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101 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-27 23:02
Do you support the Butlerian Jihad?
102 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-28 08:13

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103 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-28 18:10
This is not a real question?
104 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-28 19:37

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105 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 09:53
I fell out of a tree and hurt my leg, how do I fix it.
106 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 10:04

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107 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 10:30
How do I stick it in her pooper?
108 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 14:54

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109 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-29 19:56
What the fuck are you trying to say? Give me VIPsaurus, imposter!
110 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-30 01:19

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111 Name: VIPPER 2017-11-30 06:05
How do I poop it in her sticker?
112 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-02 15:42

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113 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-07 06:13
Does dork mean whale penis?
114 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-07 15:23

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115 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-10 00:52
Why is poop stinky?
116 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-12 04:24

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117 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-12 06:34
How do I get 20 dollars really fast
118 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-12 10:52

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119 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 03:16
How to I suck dick more affectively
120 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 03:25

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121 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 15:46
How do I tell the difference between affect and effect?
122 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-15 23:55
>>121
you feel the effect of this post
this post has affected you
123 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-16 02:20
Who are you and what did you do to the dinosaur?
124 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-18 00:53

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125 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-18 01:13
SHIEET BRUH LIKE NIGGA YAAAH NIGGA BOONK GANG YUH MOFUCK NIGGA SHIET DICK BRUH LEOO NIGGA SHIEET BRUH ESKEDDIT?
126 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-18 02:20

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127 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-19 10:01
Yeet?
128 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-19 12:28

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129 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-19 14:41
1337?
130 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-22 08:09

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131 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-22 19:27
Whence come your mighty post-destroying powers?
132 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-22 21:04

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133 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-23 05:35
does penis
134 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-23 12:59

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135 Name: VIPPER 2017-12-23 15:26
Z80 or 6502?
136 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-16 02:50

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137 Name: VIPPER 2018-01-18 21:08
Does the penis truly shoot seeds?
138 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-02 00:20

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139 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-02 02:28
what kind of job should i try to get
140 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-02 16:27

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141 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 10:13
What should I do with the small plant in my courtyard?
142 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 19:02

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143 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 19:43
what has happened to your bottom segments
144 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-03 19:48

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145 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-04 12:44
Why is "Kansas" pronounced "can-zes" but "Arkansas" is pronounced "ark-en-saw"?
146 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-04 17:49

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147 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-10 19:57
How do I develop back-spikes like yours?
148 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-10 21:27

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149 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-11 00:20
How do I eat a 40 calorie shotgun WITHOUT accidentally shooting myself?
150 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-11 02:22

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151 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-11 17:31
How to end world JEWry forever?
152 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-12 07:09
When will my reflection show who I am inside?
153 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 05:47

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154 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-13 14:32
Chinese food or Japanese food?
155 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 15:38

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156 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 16:12
What is the ideal spot on the train during rush hour?
157 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 16:41

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158 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 19:36
Why did this site hack me and initiate unauthorized payments?
159 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-14 20:25

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160 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-15 03:51
Gaymen' or hymen?
161 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-15 04:26

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162 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-15 19:37
AHHHHHG
163 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-16 21:32

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164 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-16 22:04
Did you enjoy the Fudgey Filly battle?
165 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 02:48

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166 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 08:14
Once you think of me you'll no longer be me. What am I?
167 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 16:03

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168 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 19:17
Is there any way to surpass the paywall?
169 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-17 22:05

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170 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-18 04:51
What if a ghost gives me anal?
171 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-19 04:03

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172 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-19 15:30
Is there a place where I can freely be a weeb without having to deal with other weebs?
173 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-19 20:17

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174 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-21 01:55
Should I equip the horse penis?
175 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-21 22:32

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176 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-22 21:52
Can I pat your brow, VIPsaurus?
177 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-22 22:45

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178 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-23 20:13
Do you like great butts or great tits?
179 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-23 20:33

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180 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 18:03
Pepsiman or Kikkoman?
181 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 19:16

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182 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 19:53
Nig or pig?
183 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-27 21:39

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184 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-28 15:50
What sort of crotchgoblin would pick Kender as a playable race?
185 Name: VIPPER 2018-02-28 16:34

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186 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-07 04:45
What's your opinion on Rapetosaurus?
187 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-07 10:58

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188 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-11 15:45
What's your opinion on Grigori Rasputin?
189 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-11 21:34

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190 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 00:32
What's your opinion on Eliza?
191 Name: VIPPER 2018-03-12 04:03

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192 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-09 18:01
What's your opinion on woodchucks?
193 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-13 10:47

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194 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-15 06:10
How do those legs support your body?
195 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-15 19:22

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196 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-21 17:24
Is Pluto a planet?
197 Name: VIPPER 2018-04-23 19:11

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198 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-02 13:50
Do you know the Oracle of Delphi?
199 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-03 02:27

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200 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-03 16:39
Do you ever have lewd thoughts?

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