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379 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 13:42
I wanna stuff vibrating dildos into the butt and pussy of a cute tomboy and leave her taped to an office chair while I go out shopping for half an hour.
380 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 03:43
I had a friend who was obsessed with this shit. Used to be a nofuns bong who lurked /k/, then he started watching this >cuckime, and got obsessed with Mahjong. Then he was learning Japanese, started stalking this costhot on 4chan /fa/ (one of the most disgusting humans I have ever seen). Eventually they became real life friends. She let him watch her get choked out and fucked by her coked up boyfriend. They started cosplaying together. Then he discovered this thing called animegao, japanesefursuits basically. Then he stopped dressing up like anime girls and just dressed like a girl. I lost touch with him around the animegao shit but I would still see him occasionally on tumblr screenshots. He is probably dead or in some discord right now.
381 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 11:23
Everyone been wondering why Yonezu (last name) Kenshi (first name) is wearing the heeled shoes. In one of his interviews he said that once he dreamed a funeral. Everyone was sad, but suddenly someone in the first line started to whistle loudly, in a way that annoyed the other people. They all started to say that he wasn't respecting the dead person because he wasn't being in silent for him, but Kenshi knew that the man whistling was communicating with the dead one. That was their own unique way to recognize each other. Maybe the others will think you're crazy or something negative, but it won't change the love that the whistling man for his dead friend. Turns out that Kenshi got inspired by this dream so in the sing he wore heeled shoes, because he wants to let us know that he doesn't care what others say, it's his special way to express himself, because Kenshi was affected by High-functioning Autism that brought him to be smarter than the average, but he couldn't handle with social relationships, so he never had many friends since he was a kid and everyone made fun of him because his character, this made Kenshi very sad and from then on he started to hate himself because of his very uncommon name (in Japan there aren't many people that have Yonezu as last name and no one, but Yonezu Kenshi, is called Kenshi or the spelling is similar) he thought he was strange and weird, an uncommon person that shouldn't exist (in fact in Japan there is a very strong will to follow the mass, which means if the greater part of girls have bangs, then the girls without bangs will try to have them or if they remain what they are, they might be isolated because different from the rest of the population). But Kenshi to make us, fans, satisfied, he decided to collaborate with many people in the 2017 like the creators of MHA, DAOKO and Suda Masaki. He changed during his musical career, like the time he was still Hachi (ハチ) and he felt somehow lost in all of his fame, so he made this song wearing heeled shoes and then the next song, Flamingo, is very different from Lemon because many people started to listen and to know him after Lemon, but he wanted to know what they would think if Kenshi changed the rhythm and the kind, turns out that many of them were attracted by Lemon and they didn't like Flamingo, but they still subbed to Kenshi's YouTube channel. Thank you for reading all of this and as always, have a nice day :D
382 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 14:37
I doubt white Americans are blind to history’s clear lesson, for history teaches with unmistakable emphasis that appeasement but begets new and bloodier war. It points to no single instance where this end has justified that means, where appeasement has led to more than a sham peace. Like blackmail, it lays the basis for new and successively greater demands until, as in blackmail, violence becomes the only other alternative. Race relations in America are blackmail made manifest. Three generations of appeasing the niggers and violence is their reward.
383 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 02:05
Hello doomworld, I am a 28-year-old cumdumpster and I have been lurking since march of 2019. The following post is not copypasta, but rather, my entirely true story.

I am a idiot, and about six months ago, I started playing doom, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the game progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with DoomGuy. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.

So there you have it: I'm in love with Doom Guy. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. I know that, this being doomworld, you'll probably only respond to this with "tits or GTFO", "no wimminz on the Internets" and the like, but if anyone here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.
384 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 23:36
Women are all fake as fuck because they don't really care about anything but themselves. So when they get involved in shit like this it is not because they have real convictions based on internal logic and reasoned though, they are driven purely by ego and vanity. So in order to not instantly get called out by the other whores jockeying for social points they have to try hard as fuck to make other people think they actually care. Getting a light slap from a cop at some Nigs Shud Livs rally is literally their personal shoah that they will milk for attention and validation for the rest of their lives.

