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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

701 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 00:02
It only takes 701 licks to get to the gooey center of my meat-pop
702 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 04:34
Double vaginal penetration
703 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 05:35
Tomorrow is No Fap November! Time to fail the first step.
704 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 16:48
Today I realized that I have an intense desire to have the sex with a swarthy woman of Russian descent. I don't know when I could possibly act on such a fantasy, but it's out there now.
705 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 17:39
Misc licked
706 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 20:05
Pelting the girl with stones
707 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-01 15:12
Petting the stoned girl
708 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-01 19:37
709 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-01 21:13
Watching the sun set, letting out a wistful sigh, and thinking: "if only there was a butt to squish...."
710 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-02 06:46
It doesn’t say No Boner November.
711 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-03 00:02
You seem like a pathetic piece of shit desu. I would love a cake with my boyfriend’s cum in it, but your gf is probably disgusted by you, so you have to resort to sneaking it in like a little faggot.
712 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-03 16:14
Waking up I had a monumentous, dangerously powerful erection. It shocked me how turgid my penis was. Perhaps this is a sign from above (below?) that the genitalia are ready for war
713 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-04 19:54
watching porn on my phone while inside a girl
714 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-05 14:40
I could really go for some ass and pussy right now.
715 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-05 16:22
Wanna smash...
716 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 14:08
I'm absolutely smitten with an Israeli girl with a big ass, and a bigger nose
717 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-11 16:43
Part thy gilded pissflaps, harlot; I'm coming in dry
718 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-12 03:46
Nothing is more simultaneously modest and lewd than large tatas in a winter sweater
719 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-12 10:20
After not having the sex for almost three months, I must state that the pussy is magical.
720 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-12 21:27
Don't stick your dick in a sex witch!
721 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 01:31
Exposing her flat stomach and running the risk of making me ROCK HARD in a professional environment
722 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 20:36
Girl in docs on the tram is so cute
723 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-14 02:03
A pornographic flash parody called "Spyro: Enter the Dragon"
724 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-14 14:44
Starring Bruce and Robert Lee.
725 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 10:47
Saturday morning cummies
726 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-18 12:25
When she is so soft and squishy you cannot contain yourself.
727 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-19 00:49
god i really want her to give me head agAin AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRITE
728 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-22 17:34
729 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-24 03:19
I want to travel the land doing odd jobs and sexing beautiful women, like Golden Boy but with more sex
730 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-24 22:42
So squishy & so soft you wouldn't believe it.
731 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-27 14:24
This girl says she has a cosplay of that brown biddy from the ecchi cooking show. I will now devise a keikaku(plan) to do lewd things while cosplaying.
732 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-27 20:09
My hips are moving on their own! uguu~
733 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-30 02:58
my Asterix Roman name is Enormous Penus
734 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-01 17:58
making chocolate milk with →/saovq/images/1138/6074EF14-F1CF-4D57-89A6-C3E101678FDC.png
(the ingredients are actually neither chocolate nor milk)
735 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-02 19:33
Womb tattoo
736 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-02 22:12
make me Mutahard
737 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-03 04:22
a dungeon full of fart-scented monsters
738 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-05 04:09
I pray to the lewd lord above, show me the soft girl I'm supposed to put my penis in next. It's been almost 7 months in the desert, what is this suffering for?
739 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-05 16:43
You should not have disrespected Zeus.
740 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 05:38
I'll suck Zeus's lightning dick if he helps me out, I've learned my lesson.
741 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 08:34
Is Zeus a... premature ejaculator?
742 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 17:05
making semen come out in the poopchute
743 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-07 10:24
He better not be
744 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-07 11:42
It's either that, or 50,000,000 volts down your gay gob when he pops.
745 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 07:59
dicks up asses
746 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 19:36
Briefly pondering what it would be like to have titties of your own
747 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-10 22:17
Watch enough Tarantino films in a row and you start contemplating asking for a footjob
748 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 19:32
After two days of heavy rain, three separate hoes solicit me for companionship completely out of the blue. Praise Zeus, appear before me and I will make good on my word and suck your stormy cock
749 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 22:52
Cute and funny anime girl experimenting with her body
750 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-12 01:46
and rape
751 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-12 02:54
touch the pulvinus
752 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 02:02
Sex with the undead.
753 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 08:37
Wraithjobs until the sun comes up. Unhead for nights.
754 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 19:29
anus penetration
755 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-14 15:02
Muffin stuffin'
756 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-14 15:05
Volga and Ubangi
757 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-15 23:35
criminal penis
758 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-16 19:43
759 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-18 18:32
ape rape
760 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-19 21:24
"I had seen cougar and bear feces in the area"
761 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-20 14:03
762 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-22 01:14
rape an ape
763 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-23 12:33
Made a girl cum from just her tiddies the other day, it was just like one of my hentais. Only thing she was missing was the inverted nipples
764 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-23 21:51
Tired of pegging? Try figging!
765 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-23 22:33
Pinch Wendy's pennies
766 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-26 00:23
Every day becomes just a little more perfect when you can end its story with "and then a broad sucked my dick."
767 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-26 23:03
Driving into the heart of urban America in my momma's van for some pussy, I am the Good Kid MAAD City
768 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-27 17:02
poopdicks~ <3
769 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-28 07:01
The triumphant rush of losing your virginity is quickly dampened by the realization that you sacrificed your wizard powers to achieve it.
770 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-28 21:59
Some Secret vidz and links
771 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-28 22:32
am I going to get a virus from this?
772 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-31 13:19
As I conclude my last fap of the 2010s, I'd like to take a minute to thank the guys who made it possible, namely my penis and my hand. Hand, for as long as I can remember you've been my rock. We've cum so far over the past decade, and through the ups and downs you've remained one of my closest friends. You're an incredible work partner too, and thinking about it I think I literally wouldn't be able to do my job without you. Here's to another great decade, buddy. I'm wishing firm handshakes, soft titties and everything else you crave will come your way in droves.

