>>503
the spirit lives among us

It was some kind of spy/assassin thriller. I was part of a cohort trying to assassinatr some really old man for some reason. The setting was unclear but I think it was supposed to be an american military base in europe.

The heist was going to be to murder him at the top of this large, old stone tower thing that was a tourist attraction. Me and a couple others befrjended him early on and then we were helping him slowly make it to the top, since the way was kind of treacherous. It seemed like he knew what was up, but was fully accepting of it and genuinely glad for the company and how respectful we seemed to be about doing this to him. As we went, everybody involved started getting cold feet about killing this guy, especialy since I don't think any of us knew why we were doing it. The most stoic/resolute one as we got toward the top was this tall jacked dude, he was sort of the Jigen of the group.

When we reached the overlook at the top, heavy rain started coming down and we had to shelter the old man as we moved out onto this platform thing. By this point assassin morale was shot. The big guy, I'll call him Jigen for now, subtly pulled me to the side and said "I don't want to do it anymore." I agreed wholeheartedly, but then the first twist dropped. He told me to take some of the other flaky guys and go back because he was going to kill the old man himself. He said to just be ready the next day.

Now we were all stressed about being part of this crime, worried for the old man and walking back down toward the town. On the way back to where my apartment was this dog was fucking another dog and he looked at me and telepathically said, "shit's crazy right?"

"What?" I asked, and the talking dog repeated himself. We conversed for a while, mostly about the assassination and how worried we were about the whole situation. He said some encouraging words that I don't remember while smoking a stick of stir fry meat/vegetables. At the end, I started walking back to my domicile and said "thanks, Talking Dog!"

BUT THEN there was a cutscene, an out of body look back to the stone tower. The talking dog had a fucking wire, he was a plant from the Army and he'd just gotten enough of a confession out of us to arrest/kill at least me if not several others. A sniper on the tower started firing these little tracker tracer things in a wide square around the point where the talking dog had talked to us--I started stressing out hardcore because I realized this was probably the area they'd start searching for us, and everyone knew our faces and possibly heard us hanging out with this stupid fucking dog.

Cut back to me, I think the next day, and I stealthed over to Jigen's spot. He was cooking a shitton of empanadas on a skillet. He clowned me for ratting, roughed me up while I tried to explain, but eventually forgave me. We were planning how to succeed at the assassination given the extremely hot operating zone when I woke up.

Less detailed dreams last night included my tomboy gf violently sitting on my face, and this strange segment attached to the assassin dream where I was also Charlie Brown. Overall very fun and exciting sequences to be part of, and I didn't go over it in detail but the setpieces throughout were gorgeous. 8.5/10

Dream #692 "The Big Floppa"

I had completed my supplies so i went out to drive my way into shopping. I arrived at the local superstore because i needed foods and supplies moreover i wanted to look at the new clothes and accessories. Upon arriving i parked near the giant pond resembling a lake however there were only a couple cars because it was night and a man sitting at the dock with his bike beside him. he was kind of in my way so i decided to greet him. I told him how much i like bikes and am deciding to go green. We ended up talking minutes on end about different bike parts and how they effect the speed and ride until all of a sudden we heard a light flop on the water. we both looked an it was a big shark whale about the size of a car. it was splishing and floppin about in an adorable way. We were both in awe wowwing at the sight. Then the whale shark slowly slithered through the water and got close opening its mouth. The biker looked and me and jumped into its mouth. I then awoke from this non sexual wet dream.

the best dreams are those where you know the task of putting them into words is insurmountable

Chaotic dreams again.Fragments of memories of everything from my life and my day mixed into rapidly flashing and fading sequences of randomness. I keep getting these dreams that just take me everywhere at once recently. Can I dream in parallel?