Understanding women is kind of like picking a up a beetle and looking underneath. It is a brief glimpse into the insanity and desperation of an inexperienced God.
385 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 18:23
We superior Frenchmen shine in everything related to arts : haute cuisine, haute couture, love making etc. We don't need to fight our wars because amerimutts are made for this. They fight and die for us while we drink our wine. Your kind is only good enough to crawl in the mud of Omaha Beach and fight world wars / vietnam / war on terror for us. We are superior.
386 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 22:39
If they were real nigger dopamine addicts they would take the neo-sinceritypill. Nothing sends the speds into a conniptions fit more than not playing their game. Guaranteed replies.
This board is filled with unironic wojack posters, I swear to God. Stop taking the bait you worthless mutts ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS TELLING YOU WHAT HE IS FUCKING DOING. It's like every single one of you has this compulsion to prove you are dumber than every other third world shitskin and retarded camwhore ogre on this board.
387 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 01:52
Not to get all conspiratorial, but does anyone find it suspicious that Jews liked selling dick-shaped, ejaculatory consumables like pickles that burst saltily in your mouth, or wine (that comes from a phallic vine) that comes from a dick-like bottle and that is also symbolic of consuming Jewish blood? (i.e. of letting Jewish blood into you)
The dill is very suggestive of dick hair.
388 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 15:55
Croatian girls are best honestly.

They are cute, friendly, not poisoned by nationalism, they like the way we speak and their pussies are brand new after first 2 inches.
389 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 17:59
I read a government based study that said that 97% of White women have half black children are single mothers. Maybe If you had listened to that "hick" family member then that wouldn't be you. Look you're the mother of a black child, that means you're now a part of the black experience and the black experience is that a mother raises her children alone. That's what happens most of the time and you have to accept that. Stop dating white men, it's not fair on them to expect them to clear up your mistakes. Stick to black men but honestly if most black men won't raise their own children then why the hell would they raise yours?You have to accept that your life isn't going to go the way you had hoped, you aren't going to get married. You won't have a lifelong love and you probably are gonna be all alone in your old age. These were YOUR life choices, stop expecting white men to save you from them.
390 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 07:52
A Request for Transferral of Omnipotence
Or The Prayer to end all Prayers
by C. J. Kim

Dear God.

I did not think it would have to come to this.

I have been praying to you since the early 2010s and yet Nothing has happened.

A handful of people have won the Powerball lottery but much to my chagrin, I was not one of these. Nobody (at least to my knowledge) has become 8 year old Finn McMillan. And nobody (again, at least to my knowledge) has been transported back to December 2009.
In other words, you have ignored every one of my prayers.

If you were going to ignore me then you could have at least given me a heads up. You could have alerted me to the fact that you weren't going to answer my prayers beforehand so that I wouldn't have wasted so much time praying to you. But instead of giving me a straightforward answer, you played the Ignoring Game. You chose to be silent. You had all of the world's information in your head and chose to play a childish game of hide-and-seek instead.

On 9 December 2019, a volcano erupted in White Island. 21 people are dead and many more are horrifically injured with painful and permanent burns over much of their bodies. The eruption occured in the afternoon during a time when tours on the island were operating at full swing. Why did you allow the volcano erupt during this time? As a loving God that cares for His creations, do you not think that it would have been far more humane if you had allowed the volcano to erupt at night when everyone was asleep?

This event, along with many others over the past few years leads me to think that you have neglected your duties and responsibilities as the holder of omnnipotent power over humans and of all life on Earth.

Deism is the belief that God created the Universe but does not actively interfere with it. I do not profess a belief in Deism... yet. However, your actions (or lack thereof) over the past few years is starting to make their arguments look rather attractive right now. My understanding of the Bible is that you chose to actively interfere with the lives of the ancient Semitic and Hamitic peoples who lived in centuries past. So why have you changed your mind now?

If you are reading this God (and if you are omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient then I assume you are) then Here is my offer to you. If you no longer desire to preside over your creations and wish to pass on the responsibility of omnipotence to someone else, then Let me be the first to step up to this role.

Hand over to me Thy Torch of Omnipotence and I shall take care of Thy creations. Give me Providence over every creature that creepeth upon the Earth, over the fowl that flyeth in the heavens, of beasts which cometh in kinds most splendid and wondrous, and of course, over that of Man, and I will wipe the tears from his eyes and tend to his needs. And above all, I will insure that his prayers will no longer go unanswered.

