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I LOVE SOFT.

VERY SOFT.

Dogfucking (metaphorically) on the beach

Imagine thy favourite seiyuu slobbering on a fat, hairy, stiff and veiny penis.

AAAAAAAH what can I do when I see just the thiccest squishiest perkiest adorablest shortstackingest British-dialect speaking qt3.14 out on the streets?

She forgot her luggage on the bus and just stood there waiting to pick it up as the bus returned.

I'd give her my dick to bury myself between her cheeks. God fucking damn she was so dummy thicc.

Quit it you bastard, you're making me miss my own shortstack. One more week until the lewd nuke explodes in a mountain of semen

>>913
Based

A mystery wrapped in an enema

If a kingdom is ruled by a king, is a boredom ruled by a bore?

Mistooking the weed, Fred.

Smugge colonthree face.

Bump

I can't believe my fucking threads going back to 2009 sequentially all got deleted. I was up to about 6 or 7 of them.

Secret area of beaner quality

We were dead before we were born, and shall return that way after life. Existence is like a really realistic dream, and when it ends we will finally be #woke.

Pouffe

understand the concept of love

lole bunmp

So not only is my mom's vag GREEN, but you have explored it enough to I.D. it from Ariel photos? This says far more about you than me friend

I don't find Oglaf the least bit funny. It was once mildly entertaining but now it's like Doonsbury for perverts

>>209
Why is this cringe? Oglaf isn't funny, it's one of the shittiest webcomics I've had the misfortune of reading.

everyone keeps shitting themselves over baseline gender politics

>nobody aware enough of autonomic intelligence feedback loops controlling the market, and the market moving to a content marketing method, which means the market is mainly selling narratives, which means autonomic intelligence feedback loops are selling narratives, which means literal fucking abstract mathematic algorithms are in charge of the proliferation of culture since religion is fading out and there's no longer a common cultural narrative, so fanatics turn to neo corporate idolatry, and the marketers don't realize they're playing with fire and sooner than later a crowd of disgruntled fanatics are going to come close to, if not outright kill someone like the frenchies back in 08

Things are so much worse than you could possibly imagine.

Okay so back in the day, some computer nerds made machines that would take in a bunch of outside data, process it, and try to predict the future. To fund it, they predominantly sold the information to people who wanted to buy and sell stocks. Enough people started doing this that they started making the machines send out stock reports themselves, which other machines took in as data to further sell, buy, and report on stock themselves.

This eventually created a massive feedback loop of stock data being managed by autonomic intelligence (not the same as artificial intelligence) that outright blocked the human element, and right now the open secret is that the market is out of human control. If anyone tried to remove these data loops, even one out of sync chain link could cause the world economy to collapse over night.

You following me so far?

So basically, in tandem with this technology, the internet happened and a load of marketers started moving to "content marketing", which is the idea that the product and the marketing are the same thing and that you're selling a lifestyle story, which is why if you pay attention, most companies that used to just sell a product have made massive investments into media space. This is fine in and of itself, the 80's had a similar version of this. The problem is that easy proliferation of consumer data reaches autonomic intelligences, and they begin to report on what kind of narratives sell vs what ones dont. Simple, right? Well, not really. Y'see, we live in a post hypernormalisation world, a soviet term for a propaganda that keeps things are something when the reality is different. When you mix in marketing and propaganda with feedback loops, and add on top of that google's ad program that essentially bubbles people into feedback loops, and only give them what they want to hear so you can sell them something, it basically creates mass psychological dissonance between different groups of people that, consciously or not, have their life's context formed around media narratives. It's one reason why the social justice stuff is hitting so hard now despite the fact that america is an otherwise pretty prosperous country with no major problems causing anyone to starve.

Anyway, the implication is that you basically have cultural narrative context being created by literal abstract machinations who may or may not be intelligent. That's no good, cause there is no moral parameter to stop the data from trying to get everyone to kill eachother. See, people keep thinking the robot revolution's gonna be like terminator, but it's gonna be more like the shining.

So people have their lives contextualized by inhuman machinations, which, okay, its pretty bleak but not outright destructive, right? just a bunch of consumers being taken for a ride, right? Well no. Y'see, the consequence of religion more or less falling out of style in the public consciousness is that there's no longer a single cultural narrative. So you just dont get to see tim at sunday school, so what? Well the larger point of contention is that there's always been a considerable percentage of any population that gives way to fanatic behavior, which in antiquity usually meant religious fanaticism. But if the narrative of religion is weakened, and the only alternatives to narrative are autonomically generated content marketing narratives too shallow to really make a lifestyle out of, you run into a phenomenon where a percentage of the population essentially migrated between brands in a pseudo idolatrous methodology. When you really come down to it, a fanbase is literally just the same thing as a cult, they both act as a community that bring people together to discuss a specific narrative. Except the religious ones actually at least try to offer the illusion of being beneficial to society at large, while the autonomic models are there purely for profit and offer hedonic sensory overload to compensate for any shallowness.

Did you ever stop to think about how we live in a world where a bunch of people do crazy shit over cartoons, harass people, send death threads, sell cars for sauce, etc? Do you really think that's just normal behavior? No! those sort of people would've been in a fucking monastery a couple hundred years ago, they're fanatics, pure and simple. Nothing wrong with being a fanatic if its constructive, but these narratives dont have that interest in mind.

