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OFFICIAL JEWS THREAD 2

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-08 20:53

JEWS

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60 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-15 10:51

JEWS

61 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-15 12:10

JEWS

62 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-15 15:26

JEWS

63 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 01:02

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64 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-17 11:54

JEWS POSTING IMAGES

65 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-17 13:07

JEWS

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CTRL+V cringe from elsewhere on the internet thread [BY POPULAR DEMAND]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 00:13

Quoted by: >>9,27

So not only is my mom's vag GREEN, but you have explored it enough to I.D. it from Ariel photos? This says far more about you than me friend

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295 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-06 22:51

Physics always has a way of explaining things that disappear: You say it gets converted to Potential Energy and is stored. So in this case of information being destroyed - it isn't destroyed, but rather converted to potential energy and stored within the event horizon of the black hole. Hold my bear while I pickup the Nobel Prize.

296 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-08 02:30

The whistle actor thing is like if someone really needs the toilet but all 11 cubicles are taken so they shit in the urinal out of desperation, then later on the janitor quits their job and the person in charge of the kitchen has to clean it up but accidentally uses the wrong handbook and so makes a meal out of the shit in the urinal which the original person who shit in the urinal's partner then is just about to eat but the original person is at an angle where they can warn the partner just as about they're to eat it and as the partner spits it out some person walking past gets it in their face and it turns out that person finds it delicious and the partner and the original person get tons of money as thanks

297 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-10 11:21

imagine being so selfish that you knowingly clog the internet tubes with the "Peedoh" word.
don't you pity the indian tech support persons who have to actually DIVE INTO the internet tube system and PHYSICALLY REMOVE the words that OBSTRUCT the flow of delicious posts?

298 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-16 23:02

Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

“Is this your penis?” I asked, as I pushed the printout of the e-mail over to him.

I think I was expecting him to break into a sweat or try to jump through the window out of embarrassment, because apparently I’d forgotten about the fact that this was the same man who thought it would be perfectly fine to take a picture of his penis in the office bathroom to send it to a shocked coworker. Instead he grinned cockily (no pun in tended), saying, “I think the better question is, Exactly how did you get a picture of my penis?”

“It was caught in the e-mail filter. The picture, I mean. Not your penis. If, in fact, that is your penis, I mean.” I was flustered, but tried to gain control of the situation again with a deep, calming breath. “Did you mail a picture of your penis?”

He raised an eyebrow. “Would it make it better if I said I was mailing pictures of someone else’s penis?”

I’ve thought about that question for fifteen years and I still don’t have a good answer. Instead I said, “Not really. Giving a coworker a picture of a penis is sort of universally frowned on. It’s in the employee hand book. Sort of. It’s between the lines.”

“Is there anything in the handbook about someone in HR handing you a penis picture and asking you whether it’s yours?”

I couldn’t think of anything to say to that, so I just told him he was fired and made a note that we need to update the employee handbook with more penis-related directives.

299 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-23 00:31

Some people's are really amazing in the world like this man .. he is too op guy in typing. What I can write for him , literally I have no words for him. Yea this is true that this guy is black but his work is bright. God makes these types of person very less in number , but number does not matter in these caes , here only but thing is matter and that is the dedication of himself u give to your work 😀😀😀
Sorry guys for a long comment. Now a days i am learning English and this is the small part of English of my English learning😀😀see you guys 😀😀bye bye 😀make yourself a gentleman with full of knowledge of everything 😀😃😂😄😍😚😘😛😕😰😟😧😯😰😯😰😓😲😧😣😟😧😯😰Tata💩🌝🙉😡🌞🙉

300 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-17 00:28

I have just done weed three times in my life but the last time I took a larger quantity (sativa).
This time I could feel like my mind regressed to the time I was 3-6 years old.
It was like I would not pay that much attention to words/concepts but to the reality. I was in a park and unlike I would do being sober, I was not paying attention to my own friends 'conversation, but to everyone that was in a 30m radius.
I would be very aware of their movements and wether they would stare at me, like if you are playing a turn-based videogame..
On the other hand, whenver I talked to my friend I would not care that much about what they would said (like if it was just a teather) but the movements they did. I would care about whether they touched my back (in order to dominate me) or if they would stare at the ground (a submissive gesture). It was like I was an animal again

tl dr: living in society has made us lose our instict of analyzing people and we just care about words, "what time is it", "what am i going to do this weekend" instead of what we have near us "are there birds?", "is that guy staring at me?"

Can someone tell me if there is some type of theory related to this?

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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part the sixth]

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-18 09:36

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455 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-14 23:57

I shot a nigga for this damn sandwich.

456 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-15 09:10

BUMPED

457 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-15 17:00

when it friday

458 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 15:12

I'd love to be a queer or feminist ally.

