It only takes 701 licks to get to the gooey center of my meat-pop

Double vaginal penetration

Tomorrow is No Fap November! Time to fail the first step.

Today I realized that I have an intense desire to have the sex with a swarthy woman of Russian descent. I don't know when I could possibly act on such a fantasy, but it's out there now.

Misc licked

Pelting the girl with stones

Petting the stoned girl

セクハラ

Watching the sun set, letting out a wistful sigh, and thinking: "if only there was a butt to squish...."

It doesn’t say No Boner November.

You seem like a pathetic piece of shit desu. I would love a cake with my boyfriend’s cum in it, but your gf is probably disgusted by you, so you have to resort to sneaking it in like a little faggot.

Waking up I had a monumentous, dangerously powerful erection. It shocked me how turgid my penis was. Perhaps this is a sign from above (below?) that the genitalia are ready for war

watching porn on my phone while inside a girl

I could really go for some ass and pussy right now.

Wanna smash...

I'm absolutely smitten with an Israeli girl with a big ass, and a bigger nose

Part thy gilded pissflaps, harlot; I'm coming in dry

Nothing is more simultaneously modest and lewd than large tatas in a winter sweater

After not having the sex for almost three months, I must state that the pussy is magical.

Don't stick your dick in a sex witch!

Exposing her flat stomach and running the risk of making me ROCK HARD in a professional environment

Girl in docs on the tram is so cute

A pornographic flash parody called "Spyro: Enter the Dragon"

Starring Bruce and Robert Lee.

Saturday morning cummies

When she is so soft and squishy you cannot contain yourself.

god i really want her to give me head agAin AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRITE

SQUISHING THE SOFT HNNNNNNGHHNGNHNG

I want to travel the land doing odd jobs and sexing beautiful women, like Golden Boy but with more sex

So squishy & so soft you wouldn't believe it.

This girl says she has a cosplay of that brown biddy from the ecchi cooking show. I will now devise a keikaku(plan) to do lewd things while cosplaying.

My hips are moving on their own! uguu~

my Asterix Roman name is Enormous Penus

making chocolate milk with →/saovq/images/1138/6074EF14-F1CF-4D57-89A6-C3E101678FDC.png
(the ingredients are actually neither chocolate nor milk)

Womb tattoo

make me Mutahard

a dungeon full of fart-scented monsters

I pray to the lewd lord above, show me the soft girl I'm supposed to put my penis in next. It's been almost 7 months in the desert, what is this suffering for?

>>738
You should not have disrespected Zeus.

>>739
I'll suck Zeus's lightning dick if he helps me out, I've learned my lesson.

Is Zeus a... premature ejaculator?

making semen come out in the poopchute

>>741
He better not be

>>743
It's either that, or 50,000,000 volts down your gay gob when he pops.

dicks up asses

Briefly pondering what it would be like to have titties of your own

Watch enough Tarantino films in a row and you start contemplating asking for a footjob

After two days of heavy rain, three separate hoes solicit me for companionship completely out of the blue. Praise Zeus, appear before me and I will make good on my word and suck your stormy cock

Cute and funny anime girl experimenting with her body

and rape

touch the pulvinus

Sex with the undead.

Wraithjobs until the sun comes up. Unhead for nights.

anus penetration

Muffin stuffin'

Volga and Ubangi

criminal penis

gaynus

ape rape

"I had seen cougar and bear feces in the area"
mmmheheheheh

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, GET READY FOR THE HOTTEST AND HORNIEST GENITAL MASHING ON THE EAST COAST!!! DICK SUCKIN, BUTT FUCKIN ACTION WITH THE FINEST HOES ON THE MARKET!!!!!!!

rape an ape

Made a girl cum from just her tiddies the other day, it was just like one of my hentais. Only thing she was missing was the inverted nipples

Tired of pegging? Try figging!

Pinch Wendy's pennies

Every day becomes just a little more perfect when you can end its story with "and then a broad sucked my dick."