Penis, words can't describe how proud I am of you. Over the course of this decade, you've really proven your mettle. Your statistics for the decade leave other penises in shame. I've watched you grow from a "Dick" to a "Richard" before my very eyes, and it makes me so excited to see how far you'll go in the 2020s. Best of luck man, and be sure that every step of the way I'll be there with you.

My undying love and support goes out to both of you guys as we head into this next chapter of our lives. Let's fuck the '20s even harder than the '10s, brothers.
773 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-04 19:31
Fuckin bitches with no love, no worries and no lube, 2020 kickin off right
774 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-06 20:15
Big cummytimes impressed gf by hitting the headboard with it
775 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-06 20:56
Squishing soft until I sprout semen from my peehole.
776 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-07 18:28
Ahhh, the malnourished beauty returns, looking as scrawny as ever. It’s another year of imagining what that bony ass do
777 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-14 20:07
Merry clitorismas!!
778 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-15 16:25
Doing JEWS
779 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-20 00:48
Getting your face assaulted by extremely degenerate and involved smooches
780 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-20 07:50
Squishing on the cute and soft girl.
781 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-22 08:06
Opening the door to find a heartbreakingly soft and squishy girl lying on your bed in her underwarez. Sometimes life is good, and it is lewd
782 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-22 20:30
I feel like this thread is 85% one guy fawning over his gf
783 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 05:26
You caught me, I'm a little fawning baby ;) Stick that meta cock up my ass and punish me for it~
784 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 07:34
Well, who wouldn't want to sexually penetrate the squishy hard-nippled girl who sounds like a dog
785 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 10:07
This thread’s made me want for strangely specific women
786 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 13:55
787 Name: /v/ tourist 2020-01-23 23:02
I want to undergo femdom!~~
788 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-24 17:29
And to the prudes who split the party early? Fuck em! Without further ado, let’s celebrate and suck some dick.
789 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-27 16:24
790 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-30 01:00
Have you ever sat in public wondering whose tits you keep thinking of in the back of your mind, and eventually coming to the conclusion that they actually are 2D and belong to the rabbit girl from that one furry manga?
791 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-31 21:03
Scratching Nanachi's ears
792 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-31 23:34
Wet dreaming about gettin' jiggy with a negress
793 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-01 04:02
Performing cunnilingus after a particularly sweaty day of biking
794 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-03 13:32
Well shucks, I'm just a simple rancher, tendin' to his stable o' hoes
795 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 13:38
Nubian knob-gobblers
796 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 17:32
I present the following to the table for debate: daddy/little girl play, a VIP fetish or strictly for the birds?
797 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 18:13
A throwaway women's fetish, legitimized by its provision of the Internet meme of ``cummies''
798 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-05 20:44
Sometimes you just want to get blood drawn by the fangs of your beloved
799 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-08 06:29
Good work out there boys, now let's hit the showers ;)
800 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-08 22:45
Spotted a tight top with no bra today. Very tasteful boobies
801 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-09 22:28
Giving a girl the penis to the entirety of the album The Chronic 2001 by Dr Dre
802 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-10 19:22
An imaginary girlfriend who's very good at giving reacharound handjobs
803 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-11 04:48
Anal intercourse with a soft and cute girl.
804 Name: LEWD GURU 2020-02-13 01:48
Sometimes you have to go back to your roots. Hit her with the missionary, maybe a little choking, a couple grabs and slaps. With all the clutter in our daily lives, a little basic dicking goes a long way.
805 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-13 04:09
Italo Calvino LOVED to fuck. Also in his autobiography he says all the pretty girls in San Francisco were unfortunately lesbian.

