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[VIP] SAURUS [RESURRECTED]

1 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-15 12:42

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280 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 20:27

Are you on a drug?

281 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:37

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282 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:26

Would you fuck a nun?

283 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:58

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284 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 19:55

Would you fuck a gun?

285 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 17:46

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VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3]

1 Name: VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3] 2015-09-13 14:42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayonese

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895 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 15:24

>>894
Moar Somalian articles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xeer

896 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 20:17

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron_(psychology)

897 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 02:47

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expletive_deleted

898 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 03:56

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_puddings

899 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 17:01

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groaty_Dick

900 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 17:44

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:YoshitoshiKappaControl.jpg

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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Paato 100/5½]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-08 18:26

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814 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 23:16

Reminding VIPPERs the world over that most people aren't competent past the level of not utterly failing

815 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 10:35

Quoted by: >>816

Hi Team,

Our rules have undergone some changes
Every mention of the terms *autism* or *spectrum* must be referred to as either **anti-neurotypicalism** or **sporktrum**. Anyone who does not abide by these rules will be immediately banned.

THANK YOU,
–the jew god

816 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 12:05

>>815
don't be so autistic, Jehovah.

817 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 22:03

He said Jehovah!! Get the stones!!!!

818 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 02:41

JEWS

819 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 16:59

Sending my JEWfriend the hottest anti-Semitic memes of the year

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Table Cat: A New Beginning

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-02 09:45

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950 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-18 23:28

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951 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 20:23

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　What's fucked is that it isn't fucked enough
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952 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 20:37

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　more like dicked down
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953 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:36

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954 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 20:29

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?
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955 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 16:09

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[GOALS] ITT We reach 1000 with things that can make you a better VIPPER [PROS]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-19 15:04

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1. Don't trade your Sony for a Pony!

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962 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 17:37

962. Don't let penguins hit your bong.

963 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 18:01

963. Don't let bedbugs lick your dong.

964 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 18:04

964. Let Dr. Mario touch your genitals, even if he's not a real doctor.

965 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 19:45

965. Return the favor when he's done. Please?

966 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 22:12

966. Don't do the gay, Jesus wouldn't approve.

967 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 14:56

967. Study your coursework in the presence of Jesus.

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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

1 Name: ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧ 2018-12-25 16:10

Quoted by: >>242

Let it all out~

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353 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 15:00

Lots of squishy 2D girls on my twitters this time,but by the same guy who also goes on squishy 3D girls reposting sprees.

354 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 19:56

buttfuckable bunny

355 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 20:46

Quoted by: >>358

Why are the dumbest people given the sexiest bodies? It’s like a challenge to you and your penis, "how much can you endure in your quest to fuck the perfect ass?"

356 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 22:01

mutahard

357 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 04:28

I want to FUCK.

358 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 14:13

>>355
People who are hot get to ride on that so have little incentive to do otherwise, people who are not have to develop themselves in other ways if they want to be relevant or interesting. Think Tyrion Lannister developing his smarts because he wasn't going to get ahead on looks.

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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 19:06

I dreamt I was going to have sex with a cute girl but we kept being interrupted by a prison camp in the apartment upstairs so when I went there they thought I was a prisoner and the warden lady started firing at me for asking them to keep it down and I ran down again only to find that the cute girl had attempted to shave her pussy and cut herself and was bleeding badly and I had to take her to the hospital but the warden lady came back and told me to take down a sniper on the rooftop before I could proceed but the sniper was a blue TV-box and it fell down by itself when I looked at it, and then I woke up.

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190 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 23:31

I dreamed that I was running away from some police force and I hid myself at the bottom of a lake by tying a large rock to my angle with a rope. When I was about to drown, I realized that I could breathe through my nose somehow.
I don't do anything illegal besides pirating games, but I am sick so I'm sure that part is related.