Driving into the heart of urban America in my momma's van for some pussy, I am the Good Kid MAAD City

poopdicks~ <3

The triumphant rush of losing your virginity is quickly dampened by the realization that you sacrificed your wizard powers to achieve it.

>>770
am I going to get a virus from this?

As I conclude my last fap of the 2010s, I'd like to take a minute to thank the guys who made it possible, namely my penis and my hand. Hand, for as long as I can remember you've been my rock. We've cum so far over the past decade, and through the ups and downs you've remained one of my closest friends. You're an incredible work partner too, and thinking about it I think I literally wouldn't be able to do my job without you. Here's to another great decade, buddy. I'm wishing firm handshakes, soft titties and everything else you crave will come your way in droves.

Penis, words can't describe how proud I am of you. Over the course of this decade, you've really proven your mettle. Your statistics for the decade leave other penises in shame. I've watched you grow from a "Dick" to a "Richard" before my very eyes, and it makes me so excited to see how far you'll go in the 2020s. Best of luck man, and be sure that every step of the way I'll be there with you.

My undying love and support goes out to both of you guys as we head into this next chapter of our lives. Let's fuck the '20s even harder than the '10s, brothers.

Fuckin bitches with no love, no worries and no lube, 2020 kickin off right

Big cummytimes impressed gf by hitting the headboard with it

Squishing soft until I sprout semen from my peehole.

Ahhh, the malnourished beauty returns, looking as scrawny as ever. It’s another year of imagining what that bony ass do

Merry clitorismas!!

Doing JEWS

Getting your face assaulted by extremely degenerate and involved smooches

Squishing on the cute and soft girl.

Opening the door to find a heartbreakingly soft and squishy girl lying on your bed in her underwarez. Sometimes life is good, and it is lewd

I feel like this thread is 85% one guy fawning over his gf

You caught me, I'm a little fawning baby ;) Stick that meta cock up my ass and punish me for it~

Well, who wouldn't want to sexually penetrate the squishy hard-nippled girl who sounds like a dog

This thread’s made me want for strangely specific women

SOFT AND CUTE GIRL.

I want to undergo femdom!~~

And to the prudes who split the party early? Fuck em! Without further ado, let’s celebrate and suck some dick.

Kimochii~

Have you ever sat in public wondering whose tits you keep thinking of in the back of your mind, and eventually coming to the conclusion that they actually are 2D and belong to the rabbit girl from that one furry manga?

Scratching Nanachi's ears

Wet dreaming about gettin' jiggy with a negress

Performing cunnilingus after a particularly sweaty day of biking

Well shucks, I'm just a simple rancher, tendin' to his stable o' hoes

Nubian knob-gobblers

I present the following to the table for debate: daddy/little girl play, a VIP fetish or strictly for the birds?

A throwaway women's fetish, legitimized by its provision of the Internet meme of ``cummies''

Sometimes you just want to get blood drawn by the fangs of your beloved

Good work out there boys, now let's hit the showers ;)

Spotted a tight top with no bra today. Very tasteful boobies

Giving a girl the penis to the entirety of the album The Chronic 2001 by Dr Dre

An imaginary girlfriend who's very good at giving reacharound handjobs

Anal intercourse with a soft and cute girl.

Sometimes you have to go back to your roots. Hit her with the missionary, maybe a little choking, a couple grabs and slaps. With all the clutter in our daily lives, a little basic dicking goes a long way.

Italo Calvino LOVED to fuck. Also in his autobiography he says all the pretty girls in San Francisco were unfortunately lesbian.

If you focus on the ways in which his works are explicitly horny you might lose sight of the ways his works are implicitly horny. All his works are about fucking in the same way any work is about fucking, but he was more aware of it than most.

If you can’t fuck it it’s not a good valentine’s gift

I'd love to fuck a box of choccy, honestly

When I’ve got time on my hands there is a long list of foods that I want to try putting my dick in

A congratulatory jerk off sesh for a job well done

What job was that, popping a boner?

