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1 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-15 12:42

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2 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-15 13:58
What is the most preferrable way to present her the D?
3 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-15 14:26

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4 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-15 15:11
That is when, not what, you silly dinosour.

When will you return to normle?
5 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-15 23:16

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6 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 00:02
When will Berserk be done?
7 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 00:37

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8 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 12:05
Where can I find The King Gay Experience?
9 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 12:10

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10 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 13:11
What do you think about the guinea pigs?
11 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 13:08

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12 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 16:33
Creatine or keratine?
13 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-27 23:12

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14 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-27 23:12
How do I set up a diablo 2 lod private server?
15 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-28 00:06

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16 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-31 17:43
Why hasn't MAMA-san restored the lost threads yet, VIPsaurus?
17 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-01 01:09

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18 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-02 13:21
Does Donald Trump have secret moments of existential self-doubt?
19 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-02 16:24

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20 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-02 20:47
Do you support eating poo-poo?
21 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-02 21:09

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22 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-04 18:13
What happened to the dinosaur?
23 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-04 22:43

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24 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-05 11:55
Will Africans go DEEPAH?
25 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-22 21:25

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26 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-23 13:06
Whatever happened to VIPdactyl?
27 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-23 18:23

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28 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-23 18:58
Who cares about Africa?
29 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-23 19:15

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30 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-23 20:33
Are robots autistic?
31 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-23 23:11

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32 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-25 18:00
How do dinosaurs have sex?
33 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-25 19:59

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34 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-26 12:08
Why do dinosaurs have sex?
35 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-26 14:15

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36 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-26 15:23
Are you not afraid of Dino-AIDS?
37 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-27 11:54

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38 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-27 12:13
How do like the taste of my cock, you slut?
39 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-27 13:04

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40 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-27 13:56
ARE you a nigger?
41 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-27 16:44

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42 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-27 18:22
So you just sunbathe a lot?
43 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-29 13:07
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44 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-29 14:13
Did you see a ninja pass by?
45 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-29 18:42

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46 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-30 10:35
Which one is the traitor among us?
47 Name: VIPPER 2017-09-30 12:35

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48 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-01 15:36
Is it normal for people to tell you that 40 hours a week is lazy or do I live in a town full of workaholics?
49 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-01 16:47

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50 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-02 23:56
What is a good measure of quality?
51 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-03 18:36

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52 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-03 18:46
What was the motive of the Las Vegas shooter who shot over 600 people a couple days ago?
53 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-03 20:18

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54 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-03 23:10
Are the murder of crows your bros?
55 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-05 16:23

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56 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-05 18:30
Why can't I cum during sex?
57 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-06 15:28

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58 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-07 01:26
Dammit VIPsaurus, why is your dick so small then?
59 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-07 22:24

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60 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-08 01:09
Does it hurt when you pee?
61 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-08 01:24

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62 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-08 01:37
Say, what's that M stand for?
63 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-09 17:47

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64 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-10 13:39
What is your relationship to the tablecat?
65 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-10 23:51

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66 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-16 17:16
When will the next civil war begin?
67 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-16 17:21

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68 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-17 01:03
How do I unclog my bathroom sink?
69 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-20 16:47

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70 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-21 09:45
HEY VIPSAURUS YOU ASSHOLE
SAY SOMETHIN VIP!
71 Name: VIPPER 2017-10-21 20:03

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72 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-01 16:34
Who's a cute widdly doinosaur?
73 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-01 19:46
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74 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-01 21:38
How can I sleep through traffic noise?
75 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-01 23:42
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76 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-03 14:07

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77 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-07 17:09
How do you maintain your natural sheen?
78 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-07 17:12

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79 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-08 01:37
How do you skip questions?
80 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-09 17:16
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81 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-09 18:12
How do I squish soft?
82 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-09 22:32

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83 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-10 07:50
Where is Bob's Vegan?
84 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-14 03:26

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85 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-14 12:31
How can I scratch my head without scratching my head?
86 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-15 22:32