>>503
he kindly wants you to do better

I dreamedened I was in a weird facility that dealt with various kinds of molecular and bioengineerical sciences. It was like a sci-fi structure with one main room in the middle and two smaller ones on the sides inside a bunker, and the two side room shad smaller rooms like laboratories with big open glass sectiones connected to the elaborately greebled grey structure beneath.
I rummaged through stuff until the supervisor or some authoritative older man told me off.
Then I went to hang with negro footballers in the champions league for a bit, telling them how much I like the sport and such. One looked like Pogba. This was really weird. I never have dreams like this

>>511
link bot dreams of links?

went to a sweet shop looking for salted licorice, the nice lady didn't have any.
when I realized I was dreaming, I was all like fuck walking, let's fly around. so i did

hadded a dreme I accidentally made a bunch of posts on this website containing nothing but random numbers. even though I apologized for my retardation, capey blocked me from SAOVQ, instead redirecting me to a certain other website, because as he explained to me my numbers were a secret code for his girlfriend's name, which is "Melissa Mednes"

I was running around at night with the tomboy gf. She was drunk, and I was trying to navigate our way back to our apartment. After wandering for a while we were in the yard of a large apartment building that wasn't ours--the tomboy didn't realize this, and boldly opened the front door. She didn't process that the actual owner of the apartment was in there and terrified, so I had to quickly and stealthily lead her back out the front door. As soon as we closed the door again we made a break for it.

Other antics in the dream included stealing a mail LLV together, running from the USPS and the police, and a drunken standoff against our pursuers outside of a gas station. I forget what the conclusion was but I think we were winning them over with talk no jutsu.

I discovered a 9th-century BC corpse and I wanted to sell it for two million dollars. I entrusted my girlfriend (as in a friend who is a girl) with doing so on my behalf, but she only managed to sell a tiny piece of the corpse's tooth for 100$ before a janny named Herg blocked my account on the website where we were trying to sell it. (The dream itself was much more interesting and dramatic than I described it here, and for just the tiniest moment after I woke up I thought it was real. Unfortunately I don't remember enough details to give the full picture.)

just remembered a yume, of myself and some other lad retreating away from a raid on our enemies, hiding behind a smokescreen

Dreamt I was in this skeevy cyberpunky dump of an apartment, trying to cut a deal to sell some contraband to an equally skeevy guy... several illegal weapons... and a fake corpse of Elon Musk that I was trying to get him to buy at a discount because "this model was made 10 years ago and he doesn't look like that any more".

Me and my friend stole an ambulance and he was driving it so sloppily and fast that we would bump into, and break, road signs and other shit. We then became couriers for a local crime gang in the hope that they'll protect us from speeding charges. This plan made perfect sense in the dream, though not so much in The world of the Awoken.

I dreamt I was moving house, and for some reason someone's cute tomboy cousin was also there helping or something like that. My mouth and cheeks were stuffed with yesterday's chocolate and I was picking out great big lumps of it with my hands, compromising my knack for words at first. She was joking with me that it'd be a good idea to get my heavy stereo speakers out of the third-floor apartment by throwing them off the balcony where the freshly-fallen first snow would cushion their impact. We both had an irreverent laugh.

a cute, nude blonde asked me to scratch her back but, like, in a lewd way

I've had multiple dreams recently about moving into a new house, but it is all really weird. The last dream was first me looking at this bog house in the countryside that had at least 10 stoves in the kitchen floor spread all over the place like it was an industrial kitchen but was executed like someone was hoarding. It also had a large farm animal "tarp tub" kind of contraction that you use to soak and clean large farm animals but for the owners of the house, and they did not live on a farm or have animals. The woman of the house walked down naked from the kitchen floor to show me how it worked (she was in her late 50s or so and her tits and vagina were flapjacks but her butt was somehow still very nice). Afterwards I was in a moving truck with my father who complained about automatic transmission being weird as he was helping me move stuff into the house. The car was driving all over the street as he could not seem to make it stop, but could reverse and turn it around. Then I walked around the neighbourhood and saw the Goldeneye-museum again (which I have seen in a previous dream), but since I was trying to find my in-dream girlfriend/wife I knew I had no time for it, so instead I attended a local shibainu grooming competition because I somehow knew if I did she would show up, and she did. We looked at the doges for a bit but it was all really weird as it was right next to a huge waterfall and people had to traverse the river to get rated and pet the doges. Then somehow up I woke.

Was watching the production of a Blutengel music video that involved a giant Baphomet puppet. Then got on the computer and some EULA terms popped up but instead of being text to read it was read out loud in a Darth Vader voice.