Those goofy striped shirts that hipster girls love make me DIAMONDZZ

>>808
Start with boiling cooking oil.

There’s a sort of lewdly content feeling to waking up tender and sore

There's a lewd feeling to working out and feeling sore after.

Hard cox in squishy soft vagynaz

HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOGA

I'm trying hard to avoid Pornhub and HAnime right now. I haven't fapped in over 32 hours now.

I fapped two times today

A GILF smiled and looked at me seductively on the bus today.

I wanted someone to lick my butthole after I farted earlier.

You know what they say, the smarter they are the better the brain

THIS SATURDAY, everything you know about cocks gets turned UPSIDE DOWN in a 1 ON 1 360 DEGREE 69 CAGE MATCH

Sir Cumference.

I dreamt my AR-15 was very erect and oozing precum. Which is weird since it's a firearm, not a penis.

I want to SQUISH SOFT.

Fondly remembering fuckenings of the recent past

She looks like a little boy and my penis has never been harder. I’ll skip the Freudian analysis and go straight to the sex

I'd smoke her cigar, if you know what I mean

Recalibrate the hoelodex, we’re going to hack our way in

SOS please someone fuck me
It’s not healthy for me to feel this
YOU are making me hard
I can’t take it, see it don’t feel right

The feeling of 中出し

Cumqueefs

Which Greek god do I call on to get a hoe to come over during this virus craze? Asclepius?

>>833
Dionysos, of course.

>>833
Aphrodite or Dionysus of course. Eros or Hedone too. And Hermaphroditus if you like traps.

Give me ONE good reason not to take my happy ass down to the local sex shop and buy one of those 20 pounds of pussy and ass toys to get me through these trying times

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China

Dirty

O Dionysus, hear me... I beseech you, give me your aid in bringing my hoe back into my arms. If you would do this for me, I would purchase a bottle of the finest wine in your honor, and I'd even let you tap as well, if that's something a fertility god would be into. I swear on my pride as a VIPPER I'll do it if you help me out, so please!!

The mother of all orgasms

I get specifically sexually excited when I see White and some of the Asian girls with a fairly thin body, height of 170 cm or more, pale skin and a black bob hairstyle right to the shoulders. Its even more exciting if they don't have a Kike nose and have a strong male chin and a moderately long head. It's "ideal" if they are a virgin and are dressed, look, and behave like a traditional woman, and are of an introvert character. I would often hug one very tight and would have had a few months of fun relationships with her before having any sex.

What's wrong with jew noses, they're hot. Speaking of, I need more JEWSEX *NOW* or I'll blow a gasket

>>843
None of my family has one, and I also have a normal mental health, so my genes don't mark it as something sexually attractive.

My millionaire dream is buying one of those uncomfortably realistic sex dolls and having a big enough house that I can dedicate a room to it and its fuckening

Monster girls.
with huge talons.
and big fluffy wings.

>>845
A large cardboard box full of fleshlights is probably better in terms of emptying the balls per buck

>>847
this kind of mentality is why you're not rich

Lewd yumes hit different during a dry spell.

>>848
That may be, but not only my pockets but my balls are also pleasantly unburdened.

Casually ogling the soft female residents of my apartment complex with my binoculars

Squishing the soft thighs of the cute girl.

Making a bucket list of all the baseless debauchery I want to get into when the hoes stop being skittish

After listening to Thundercat's new album, I'm compelled to have sex while keeping all of my bling on my person. It'll either be extra hot or terribly inconvenient

Very soft squish on a very cute girl.

Manko-related engineering specification

Balls deep in manko.

Please madame, jus' a crumb.... Jus' a lil crumb o' puss for an ol' chimneysweep like mahself....

Being a casual coprophage, I sometimes wonder how to make my own feces more alluring.
Obviously, your short-term diet has a huge influence on the consistency, smell, taste, and texture. But being a casual coprophage, I don't dedicate hours of each day to noting down what I eat, when I eat it, and how it's like when it comes out the other end.
That said, I've made some observations, most of which should come as no surprise.

