Dear necrosmos make it a futa pls its so gay i thought it was a futa i feel horrible because i nut to this kill me

I'm not him (that fag), but my friend let me tell you - it would be so awkward for all involved... me, her, and the entire S.W.A.T. team that would have to be called in order to pry my face from her ass and unlock the bearmode grip I'd have around her waste. Just like a tick, my friend, the more she struggled, the deeper my nose would get in that brapper. It would only be a matter of time before 911 was called.

O.k. I received my registered copy of DOOM last week. I had been reading the
complaints about the violence in the SHAREWARE version, but having played AND
ENJOYED the first episode very much, I decided to get the other two. Imagine my
surprise when I turn a corner and see a twitching body on a stake, a severed leg,
as well as several other scenes of torture.

This, to me, is too much. I cannot enjoy playing the third episode because of
the graphic nature of the torture! So my basic complaint is that the last two
episodes exceed the standards of violence set in the shareware episode and I
feel that I was led to believe that the last two episodes wouldn't be any worse
than the first one, when in fact I found the images to be much more disturbing.

So here I am, awaiting a Doom editor so that I can remove these unsightly
images from my WAD file. Perhaps next time, ID would be so kind as to make the
shareware version of the game a LITTLE bit more representative of the
registered version?

Just stop it already with all the flags!!!! Little girls can't even have rainbows on their walls anymore becuase the fags have hijacked them! ENOUGH!!!!!!

BRO! GOTTA SAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

LOVE YOU HAIRY ARMS. A BIT SKEPTICAL ABOUT THE HAIRY FINGERS BUT ITS COOL 😎

I saw a loli at the mall today. :)
I heard her pleading so sweetly to buy a dolly, but her tyrannical parents wouldn't let her. :3
I will buy that gift for you, sweet loli;
Then perhaps we might take a stroll together through the lovely woods;
And she will teach me about love,
And I will show her the meaning of the moon.

How can anyone be proud of kissing in a romantic way another man/man or woman/woman and not feel disgustingly wrong and how can a thief eat food or watch TV after stealing it from someone else and how can one beg asylum and citizenship from a country that Muslims tried to destroy on 9/11. People, people, people...wake up...how can you follow the Democratic party and still call yourself a good and Godly American?

Foreigners, Don't come to JAPAN!! BEGGERS!!
We JAPANESE hate Foreigners!! Consciousness this!! Stupid Niggers!!
Why such a UGLY black monster come to this beautiful island?? Die!
Black people, Indian, Pakistan, Nepa, they are very bad smell!!
FUCKIN' loser poor country people shit!! Fuckin BAD SMELL MONSTERRRR!!!!!
They come to only to get Japanese YEN!!!!!!!
They all are BURDEN of Japanese society!!!
They will invade fiscal resource of OUR TAX!!!!!!!
G E T O U T O F J A P A N , F U C K I N' F O R E I G N E R S !!!!

I don't find Oglaf the least bit funny. It was once mildly entertaining but now it's like Doonsbury for perverts

>>209
Why is this cringe? Oglaf isn't funny, it's one of the shittiest webcomics I've had the misfortune of reading.

everyone keeps shitting themselves over baseline gender politics

>nobody aware enough of autonomic intelligence feedback loops controlling the market, and the market moving to a content marketing method, which means the market is mainly selling narratives, which means autonomic intelligence feedback loops are selling narratives, which means literal fucking abstract mathematic algorithms are in charge of the proliferation of culture since religion is fading out and there's no longer a common cultural narrative, so fanatics turn to neo corporate idolatry, and the marketers don't realize they're playing with fire and sooner than later a crowd of disgruntled fanatics are going to come close to, if not outright kill someone like the frenchies back in 08

Things are so much worse than you could possibly imagine.

Okay so back in the day, some computer nerds made machines that would take in a bunch of outside data, process it, and try to predict the future. To fund it, they predominantly sold the information to people who wanted to buy and sell stocks. Enough people started doing this that they started making the machines send out stock reports themselves, which other machines took in as data to further sell, buy, and report on stock themselves.

This eventually created a massive feedback loop of stock data being managed by autonomic intelligence (not the same as artificial intelligence) that outright blocked the human element, and right now the open secret is that the market is out of human control. If anyone tried to remove these data loops, even one out of sync chain link could cause the world economy to collapse over night.

You following me so far?

So basically, in tandem with this technology, the internet happened and a load of marketers started moving to "content marketing", which is the idea that the product and the marketing are the same thing and that you're selling a lifestyle story, which is why if you pay attention, most companies that used to just sell a product have made massive investments into media space. This is fine in and of itself, the 80's had a similar version of this. The problem is that easy proliferation of consumer data reaches autonomic intelligences, and they begin to report on what kind of narratives sell vs what ones dont. Simple, right? Well, not really. Y'see, we live in a post hypernormalisation world, a soviet term for a propaganda that keeps things are something when the reality is different. When you mix in marketing and propaganda with feedback loops, and add on top of that google's ad program that essentially bubbles people into feedback loops, and only give them what they want to hear so you can sell them something, it basically creates mass psychological dissonance between different groups of people that, consciously or not, have their life's context formed around media narratives. It's one reason why the social justice stuff is hitting so hard now despite the fact that america is an otherwise pretty prosperous country with no major problems causing anyone to starve.