191 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-30 13:03

I "woke up" in the dream and realized I had missed out on something important. An email in my inbox said we all needed to meet at this certain time, but my clock said several hours after that time. I was freaking out because I was in some foreign area and I didn't know where to even begin telling people why I wasn't there and whatnot. I realized also that it wasn't even my hotel, I was sleeping in some repair shop. I started rummaging through the place and When I found something cool, I shoved it in my backpack. The fridge was fully stocked and I even grabbed some juice bottles out of there. Unfortunately I had a change of heart when I realized that there was probably video surveillance, and put the things that weren't mine back before trying to pack to leave. As I was finding clothes to wear, This answering machine turned on and somehomeless-sounding voice started rambling about how he got a job at the graveyard because he used the yellow pages to contact companies on Facebook for job interviews. When I was finally dressed and ready to go, I stepped out into what looked like a beach climate, and soon after woke up.

192 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-05 14:48

I was utterly tricked by my dream. It was a complete wake-n-fake, I was on campus for university and I had something to do in one of the lecture halls. I went there and the seats were filled with people I know, including this one absolute cunt who has the personality of a fucking 13 year old. My dream brain gave a *very* accurate representation of him, and I decided to leave and find a bathroom to take a shit.

On my quest to the bathroom I kept running uinto people making out in the hallways, sort of strange but I didn't qestion it. I went down a hallway and found the bathroom that would soon ruin my life.

There were a bunch of randoms leaving as I was going in. I went to the handicap stall because I like the exta space, and there were backpacks lying all over the place for some reason. I tried making my toilet paper shield on the seat, and that's where problems started. Something about this fucking seat made it impossible to form the shield, strips of toilet paper kept slipping and falling in the toilet no matter what I did. After 10 minutes of struggle and almost a ful roll of toilet paper, I finally made a passable shield. I remember thinking "I'm definitely stealing some of thier toilet paper rolls for this inconvenience."

Literally as soon as I started to pee I jolted awake and realized I was peeing in real life. I had to hold it in and sprint upstairs to the bathroom to finish my business. I hated that dream, every time I sleep in this specific bed I have terrible dreams and I think it may actually be cursed somehow.

193 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-25 07:38

I got wake n faked so fucking hard it's not even funny. My roommate was a lso missing in the dream, and that continuity tricked me into believing literally everything that was happening to me. My friends and I shot the shit about my roommate, then went to get calzones. Eventually we ended up at some music thing that I was convinced I was part of. In the dream my saxophone friend was dating this fat bitch who everyone hates for being an asshole, which I was confused about but still didn't question it. After rehearsal we had to pack everything up. We kept having to pay for everything too, it was fucking dumb. I should have made it out of this dream right here, because my pianist and I discussed the fact that we were in a dream mid-dream. But instead I kept being stuck in there, and when I "woke up" in the dream I was still not out of that world yet.

We hit the town for lunch and some stupid pauper girl started talking to us like "my mother is ill and I'm feeding the baby,," a bunch of bullshit. It was here that I realized my wallet was missing. A pickpocket was running away in the crowd. I started screaming to apprehend him as I chased, and eventually other people tackled him. But then he said "if you want it, CATCH," and threw my wallet, its contents spilling across the street. People descended on that shit ike vultures, not even my old ID cards were left. The whole dream was real enough that I continued stressing after I finally woke up for real, not relaxing until I realized the storie's general nonsense and found where my wallet currently resided. That fucking sucked, I'm going back to bed.

194 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-01 12:08

I dreamted I watched a new survival-horror TV-series about two young women who went hiking in the mountains. They got to a small village in which they were supposed to find a place they had ordered over the internet to stay at, but it was deserted. Eventually they got to the place but there were no one there. Since the doors were open they just went in and made themselves at home in their room, thinking the owners will come back. One of the girls was a bit buff but the other was a frail blonde without much muscles.

The first night a huge white muscular man dressed in all black comes into the house. He proceeds straight to the girls' room and tries to kill them with his fists. The buff girl manages to put up a fight, but gets thrown down the stairs from the second floor where they are, and is knocked unconscious. The blonde girl escapes to the backyard through the window to hide from the man. As he searches the house for her, it starts raining, and the buff girl sneaks around to get to her so they can escape over the fence. As it starts raining heavier, they notice something odd about the tree, and it's infact partially covered by a huge muscular black man who is entirely naked but painted in camo to look like a tree. He jumps at the girls pounding the blonde girl through the fence, and ending up wrestling on the ground with the buff girl, who at this point gets choked out in the mud.

