[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

401 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-13 06:44

>>400
Foreplay for me is about 1 hour of squishing her thighs.

402 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-13 13:18

>>400
Why bother with all that shit when you could just get her drunk?

403 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-14 20:20

cold pubes

404 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-14 23:23

I'm going to go down the entirety of VIPPER's list with my girl when this fucking exile has ended, and I'll sneer at Zeus the entire time

405 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 00:51

shark in alien robot vagina

406 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 02:27

Cuddling with your cute girl and then she snuggles her butt into your crotch.

407 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 07:50

SOFT AND CUTE AND SQUISHY

408 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 17:59

Captain Picard getting fucked in the ass by a demon

409 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 18:05

Quoted by: >>410

fingering Grandma's ghost

410 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 19:04

Quoted by: >>411

>>409
Don't touch my nan nan!

411 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 20:13

Quoted by: >>415

>>410
easy there, obviously I meant my Grandma, not yours.

412 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-18 22:06

the port in the front is real loose, but the port in the back is real tight, much better

413 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-19 01:29

if the front is real loose, try the caboose

414 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-19 04:03

Feeling so blindingly lewd that you post in the wrong thread

415 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-19 04:09

>>411
Oh that's ok then.

416 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 13:08

Jerking off to her Facebook photos like it’s the 2000s.

417 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 14:43

MISSING THAT SOFT SQUISH SO BADLY I CUM IN MY SLEEP.

418 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-21 15:58

Pokemon sex crimes division

419 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-22 16:32

Small chested women with their arms crossed under their chest.

420 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-22 20:11

Speak of the devil, she updated her profile pic with some quality picture from her little boating adventure.Her friends see a cute summer photo, I see thighs and blue swimming pantsu.

421 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-24 11:04

Black swimming pantsu today, what a gift. Thinking of slightly dangerous aquatic sex

422 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-24 19:58

I LOVE SOFT.

VERY SOFT.

423 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 10:21

Dogfucking (metaphorically) on the beach

424 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 14:04

Imagine thy favourite seiyuu slobbering on a fat, hairy, stiff and veiny penis.

425 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 18:48

AAAAAAAH what can I do when I see just the thiccest squishiest perkiest adorablest shortstackingest British-dialect speaking qt3.14 out on the streets?

She forgot her luggage on the bus and just stood there waiting to pick it up as the bus returned.

I'd give her my dick to bury myself between her cheeks. God fucking damn she was so dummy thicc.

426 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-25 19:29

Quit it you bastard, you're making me miss my own shortstack. One more week until the lewd nuke explodes in a mountain of semen

427 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 01:36

penis jizz came out

428 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 03:22

becoming a born again virgin to blend in with dangerous folk and divorce yourself from perverse distractions

429 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 15:32

I've been lying in wait for days in order to penetrate her armor plating with my anti-tank rifle.

430 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-26 16:29

Ravishing thine thees and thous, o whither and yonder

431 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-27 19:39

Making chocolate milk, but the ingredients are actually neither chocolate nor milk.

432 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-28 12:52

Cumfart McGee

433 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-28 17:59

433 ways to cum, choose one

434 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-29 21:40

ejaculating in the chocolate socket

435 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-29 23:07

MASTRUBATING

436 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-29 23:21

Taking five in my old room while housesitting at parents'

437 Name: VIPPER 2019-06-30 05:11

gaynus

438 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 00:51

Mike Matei's enormous penis

439 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 12:03

Quoted by: >>440

I am NOT allowed to jerk off until tomorrow afternoon.

440 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 14:12

>>439
fuck the police
in whatever way necessary

441 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-01 16:01

I have it all, a perfect soft girlfriend with the booty and the body, yet here I am jerking off to chubby Asians online like I'm still in high school.

442 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 00:05

On one hand, my mom's on her deathbed, unlikely to get lucid before passing. On the other, the nurse who took my number to tell the doc to call me was young, hot, and kept the conversation going beyond what's necessary which to me implies thirst. So now I'm having low-key fantasies about my mom's deathbed nurse giving me a gobby in the hospital supply closet. Thanks, SAoVQ

443 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 00:45

dick goes in, dick goes out, you can't explain that!

444 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 03:44

Soft squish getting squought.

445 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 05:39

dicks out for Harambe

446 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-02 13:41

poophole sex

447 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 05:51

I hear something out of my window.

448 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-03 21:55

Mere days left before the EPIC reunion and subsequent fuckening

449 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-04 01:00

Mike Matei's enormous penis

450 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-05 14:26

Quoted by: >>451,455

I am going to bring my masturbation station (my laptop) to work next week for a presentation. I get a little carried away when I fap so it has plenty of visible cumstains, but I am going to try my best to wipe them all off.

