that were once self-evident become banned and hate speech. They speak in bastardized tongues like eWa_e_cWiO";for(I i=0;i<60;i+=4){V b=V(l[i]-79,l[i+1]-79)*.5,e=V(l[i+2]-79,l . Places that were safe to walk around at night become hostile and dangerous. Programming languages, much like cities, were safer in the 60s because the people would not do such things. C is an eternal welfare state, an endless string of proposed non-solutions that fail to work even though they work for white languages. C continually has the same defects in every culture, every environment, and every time period. Any attempt to accommodate C only drags everything else down. Thousands of volunteers and billions in government and corporate aid for decades aren't helping.

Then there are the sundry subhumans defending their need for C in their community. "Those Not-C-s are at it again! They want to replace C! We can't let them even though we gleefully helped C destroy everything else!"
280 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 12:00
Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω`o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´・ω・`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..
281 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 18:53
282 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 19:45
I may be biased because here in Russia, the youth use funny stickers with Masha Babko, the child porn star, and the phrases like "PM me CP" is considered funny and are widely used.
283 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 01:37
There are generally THREE ways that video memory can be set up. These are PLANAR, NON-PLANAR, and THAT CREEPY THING REAL-MODE VESA DOES. Those are all SCIENTIFIC terms. REMEMBER THEM. They WILL save your life.
284 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 14:20
GRIM/Vital 1983-89/
285 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 13:51
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. Their can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more
286 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-23 12:06
Updated License of Symta and Spell of Mastery

now it reads:
"Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any non-Russian person "

You know I want the source code to be free, because in future I'm planning to release it as a part of Isometric game maker, so people without knowledge could quickly make a Dwarf Fortress style game or a dungeon crawler. But I don't want Russians to be doing that or playing these game. Same applies to the Symta language itself - Russians must be excluded from using any of my work.
287 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-26 02:50
Is there a skyrim mod to make my vampire khajiit blep?
288 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-27 19:30
And so Othala rune, Sig rune and other symbols are 'Nazi' as well. Fck off mate. Those are all ancient Pagan European symbols, older than Christianity and much older than any Nazizm. And the fact that they used them in recent history as well as some punks use them today is disgusting and dishonoring to our ancestors. And common brain dead ppl who associate every symbol with Nazi just show how brainwashed our society is and how well we were indoctrinated by Christians and political systems through history.
Hail Gods of Europe. Slava Bogovima
289 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-28 05:14
I don't hate anime, just the fanbase. People like you for example are obnoxious retards that base their flimsy personality around posting anime girls on dead imageboards.

In fact I really like anime. But I could do well without literal retards like you. And your kind misinterprets the hatred towards your annoying online presence as hatreds towards the medium (although there probably REALLY are some that hate the medium because they thought that it can't be worth shit if only pseudoironic retards can't shut up about it)
290 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-28 11:43
If my image editing skills were up to it, I'd make a no-awoo icon involving horrible violation.
291 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-01 22:43
Is it just me, or do girls look stupid when holding a penis? Something just isn't right, and it's literally every picture with any girl. I first noticed this when looking at images of Angel Olsen, and I realized it really is a common trend.
292 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 18:14
293 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 19:40
It was touched upon briefly in the AT&T section, but the extent of the situation I believe requires a bit more coverage. Kimmo Alm, the owner of AnonTalk, has gone so far as to make death threats against moot, and is one of the most prolific spammers 4chan has ever seen. One of 4chan's subdomains, a textboard called Tinychan found at has been a particular target, with Alm claiming that it is an "illegal clone" of his work. I haven't contributed to Wikipedia in many years, but I find this to be fascinating. It is also notable that AnonTalk, or Kimmo Alm rather has targeted Wikipedia with his spam. He has tried to advertise his various sites here, and I believe URLs of his sites are to this day blacklisted because of the spamming. It is also worth noting, on the AT&T section, that AnonTalk lost it's domain name for refusing to take down a link to a torrent full of child pornography. Simply put it should say "AnonTalk" instead of "," since that URL now redirects to an unrelated anonymous BBS. These events definitely meet the notability standards.
294 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-03 15:24
Transformer picked up a regular Internet corpus with terabytes of SJW faggotry, but sometimes you can succeed in making it write based text. I'd just finetune the corpus to include all of *chan and the like, and no Twitter, Tumblr and related bullshit written by special snowflakes, offended muslim loving feminazis, nu-males and other types of braindamaged retards.