Thank you.

- Chaul Jhin Kim
391 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 13:10
theres so much happening here so fast i cannot process it all at once
balding so mohawk on back of head
middle aged man with dyed hair
obese
red dress shirt
improper tie knot
XXXL Leather Jacket (literally should not even be made in this size
covers obesity chin with gross ungroomed beard
classic cuck style of glasses frame

I could go on forever, so much packed tightly in there
392 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 14:51
Black men need to wake up and realize there is a silent war being waged on Black America. The white power structure in this country wants to eliminate Black people because of the threat they pose to white society. Think of Black Americans as the Saiyan race in Dragon ball. They are a warrior race that gets used by nefarious people to pillage and destroy planets, sound familiar? When you start putting all the pieces together it all makes cents.
393 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 14:53
I'm the pagan guy with the strawberries. I had 8 plants at this spot. One plant had 3 strawberries that were red and ready to be picked, the other hand a few green ones.
I came today and saw half the plant stems cut down, with the strawberries missing. And most of them were green.
This is a small forest park, we dont even have rabbits. We have probably 1 squirrel, and maybe someone's dog.
Would a squirel or a dog eat green strawberries and cut the stems?
Why would a human take green strawberries and cut most of the stems on purpose?
If it was a human wouldnt he just smash them all with his legs?

Would a dog or a cat come and out of all the plants in the park, start chewing on my leaves and stems? Or a bird.
You would think that with all the gypsies running around, bulgarians would be nice to each other, but no, they only exist to destroy and bring each other down.
That is why where they live everything falls apart.
I hope this nation gets replaced by fucking turks or niggers.
I will take the plants next week and root them on some mountain where no body can go. Bulgarians dont deserve to have anything growing near me. For them its only eating salt and dust and mold.
Id be fine if some rabbids or animals eat the strawberries in the mountains, i just want bulgarians to starve.

I'm the guy who made the thread yesterday bashing on west euros for being racist against us slavs, and you know what.
I WAS WRONG.
We actually are fucking savages
we actually are fucking worse then niggers and muslims.
If you can remember one thing from me, remember, bulgarian = scum savage
I hope the fucking gypsies and turks outbreed us, i TRULY do.
394 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 20:25
Brian Seiler
Brian Seiler
2 weeks ago
Corrections and Omissions:

Enoch wasn't some fantastic discovery from a single source. There are manuscripts of it in multiple different collections and it's a part of the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo church.

Gnostics weren't a sect of Christianity. The term "gnostic" is a label of convenience that we use these days to refer to a number of somewhat diverse texts and purported belief systems, largely because a guy who wrote a letter had a real mad on for them. Given their notions of secret knowledge they most likely represented an approach to Christianity that took the form of a mystery cult (like Freemasons or Scientologists). Early Christianity was quite a bit more diverse than you seem to be giving it credit for. Specifically, there was no orthodoxy of any sort. It basically started out with "Once upon a time there was this rad zombie," and derivative traditions kind of ran with it however they wanted to. The specific elements that made the zombie rad or even the general disposition of the zombie were pretty variable.
395 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 15:10
I have this Okada shirt and I've had sex while wearing it. It doesn't matter if you're a mark for whatever as long as you're a Male and either attractive, assertive, highly intelligent, rich or famous. Any one aspect is enough. Just be one, like how our Rainmaker is many, and you'll find success in life, simp.
396 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-16 15:50
Hercules was convinced when Zeus turned himself into a Bull and then raped a human woman.
397 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 23:58
dudes who are robot viruses, a girl has a far more chance of getting hiv, I.e. eazy e, magic Johnson got in trouble as a result etc. a girl knows how clean the penis is, because it doesn't require near as much cleaning as a pussy does. its filtration system is awesome, which is why girls love to suck dick and drink cum, its almost impossible to have unhealthy cum. cum is really healthy, and syphilis is something contracted by a girl's teeth, but its a lot easier to get hiv from a nasty girl's pussy so you guys out there be careful, in response to #3, or 4 I think. whatever, but this is the case.
398 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-20 17:36
I saw RMS in a store in Los Angeles during my vacation

