Yesterday I was playing Zelda on my Nintendo Switch with my friends. I was playing an epic match when my wife arrived and told me "Anon, this is Tyrone. He needs a place to stay tonight", I replied that he's welcome to stay in our home. After all, I am a privileged cis white man and it is an honor to have an African American like Tyrone in our apartment. I continued playing Zelda and Mario for one hour when I heard my wife start moaning "Yes, Tyrone! Harder!", I didn't care because I got hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get some soy to feed myself. When I got back to the living room I saw my wife having sex with Tyrone on the couch. I felt a little annoyed since I was using the couch to play my Nintendo Switch, but I didn't reproach them because that would be a misogynist attitude, so I continued playing Zelda with my friends on the living room floor while my wife enjoyed Tyrone's BBC. My wife is such strong empowered woman.

Well, there you have it.