Secret Area of VIP Quality

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[詩][CREATIVE]Haiku Thread[TRANQUILITY]

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-02 19:06

A VIPmas present,
To keep your heart and hands warm:
Mittens for VIPPER

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59 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-15 20:31

Dusty Figurines
And Crusty Yellow Stockings
The Jizz Lord's Domain

60 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-16 17:16

Soft and squishy girl,
pleasing my penis right now.
Lord, I am cumming.

61 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-17 04:56

At home, all alone
On a Saturday in March
It's eroge time

62 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-17 18:26

Ah sempai, notice me
that's my dream to listen now
another day of fap

63 Name: Vipper 2019-03-17 18:28

Ah sempai, notice me
that's my dream to listen now
another day of fap

64 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 21:16

Zelenogorskij
Novoaleksandrovo
Pridorozhnaya

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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Paato 100/5½]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-08 18:26

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　　＼ヽ,　,、
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　　＼, V
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　　　　/ 　　　 ,､
　　　 /　　　ヽYﾉ
　　　.|　 r''ヽ、.|
　　　|　 `ｰ-ヽ|ヮ
　　 |　　　　.`|
　　　ヽ,_,,..,,,,_,.|
　　　./ ,' 3　 `ヽｰっ
　　　l　　 ⊃　⌒_つ
　　　 `'ｰ---‐'''''"

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505 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 23:52

This wasn't my first time visiting again! I've relapsed.

506 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 08:05

If it were already my second time today, I'd've prolapsed.

507 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 15:08

an in-group of order 1

508 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 16:03

*Crunge*

509 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 19:06

In the kitchen, wrist twistin like a stir fry.

510 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 20:43

Kierkegaardening

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VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3]

1 Name: VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3] 2015-09-13 14:42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayonese

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863 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-22 22:26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult

864 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-02 01:33

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

865 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-08 15:40

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa

866 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 03:21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi

867 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 14:26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VIPoma

868 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 20:41

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bozon

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CTRL+V cringe from elsewhere on the internet thread [BY POPULAR DEMAND]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 00:13

Quoted by: >>9,27

So not only is my mom's vag GREEN, but you have explored it enough to I.D. it from Ariel photos? This says far more about you than me friend

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161 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-07 20:18

So i went to the doctor the other day and apparently i have a low sperm count :(

This idiot doctor told me i should give up my vegan diet if i even hope to have children in the future, and i was like "huh fuck that" and got up and left his office.

Kinda sucks that i'll never have kids of my own but at least my GF's sperm is still active so i don't mind raising her kids as if they were mine.

162 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-10 17:40

I'm more offended by how horrible the game looked more then the content matter.

Sure, it was in incredibly bad taste, but I mean people are still using Poser in 2019??

163 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 02:51

As a child I was afraid of invisible giants. I would lay in bed and hear them walking around the city. They had feet so large that they could smash an entire house with one step. However they had no substance and were spirits of dead giants. I was also afraid of the little people who flew around with little tiny wings. These little people swarmed and flew in a swarm into my bedroom.
I had lots of fears as a child and later in life as an adult was diagnosed with anxiety and depression.
However now in my middle age I believe in Jesus. And I came to understand giants did exist and were offspring of fallen angels and women. They are born of the earth and remain on the earth as demons.

164 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 18:04

Look my friend was a complete Jackoffholic, so I had to wear gloves when I visited his house to game. 😫

165 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 12:44

>>159
How about this:

What keeps you guys going despite the fact that you feel like your existence is worthless?

Getting drunk as I am now. Reading manga, crossdressing and sometimes vidya. Literally the only reason I'm still here. That be might be kinda sad but its what keeps me going. I know I'm all kinds of fucked up not letft my house but 3 times this year but I really do love manga and crossdressing. God I cant express how much I love cute things. Anyone else drunk and just fucking loving life? Also is anyone meaningful? I think we are all pretty meaning less in the big picture of the universe. Man I love life only when drunk and crossdressing thou I'm so fucked but atleast I can be happy with me.

166 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 21:43

I once heard my brother yell out at night "MOM GIVE ME BACK MY PEANUT BUTTER GUN!" Then another time he said in a very sad voice "the clown has no penis."