I hope no one else will need to have a look at it up close in case I didn't get all the stains.

451 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-05 15:49

Quoted by: >>454

>>450
I'd worry more about accidentally showing porn on the presentation

452 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-05 22:19

tobacco scented bushy beards

453 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 07:58

doing unspeakable things with the Longer Furby

454 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 08:18

>>451
I am deleting the web browser.

455 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-06 19:18

Quoted by: >>456,459

>>450
You have to use your own computer at work? What kind of VC-funded, bulletproof-drinking, starbucks-meeting-room hipster shit is this?

456 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 09:28

>>455
The Viet Cong are funding stuff like this now?

457 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 10:32

Quoted by: >>458

Doing naughty things in an underground tunnel with my unbathed VC GF

458 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 17:48

>>457
The Viet Cong are gluten-free now?

459 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 19:28

Quoted by: >>460,461

>>455
Microsoft. (Not joking.)

460 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-07 20:06

Quoted by: >>461

>>459 Don't hold back. They deserve to see every cum stain you can give them. Just fuckin' Pollock that laptop with everything you have. Go nuts with your nuts. Force them to incinerate everything that abomination even wafts near.

461 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-08 11:52

Quoted by: >>462

>>459
>>460
And sneak gross porn into the presentation.

462 Name: Tyler Durden 2019-07-08 19:38

>>461
Nice big cock

463 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-08 22:10

ಥ ͜ʖ ಥ

464 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-09 01:36

The time has cum. The rains have vanished, the humidity has broken. Tomorrow I will quite literally coat her orifices with my righteous semen.

465 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-09 16:42

exhuming my gigantic bone to give you a tyranno sore ass

466 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-09 20:04

Is there a word for french kissing a girl in the vagina, besides cunnilingus

467 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 03:29

black mermaids

468 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 11:13

I love supersquishy and supersoft cute girls. HNNNNNNNGHNNNGHN

469 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 14:19

I love supercapacitors

470 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-11 23:09

I just want to do drugs and give her butt a languid, relaxed high person’s squish

471 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-12 04:05

and rape

472 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-12 12:58

Angela Ballsack

473 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-13 20:28

there's something special about the imagery of girls (female) in front of urinals
can't wait to get home and touch myself

474 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-13 20:51

implying they're actually girls (female)

475 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 04:30

non-female girls

476 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 06:15

Feeling up her soft squish.

477 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-14 16:41

Feeling up her hard dick.

478 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 06:05

Getting the suck from an Israeli cutie while you look into her PTSD-ridden eyes

479 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-16 09:51

Taking a deep whiff of my coach's sweaty feet when she takes her socks off at the end of practice.

480 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-17 01:45

smashing that poop hole

481 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-17 11:59

Discount sex at a middle-eastern refugee camp~

482 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 05:25

My beautiful Eastern flower, how I long to ravage you

483 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 13:39

Today I tried putting things up my peehole. I was quite surprised by just the level of stretching was attainable for a novice. I even managed to fit a Sharpie! Once you get past the "ew" factor, it's very plaesurable.

484 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 14:03

Ultraviolation

485 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 15:36

Speaking of dog girl, I can’t wait to get home and put some peanut butter on my balls, if you know what I mean

486 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-20 18:07

covering Kancolle girls with my seamen

487 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-21 10:25

Step into the room, give her a forcible smooch and say the time-honored phrase: "WOMAN! Sit on my face."

488 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-21 16:49

Strictly heterosexual lewdness

489 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-21 18:40

ホモセックス

490 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-22 02:02

Gay furry pron

491 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-22 12:09

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moar

492 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-22 15:17

Slowly unlocking the endless powers of the mind for the explicit purpose of masturbating to my fantasies more accurately

493 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-23 19:50

Sometimes you see someone so hot you step back and think, "she could only be more lewd if she had a penis"

494 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-24 17:15

I want the choke fug so badly it HURTS

495 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 13:44

Counting the days until I can have a squishy butt on my crotch again

496 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 16:06

Quoted by: >>497

salty lemonade

497 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 18:12

Quoted by: >>498

>>496
yuck! this isn't lemonade!
do you have any milk?

498 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-26 21:19

Quoted by: >>499

>>497
Thanks motherfuck now lactation is my new jam

499 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-27 00:53

>>498
always honored to be your motherfuck, bro~

500 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-27 09:48

making orgasm groans while applying the Stellar Coverter to my enemy's planet