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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

601 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-05 05:03
I'm in nofap and I really want to fap.

Also I want to have sex.
602 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-05 06:00
>>601
loser
603 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-05 08:30
Fist my anal
604 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-05 11:47
My hole is open, lucifer our lord
605 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 00:03
Hacking into the hoelodex
606 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 18:03
Piss fetish?! Ew!
607 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 21:17
PENIS PUNISHMENT
608 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 23:03
REWARD PENIS
609 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-08 23:05
DESTROY PENIS
610 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-09 03:30
Watching Kill Bill has only served as a painful reminder of my fetish for physically fighting women before doing the sex.
611 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-10 13:48
Dream sex is the best sex
612 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-10 22:01
I go to the dick store I get the dick I take it home I suck the dick it aint even a big deal my nugguh
613 Name: TETAS 2019-09-11 02:10
TETAS
614 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-12 03:09
You thought yourself safe, but my KEIKAKU (plan) included LITERALLY all of what has transpired since the beginning of time. My penis is coming, and my probability of success is 100%!
615 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-12 20:28
Embarking on a most holy crusade for the pussy
616 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-12 23:59
Bespis
617 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 14:14
Today on lewd debates, fat women IRL. The final boss of soft squishes? Or a kink that should stay on the other side of the computer screen??
618 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 14:24
>>617

They're gross, and usually insist on being treated like goddesses because 21st century culture tells women that anything short of a limb hanging off is attractive.
619 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 15:58
>>618
Your "usually" suggests you've either slept with enough fat women to be able to make that statement, or your exposure to the behaviour of fat women is primarily from r/incel
620 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-15 16:48
I'm sexually excited by dissing on someone rather than refuting their point directly. A doodyheadsexual if you will
621 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-16 17:06
Porn Cop
622 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 05:01
She-Fag
623 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 13:26
SUPER SOFT AND SQUISHY NAKED CUTE GIRL UNDULATING ON MY PENIS
624 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-17 21:51
Captain Ahab sets sail once more
625 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 00:10
Ham the manpoons
626 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 02:51
I'm worried and I hurt.
627 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-18 02:54
>>626
Are you going to use your safeword, or do I keep whipping you?
628 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-19 13:18
My hunger is insatiable, WHERE is my soft girl with a buzzcut
629 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-20 01:28
Jizz Jackrabbit
630 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-21 13:00
SOFT AND SQUISHY
631 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-21 18:44
Snapping the tiny, malnourished girl on my large, well-fed penis
632 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-22 19:54
Devious internet tomfoolery as I smugly touch my peen
633 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-22 21:54
this makes me uncomfortable in ways I can't quite put into words
https://i.imgur.com/AD8Ekrt.png
634 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-23 15:43
Aladdin Dick Enhancer
635 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-25 21:49
My dick is erected
636 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-26 01:52
Styrofoam Packing Penis
637 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-26 15:24
Ah, wish there were a beautiful woman sucking my dick
638 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-26 18:53
Wistfully yearning for fellatio
639 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-26 20:02
>>633 hot
640 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-27 22:02
Are there no straight tomboys left in the world? I just want a short haired girl to touch my peen, but they all want to touch vaginas instead
641 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-27 22:16
>>640
no one wants to touch your peen bro
642 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-28 09:33
>>640 ignore >>641 I'll touch it for you
643 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-28 13:41
I'd be fine with a bisexual tomboy, as long as she's cute and her sexual fetishes are no more off-putting than feet-licking or shoving her face into my semi-ripe armpit while touching my peen
644 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-28 14:35
A girl with a feminine penis
645 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-29 12:09
Girl pussy
646 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-29 13:19
Boy pussy
647 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-30 19:23
Sasquatch penis
648 Name: VIPPER 2019-09-30 19:29
Sasquatch ass
649 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 12:42
That discomforted boner that you get when reading the sex and/or rape scenes in Gantz
650 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 15:12
>>649
ditto Berserk
651 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-02 17:54
raped by Sasquatch
652 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-03 04:35
dagger with testicles
653 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-03 04:42
anime lolitas
654 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-04 00:56
I just took a huge dump that felt like a buttfuck
655 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-04 01:48
ERECT PENIS
656 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-04 16:29
pony penis
657 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-04 21:09
One day I’ll spear the white whale, or die trying
658 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-04 22:07
Regress the negress
659 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-05 02:27
Cum in her pussy
660 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-05 17:41
661 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-06 00:12
Rape an Ape
662 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-06 17:03
Deface a Netscape
663 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-06 19:24
Fuck a Firefox
664 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-06 22:58
hairy black holes
665 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-08 10:44
Praying mantis sex
666 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-08 11:15
Cannibal Corpse
667 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-08 12:10
Intercourse with Satan's next-door neighbour
668 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-09 11:08
scrote massage
669 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-09 13:02
Prince Adam anal beads
670 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-10 00:55
cumfart
671 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-10 03:49
My fucking roommate walking in right at the moment of insemination. How the fuck am I supposed to get out of a situation like that
672 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-10 10:10
>>671
fucking roommate
the answer is right there
673 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-10 14:27
Lock your door you dolt
674 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 05:11
a land where even the penises have penises
675 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 12:44
and the megapenis is a meta-megapenis
676 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 15:58
Centwhore
677 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 16:39
>>673
He sleeps in the same room as me, he also has a key you fool. I think preemptive roommate fucking is my only option
678 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-11 20:48
>>677
Same room? That's real gay bro. No shit you've got to fuck him now.

Tell me how it goes.
679 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-13 07:37
Inmendham?
In men... dham.
680 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-13 22:35
My kingdom for a blowjob
681 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-15 02:26
mastrubating
682 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-15 03:21
Fill your canteen and hop on your camel, we're headed even deeper into this dry spell
683 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-16 03:56
move your ass to shit on this gay cock
684 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-16 19:30
Blowjob Blazkowicz
685 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-16 19:54
HA HA HAAA MY PENIS IS SECRETLY FULL OF BABIES
686 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-16 20:20
Fetishistic fantasies about popping an anorexic twentysomething virgin's cherry
687 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-18 03:42
Casually browsing the hoe-lodex
688 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-21 09:58
Had a terrible ache in my cock and had to lie down. When I woke up, it was gone
689 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-22 19:51
The cock or... what?
690 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 03:32
I haven't had sex in months and I have come to the point where I no longer need porn to be able to cum in mere strokes of the penis. If you are in the same room as me, leave, and come back shortly thereafter chances are high I will have fapped and came already.

My life is like Mike's left hand without the female interaction...
691 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-24 16:01
>>690
Hang in there, we'll escape the desert one day
692 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-25 00:09
She's got the short hair, but my verdict's out until I ask her if she likes the movie Aliens. If the answer's yes I'm putting her in a bandanna and administering the fuck
693 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-25 12:54
>>692
You administer the dick; the fuck is merely the effect.
694 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-26 04:42
Praying to Kami-sama to bring me some poon
695 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-27 19:42
I'd like one (1) expert blowjob from a well-experienced cocksucker (female), please
696 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-28 06:43
Late night booty call turned late night homework session
697 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-29 11:05
>>691
I finally got the succ a few days ago but then my flat literally collapsed and I guess it will be another few months until the next time, if ever.
698 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-29 16:30
Blowjobs on the Richter scale
699 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-30 12:40
S O F T

G I R L S
700 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-30 21:04
Will someone somewhere just give my penis a lick?

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