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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

401 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-13 06:44
Foreplay for me is about 1 hour of squishing her thighs.
402 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-13 13:18
Why bother with all that shit when you could just get her drunk?
403 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-14 20:20
cold pubes
404 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-14 23:23
I'm going to go down the entirety of VIPPER's list with my girl when this fucking exile has ended, and I'll sneer at Zeus the entire time
405 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 00:51
shark in alien robot vagina
406 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 02:27
Cuddling with your cute girl and then she snuggles her butt into your crotch.
407 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 07:50
408 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 17:59
Captain Picard getting fucked in the ass by a demon
409 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 18:05
fingering Grandma's ghost
410 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 19:04
Don't touch my nan nan!
411 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 20:13
easy there, obviously I meant my Grandma, not yours.
412 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 22:06
the port in the front is real loose, but the port in the back is real tight, much better
413 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-19 01:29
if the front is real loose, try the caboose
414 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-19 04:03
Feeling so blindingly lewd that you post in the wrong thread
415 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-19 04:09
Oh that's ok then.
416 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 13:08
Jerking off to her Facebook photos like it’s the 2000s.
417 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 14:43
418 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 15:58
Pokemon sex crimes division
419 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-22 16:32
Small chested women with their arms crossed under their chest.
420 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-22 20:11
Speak of the devil, she updated her profile pic with some quality picture from her little boating adventure.Her friends see a cute summer photo, I see thighs and blue swimming pantsu.
421 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-24 11:04
Black swimming pantsu today, what a gift. Thinking of slightly dangerous aquatic sex
422 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-24 19:58

423 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 10:21
Dogfucking (metaphorically) on the beach
424 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 14:04
Imagine thy favourite seiyuu slobbering on a fat, hairy, stiff and veiny penis.
425 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 18:48
AAAAAAAH what can I do when I see just the thiccest squishiest perkiest adorablest shortstackingest British-dialect speaking qt3.14 out on the streets?

She forgot her luggage on the bus and just stood there waiting to pick it up as the bus returned.

I'd give her my dick to bury myself between her cheeks. God fucking damn she was so dummy thicc.
426 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 19:29
Quit it you bastard, you're making me miss my own shortstack. One more week until the lewd nuke explodes in a mountain of semen
427 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 01:36
penis jizz came out
428 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 03:22
becoming a born again virgin to blend in with dangerous folk and divorce yourself from perverse distractions
429 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 15:32
I've been lying in wait for days in order to penetrate her armor plating with my anti-tank rifle.
430 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 16:29
Ravishing thine thees and thous, o whither and yonder
431 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-27 19:39
Making chocolate milk, but the ingredients are actually neither chocolate nor milk.
432 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-28 12:52
Cumfart McGee
433 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-28 17:59
433 ways to cum, choose one
434 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-29 21:40
ejaculating in the chocolate socket
435 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-29 23:07
436 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-29 23:21
Taking five in my old room while housesitting at parents'
437 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-30 05:11
438 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 00:51
Mike Matei's enormous penis
439 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 12:03
I am NOT allowed to jerk off until tomorrow afternoon.
440 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 14:12
fuck the police
in whatever way necessary
441 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 16:01
I have it all, a perfect soft girlfriend with the booty and the body, yet here I am jerking off to chubby Asians online like I'm still in high school.
442 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 00:05
On one hand, my mom's on her deathbed, unlikely to get lucid before passing. On the other, the nurse who took my number to tell the doc to call me was young, hot, and kept the conversation going beyond what's necessary which to me implies thirst. So now I'm having low-key fantasies about my mom's deathbed nurse giving me a gobby in the hospital supply closet. Thanks, SAoVQ
443 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 00:45
dick goes in, dick goes out, you can't explain that!
444 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 03:44
Soft squish getting squought.
445 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 05:39
dicks out for Harambe
446 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 13:41
poophole sex
447 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 05:51
I hear something out of my window.
448 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 21:55
Mere days left before the EPIC reunion and subsequent fuckening
449 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-04 01:00
Mike Matei's enormous penis
450 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-05 14:26
I am going to bring my masturbation station (my laptop) to work next week for a presentation. I get a little carried away when I fap so it has plenty of visible cumstains, but I am going to try my best to wipe them all off.

