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[NAUGHTY] Confess your sins!

1 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 09:50
The idea of this thread is simple:

Anonymously confess the sins that weigh down on your heart; your secret doings, your bad habits.

If you haven't been very naughty, you can reply to other people's posts, but please don't make off-topic replies or zero-effort remarks, because that is a deadly sin.
2 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 12:52
I pick my nose and wipe the boogers off on the underside of the desk.
3 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 13:40
I lick the inside of the bag of popcorn after I finish eating it.
4 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 15:06
Something inappropriate that can also be mildly humorouse.
5 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 17:54
I thought that Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne movie wasn't that bad.
6 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 18:00
I pick my nose and eat it
7 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 03:16
I sometimes eat fast food 2 or 3 days in a row. Not for every meal, of course.
8 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 21:32
I keep a blanket over the seat of this chair, because sometimes my bare ass leaves a poop mark when I'm sitting naked at the computer fapping.
The blanket also doubles as a cum rag in said situation.
9 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 04:49
I rigged a regional online contest sorta thing, and won lots of prizes I didn't deserve...
10 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 23:15
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What contest? Or if not what sort of sweet booty did you plunder?
11 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-27 23:04
Sometimes I don't bump the 'Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!' thread.
12 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-31 04:13
I've stolen girlfriends before
13 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-31 17:26
The vending machine last week gave me two packs of poptarts instead of one. I took them both.
14 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 03:12
I say gg when it was a bg.
15 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 04:17
I masturbated twice last night.
16 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 05:15

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17 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 05:18
Now that is just too sinful, >>16. Please only enjoy nice vanilla yuri Yama no Susume.
18 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 07:04
I had HOT GAY SEX with five people at the public hot tub in my grandma's apartment complex.
19 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 14:14

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20 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 15:49
>>16
I need the link
21 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 15:54

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22 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-04 03:14
I sometimes post lame puns.
23 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-04 14:00
I skip my run because some mornings my joints ache and I would rather be wrapped up in a blanket drinking coffee and reading.

I forgot to brush my teeth before bed last night.

I am probably going to eat meat sometime during lent, because it is easier just to eat what the girlfriend cooks instead of asking her to change her life for my religion.

I don't really love her. During sex I think about anime girls.

Basically I lack discipline, self control, and moral fortitude.
24 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-04 14:20
I'm touching my penis through my pajama pants right now.
25 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-04 23:08
I cheated on my long distance girlfriend, got tired of the new girl and broke up with her with the excuse that I felt too guilty. A few weeks later, now I'm cheating with somebody else. Without a condom.
26 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 01:21
I cheated on my anime girlfriend with another anime girl.
27 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 17:49

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28 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 19:28

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29 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 02:42
I was rude to someone who seems to like me.
30 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 17:14
Whenever I see a name or word ending in "J" I am compelled to read it backwards and see if it makes more sense that way.
31 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 20:37
>>30
J(´ー`)し
32 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 21:50
>>31
That ends in し.
33 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 03:59
>>32
し(´ー`)J <you think your so smart huh?
34 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 04:01
Sometimes I bump the 'Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!' thread before bumping other threads.
35 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 04:14
The sin is in the implied 'I sometimes don't'.
36 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 16:56
I cum on my chair and don't mop it up.
37 Name: としあき 2016-02-12 15:44
本文なし
38 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 10:21
>>37
How despicable!
39 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 14:52
>>38
I read this in Daffy Duck's voice.
40 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 01:15
I want to have sex with a cute girl.

I want to insert into her while feeling her soft and smooth and warm and delicious naked skin. I want to smell her soft skin and bury my face between her tits and ass. I want to momi her thighs as I insert into her.
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 03:06
>>40
So you are saying that your only sin is making bad posts that are not about actual sins and more about normal healthy reactions to kawaii girls?
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 05:44
>>40
Wanting to have great sex is far from a sin!
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 10:04
Its a sin if her breasts are not flat.
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 13:21
I didn't have a Valentine.
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 13:28
>>40
But would it be anal?
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 16:32
>>41
>>42
But these are unpure thoughts about a pure girl.

>>45
Anything related to insertion of the delicious kind.
47 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 17:44
>>46
There's no such thing as a pure girl, nor such a thing as impure penetration of a kawaii girl.
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 21:21
>>47
Well, ok then.
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 21:30
I kicked me dog when I was 9 or 10 and I still feel guilty about it more than 10 years later and 8 years after he died.
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 21:36
I chickened out of a fight at a, uh, popular beef bowl restaurant.
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 21:38
I eviscerate the proletariat.
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 16:11
I pick my nose and leave the booger on my desk.
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 18:39
I pick my nose and leave the booger under other people's desks.
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 20:23
I pick my nose and eat it too.
55 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 21:02
I pick my nose, leave the booger under other people's desks, and while they're not looking, eat their desks.
56 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 22:34
I tell people on the Internet about my poop.
57 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-24 05:04
I used to vote for Trump all the time, but then he said that one politically incorrect thing and that was it, man. How could I keep voting for him after that? No way, I just wouldn't be able to remain intellectually honest. I had to stop voting for Trump cold turkey. Now I'm a CruzMissile. I vote for Cruz every day. Cruz is the only Clear Consistent Credible Capable Certified Courageously Classy Confident Cuban Conservative Christian Constitutionalist Can-do Candidate from the Cold Cloudy Cannabis Capital City of Canada Called Calgary.

