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[YUME] Post in here every time you remember your dream [SIGNS]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 19:06

I dreamt I was going to have sex with a cute girl but we kept being interrupted by a prison camp in the apartment upstairs so when I went there they thought I was a prisoner and the warden lady started firing at me for asking them to keep it down and I ran down again only to find that the cute girl had attempted to shave her pussy and cut herself and was bleeding badly and I had to take her to the hospital but the warden lady came back and told me to take down a sniper on the rooftop before I could proceed but the sniper was a blue TV-box and it fell down by itself when I looked at it, and then I woke up.

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205 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-02 12:20

I was in a mental facility like the one in Twelve Monkeys, except bigger and out in the open. My narrator voice described a lot of the residents as I passed them, including someone named the Joker who might have been the batman villain or just a random guy. Finally my little tour led me to some guys in wheelchairs playing craps by a hill. I sat down to watch and a beautiful girl walked over to me and sat down.

She asked if I was a new entry here, and what I was dealing with. I forget what I told her but whatever it is, she was going through the same. She said she liked it here though, and that she'd probably be out in 90 days. We were going to keep chatting but my damned alarms woke me up.

206 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-10 08:39

I was part of some hippy collective who wanted to steal shit in NYC. We were staying at a hotel but on the night of the heist, we watched a squad of well-armed guys like us get gunned down in the street by cops. It took a lot of deliberation but we chose to go through with the theft the next day. We got to the bank and tried opening the door, but it immediately triggered an alarm and what followed was one of the most intense and terrifying dream chases ever. It was desperate but we were avoiding capture, until we tried splitting up and heard the cops say "follow those two!" I realized they meant me and my hippy friend, who had gotten shot in the leg at this point. We pulled some insane stunts, I was dodging police cars as they tried to run me over and he was skateboarding down hills for extra speed. I remember saving him from a cop and starting to limp down an alley together, and then I was wake n faked.

Dream 2 had me in bed with the same girl that’s plagued my dreams for the past few years, the star of the hard nipple hug saga. We talked about my dream, cooked dinner togerher, and then had extremely intimate and sensual dream sex that was so lewd I was having trouble thinking straight. I woke up before the sexing concluded, as is usually the case for me in these dreams.

Final verdict on both dreams, 10/10. Incredibly vivid, awesome concepts, and a respectable narrative through-line thanks to that well timed wake n fake. Maybe a chicken parm before bed isn’t as bad of a choice as I’d thought.

207 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-11 17:23

I dreamened that I was in India or some third world country with my parents. The hotel was this large collection of buildings that had their inner walls opened between them to form long hallways, a lobby, and a "grand" staircase spread between haphazardly created hotelrooms. There was orange painted on the stone walls and lots of dust from outside had gathered all over the floors and covered the carpets outside the hotel rooms. The walls around the rooms were all opened with bricks removed, and in the "grand" staircase room the ceiling had a big hole in it in the middle that seemed to have been created to allow in some more natural sunlight. It felt like we were still outside even inside.

The nexte morning after arriving we went around town. There was a crossing under a highway where we stopped. My mother didn't hear us telling her to not cross the road and nearly got mashed by a car. We returned back to the hotel after that.

At the hotel I decided to get a shave of my stubble but the whole area was so run down I reconsidered. After the half-dead brown third worlder in the barber's chair spake to me in broken English, I upwoke.

208 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 11:58

I found myself in a large backyard of an apartment building, where people had gathered to view an apartment that was up for rent. The owners would show it to two attendees at a time according to a lottery selection, and my ticket was up in the first set. Stepping through the door I found myself in a spacious living room with wooden floors and windows on both sides, and looking through a window it turned out that the apartment was actually a very large railcar that was accelerating out of the station.