If you focus on the ways in which his works are explicitly horny you might lose sight of the ways his works are implicitly horny. All his works are about fucking in the same way any work is about fucking, but he was more aware of it than most.
806 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-13 23:49
If you can’t fuck it it’s not a good valentine’s gift
807 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-14 02:59
I'd love to fuck a box of choccy, honestly
808 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-14 03:57
When I’ve got time on my hands there is a long list of foods that I want to try putting my dick in
809 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-14 23:18
A congratulatory jerk off sesh for a job well done
810 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-15 19:44
What job was that, popping a boner?
811 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-17 23:20
Those goofy striped shirts that hipster girls love make me DIAMONDZZ
812 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-20 11:32
Start with boiling cooking oil.
813 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-23 20:47
There’s a sort of lewdly content feeling to waking up tender and sore
814 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-24 19:21
There's a lewd feeling to working out and feeling sore after.
815 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-28 21:00
Hard cox in squishy soft vagynaz
816 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-29 16:51
817 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-29 19:04
I'm trying hard to avoid Pornhub and HAnime right now. I haven't fapped in over 32 hours now.
818 Name: Sentry 2020-02-29 19:49
I fapped two times today
819 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-29 20:56
A GILF smiled and looked at me seductively on the bus today.
820 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-01 13:09
I wanted someone to lick my butthole after I farted earlier.
821 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-04 21:17
You know what they say, the smarter they are the better the brain
822 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-05 19:46
THIS SATURDAY, everything you know about cocks gets turned UPSIDE DOWN in a 1 ON 1 360 DEGREE 69 CAGE MATCH
823 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-05 22:01
Sir Cumference.
824 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-08 13:58
I dreamt my AR-15 was very erect and oozing precum. Which is weird since it's a firearm, not a penis.
825 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-10 18:09
I want to SQUISH SOFT.
826 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-10 18:33
Fondly remembering fuckenings of the recent past
827 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-11 13:18
She looks like a little boy and my penis has never been harder. I’ll skip the Freudian analysis and go straight to the sex
828 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-11 17:40
I'd smoke her cigar, if you know what I mean
829 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-12 23:55
Recalibrate the hoelodex, we’re going to hack our way in
830 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-16 18:43
SOS please someone fuck me
It’s not healthy for me to feel this
YOU are making me hard
I can’t take it, see it don’t feel right
831 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-17 13:31
The feeling of 中出し
832 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-17 15:14
833 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-17 16:27
Which Greek god do I call on to get a hoe to come over during this virus craze? Asclepius?
834 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-17 18:45
Dionysos, of course.
835 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-18 19:25
Aphrodite or Dionysus of course. Eros or Hedone too. And Hermaphroditus if you like traps.
836 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-19 00:54
Give me ONE good reason not to take my happy ass down to the local sex shop and buy one of those 20 pounds of pussy and ass toys to get me through these trying times
837 Name: MarcinoQ 2020-03-19 06:46
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838 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-19 15:21
839 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-19 15:25
840 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-20 23:27
O Dionysus, hear me... I beseech you, give me your aid in bringing my hoe back into my arms. If you would do this for me, I would purchase a bottle of the finest wine in your honor, and I'd even let you tap as well, if that's something a fertility god would be into. I swear on my pride as a VIPPER I'll do it if you help me out, so please!!
841 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 17:08
The mother of all orgasms
842 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 17:41
I get specifically sexually excited when I see White and some of the Asian girls with a fairly thin body, height of 170 cm or more, pale skin and a black bob hairstyle right to the shoulders. Its even more exciting if they don't have a Kike nose and have a strong male chin and a moderately long head. It's "ideal" if they are a virgin and are dressed, look, and behave like a traditional woman, and are of an introvert character. I would often hug one very tight and would have had a few months of fun relationships with her before having any sex.
843 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-25 22:21
What's wrong with jew noses, they're hot. Speaking of, I need more JEWSEX *NOW* or I'll blow a gasket
844 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-26 05:02
None of my family has one, and I also have a normal mental health, so my genes don't mark it as something sexually attractive.
845 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-27 01:47
My millionaire dream is buying one of those uncomfortably realistic sex dolls and having a big enough house that I can dedicate a room to it and its fuckening
846 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-27 13:28
Monster girls.
with huge talons.
and big fluffy wings.
847 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-27 18:37
A large cardboard box full of fleshlights is probably better in terms of emptying the balls per buck
848 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-28 17:33
this kind of mentality is why you're not rich
849 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-29 13:00
Lewd yumes hit different during a dry spell.
850 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-29 20:48
That may be, but not only my pockets but my balls are also pleasantly unburdened.
851 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-01 19:52
Casually ogling the soft female residents of my apartment complex with my binoculars
852 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-02 09:01
Squishing the soft thighs of the cute girl.
853 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-02 23:31
Making a bucket list of all the baseless debauchery I want to get into when the hoes stop being skittish
854 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-05 01:28
After listening to Thundercat's new album, I'm compelled to have sex while keeping all of my bling on my person. It'll either be extra hot or terribly inconvenient
855 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-06 05:42
Very soft squish on a very cute girl.
856 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-06 16:46
Manko-related engineering specification
857 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-06 21:01
Balls deep in manko.
858 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-06 22:42
Please madame, jus' a crumb.... Jus' a lil crumb o' puss for an ol' chimneysweep like mahself....
859 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-07 11:14
Being a casual coprophage, I sometimes wonder how to make my own feces more alluring.
Obviously, your short-term diet has a huge influence on the consistency, smell, taste, and texture. But being a casual coprophage, I don't dedicate hours of each day to noting down what I eat, when I eat it, and how it's like when it comes out the other end.
That said, I've made some observations, most of which should come as no surprise.

