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361 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 13:01
Have you seen (or read) Moby Dick?
362 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 13:21

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363 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 14:38
How much rex would a t-rex tee, if a t-rex could tee rex?
364 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 16:23

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365 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 16:30
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen t-rex?
366 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 22:33

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367 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 10:48
Where do babies come from?
368 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 11:33

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369 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 13:41
Would a cocktail made from those liquids taste any good?
370 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 10:03

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371 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 11:44
Did Tom Cruise eat that placenter?
372 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 14:01

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373 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 10:54
Can you do the macarena?
374 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 11:37

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375 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 14:06
What's the hottest rhyme you can bust, then?
376 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-20 09:39

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377 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-21 09:52
Do you support the de-extinction of Homo Erectus?
378 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-22 13:45

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379 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-22 19:41
In what other ways is homosex like punk?
380 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-23 01:21
Would you suck dick for 1 billion dollars?
381 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-25 20:19

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382 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-01 18:40

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383 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-01 20:44

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384 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-01 23:21
Should I buy another cymbal or chill out?
385 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-02 02:17

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386 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-15 00:58
Why is W pronounced "double-u"?
387 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-15 07:46

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388 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-17 22:41
What fruit is a key going potty?
389 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-18 23:01

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390 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-19 00:38
Why do you have five spikes on your butt?
391 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 07:36

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392 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 07:38
Why do so many illegal pictures pop up on google when I search "こうもん"?
393 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 10:29

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394 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 23:35
VIPsaurus why is killing black people like saying the N-word?
395 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 23:38

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396 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-12 01:24
Would you fuck a Moomin?
397 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-12 13:54

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398 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-15 09:20
wich 2hu wud u fuk?
399 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-15 16:21

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400 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-15 20:47
What's blood for, if not for shedding?
401 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-16 05:28

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402 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-16 18:06
H. P. Lovecraft vs. Robert E. Howard?
403 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-16 18:21

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404 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-17 02:22
Who killed 4-ch?
405 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-17 04:25

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406 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-17 04:50
what's with your long neck?
407 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-20 17:44

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408 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-21 01:17
What happened to the lower part of your body?
409 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-21 02:30

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410 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-21 10:03
Is that a clutch of eggs you're sitting on?

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