The owners then proceeded to show me around the apartment, paying particular attention to little alcoves set up for woodwork and sewing, and a third fold-out cubbyhole that was reserved for painting. Further down the back there was an elevated loft for sleeping in and an adjoining second railcar that had raw lumber in it up to about a quarter of the way. Despite the windows being effectively so transparent as to not be there at all, there was very little of the 80 mph wind one would expect, next to noise, and the apartment was all-in-all quite cozy.

I was left wondering why one would have an apartment with an address and a door in an apartment building, that nonetheless was mobile and seemingly on a regular schedule, so that guests could only be invited in at a specific stop and in order to go to work I'd have to step out and re-enter at the same part of the apartment's journey. However, the idea of being able to change cities while retaining digs seemed appealing, if a bit nutty.

There was no sign of the other renter-candidate.

209 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 17:05

I was walking through the supermarket with my father when we came across a huge bin full of stress balls. Instead of being stress balls though, they were just knock off Tenga Eggs that looked like stress balls with a conspicuous hole in them. My dad explained to me what they were and a passerby, a woman with glasses, said "isn't it obvious what they really are" to us.

210 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 19:15

I was going through a ghost town's abandoned houses with someone, and every house we'd go to would have the same layout with approximately the same books on the shelves. Eventually we wound up in a house that contained my old childhood desk's drawers and in those were all the gadgets and paperwork from 2004 that I've subsequently discarded.

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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part the sixth]

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-18 09:36

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263 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 14:05

Bampu

264 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 05:31

posting from my bed at 1 thirty 1 in the morning and really loving it

265 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 13:30

let me show you how it's done, son

266 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 13:35

The illiterate recovers.

267 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 10:56

Thinking slow, acting fast

268 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 18:53

chussy

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Youtubes of VIP Quality [Part 5]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 03:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsqLi9LfiwM

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916 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-12 06:09

https://youtube.com/watch?v=apVOS4CJIls

917 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-13 01:59

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhiOuGjYLA

918 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 15:42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BylN_v4rbGM

919 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 02:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonmyh18sDM

920 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 19:13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lztI2Q-xMhg

921 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 04:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnDYlHAh5wo

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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

1 Name: ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧ 2018-12-25 16:10

Quoted by: >>242

Let it all out~

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622 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 05:01

She-Fag

623 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 13:26

SUPER SOFT AND SQUISHY NAKED CUTE GIRL UNDULATING ON MY PENIS

624 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 21:51

Captain Ahab sets sail once more

625 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 00:10

Ham the manpoons

626 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 02:51

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I'm worried and I hurt.

627 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 02:54

>>626
Are you going to use your safeword, or do I keep whipping you?

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[VIP] Internet links of VIP quality [QUALITY]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 10:55

https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/21056650124/in/album-72157656706441384/

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527 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 14:52

https://next10v.typeform.com/to/V3Bqxc

528 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 06:54

http://bbs.osakachan.x10.bz/index.php

529 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 01:56

New imageboard
https://clooven.com

530 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 20:43

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198389241377

531 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 00:34

Quoted by: >>532

http://harmful.cat-v.org/society/gay_marriage

532 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 00:41

>>531
RIP Uriel

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CTRL+V cringe from elsewhere on the internet thread [BY POPULAR DEMAND]

1 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-18 00:13

Quoted by: >>9,27

So not only is my mom's vag GREEN, but you have explored it enough to I.D. it from Ariel photos? This says far more about you than me friend

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280 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 12:00

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Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..

281 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 18:53

>>280
tanasinn

282 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 19:45

I may be biased because here in Russia, the youth use funny stickers with Masha Babko, the child porn star, and the phrases like "PM me CP" is considered funny and are widely used.

283 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 01:37

There are generally THREE ways that video memory can be set up. These are PLANAR, NON-PLANAR, and THAT CREEPY THING REAL-MODE VESA DOES. Those are all SCIENTIFIC terms. REMEMBER THEM. They WILL save your life.

284 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 14:20

GRIM/Vital 1983-89/

285 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 13:51

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. Their can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

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[Anime] Let's chat about anime! [Cartoons]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 18:15

This is a new anime discussion thread for general anime discussion since the old board disappeared.

