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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

701 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 00:02
It only takes 701 licks to get to the gooey center of my meat-pop
702 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 04:34
Double vaginal penetration
703 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 05:35
Tomorrow is No Fap November! Time to fail the first step.
704 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 16:48
Today I realized that I have an intense desire to have the sex with a swarthy woman of Russian descent. I don't know when I could possibly act on such a fantasy, but it's out there now.
705 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 17:39
Misc licked
706 Name: VIPPER 2019-10-31 20:05
Pelting the girl with stones
707 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-01 15:12
Petting the stoned girl
708 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-01 19:37
709 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-01 21:13
Watching the sun set, letting out a wistful sigh, and thinking: "if only there was a butt to squish...."
710 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-02 06:46
It doesn’t say No Boner November.
711 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-03 00:02
You seem like a pathetic piece of shit desu. I would love a cake with my boyfriend’s cum in it, but your gf is probably disgusted by you, so you have to resort to sneaking it in like a little faggot.
712 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-03 16:14
Waking up I had a monumentous, dangerously powerful erection. It shocked me how turgid my penis was. Perhaps this is a sign from above (below?) that the genitalia are ready for war
713 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-04 19:54
watching porn on my phone while inside a girl
714 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-05 14:40
I could really go for some ass and pussy right now.
715 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-05 16:22
Wanna smash...
716 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-07 14:08
I'm absolutely smitten with an Israeli girl with a big ass, and a bigger nose
717 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-11 16:43
Part thy gilded pissflaps, harlot; I'm coming in dry
718 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-12 03:46
Nothing is more simultaneously modest and lewd than large tatas in a winter sweater
719 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-12 10:20
After not having the sex for almost three months, I must state that the pussy is magical.
720 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-12 21:27
Don't stick your dick in a sex witch!
721 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 01:31
Exposing her flat stomach and running the risk of making me ROCK HARD in a professional environment
722 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-13 20:36
Girl in docs on the tram is so cute
723 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-14 02:03
A pornographic flash parody called "Spyro: Enter the Dragon"
724 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-14 14:44
Starring Bruce and Robert Lee.
725 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-16 10:47
Saturday morning cummies
726 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-18 12:25
When she is so soft and squishy you cannot contain yourself.
727 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-19 00:49
god i really want her to give me head agAin AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRITE
728 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-22 17:34
729 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-24 03:19
I want to travel the land doing odd jobs and sexing beautiful women, like Golden Boy but with more sex
730 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-24 22:42
So squishy & so soft you wouldn't believe it.
731 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-27 14:24
This girl says she has a cosplay of that brown biddy from the ecchi cooking show. I will now devise a keikaku(plan) to do lewd things while cosplaying.
732 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-27 20:09
My hips are moving on their own! uguu~
733 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-30 02:58
my Asterix Roman name is Enormous Penus
734 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-01 17:58
making chocolate milk with →/saovq/images/1138/6074EF14-F1CF-4D57-89A6-C3E101678FDC.png
(the ingredients are actually neither chocolate nor milk)
735 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-02 19:33
Womb tattoo
736 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-02 22:12
make me Mutahard
737 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-03 04:22
a dungeon full of fart-scented monsters
738 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-05 04:09
I pray to the lewd lord above, show me the soft girl I'm supposed to put my penis in next. It's been almost 7 months in the desert, what is this suffering for?
739 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-05 16:43
You should not have disrespected Zeus.
740 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 05:38
I'll suck Zeus's lightning dick if he helps me out, I've learned my lesson.
741 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 08:34
Is Zeus a... premature ejaculator?
742 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-06 17:05
making semen come out in the poopchute
743 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-07 10:24
He better not be
744 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-07 11:42
It's either that, or 50,000,000 volts down your gay gob when he pops.
745 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 07:59
dicks up asses
746 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-09 19:36
Briefly pondering what it would be like to have titties of your own
747 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-10 22:17
Watch enough Tarantino films in a row and you start contemplating asking for a footjob
748 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 19:32
After two days of heavy rain, three separate hoes solicit me for companionship completely out of the blue. Praise Zeus, appear before me and I will make good on my word and suck your stormy cock
749 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-11 22:52
Cute and funny anime girl experimenting with her body
750 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-12 01:46
and rape
751 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-12 02:54
touch the pulvinus
752 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 02:02
Sex with the undead.
753 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 08:37
Wraithjobs until the sun comes up. Unhead for nights.
754 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-13 19:29
anus penetration
755 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-14 15:02
Muffin stuffin'
756 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-14 15:05
Volga and Ubangi
757 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-15 23:35
criminal penis
758 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-16 19:43
759 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-18 18:32
ape rape
760 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-19 21:24
"I had seen cougar and bear feces in the area"
761 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-20 14:03
762 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-22 01:14
rape an ape
763 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-23 12:33
Made a girl cum from just her tiddies the other day, it was just like one of my hentais. Only thing she was missing was the inverted nipples
764 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-23 21:51
Tired of pegging? Try figging!
765 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-23 22:33
Pinch Wendy's pennies
766 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-26 00:23
Every day becomes just a little more perfect when you can end its story with "and then a broad sucked my dick."
767 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-26 23:03
Driving into the heart of urban America in my momma's van for some pussy, I am the Good Kid MAAD City
768 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-27 17:02
poopdicks~ <3
769 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-28 07:01
The triumphant rush of losing your virginity is quickly dampened by the realization that you sacrificed your wizard powers to achieve it.
770 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-28 21:59
Some Secret vidz and links
771 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-28 22:32
am I going to get a virus from this?
772 Name: VIPPER 2019-12-31 13:19
As I conclude my last fap of the 2010s, I'd like to take a minute to thank the guys who made it possible, namely my penis and my hand. Hand, for as long as I can remember you've been my rock. We've cum so far over the past decade, and through the ups and downs you've remained one of my closest friends. You're an incredible work partner too, and thinking about it I think I literally wouldn't be able to do my job without you. Here's to another great decade, buddy. I'm wishing firm handshakes, soft titties and everything else you crave will come your way in droves.