I hope no one else will need to have a look at it up close in case I didn't get all the stains.
451 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-05 15:49
I'd worry more about accidentally showing porn on the presentation
452 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-05 22:19
tobacco scented bushy beards
453 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 07:58
doing unspeakable things with the Longer Furby
454 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 08:18
I am deleting the web browser.
455 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 19:18
You have to use your own computer at work? What kind of VC-funded, bulletproof-drinking, starbucks-meeting-room hipster shit is this?
456 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 09:28
The Viet Cong are funding stuff like this now?
457 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 10:32
Doing naughty things in an underground tunnel with my unbathed VC GF
458 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 17:48
The Viet Cong are gluten-free now?
459 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 19:28
Microsoft. (Not joking.)
460 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 20:06
>>459 Don't hold back. They deserve to see every cum stain you can give them. Just fuckin' Pollock that laptop with everything you have. Go nuts with your nuts. Force them to incinerate everything that abomination even wafts near.
461 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-08 11:52
And sneak gross porn into the presentation.
462 Name: Tyler Durden 2019-07-08 19:38
Nice big cock
463 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-08 22:10
ಥ ͜ʖ ಥ
464 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-09 01:36
The time has cum. The rains have vanished, the humidity has broken. Tomorrow I will quite literally coat her orifices with my righteous semen.
465 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-09 16:42
exhuming my gigantic bone to give you a tyranno sore ass
466 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-09 20:04
Is there a word for french kissing a girl in the vagina, besides cunnilingus
467 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 03:29
black mermaids
468 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 11:13
I love supersquishy and supersoft cute girls. HNNNNNNNGHNNNGHN
469 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 14:19
I love supercapacitors
470 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 23:09
I just want to do drugs and give her butt a languid, relaxed high person’s squish
471 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-12 04:05
and rape
472 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-12 12:58
Angela Ballsack
473 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-13 20:28
there's something special about the imagery of girls (female) in front of urinals
can't wait to get home and touch myself
474 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-13 20:51
implying they're actually girls (female)
475 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 04:30
non-female girls
476 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 06:15
Feeling up her soft squish.
477 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 16:41
Feeling up her hard dick.
478 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 06:05
Getting the suck from an Israeli cutie while you look into her PTSD-ridden eyes
479 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 09:51
Taking a deep whiff of my coach's sweaty feet when she takes her socks off at the end of practice.
480 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-17 01:45
smashing that poop hole
481 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-17 11:59
Discount sex at a middle-eastern refugee camp~
482 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 05:25
My beautiful Eastern flower, how I long to ravage you
483 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 13:39
Today I tried putting things up my peehole. I was quite surprised by just the level of stretching was attainable for a novice. I even managed to fit a Sharpie! Once you get past the "ew" factor, it's very plaesurable.
484 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 14:03
485 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 15:36
Speaking of dog girl, I can’t wait to get home and put some peanut butter on my balls, if you know what I mean
486 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 18:07
covering Kancolle girls with my seamen
487 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-21 10:25
Step into the room, give her a forcible smooch and say the time-honored phrase: "WOMAN! Sit on my face."
488 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-21 16:49
Strictly heterosexual lewdness
489 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-21 18:40
490 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-22 02:02
Gay furry pron
491 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-22 12:09
492 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-22 15:17
Slowly unlocking the endless powers of the mind for the explicit purpose of masturbating to my fantasies more accurately
493 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-23 19:50
Sometimes you see someone so hot you step back and think, "she could only be more lewd if she had a penis"
494 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-24 17:15
I want the choke fug so badly it HURTS
495 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 13:44
Counting the days until I can have a squishy butt on my crotch again
496 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 16:06
salty lemonade
497 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 18:12
yuck! this isn't lemonade!
do you have any milk?
498 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 21:19
Thanks motherfuck now lactation is my new jam
499 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-27 00:53
always honored to be your motherfuck, bro~
500 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-27 09:48
making orgasm groans while applying the Stellar Coverter to my enemy's planet

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