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The Homestuck Problem

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-25 23:16
It's back....

https://homestuck2.com

Let's talk about the worst phenomena on the internet, Homestuck.
2 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-25 23:19
https://i.imgur.com/3H9U0aV.png

Critics rant and rave:

``It's like Tumblr, the anime!"
``I don't know how or why, but it somehow turned a bunch of kids into transgenders."
``It's a comic about autistic teenagers RPing together online."

SAOVQ are like the smartest people online so I thought, maybe we can all `solve' the Homestuck phenomena together.
3 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-26 00:04
It's simple, we find and kill Hussie.
Seeing as by the end of Homestuck a lot of the writing was being done by the Homestuck team, we kill them too. Kill them all.
4 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-26 04:37
https://youtu.be/pWGE9G3XikY
HOMESTUCK CRINGE COMPILATION
10:18 • 86,158 views •Jul 2, 2017
5 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-26 11:15
You know, I actually enjoyed Homestuck (I even bought a ghost slime t-shirt), until the alien(?) characters came in and suddenly it was a bunch of chat logs instead of a webcomic. As the text portions grew larger, I skimmed more and more, until I was just not-reading a YA novella written in the most obnoxious style possible. I stopped checking updates, and then Google Reader shut down and I stopped reading about 60 webcomics all at once, which, looking back, was only about 5% annoying.

sage for when someone necrobumps this on saovq.gamestop.ru in 2024
6 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-26 16:20
Not enough dickgirls
7 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-27 02:31
shut up 2kike
8 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-30 06:59
2kike broke into my house and raped my table! it's true!
9 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-30 20:13
2fart is my fave tf map
10 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 05:32
My final straw with Homestuck was the Hiveswap Friendsim. I just got fed up with everything Homestuck-related being handed over to insufferable ghostwriters on Twitter that Hussie keeps managing to find, and there's no way I'm gonna read about some character's diaper fetish in a visual novel parody format. I've also come to terms with the fact that you're not actually supposed to like the characters, which is why I don't feel so inclined to follow this extra-canonical garbage about said characters going mad.
11 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-15 17:06

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12 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-21 04:32
>>2
>>4
You people are gay fags who complain about media you've never consumed because you don't like the people who like it
13 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 18:47
you heinous tool
14 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 22:56
>>13
Thanks for bumping the thread, otherwise I wouldn't have seen that ASCII edit for a giggle

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