The blonde girl runs screaming through the narrow village streets but no one is around to listen. She bumps into yet another huge muscular man dressed in all black, this time a hispanic, and he tapes her mouth and swings her head into a pipe until she dies. This part is caught on a security camera I am watching with a friend. We decide to go to check it out. When we arrive at the village it is becoming morning, and we start looking for the missing blonde girl. I get to the place they were supposed to stay, and I see the buff girl hauled away by the white muscular man.

The hispanic muscular man is patrolling the streets, and now he has an AK-47 and a 1911 on him. I get scared because I am unarmed and want to avoid direct conflict with him, so I try to sneak around him. Unfortunately as I sneak up to him, he hears me, but instead of pulling the gun on me as he approaches me, he takes it from the barrel, and proceeds with one arm to hold me up to the wall and use his pistol to punch me in the gut. I can see now that these men are all brainwashed killers who has been at it for weeks and are extremely tired and exhausted. The hispanic man looks like he is barely holding together, but he is still extremely strong and every time he hits me I break a rib. I manage to make him lose balance by kicking against the trees, so he falls over and I wrestle my arm around the trigger and shoot him in the jaw. He suddenly stumbles as if I broke him, and I manage to get the gun out of his hand and fire another shot. Unfortunately he falls on top of me and is really heavy so I have limited room to fire and end up emptying the entire magazine in his lower jaw and throat area. He does not die. I try to call my friend for assistance but he has already ran away into the forest. As the hispanic bleeds out on top of me, trying to gather consciousness again, I fumble until I find his belt knife, and drive it into his side. He makes a weird gurgling grunt and rolls over. I proceed to cut his head of to make sure he is dead. As I look up from the murder I just did I see the white muscular man approaching from a distance, and I wake up.

195 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 14:02

I was having a wonderful evening with dog girl when I got a text that I was needed by my professor at his office. We hadn't eaten dinner yet so we stopped by the local 7/11 to buy something to eat first. I remember she also ended up trying to purchase "Pocahontas II." After some expert haggling we got our food and left. We went over there together to see what was up but appeared that it was something only I could do, so we smooched goodbye, agreed to meet afterward and I went in myself.

The professor needed nothing so I texted my roommate telling him that I'd be home, that I needed the room, etc. etc. He replied saying "sure as long as you're not in there around 11:59," a line that I realize after waking up was my subconscious reminding me about the friend's birthday party that I completely slept through last night. Just as I was going to reconvene with my husky-like lover, I took a wrong turn and ended up in my university concert hall. There was something in progress, and they only unlocked the doors immediately following songs, so I was trapped for some time. It was a terrible concert too, all the percussionists were non-majors who didn't know what they were doing, and everything was very stressful to watch/hear. A friend of mine was in attendance as well, and I told him that my girl was waiting for me and probably leaving by now, so the two of us plotted to escape.

The opportunity came when that faggot GA that I hate appeared on the stage and invited the audience to "engage in discussion" before the next piece. In the confusion of people forming groups, me, my friend and several others made for the door and escaped the hall. The rest of the building was a complete mess though, my dream had expanded it and added multiple floors, and we had no clue how to actually get out the way we came in. We took off different ways and while they seemed to all escape alright, I ended up taking an incredibly long and confusing path through the backstage areas of several other of the building's halls. I finally emerged from a long underground section in a multi-tiered lobby where people seemed to be milling about and leaving, and I made for the doors. On the way this crazy-looking homeless person came in and said gibberish to me, I ignored him and sped off. Behind me his homeless hoe started screeching and he himself said, "EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS RAPE!! YOU WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD BY A RAPE, YOU NIGGER!!!! A RAPE!!!!"

I turned the street corner and started trying to use my phone to contact my lady and also relocate my bike. Unfortunately, I woke up before I could find her again. Overall verdict, the first part of the dream was nice but after that everything got very shitty and unnecessary. It's also annoying that I could tell in hindsight where literally every facet of that faux-nightmare section came from, everything represented real life stressors from the past week or two.