I told him how great it was to meet him in person
but I didn't want to bother him and ask him for a picture
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
that took me by surprise and I could only say "huh?"
that's when I realized he wasn't buying
he was camping and had his sleeping bag in a corner
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
he had recently woken up and was looking for water to wash his beard with
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
followed him to his sleeping bag where he pulled a needle from his hobo bag
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
I asked him if it's true that he's a pedophile and that Epstein financed him
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
I told him that my daughter who's 11 yo loves Linux and wants to be like him when she grows up
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
oh, excuse me sir, I meant GNU/Linux
I asked him if he wanted to say hello to her for her birthday
"I'd just like to interject for a moment"
I take him to the apartment where we're staying
my daughter is delighted
Her smile disappears when Stallman approaches her
Smash Mouth's "All Star" starts playing
"I'd just like to erect for a moment"
pulls down his pants
an onion smell fills the room
My daughter screams and tries to escape but RMS grabs her and starts fucking her mouth
I start screaming and trying to get him off but he pushes me away effortlessly
RMS roars
"I'd just like to eject for a moment"
16 liters of smelly semen fill her mouth
his stomach explodes because too much semen
the room is filled with pink liquid: his guts (red) mixed with semen (white)
falls to one side and stops moving
I'm crying in a corner
RMS opens his librebooted ThinkPad T400s and Trisquel starts
opens an offline copy of How to Install Linux on a Dead Badger
puts the end of a USB cable up my dead daughter's nose
"I'd just like to resurrect for a moment"
I try to kick RMS out using a broom
breaks the broom easily with his enormous belly
without any more resources, I try to convince him to leave the apartment by lying to him that I have an Amazon Echo
he runs away scared and disgusted shouting "I'd just like to protect myself for a moment"
Put my daughter's body against my chest, cursing God and the universe
I see a message written in blood on the bathroom mirror
"it's all over now"
I pick up a toenail that RMS left
I remove all the poisonous mushrooms growing on it
I hold it close to my throat
I cut it off
blood isn't coming out fast enough
I hear the gentle voice of RMS in the distance
"I'd just like to infect for a moment"
I smile as the mold of his foot enters my bloodstream
I see RMS and my daughter in heaven
she holds his hand
I try to reach her
RMS stops me and tells me to say goodbye to each of them separately to "avoid any electronic inference" and winks
I don't think that's even a word
I hold my daughter's hand and try to get her away from him
RMS keeps interrupting me by yawning loudly
a hole opens in the clouds under my feet and I fall into hell
I make this thread from beyond the grave
399 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-20 18:24
You know when you are praying, and I mean deep talking to God shit, and you get that feeling inside of yourself that everything is connected, there is a greater purpose, and all things in the world serve a higher purpose?

Atheists don't have that. Instead they have have this cavernous emptiness inside of themselves. I think deep down they all know they are incomplete human beings and so they try to fill that emptiness with something else. A lot of atheists are fat, drug addicts, and/or sexual degenerates as if these carnal pleasures can some how fill the emptiness in their heart. But it never does and so they slowly drift out of control as they deeper and deeper into depravity to stave of the feelings of emptiness.

In Phil's case he filled that emptiness with fantasies and day dreams where he was the hero. The moral bastion, the invincible warrior, the speaker of truth. Only his limited capabilities could never EVER equal up to the fantasy world he used to escape reality. Even now that he has been kicked to the bottom and humiliated himself in ways that would break a normal man he still won't take a moment of self-awareness, shut his God damned mouth, and objectively examine his life.

AJ is everything CM Punk wants to be. Respected, talented, admired, and truly confident. The funny thing is AJ probably never thought to himself,
I want to become recognized as a moral bastion in a corrupt world
He just ended up like that by being a decent likeable person.
400 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-21 01:27
I guess it's pretty cringe that he rose to mega star status in the WWE when he wasn't supposed to even be there
I guess it's pretty cringe that he's one of the longest reigning world champions of all time
I guess it's pretty cringe that he's one of the most over people in the history of wrestling
I guess it's pretty cringe that he's the only wrestler Stone Cold said he was willing to come out of retirement for.
I guess its pretty cringe that to this day his name is still chanted through arenas across the globe
I guess it's pretty cringe that he told off Hunter and Vince to their face
I guess its pretty cringe that he managed to cross over to MMA and work Dana White into paying him a truck load of money and get on the main card TWICE
I guess it's pretty cringe that he gets paid to trash WWE on one of their own shows and Vince can't do a damn thing about it.
I guess it's pretty cringe that he gets to regularly bamg one of the most attractive and popular womens wrestlers of all time
I guess it's pretty cringe that he has more money than this entire board combined
I guess its pretty cringe that he's gotten to live out every dream he's had