Ihas a dream that my legs flip turned upside down and started spinning at high rotary humming bird wing speeds. I was *soysoysoysoy*ing down the street and even saw my friend doing it! he said he was on his was to zimbabwe so i was like cool dude! im going north norweigia. And thus a new way of transport was created. Moreover it was so legit we only needed to eat to fuel hyper-torpic rotary legs. It was, how they say, going green to the finest. When i awoke i had peed myself

some guy slaughtering live sheep while talking about how Taylor Swift's latest song is actually about a girl asking another girl for permission to lick her asshole

I got a superpower that allowed me to safely and painlessly land after every jump, so I used it to repeatedly jump off the fifth story of a high-rise building. Why? I don't know. I am 100% certain there was some rationale behind it in the yume, but I don't remember it.

aah, fall dreams. entirely normal. many people get them at some occasion

i dremtid i climbed into a pick up truck with extra long about ten foot walls. i used the metal bars lining the sides as leverage. little knowing there were no bars inside when i got there i was stuck. waited a couple hours until some guy started the car and went driving. all the while i was calling my friend to get me out an with phone inhand i started to knock on the peek window and the guy saw and parked the car, then i woke

Dreamed I was wandering around a big supermarket parking lot and there were a bunch of those metal wire shelves set up outside. Each item on the shelves was something I'd forgotten for an inordinately long time in my fridge/cupboards, ranging from "hey, this is still edible" (salty hot dogs) to "throw this away without even opening the tupperware/ziplock bag because this has clearly turned into putrid sludge" (and also "raisin bread, why the hell is there raisin bread, I don't even like raisin bread?")

raisin bread? oh dude, no. raisin bread is a telltale sign of being gay. you might become gay soon

>>531
I'm not even a frog tho

the dream opened like a garage hanger door rising on a giant water ship however it was eye level with the ocean surface, moreover it wasnt a jet. it was a odd trapezoidal triangular submarine like that new meme car. and yea it did have a gasoline motor. The documents said it had a hundred gallon tank and could traverse one whole ocean in a full fuel up thanks to its fuel efficient inverse fan motor. its view resembled a giant tarnished coin on the water surface. it was only able to go an estimate of 100 meters under water at most. this was a top secret shallow water high speed submarine. it was a view of a orange blue sunrise and i was cruising this thing around borders of uninhabited lands and enjoying flora and fauna i had never seen before. it was amazing seeing some sea critters to the sides of the cockpit window. it was such a viewtiful dream

I ordered a chocolate and strawberry ice cream from a particular company. But, in the real world, the company actually makes ketchup.

Dreamed I was wandering around a big backyard with a broken fence first thing in the morning, looking at the sunrise-lit clouds in the sky and thinking "I should practice painting those clouds, why do I never do that?" Then the sky turned all cloudy and overcast and I was like "Oh, that's why, this always happens." Then an annoying neighbor came by and started talking to me through the holes in the fence, and told me about some thing that was supposed to help me quit smoking to which I replied "Thanks, but I never smoked in the first place."

i dreamed i was at the gates of a water park and the guy asked me for a ticket i didnt have while giving me a bag of tickets he seemingly collected from entree folk. i took the bag. threw all the tickets in the air and walked in. i enjoyed some of pools and talked to some people and left. upon leavin the big muscular life guard said id better leave and mever come back cause the park manager was looking for me

Dreamt I was fighting a small alligator (maybe a baby?) in front of a cheap motel that kept biting me and holding me down, at one point rolling me into the road where I worried about getting run over, but no one came by. Eventually adrenaline raged out and ripped its whole snout off, then woke up just as I was going to assess how bad the bite damages were.

crikey

I dreamed i went into a pawn shop and got to the front desk where they had a lon horizontal assortment of watches in a glass case and i found this watch that had the day the date and a number from 1-365 for which day of the year it was on. very unique as watches dont have that. i told the cashier wow this is a beauty. He then gave it another look and said idk how this got here. its a speedmaster (some wierd luxury brand from my dream) he keeped googling at it some more and i told him its a quartz though and while he was looking i realized there was no price tag on the watch. i knew they would drive the price up to sky-rocket proportions. then i awoke

something about a fully clothed guy with glasses at a swimming competition near Hawaii getting his leg stuck in seaweed and dying of a cardiac arrest but then resurrecting

there was a vulnerability on SAOVQ that let everyone see the IP of the last user who uploaded an image by posting a specific regex; capey made it impossible to post on the site in response

awkward dream of a dutch oven in a dublin apartment that smelt of brrnt dingleberries and cooked gophers. had to evacuate everyone as the truck came to put out the flames there were on fumes. fumes so gnarly that everyone in sniff.jpg vicinity passed out cartoon style. their eyes went boing, rolled inside their head *ding* as they fell into sleep