1. Foods that typically give people "the shits," mainly spicy food, often result in rather loose, watery, rancid stool. Not at all arousing as the taste and smell are both too intense, and even a lick of it can be nauseating. Not fit for consumption.
2. Greens and fiber-rich food results in a more solid, easy-to-handle stool. Tends to come out comparatively cleanly, but the taste and flavor is a mixed bag; things like garlic, onions, and bell peppers often contribute to less appetizing stool. As I haven't experimented with too many different vegetables, my findings on this are, as of now, inconclusive.
3. I'll need to try this again at a later date to see if there really is a correlation, but it seems like a big serving of popcorn results in, frankly, quite delectable feces. Popcorn on its own don't taste of much if you don't add salt, and it seems this is true for digested popcorn as well. It's very mild in taste but isn't odor-free (one of the big appeals of this fetish for me is the smell, and feces that doesn't smell of anything is a letdown) and you can chew on it for minutes without even feeling like gagging.

I doubt there are many casual coprophages out there, but should any of you happen to be, I'd love to hear your own observations.
For non-coprophages who are curious: no, I've yet to taste another person's feces. I'd love to try it some day, although finding women who are willing to let you lick their dirty anus aren't easy to come by.

SOFT SQUISH

If I could offer up a lewd prayer to the gods of old I'd get myself a tomboy to fucken on the daily

God damn, what's a man gotta do to get a real life sex-addict mesugaki?

When the quarantine ends, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for sex-starved spring chicken tomboys. They await your macking.

Finding a shelter in place partner was a really good idea

Feeling up her exquisite naked softness.

Thrusting deeper and deeper until I eventually penetrate her uterus and achieve climax.

Daytime drunken sex with ya ex

I'd like an attractive human female to perform a fellatio-like act upon my toes

Upgrading from Rite Aid fleshlight to Amazon fleshlight, because I'm worth it.

Wanna kiss his tummy and squish against it

When she oozes softness.

I'm starting to understand why people write erotic fanfiction now.
Maybe I'll throw my own hat into this ring one day. There are so many squishy, slutty girls who I want to fuck senselessly through text.

I bought a Handy and my life quality drastically surged. Thinking about getting sucked off by it RIGHT NOW.

>>873
You bought a what?

Er hat ein Handfunktelefon gekauft. Aber warum?

Kissing her and spanking her soft ass while balls deep.

pp go qq

thumb in mouth during missionary

loose poosy

OOZING soft squishy cute girl naked on my penis.

I want to fuck a boy. Is that okay?

Giving a long-haired lady a seminal hair treatment, or spermanent

So squishy, so soft, so irresistible. Mmmmmmmmm her soft thighs in my face NOW.

A firm, cute tomboy will be living with me for the next several weeks. My lewd thoughts' cohesion and continuity are about to put even the dogfucker to shame

An oni in spats, a loose tank top, with visible tanlines on the shoulder when the strap slips.

♥Su♥
♥I♥
♥Ka♥

I just want to suck on some fat titties.

Greetings from /GET/, by the way.

Soft squish thighs

Tit milk

Boys with small dicks who are shy about their small dicks

Straw sunhat, loose sky blue dress, a pair of brown leather sandals. She half jogs forward and turns on her left heel. Her hair floats through the air. The light catches on her lip gloss of half a moment. Her eyes are bright and filled with joy. She tells me she loves me.

And a sniff snoff to you as well, young lady

Great men set out to get that which others will not give them.
When the effeminate boy rejects a man's persuasion attempts because he insists he is "not gay" and "not trying to be a trap" but continues acting cute and irre-sissy-table, basking in the attention he receives, great men know when it's time to put their foot down and make a change.

So let him; he can continue pretending to be pure. A great man, a REAL man, dare I say, will concede the battle but win the war. For back in the command center, he concocts a plan to become a trap that will overtake the prudent boy who denied him.

If you can't beat (off to) them, join them.