1. Foods that typically give people "the shits," mainly spicy food, often result in rather loose, watery, rancid stool. Not at all arousing as the taste and smell are both too intense, and even a lick of it can be nauseating. Not fit for consumption.
2. Greens and fiber-rich food results in a more solid, easy-to-handle stool. Tends to come out comparatively cleanly, but the taste and flavor is a mixed bag; things like garlic, onions, and bell peppers often contribute to less appetizing stool. As I haven't experimented with too many different vegetables, my findings on this are, as of now, inconclusive.
3. I'll need to try this again at a later date to see if there really is a correlation, but it seems like a big serving of popcorn results in, frankly, quite delectable feces. Popcorn on its own don't taste of much if you don't add salt, and it seems this is true for digested popcorn as well. It's very mild in taste but isn't odor-free (one of the big appeals of this fetish for me is the smell, and feces that doesn't smell of anything is a letdown) and you can chew on it for minutes without even feeling like gagging.

I doubt there are many casual coprophages out there, but should any of you happen to be, I'd love to hear your own observations.
For non-coprophages who are curious: no, I've yet to taste another person's feces. I'd love to try it some day, although finding women who are willing to let you lick their dirty anus aren't easy to come by.
860 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-07 18:00
861 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-08 17:21
If I could offer up a lewd prayer to the gods of old I'd get myself a tomboy to fucken on the daily
862 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-08 18:26
God damn, what's a man gotta do to get a real life sex-addict mesugaki?
863 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-08 20:04
When the quarantine ends, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for sex-starved spring chicken tomboys. They await your macking.
864 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-09 02:47
Finding a shelter in place partner was a really good idea
865 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-10 16:05
Feeling up her exquisite naked softness.
866 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-10 21:10
Thrusting deeper and deeper until I eventually penetrate her uterus and achieve climax.
867 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-12 03:15
Daytime drunken sex with ya ex
868 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-13 15:36
I'd like an attractive human female to perform a fellatio-like act upon my toes
869 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-17 01:07
Upgrading from Rite Aid fleshlight to Amazon fleshlight, because I'm worth it.
870 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-17 06:48
Wanna kiss his tummy and squish against it
871 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-17 08:28
When she oozes softness.
872 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 09:34
I'm starting to understand why people write erotic fanfiction now.
Maybe I'll throw my own hat into this ring one day. There are so many squishy, slutty girls who I want to fuck senselessly through text.
873 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 18:27
I bought a Handy and my life quality drastically surged. Thinking about getting sucked off by it RIGHT NOW.
874 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 19:16
You bought a what?
875 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 20:09
Er hat ein Handfunktelefon gekauft. Aber warum?
876 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-20 07:21
Kissing her and spanking her soft ass while balls deep.
877 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-20 09:45
pp go qq
878 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-20 16:52
thumb in mouth during missionary
879 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-20 17:31
loose poosy
880 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-21 13:00
OOZING soft squishy cute girl naked on my penis.
881 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-21 15:42
I want to fuck a boy. Is that okay?
882 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-22 09:58
Giving a long-haired lady a seminal hair treatment, or spermanent
883 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-22 13:44
So squishy, so soft, so irresistible. Mmmmmmmmm her soft thighs in my face NOW.
884 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-22 14:50
A firm, cute tomboy will be living with me for the next several weeks. My lewd thoughts' cohesion and continuity are about to put even the dogfucker to shame
885 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-23 05:20
An oni in spats, a loose tank top, with visible tanlines on the shoulder when the strap slips.
886 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-23 22:17
887 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-26 18:17
I just want to suck on some fat titties.
888 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-26 18:22
Greetings from /GET/, by the way.
889 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 13:14
Soft squish thighs
890 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 14:20
Tit milk
891 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-29 00:12
Boys with small dicks who are shy about their small dicks
892 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-30 01:16
Straw sunhat, loose sky blue dress, a pair of brown leather sandals. She half jogs forward and turns on her left heel. Her hair floats through the air. The light catches on her lip gloss of half a moment. Her eyes are bright and filled with joy. She tells me she loves me.
893 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 07:21
And a sniff snoff to you as well, young lady
894 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 13:13
Great men set out to get that which others will not give them.
When the effeminate boy rejects a man's persuasion attempts because he insists he is "not gay" and "not trying to be a trap" but continues acting cute and irre-sissy-table, basking in the attention he receives, great men know when it's time to put their foot down and make a change.

So let him; he can continue pretending to be pure. A great man, a REAL man, dare I say, will concede the battle but win the war. For back in the command center, he concocts a plan to become a trap that will overtake the prudent boy who denied him.

If you can't beat (off to) them, join them.
895 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 13:40
>>894 he's cute, just rape him
896 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 14:45

Boy anus
897 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 12:23
I'm translating porn for a living, how am I supposed to NOT have lewd thoughts more often than not?
898 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 13:56
Tomboy roommate wearing my clothes to bed and around the house. My library of mental images for fap material is expanding at an exponential rate
899 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 18:29
900 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 19:38
Hoping that >>898's more or less fantastic living circumstance culminates in his whack-off session being interrupted by said roommate slipping and falling pussy-first into dick.
901 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 20:57
may the 4th be with u XD
902 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 21:26
903 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 12:34
The city planning committee has designated this plot and its surrounding five hectares preferentially for cougars. Welcome to... the MILFzone
904 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 13:24
My time with the tomboy has concluded, but she forgot her used bath towels at my place... This must be what that guy from Golden Boy felt like as he stood before his lady's throne
905 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 19:40
Not having bragged about penetrating said tomboy, we should at least inquire as to whether you at least cuddled her.
906 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 23:44
Cuddles were in fact achieved. My penis may have stayed dry, but my spank bank has never been richer
907 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 12:52
Sometimes I think about why they named their toy company Tracy’s Dog
908 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 20:07
Threesome with Mokou
909 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 21:29
It's too late, VIPPER. You can only put brash effeminate boys in their place by surpassing them. Only then will they realize what a grave mistake they've made.
910 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 08:22
911 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 10:14
So we're enjoying a nice relaxing round of sumata with her on her stomach and me on top. It's one of her favorite positions because it sets up a good angle for her clit. She tells me to slow down a bit, I can tell she's starting to feel it a bit more...and all of a sudden she's hit by a sledgehammer of an orgasm, so intense she actually blacks out.