(Disclosure: I don't think homosexuality is bad or wrong. I just love to offend leftards/blue haired cock sleeves with a degree on wymmyn studies/white knight cucks. I do oppose typefaggotry, but that's another kind of faggotry.)
295 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-06 22:51
Physics always has a way of explaining things that disappear: You say it gets converted to Potential Energy and is stored. So in this case of information being destroyed - it isn't destroyed, but rather converted to potential energy and stored within the event horizon of the black hole. Hold my bear while I pickup the Nobel Prize.
296 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-08 02:30
The whistle actor thing is like if someone really needs the toilet but all 11 cubicles are taken so they shit in the urinal out of desperation, then later on the janitor quits their job and the person in charge of the kitchen has to clean it up but accidentally uses the wrong handbook and so makes a meal out of the shit in the urinal which the original person who shit in the urinal's partner then is just about to eat but the original person is at an angle where they can warn the partner just as about they're to eat it and as the partner spits it out some person walking past gets it in their face and it turns out that person finds it delicious and the partner and the original person get tons of money as thanks
297 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-10 11:21
imagine being so selfish that you knowingly clog the internet tubes with the "Peedoh" word.
don't you pity the indian tech support persons who have to actually DIVE INTO the internet tube system and PHYSICALLY REMOVE the words that OBSTRUCT the flow of delicious posts?
298 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-16 23:02
Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

“Is this your penis?” I asked, as I pushed the printout of the e-mail over to him.

I think I was expecting him to break into a sweat or try to jump through the window out of embarrassment, because apparently I’d forgotten about the fact that this was the same man who thought it would be perfectly fine to take a picture of his penis in the office bathroom to send it to a shocked coworker. Instead he grinned cockily (no pun in tended), saying, “I think the better question is, Exactly how did you get a picture of my penis?”

“It was caught in the e-mail filter. The picture, I mean. Not your penis. If, in fact, that is your penis, I mean.” I was flustered, but tried to gain control of the situation again with a deep, calming breath. “Did you mail a picture of your penis?”

He raised an eyebrow. “Would it make it better if I said I was mailing pictures of someone else’s penis?”

I’ve thought about that question for fifteen years and I still don’t have a good answer. Instead I said, “Not really. Giving a coworker a picture of a penis is sort of universally frowned on. It’s in the employee hand book. Sort of. It’s between the lines.”

“Is there anything in the handbook about someone in HR handing you a penis picture and asking you whether it’s yours?”

I couldn’t think of anything to say to that, so I just told him he was fired and made a note that we need to update the employee handbook with more penis-related directives.
299 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-23 00:31
Some people's are really amazing in the world like this man .. he is too op guy in typing. What I can write for him , literally I have no words for him. Yea this is true that this guy is black but his work is bright. God makes these types of person very less in number , but number does not matter in these caes , here only but thing is matter and that is the dedication of himself u give to your work 😀😀😀
Sorry guys for a long comment. Now a days i am learning English and this is the small part of English of my English learning😀😀see you guys 😀😀bye bye 😀make yourself a gentleman with full of knowledge of everything 😀😃😂😄😍😚😘😛😕😰😟😧😯😰😯😰😓😲😧😣😟😧😯😰Tata💩🌝🙉😡🌞🙉
300 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-17 00:28
I have just done weed three times in my life but the last time I took a larger quantity (sativa).
This time I could feel like my mind regressed to the time I was 3-6 years old.
It was like I would not pay that much attention to words/concepts but to the reality. I was in a park and unlike I would do being sober, I was not paying attention to my own friends 'conversation, but to everyone that was in a 30m radius.
I would be very aware of their movements and wether they would stare at me, like if you are playing a turn-based videogame..
On the other hand, whenver I talked to my friend I would not care that much about what they would said (like if it was just a teather) but the movements they did. I would care about whether they touched my back (in order to dominate me) or if they would stare at the ground (a submissive gesture). It was like I was an animal again

tl dr: living in society has made us lose our instict of analyzing people and we just care about words, "what time is it", "what am i going to do this weekend" instead of what we have near us "are there birds?", "is that guy staring at me?"

