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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part the sixth]

101 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-08 07:40
>>99
Is this why my gf is so squishy soft it is almost unbearable for me not to squish that softness she is blessed with?
102 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-08 11:30
I don't think girls are all that soft, honestly
103 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-08 13:09
The way she inadvertently stabs me with her hip bone...
104 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-08 13:49
If there’s no squish, dump the bish
105 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-08 18:53
You see, I refuse to believe that any female humans exist, let alone the ones that any of you claim to know
106 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 01:39
Wussug
107 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 06:59
Bumping for the FIRST time today and also in this century.
108 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 12:14
Yeg
109 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 13:51
Oh wow.
110 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 14:10
The temptation to post stuff I recall having posted on old SAoVQ, and which therefore disappeared.
111 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 18:25
dicks out for Harambe
112 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 18:54
Slussy
113 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-09 21:17
Inertia is a property of matter.
114 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-10 09:15
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
115 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-10 14:41
First you need an iron dick
116 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-10 16:48
The building's closed today, how am I supposed to be productive when these chucklefucks deny me like this?!!
117 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-10 17:54
Quoted by: >>118
Can you say it in any louder?!
118 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-10 21:36
>>117
i see we have the same boss
119 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-10 23:20
American Anus (Female)
120 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-11 08:16
Lemme tell ya what, it ain't flowers that grow outta the barrel of a gun
121 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-11 19:20
Tens of thousands of shitty college kids will be descending on my town again in two short weeks... I've gotta City Escape one of these days
122 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-12 14:52
That's just some word-play on disability, pumpkin -- a gimp pun, if you will
123 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-12 15:09
The grind stops for no man
124 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-13 16:02
I have forgotten how to sleep.
125 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-13 16:37
Sleep is the cousin of death, fuck that asshole
126 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-13 16:51
I slept with my cousin... TO DEATH. I fucked his asshole.
127 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-13 19:31
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes
128 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-13 19:56
Quoted by: >>130
what's the chief /prog/ board now? I want to rant at people for their slightly different preferences.
129 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-14 00:12
No, you dilate
130 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-14 00:21
>>128

Shut up, you dick!
131 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-14 13:11
Back in my day, we walked a mile and a half in the pouring rain just to go to the gym
132 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-14 13:51
Rogaine
133 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-15 09:56
dicks out for Harambe
134 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-15 10:01
dicks out for Harambe
135 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-15 10:21
You just lost the game!
136 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-15 16:46
RYOSUKEEEEEE!!!
137 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-15 16:58
JEWS if you see this are you involved with julayworld and/or does it have your approval?
138 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-15 18:38
DMCA my anus
139 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-16 08:42
What's in the backpack, fellow man-friend??
140 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-16 11:47
Having the Central Jersey Experience with my bros. I feel like an edgy teen again, very refreshing for a weekend.
141 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-16 19:40
pink starfish

his name is Patrick
142 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-16 21:44
gas the rich
143 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-16 23:33
I'm so fuckin' cold.
144 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-17 00:18
I'm so fuckin' tired.
145 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-17 06:36
Look up babycenter.fr on duckduckgo, post feedback
146 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-17 12:18
Fuck school and fuck the establishment!
147 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-17 17:22
Stab the efucklishment!
148 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-17 23:55
Near... far... wherever you are.
149 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-18 05:54
I am so thankful for the rain I hear outside right now. 💙
150 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-18 15:22
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool. It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats. Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"? Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
151 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-18 19:28
Morbid obesity is exactly what it says on the tin; fatness to the point of having become mega orb
152 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-19 12:26
Now I want to start a fight in Yoshinoya.
153 Name: nigger killer 2019-08-20 03:14
i kill nigs
154 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-20 03:40
nukeyoular
155 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-20 06:52
Gay niggers
156 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-20 08:56
End the jews before they end you.
157 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-20 10:29
Presumably, the practicing necrophiliac would have a preference as to how his/her ideal lay had expired.
158 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-20 11:37
The Practicing Necrophiliac, a method book written by the most prominent cadaver sodomites in the field
159 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-20 21:42
Stupid banana raincoat wearing dick
160 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-21 00:52
What the hell are you prognosticating about
161 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-21 04:22
Gay niggers pt 2 electric boogaloo
162 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-21 12:32
I feel PUMPED today, let's FUCKING GO!
163 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-21 21:57
kxxl them
164 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-21 22:01
Eat the jews, before they eat you
165 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-21 23:06
If there's anyone in the world you can trust, it's Snoop Dogg
166 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-21 23:55
Includes 50 free hours of America Online
167 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-22 04:00
MYSTERIOUS ABANDONED BACKPACK IN THE AIRPORT PRANK
168 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-22 08:45
Gas the kike race war now
169 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-22 11:06
Explodes with tinsel, a springloaded "BOOM, MOTHERFUCKERS" banner, and a loud playback of the most cliched explosion sound from a 1980s SFX tape.
170 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-22 14:31
Hungry as a horse and hangry as a hog
171 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-23 06:31
END

THE

JEW

BEFORE

THEY

END

YOU
172 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-23 10:46
Oh, I'll "end" the JEW alright.... ;)
173 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-23 12:15
More like bell end, amirite
174 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-23 15:26
Quoted by: >>180
Why are floppies "disks" but CDs are "discs"?
175 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-23 15:59
terrorists win
176 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-24 09:55
All this gay and degenerate stuff on here is caused by JEWS.
177 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-24 10:15
Tablecat is JEWS
178 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-24 16:10
SOMD Samedi’s back again
179 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-25 13:10
Dickwad Dimanche
180 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-25 13:54
Quoted by: >>182
>>174
disc is the shape
floppies are not disc-shaped
I imagine the "disk" spelling is computer-ification from ye olden times, like nybble
181 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-25 17:49
The 638,104,719nth official Impractical Jokers marathon
182 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-25 19:57
Quoted by: >>185
>>180
The functional part of floppies is in fact disc-shaped, and quite floppy (hence the name).
183 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-25 20:24
ew, gross and awkward
184 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-26 03:19
floppy dick
185 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-26 10:27
>>182
I... knew that
186 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-26 15:17
Quoted by: >>190
Haha, witness China catching the programming socks meme and running with it
187 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-26 21:20
A heart-wrenching betrayal, I'm binging ice cream and anime tonight and I might even shed a tear
188 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-27 03:29
You are such a slow walker!
You are a nuisance to everyone who walks behind you!
189 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-27 05:17
fucktangular
190 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-27 08:29
>>186

Chinese plogramming socks is much higher quality than those are produced by Xiao Riben and fat ``American`` pigs. Hence why Chinese technology it's the best :)
191 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-27 10:56
BING Is Not Google
192 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-27 19:23
I feel the urge, the urge to zymurge
193 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-27 23:30
Conan the Aspergerian
194 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 11:45
the nefarious Dr. Dig
195 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 13:01
captain planetoid
196 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 13:25
War With The Evil Power Master
197 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 21:51
Quoted by: >>198
Today, at the professor's behest, I crawled into the fetal position as classical music played. College is getting too real for me.
198 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-28 23:37
>>197
enjoy your waste of time and money
199 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-29 11:16
FUCK school, it's WACK
200 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-29 14:56
If you really want to piss off your parents, buy real estate, in an imaginary place
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