Huh, that's a first.

It was an unusual session in several ways. I'm not sure which particular combination of factors was ultimately responsible, and what it would take to deliberately induce such an orgasm again. But I really want to find out.
912 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 14:16
Nothing gets the old wood going like some delicious tights.
913 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 08:53

914 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 21:48
Oh yeah, this submissive stuff is good all right.
915 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 20:24
When she is SUPER SOFT I get SUPER HARD.
916 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 21:15
Yesterday, I had a boner like I'd not experienced in a decade.
917 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 23:16
I believe I have mastered the art of being extremely aroused while simultaneously not being erect.
918 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 12:12
My arousal comes from my erection.
919 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 16:09
My masochistic femboy slut fantasies are running absolutely wild and it's interfering with my work productivity.
920 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 12:00
Buncha chutney ferrets up ins
921 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 15:18
Why is soft so good to squish.
922 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 15:43
Soft was made to be squished, that's why.
923 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 16:46
Survivng in this sexual desert is giving me a whole new lewd skillset. My fantasies have never been so powerful, and I'm knocking on the door of lewd lucid dreaming as well.
924 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 19:02
Think of every time you jack off as paying yourself for a professional handjob. You're rich.
925 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 19:57
There is not enough squish in the world, so I must become squishy for others to fawn over and fantasize about squishing.
926 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 12:50
Words that sound lewd regardless of context, such as "jut" and "nacelle"
927 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 00:21