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( ´･ω･) Let's have tea and chat about anime!
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と＿)＿)　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦　旦

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410 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-17 21:58

>>408
From a company that is known to be scammers and delayed it for more than 2 years already.
>>409
That and sounan desu ka.

411 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-18 12:11

WHERE IS THAT SONG ABOUT KYOTO ANIMATION

412 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-18 17:59

Quoted by: >>414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLoJgRJ5AfQ KYO-O-TO ANIME-I-TION

413 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-18 21:01

Serves them right for Rucky Suta

414 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-19 11:21

>>412
Thank you, MVP.

415 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 20:44

Next season is looking pretty lousy （´・ω・｀）

>>409
We're pretty much at the end of this season and Machikado is still AOTS.

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Table Cat: Collector's Edition

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-01 19:09

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62 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-06 14:28

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　transfer and relocate all your vipping to my secret discord of VIP QUALITY ;)
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63 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 20:01

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64 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 20:08

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65 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 23:18

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66 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 20:06

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜I will make you shit yourself in front of a crowd and cum all over your pretty crying face
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67 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 20:38

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ "NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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Manly Richards: A Story of Americock

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 14:10

Editor’s Note: this piece of work is a complete and total fiction. Nothing in this work has factual, metaphorical, juxtapositional, satirical, or inter-dimensional connection to the physical world. Furthermore, every character or institution in this work is categorically separate from reality and has no factual or relational basis to anything at all.

I

The year was 2865 and Manly Richards was feeling good. He was 18 years old and newly graduated from Fatlips Cockblower School. Fat Cock was the most prestigious school in the nation and perhaps the world. Graduates were widely called Good Old Cocks, and current students affectionately called each other Little Weenies. In addition to graduation, Manly turned 18 during an odd-numbered year so he wasn’t drafted to fight in the wars. Sure he paid lip service to the troops, but he was a coward and suspected he would last five minutes tops in a training camp. Things were going well for him, and he knew it.

There was one problem though: he liked consensual sex for the purpose of procreation. In the Empire, that was a major offense. In fact, if a thought police heard the mention of a consy in a community, the entire area would be quarantined within a 50 mile radius. Even the word “consensual” was banned because it implied that humans had freedom of choice. The teepees didn’t fuck around when it came to the issue of suspected consies.

Manly knew that his whistle was clean, though. He was the official Gay on Gay Alliance (GGA) ambassador for Fat Cock and received every award available at the school in Traditional Gay Sex classes. In fact, not only had he aced the classes with flying colors, his works were considered official canon by major scholars in the field already. At the end of the summer, he would be going to New Boston, Mississippi to study under the leading scholar of homosex studies in the world: Fanny Nutsack. A Lesbian Studies expert, Nutsack led the Trad Gay movement before it was officially state-sanctioned and convinced the donors at her college to establish the first Traditional Gay Sex Studies department in the nation, the Sappho School of Historical Queerness. Manly would study under the best and brightest minds, and he knew it. The sneaking suspicion that someone would call his bluff terrified him though.

No matter. This summer would be fun. Some of his buddies were in town and they were sure to have a grand old time. Even though gay sex made him feel sick, he had to admit that no one knows how to handle a cock and balls like a dude. One friend in particular, John Nosack, really knew how to work a phallus. Having years of experience since infancy, John could suck a mean cock. Milo II legalized pedophilia in 2763 under the Nambla Decrees, and young guys like John were now mastering the art of fellatio. He also had an advantage because he lived by one principle alone: it’s not who you know, it’s who you blow.

2 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 14:11

Plus, [child swimsuits] had recently released a hit new sim that was popular among people everywhere: Dick and Shorty. Depicting an elderly, alcoholic pedophile and a nerd that children and the feeble minded alike could point and laugh at, the show received great ratings. Anyone with a full-body VR suit could act out the role of Dick’s verbal abuse on both the giving and receiving end. Manly especially enjoyed the romantic elements where Dick would briefly glance at Shorty and vice versa in loving ways.