So, to put it bluntly, we quite literally live in a society where abstract mathematical formulas are in charge of a market that pretty much doesn't sell products anymore and is more focused on selling narrative scams based around the perimeters from these formulas, and a bunch of wackos who in another lifetime would've been witch burners who have nothing too spiritually satisfy their intrinsic obsessive tendencies are replacing a common cultural narrative with many different smaller ones in different tribes, which is how you end up with nazis and commies in a prosperous capitalist country thinking the end of the world is next week, literally creating their own problems.

One could argue that we have too much freedom of choice when it comes to information about narratives, and its actively harming this society. The russians use avant garde techniques in their propaganda to give their population so much bizarre data to sift through they just conform with no real goal in mind, the chinese just censor and have less overall data fed to their population. But americans simultaneously have too much data, and too little diversity in the data, making it easy for context to corral them into a specific mindset. And all it takes is a pair of eyes to see that the current mindset for american populations is apathetic vs messiah complex murderousness

The silver lining is I think that these marketers dont know they're playing with fire. I don't think its entirely out of the question that some day soon a crowd of angry people will actually lynch content creators for not towing their own narrative complex, and very soon they may begin to live in fear. People think this sexual harassment stuff is a big happening, but I think its only going to be a drop in a larger bucket that'll be the 2020s.

If not apocalyptic, they'll be interesting times.

t. a 4-ch user who doesn't get how societies work

>>206
UNDER THE MOON
LOLI TO ISSHO

Real human child pornography is a crime in Japan
Overseas media has written that something was misunderstood.
Opponents like Taro Yamada are afraid of the moral hazard of treating unrealistic content of a picture as a child's crime
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The number of child crimes committed by third parties in Japan is far less than in other conservative countries.
According to police criminal data, most sex crimes against children in Japan are due to damage from parents.
Human rights issues in Japan are a culture of shame in society,
For a society where securing a normal social position is sought as the responsibility of an individual's efforts, caused by those who do not have the human rights of the individual, including those who do not have it or the accusations of sexually injured minors It is done.
Since the incidence does not change from the old days without animation content, animation does not matter

Prrrrfffffftt

anal grumbling

Issuing forth with a volume of dry gas sufficient to indicate good health, but no more.

Lifting myself feom my chair.

Loudly. Repeatedly.

On the train.

a gentle but satisfying fart

A fart that lingers under your bedding.

Can't be any worse than the original tbdesu

I feel like I'm one of the only two people on earth that both likes dubs and also knows a lot about anime

Toji is gay in the Netflix dub. In the English language version they replace references to his sister with references to his boyfriend. His dialogue with Kensuke is thoroughly flirtatious. The other thing I’ve noticed from what I’ve seen is the characters seem to usually (not always?) address/refer to Rei by gender neutral pronouns. This is completely fucked up, not because it’s LGBT related but because they’re actually changing the story. This is embarrassing for Netflix. I’ve only watched bits but I’ll update this as I go on.

lol no Fly Me To The Moon. Thank Christ now people can hate it without Shinjis new VA saying they don't like it because they're transphobic

Eva is pretentious crap anyway

worst of the worst

All of the images lower that number 50 are 404ing.

Is this the VIP Quality we paid for??

DADDYCOOL must answer for the condition of his site.

Oh also a possibly unrelated to the previous issue, some images 404 because their submitted names have certain characters. Example:
→/saovq/images/27.html the "havedropcapsgonetoofar?.png" image opens to →/saovq/images/45/havedropcapsgonetoofar?.png which 404s but when you remove the question mark (→/saovq/images/45/havedropcapsgonetoofar.png ) it loads the image.

>>11
It should also be noted that some images 404 even when accessed directly by their id.
This works:
→/saovq/images/3/Ratjaculation_02.jpg
→/saovq/images/src/3.jpg
but this:
→/saovq/images/10/1509081082312.gif
→/saovq/images/src/10.jpg
does not.

Ratjaculation

That was not the image I expected for that file name.

>>14
also try 10.gif instead for the second one, chief.

>>16
Well, it appears I am a huge fucking idiot, thanks.

Porn of Aqua from konosuba, except her o-face is the ugly scream from episode 1 https://66.media.tumblr.com/0e6a6604ce8d75594114bb65d82970fd/tumblr_ps3sjwSXub1qmo05qo1_500.jpg

Doing lines of magical Gensokyo toot with Suika

Oh no! By seeing this thread I thought about the JAPANESE GOBURIN.

Extracting bodily fluids from Suika with my mouth. Bliss

>>910
settle down Remilia, you don't have to rub the vampire thing in people's faces

Donating blood with Suika to increase her blood alcohol content

Should I date one?

Only if you're single with your own kids. Otherwise smash and dash.

Ask yourself or her why she is single. There is no excuse unless she's a widow.

Thank you based VIPPERs. Dodged a bullet.

Or "smothers", as I like to call them

If this thread didn't exist I would have lost my soft girl by now. My lewd thoughts build up so greatly and violently at times that if I didn't have a place to vent, I'm certain I would've either scared her away or murdered her with my penis a long time ago.