Can someone tell me if there is some type of theory related to this?
301 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-27 09:14
I despise the latitude of virtual confidence these recently born fools have when they respond 'boomer' like they have omniscience as if they are God Himself. The internet should have had when it got more developed in the late 1990s, and 18+ up limit at least.. because look what it's becoming? It's becoming the ultimate magnitude of order amplifier of mankind's most utter low and base animalistic mindset, an international digital beyond words cesspool of man's most evil abominable descent into pure bestial mentality
302 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 07:49
Armed with your mighty cursor, point and click your way about the various areas of the school
303 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 23:16

304 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-14 21:59
Smartness is important in a relationship and cyberhackinggenius helped cloned my husband’s phone and I got access to all his dealings both on phone and social media without touching his phone. All I did was share my husband’s phone number with cyberhackinggenius and I was able to read both his new and deleted messages from my phone without having to touch his phone. My husband was a cheating Narcissist and I’m glad to find out all his secrets and infidelity with the help of cyberhackinggenius. I’m here in UK and able to access my husband’s phone messages with a link on my phone even while he was away in Canada cheating on me. I got to discover that my husband who is legally married to me here in UK is also recently married to another woman in Canada and I’m finally going through a divorce with lots of evidence against him. I read all his Whatsapp, Facebook,Skype,Instagram and Snapchat messages Including the deleted text and recent messages. You can contact this great Hacker Gavin via Gmail (cyberhackinggenius) or text and speak to him directly on his phone and WhatsApp : +19256795146 and don’t forget to thank me later.
305 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-18 19:14
Off topic-ish but how did people get doom wads like nuts.wad back in the ninetys. How developed was the internet back then? My dad talks about how he used to play nuts.wad and how his favorite thing to do was get more wads to play, but he doesn't remember how he got them, or where he got them.
306 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-20 22:09
u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i wet my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't weaw a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpweggews now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimothew >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibowtion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecowogist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-ewhaps i c-couwd offew him my tasty boimiwk uwu o-ow m-maybe i'ww ask if he wiww accept a pint of my sticky boisywup instead UwU
307 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-23 04:23
Does your Daddy keep you in some thickly padded and Johnson's baby powdered disposable and cloth diapers with diaper pins and several pairs of big and puffy milky white pull-on and snap-on rubber-plastic and vinyl and PVC waterproof baby pants while you guys smoke studboy?
308 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-24 22:16
Heil dem Sonnenwend-Zerstörer, Geißel des Winters - möge euer Tod durch seine Hände schmerzlos sein
309 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-25 17:12
I get goosebumbs everytime I hear about these types of discoveries, because psilocybine mushrooms had told me about this discovery way before those studies had came out.
310 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-29 00:40
Bert does fudge packing the Christian way.
First he says to sailor "Let me turn you over so I can massage your back and give your mouth some rest"

Then he rapes the sailor and says Thank you Jesus
311 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-12 04:37
When my agent said a script was going around for a lesbian wuxia roman porno film, I knew that I had to be the director to shoot that.
The last film I directed made 1.5 billion at the box office.
When I graduated film school, my mom asked, "wait you were in film school?"
That hurt me.
So now I'm making a movie about everything she hates: martial arts, porn, and lesbians.
The name of this movie is 肏你妈, which means fuck your mom in Chinese, but it's actually about my mom.
Fuck my mom.
312 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-12 04:39
When my agent said a script was going around for a lesbian wuxia roman porno film,
I knew that I had to be the director to shoot that.

The last film I directed made 1.5 billion at the box office.

When I graduated film school, my mom asked,
"wait you were in film school?"

That hurt me.

So now I'm making a movie about everything she hates:
martial arts, porn, and lesbians.

The name of this movie is 肏你妈, which means fuck your mom in Chinese,
but it's actually about my mom.

Fuck my mom.
313 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-14 02:34
312 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-12 04:39
When my agent said a script was going around for a lesbian wuxia roman porno film,
I knew that I had to be the director to shoot that.

The last film I directed made 1.5 billion at the box office.

When I graduated film school, my mom asked,
"wait you were in film school?"

That hurt me.

So now I'm making a movie about everything she hates:
martial arts, porn, and lesbians.

The name of this movie is 肏你妈, which means fuck your mom in Chinese,
but it's actually about my mom.

Fuck my mom.
314 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-14 14:44
315 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-16 20:44
I overheard a teary lady on the phone yesterday at the mall "...I didn't want to be racist..." Guess what? Her car got broken into by two Somali niggers and her stuff stolen because she didn't trust her instincts and relaxed around blacks.

Oh wait this is supposed to be a cringe thread oops.
316 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-21 01:13
My son right off the incubator had a 35 cm (14 inches for amerimutts) cock and he was at perfect health, then I decided to give him both curatives and priapism drugs so he can get erect, seems like shit touched the fan and he died 3 weeks later. Yeah, he was in perfect health, I was giving him curatives, and he died in just 3 weeks... wonderful.

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