>>894 he's cute, just rape him

>>894

Boy anus

I'm translating porn for a living, how am I supposed to NOT have lewd thoughts more often than not?

Tomboy roommate wearing my clothes to bed and around the house. My library of mental images for fap material is expanding at an exponential rate

Cunny

Hoping that >>898's more or less fantastic living circumstance culminates in his whack-off session being interrupted by said roommate slipping and falling pussy-first into dick.

may the 4th be with u XD

VIPPERphilia

The city planning committee has designated this plot and its surrounding five hectares preferentially for cougars. Welcome to... the MILFzone

My time with the tomboy has concluded, but she forgot her used bath towels at my place... This must be what that guy from Golden Boy felt like as he stood before his lady's throne

Not having bragged about penetrating said tomboy, we should at least inquire as to whether you at least cuddled her.

>>905
Cuddles were in fact achieved. My penis may have stayed dry, but my spank bank has never been richer

Sometimes I think about why they named their toy company Tracy’s Dog

Threesome with Mokou

>>895
It's too late, VIPPER. You can only put brash effeminate boys in their place by surpassing them. Only then will they realize what a grave mistake they've made.

LEGS
E
G
S

So we're enjoying a nice relaxing round of sumata with her on her stomach and me on top. It's one of her favorite positions because it sets up a good angle for her clit. She tells me to slow down a bit, I can tell she's starting to feel it a bit more...and all of a sudden she's hit by a sledgehammer of an orgasm, so intense she actually blacks out.

Huh, that's a first.

It was an unusual session in several ways. I'm not sure which particular combination of factors was ultimately responsible, and what it would take to deliberately induce such an orgasm again. But I really want to find out.

Nothing gets the old wood going like some delicious tights.

SQUISH

SOFT

Oh yeah, this submissive stuff is good all right.

When she is SUPER SOFT I get SUPER HARD.

Yesterday, I had a boner like I'd not experienced in a decade.

I believe I have mastered the art of being extremely aroused while simultaneously not being erect.

My arousal comes from my erection.

My masochistic femboy slut fantasies are running absolutely wild and it's interfering with my work productivity.

Buncha chutney ferrets up ins

Why is soft so good to squish.

Soft was made to be squished, that's why.

Survivng in this sexual desert is giving me a whole new lewd skillset. My fantasies have never been so powerful, and I'm knocking on the door of lewd lucid dreaming as well.

Think of every time you jack off as paying yourself for a professional handjob. You're rich.

There is not enough squish in the world, so I must become squishy for others to fawn over and fantasize about squishing.

Words that sound lewd regardless of context, such as "jut" and "nacelle"

D A D D Y
C O O L

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Binding myself to a cum pact to settle for nothing less out of 3D sex than short haired tomboy fucks

This lock up is making me crazy. At first I was fapping pretty much non-stop out of boredom. Now I want pussy so bad it is driving me crazy. I am channeling this shit and work out non-stop so that when everything opens up I can hit up the tanning salon, get my my hair cut, and buy some new clothes. I want balls deep, nut draining, baby making, bed breaking, walls shaking, girl screaming, endless creaming sex.

>>929
I have been locked up in my house as a NEET for about a year now, basically quarantined before quarantine, and like you I am also crazy for sex, or any physical company from a woman in general. Except unlike you, I didn't get any pussy pre-NEETdom and I'm not getting any after.

Imagining the entire development of my sex life with every broad I meet on the street. I empathize with >>929-kun

Onii-chan's dolly spat in my face so I wringed its neck, nya~

Not gonna lie, choking is hot as hell. Only when consensual, though.

I said I'd never go back... Hacking into the hoelodex once again in a last-ditch search for poon

maybe if somebody fucked me senseless with a knife to my throat everything else would fall into place

Saw an absolutely gorgeous woman sporting what looked to be a military surplus balaclava at the grocery store. She gave me two kinds of erections

One in your pants, and another in your butt?