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928 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 01:46
Binding myself to a cum pact to settle for nothing less out of 3D sex than short haired tomboy fucks
929 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 03:45
This lock up is making me crazy. At first I was fapping pretty much non-stop out of boredom. Now I want pussy so bad it is driving me crazy. I am channeling this shit and work out non-stop so that when everything opens up I can hit up the tanning salon, get my my hair cut, and buy some new clothes. I want balls deep, nut draining, baby making, bed breaking, walls shaking, girl screaming, endless creaming sex.
930 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 06:19
I have been locked up in my house as a NEET for about a year now, basically quarantined before quarantine, and like you I am also crazy for sex, or any physical company from a woman in general. Except unlike you, I didn't get any pussy pre-NEETdom and I'm not getting any after.
931 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-22 03:24
Imagining the entire development of my sex life with every broad I meet on the street. I empathize with >>929-kun
932 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 15:03
Onii-chan's dolly spat in my face so I wringed its neck, nya~
933 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 16:21
Not gonna lie, choking is hot as hell. Only when consensual, though.
934 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:25
I said I'd never go back... Hacking into the hoelodex once again in a last-ditch search for poon
935 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:54
maybe if somebody fucked me senseless with a knife to my throat everything else would fall into place
936 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 17:26
Saw an absolutely gorgeous woman sporting what looked to be a military surplus balaclava at the grocery store. She gave me two kinds of erections
937 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 20:03
One in your pants, and another in your butt?
938 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 10:27
939 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 15:55
Stage II of the state reopening: government-mandated hoes transferred to every single male's place of residence
940 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 02:17
pooper penetration
941 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 11:25
Cute phimotic PENESIS
942 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 17:51
Slampigs of the world, unite!
943 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 20:12
I am all about that SLUTTY SHIT
944 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 21:01
All the college hoes are packing up and filing out of the city. It's true what they say, hate to see them leave, love to watch them go.
945 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 11:29
Inserting my PENIS into a SOFT and CUTE girl.
946 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 20:51
Being the SOFT and CUTE girl that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.
947 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:23
I never doubted the gods for a minute. Out of left field, a hoe appears that is ready and willing for penis. I thank thee for thy bounty, to whom it may concern.
948 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:27
Being the SOFT and CUTE girl with PENIS that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.
949 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 19:00
BDSM on a budget: save your old belts and ties to use as restraints
950 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 19:46
Performing advanced math in order to calculate a favorable fucks to effort/money spent ratio
951 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 19:42
Intensely squishing SOFT.
952 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 20:53
Going on a quest to romance every JEWS
953 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 21:32
Going on a dungeon adventure to necromance all the sexy zombies
954 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 07:50
955 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 20:33
Sssssssssssssoftable squish.
956 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 13:18
In a surprising twist of fate, my hard nippled adversary has appeared again and wants to spend a night in my house. Time for the shocking conclusion of literal years of lewd thoughts
957 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 10:08
My face up against a jiggly behind worth of SOFT SQUISH.
958 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 12:58
I'm constantly reaching new levels of horniness. It's only a matter of time before I start actively seeking sex with anyone who's willing.
959 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 14:41
My grand strategy cannot be thwarted, my pussy soldiers will find their target soon.
960 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 08:09
Why do I get so horny after working out.