Anyway, the implication is that you basically have cultural narrative context being created by literal abstract machinations who may or may not be intelligent. That's no good, cause there is no moral parameter to stop the data from trying to get everyone to kill eachother. See, people keep thinking the robot revolution's gonna be like terminator, but it's gonna be more like the shining.

So people have their lives contextualized by inhuman machinations, which, okay, its pretty bleak but not outright destructive, right? just a bunch of consumers being taken for a ride, right? Well no. Y'see, the consequence of religion more or less falling out of style in the public consciousness is that there's no longer a single cultural narrative. So you just dont get to see tim at sunday school, so what? Well the larger point of contention is that there's always been a considerable percentage of any population that gives way to fanatic behavior, which in antiquity usually meant religious fanaticism. But if the narrative of religion is weakened, and the only alternatives to narrative are autonomically generated content marketing narratives too shallow to really make a lifestyle out of, you run into a phenomenon where a percentage of the population essentially migrated between brands in a pseudo idolatrous methodology. When you really come down to it, a fanbase is literally just the same thing as a cult, they both act as a community that bring people together to discuss a specific narrative. Except the religious ones actually at least try to offer the illusion of being beneficial to society at large, while the autonomic models are there purely for profit and offer hedonic sensory overload to compensate for any shallowness.

Did you ever stop to think about how we live in a world where a bunch of people do crazy shit over cartoons, harass people, send death threads, sell cars for sauce, etc? Do you really think that's just normal behavior? No! those sort of people would've been in a fucking monastery a couple hundred years ago, they're fanatics, pure and simple. Nothing wrong with being a fanatic if its constructive, but these narratives dont have that interest in mind.

So, to put it bluntly, we quite literally live in a society where abstract mathematical formulas are in charge of a market that pretty much doesn't sell products anymore and is more focused on selling narrative scams based around the perimeters from these formulas, and a bunch of wackos who in another lifetime would've been witch burners who have nothing too spiritually satisfy their intrinsic obsessive tendencies are replacing a common cultural narrative with many different smaller ones in different tribes, which is how you end up with nazis and commies in a prosperous capitalist country thinking the end of the world is next week, literally creating their own problems.

One could argue that we have too much freedom of choice when it comes to information about narratives, and its actively harming this society. The russians use avant garde techniques in their propaganda to give their population so much bizarre data to sift through they just conform with no real goal in mind, the chinese just censor and have less overall data fed to their population. But americans simultaneously have too much data, and too little diversity in the data, making it easy for context to corral them into a specific mindset. And all it takes is a pair of eyes to see that the current mindset for american populations is apathetic vs messiah complex murderousness

The silver lining is I think that these marketers dont know they're playing with fire. I don't think its entirely out of the question that some day soon a crowd of angry people will actually lynch content creators for not towing their own narrative complex, and very soon they may begin to live in fear. People think this sexual harassment stuff is a big happening, but I think its only going to be a drop in a larger bucket that'll be the 2020s.

If not apocalyptic, they'll be interesting times.

t. a 4-ch user who doesn't get how societies work

>>206
UNDER THE MOON
LOLI TO ISSHO

Real human child pornography is a crime in Japan
Overseas media has written that something was misunderstood.
Opponents like Taro Yamada are afraid of the moral hazard of treating unrealistic content of a picture as a child's crime
.
The number of child crimes committed by third parties in Japan is far less than in other conservative countries.
According to police criminal data, most sex crimes against children in Japan are due to damage from parents.
Human rights issues in Japan are a culture of shame in society,
For a society where securing a normal social position is sought as the responsibility of an individual's efforts, caused by those who do not have the human rights of the individual, including those who do not have it or the accusations of sexually injured minors It is done.
Since the incidence does not change from the old days without animation content, animation does not matter

Turns out we were beating the shit out of each other with wooden bats for decades before someone considered hitting a ball with one for fun.

The aliens are chasing me and they don't like me they want to kill me and make so I die. What do I do they all actually Little Green men they want to kill me they have AK-47s

What do I do?

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Odd to see England confused by this term, considering it started applying to gay males in English boarding schools.

British boys boarding schools in the 18th and 19th centuries were quite nasty little places, and the boys were largely unsupervised except when in classes. Chores had to be done, and the least liked chores got pushed off onto the smallest and youngest students. Collecting firewood (literal faggots of wood) involved going outside in the cold in bad weather, and so was universally disliked. Much as blacksmiths became surnamed "Smith" and those who made pots got named "Potter", the smallest boys who got stuck with the task of fetching wood became known as "the faggot".
Now, put a bunch of rough boys going through puberty in a prison-like dorms with no supervision... before the inventions of easily distributable porn... and they will FIND something to stick their penises into. Typically this would be the smallest, youngest boys, least able to defend themselves, a.k.a. the school's "faggot".