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87 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 02:47
How do you prevent your children from running about like raped apes?
88 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-16 12:19

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89 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-23 02:42
What does your ass taste like?
90 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-23 20:01

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91 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-24 14:23
How can I scratch my butthole without getting my finger dirty?
92 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-24 21:39

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93 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-24 22:15
How do I Get The Girl?
94 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-26 14:07

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95 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-26 19:47
Why are your legs so short?
96 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-26 21:24

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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

97 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-26 21:36
kek or lel?
98 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-26 21:43

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

99 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-27 01:01
Warcraft or Starcraft?
100 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-27 14:50

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Dune 2. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

101 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-27 23:02
Do you support the Butlerian Jihad?
102 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-28 08:13

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < We've got a heretic in here! Guards arrest >>101!
   \ <      └──────────
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

103 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-28 18:10
This is not a real question?
104 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-28 19:37

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NEXT. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

105 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 09:53
I fell out of a tree and hurt my leg, how do I fix it.
106 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 10:04

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Take it to the vet. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

107 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 10:30
How do I stick it in her pooper?
108 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 14:54

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Bearing all the hallmarks of grave inexperience. Do you even buttsex? 0/∞. NEXT!
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      \.\                     //
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          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

109 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 19:56
What the fuck are you trying to say? Give me VIPsaurus, imposter!
110 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-30 01:19

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < We are all VIPsaurus in our heart, NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

111 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-30 06:05
How do I poop it in her sticker?
112 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-02 15:42

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < YTP is typically a digital medium but I suggest placing the characters in compromising positions, using clashing colors and spelling out "PINGAS". NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

113 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-07 06:13
Does dork mean whale penis?
114 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-07 15:23

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Only in sperm whales. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

115 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-10 00:52
Why is poop stinky?
116 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-12 04:24

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Eat more scented marmalade. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

117 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-12 06:34
How do I get 20 dollars really fast
118 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-12 10:52

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Give me 19 and I'll turn them into 21. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

119 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 03:16
How to I suck dick more affectively
120 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 03:25

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Relax your wrists like they were your throat. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

121 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 15:46
How do I tell the difference between affect and effect?
122 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 23:55
>>121
you feel the effect of this post
this post has affected you
123 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-16 02:20
Who are you and what did you do to the dinosaur?
124 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-18 00:53

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < He tried to murder me!! I barely got out with my ears. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

125 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-18 01:13
SHIEET BRUH LIKE NIGGA YAAAH NIGGA BOONK GANG YUH MOFUCK NIGGA SHIET DICK BRUH LEOO NIGGA SHIEET BRUH ESKEDDIT?
126 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-18 02:20

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < And a passionate "foshizzle." NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

127 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-19 10:01
Yeet?
128 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-19 12:28

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Speak english, bitch. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

129 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-19 14:41
1337?
130 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-22 08:09

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Lame. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

131 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-22 19:27
Whence come your mighty post-destroying powers?
132 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-22 21:04

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  ( ´ー`)    < I have no fear. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

133 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-23 05:35
does penis
134 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-23 12:59

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  ( ´ー`)    < Yours doesn't. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

135 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-23 15:26
Z80 or 6502?
136 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-16 02:50

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Eighty of the protagonist of Zardoz surely beat whatever that other thing is. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

137 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-18 21:08
Does the penis truly shoot seeds?
138 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-02 00:20

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Yours doesn't. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

139 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-02 02:28
what kind of job should i try to get
140 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-02 16:27

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Work as a musician playing a trumpet, trombone, or tuba. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

141 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 10:13
What should I do with the small plant in my courtyard?
142 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 19:02

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Feed it, Seymour. NEXT!
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            \               /

143 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 19:43
what has happened to your bottom segments
144 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 19:48

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Some asshole fed them to a plant. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /

145 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-04 12:44
Why is "Kansas" pronounced "can-zes" but "Arkansas" is pronounced "ark-en-saw"?
146 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-04 17:49

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  ( ´ー`)    < Ghoti. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

