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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

301 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-08 12:17
Soft girl making my penis hard.
302 Name: Bas dig 2019-05-08 12:50
303 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-08 14:03
*pees on you*
how's this?
304 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-08 14:48
Commencing my diabolical plan to obtain a birthday blowjob
305 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-09 13:47
Fapping and cumming until your boner’s so sore and sensitive it cries out, "no more, master! No more!!"
306 Name: Bas dig 2019-05-09 20:20
307 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-11 18:52
a peepee or a vagoon
308 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-11 19:47
is this a poll??
309 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-11 20:12
310 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-13 00:13
If she wants to kiss you after getting a load in her mouth, ask instead for a wank and offer to shake her hand
311 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-13 08:16
I did not expect such an abundance of squishy cosplayers on my Twitter timeline yet again.
312 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-13 20:06
Super Duper Pooper Pounder
313 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-15 14:18
314 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-15 21:54
315 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-15 21:59
>>313 u mena stoccings
316 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-16 11:52
wtf is happening, after a barrage of "cute and soft" on here suddenly now other people unrelated to this websight have started using it on the internets to describe something wholesome and desirable???
317 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-16 12:36
Going on a quest to smite infidels and take back our wonderful phrase by way of the sword, and the penis.
318 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-16 15:10
"The penis is mightier than the sword", as they say
319 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-16 19:19
God help me there is this dummy thicc goth girl in front of me on the train. I desire to squish her thighs so badly. Gothicc is so overpowering of my concentration.
320 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-16 21:31
With or without a leashable septum piercing tho?
321 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-17 08:43
[ejaculates internally]
322 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-17 12:06
Only ear piercings.
323 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-17 17:32
smegma sandwich
324 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-17 19:47
tanuki balls
325 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-17 22:09
raped by the zoo tiger
326 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-18 09:37
I desire a cute and soft girl for sexual purposes.
327 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-18 13:27
a cute and soft tiger cub raping >>326
328 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-18 17:24
329 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-18 18:56
a cute girl that looks like a boy but isn't!
330 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-18 22:03
raped by Harambe
331 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-18 23:12
Girls out for Harambe
332 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-19 01:28
Small tits wide hips
333 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-19 03:46
farting penis
334 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-19 11:38
phallus pharts
335 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-19 12:12
phat asses
336 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-19 16:26
337 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-19 16:31
338 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-20 09:59
Just squishy girls on my twitter timeline today. The squish is so delicious I can almost smell and feel it.
339 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-20 14:59
masturbating monkey meat
340 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 01:59
rape and gape
341 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 07:35
A good night smooch and a good morning bang.
342 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-21 15:56
black mascara tears staining the soft pink pillowcases
343 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 04:22
Gleeful sexual debauchery to celebrate our newfound freedom from tyranny.
344 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-22 09:52
Squishing her exquisite softness.
345 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 02:46
Distance makes the penis grow harder. She will be decimated after these 2 months pass.
346 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 02:47
man i really want to fuck a sweaty high schooler
347 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 04:04
I'm sure Beavis & Butt-head want to fuck you too
348 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 05:43
girl! i meant girl!
349 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 07:30
Embracing her undressed squish with my face.
350 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 13:17
One day the stars will align, there will be nothing to do and nobody around, and I will dump innumerable loads into my Rite Aid fleshlight in a day filled with evil lewd deeds
351 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 22:44
I really looked at my gf's bare feet for the first time today, like truly appraised them with my refined lewd eye. Much to my surprise, as I studied further my penis began responding positively to them. Could I be a closeted footfaggot, or was it simply my association of her feet with the rest of her lewd body?
352 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-23 23:17
Must've been the end of your refractory interval. Footfags don't just discover themselves one day looking at bare feet.
353 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 15:00
Lots of squishy 2D girls on my twitters this time,but by the same guy who also goes on squishy 3D girls reposting sprees.
354 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 19:56
buttfuckable bunny
355 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 20:46
Why are the dumbest people given the sexiest bodies? It’s like a challenge to you and your penis, "how much can you endure in your quest to fuck the perfect ass?"
356 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-24 22:01
357 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 04:28
I want to FUCK.
358 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-25 14:13
People who are hot get to ride on that so have little incentive to do otherwise, people who are not have to develop themselves in other ways if they want to be relevant or interesting. Think Tyrion Lannister developing his smarts because he wasn't going to get ahead on looks.
359 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-26 11:07
crashing my rocket ship into Uranus
360 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-26 22:14
I see my soft girl in person one more time before we spend half of the summer long distance. I feel like i'm preparing for battle, I want the night before our parting to be THE night, a new level of lewd intent that hasn't been seen before.
361 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-27 00:00
I pounded the soft girl so hard my penis hurts now...
362 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-27 01:37
I will smile if your roommate fucks it for you again
363 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-27 21:27
I won't allow it this time, if I'm forced to then I'll cockslap him away on my warpath to her vagina.
364 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-28 23:54
WHO CARES if she’ll probably get breast cancer, inverted nipples IRL are the best thing ever.
365 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-29 08:29
titfucking cancerous breasts
366 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-29 15:34
Very soft girl butt rubbing against my face. Mmmmhmmmmmmm~
367 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-29 21:59
Giving the sheets that secretive, subtle sniff to see if her scent's still on them
368 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-30 20:48
ejaculating penises
369 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-31 02:20
370 Name: VIPPER 2019-05-31 10:16
the sexed butt
371 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 14:11
I wanna Charles Diccens on her soft thiccens.
372 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 14:56
Emily Dickinson? No. Emily Thiccinson.
373 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-01 22:34
the queen's queefing quim
374 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-02 01:40
octopus abuse
375 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-03 00:41
big dumb tiddies
376 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-03 01:35
Classic Penis comics
377 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-06 02:27
Are dragon cloaca spicy to fuck, I wonder
378 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-06 19:00
"willing" is such an erotic word
379 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-06 23:00
will willing willingly willingness will-to-power world-as-will-and-representation
380 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-07 20:45
skeleton boners
381 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-08 10:44
Skeletor boners
382 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-08 18:00
Mashed potatoes
383 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-08 18:34
I often fantasize about sexing different kinds of fuckable foods. There isn’t enough porn of men cumming into large fruits, vegetables, etc.
384 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-09 00:30
Porn is usually for fantasizing about things you can't do yourself. Why watch some loser fuck a melon when you can just buy one and do it yourself?
385 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-09 00:37
If veg porn were produced well, the guy would have a big potato masher dick.
386 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-09 03:07
making chocolate milk but the ingredients are actually neither chocolate nor milk
387 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-09 11:21
Wistfully dreaming of doing terrible degenerate things to my gf. These months can’t pass fast enough, distance really does make the cock grow harder
388 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-09 13:56
How to summon a succubus that won't rip my dick and balls right off
389 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-09 16:16
The more away time I have from my gf the more I desire SQUISHY SOFT FEMALE FLESH to consume with my face, hands, and penis.
390 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-09 16:46
Creepy chinese camwhores
391 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-10 00:14
wolf pen0r
392 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-10 06:34
The hard nipple girl of my dreams keeps asking me when we’re going to finally fall in love and fug, and my penis is distressed over it
393 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-10 13:04
Ugh, a new Commander Keen game for mobile. Looks very tacky. I wonder what rule34.paheal has to say about this.