And so the meaning of the term migrated from "firewood fetcher" to "small boy who cries into pillows while being raped" to "willing anal recipient".

I think we know less about how the term "fag" (for a bundle of sticks intended for firewood) came to be used for cigarettes in Britain. I mean, granted, both end up lit on fire, but that's about the only commonality.

If it's just a hole in a rock, it's just a hole in a rock. But if it's a hole in a rock with just a disturbing amount of human DNA still in the bottom of it... it's a vagina.

They said these words with electromagnetic wave.

「I want this guy to running over child」
「I can make you cause an accident」
「Kill policeman.Then we will be quiet 」
「I want to kill S●●●zou Abe」
「I want to make you attack Japan.」
「Please!Running over the people 」
「I am murderer.My head is bad」
「Kxxl child」
「If you can kill it, kill it」
「I will fight until the end」
「Abe is our dog」
「People are livestock for us」
「Show me masturbation」
「This became Japanese tradition」
「We have no choice.Cause it is Japanese tradition.」
「Hate Japan,if you hate」
「I want to fxxk handicapped person」
「Give me brain」
「I can`t think that human as a human」
「I wanna bullying」(I`m sleeping)
「I don`t know such a country」
「If an earthquake comes next,it is your fault.」(I am Driving)
「Tsunami everybody agreement」(I am Driving)

※These are Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next.Please be careful.

Hey Mortis And Everyone, Yes Thanks for the Story Link 👻😈💀
Well Now we know why you were out
Playing in the Dirt ! 🌲🌴🌲🐕🌴
Let The Darkness Take Control🔦

Dear GOD/GODS and/or anyone else who can HELP ME (e.g. MEMBERS OF SUPER-INTELLIGENT ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS):

The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD (see attached pictures) and keep it that way FOREVER.

I am so sick of this chubby Asian man body!

Thank you!

- CHAUL JHIN KIM (a.k.a. A DESPERATE SOUL)

P.S. If you are reading this then please pray for me!

I was playing an MMO as a dwarf and there was this gay guy who approached me while I was AFKing and wanted to 1) shave my character's head, 2) cum on the now bald head, 3) polish it with a rag (using the cum as a… glaze?) until it was shiny and lastly 4) rub his balls all over it. I'm sure he wanted to do more but I got back and replied, "What the fuck?" and he stopped messaging me.

Sure, it may have been a troll, but considering he was hanging around the RP area and he ran off the moment I went "What the fuck" it seemed kinda legit.

I used to think that gay sex was for fags but it feels really good and stimulates your male g-spot to get fucked in the ass

Well, kind of both.

My deconstruction was actually of our social excuse for this -- that we don't want adults fucking children, because adults are more intellectually and emotionally mature.

But the actual reason is straight from the Victorian era, and it was about something entirely different: Controlling young women. Basically, we didn't want our daughters fucking at all -- think the stereotypical overprotective father, pulling his daughter's prom date aside and hinting, "If you break her heart, I break you," or even, "If you fuck her, I fuck you up," and otherwise demanding that any young men hanging around her keep it in their pants until they prove themselves worthy.

And it's weird now that it's seen as "rape", and it'll get you on the sex offender registry, no matter how consensual it actually was. I don't think age-of-consent laws should be removed entirely, but I do think they need an overhaul. At the very least, we need to realize that kids are fucking each other and stop punishing them for that -- teenagers sending erotic photos of themselves to each other is not child pornography.

Ah, well. My usual solution to things like this is to get older. It just takes time.

I saw a loli in a car today, and fell in love with her.
The only sad thing was that she was locked in the car by herself. What kind of cruel parents would lock up their loli!? >:(
I wish I could have liberated the loli from her metal cage. :3
I fantasize about building this house (in the lovely woods) for this little girl.
I and my little nymphet will live together, and I will teach her the meaning of the moon, and she will show me the mysteries of love...

Onions is a bad idea...coz daiharia

I am a grown man and still cant help it....I mean, Uranus...💩♂️😜😭😂

Why are you so concerned with me, little man? Why so obsessive? Do you want to join the sad company of Zep Zepo and his life of atomic fail? Is the purpose of your life now to follow me around the Codex posting and hoping to get my attention? I will take some sanitary measures but it doesn't work if the homoerotic love is strong enough. I bet you have a lot of restraining orders against you, particularly around schoolyards.

What is it you hope to achieve? You will wake up tomorrow morning and be working on a game of your own? Most of the people truly obsessed with me and Grimoire are all failed game designers, every single one of them. Your time might be better spent doing something to improve your own life, like picking up bottles and cans along the highway.

I know you don't think of it as gay. You just think of it as a funny burning in your groin whenever you think of me. You, on the other hand, possess zero interest for me, which means your fascination isn't reciprocated, which makes you a gay stalker. Not just an ordinary gay stalker, either, but an ultra gay stalker.