Dreamt that the tomboy was laying on top of me with her sizeable ass rubbing my dick. She said "pull on my nipples REALLY HARD, like, REALLY hard, okay??" I worked to fulfill her request, and she was about to cum from the aggressive nipple devastation when I awoke. Obviously this dream means that I'm going into withdrawal symptoms and am in dire need for another tomboy sex bender

Dreamt that the tomgorl was laying on top of me with his sizeable dick rubbing my squish. he said "hold my dick REALLY HARD, like, REALLY hard, okay??" I worked to fulfill his request, and he was about to cum from the aggressive destroy dick devastation when I awoke. Obviously this dream means that I'm going into withdrawal symptoms and am in dire need for another tomgorl sex bender

I had a dream that I was in a RPG like scenario where my party was myself, Naruto, Vega/Bison from Street Fighter II, and Daniel Bryan with a poopy diaper on.

I was part of some kind of future pirate band. It was unclear at times whether we were space pirates or just water pirates on one planet in some kind of space/intergalactic sci fi setting We got called in by Reuental from LOGH, who was in charge of another pirate group, to visit an island base that they had taken over. Upon sailing there though we found out that everyone there was dead in gory ways, and all that was left were Mass Effect-esque zombies and crawly-aliens. In the following shootout, we got some exposition that Reuental had betrayed the pirates somehow, and that we had the strength to ally and stop him before but now that was fucked for some reason. We fled to our boats and were sailing to go find other surviving pirate groups or fight Reuental or something.

I awoke briefly, and after jerking off to pics of my gf and falling asleep again I found myself in what seemed to be a co-op variant of the same dream. Very similar events happened in the same order, but now the gf was also present and also a member of our pirates. The shootout section was a little more stressful that time around, because I was trying to coordinate the other pirates' movements while also trying to keep her by getting murked by monsters. The end of the dream lasted a little longer this time, and we were actually approaching a large mountain-like island on our boats and discussing the plan to kill Reuental when I awoke. Overall strong 9/10 dream, the worldbuilding and settings were super fun and fleshed out and the dream logic was easy enough to follow along with.

I was out on a date at a bar with the tomboy. It was some kind of venue, with a stage and some musicians setting up to play. There was a second room which was some kind of forest scene I think? I remember sitting and getting handsy on some grass near a tiny waterfall.

At some point the tomboy was being replaced by several other people who make me horny, but dream logic said that these different people were also still her somehow. I was apprehensive at one point about cheating when she turned into a specific girl, but the strong dream-assumption that it was still actually the tomboy won out and we did a lot of horny shit in that forest room.

We went over to the bar/stage side again to get drinks. They had a giant rack of cake slices at the register, and we both thought about getting one. I specifically wanted a red velvet cake. I asked for one, and took a couple bites from it before the container it was kept in toppled out of my hand and it splattered on the ground. I asked the attendant if I could actually buy another, and started grabbing up the fallen cake with my hands. I confided in the possibly-not-tomboy that I wouldn't buy another because of how unbelievably dry the cake I was grabbing was. It was like shoveling handfuls of dry soil. We escaped back toward the stage.

By this point, the tomboy had shifted again into an actual boy. I was incredibly horny at this point from getting teased by so many hot people, and I was contemplating whether or not the tomboy-boy could take my penis in her (his?) current form. I awoke after the boy version ran around like naruto while singing part of one of the anime's theme songs.

Had a dream that SAoVQ has a really active Facebook group devoted entirely to the sexual harassment of Shii. Then Airskadt posted something about how sexual harassment of Shii is getting stale and everyone stopped posting immediately, having been overcome by shame.

I was driving around late at night and made it into the parking lot of a large Target. As I was walking inside a mustang with tinted windows pulled into the lot. I realized soon after that the driver was my hot goth friend from high school. When she noticed me she waved and jumped out of the car.