If you disagree, then you're a JIDF shill on the wrong side of memestory. Just look at all the hip Cruz memes. There's that one shirtless pic of Cruz where he has all the cool tattoos, and there's that other pic where he's driving while holding a gun, and I'm sure there are other Cruz memes on the deep web…many believe Cruz was the photographer at Rubio's bubble party. There's no solid evidence that he wasn't, so it's obvious he was the one taking the pics while Chris Christie ate loudly in the background which made Ben Carson wake from his nap and notice JEB playing russian roulette while Carly Fiorina fingerbanged herself until she squirted all over Rand Paul's new khaki pants causing him to spill his plate of spaghetti on a white polo shirt he'd borrowed from his father.

So let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Ted Cruz isn't qualified to be meme president. He has at least two memes, maybe three. Ted Cruz is undertaking an effort to change memes, to make memes more dank than ever before. So let's dispel with this fiction that Ted Cruz doesn't know what memes are. He knows exactly what memes are. and here's the bottom line. This notion that Ted Cruz doesn't have any memes…
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-24 17:03
I eat other people's food without asking, to the point where they purposely don't eat it.
59 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 14:21
I scratch my balls and smell my fingers at work.
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 21:21
When I wake up with an erection and have to piss I end up pissing in the sink. Which normally isn't a big thing, but I sneezed today and ended up spraying piss on this weird bag thing my sister keeps on the sink with a bunch of brushes and tubes of things in it. I tried to wash it off and then told her I knocked it into the sink when I was washing my hands.
61 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 21:25
>>60
you should smear your cum on those things

cum lives for a few hours after ejaculation

she could get pregnant with your child
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 00:28
>>61
why would you do that
63 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 05:15
>>63
To impregnate your sister. Is that not your goal in life?
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 05:18
>>63
Then why would you not just get her drunk and have sex with her when she is passed out? That seems like it would be a lot more enjoyable.
65 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 06:13
>>64
I would rather have my sister immaculately conceive.
66 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 06:24
I perhaps have unconsciously participated in the practice of magic.

I have jucked off.

I told people they were wrong sometimes.
67 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 09:02
The first time i jerked off, i thought i invented it, and i was going to sell vhs tapes like those workout programs on how to jackoff and get rich.
68 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 13:50
When I saw the post talking about Megumin, I read it as Megaman and found the mental images rather humorous.
69 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 12:13
When I finish with a tea bag, sometimes I stick it between my ass cheeks for a while.
70 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 22:45
I fart loudly and proudly in public.
71 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 04:33
I day dream about the genocide of jews sometimes. I think about dragging them from their home, dousing them in gas and setting them on fire. Crushing their children's heads with a baseball bat. Castrating the men and cutting the tits off the women.
72 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 09:18
>>71
So do I.
73 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 10:22
>>71
Look, this thread is for naughty things.
74 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 12:45
>>73
world wide web
75 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-11 03:18
I drank all of the pickle juice.
76 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 02:55
I never bump that one thread every time I visit for the first time every day
77 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-14 02:57
Bump
78 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 23:06
dicks out for Harambe
79 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 23:39
I'm Jewish
80 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-19 02:28
I still laugh at PINGAS
81 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-19 22:02
Even when I can safely jaywalk, I hit the crosswalk button as I go in order to lightly inconvenience oncoming cars.
82 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-21 08:55
I sometimes write "Electronically yours" instead of "Thank you" before my signature in responses to emails that I don't care much about
83 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-22 17:00
>>82
I deliberately put "Manly thanks" or "Kind retards" sometimes
84 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-21 04:44
I'm addicted to gay furry porn
85 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-21 15:29
I've been nutting during November
86 Name: (((Worst Cult Group Members))) 2019-11-26 16:30
I forcibly convert all ethnicities/diasporas worldwide to (((Hijra Globalism))); (((Cultural Marxism))); (((Maoism Communism Socialism))); and/or (((Jihadi Islamism)))! I forcibly open all borders/airports of all countries worldwide!
87 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-26 19:17
>>81
There is a special place in hell for you.
88 Name: Worst Cult Group Members 2019-11-27 09:06
Consider yourselves luckier you are neither a Tangalized non-Tangalog ethnic, nor born an ethnic Tangalog.
89 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-03 23:19
>>86
Christianity is quite literally a cult of Judaism.

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