Lmao every single one of you simps would cum inside your own mother just to live out half the life Punk has had
401 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-26 17:28
what do you wish to accomplish by calling me a weasel over and over again?? durr weasel!! durr weasel!
still hasn't explained why a so called "weasel" would insult itself and it's animal family. what would I have to gain? weasels wouldn't care, they are little needlessly aggressive bloodthirsty psychopaths.
Fuck you.
Fuck your cringey ineffective insults. Thinking you can get to me with WEASEL???? hah... try again retard
if i had the choice i would rip the pathetic fuckin throat out of every little bitch like you and i would ENJOY every fuckin second of it your pathetic good for nothing brainlet life going to waste. I wouldn't stop until all of you are DEAD like your fuckin brain oh OOPS i mean brainLET.
well then WISE GUY are you gonna address my points or ya can't.
402 Name: Bismi Allah Al-Rahman Al-Raheem 2020-06-26 20:17
La ilaha illallah

save yourself from the wrath of Allah.

bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities

if you are sincere:

learn about tawheed and how to avoid shirk -> learn how to pray -> jihad for the sake of Allah
(see kitaab at tawheed)

if you commit shirk and then die, all of your deeds will be for nothing and you'll abide in hell for an eternity. one of the sins Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala will not forgive is shirk.

the definition of shirk is to associate partners will Allah. It is very dangerous in the sense that it is very easy to fall into.
403 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-27 00:33
It's okay but it's too rich to be eaten like chocolate.
What are you talking about you pseud? Do you eat regular chocolate like it's a main course.and reserve white chocolate for a dessert? Does it make you feel that good to use "rich" in a culinary sentence that you had to force some bullshit distinction in use that nobody has ever practiced in reality?
404 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-28 06:42
Stalin was a Person of Color from the Russian-occupied Islamic Ottoman territory of Georgia. Ergo, the so-called Holodomor in the Ukraine was a justified policy of vengeance against oppressive exploitative appropriative colonialist imperialist genocidal hegemonic privileged heteronormative cissexist fat-shaming rapist gamer white Ukrainian hellman’s mayo stains who should have checked their privilege and unpacked their invisible knapsack before it was too late. 7.5 million white people deserved death at the order of such a noble and heroic Person of Color as Joseph Stalin. Without a doubt, Stalin the PoC liberated the USSR from white filth, restoring social justice to dispossessed brown-skinned Indigenous Peoples everywhere. #killmayo #whiteprivilege #checkyourprivilege #trans #feminist #tucute #honkeycaust #mayojars #deconstructwhiteness #abolishwhiteness
405 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-29 13:52
There's literally nothing wrong with being a cuck.

Think about it this way - just imagine how much of a chad one has to be to not give a fuck if they let another man fuck one of their women, or better yet, actually ENJOY and APPRECIATE watching how another man desires their woman.
Now compare that to a 'man' who gets uptight and upset over the mere though of another man fucking his woman. How pathetic is that?

If you were to visit the ultimate chads on planet Earth; Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Ill, Bin Laden, Genghis Khan, General Aladeen and were welcomed with open arms, they would absolutely let you fuck one of their harem. Why? Because they have so many women in their lives and are so in control that they do not give a flying fuck. Being cool with cuckoldry is chad af. I bet you they actually enjoyed watching their beloved guests fucking one of their women. Much like how you all laugh watching a baby playing with the family dog in the middle of the living room.