147 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-10 19:57
How do I develop back-spikes like yours?
148 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-10 21:27

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Grind them off so they grow back stronger. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

149 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-11 00:20
How do I eat a 40 calorie shotgun WITHOUT accidentally shooting myself?
150 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-11 02:22

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Discharge it down your pie-hole deliberately. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

151 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-11 17:31
How to end world JEWry forever?
152 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-12 07:09
When will my reflection show who I am inside?
153 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 05:47

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Re-watch Zardoz until it comes to you. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

154 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 14:32
Chinese food or Japanese food?
155 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 15:38

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No thanks I'm full. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

156 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 16:12
What is the ideal spot on the train during rush hour?
157 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 16:41

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < In a palanquin. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

158 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 19:36
Why did this site hack me and initiate unauthorized payments?
159 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 20:25

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < You've gotta pay your damned dues! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

160 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-15 03:51
Gaymen' or hymen?
161 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-15 04:26

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Seamen. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

162 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-15 19:37
AHHHHHG
163 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-16 21:32

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < AUUUUUUGHHHHHGHHHHH!!!!! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

164 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-16 22:04
Did you enjoy the Fudgey Filly battle?
165 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 02:48

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I'm a vanilla man, personally. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

166 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 08:14
Once you think of me you'll no longer be me. What am I?
167 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 16:03

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < A riddle. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

168 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 19:17
Is there any way to surpass the paywall?
169 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 22:05

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Reunification. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

170 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-18 04:51
What if a ghost gives me anal?
171 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-19 04:03

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Don't worry about it, you won't even feel it. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

172 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-19 15:30
Is there a place where I can freely be a weeb without having to deal with other weebs?
173 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-19 20:17

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Gensokyo. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

174 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-21 01:55
Should I equip the horse penis?
175 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-21 22:32

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Only if you've got high STR. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

176 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-22 21:52
Can I pat your brow, VIPsaurus?
177 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-22 22:45

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ,' 3 )    < ......... NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

178 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-23 20:13
Do you like great butts or great tits?
179 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-23 20:33

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Yes. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

180 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 18:03
Pepsiman or Kikkoman?
181 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 19:16

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

182 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 19:53
Nig or pig?
183 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 21:39

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < A tropical oinkment. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

184 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-28 15:50
What sort of crotchgoblin would pick Kender as a playable race?
185 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-28 16:34

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < A beta kobold. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

186 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-07 04:45
What's your opinion on Rapetosaurus?
187 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-07 10:58

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < He a gud boi. He dindu nuffink. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

188 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-11 15:45
What's your opinion on Grigori Rasputin?
189 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-11 21:34

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < If I as lucky as him, I wouldn't be stuck here answering a question about my opinions on Grigori Rasputin. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

190 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 00:32
What's your opinion on Eliza?
191 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 04:03

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Tell me more about what's your opinion on Eliza.. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

192 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-09 18:01
What's your opinion on woodchucks?
193 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-13 10:47

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < They can't actually chuck any wood. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

194 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-15 06:10
How do those legs support your body?
195 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-15 19:22

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Lifelong leg day, breh! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

196 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-21 17:24
Is Pluto a planet?
197 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-23 19:11

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < YES, and don't let ANYONE say otherwise!!! NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

198 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-02 13:50
Do you know the Oracle of Delphi?
199 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-03 02:27

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I know Orca Silverware.
   \ <      └──────────
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

200 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-03 16:39
Do you ever have lewd thoughts?
201 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-04 10:05

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Only in the missionary position. NEXT!
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

202 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-04 19:02
How does missionary work out with stumpy dino-limbs?
203 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-04 23:19

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Surprisingly well, all things considered... NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

204 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-05 06:02
Do you believe it is possible to overcome low self esteem?
205 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-05 08:58

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Only if you're not a born loser. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

206 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-05 12:12
Do you actually like that comic strip?
207 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-06 02:27

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I only like what I like. NEXT!
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          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

208 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-06 03:11
What is the end goal of mass immigration?
209 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-06 03:55