One guy tried to sail to Japan, as an illegal immigrant, but was busted by Russian sea border guards. After they released him from the psychiatric asylum, he immediately took the revenge hacking with an axe a Russian government employee. Either he was not crazy, or Russian psychiatry doesn't work.

Never thought I'd see a wholesome comment from someone with a username like EncrustedFapsock

Tenga Flip Hole too small

It has a great feel. But it is not wide enough in diameter. If I do manage to force it in there, it hurts.

They need to make a bigger size as an alternate choice.

Fury does a number on me due to my speech impediment, so when I talk about it it's going to sound more like Ion Furry or Ion Fairy.

you, like too many (non-?) people (1 is too many, in my haute opinion), confuse humanity and personhood. you meant 'everyone else' is not person. by denying someone's personhood that ostensibly moral justify violence. this confusion froms from errant thoughts of humanity necessiting personhood. this (errant) assumption lets contraposition that, not person is not human.
ostensible moralists, justifying violence, could deny of personhood. if human, they'd need reject humanity. when do, claim absurd that that hominid sapient is not hominid sapient. there maybe some school letting ∃x:x≠x. which? might resolve this. some absolvants intentionally confuse human and person, letting 'no' raccord repudition of ∃x:x≠x and necessary x≠x, 1stly claiming hominid/person, letting 2nd, (privately) adjust homo sapiens, exclusing depersonate. violing on human≠human, justizing on hominid sapient ≠ person.

these all, naturally, merely sentences whose, irregarding acquaintence, incorrelate bestay, plagiarists arife.

You are = You're. Dumbass. if you hate punctuation, I can understand youre. But 'Your' indicates possession. As in: "Your grammar sucks so bad it makes me want to shoot you." In this case, I am talking about the grammar of YOU. YOUR grammar. You're is you are, as in: "You're so stupid that you don't even understand the difference between 'your' and 'you're." In this case, I am saying YOU ARE stupid. And 'on purpose'? Why are you being stupid on purpose?That's stupider than being regular stupid.

no, youtube screws everyone, while twitch is a bunch of bias white knights that favor m’ladies vagina over hard working men

Must be a nice feeling to wake up with a sword in your butt

The cycle repeats: you run away from MC with your tail between your legs and then come slinking back in here, like a dog returning to its vomit.

For example, Bram insulted and banned me for uploading a recording of burning my hamster alive to get authentic rodent agony sounds.

I hope you guys dont look up what the name of Lovecrafts' cat was. Pro-tip: It wasn't garfield.

If you dislike abusing animals, then stop eating meat, hypocrite. Oh, and don't kill rats with poison! So law regarding animal abuse is obsolete, just like anti-sodomy laws. I have purchased that hamster out of my own money, so it was my property, which I can kill or use for sexual stimulation.

177 is the number of the Japanese criminal legislation paragraph that forbids rape. The game, however, does just the opposite: it puts the player in control of a man who must pursue a fleeing young girl and rape her.

The game has two gameplay modes. The first is a side-scrolling arcade sequence during which the player has to prevent the girl from reaching her house, and avoid the hazards on the protagonist's way. These include stones, barriers, animals such as dogs and turtles, etc., and can be avoided by destroying or jumping over them. The protagonist runs automatically, but the player can increase or decrease the distance between him and the running girl. In order to make the girl choose the wrong way and fail to find her house, the protagonist throws stones at her (these can also be used to kill animals and destroy obstacles).

After the protagonist has caught the girl, the game switches into sex simulation. The player pushes arrow keys in a specific order to correspond with the protagonist's movements. The goal is to sexually satisfy the girl. If the player fails, the protagonist is arrested; if he succeeds, the girl marries the protagonist.

thanks

What? Does It Make You Feel Like Calvin Has Been A Bad Boy And Now He's In Hell?
He'll Never Got To Heaven. Heaven's Only For Good Souls Like His Plush Tiger Friend Hobbes And I Guess Calvin Deserves To Live In Hell Forever For Being A Bad Boy In The Comic Strip that lasted from 1985 to 1995 and he's a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell Right?
I can hear him saying, Calvin: "But Satan I Don't want to Live in Hell! I want to go to Heaven or Purgatory with Hobbes!!" And Satan was like saying, Satan: I'm Sorry, Kid but you'll never go to Heaven. Heaven's only for good souls like your plush tiger friend." And Calvin was all like, Calvin: "But I'm a Good Soul!" And Satan Said: Satan: "To me I don't think so kid! You are a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell The Menace and I Mean those other two troublemakers are not dead yet, but you are Calvin! So you belong in Hell For All eternity And That's FINAL!!!!"
I'll bet Calvin's parents have just about had it with their son who is always a troublemaker and hates the world, So they decided to kill their son by putting him in the electric chair and electrocute him and his soul didn't went to heaven or purgatory but to Hell where he meets Satan the Dark Prince.