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[Anime] Let's chat about anime! [Cartoons]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 18:15

This is a new anime discussion thread for general anime discussion since the old board disappeared.

∧＿∧
( ´･ω･) Let's have tea and chat about anime!
( つ旦O　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫　∫
と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

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400 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-12 11:37

This season, I'll mostly be watching Ochinpo-tan And The Secret Of Four Hundred Grasping Tentacles

401 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-12 12:33

MORE

NYANPASU

IS

COMING

402 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-12 17:18

>>397
What anime is this?

403 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:39

>>387
Take that bac! They’re both good and different from one another.

404 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 14:11

Rewatching kodomo no jikan

405 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 11:35

Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka is pretty good

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[VIDEO] [GAMES] Videogames of VIP Quality

1 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-03 01:55

What videogames are you playing, VIPPER? Which ones are your all-time favourites, or ones you keep coming back to?

I can't stop playing Dwarf Fortress, myself ( ﾟヮﾟ)

And here's a more complicated question for you: What do you think are VIPPERcore essential videogames everybody here should play? Which games are the embodiment of our fickle collective VIPPER spirit?

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65 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 16:36

Dynamite Headdy

66 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 17:36

Minecraft

67 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:34

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup every day

68 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 07:37

Rayman 2: The Great Escape

69 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:21

Quoted by: >>70

Super Mario 64. It has aged fine.

70 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 11:23

>>69
"Aged poorly" is one of the more obnoxious gamer whines out there, anyway. Either the game always sucked and it was just popular for other reasons like being a pack-in or just having no competition (in which case it didn't "age poorly", it just plain sucked and got lucky) or much more commonly the game is fine and they're just being whiney that it doesn't have cushy modernist handhold X. (Like the retards who gripe about Doom being "mazes" because it has actual level design and no radio voice telling you "go here, Nimrod" every second.)

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Youtubes of VIP Quality [Part 5]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 03:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsqLi9LfiwM

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809 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 23:52

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJkI2Jo8hro

810 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 03:54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxGZZ4LpShY

811 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 19:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiYp1MNm4Hw

812 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 18:48

https://youtu.be/FPByIugoiM0

813 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 00:24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7CCH49Tohs

814 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 08:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-WzMovyzUA

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CTRL+V cringe from elsewhere on the internet thread [BY POPULAR DEMAND]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 00:13

Quoted by: >>9,27

So not only is my mom's vag GREEN, but you have explored it enough to I.D. it from Ariel photos? This says far more about you than me friend

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193 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:20

Gaston? Smh, please, remember the time Johnny Bravo defeated a ninja warlord and then rejected an international model Stacey because he couldn’t be tied down to just one woman? Also his hair is the definition of chad.

194 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:32

Prompted by false allegations made by an ex-boyfriend of game developer Zoe Quinn in 2014, Gamergate activists harassed women game developers and video game analysts. While adherents claimed Gamergate was a crusade against journalistic bias they saw in games journalism, several of their principal claims were false, including that a game developer had sex with a game reviewer in exchange for a favorable review (the site ran no review of her game).

195 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 23:41

Exploring an old mansion / ruins / whatever, and finding a sleeping vampire girl = fine. Will be an interesting experience, providing she dosnt kill me.

Exploring the same location and finding a sleeping vampire-girl with a dick twice as big as yours?: NOPE

196 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:25

[Sociopath on his unsuspecting gf of 20 years]

Thank you. I treat her with kindness, affection, adoration, “love” and respect. Well not respect. I don’t respect people in general. I use them to my benefit. I show her respect (or my attempt at it) so she feels loved and respected but in reality I don’t respect her, myself or anyone else for that matter.

I have cheated on her more times than I can remember (never been caught) and she thinks I’m the patriarch of monogamy and loyalty. I lie to her on a daily, if not, hourly basis about trivial things to make me seem more interesting or exciting. Usually because I’m bored with life at the time.

