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[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

901 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 20:57
may the 4th be with u XD
902 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 21:26
VIPPERphilia
903 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 12:34
The city planning committee has designated this plot and its surrounding five hectares preferentially for cougars. Welcome to... the MILFzone
904 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 13:24
My time with the tomboy has concluded, but she forgot her used bath towels at my place... This must be what that guy from Golden Boy felt like as he stood before his lady's throne
905 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 19:40
Not having bragged about penetrating said tomboy, we should at least inquire as to whether you at least cuddled her.
906 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 23:44
>>905
Cuddles were in fact achieved. My penis may have stayed dry, but my spank bank has never been richer
907 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 12:52
Sometimes I think about why they named their toy company Tracy’s Dog
908 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 20:07
Threesome with Mokou
909 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 21:29
>>895
It's too late, VIPPER. You can only put brash effeminate boys in their place by surpassing them. Only then will they realize what a grave mistake they've made.
910 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 08:22
LEGS
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S
911 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 10:14
So we're enjoying a nice relaxing round of sumata with her on her stomach and me on top. It's one of her favorite positions because it sets up a good angle for her clit. She tells me to slow down a bit, I can tell she's starting to feel it a bit more...and all of a sudden she's hit by a sledgehammer of an orgasm, so intense she actually blacks out.

Huh, that's a first.

It was an unusual session in several ways. I'm not sure which particular combination of factors was ultimately responsible, and what it would take to deliberately induce such an orgasm again. But I really want to find out.
912 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 14:16
Nothing gets the old wood going like some delicious tights.
913 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 08:53
SQUISH

SOFT
914 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 21:48
Oh yeah, this submissive stuff is good all right.
915 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 20:24
When she is SUPER SOFT I get SUPER HARD.
916 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 21:15
Yesterday, I had a boner like I'd not experienced in a decade.
917 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 23:16
I believe I have mastered the art of being extremely aroused while simultaneously not being erect.
918 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 12:12
My arousal comes from my erection.
919 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 16:09
My masochistic femboy slut fantasies are running absolutely wild and it's interfering with my work productivity.
920 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 12:00
Buncha chutney ferrets up ins
921 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 15:18
Why is soft so good to squish.
922 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 15:43
Soft was made to be squished, that's why.
923 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 16:46
Survivng in this sexual desert is giving me a whole new lewd skillset. My fantasies have never been so powerful, and I'm knocking on the door of lewd lucid dreaming as well.
924 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 19:02
Think of every time you jack off as paying yourself for a professional handjob. You're rich.
925 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 19:57
There is not enough squish in the world, so I must become squishy for others to fawn over and fantasize about squishing.
926 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 12:50
Words that sound lewd regardless of context, such as "jut" and "nacelle"
927 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 00:21
D A D D Y
C O O L

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,,.....イ.ヽヽ、ニ__ ーーノ゙-、. AREA OF VIP
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    |  \/゙(__)\,|  i | but i will onyL let
    >   ヽ. ハ  |   || you in if yOu pAyme EnoUgh ;)