BUT...
it's been a while, and we're friends with the germans now

459 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 19:01

weekend party time

460 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 22:12

I saw a good friend from home today, solid weekend overall.

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[VIDEO] [GAMES] Videogames of VIP Quality

1 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-03 01:55

What videogames are you playing, VIPPER? Which ones are your all-time favourites, or ones you keep coming back to?

I can't stop playing Dwarf Fortress, myself ( ﾟヮﾟ)

And here's a more complicated question for you: What do you think are VIPPERcore essential videogames everybody here should play? Which games are the embodiment of our fickle collective VIPPER spirit?

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87 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 02:52

I’m playing a Mount & Blade Warband mod as Big Duchess, a mercenary whose end goal is creating an Outer Heaven on the fringe of the continent

88 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 19:55

Still playing vanilla GTA:SA to this day.

89 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 06:51

Romancing SaGa 3

90 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 08:09

Big Smoke's Perfect Math Class

91 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 09:51

Maitetsu, in the original Japanese like a real man

92 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 17:16

Summoner

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[TITS] Kneading tits [(´・ω・)つ] [KNEADING]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-03 01:46

(´・ω・)つ(・(・　Kneading tits

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13 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 14:01

(´・ω・)つ(　(　　Kneading bumps

14 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 18:17

(´・ω・)つ(・(・　Kneading tits

15 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 20:46

(´・ω・)つ(・(・　Kneading a bum with zits

16 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-03 08:07

(´・ω・)つ(☉(☉　Kneading large areolae

17 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-08 16:17

('.w.)c needing human compassion

18 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 12:30

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('´・ω<)つ( ( ) if I could jus..
しー-Ｊヽﾍ. "ノ

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VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3]

1 Name: VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3] 2015-09-13 14:42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayonese

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976 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-03 00:05

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_the_Prevention_of_Calling_Sleeping_Car_Porters_"George"

977 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 14:11

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Goddess_(film)

978 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 15:21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AAAAA

979 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-08 16:07

>>973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negrito

980 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-09 13:05

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_Callipyge

981 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 11:56

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish_swallowing

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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

1 Name: ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧ 2018-12-25 16:10

Quoted by: >>242

Let it all out~

•̀.̫•́✧

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720 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-12 21:27

Don't stick your dick in a sex witch!

721 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 01:31

Exposing her flat stomach and running the risk of making me ROCK HARD in a professional environment

722 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 20:36

Girl in docs on the tram is so cute

723 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-14 02:03

A pornographic flash parody called "Spyro: Enter the Dragon"

724 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-14 14:44

Starring Bruce and Robert Lee.

725 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 10:47

Saturday morning cummies

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Table Cat: Collector's Edition

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-01 19:09

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　hello i am table cat and this is my story
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99 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-04 11:41

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100 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 15:19

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101 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-10 16:12

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　7-11 never forget
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102 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-10 19:33

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　kentucky-style tater wank
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103 Name: Fox 2019-11-11 22:17

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　plungerzooties
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104 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-15 19:05

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　the ever perpetual
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Youtubes of VIP Quality [Part 5]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 03:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsqLi9LfiwM

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943 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-13 22:48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbruZWTD9E

944 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-15 20:19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQjv66NOZs

945 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-17 00:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTMeYIkbuQA

946 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-05 00:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-hNSCZb1c

947 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 22:23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1sfBf3rs-o

948 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-10 17:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqJ5wU4FamA

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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 19:06

I dreamt I was going to have sex with a cute girl but we kept being interrupted by a prison camp in the apartment upstairs so when I went there they thought I was a prisoner and the warden lady started firing at me for asking them to keep it down and I ran down again only to find that the cute girl had attempted to shave her pussy and cut herself and was bleeding badly and I had to take her to the hospital but the warden lady came back and told me to take down a sniper on the rooftop before I could proceed but the sniper was a blue TV-box and it fell down by itself when I looked at it, and then I woke up.

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210 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 19:15

I was going through a ghost town's abandoned houses with someone, and every house we'd go to would have the same layout with approximately the same books on the shelves. Eventually we wound up in a house that contained my old childhood desk's drawers and in those were all the gadgets and paperwork from 2004 that I've subsequently discarded.

211 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-19 18:08

Every time I get my weenie out in a dream, I put it in my mouth and nut instantly

212 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-22 13:20

I dreamt of warezing a FLAC album of some underground pop-techno artist which was encoded as about 40 tracks including all the 3- and 4-second chaff. Its track names were like "Girl", "Prototype", and half the album earlier "Girl 2", and the music mostly consisted of variations of a high-impact bassline with the novelty of a three-boop eightbitism within the main drum sample. The video to "Girl 2" is a hardcore pornographic short film set in the mid-to-late seventies and produced in a wistfully retro nineties style.