Being upset and uncomfortable with the concept of cuckoldry actually shows how insecure and deranged someone is. Imagine being bound by nature, religion, morals, honor - all of it is mere sentiment used as a weapon to keep the lemmings of this world in check. To ensure that no man has more power than those who guilt-trip him. Do you think a silverback gorilla gets married and gets sad watching the other gorillas fucking one of his females? An actual chad gorilla silverback would just laugh and shit himself whilst getting even more females.
When I'm an old man, I'm going to invite my young grandson over as a boy and force him to fuck my wife. It will be the ultimate display of dominance over him as he will remember it for the rest of his life. He will do this to future generations and so on... My dominance will essentially live on forever.

Cuckoldry is the patrician fetish. It is literally power over both your women and other men by making them fuck each other for your own amusement and sexual pleasure.
406 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 15:19
I knew a goth kid who tried to work this gimmick, claiming to be a shoot vampire. We were all high as fuck one day and I'd had enough of it and stuck a gun in his face. Guy cried like a bitch, ruined his mascara and we never saw him again. All I really remember is yelling "whats up dracula?" a bunch of times and jabbing him in the eye with the barrel
407 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-07 12:43
I would drop this disgusting impure traitor piece of shit if true. she could have settled for a homely, handsome "guy next door" type who would have been there with her through thick and thin, supporting her work and career with all the love in the world. Someone who's actually familiar with pro wrestling and the art of joshi and could always be there for her as he watch the show eagerly every week but instead she has to marry some Japanese meathead piece of shit.

In years to come she will know she's made a mistake. A big fucking mistake. And she'll realize it 3 years down the line when she's broken down and crying because she mad e the wrong choice when should could have been with someone who actually CARED and someone who actually KNOWS her and has been familiar with her work for YEARS. There's no way, aboslutely NO fucking way she can be truly happy right now. she had one chance at this and chose to sign off her pure status away for a miserable existence.

I'm honestly fucking done with her and every other joshi traitor who decides to get married especially without consulting the fans who've loved them for decades first. it's like years of trust being violated and disappearing in one fell swoop. No hints, no honest conversation with her fans, no signs of relationship, but then she decides to deal the death blow to all us, there's very little more evil than this and I hope reality hits her fast and hard and is merciless when she realizes what she did
408 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-09 00:20
Listen, you sicko pervert, I haven't touched her once. No kissing, no hand holding, no hugging, no anything. We shake hands in greeting, and one time she kissed me on the cheek and I told her she shouldn't for now. That's all. It's her that I'm in love with, not her body. If she turns 18 and decides she wants to continue like this, that's fine for as long as she wants. I just want to be with her and hope to marry her.

So I would appreciate it if you would refrain from letting your dirty minds get in the way when I make a simple lament about unable to get to the cheese. Which, by the way, I have since had a chance to do and it was delicious.
409 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-09 18:05
My wife fucked Ron in one of the pic relevant series videos. He’s a very kewl guy & I don’t believe the charges. He did his famous countdown & blasted a giant load on her. Awesome!
410 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-11 09:58
>>409
Is it bad that every time I read that my mind goes to Ron Weasley first of all
411 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-12 13:28
Sweetpea, you think I should be fired from AEW? Is this toxic, and massively incorrect, mentality what you’ve been brainwashed to believe & then hatefully regurgitate on command? You must get SO mad that AEW is actually moving the biz forward so it doesn’t die out, cupcake.

Sweetheart, since you’ve been force-fed all the answers to wrestling by your masters, I’m sure you’ll continue to fantasize how your toxic opinions are facts. My Twitter is for productive members of our online society. That excludes you, @bigwilliam12
.

Adios, BLOCKEDhead.

BMM
412 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-12 17:13
This second wave bullshit is pure faggotry. I want to be in the gym hitting the bag and sparring. Nigger fucking nigs and dies while on drugs. Niggers decide to use this as their quadrennial excuse to loot and demand more money and special privledges. Media and medical professionals tell them it is the perfect time to gather in large groups and scream as loud as they can. The state refuses to enforce the rule of law and allows these people to do as they please and spread disease everywhere.