961 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 14:31
You test spikes post workout. Jerking off is a gains goblin.
962 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 17:08
Squishing the SOFT
963 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 17:39
Thinking about dicks. COCKS. Penises. Members. Manhoods. Fat burly dicks.
964 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 09:16
Casually raising the age limit on my dating app after watching that aunt in The Wolf of Wall Street
965 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 10:16
Hard penis vs soft girl.
966 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 03:58
touch my anus
967 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 15:23
Jerking off increases your test long term. Its lowered immediately after you blow your load, but doing it regularly maintains higher T levels. Thats why the coomer is bald. brb fapping
968 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 16:52
969 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 17:27
You want as much test in your system as possible post workout while your muscles are repairing.
970 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 19:50
Why don't you bro science nerds test how my penis sliding down your throat
971 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 19:58
...FEELS, how my penis FEELS
972 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 23:42
It's especially effective if you have a positive JO sesh with your bro
973 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-16 15:24
Need a cock. I don't care which hole it goes in, just stick it in.
974 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 10:52
Bonering on the bus as I ponder SQUISHY cosplayers.
975 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 14:47
Being shown apartments by a literal semen demon, if I get to see that ass every day I might be sold
976 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 19:19
Forever seeking the Mishima to my Morita
977 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-18 17:28
Sending every ounce of my lewd energy through the cosmos to summon up a woman for fuck. I'm sure one will come swiftly after my astral body becomes powerful enough
978 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 23:09
fat, throbbing dicks
979 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-20 16:55
Lewd thoughts transforming slowly into lewd plans that lead to lewd actions and lewd sex
980 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 02:23
pooper penetration
981 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 19:50
Watching a new show and correctly guessing which characters have the most rule 34
982 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 23:31
Bargaining with the old gods once again in the name of the pussy
983 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 23:31
Tentacle pussy?
984 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-28 04:57
985 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-29 13:54
Lewd gooks
986 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 08:18
Going out in a blaze of glory and getting a woman over to fucken before literally everyone in this sorry country has the virus
987 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-02 23:26
How much finagling do I have to do to get some ex sex
988 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-04 17:45
989 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-04 21:17
Pump 'er in the dump'er, George
990 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-05 12:54
Softness got SQUOUGHT.
991 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 10:11
Admirable and inspiring oni fuck, admirable and inspiring oni fuck, it's awwwright
992 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 17:41
This is my lewd confession. For the past few years, I've exclusively administered penis on my old twin bed. My housemate, who sleeps on a king bed, entirely moved out a couple months ago due to the pandemic. I recently came to the incredible epiphany that I could turn his room into *my* room, to use for lewd activities. I've found great success with it so far, and will be utilizing it again this weekend. The larger bed is simply too good of a commodity to pass up, I feel like my eyes have been opened to a quality of lewd life that I never imagined.
993 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 17:53
Just happy to see that someone here is getting sex at all, #992.
994 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-09 16:25
I just want to walk into my bedroom and see some thick broad lying nude on the matress, looking like one of those old masters’ paintings.
995 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-10 02:39
Squished soft I did.
996 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-10 03:47
rape me pls
997 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-10 12:22
Porking garage
999 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-11 09:49
Penultimate GET
1000 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-11 09:57

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