213 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 12:12

There was this primitive realm being overrun by monsters, like orcs or something, and a master shaman and an apprentice shaman are going to try to stop the invasion using the power of the god/demon? they worship. But this requires a human sacrifice and they have a bit of a conundrum because the master thinks he should be the one to die because he's old and tired and can pass the crown on as it were, but the apprentice is young and strong and a more potent sacrifice if they give him.
Anyway they make the preparations and are in this big dark cave with one of those platforms of stone overlooking a vast darkness, and the master shaman is at the edge praying to a giant floating phantom head and preparing to sacrifice himself while the apprentice is standing behind him and watching. But the floating head has decided it wants the apprentice as a better sacrifice and is just distracting the master by talking to him while using its magical powers to light the apprentice on fire, and the master only realizes when it's already too late.

214 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 12:00

I dreamt that I was in this hotel in Europe(?). My roommates were these two lesbians that I believe had just finished sexing when I woke into the dream. Ignoring them for the moment, I did my laundry and looked around for my drums, which were somewhere in the hotel.

During my journey I ate dinner with my friends but my father was there, and kept getting angry when we cursed or joked around. Later I encountered a very soft girl who seemed to like me, and we had a good time exploring the hotel together. She famously said at one point, "I don't really care that this is a dream, at least I still met you." Waking up was very bittersweet, as the dream had felt very real and I spent the first waking minute or two looking around for the dream girl's phone number.

215 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-08 14:49

I was out biking with a few of my friends when I realized that there were people walking around wearing my university's old marching band uniforms. This was a bad sign, because it meant that my ex was somewhere nearby. Lo and behold, as soon as I said that out loud she came around the corner with her own gang of cyclists, and they started trying to talk to us. My ex was depicted as having really ratty short hair and strange makeup, and generally she had a strong crackhead aura about her. This was a shock to me, and I was simultaneously concerned and convulsed. When I asked why she looked like that she said "what do you mean? Of course this is what happened!" She kept trying to get me back, so I told my boys to scatter and we biked away as fast as possible. I remember there were other facets to the dream, but I don't remember them as well. If I believed dreams to be prophetic, I'd guess that my ex did some dummy boy fuckshit recently. Otherwise, it's probably just my subconscious telling me it doesn't want her anymore.

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[VIP] Internet links of VIP quality [QUALITY]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 10:55

https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/21056650124/in/album-72157656706441384/

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545 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-23 11:27

https://motherless.com/m/Cumpadmercy

546 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 21:35

http://www.contortionhomepage.com/photolib.html

547 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-25 19:02

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http://jailbait.me

548 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-03 06:18

>>547

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549 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-04 13:08

https://archive.is/OTqI1

550 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 21:37

https://www.sportsdirect.com/character-novel-cap-mens-399018#colcode=39901812

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[Suika] Post ITT every time you are Suika, think about or see Suika [Best 3HU]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 20:22

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933 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-09 20:28

Getting ⑨ so drunk she turns into an antifreeze fairy

934 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 00:49

Thinking that I hadn't seen the Suika thread in a while.

935 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-23 16:18

Goburin OL

936 Name: REVERBERATOR 2019-11-06 04:21

my cat keeps eating the birds that I'm feeding with cracked corn and oatmeal,

would you like to know more?

937 Name: Katrina Vetrano 2019-11-07 00:19

It seems like police should have looked into the boyfriend in the Katrina Vetrano case ... https://ibb.co/WGtfSwP

938 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 01:07

Private detective Suika

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TOR

1 Name: ANON 2019-11-06 05:54

Send Darknet links

2 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-06 16:20

TOR = JEWS

3 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-06 16:59

Wasn't the Tor project de-germanized a couple of years back? Kicking out major developers with sexual harassment rumourmongering, and so forth.

4 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-06 20:19

I don't want to use 640x480 6-versions-out-of-date firefox

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If you are high, you must bump this thread.

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 07:42

I can't believe my fucking threads going back to 2009 sequentially all got deleted. I was up to about 6 or 7 of them.

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217 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 05:17

As a high man let me state on the most enlightened plane of man: FUCK my roommate, he’s a square and has a retarded!!

218 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 14:22

The writing on the wall says: live forever or die trying

219 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-20 05:25

Another successful journey to post here. It fakes so much concerted effort to not forget, you wouldn't believe

220 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-21 20:53

A coven of witches playing wicked cricket

221 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-30 21:51

DUDE WEED LMAO 420 xde.....

222 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-01 20:31

How dare you lump me, a proud descendant of siberian reindeermen and mongoloid hordes, in with these germanic mud people!

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