SQUISHING THE SOFTNESS

Stage II of the state reopening: government-mandated hoes transferred to every single male's place of residence

pooper penetration

Cute phimotic PENESIS

Slampigs of the world, unite!

I am all about that SLUTTY SHIT

All the college hoes are packing up and filing out of the city. It's true what they say, hate to see them leave, love to watch them go.

Inserting my PENIS into a SOFT and CUTE girl.

Being the SOFT and CUTE girl that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.

I never doubted the gods for a minute. Out of left field, a hoe appears that is ready and willing for penis. I thank thee for thy bounty, to whom it may concern.

Being the SOFT and CUTE girl with PENIS that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.

BDSM on a budget: save your old belts and ties to use as restraints

Performing advanced math in order to calculate a favorable fucks to effort/money spent ratio

Intensely squishing SOFT.

Going on a quest to romance every JEWS

Going on a dungeon adventure to necromance all the sexy zombies

SQUISHABLE SOFT

Sssssssssssssoftable squish.

In a surprising twist of fate, my hard nippled adversary has appeared again and wants to spend a night in my house. Time for the shocking conclusion of literal years of lewd thoughts

My face up against a jiggly behind worth of SOFT SQUISH.

I'm constantly reaching new levels of horniness. It's only a matter of time before I start actively seeking sex with anyone who's willing.

My grand strategy cannot be thwarted, my pussy soldiers will find their target soon.

Why do I get so horny after working out.

>>960
You test spikes post workout. Jerking off is a gains goblin.

Squishing the SOFT

Thinking about dicks. COCKS. Penises. Members. Manhoods. Fat burly dicks.

Casually raising the age limit on my dating app after watching that aunt in The Wolf of Wall Street

Hard penis vs soft girl.

touch my anus

>>961
Jerking off increases your test long term. Its lowered immediately after you blow your load, but doing it regularly maintains higher T levels. Thats why the coomer is bald. brb fapping

SO SOFT AND SQUISHY CUTE GIRL AGAINST MY PENIS NOW NOW NOW

>>967
You want as much test in your system as possible post workout while your muscles are repairing.

Why don't you bro science nerds test how my penis sliding down your throat

...FEELS, how my penis FEELS

It's especially effective if you have a positive JO sesh with your bro

Need a cock. I don't care which hole it goes in, just stick it in.

Bonering on the bus as I ponder SQUISHY cosplayers.

Being shown apartments by a literal semen demon, if I get to see that ass every day I might be sold

Forever seeking the Mishima to my Morita

Sending every ounce of my lewd energy through the cosmos to summon up a woman for fuck. I'm sure one will come swiftly after my astral body becomes powerful enough

fat, throbbing dicks

Lewd thoughts transforming slowly into lewd plans that lead to lewd actions and lewd sex

pooper penetration

Watching a new show and correctly guessing which characters have the most rule 34

Bargaining with the old gods once again in the name of the pussy

Tentacle pussy?

pen0r

Lewd gooks

Going out in a blaze of glory and getting a woman over to fucken before literally everyone in this sorry country has the virus

How much finagling do I have to do to get some ex sex

SQUISHING ON THE SOFT.

Pump 'er in the dump'er, George

Softness got SQUOUGHT.

Admirable and inspiring oni fuck, admirable and inspiring oni fuck, it's awwwright

This is my lewd confession. For the past few years, I've exclusively administered penis on my old twin bed. My housemate, who sleeps on a king bed, entirely moved out a couple months ago due to the pandemic. I recently came to the incredible epiphany that I could turn his room into *my* room, to use for lewd activities. I've found great success with it so far, and will be utilizing it again this weekend. The larger bed is simply too good of a commodity to pass up, I feel like my eyes have been opened to a quality of lewd life that I never imagined.

Just happy to see that someone here is getting sex at all, #992.

I just want to walk into my bedroom and see some thick broad lying nude on the matress, looking like one of those old masters’ paintings.

Squished soft I did.

rape me pls

Porking garage

Penultimate GET

ROBOTIC PENIS