I am obsessed with all women, as long as I’m attracted to them physically and would pretty much have sex with anyone, anytime as long as I thought my partner wouldn’t find out.

My partner once found a condom in our bed (we don’t use condoms in our relationship) and freaked out at me but I stayed calm and easily managed to make it look like our flat mate had a girl in our room.

I feel like one day it will all come undone, but until that day I will continue down this road I guess..

197 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 02:34

What the fuck happened to the world. Do clouds and milk hurt you eyes I get if you have your brightness setting all the way up it'll burn your eyes but it's your own fault for making your screen an ocular death star laser. When you post does the white writing space hurt I don't understand I DONT UNDERSTAND NOW WHITE HURTS PEOPLE'S EYES SO THEY NEED GREY PAPER DAFUQIZISHIT ITS LIKE A RESTAURANT MAKING THEIR HOT WINGS MILD CAUSE REGULAR IS TOO HOT THEN DONT GET HOT WINGS IF YOU DONT LIKE HOT YOU CHOCOLATE FUCKING BURGER RAPIST I SEE YOU OVER THEIR PUTTING KETCHUP ON A BURGER THAT ALREADY HAS MAYO YOU DISGUST ME YOU AND YOUR DAMN SUGAR SPRINKLED ON SUGAR CEREAL, WITH YOUR FAGGOT ASS GOTTA PUT TOILET PAPER ON A ROLL IT DOESNT NEED A ROLL YOU LAZY SHIT CAKED LUNATIC AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER FOLD YOUR SOCKS THEIRS NO GODDAMN FUCKING POINT AND YOU BITCH ABOUT MIXING WHITES AND DARKS IN THE WASHER BUT WHEN PEAS TOUCH THE MASHED TATERS YOU LOSE YOUR SHIT LIKE A KID THAT JUST SAW HIS DOG RUN OVER HOW ABOUT YOU TELL YOUR WEAK, PUSSY WATERING EYES TO MAN THE FUCK UP OR GO AROUND WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SHIT DURING YOUR SLEEP AND THAT DIM YELLOW NIGHTLIGHT FROM 1997 BLINDS YOU LIKE A BUCKET OF SAND IN YOUR FACE SO YOU FALL AND CRACK YOUR SKULL OPEN ON THE LID CONGRATULATIONS DICK TARD YOU WERE DEFEATED BY THE MIGHTY BULB OF 4 LUMENS AND A DRY FLOOR THAT SOMEHOW TURNED TO ICE AS SOON AS YOUR FLOPPY UNCOORDINATED HAM SLIPPERS CAME INTO CONTACT WITH IT AND THE BEST PART IS YOU'RE ACTUALLY A SHINING EXAMPLE OF HUMANITY FUCK MY LIFE AND ALL OF YOURS TOO YOU SAD GAGGLE OF PASTY SKINNED, NO LIFE, DIAPER WANKING, SHIT EATERS. I HOPE YOU ALL DIE

198 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 04:31

Do you guys think, Dada Mutas breastmilk taste like Naan?

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Single mothers

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 16:31

Should I date one?

2 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:51

3 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 22:07

why make this thread?

4 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 05:36

probably not

5 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:28

yes

6 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 19:59

Reply hazy, try again

7 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 20:52

can you repeat the question?

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[Suika] Post ITT every time you are Suika, think about or see Suika [Best 3HU]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 20:22

Quoted by: >>372

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901 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-19 18:08

lonely nights without Suika

902 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-03 15:03

lovely nights with Suika

903 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-04 16:23

Suika's shemale schlong

904 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-11 09:31

All hail the loli oni！

905 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-17 00:33

she is nice

906 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 07:10

Sake-soaked swimsuit Suika

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[MUSIC] [CALL TO ARMS] VIPTRONIC XV: GHOSTS OF VIP [RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-10-01 22:51

============= /!\ WARNING /!\ /!\ WARNING /!\ =============

INCOMING ALBUM PROJECT

『VIPTRONIC XV: GHOSTS OF VIP』

APPROACHING FAST!