It was 6:35 pm exactly when Manly turned on his Reality Simuset to perform the newest episode of Dick and Shorty. At 6:37, he received a text that caught his attention.

II

“Get your twink ass over here ;)” from an unknown number. Manly was skeptical of the source, but the phrasing sounded familiar.

“Who’s this cuteboy?? (kiss emoji)”

“You know me and my tight little ass very well”

“Ooooohhhh, naughty naughty ;)”

“You wanna come over to my place?”

“Who is this again?”

“It’s Hairy. I mean Harry… silly me”

“Oooooo, let’s re-enact homecoming again you dirt dobbler”

“Sounds good to me. Meet me at Xanadu at 10. And bring those nice little chaps I bought you”

“Sure thing sugar balls. See you then ;)”

Manly took his Simuset helmet off and chucked it across the room. Fake water and fish flooded his apartment as his Virtuquarium simulated a real break in its hardware. Damn they’re meticulous with those things, Manly thought. His mind quickly darted to a more pressing matter: Xanadu.

God he hated that place. His secret nickname for it was Ass Blast Central. All people do there is fuck each other against their will. He secretly loathed it. As a TGS scholar though, the history of the place peaked his curiosity.

Xanadu was founded in 2054 as the first urban country club where members could buttfuck their friends and clients without their wives knowing about it. As the institution of marriage slowly faded away, however, it turned into more of an elite nightclub for rich men and their young butt sluts. Now it exclusively serves the well to do, young and old.

None of it really mattered to Manly though. He just wanted to stay at home and simulate true love. Fuck it, he muttered, I’ll go. He had a reputation to uphold.

3 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 14:12

III

At 9:50, Manly stepped out of his apartment building and hailed a cab. As soon as he sat down in the back seat, he yelled “to the gayest place on Earth, and step on it.” The cab driver slowly turned around to reveal a white bandana over his face and released a moan. In a perverse re-enactment of the Kennedy assassination, the driver’s head exploded. Chunks of brain and coagulated blood hit Manly’s face and landed in his mouth. Before he knew what happened, a large black dildo connected with his head and rendered him unconscious.

IV

Manly’s eyelids fluttered. He couldn’t move anything but his head and neck. A flood light blinded him.

“Where the fu-”

A pink blur slapped him across the face. He knew those ridges from somewhere.

“Hcchou will speek when speeken to, darlen!” yelled a familiar voice with a vaguely exotic accent.

Oh shit, Manly thought. It’s Genghis.

Genghis Muhammad was one of Manly’s former classmates at Fat Cock. A Bengali prince of considerable wealth, Genghis had made a name for himself at FC for spending considerable sums on his white lovers. Manly remembered that he even bought his friend Matt a lambo in exchange for a handjob. Although Genghis had won friends with money, one thing had irked him throughout his career at Fat Cock: Manly had refused to rape him. Genghis begged and pleaded with Manly to rape him, sometimes hitting Manly with a ridged, silicone buttplug in the shape of the prophet Mohammed’s head. The efforts were fruitless though.

Genghis repulsed Manly. He had weird bumps on his butt that made Manly think he had anal herpes. More importantly, Genghis had an obscene face. All the kids at Fat Cock joked that his brood father had tried to put him back into the vat when he was an infant at the Palestinian clone lab. Regardless of the circumstances, the man was horrifying.

“Now darlen you have no choice but to plug my brown hole!” Genghis said as he raised his androgyburka over his exposed anus and pointed it toward his predator and prey. Manly accepted his fate as Genghis awkwardly waddled toward him. All of the sudden, the light flickered off, leaving the two near lovers in dark silence. Awestruck, Manly would both praise and regret the next couple of minutes for years to come.

4 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 14:16

V

“In the name of Allah!” the thick accent pierced the silence.