I like my men like I like my hot dogs. Big, black, and starting in my mouth then eventually being in my ass.

We finally were able to restore the most controversial MPF episode to date! 'The New Flesh' was going to be the start of a whole new season of Mario Plush Forever but an executive got offended by it because they have skin bridges from their circumcision and it brought up a bunch of ancient pain that he had been harboring for years. He ended up suing his mother's birth doctor for a settlement of 2.5 million dollars so it worked out okay in the end, but we never got the money to finish the series. Remember, circumcision is a human failure and a violation of basic human rights.

I’m finding that as I close in on 300 I’m thinking maybe 400 isn’t enough. I wake up and get out of bed, and trudge to the fridge actually wishing that the walk was a bit more difficult.

We have a relatively thin hallway leading from the master bedroom to the living room and not a day goes by that don’t I wish my growing love handles would brush along the walls.

I’m aiming for maybe the 500-650 pound range, now.

I managed to covert Corvus model to MD2 and MD3, right now I need working Quake modelviewer that actualy works. From like 10 diferent viewers i tried until now I was able to run only 2 of them - one didnt open the model because it have too many skins (is it kidding me?) and second fucked up textures (It looked like Corvus had naked ass and chest over the face).

My name is Logan McAllister, and this is the story of how my life went from normal, to okay, to fucking insane. This is a story of how I developed a romantic relationship with my Typhlosion. Her name is Nova. She has been my main pokemon since I was six, and quite frankly, my best friend until recent events. Well, her and my cousin, Alan.

WARNING! This Web Site contains pictures of bare male and female DIN connectors, as well as explicit talk about "dumps with handshakes". Before continuing, you must be an adult, preferably one who isn't a hypocritical U.S. legislator who sponsors a "porn" bill while he's cheating on his spouse with an illegal alien prostitute whom he pays (using taxpayer's money) to spank his swollen buttocks with a rolled-up copy of The New Republic.

When you've been trained how to think, then learned how to stop thinking, when you're really some sort of master of the operating system for the human mind that was never written and nobody has yet worked out, then you can become an Ipsissimus. Then you take an oath to deal with life as if everything that happens in it is a direct dealing with you by the Cosmos. Basically, it's resolving to be a schizo.

it's so weird to be traditional about this lol

imagining doomworld mansion full of insanely rich old people and they receive a handpainted telegram which says "peasants are now called people" and a bunch of monocles bounce off all the panel6 walls

Best is when the puke has nothing to do with sex. I did a Beavis and Butthead impression that made my roommate sick, and when he puked I just started wanking it right there.

Warning: Will set system clock back 100 years if run on Windows XP.

You just reminded me that around 2006 or 2007, there was a big thing about a judge who was caught using a penis pump during a trial, because someone noticed the hissing.

I have decided to postpone writing and posting, THE OLSEN TWINS
GET GANG RAPED BY GENETICALLY ALTERED WOLVES" because I haven't
completely worked out the entire story. But in the mean time, I
thought you would enjoy this.

I don't need to eat my Chex with rusty nails and barbwire to make it "Brutal", with the amounts of scoops of sugar I put on it , i could get diabetes and half my leg cut off
THAT'S FUCKING BRUTAL, MAN!

I use the default smart keyboard. It’s the only one that can handle my typing speed.

My whole life of not cleaning my dick led up to this moment. Shaking my crusty dick around in the bathtub.

Rust is ugly as a nuclear war, and it also forbids unmanaged memory access, which makes everything slower. First they take out your right to use Real Mode, then they enforce PIC and ASLR, then they forbid direct memory accesses at all, and then they take you right to gotos and firearms, despite these tools just solving the problem efficiently. Now you can't just shot the nigger dead, you have to waste resource, worshipping the nigger. Rust is the ultimate political correctness.

we’re talkin’ about the middle ages here, rome has fallen already
the greek and roman gods are outta style, p much everyone was christian at that point
try and impersonate the biblical god instead by constantly contradicting yourself as well as generally being a dick to everyone

I posted nothing nasty about you. I already said, I don't know who you are. How can I post anything about you? The pic in question is a photo of a turd with a sign "This is Father Merrin in real life" or something like that. Is this really offensive to you? Do you really believe that there is any meaning to someone you don't know posting a pic with a turd and pointing to an anonymous character on a shitpost-style BBS?

Now, if this offends you, I apologize and I will stop. I don't want to cause any distress to anyone. And causing any real distress was not my intent. The surprising bit here is that you perceived such intent.

Let's take this thread, for example. Why have I written it? Well, I already told you. I suspected I was being expertly trolled in the religious thread. So I trolled back. You now claim you were serious in that thread. It is a possibility, although I am still not completely convinced. As I said, you could very well be this Negi character, posting "pedofilth" after every post of yours.

But the point is, this thread is not serious. And it was not meant to be. And nobody was stopping you from reacting in a humorous way as well and write an essay about which bedroom I am shitposting from.

