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If you are high, you must bump this thread.

473 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-07 21:41

>>472
Shit man... I'm so high I thought lewdly in the wrong thread

474 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-08 22:25

it doobie like dat dough

475 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-22 23:20

Pardon me for what I'm about to do to your breakfast cereals

476 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-23 02:50

I am not high and I posted here. I have broken multiple rules and law enforcement can't catch me.

477 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-24 09:20

no rules broken. if you are high and dont post here then the rule is broken

478 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-24 20:08

i'm high but i won't post here

479 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-24 22:04

u just did tho

480 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-25 11:45

480 is the new 420

481 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-27 11:24

Reefer Sutherland

482 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-27 20:06

Getting high off grinder scrapings and listening to obscure Venetian Snares singles

483 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-27 20:44

Quoted by: >>484

getting high off a dozen roaches listening to mc hammer

484 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-28 09:21

>>483
That's why we pray

485 Name: VIPPER 2023-07-28 22:40

nigga thats why i prey on the roaches like a mantis

486 Name: VIPPER 2023-08-05 16:08

I think you'll find my suicide bombing vest is also bulletproof!

487 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-01 09:21

Adam / Brian Basset

ADAM NEWMAN : "LOOK. I LIKE STAYING HOME WITH THE KIDS. IT'S JUST THAT..."

LAURA NEWMAN : "NO! YOU LIKE NOT COMMUTING TO AN OFFICE. YOU'VE NEVER REALLY ENJOYED BEING HOME WITH THE KIDS!"

ADAM NEWMAN : "THAT'S NOT SO!! I THINK YOU'VE FORGOTTEN JUST HOW EXHAUSTING, FRUSTRATING, AND UNREWARDING IT IS BEING AROUND LITTLE ONES ALL DAY."

LAURA NEWMAN : "NO I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN!

YOU DESCRIBED PERFECTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORK FOR MY BOSS."

488 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-10 23:31

cont

ADAM NEWMAN : "LOOK. I LIKE BEING A FULL TIME KID. IT'S JUST VIDEO GAMES, CHEETOS AND DORITOES FOR ME"

LAURA NEWMAN : "NO! YOU CAN'T BE A CHILD HONEY WE ALREADY HAVE CHILDREN!"

ADAM NEWMAN : "I THINK YOU'VE FORGOTTEN JUST HOW EXHAUSTING, FRUSTRATING, AND UNREWARDING GAMING IS, MAKES SENSE 'CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY HOBBIES OTHER THAN COOKING CLEANING AND MAKIN ME AND THE GAN SANDWICHES."

LAURA NEWMAN : "NO I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN!

I NEVER KNEW BECAUSE IM NOT A GLAZEY EYED PLASTER FACED ZOOMER GAMER!."

489 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-04 15:45

I've reached the floating point

490 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-14 23:18

Having smoked the worst uncontaminated cannabis product in existence, I'm high in the mildest possible way -- qualitatively not unlike that of a 13 year old having his/her first toke of ditch weed with a friend and said friend's big brother, using an unfiltered waterfall bong made out of a store brand soda bottle. And in Satan's name it beats being stone cold sober this time of the week

491 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-16 22:36

man you probably never smoked out of a pipe known as satans anus. man the highest ive ever been

492 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-20 01:25

your mother

493 Name: VIPPER 2023-10-23 23:11

smoked and mirrored

494 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-02 03:33

wew lad

495 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-03 14:56

Hiding my nutsack in a fruitbasket where the keister bunny won't find

496 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-16 20:08

far out, mannnnnnn

497 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-16 21:39

Cluckity cluck, went the chucklefuck.
Cluckity cluck.

498 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-16 22:30

soooo fReeEk!n hoOi d00d ahAwhaw haw haw Haw hAwhaw haw Haw Haw

499 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-18 02:43

smoke smoke smoke smoke weeed everyday

500 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-19 02:43

im on a seaweed diet. i see weed i smoke it

501 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-21 18:59

I'm soo fickin high right now

502 Name: VIPPEUR 2023-12-23 19:08

Zut, I over-compressed the image... Standby for christmas

503 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-24 13:20

Fully stacked stall fuck

504 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-28 00:14

hippoporkamus steak

505 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-28 00:44

rollit light it smoke it

506 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-28 08:24

im drink dose that count?

507 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-28 11:08

only if the drink was smokeding

508 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-28 12:48

man the joke i had was so funny when i thought about it, but trying to post itt makes it wordy or not amusing

509 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-28 22:54

i got a joke. why are joints healthy? cuz he drank a lotta milk.
HAHAHA

510 Name: VIPPER 2023-12-29 02:27

i did math ham feta cheez guys. i am so high im in orbit

511 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-01 09:34

Quoted by: >>512

on trial for programming a chess computer to cheat

512 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-01 10:02

>>511
were anally inserted devices involved?

513 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-01 23:09

I took 3-MMC, amphetamine and a little cocaine! I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow!

514 Name: dude 2024-01-02 15:34

weed

515 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-02 20:59

4-MMC bump

516 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-03 11:32

doob weed

517 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-03 23:21

weed

518 Name: VIPPER 2024-01-04 23:43

so hie that i think im a minion biedoobiedoobiedoobiedoobiedoobie

519 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-06 18:03

Relationship ended with imaginary girlfriend
New best friend is strain of weed with a four-part highly abstracted name

520 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-06 18:56

imaginary name mary jaaaane

521 Name: VIPPER 2024-02-28 19:49

my thoughts are augmented

522 Name: VIPPER 2024-03-10 12:37

to be fair, what i forgot wasn't all that good to begin with

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