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < to take the best and brightest from the third world so they never become better countries. NEXT!
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          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

210 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-08 12:51
Which was the best Bond movie?
211 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-08 14:51

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < On Her Majesty's Secret Service. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

212 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-08 19:13
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to make His way home?
213 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-08 19:53

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < All I wanna do is have some fun. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

214 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-08 20:46
Hug me.
215 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-09 02:26

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Fortunately for me, my legs are too short to do that. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

216 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-09 03:05
How many knuckles or joints can you crack?
217 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-09 16:59

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Crack is a dangerous and illegal drug. Just say no.
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

218 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 00:01
Who will be elected as president of the United States in 2020?
219 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 00:24

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Did you hear me say "NEXT!"? .No you didn't, wait for your turn. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

220 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 06:21
What should I ask the Vipsaurus?
221 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 09:51

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Any question. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

222 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 21:22
Any question?
223 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 22:12

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Why are we still here? Just to NEXT!?
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

224 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-11 18:33
Are you enjoying the sports ball?
225 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-18 16:04

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I wasn't even invited. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

226 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-20 18:43
In the minds of the main mattering men is the speed up before the slow down all in the art of the artiface?
227 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-21 11:24

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Fluff it good. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

228 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-21 13:16
Can I do the damn thing?
229 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-21 13:23

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < You tackle the Thing That Couldn't Be Done, and you couldn't do it. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

230 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-28 22:37
If Aerosmith were on an asteroid, how would be even breath if there is no air on mars?
231 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-28 23:09

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < By loving it up 'til you hit the ground. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

232 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-29 02:21
What doth life?
233 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-29 05:56

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < A bare bodkin. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

234 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-29 22:31
How do you getthe words in the bubbles?
235 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-30 17:44

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Ship in a bottle. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

236 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-31 05:14
what is a A bare bodkin?
237 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-01 14:36

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < An exposed estoc. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

238 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-02 14:44
Should I break up with my girlfriend?
239 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-02 14:59

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Unless she has a penis yes. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

240 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-03 14:44
So I broke up with my girlfriend. What do?
241 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-03 21:24

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Bone the cute girl in the hard nipple dream. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

242 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-04 07:06
What's a good scifi book I can read?
243 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-04 13:25

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

244 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-04 17:51
Parles-tu français?
245 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-04 21:05

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Sí. Das Frans estas bonita. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

246 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-04 21:46
What game should I play next?
247 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-05 15:20

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Endless Legend is free this weekend. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

248 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-25 08:13
How do I unfuck?
249 Name: VIPPER 2018-08-25 11:47

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Carefully remove the pelvic proboscis from its target orifice, then apologize to the recipient and offer it some tea. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

250 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 08:04
How does THAC0 work?
251 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 09:12

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Roleplay misses as hits on armour etc. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

252 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-28 10:03
How do I restore my lost SAN points?
253 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-29 22:47

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Stout drink and lewd company. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

254 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-30 01:20
Wherefore the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see?
255 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-30 02:37

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Acute senses and a peanut-sized brain. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

256 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-30 20:04
How do you go for a smooch with a soft girl?
257 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-31 21:59

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Buff CHA and DEX before making the attempt.
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

258 Name: VIPPER 2019-01-31 22:47
How do I minmax my comeliness?
259 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 09:27

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Oh, comely.
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

260 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 13:18
Why does Japan attract so many people with the gay cock gene?
261 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 14:59

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < They're all petite and cute there, even the men.
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

262 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 17:35
Who's next?
263 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-08 22:22

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Epic Rap Battles of History! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

264 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 06:50
I love you, do you love me?
265 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-14 15:03

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NO! NO GOD, PLEASE NO! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

266 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 02:04
You kiss my mother with that mouth?
267 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-15 15:00

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I hatched out of my egg a self-sufficient dinosaur, I'll have you know. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

268 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 10:43
Do you have four horns or is that hair in the middle?
269 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-16 12:28

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Ear, horns, ear. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