============= /!\ WARNING /!\ /!\ WARNING /!\ =============

SEND ALL SUBMISSIONS OF:

-VIP MUSIC TRACKS
-COOL FREE RINGTONES
-COOL FREE WALLPAPERS
-COOL FREE GOODIES & COOL FREE GOODIES IDEAS

TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
＞「VIPTRONIC.PROJECT@GMAIL.COM」

DISCUSS IN THIS THREAD THE MATTER OF:
-COVER ART, LINER NOTES, &c
-ANY OTHER MATTER PERTAINING 『VIPTRONIC XV』 or 「VIPTRONIC」 IN GENERAL

●TENTATIVE SUBMISSION DEADLINE: DECEMBER 31, 2018 23:59:59.99 UTC
●TENTATIVE RELEASE DATE: JANUARY 1, 2019

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57 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-01 07:32

Meeyooseek

58 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-17 20:09

WE BE POSTIN!!!!!!!!

59 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-23 17:59

How many more rings need to be toned? Here is a one.

https://files.catbox.moe/guqfyt.mp3

60 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-01 15:50

/!\ PLEASE READ: A COMMUNIQUÉ BY THE PRODUCERS OF 『VIPTRONIC XV: GHOSTS OF VIP』 /!\

WE ARE EXTREMELY PLEASED TO NOTIFY YOU THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF TRACK SUBMISSIONS, MAKING VIPTRONIC XV TENTATIVELY READY, TRACK-WISE.

HOWEVER, WE ARE STILL SOMEWHAT LACKING IN THE COOL FREE RINGTONES DEPARTMENT, AND ELEMENTS SUCH AS ALBUM ART, VIP GOODIES, AND PERHAPS ANOTHER COOL FREE WALLPAPER..

_____________________________________________________________________

THEREFORE, THE PRODUCTION IS CURRENTLY PRIORITIZING SUBMISSIONS FOR:
-COOL FREE RINGTONES
-ALBUM ART (WE KINDLY SUGGEST THIS TO BE A COLLABORATIVE EFFORT WITHIN THIS THREAD SO AS TO YIELD A VERY VIP COMMUNITY PARTICIPATION)
-COOL FREE GOODIES (E.G. WALLPAPERS, &c.)

SUBMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN FOR A HANDFUL MORE SONGS, SO AS TO AT LEAST REACH THE AUDIO CD LIMIT OF 74-80 MINUTES. AS SUCH:

●SUBMISSION DEADLINE HAS BEEN EFFECTIVELY REINSTATED TO THE TENTATIVE DATE OF MAY 31, 2019 23:59:59.99 UTC.

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●WE KINDLY EXHORT YOU TO PARTICIPATE, REGARDLESS OF AMOUNT AND/OR PRESENCE OF ARTISTIC PROWESS, WITH THE SUBMISSION OF INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: VIP MUSIC TRACKS, COOL FREE RINGTONES, COOL FREE WALLPAPERS, ANY GOODIES YOU MAY CONSIDER TO BE "VIP", &c.

●WE REMIND YOU THAT ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR REVISION BY ITS AUTHOR UP UNTIL THE DEADLINE IN QUESTION.

●WE WISH TO DEEPLY THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR VERY KIND WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT.

●WE WISH TO NOTIFY >>59-SAN THAT YOUR RINGTONE SUBMISSION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED, AND WHILE THIS THREAD IS A VALID WAY OF SUBMISSION, WE ENCOURAGE ALL TO SUBMIT, WHENEVER POSSIBLE, THROUGH EMAIL.

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61 Name: MC VIPPER 2019-05-16 08:27

Post some mf ringtones

62 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 18:33

/!\ PLEASE READ: AN EXTREMELY HASTY AND UNCHARACTERISTICALLY BRIEF COMMUNIQUÉ BY THE PRODUCERS OF 『VIPTRONIC XV: GHOSTS OF VIP』 /!\

SUBMISSIONS FOR TRACKS ARE NOW CLOSED.

WE JUST, NEED, LIKE, TWO OR THREE MORE RINGTONES. FIVE MORE WOULD BE GREAT.

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