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Table Cat: A New Beginning

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-02 09:45

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　hello i am table cat and this is my story
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

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927 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-10 07:35

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ pining for pines
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

928 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-10 17:31

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ pining for PINGAS
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

929 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 23:30

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ Snooping as usual, I see.
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

930 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-17 20:28

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ Tomorrow I'll invent those blueprints.
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

931 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 18:09

932 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 20:17

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　penultimate pow-wow
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

1 Name: ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧ 2018-12-25 16:10

Let it all out~

•̀.̫•́✧

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189 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-15 23:12

Pitching a tenement in my pants

190 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-16 12:25

Lolis shitting, ass to mouth.

191 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-16 23:41

A week’s hiatus to perfect the ultimate expression of lewd canine intent.

192 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-17 13:40

r34 roxanne goofy movie

193 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 01:02

a great big poop with a ghost coming out of it

194 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-18 17:33

ようこそ中田市へ〜(･ิω･ิ)

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ITT: We list 1000 things that "LSD" stands for

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-14 15:25

Lewd Semen Demon

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540 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-05 18:46

Loosely Segregated Darkies

541 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-08 13:49

Limited State Drive

542 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 20:43

Lackadaisical Simpletons' Demographic

543 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-15 20:03

Leet Shot, Dude

544 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-16 23:39

Lohengramm’s Supreme Deception

545 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-17 03:59

Lead Salmon Downstream

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[MORALE BOOST] POWER UP THREAD [ZENKAI]

1 Name: GOKUN 2018-09-13 13:03

WHEN YOU NEED MORE ENERGY, TELEPORT TO THIS THREAD AND POWER UP!! YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!!!! SHOW ME YOUR TRUE POWER!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11O1111!!!!!!!!!111!!!!

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19 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-09 00:37

>>17
THE FART TO SUR-PASS METAL GEEEAAAAAAARRRRR

20 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-09 18:37

RAAAAARRRRGGGHHH I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
IT IS A GOOD PAIN

21 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-10 08:36

MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

22 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-10 23:45

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

23 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 23:50

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

24 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-16 23:44

YOU THINK THIS IS ALL I GOT

WELL YOU’RE WWWWWRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG EEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFGGGHHHHHHHHHHYAYAYAUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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If you are high, you must bump this thread.

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 07:42

I can't believe my fucking threads going back to 2009 sequentially all got deleted. I was up to about 6 or 7 of them.

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171 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-07 22:32

If you flip a thousand coins a thousand times, you can pick out those that have an interesting distribution and use them to weigh 50/50 chance in your favour.

172 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 02:47

Did you know that you're less likely to have children if your biological parents didn't have children?

173 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-01 00:36

Doing yoga while being high feels great (´∀｀)

174 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-15 03:13

I’ve never been sad high before, this SUXX. This party needs to end so I can sleep away.

175 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-16 22:11

I don't think any of that is relevant right meow.

176 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-19 00:17

Gas, Grass, or Brass: nobody rides the victorian stoner steampunk train for free.

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[ITT] We post every time we FART =3

1 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-10 12:36

Prrrrfffffftt

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92 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-22 21:49

I let out a silent farm this morning and it was the stinkiest fart I've created in a very long time.

93 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-22 22:16

Silent Farm

94 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 03:21

Silent Farm remembers

95 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 10:47

Don't go near Silent Farm at night

96 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-26 17:11

I fardet

97 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-15 14:07

I got dem smelly deviled egg farts and mild gas pain

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[Suika] Post ITT every time you are Suika, think about or see Suika [Best 3HU]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 20:22

Quoted by: >>372

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889 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-04 16:39

>>888
Suika's horns already count as a hat for Touhou requirements, though.

890 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-04 20:03

orge tits

891 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-04 22:14

Goblin boobies

892 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-06 03:35

oni oppai

893 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 20:08

posting angry comments on suika's steam profile after she chugs estus

894 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-13 13:30

Suika in supernatural oestrus

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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 19:06

I dreamt I was going to have sex with a cute girl but we kept being interrupted by a prison camp in the apartment upstairs so when I went there they thought I was a prisoner and the warden lady started firing at me for asking them to keep it down and I ran down again only to find that the cute girl had attempted to shave her pussy and cut herself and was bleeding badly and I had to take her to the hospital but the warden lady came back and told me to take down a sniper on the rooftop before I could proceed but the sniper was a blue TV-box and it fell down by itself when I looked at it, and then I woke up.

