[LEWD] Post ITT every time you have LEWD thoughts, again! [BAKA]

929 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 03:45

Quoted by: >>930

This lock up is making me crazy. At first I was fapping pretty much non-stop out of boredom. Now I want pussy so bad it is driving me crazy. I am channeling this shit and work out non-stop so that when everything opens up I can hit up the tanning salon, get my my hair cut, and buy some new clothes. I want balls deep, nut draining, baby making, bed breaking, walls shaking, girl screaming, endless creaming sex.

930 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 06:19

>>929
I have been locked up in my house as a NEET for about a year now, basically quarantined before quarantine, and like you I am also crazy for sex, or any physical company from a woman in general. Except unlike you, I didn't get any pussy pre-NEETdom and I'm not getting any after.

931 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-22 03:24

Imagining the entire development of my sex life with every broad I meet on the street. I empathize with >>929-kun

932 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 15:03

Onii-chan's dolly spat in my face so I wringed its neck, nya~

933 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 16:21

Not gonna lie, choking is hot as hell. Only when consensual, though.

934 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:25

I said I'd never go back... Hacking into the hoelodex once again in a last-ditch search for poon

935 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:54

maybe if somebody fucked me senseless with a knife to my throat everything else would fall into place

936 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 17:26

Saw an absolutely gorgeous woman sporting what looked to be a military surplus balaclava at the grocery store. She gave me two kinds of erections

937 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 20:03

One in your pants, and another in your butt?

938 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 10:27

SQUISHING THE SOFTNESS

939 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 15:55

Stage II of the state reopening: government-mandated hoes transferred to every single male's place of residence

940 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 02:17

pooper penetration

941 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 11:25

Cute phimotic PENESIS

942 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 17:51

Slampigs of the world, unite!

943 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 20:12

I am all about that SLUTTY SHIT

944 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 21:01

All the college hoes are packing up and filing out of the city. It's true what they say, hate to see them leave, love to watch them go.

945 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 11:29

Inserting my PENIS into a SOFT and CUTE girl.

946 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 20:51

Being the SOFT and CUTE girl that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.

947 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:23

I never doubted the gods for a minute. Out of left field, a hoe appears that is ready and willing for penis. I thank thee for thy bounty, to whom it may concern.

948 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:27

Being the SOFT and CUTE girl with PENIS that's getting a PENIS inserted into her.

949 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 19:00

BDSM on a budget: save your old belts and ties to use as restraints

950 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 19:46

Performing advanced math in order to calculate a favorable fucks to effort/money spent ratio

951 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 19:42

Intensely squishing SOFT.

952 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 20:53

Going on a quest to romance every JEWS

953 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 21:32

Going on a dungeon adventure to necromance all the sexy zombies

954 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 07:50

SQUISHABLE SOFT

955 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 20:33

Sssssssssssssoftable squish.

956 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 13:18

In a surprising twist of fate, my hard nippled adversary has appeared again and wants to spend a night in my house. Time for the shocking conclusion of literal years of lewd thoughts

957 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 10:08

My face up against a jiggly behind worth of SOFT SQUISH.

958 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 12:58

I'm constantly reaching new levels of horniness. It's only a matter of time before I start actively seeking sex with anyone who's willing.

959 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 14:41

My grand strategy cannot be thwarted, my pussy soldiers will find their target soon.

960 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 08:09

Quoted by: >>961

Why do I get so horny after working out.

961 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 14:31

Quoted by: >>967

>>960
You test spikes post workout. Jerking off is a gains goblin.

962 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 17:08

Squishing the SOFT

963 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 17:39

Thinking about dicks. COCKS. Penises. Members. Manhoods. Fat burly dicks.

964 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 09:16

Casually raising the age limit on my dating app after watching that aunt in The Wolf of Wall Street

965 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 10:16

Hard penis vs soft girl.

966 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 03:58

touch my anus

967 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 15:23

Quoted by: >>969

>>961
Jerking off increases your test long term. Its lowered immediately after you blow your load, but doing it regularly maintains higher T levels. Thats why the coomer is bald. brb fapping

968 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 16:52

SO SOFT AND SQUISHY CUTE GIRL AGAINST MY PENIS NOW NOW NOW

969 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 17:27

>>967
You want as much test in your system as possible post workout while your muscles are repairing.

970 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 19:50

Why don't you bro science nerds test how my penis sliding down your throat

971 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 19:58

...FEELS, how my penis FEELS

972 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 23:42

It's especially effective if you have a positive JO sesh with your bro

973 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-16 15:24

Need a cock. I don't care which hole it goes in, just stick it in.

974 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 10:52

Bonering on the bus as I ponder SQUISHY cosplayers.

975 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 14:47

Being shown apartments by a literal semen demon, if I get to see that ass every day I might be sold

976 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 19:19

Forever seeking the Mishima to my Morita

977 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-18 17:28

Sending every ounce of my lewd energy through the cosmos to summon up a woman for fuck. I'm sure one will come swiftly after my astral body becomes powerful enough

978 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 23:09

fat, throbbing dicks

979 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-20 16:55

Lewd thoughts transforming slowly into lewd plans that lead to lewd actions and lewd sex

980 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 02:23

pooper penetration

981 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 19:50

Watching a new show and correctly guessing which characters have the most rule 34

982 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 23:31

Bargaining with the old gods once again in the name of the pussy

983 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 23:31

Tentacle pussy?

984 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-28 04:57

pen0r

985 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-29 13:54

Lewd gooks

986 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 08:18

Going out in a blaze of glory and getting a woman over to fucken before literally everyone in this sorry country has the virus

987 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-02 23:26

How much finagling do I have to do to get some ex sex

988 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-04 17:45

SQUISHING ON THE SOFT.

989 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-04 21:17

Pump 'er in the dump'er, George

990 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-05 12:54

Softness got SQUOUGHT.

991 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 10:11

Admirable and inspiring oni fuck, admirable and inspiring oni fuck, it's awwwright

992 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 17:41

This is my lewd confession. For the past few years, I've exclusively administered penis on my old twin bed. My housemate, who sleeps on a king bed, entirely moved out a couple months ago due to the pandemic. I recently came to the incredible epiphany that I could turn his room into *my* room, to use for lewd activities. I've found great success with it so far, and will be utilizing it again this weekend. The larger bed is simply too good of a commodity to pass up, I feel like my eyes have been opened to a quality of lewd life that I never imagined.

993 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-06 17:53

Just happy to see that someone here is getting sex at all, #992.

994 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-09 16:25

I just want to walk into my bedroom and see some thick broad lying nude on the matress, looking like one of those old masters’ paintings.