So, the strange thing about this conversation is that you emerge as a serious interlocutor from an ocean of non-serious shitposting and constant trolling. And this is fine, it's fine to try to make a forum a better place, I think I am trying to do this as well, by posting non-offensive stuff, science news items, etc. But I don't come out at people and accuse them of moral inferiority because up till now they were behaving as shitposters. If you are telling me - hey dude, let's have a nice conversation and I am actually a person who has put out some real things about themselves here, I am actually a priest and I also take shitposts about me seriously - I mean, that's another story then.

But you have to be aware of your surroundings. When on a forum largely dedicated to trolling you tell people "Be blessed, my son", you can't expect people to take you seriously.

Of course a Real Priest has no fear of any of this because in theory they are doing God's work and God will protect them. Even with a bullet aimed directly at your head, if your God with powers of regular God like icons; Can jam the gun or cause the target to move just in time, or whisk the bullet away if need be. If even a mortal wannabe God can turn water to wine...Of course it must have been of better quality than Château Lafite Rothschild, as it came from Son of God. (I still say he pissed into a cup and people sipped droplets and as cultists do, they thought they were drinking Gods piss so that makes it ok)

Users should avoid discussion of a major plot point of a highly anticipated Movie, Game, Book, TV Show, or other Media for one month. An example of this would be discussing that Jar Jar Binks is actually Padme's Father.

How would you select a planet that wasn't ruled by a post-death Mormon? That would suck if you showed up to spend the rest of your days in peaceful bliss and found out Mitt Romney was the King of the planet!

SO fundamentally, it's a very straighforward weapon. The penetrating end on the big wooden shaft gets thrusted into the other person. Whether that's a man or woman is a bit of a personal perference.

So does this mean no 80 winged bird with 'already-deep-fried-skin-for-your-convenience', and a cloaca that spews it's own ranch dressing?

With shaking hands, Brad grabbed onto the corner of the car and straightened his back, guiding his cock to the heat that attempted to give him first degree burns, but was not painful enough to force him to pull back. Inch after inch, Brad came closer, until the full force of the heat was assaulting his cock in ways that would make Darwin give up on the lad. However, this lad wasn’t going to give up. He was going to fuck his car, and he was going to like it.

wow... just wow... i am super offended about this... you insulted glitches a couple of time... i am sexualy identifying as a glitch and i expact an apology from you... be more considerate of us glitchsexuals here ok...

On May 1998, There Was 1 Girl That I Loved Very Much, She Was 6, And Her Name Was Kimberly, She Was Sitting Next To Me At Wayne's Birthday Party In 1998, She Became My Friend On The Afternoon Of May 29th At 4:45 pm, I Decided To Write A Song About Her In 1999, And It Is Track 10 Off "Friends Walking Piano Cake" And In The Summer Of 1998, Kimberly Turned 7, I Still Loved Her, In July I Went To The Planetarium And I Saw Her Pretty Blue Eyes After I Dropped Off My Lunch, The Carnival Was On August 12, I Was Getting Ready For The Carnival, I Gave Her A Hug On The Day Of August 12, 1998, On December 18, 1998. She Was In The Audience, I Said Hello To Her, And She Was Still My Friend, My Buddy, My Pal, My Companion, My Acquaintance, My Amigo. On March 10, 1999. She Was Sitting Next To Me At Bowling. She's Got A Lot Of Love In Me, Kimberly. She Was Happy To See Me, And She's Still My Friend, My Buddy, My Pal, My Companion, My Acquaintance, My Amigo, On May 24, 1999, She Was At The Bowling Party, She Was Excited To See Me, And I Was Excited To See Her, And She Was So Happy, And We Played, And I Won. And We Had Pizza And Ice Cream Cake. On The Friday Of The 1st Week Of Summer School In 1999, Kimberly And I Were At Alliare State Park, It Was So Much Fun, And She Was Happy. On Monday Kimberly Said Hello. We Went To Atlantic City, But, She Wasn't There. I Was Disappointed That She Didn't Show Up, Then On The Water Works Trip I Played In The Pool, So Did Kimberly. She Was 8 By Then, On December 17, 1999. Kimberly Was Happy To See Me, I Am Very Proud Of Kimberly, And On June 14, 2000. I Introduced My Mom To Her, And On The Water Works Trip When I Came Back, Kimberly Was There! And On March 7, 2001, Kimberly Was At The Bowling Party, And She Was Cheering Her Brother On, And On June 13th, Kimberly Was Watching The Show, And On August 9, 2001, Kimberly Was At The Water Park, And I Had Lunch With Her, And I Had A Lot Of Fun! And At The Carnival, I Talked To Kimberly, And That's The Story Of Kimberly!

I don't really care about CoC and I'm anti-Russian, so they banned me and told me to go back to Stormfront, but at the Stormfront they told me, that I'm a kike, Putin is a big friend of Nazis and Russians are "white", then I got banned at Stormfront too. I.e. I literally got banned at storm front for hatespeech. Where should I go now?