928 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 01:46
Binding myself to a cum pact to settle for nothing less out of 3D sex than short haired tomboy fucks
929 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 03:45
This lock up is making me crazy. At first I was fapping pretty much non-stop out of boredom. Now I want pussy so bad it is driving me crazy. I am channeling this shit and work out non-stop so that when everything opens up I can hit up the tanning salon, get my my hair cut, and buy some new clothes. I want balls deep, nut draining, baby making, bed breaking, walls shaking, girl screaming, endless creaming sex.
930 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 06:19
>>929
I have been locked up in my house as a NEET for about a year now, basically quarantined before quarantine, and like you I am also crazy for sex, or any physical company from a woman in general. Except unlike you, I didn't get any pussy pre-NEETdom and I'm not getting any after.
931 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-22 03:24
Imagining the entire development of my sex life with every broad I meet on the street. I empathize with >>929-kun
932 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 15:03
Onii-chan's dolly spat in my face so I wringed its neck, nya~
933 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 16:21
Not gonna lie, choking is hot as hell. Only when consensual, though.
934 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:25
I said I'd never go back... Hacking into the hoelodex once again in a last-ditch search for poon
935 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:54
maybe if somebody fucked me senseless with a knife to my throat everything else would fall into place
936 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 17:26
Saw an absolutely gorgeous woman sporting what looked to be a military surplus balaclava at the grocery store. She gave me two kinds of erections
937 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 20:03
One in your pants, and another in your butt?
938 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 10:27
SQUISHING THE SOFTNESS
939 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 15:55
Stage II of the state reopening: government-mandated hoes transferred to every single male's place of residence
940 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 02:17
pooper penetration
941 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 11:25
Cute phimotic PENESIS
942 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 17:51
Slampigs of the world, unite!
943 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 20:12
I am all about that SLUTTY SHIT
944 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 21:01
All the college hoes are packing up and filing out of the city. It's true what they say, hate to see them leave, love to watch them go.
945 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 11:29
Inserting my PENIS into a SOFT and CUTE girl.
946 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 20:51
Being the SOFT and CUTE girl that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.
947 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:23
I never doubted the gods for a minute. Out of left field, a hoe appears that is ready and willing for penis. I thank thee for thy bounty, to whom it may concern.
948 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:27
Being the SOFT and CUTE girl with PENIS that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.
949 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 19:00
BDSM on a budget: save your old belts and ties to use as restraints
950 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 19:46
Performing advanced math in order to calculate a favorable fucks to effort/money spent ratio
951 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 19:42
Intensely squishing SOFT.
952 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 20:53
Going on a quest to romance every JEWS
953 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 21:32
Going on a dungeon adventure to necromance all the sexy zombies
954 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 07:50
SQUISHABLE SOFT
955 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 20:33
Sssssssssssssoftable squish.
956 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 13:18
In a surprising twist of fate, my hard nippled adversary has appeared again and wants to spend a night in my house. Time for the shocking conclusion of literal years of lewd thoughts
957 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 10:08
My face up against a jiggly behind worth of SOFT SQUISH.
958 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 12:58
I'm constantly reaching new levels of horniness. It's only a matter of time before I start actively seeking sex with anyone who's willing.
959 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 14:41
My grand strategy cannot be thwarted, my pussy soldiers will find their target soon.
960 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 08:09
Why do I get so horny after working out.
961 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 14:31
>>960
You test spikes post workout. Jerking off is a gains goblin.
962 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 17:08
Squishing the SOFT
963 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 17:39
Thinking about dicks. COCKS. Penises. Members. Manhoods. Fat burly dicks.
964 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 09:16
Casually raising the age limit on my dating app after watching that aunt in The Wolf of Wall Street
965 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 10:16
Hard penis vs soft girl.
966 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 03:58
touch my anus
967 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 15:23
>>961
Jerking off increases your test long term. Its lowered immediately after you blow your load, but doing it regularly maintains higher T levels. Thats why the coomer is bald. brb fapping
968 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 16:52
SO SOFT AND SQUISHY CUTE GIRL AGAINST MY PENIS NOW NOW NOW
969 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 17:27
>>967
You want as much test in your system as possible post workout while your muscles are repairing.
970 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 19:50
Why don't you bro science nerds test how my penis sliding down your throat
971 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 19:58
...FEELS, how my penis FEELS
972 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 23:42
It's especially effective if you have a positive JO sesh with your bro
973 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-16 15:24
Need a cock. I don't care which hole it goes in, just stick it in.
974 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 10:52
Bonering on the bus as I ponder SQUISHY cosplayers.
975 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 14:47
Being shown apartments by a literal semen demon, if I get to see that ass every day I might be sold
976 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 19:19
Forever seeking the Mishima to my Morita
977 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-18 17:28
Sending every ounce of my lewd energy through the cosmos to summon up a woman for fuck. I'm sure one will come swiftly after my astral body becomes powerful enough
978 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 23:09
fat, throbbing dicks
979 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-20 16:55
Lewd thoughts transforming slowly into lewd plans that lead to lewd actions and lewd sex
980 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 02:23
pooper penetration
981 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 19:50
Watching a new show and correctly guessing which characters have the most rule 34
982 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 23:31
Bargaining with the old gods once again in the name of the pussy
983 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 23:31
Tentacle pussy?
984 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-28 04:57
pen0r
985 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-29 13:54
Lewd gooks
986 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 08:18
Going out in a blaze of glory and getting a woman over to fucken before literally everyone in this sorry country has the virus
987 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-02 23:26
How much finagling do I have to do to get some ex sex
988 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-04 17:45
SQUISHING ON THE SOFT.
989 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-04 21:17
Pump 'er in the dump'er, George
990 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-05 12:54
Softness got SQUOUGHT.
991 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 10:11
Admirable and inspiring oni fuck, admirable and inspiring oni fuck, it's awwwright
992 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 17:41
This is my lewd confession. For the past few years, I've exclusively administered penis on my old twin bed. My housemate, who sleeps on a king bed, entirely moved out a couple months ago due to the pandemic. I recently came to the incredible epiphany that I could turn his room into *my* room, to use for lewd activities. I've found great success with it so far, and will be utilizing it again this weekend. The larger bed is simply too good of a commodity to pass up, I feel like my eyes have been opened to a quality of lewd life that I never imagined.
993 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 17:53
Just happy to see that someone here is getting sex at all, #992.
994 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-09 16:25
I just want to walk into my bedroom and see some thick broad lying nude on the matress, looking like one of those old masters’ paintings.
995 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-10 02:39
Squished soft I did.
996 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-10 03:47
rape me pls
997 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-10 12:22
Porking garage
999 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-11 09:49
Penultimate GET
1000 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-11 09:57
ROBOTIC PENIS

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