270 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 04:08
Why is your back covered in ears?
271 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-17 18:17

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Those are spikes. Know your PETSCII, noob. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

272 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-18 15:15
Which glyph represents the penis?
273 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-18 16:39

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < The inverted spade. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

274 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-19 04:10
Will I succeed in winning her heart?
275 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-19 12:31

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

276 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-19 17:43
Will I succeed in winning her liver?
277 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-19 20:28

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Only if you have the proper surgical equipment. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

278 Name: VIPPER 2019-02-21 09:27
Was Zardoz right?
279 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-09 13:32

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Click your heels thrice, Dorothy, for Kansas is going bye-bye. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

280 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 20:27
Are you on a drug?
281 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 19:37

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Perhaps. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

282 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:26
Would you fuck a nun?
283 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 16:58

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Should if I could. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

284 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 19:55
Would you fuck a gun?
285 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 17:46

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Big Bertha, absolutely. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

286 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-28 20:21
should I return to shore or swim back out to sea?
287 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-28 20:45

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Float your way to the opposite shore. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

288 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 07:30
can we bring back the old days again?
289 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 08:38

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Those days are long past. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

290 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 13:14
Do you have any chill summer 24/7 relaxed jazzy chill summer vibes for me to chill and listen to?
291 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 20:11

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
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292 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 01:45
Should I snort some coke?
293 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 05:14

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294 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 16:53
I snorted bepis and now my nostrils hurt. What do I do?
295 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 17:00

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  ( ´ー`)    < Snort cocaine to numb the pain. NEXT!
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296 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 17:16
MY NOSE IS BLEEDING AND I AM LOSING CONSC
297 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 18:35

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  ( ´ー`)    < Bröblem sölved xD xD NEXT!
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298 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 18:39
Why do so many extinct Cenozoic animals have nicknames that sound like monsters from someone's shitty D&D campaign?
299 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-04 13:58

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300 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-04 17:50
Is there Mega Man penis?
301 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-04 18:55

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302 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 14:37
Should I fuck this?
303 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 15:14

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304 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 02:36
Would you rather get a good handjob from your grandma or a bad handjob from your grandma?
305 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 21:31

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  ( ´ー`)    < Naughty bad. NEXT!
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306 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-10 03:34
Is gay sex for fags?
307 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-10 10:22

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308 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 13:20
Do you want to habeeb?
309 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 04:26

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  ( ´ー`)    < I'm more of a Scully. NEXT!
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310 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 06:55
How do I get a girl to fart on my foreskin?
311 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 11:16

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  ( ´ー`)    < Try a diet of beans, broccoli and eggs. NEXT!
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312 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 09:59
How are you doing, VIPsaurus?
313 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 10:53

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  ( ´ー`)    < Foreskin's a little tight. NEXT!
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314 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-17 17:15
Do you have phimosis?
315 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-02 18:16

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316 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-02 18:37
Is there a California penal code hip-hop reference for three-one-six?
317 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-22 19:54
rawr
318 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-23 03:46

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319 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-23 12:16
фффффффффффффф
320 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-28 13:45

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321 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-28 19:00
Would you show me your tongue, o VIPsaurus most excellent?
322 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-05 04:11

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  ( ´ー`)    < I would, but I'm not good enough at ASCII art. NEXT!
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323 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 21:55
Put your butt inside mine!
324 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-08 10:17

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325 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 08:37
Is Donkey Kong a gorilla?
326 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 08:55

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  ( ´ー`)    < He was a child soldier in Zaire back in the day. NEXT!
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327 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-10 01:38
Are you subbed to PewDiePie?
328 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 15:47

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329 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-16 19:45
What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole?
330 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-16 19:54

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  ( ´ー`)    < The cloacal fin. NEXT!
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331 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-17 03:21
Fanciful Feldecarb Fountain flows full as fluttering fairies frolic fastidiously. Flick a farthing?
332 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-22 07:08

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  ( ´ー`)    < Fool, you have no farthing to flick! NEXT!
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