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A cautionary tale

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-18 02:17

It happened that a wicked man lived in that village. His surname was Fumi no imiki (his popular name was Ueda no Saburo). He was evil by nature and had no faith in the Three Treasures. The wife of this wicked man was a daughter of Kamitsuke no kimi Ohashi. She observed the eight precepts for one day and one night, and went to the temple to participate in the rite of repentance in the congregation. When her husband came home, he could not find her. Having asked where she was, he heard his servant say, "She has gone for the rite of repentance." At this he became angry and immediately went to the temple to bring his wife back. The officiating monk saw him and tried to enlighten him, preaching the Buddhist doctrine. However, he would not listen to the monk, saying, "None of your nonsense! You vulgar monk, you seduced my wife! Watch out or you'll get your head smashed!" His vile speach cannot be described in detail. He called his wife to go home with him, and on their return he violated her. Suddenly an ant bit his penis, and he died in acute pain.

He brought on his own death, immediate retribution, since he was so evil minded as to insult the monk unreservedly and not to refrain from wicked lust.

Even if you have a hundred tongues in your mouth and utter a thousand words, never speak ill of monks. Otherwise you will incur immediate penalties.

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NYANPASU

1 Name: Ren-chon 2018-10-19 11:05

NYANPASU-PASSUN

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22 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 21:10

To nyanpasu or not to nyanpasu that is the question

23 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 22:03

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nyan-pass-uhhhh

24 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 02:02

uh, nyanpasu

25 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 15:56

nyan pantsu

26 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 17:04

Squishy nyanpasu

27 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 22:16

http://nyanpass.com/

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[VIP] SAURUS [RESURRECTED]

1 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-15 12:42

　　∧M∧　　　┌─────────
　　( ´ー｀)　　　＜　Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
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　　　　　　　　　　 ∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪

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266 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 02:04

You kiss my mother with that mouth?

267 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 15:00

　　∧M∧　　　┌─────────
　　( ´ー｀)　　　＜　I hatched out of my egg a self-sufficient dinosaur, I'll have you know. NEXT!
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　　　　　　　　　　 ∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪

268 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 10:43

Do you have four horns or is that hair in the middle?

269 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 12:28

　　∧M∧　　　┌─────────
　　( ´ー｀)　　　＜　Ear, horns, ear. NEXT!
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　　　　＼.＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　/|
　　　　　＼.＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　//
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　　　　　　　　　　 ∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪

270 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 04:08

Why is your back covered in ears?

271 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 18:17

　　∧M∧　　　┌─────────
　　( ´ー｀)　　　＜　Those are spikes. Know your PETSCII, noob. NEXT!
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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

1 Name: ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧ 2018-12-25 16:10

Let it all out~

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119 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 17:02

More like bonito fuckolini, amirite

120 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 22:36

Today a smooch, tomorrow two
Eventually, I will FUCK you
Now holding hands, maybe a hug
But soon, a monumentus FUG

121 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 23:40

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/fug

122 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 01:56

Oh yeah, the air's gonna be real hot and smuggy after I'm done making the fuck.

123 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 08:42

I keep having lewd dreams now. The time since my last sexual intercourse with a human female has been too long.

124 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 16:51

Sticking a small LED light down the urethral meatus so that it illuminates as it irrumates

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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Paato 100/5½]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-08 18:26

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　　　 `'ｰ---‐'''''"

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394 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 11:03

learned japanese to jlpt n2 by doing nothing but jacking it to suika with the left and compose for viptronic on the right (as an american)

395 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 15:03

Nashjiddeldeyin.

396 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 23:52

phallis

397 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 00:02

Chiruno's frozen piss

398 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 04:28

baaaampuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

399 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 13:08

Reimu's infrared piss

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VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3]

1 Name: VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3] 2015-09-13 14:42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayonese

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856 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-29 18:49

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chub_(gay_slang)

857 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-31 17:35

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously:_post-1970

858 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-10 13:50

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anusim

859 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-11 01:56

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody

860 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-11 19:44

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moyamoya_disease

861 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 05:41

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_stick

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[VIP] Internet links of VIP quality [QUALITY]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 10:55

https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/21056650124/in/album-72157656706441384/

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446 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 18:50

>>445
There's an article about VIP lounges...

447 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 07:49

Quoted by: >>448

https://denshadejapan.wordpress.com/2011/05/22/the-eki-stamp/

448 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 16:48

>>447
I read until there was a greengrocer's apostrophe and then I dropped that shit like the turd it was.

449 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 18:34

*greengroce'rs

450 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 04:33

htttps://sleazed.org

451 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 04:35

https://sleazed.org

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1 Name: - 2019-02-15 20:04

2 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 20:52

dicks out for Harambe

3 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 22:02

JEWS

4 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 02:53

A thread died for this.

5 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 10:49

the pleasure of being cummed inside

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CTRL+V cringe from elsewhere on the internet thread [BY POPULAR DEMAND]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 00:13

Quoted by: >>9,27

So not only is my mom's vag GREEN, but you have explored it enough to I.D. it from Ariel photos? This says far more about you than me friend

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143 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 17:52

Art isn't as easily to objectively value as something like exercise, it's complex. But that's why we have complex arguments about things. It's like, figure skating is inbetween being a sport and an art. People compete in it in the Olympics but you can't easily just value a performance like other sports with a single variable such as a time or a number of goals scored. It takes human judges who are well knowledged in the sport to try to maintain an objective evaluation of a subjective performance. Now, with all that said, are you telling me I'm as good as a figure skater as Kim Yu-Na? Of course not. And so it is with music, except it's even more complex and therefore, more subjective. But that doesn't mean that all performances are equally valuable.