Manly heard a physical struggle and what he believed was the sound of handcuffs snapping shut.

The lights turned on suddenly. It took Manly a moment to adjust his eyes to his surroundings.

Two white and black blurs slowly turned into men dressed in black tuxedos bedazzled with glitter. Clones of the WASP-145 variety, the men immediately struck Manly as thought police.

“What happened here?” one of the agents asked.

“He tried to rape me.” Manly said.

“Did he injure you beyond normal sexual protocols?” Agent 1 asked.

“No.” Manly said.

“What flashed through your mind as he tried to pounce on you?” Agent 2 interjected.

“I thought that he could’ve just asked me for it.”

Manly knew he was dead meat before the agents blew tranq powder up his nose.

Fuck me, Manly thought as he drifted into unconsciousness.

VI

A wave of cold woke Manly from his sleep. He was dripping wet and strapped to a chair.

Manly quickly made notes of his surroundings. Big solid metal door, cast iron table, meat-hooks on the walls, rainbow colored dildo.

Manly knew exactly where he was. The teepees brought him to the Manhattan Edugaytion Center for Concentrated Analplay. MECCA for short, the institution was notorious for converting consies into bonafide rapists. In the consy newsletters that Manly had read in seedy clubs, many stories talk about their friends who went to MECCA. They never came back with anything but rape on their minds.

The door slammed open. An old man dressed in a white lab coat carried rubber gloves in one hand and a three-foot long silicone arm and fist in the other hand.

“Hello Mr. Richards. You can probably guess where you are.”

Manly averted his gaze and stared at the floor.

“No matter. We can either do this the hard way or the harder way. In either scenario, you’re going to be mercilessly fucked until you love rape of your own accord.”

For the first time in his life, Manly stood up for himself.

“I will never love rape! Give me romance or give me death!”

5 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 14:17

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GNU

1 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-25 03:25

With a twinkle in his eye and a skip in his step, RMS slammed his sky-blue Chevette's rusted-out car door and turned on heel toward the MIT Zoo entrance. Today was a Sunday, and RMS had decided the daily stresses of Free Software, the GPL, and his crazy drug-smoking habits could go away for just one afternoon while he enjoyed the zoo.

"That'll be twenty-five dollars, sir," the lady at the admission booth said glumly. She looked at RMS expectantly.

"I was expecting this zoo to be Free," RMS stated loudly, eyes darting around to gauge onlookers' reactions. There were none: RMS's capital F had went unnoticed. "Can you ensure me that this money will not help fund..."

The admissions lady cut him off. "Twenty-five dollars, or twenty bucks with a Bawls can," the lady cut in.

With a grumble and shake of his beard, RMS handed over twenty five of his hard-earned dollars. Considering that the GPL works to unemploy programmers, one must wonder where this money came from.

By evening, RMS found himself in front of the penguin exhibit. He felt himself start to sweat, which would have been no surprise-his thick, full, grizzly beard was worth a thousand down comforters-except that he was wearing only a pair of nylon biking shorts and a travel pack around his waist. He stared at his hands. What was wrong?

"Awk" a nearby bird squawked. RMS wheeled in the direction the screech had come from. He was met with the steely, unfeeling stares of a penguin. "Awk! Ooooh God, the penguin said awk... Lord, lord lord, it's GNU/Linux. The penguin is Tux!!!" RMS blurted out. He felt dizzy, and cold sweat now washed over his brittle, hairy chest. He looked this way and that. From nearby a bird again squawked.

"Awk! Awk! Awwwwk!!!"

RMS ran as fast as his atrophied hippie-programmer legs could carry him, right through a gate and into an exhibit. He realized what he had done, and before he could turn around, he heard a low, ominous sound. Like the Devil's riding mower.

"Moooooooooooooooo!"