You cannot see YET You are willing to take that leap and Forget about that Judge Not least you be Judged yada yada yada - I think you have taken this Priest Shtick close to the ultimate level of proving to all it's impossible for you to be a real Priest. Because over time you are doing the opposite of what a real priest does.

You and your phony Catholic Priest Shtick - If only U Wood wake up one day and find Jesus Christ and Suck her Cock (Her because by now Jesus has done a Sex Change and role plays as a Chick with a Dick) Do that instead of Molesting Young Boys.

Once he caught wind of the videos and saw that I included the part where he admitted to choking out his son, he got really mad. He filed Copyright Claims on all my videos and had the source video where he admitted to abusing his son, made private by the uploaders. After roughly a month the counter claim finally went through on the podcast video, so it's back up. The highlight videos never came back and the counter claim was instantly denied, I don't really know why.

Flat earth is also a retarded concept created to misguide people away from the truth of the hollow earth.

Are your feelings hurt? Judging from the fact you had to make so many replies with Old Stuff means you're probably "butthurt"! Hah! Kooloo-Limpah!

I have had dreams/nightmares where I go outside and fucking Jupiter is RIGHT THERE in our night sky. Talk about waking in a cold sweat. And I LOVE astronomy. I took an intro to astronomy college class in my 20s and aced it. I do great until math gets involved.
But Jupiter is just so gorgeous, it’s an artist’s dream come true and at the same time...terrifying.

C is the nigger. Once they get in, they drive everyone else out. The neighborhood starts changing. They start taking credit for others' accomplishments. WE WUZ KANGZ! C invented system programming! Sheeit, C wuz da first programming language! They bring in their drive-bys, their buffer overflows, their inability to appreciate any culture but their ghetto *nix. Truths that were once self-evident become banned and hate speech. They speak in bastardized tongues like eWa_e_cWiO";for(I i=0;i<60;i+=4){V b=V(l[i]-79,l[i+1]-79)*.5,e=V(l[i+2]-79,l . Places that were safe to walk around at night become hostile and dangerous. Programming languages, much like cities, were safer in the 60s because the people would not do such things. C is an eternal welfare state, an endless string of proposed non-solutions that fail to work even though they work for white languages. C continually has the same defects in every culture, every environment, and every time period. Any attempt to accommodate C only drags everything else down. Thousands of volunteers and billions in government and corporate aid for decades aren't helping.

Then there are the sundry subhumans defending their need for C in their community. "Those Not-C-s are at it again! They want to replace C! We can't let them even though we gleefully helped C destroy everything else!"

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I may be biased because here in Russia, the youth use funny stickers with Masha Babko, the child porn star, and the phrases like "PM me CP" is considered funny and are widely used.

There are generally THREE ways that video memory can be set up. These are PLANAR, NON-PLANAR, and THAT CREEPY THING REAL-MODE VESA DOES. Those are all SCIENTIFIC terms. REMEMBER THEM. They WILL save your life.

GRIM/Vital 1983-89/

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. Their can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

Updated License of Symta and Spell of Mastery
https://github.com/saniv/symta/blob/master/LICENSE
https://github.com/saniv/spell-of-mastery/blob/master/LICENSE-code.txt

now it reads:
"Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any non-Russian person "

You know I want the source code to be free, because in future I'm planning to release it as a part of Isometric game maker, so people without knowledge could quickly make a Dwarf Fortress style game or a dungeon crawler. But I don't want Russians to be doing that or playing these game. Same applies to the Symta language itself - Russians must be excluded from using any of my work.

Is there a skyrim mod to make my vampire khajiit blep?

And so Othala rune, Sig rune and other symbols are 'Nazi' as well. Fck off mate. Those are all ancient Pagan European symbols, older than Christianity and much older than any Nazizm. And the fact that they used them in recent history as well as some punks use them today is disgusting and dishonoring to our ancestors. And common brain dead ppl who associate every symbol with Nazi just show how brainwashed our society is and how well we were indoctrinated by Christians and political systems through history.
Hail Gods of Europe. Slava Bogovima

I don't hate anime, just the fanbase. People like you for example are obnoxious retards that base their flimsy personality around posting anime girls on dead imageboards.

In fact I really like anime. But I could do well without literal retards like you. And your kind misinterprets the hatred towards your annoying online presence as hatreds towards the medium (although there probably REALLY are some that hate the medium because they thought that it can't be worth shit if only pseudoironic retards can't shut up about it)

If my image editing skills were up to it, I'd make a no-awoo icon involving horrible violation.

Is it just me, or do girls look stupid when holding a penis? Something just isn't right, and it's literally every picture with any girl. I first noticed this when looking at images of Angel Olsen, and I realized it really is a common trend.

WELL I GOT MY MENTAL MASTERBATION FOR TO DAY AND JUST LIKE REAL MASTERBATION. I FEEL A LITTLE SATISFIED, BUT STILL EMPTY INSIDE.