Penis, words can't describe how proud I am of you. Over the course of this decade, you've really proven your mettle. Your statistics for the decade leave other penises in shame. I've watched you grow from a "Dick" to a "Richard" before my very eyes, and it makes me so excited to see how far you'll go in the 2020s. Best of luck man, and be sure that every step of the way I'll be there with you.

My undying love and support goes out to both of you guys as we head into this next chapter of our lives. Let's fuck the '20s even harder than the '10s, brothers.
773 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-04 19:31
Fuckin bitches with no love, no worries and no lube, 2020 kickin off right
774 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-06 20:15
Big cummytimes impressed gf by hitting the headboard with it
775 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-06 20:56
Squishing soft until I sprout semen from my peehole.
776 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-07 18:28
Ahhh, the malnourished beauty returns, looking as scrawny as ever. It’s another year of imagining what that bony ass do
777 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-14 20:07
Merry clitorismas!!
778 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-15 16:25
Doing JEWS
779 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-20 00:48
Getting your face assaulted by extremely degenerate and involved smooches
780 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-20 07:50
Squishing on the cute and soft girl.
781 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-22 08:06
Opening the door to find a heartbreakingly soft and squishy girl lying on your bed in her underwarez. Sometimes life is good, and it is lewd
782 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-22 20:30
I feel like this thread is 85% one guy fawning over his gf
783 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 05:26
You caught me, I'm a little fawning baby ;) Stick that meta cock up my ass and punish me for it~
784 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 07:34
Well, who wouldn't want to sexually penetrate the squishy hard-nippled girl who sounds like a dog
785 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 10:07
This thread’s made me want for strangely specific women
786 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 13:55
787 Name: /v/ tourist 2020-01-23 23:02
I want to undergo femdom!~~
788 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-24 17:29
And to the prudes who split the party early? Fuck em! Without further ado, let’s celebrate and suck some dick.
789 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-27 16:24
790 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-30 01:00
Have you ever sat in public wondering whose tits you keep thinking of in the back of your mind, and eventually coming to the conclusion that they actually are 2D and belong to the rabbit girl from that one furry manga?
791 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-31 21:03
Scratching Nanachi's ears
792 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-31 23:34
Wet dreaming about gettin' jiggy with a negress
793 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-01 04:02
Performing cunnilingus after a particularly sweaty day of biking
794 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-03 13:32
Well shucks, I'm just a simple rancher, tendin' to his stable o' hoes
795 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 13:38
Nubian knob-gobblers
796 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 17:32
I present the following to the table for debate: daddy/little girl play, a VIP fetish or strictly for the birds?
797 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 18:13
A throwaway women's fetish, legitimized by its provision of the Internet meme of ``cummies''
798 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-05 20:44
Sometimes you just want to get blood drawn by the fangs of your beloved
799 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-08 06:29
Good work out there boys, now let's hit the showers ;)
800 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-08 22:45
Spotted a tight top with no bra today. Very tasteful boobies
801 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-09 22:28
Giving a girl the penis to the entirety of the album The Chronic 2001 by Dr Dre
802 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-10 19:22
An imaginary girlfriend who's very good at giving reacharound handjobs
803 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-11 04:48
Anal intercourse with a soft and cute girl.
804 Name: LEWD GURU 2020-02-13 01:48
Sometimes you have to go back to your roots. Hit her with the missionary, maybe a little choking, a couple grabs and slaps. With all the clutter in our daily lives, a little basic dicking goes a long way.
805 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-13 04:09
Italo Calvino LOVED to fuck. Also in his autobiography he says all the pretty girls in San Francisco were unfortunately lesbian.

If you focus on the ways in which his works are explicitly horny you might lose sight of the ways his works are implicitly horny. All his works are about fucking in the same way any work is about fucking, but he was more aware of it than most.
806 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-13 23:49
If you can’t fuck it it’s not a good valentine’s gift
807 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-14 02:59
I'd love to fuck a box of choccy, honestly
808 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-14 03:57
When I’ve got time on my hands there is a long list of foods that I want to try putting my dick in
809 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-14 23:18
A congratulatory jerk off sesh for a job well done
810 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-15 19:44
What job was that, popping a boner?
811 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-17 23:20
Those goofy striped shirts that hipster girls love make me DIAMONDZZ

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