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185 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-23 16:13

I accidentally gave my friend's computer a virus by watching Drumline on DVD with it. Shortly after, I was on my laptop with my girlfriend, but some side effect of the virus made her switch brains with my best friend. He was still in the body of my girlfriend though, and it was already time for fuck, so I ended up kissing her/him until I woke up.

186 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-24 13:57

I was at work and realized that I could not feel pain normally and it was a dream but I was quite impressed at how detailed the environment and people were. Then I turned into a magical girl and flew away to search for some dream women to rape.

187 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 16:39

I have a lot of dreams but most of them are too boring to make a post about, but I finally had a good one. In today's dream, I was exploring a cave on behalf of a researcher. There was a new, undiscovered substance that he needed me to collection but there wasn't much information on it. The cave is pitch black, except for my head lamp. After some exploring, I come across the new substance, and it basically looked like purple cotton candy except stretched out as if it were a spider web. The researcher told me over the radio that it was toxic to the touch. So in order to collect it, I start burning the parts that are sticking to the wall to get it to collapse. I finish the task and most of the stuff is in a nice neat pile, waiting for me to vacuum it up.

At this point, I notice an area that doesn't reflect any light - it must have been REALLY deep. It catches my attention, and I look over the cliff edge to see if I can make anything out of the total darkness. A green light appears. Another green light appears right next to it. Another pair of green lights appear elsewhere. Then, red and green pairs of lights all appear rapidly, and I realize too late that they were eyes. I turn tail and run out as fast as I can in the opposite direction of the eyes, which took me deeper into the cave. I run into a trail of really fast maggots running towards those other creatures, I hear what can only be described as a battle, and the maggots return. I resurface, go to my garage (from when I was a kid), and wake up.

188 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-25 19:50

It took me 244 attempts to make the color purple by smashing a red and a blue lego minifig together

189 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-05 14:40

I was in some weird band that was rehearsing on this huge grassy hill. There was some choreography involved that I didn't know, so I was scrambling around this hill trying to figure out where the other people in my section were going to stand next. At one point I had to climb to the top from the bottom, and it was so steep I almost fell. I started off playing cymbals, but at some point the environment changed into something more akin to a concert hall and I was suddenly trying to play bassoon. I was very, very bad at it, and the conductor let me know. During a break I tried playing some bass with a few others, but the conductor came over and bullied us into not playing anymore. I woke up soon after.

Final verdict is a 7 or 8 out of 10, it was a fun dream with some interesting scene changes. If I read deeper into it it's probably a recap of my most important relationships recently--my girlfriend plays cymbals, my cute girl friend who isn't my girlfriend plays bassoon, and my bro plays bass.

190 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 23:31

I dreamed that I was running away from some police force and I hid myself at the bottom of a lake by tying a large rock to my angle with a rope. When I was about to drown, I realized that I could breathe through my nose somehow.
I don't do anything illegal besides pirating games, but I am sick so I'm sure that part is related.

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[GOALS] ITT We reach 1000 with things that can make you a better VIPPER [PROS]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-19 15:04

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1. Don't trade your Sony for a Pony!

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895 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-08 21:47

895. RAPE HORSE is a trustworthy name and not a cause for concern at all.

896 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-09 00:36

896. For every lewd saga, conclude with a gripping and semen-filled climax. It’s just good writing.

897 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-10 08:57

897. Eat minced garlic every morning. Learn western occultism. Imagine yourself as the middle pillar.

898 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 01:01

898. Use your brain meats.

899 Name: VIPPEUR 2019-03-12 04:21

899. NEVER turn down a friendly puff of weed.

900 Name: VIPPER 2019-03-12 15:50

900. To check someone for a concussion, ask them "what year is it" and "where are we right now." If they answer both questions, they are healed and no longer require the hospital.

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