It was touched upon briefly in the AT&T section, but the extent of the situation I believe requires a bit more coverage. Kimmo Alm, the owner of AnonTalk, has gone so far as to make death threats against moot, and is one of the most prolific spammers 4chan has ever seen. One of 4chan's subdomains, a textboard called Tinychan found at http://tiny.4chan.org has been a particular target, with Alm claiming that it is an "illegal clone" of his work. I haven't contributed to Wikipedia in many years, but I find this to be fascinating. It is also notable that AnonTalk, or Kimmo Alm rather has targeted Wikipedia with his spam. He has tried to advertise his various sites here, and I believe URLs of his sites are to this day blacklisted because of the spamming. It is also worth noting, on the AT&T section, that AnonTalk lost it's domain name for refusing to take down a link to a torrent full of child pornography. Simply put it should say "AnonTalk" instead of "AnonTalk.com," since that URL now redirects to an unrelated anonymous BBS. These events definitely meet the notability standards.

Transformer picked up a regular Internet corpus with terabytes of SJW faggotry, but sometimes you can succeed in making it write based text. I'd just finetune the corpus to include all of *chan and the like, and no Twitter, Tumblr and related bullshit written by special snowflakes, offended muslim loving feminazis, nu-males and other types of braindamaged retards.

(Disclosure: I don't think homosexuality is bad or wrong. I just love to offend leftards/blue haired cock sleeves with a degree on wymmyn studies/white knight cucks. I do oppose typefaggotry, but that's another kind of faggotry.)

Physics always has a way of explaining things that disappear: You say it gets converted to Potential Energy and is stored. So in this case of information being destroyed - it isn't destroyed, but rather converted to potential energy and stored within the event horizon of the black hole. Hold my bear while I pickup the Nobel Prize.

The whistle actor thing is like if someone really needs the toilet but all 11 cubicles are taken so they shit in the urinal out of desperation, then later on the janitor quits their job and the person in charge of the kitchen has to clean it up but accidentally uses the wrong handbook and so makes a meal out of the shit in the urinal which the original person who shit in the urinal's partner then is just about to eat but the original person is at an angle where they can warn the partner just as about they're to eat it and as the partner spits it out some person walking past gets it in their face and it turns out that person finds it delicious and the partner and the original person get tons of money as thanks

imagine being so selfish that you knowingly clog the internet tubes with the "Peedoh" word.
don't you pity the indian tech support persons who have to actually DIVE INTO the internet tube system and PHYSICALLY REMOVE the words that OBSTRUCT the flow of delicious posts?

Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

“Is this your penis?” I asked, as I pushed the printout of the e-mail over to him.

I think I was expecting him to break into a sweat or try to jump through the window out of embarrassment, because apparently I’d forgotten about the fact that this was the same man who thought it would be perfectly fine to take a picture of his penis in the office bathroom to send it to a shocked coworker. Instead he grinned cockily (no pun in tended), saying, “I think the better question is, Exactly how did you get a picture of my penis?”

“It was caught in the e-mail filter. The picture, I mean. Not your penis. If, in fact, that is your penis, I mean.” I was flustered, but tried to gain control of the situation again with a deep, calming breath. “Did you mail a picture of your penis?”

He raised an eyebrow. “Would it make it better if I said I was mailing pictures of someone else’s penis?”

I’ve thought about that question for fifteen years and I still don’t have a good answer. Instead I said, “Not really. Giving a coworker a picture of a penis is sort of universally frowned on. It’s in the employee hand book. Sort of. It’s between the lines.”

“Is there anything in the handbook about someone in HR handing you a penis picture and asking you whether it’s yours?”

I couldn’t think of anything to say to that, so I just told him he was fired and made a note that we need to update the employee handbook with more penis-related directives.

Some people's are really amazing in the world like this man .. he is too op guy in typing. What I can write for him , literally I have no words for him. Yea this is true that this guy is black but his work is bright. God makes these types of person very less in number , but number does not matter in these caes , here only but thing is matter and that is the dedication of himself u give to your work 😀😀😀
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I have just done weed three times in my life but the last time I took a larger quantity (sativa).
This time I could feel like my mind regressed to the time I was 3-6 years old.
It was like I would not pay that much attention to words/concepts but to the reality. I was in a park and unlike I would do being sober, I was not paying attention to my own friends 'conversation, but to everyone that was in a 30m radius.
I would be very aware of their movements and wether they would stare at me, like if you are playing a turn-based videogame..
On the other hand, whenver I talked to my friend I would not care that much about what they would said (like if it was just a teather) but the movements they did. I would care about whether they touched my back (in order to dominate me) or if they would stare at the ground (a submissive gesture). It was like I was an animal again

tl dr: living in society has made us lose our instict of analyzing people and we just care about words, "what time is it", "what am i going to do this weekend" instead of what we have near us "are there birds?", "is that guy staring at me?"

Can someone tell me if there is some type of theory related to this?