I asked her what the fuck she was doing this far across the country in a Target parking lot at 3:25 am. She replied "I'm high as shit man," and we entered the store together with her hanging onto my arm. I remember having a brief moment of apprehension that looking out for my stoned companion might look weird to onlookers, but I quickly decided fuck em and went on with it.

Somewhere around here the dream morphed into me playing music at a bar with some of my friends. We had the first song figured out but we were all still busy setting up our gear. I think we had just managed to start playing when things changed again.

I woke up briefly and upon going back to bed I was strolling around a grocery store with two of my good friends. One pointed out a crazy deal on beers. "Check it out man, only 2.99 for this pack." But I wanted to examine them closer, in case we weren't seeing something. One of the beers in each pack were covered in faded red prices, presumably other price cuts before it ended up on this bargain shelf. I couldn't tell what price was the actual one, although I did see one especially faded "22.99" price which I suspected was what my friend had seen.

The beer friend went to look in another aisle. My second friend was browsing beside me when a man sprinted up and got very close to him in the classic "I have a gun you don't see" posture. I pretended to ignore all this amd floated further away while a second man approached and told my friend they wanted to go shopping.

A tense few minutes passed. I'd slipped away so I could find a good opportunity to fight back, but I needed a weapon. I pretended to grab groceries, picking up a couple loaves of bread and some dairy, before finding a cooking pot aisle that was fucking stacked. I picked up a round, deep skillet with a very long handle, and I knew I wouldn't get a better chance than this.

They were over by the meat and fish now. I still flaked several times, waiting until they definitely didn't notice me or seemed to be looking my direction. Finally I gritted my teeth, dropped the fake groceries, quietly ran up, and swung full-force at the nearest robber's head with the skillet.

I missed once, I think, but he still ended up on the ground. He got out one confused "FUCK" before I went apeshit, smashing his head several times and striking his arm/torso a lot as well. The other assailant vanished at this point--it's unclear whether he fled the scene, or if the dream had lightly shifted for there to be one robber instead of two. Either way my buddy was safe and there was a crippled body nearby, so we ran oufside as fast as we could.

The parking lot was an idyllic scene. It was either sunrise or sunset. We wrapped around the side of the building and found trees on a road median that bore apples. We chomped on a couple and hung out before I said "wait, if the cops come it'll look pretty bad if we run. Maybe we should head back in." We deliberated a little further before finally deciding that was the best call.

On the way in, the tomboy pulled into the parking lot. My friend said, "you'd better watch out if she's wearing THAT to your date!" I turned and saw she was wearing an incredibly tight T-shirt that had a lot cut out of it to expose her muscular torso. I made a comical GULP sound when she approached, and she held hands with me as I filled her in on the situation. Shortly after, an attendant approached me and said "could we talk in the back for a minute?" I was about to comply when I realized the body of the robber had disappeared. This made me briefly go lucid, and I got very meta about the situation. I was paranoid that this would lead to a shift in the dream if I went with this man, and that it was trying to go sour. I didn't want to abandon my friend or the tomboy, but I figured that they'd be safe and happy IRL anyway so there wasn't a real downside in just voluntarily waking up right then and there. I flipped the store attendant off and bailed out.

Overall a very involved night of dreaming. Each setting was very well-crafted, the simulations of my peers were sturdy and believable, and the generally happy endings to each sequence of dreams was a pleasant change of pace. I'll give this anthology of dreams an 8.5/10

Had a dream i was in a partying scenario with ryu/ken from street fighter alpha 3, monkey d. loofy doing yoga, and megaman inflating like a giant blueberry

The girl in the first post is a woman in her thirties now.

Jews cause problems wherever they go. They support and promote each other and then become too powerful. They use mind tricks, they steal, they cheat. And when anyone has a problem with any of this, they whine about anti-semetism. Witness how they constantly bitch about the Holocaust. And then go and murder the Palestinians. (not all Jews are like this - but most of them are)

i had a dream jews and palestinians got what they want and coexisted in peace

had a dream I was trying to look at some pictures on my computer but the image viewer would corrupt the images or crash with an error like "image's outline¹ exceeds image's height¹"