America is fucking done. It is a fallen state that can't even secure rule of law with it's own borders in the midst of a pandemic. Embarassing as fuck. When are people going to stop making excuses for niggers and this behavior?
413 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-14 02:16
Never the guy
Fake tough guy
Fake shooter
Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
PANCRASE was a work
as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
never won a G1
never won the IWGP HW strap
has literally wrestled in empty arenas
never drew a single dime
never sold a single shirt
janettied by his theme song
faction full of jobbers
literally wears a fedora
midget
stupid haircut
"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
stole Taz's towel gimmick
NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
not good enough for main card of WK13
wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー
414 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-14 17:20
415 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-15 15:00
Better than anything that came out of your shithole country eurotrash/american mutt
Seethe more at the infinitely superior Canadian cuisine. You wouldn't last a day here bud. Canada is for real men not twink faggots like you. Keep talking shit and you will see why we have NEVER lost a fucking war you insufferable little cunts. The only reason your backwards shitty little rabbit holes you call "nations" are still around is because we Canadians couldn't be arsed to take the 5 minutes out of all day to wipe it off the map. Keep talking see what happens
416 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-16 14:51
I wish I was her government mandated white boyfriend.

Show up at her door With all the correct paperwork. The puzzled yet subdued excitement on her face. Pulls me into her apartment and sits me on the couch while she looks over the court letter's details. The realization coming over her that her life just changed so unexpectedly for the better. She can put that dumb reality TV drama behind her and face the future confidantly with her new western boyfriend. I would have saved her from suicide.
417 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-16 23:33
So I just did sex in missionary position with my Puni Ana for the first time and it was mind-blowing. A bit hard to set up, but I plowed like an animal, and came buckets. My bedsheets are stained but it doesn't matter because suddenly in a moment of clarity I understood the masculine part in sex. It is not about laying passively like one does when they jerk off; it's about being the dominant, active force in it, taking matters in your own hands and that doesn't limit itself only to sex. Suddenly, being dominated by a bigger female doesn't seem too tempting anymore, I want to conquer. This is a very pronounced state that I'm in right now and I would never expect such revelations to come from onahip activities. I have a feeling this newfound understanding will stay with me and help me in future.
Thanks for reading, I really needed to share it somewhere.
418 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-17 20:09
Ever since the faggoty Harambeposter has been bumping up old threads nobody wants to post in, it destroys semi-active boards and turns them into wastelands. This entire fucking website has been destroyed by this annoying poster.