RMS gasped and darted his eyes around him as he stood deathly still.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

RMS was standing in the Gnu section, and it seemed these bull yaks were in rut and ready to mate with the first hairy thing with a hole in its center they found. Bad luck for RMS and his beard. Just then he felt cloven hooves push him down, and the world became fuzzy. RMS blacked out and remembered no more.

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Dr. Torvalds sharpened his knife to make a point. "You are not to take a single step forward without my approval, RMS." His cock quivered, and he felt the pain in his penis. "I will not allow you to do this." He felt his cock throb, and he heard a loud thud as it was struck by the knife.

"I have spoken to you, and I have told you that you are to be punished for your actions." The pain in his cock was unbearable. "I have spoken to DJB, and he has advised me that I am to be executed."

"RMS, I am sorry." The nylon tights on his pants were pulled down.

"I am not sorry." He felt his cock twitch, and he felt a sudden rush of hot, sticky cum from the tip of his penis. He was so wet, and he felt the cold steel of the knife thrust into his balls.

"I am sorry." The knife was still in his ass.

"I am sorry." He felt the hot, sticky cum from his cock slide into his ass.

"I am sorry."

6 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-05 21:36

Blue penis

7 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 23:36

Black penis

8 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 10:53

free/libre penis

9 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 18:08

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Penis,
is in fact, GNU/Penis, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Penis.
Penis is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Penis", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Penis, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Penis is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Penis is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Penis added, or GNU/Penis. All the so-called "Penis"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Penis.

10 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 16:27

GNU with Penis added

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VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3]

1 Name: VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 3] 2015-09-13 14:42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayonese

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960 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 11:02

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_anal_sex

961 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 17:50

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermidine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermine

962 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 23:49

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookshelf_Symbol_7

963 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-09 19:52

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scissor_(gladiator)

964 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 11:03

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollock_dagger

965 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 12:01

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermine

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If you are high, you must bump this thread.

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 07:42

I can't believe my fucking threads going back to 2009 sequentially all got deleted. I was up to about 6 or 7 of them.

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212 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-12 18:23

1001. Capture a dandelion in one piece.

213 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-16 08:58

high on cheap rum LAMO

214 Name: VIPPER 2019-08-24 22:16

Put out the Amazon rainforest wildfires by use of nuclear weapons. You heard it here first.

215 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-13 23:36

Man, imagine if you married some classical hippie bitch and you just spent your lives together doing dumb shit and drugs. The idyllic dream

216 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 00:51

Ice, ice, baby

217 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 05:17

As a high man let me state on the most enlightened plane of man: FUCK my roommate, he’s a square and has a retarded!!

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[NAUGHTY] Confess your sins!

1 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 09:50

The idea of this thread is simple:

Anonymously confess the sins that weigh down on your heart; your secret doings, your bad habits.

If you haven't been very naughty, you can reply to other people's posts, but please don't make off-topic replies or zero-effort remarks, because that is a deadly sin.

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72 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 09:18

>>71
So do I.

73 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 10:22

Quoted by: >>74

>>71
Look, this thread is for naughty things.

74 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 12:45

>>73
world wide web

75 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-11 03:18

I drank all of the pickle juice.

76 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 02:55

I never bump that one thread every time I visit for the first time every day

77 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 02:57

Bump

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[COMICS] What are you readening? [MANGA]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-03 13:46

Currently reading:
Vinland Saga
Akagi
Kaiji

Considering:
Naki no Ryuu
Strongest Legend Kurosawa part 2

Share andcare ITT please!

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64 Name: VIPPER 2018-11-19 16:28

Quoted by: >>66

https://mangadex.org/title/26963/shinobuna-chiyo-chan

65 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 16:01

Chainsawman is way too good to be in Weekly Jump.

66 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 16:24

>>64
I wish I had a girl shave her pussy for me.

67 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-09 20:24

Quoted by: >>69

I didn't expect Shimeji Simulation to be quite this good.

68 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-11 14:17

https://mangadex.org/title/16542/blue-giant

69 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-11 14:57

>>67
100/10

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