144 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 21:07

I'd say we already know what's wrong in our comprehension of the universe : having two theories, one for the very big and one for the very small, and a kind of undefined no man's land between the two, bridged with whatever we can to explain what we can't entirely fit in either one, which is, as we understand it, maybe everything. It's either that or our universe is a simulation ran by a troll, and there is no way to find a clean universal theory of everything.

145 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-10 18:30

I love the term "domesticated" when applied to plants. It evokes images of ancient people taming a wild, bucking carrot.

146 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-11 00:46

THIS IS NOT A "BBC stereotype character. It's just a character who's black and has a big dick... :v

147 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-12 23:00

It's funny because this channel usually covers games so obscure, nobody who's under 40 or lives away from British Isle ever heard of them. At all. And Touhou has almost as much fan works as Sonic, though they're never as creepy.

148 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 23:39

I thought it said skinwalker vs fleshlight I’m dying

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Cocaine

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-21 23:16

Doctors warn of a dangerous new method of cocaine abuse: injecting the drug directly into the urinary tract. Physicians from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center reported the case of a 34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after pumping cocaine into his urethra. It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs. "They fill an eye dropper or a syringe with a cocaine solution and inject it into the penis," said Dr. Samuel Perry, a professor of clinical psychiatry.
The man had injected cocaine before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance. He was admitted to the hospital because his penis had remained erect for three days, resulting in a painful inability to urinate. The medical term for a prolonged erection is "priapism." On his third day in the hospital, the man's erection suddenly subsided. Over the next 12 hours, blood leaked into the tissues of his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest. Blood coagulation caused tissues to die over large areas of the patient's body, and he was transferred to the burn unit of New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center.

Doctors there were forced to amputate the man's legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers to stop the spread of gangrene. The patient's penis fell off by itself. The man is currently recovering in a rehabilitation facility.

Men who inject cocaine into the penis report that it gives them a sexual high. Drug abuse treatment experts have previously reported external use of cocaine as a sexual stimulant. Cocaine powder is rubbed onto the surface of the genital organs by both men and women in an effort to halt premature ejacuation or improve sexual sensations.

"We report this case to alert clinicians to this new method of cocaine abuse and to describe its rare and previously unreported complications," the doctors concluded.

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7 Name: VIPPER 2018-09-24 13:31

You may be asking yourself: Am I alone?

Statistically speaking, yes. In fact, most users on this forum for PPC sufferers are actually fetishists who only wish they had this condition. Some even get surgeries in third-world countries hoping to attain something like it. For genuine cases though, we hope this site can be of some help. Please disregard any requests for photographs of your penis or at least don't post them anywhere but the Photos thread stickied at the top of the main forum.

8 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-01 13:13

If you shove heroin up your bum your bones will dissolve

9 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-01 18:19

And your penis will fall off by itself.

10 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 17:44

The patient's penis fell off by itself.

11 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 19:31

The primary male sex organ owned by the medical subject detached from its host unaided.

12 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 07:21

患者のペニスが自分で落とした。

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Youtubes of VIP Quality [Part 5]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 03:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsqLi9LfiwM

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757 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-25 20:57

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-CFKM3Fdg

758 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-26 13:36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ_5BV2sJYg

759 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-29 15:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPYCKXgSokE

760 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-04 06:04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y58TKR2QSBQ

761 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 18:48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg

762 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 23:33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnPBrKe4NpU&feature=youtu.be&t=67

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Table Cat: A New Beginning

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-02 09:45

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　hello i am table cat and this is my story
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　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

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909 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 18:16

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　fluffy buttes
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910 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 22:26

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　fluffy mesas
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　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
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　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

911 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 04:59

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　release emergency tablecats
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　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

912 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 20:59

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　a sexual high
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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　 .　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
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　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

913 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 21:03

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ Drink your cereal and eat your milk.
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　　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
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　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

914 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 21:10

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ troglodytic rape-ape
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　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
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　　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
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　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

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ITT: We list 1000 things that "LSD" stands for

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-14 15:25

Lewd Semen Demon

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526 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-06 16:50

Large Spaceship Drive

527 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-06 20:12

Laplacian Sludge Domain

528 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 22:27

Lexically Sorted Dictionary

529 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-09 02:46

Limitless Sexual Degeneracy

530 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-10 12:13

Lossless Sterile Detergent

531 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 06:41

Lime Salad Disappointment

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If you are high, you must bump this thread.

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 07:42

I can't believe my fucking threads going back to 2009 sequentially all got deleted. I was up to about 6 or 7 of them.

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167 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-26 16:31

The natives with their sun-pissed complexions

168 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 03:27

big ol doinks

169 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-02 21:55

Please engage in safe VIPPING, even during your swinging years

170 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-03 00:53

lol okay :)

171 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-07 22:32

If you flip a thousand coins a thousand times, you can pick out those that have an interesting distribution and use them to weigh 50/50 chance in your favour.

172 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 02:47

Did you know that you're less likely to have children if your biological parents didn't have children?

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