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73 Name: VIPPER 2018-07-10 00:52
HAHAHA

Why are Craianoatians so fucking deluded?
Why?
Their team has nothing
The team is literally just Modric+Rakitic. Thats it. No good strikers, mediocre defenders, an average goalkeeper, bad full backs. You've gotten this far because of luck (two easiest draws in the tournament, Argentina deciding to have the biggest collapse in their footballing history, Iceland basically already being eliminated, Nigeria being shit).

England have quality players in every position. How the fuck is your previous Modric going to do his little passes when he is being charged down by Lingard, Henderson and Walker? He will get destroyed. This isn't Russia or Denmark, there are no fucking Poloniumivevs or fucking Sorensens to offer no resistance (and still take you to penalties). This is the world cup semi finals.

Tiny teams, tiny countries, like Croatia DO NOT belong in world cup semi finals. England are going to put your pathetic country in its place. Your country is fucking nothing. Its a joke. Your biggest national achievement is that you committed horrific war crimes so that you could have a coastline, you are fucking nothing more than Eritrea in the Balkans, a pathetic country, with a laughable football history. Maybe when we fucking destroy you, 4 or 5 goals to nil you can go to your previous 'walled city' Dubrovnik and one of the British tourists who prop your shithole up will forget his plastic England flag at the cafe table, and you can take it then rip it up and pretend you are murdering a larger flags children (because you fucking war criminal cunts love murdering children).

Your countries entire football history has had maybe 4 good players, Modric, Rakitic, Srna and Suker, and you honestly believe that is enough? Literally any of our squad would be football heroes in Croatia, fucking Loftus Cheek and Welbeck would get into pretty much any Croatian team in history. Modric is shit, and tired, and will be easily overrun. You won't be able to fluke a third lucky win.

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