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[VIDEO] [GAMES] Videogames of VIP Quality

60 Name: VIPPER 2019-04-03 20:46
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8 years of cutscenes and some boring-ass unexplained sword fights with some spiders or something, followed by some badly-VA'd anime dweebs on tutorial island, where none of the minigames are replayable, all of your failures apparently go on your permanent record, and there's a fucking footrace using the worst character controls and environment hitboxes ever designed by a sentient being. There was a cave full of miasma, I think, which won two awards from me: longest amount of time this game had my attention, and shortest amount of time a cave in a video game had my attention. Then fucking Daffy Duck turns up I think? Waffling some exposition bullshit in another cutscene in fucking Daffy Duck's voice, like do I take you seriously or not? I don't remember what was supposed to happen after that because I think the game literally told me to shut it off and go and do something else with my rapidly-waning time on this planet.

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