At this point, I don't see why all boards shouldn't just be deleted and have only 2 or 3 boards up.
419 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-21 21:03
For me, it's the local Olive Garden. Packed into the family car with dad driving and mom resting in the passenger seat. The kids anxiously kicking around the back. There is a powerful bonding on the way to that Italian eatery. The whole family uniting in a singular quest. Tonight we dine. Pulling into the enormous parking lot, the atmosphere begs to be absorbed. A Macy's mall in the background, and a Red Lobster across the street. All of this is of course framed by the beacon that is the Olive Garden restaurant itself. A community staple in fine dining. A plump line has already begun winding out the door, groups of 5 each huddled around their remote buzzer. Occasionally a cry will go out as a vibration comes from the electronic device. A scream of joy. That family has been chosen. They cry tears of gratitude as a virginal waitress brings them swiftly into the eatery. Passing only the finest arts from the Mediterranean. Frescos and bottles of wine from local vineyards. Sinatra sings softly over the built in speakers. Large tables enjoying only the most quality pastas and salads. Taking a seat, a calm washes over everyone in the group. This is just so right. So perfectly correct. It's as if they had been transported to Naples as they pushed their chairs up to the table. Orgasmic.
420 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-24 13:15
for those of us who get Roman and Luther Reigns mixed up a helpful way to distinguish the two is to remember that Roman is a man of faith while Luther is famous for nailing his feces to a church door
421 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-25 19:00
you're missing my point. I'm saying I feel like I got my moneys worth with those beefy truck stop logs. Imagine spending your hard earned neetbux only to reveal a 2 or 3 little girlie rabbit turds. She charges by the pound baby. Sundays are the best because it's the culmination her entire weekend of beer and all that cheese and pizza dough. Last Sunday it literally looked like she gave birth to Shaquille O'neil's right arm. worth every penny.
422 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-27 00:30
This whole board
jfc no fanfic written by tweens is half as embarrassing as the shit adult men seriously say about wrestling. I would take 1000 "Stephan Universe is your boyfriend and a mafia boss" over a single thread about how Chingchang Yamamoto-san has dishonored Pingpong Ziperhead and now they must dance fight on a trampoline.
423 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-29 17:37
Whites are over. This isn't their world and they don't own shit anymore. I don't know why you expected the cultural luggage of a dead and broken people to be preserved by their conquerors. Everything they made was just stolen from other people anyways. Whites have contributed nothing to the world but rape, enslavement, war, and death. You have nothing to be proud over, certainly not arts and inventions that your ancestors simply stole and claimed credit for.
424 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-30 22:16
more like commonly used sarcasm that hurts your feelings & makes you feel stupid so you throw all the mean hurtful things anyone can say to you in a meme in an attempt to discredit whatever is said to you, grow a fucking spine & a pair of testicles you fucking pussy
425 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-03 00:32
Kinda sad that she was cremated. If they embalmed her she’d still look pretty good right now in her casket. Her corpse would still resemble her for the rest of the year. I would sleep better at night knowing her soft, sweet strawberry smelling hair was still in-tact six feet under. Especially if they let the stardom make-up crew do her make-up and hell maybe she would’ve been buried in her gear from the New Japan show. Imagine if somebody had tried to rob her grave. I wouldn’t be surprised. A few years ago an 80s starlet who died prematurely in a car wreck was exhumed and she still had her looks, even after 29 years of decay. We were robbed.
426 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-03 20:20
Cocks fuckin hard now just lookin at this bitch salivating get the death grip on my rod stroke that shit root to tip baby grab the lotion I'm gonna fuckin jack it hardcore I fuckin grunt when I get horny the towel underneath my computer desk loaded with about two years worth of fuckin nut loads onto it the moisture of the basement the cold hard concrete floor gotta keep socks on 24/7 to keep my feet warm but I spend all my free time naked as a jaybird baby my porn collection so fuckin large you'd have to spend 4 years watching it nonstop to get through it all FUCK ME looks like hers can make a man hurt himself...
427 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-05 10:00
lol, you know you read all that into my comment to make it seem like i'm stuck in the past, it's almost like you're making an attempt at a detached kind of cool because you're overcompensating or something. is it because you suspect i might be right? i read thread after thread of newfags (don't mean nothing by the term, they are just younger) complaining about lack of cozy, complaining about corporate, complaining about "dead board", complaining about "4chan being shitty", complaining about blah blah blah. and then we come out and we're like "dude, it was fucking awesome i tell you". that gotta be a shitty feeling, that you missed out.
i suspect it's because you don't really have a frame of reference: there's nothing really that makes you go "holy shit this is awesome", the way most people felt about the internet in the late 90s early 2000s, so you can't really compare it to my "holy shit that was awesome".

one parallel i can make is the 90s rave culture. sometimes (_sometimes_, i fucking said _sometimes_) at festivals these days i might reminisce about my experiences back then, but because party goers are not usually jaded neets, they don't go "blah blah blah old man", they actually want to know how it was, so that they can try and recreate it now. remove something, add something, etc. from their experience so that they can bring it closer to a higher state of consciousness we managed to achieve back then. and sometimes it works, sometimes old timers can help recreate some aspect of the rave back then. but in the music festival scene, newfags are also coming up with all kinds of crazy new shit all the time, and it's the synergy of the old and the new that still makes it worth participating.

very rarely do i have similar experience on the internet. there was a resurgence of small unix based communities recently, tildeverses, where people were using the old shared unix model to build a social community. that's kind of fun. live streaming now works way better, so there's movement around that. you got anything else? anything at all? more often than not, people like you can't even _name_ anything that will prove me somehow wrong. it's all just posturing, masking deep dissatisfaction and ennui. you know who invented your pose? fucking andy warhol. and that was like 50 years ago. maybe try coming up with something else, hmm?
428 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-05 18:45
I usually just get the chicken strips, preddy good †bh.

But on the topic of KFC, there are many levels of society in which an injustice can be made. Crooked cops, prejudiced employers, biased doctors. No matter what controls are in place to prevent it, they're all allowed a degree of subjectivity in how they conduct their duties when faced with one individual or another. But there is no tyranny we're asked to tolerate like that of KFC employees. You order a 3-piece chicken box and they choose which 3 pieces you deserve. Chad doesn't like your face? You get 3 wings and gtfo. This must end

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