Haha, that was very fast, I'm proud of you Internet.
At least there is incest rule34 to redeem it...

Oh, and Yorp prostitution.
394 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-10 15:52
a pig jerking off in a house of brown bricks
395 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-11 06:23
396 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-11 09:44
Commander Keen rule 34 was already some of the most priceless stuff ever. Someone made the predictable joke and drew King Boobus Tuber, with boobs.

But they went the extra mile to make them saggy grannybags, with a weird long saggy dick too.
397 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-11 13:34
Oh yeah, stick your turgid addend in my gaping augend
398 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-11 19:50
399 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-12 10:41
Horrible, I grew up on that game series and now it's ruined.

King Boobus Tuber, with boobs
I love it thank you.
400 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-12 20:37
I have brought my significant other (a cute girl) to at least 42 orgasms over the past 6 days. On one of those days we counted 19, which broke her previous record of 14. On two of those days we roasted gourmet marshmallows around a campfire at sunset, which didn't involve orgasms but was still very pleasant and I recommend it.

Sexual acts performed during this time included (incomplete list):
- passionate kissing
- neck biting
- light choking
- hand/wrist licking (this happens to turn her on a lot)
- manual nipple stimulation
- oral nipple stimulation
- nippular nipple stimulation
- erotic massage, esp. buttocks
- inner thigh licking
- fingering
- cunnilingus
- cunnilingus with fingering (recommended)
- fellatio
- mutual masturbation
- sumata (she manages to enjoy this even more than I do, somehow)
- the sex

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