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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part the sixth]

601 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-19 10:19
>>600 you are correct
602 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-20 01:45
Guys! I'm racist!
603 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-20 01:58
Good for you!
604 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-20 03:32
I'm 200% nigger!
605 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-21 02:57
I would like to inform you all that I am, in fact, a black man. Surprising, isn't it?
606 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-21 17:28
This is getting nigger and nigger still!
607 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-22 15:26
It's time for the ultimate grind to BEGIN
608 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-22 20:41
COOORN
609 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-23 14:55
What even happens in Michigan? I’m standing in the middle of Lansing and I’m still convinced it’s a fake state
610 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-24 16:53
Mission Accomplished, not Complete
611 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-24 22:35
that sure is some number of wikipedia articles
612 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-25 07:22
If you have corona virus you should get out off the computer and go outside more
613 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-25 14:28
If they don’t put a trace of lime in whatever medicine they come up with, scientists are official buzzkills
614 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-25 21:29
Alright, I've downpitched every clap and hihat in every sample pack I have and still can't reproduce that ugly trap clicky crunchy noise
615 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-26 06:45
Hey bro check out my new lobotomy. Got it custom done on friday, pretty sweet right?
616 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-26 07:46
I'm lost in the rice fields again
617 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-26 19:40
My JEWS friends made me ride the chair and become a man last night. I guess I'm a JEWS too now, officially
618 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-26 21:41
Is the chair carried by a ritual foreskin golem?
619 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-27 04:35
>>618
They might save the golem special occasions, I just got a handful of drunk jewmen.
620 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-27 17:42
Zeeky Boogy Doog
621 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-27 21:13
And so begins my miserable journey on antibiotics
622 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-27 21:48
Penile niggerology
623 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-30 06:23
Give Coronavirus-chan a kisu~
624 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-30 14:38
How do you spell Chance the Rapper's little scream-y sound?
625 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-31 12:24
I wake up and I curse profusely
626 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-31 19:30
I sincerely, truly, absolutely, unequivocally do not want to live
627 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-31 19:48
god bless
628 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-01 01:09
I'll be fucked in the urethra with an upside-down paddy wagon before I let them fuck me over and not make them bitterly wish they hadn't
629 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-01 22:25
Get in the lewd thread with that urethra talk, fucky boy
630 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-02 06:23
>>626
Then shoot up a synagogue before you go out with a bang. The blood on the jews' hands for their genocidal crimes against humanity justifies it.
631 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-02 11:52
Get in the JEWS thread with that matzoh removal talk, shooty boy
632 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-02 13:36
just found a 100 monetary unit amazon gift card in a drawer. nice
633 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-02 22:38
Get in the JEWs thread with that monetary unit talk, Hebrew boy
634 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-03 03:59
OOOOOHHHH, well played, Kaiba boy!~
635 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-03 21:25
A hundred quatloos, eh? That's about as many as fifteen sestertii.
636 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 15:42
Doing this everyday feels like I’m punching in my time card for life
637 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-04 19:25
Another day, another night shift at the cheese factory.
638 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-05 15:56
I’m so FUCKING sleepy, I want to shriek like a bat that’s been burned by the sun
639 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-05 16:16
Anus Soothe Pile Cream
640 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-05 19:32
m mnnnmnnfmfmfnfnnmsmsmsnsnmssjsmsmnsjsms
641 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-07 02:04
May you be licked to death by kittens
642 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-07 14:16
Speedily posting on my way to the yume thread
643 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-08 15:21
Getting my ass fucked by my job, AGAIN
644 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-08 22:47
Not posted much recently, but rest assured, I still exist
645 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-09 01:22
Great, now there's four of us!
646 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-09 02:37
Tired as shit
647 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-09 13:57
You’ll never find a more committed crew of 5-10 VIPPERS
648 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-09 19:41
Well, most recently men have also been forced into exotic muscle exercises for the purpose of making their dicks as good as a dildo in certain ways
649 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-09 19:59
NYARLAHOTEPPU
650 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-10 15:16
Ordinarily this sharing-economy quasihostel would charge extra for bed bugs, but in your case, we'll waive that fee as an apology
651 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-10 21:02
Maybe something happens
652 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-11 04:40
This is MY week, I SWEAR IT
653 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-12 01:49
Hoo
654 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-12 03:51
Taking out the trash
655 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-12 16:16
Another day spent upsetting my boss, the grind never stops
656 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-12 17:45
Cock, balls, the whole nine yards
657 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-13 04:00
My cat has a very feminine, delicate name that she got from a previous owner. She is very ferocious. I had considered giving her a new one, but the old name is so much hers in a Boy-Named-Sue sort of way that it's impossible now.
658 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-14 17:21
I feel alive today, this is great
659 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-16 03:03
Drinking heavily and doing drugs alone but in the chill having a good time way, not the cry for help way
660 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-16 09:37
get play game good today
661 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-16 22:31
Coming soon: The Comeback
662 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-17 01:05
Revenge of the Son of Return
663 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-17 01:33
Check in with me, and do your job
Daddy is the name, JEWS did the chain
664 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-17 12:12
Getting close to teh cool satan number!
665 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-17 21:33
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the....
666 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-18 13:56
I love me some good schadenfruede
667 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-18 14:10
Misspelling? Can't be, I'm using an error-correcting modem
668 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-19 12:46
Time for an entire weekend with my special little friend
669 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-19 15:14
This is my special little friend, there are many like it but this one is mine
670 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-19 16:21
NEET exchange
671 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-19 18:56
someone follow my twitter i have zero subscribers and it hurts my ego so please subscribe, thanks
672 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-20 00:18
forgot for 6 whole months that i wordfiltered "influencer" to "shill"
673 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-20 17:44
Nyoooooooooom
674 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-20 21:18
Ok nyoomer
675 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-22 07:14
I got a bracelet of power stones as a gift, I can literally feel my brain expanding
676 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-22 18:00
On the high seas, it's all flotsam, jetsam, and jissom
677 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-22 18:39
I'm gonna nyoom
678 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-23 03:01
Blue Moon - here I am drinking alone
679 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-23 07:25
uppie boopie cachiloopie
680 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-24 02:39
I’m back—back in the VIPPER grove!
681 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-24 14:44
vip4lyf niggaz
682 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-24 18:57

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683 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-25 01:54
ey yuh im a vipper ya
684 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-25 10:51
v
i
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685 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-25 11:12
vajayjay in penor
686 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-26 15:21
Back on the grind, once again
687 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-27 14:43
The Divine Comedy's just a big fat self-insert fanfiction
688 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-28 14:48
VIPNATION
689 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-28 17:15
Nigger, nigger
Nigger of the C-I-A
Nigger, nigger
Nigger of the C-I, Nigger of the C-I, C-I C-I-A-a-a
690 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-29 19:01
This is my first visit as well as my first post. So I guess that's pretty fitting then isn't it?
691 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-01 14:17
Drunk hoes screaming in the drive thru at 9 AM
692 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-03 14:03
Keep ya grades up
693 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-04 12:13
mblehkebeyin
694 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-04 19:22
m'blehs be keyin'
695 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-04 21:05
Hard-nippled friendship restored, what a most auspicious day
696 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-05 13:13
I know I had a strange yume but I can’t remember it...
697 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-05 15:36
Nanashi
698 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-05 16:53
I had a dream about riding around in a taxi.
699 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-05 17:14
I love to shit
700 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-05 17:44
Enjoying the panic setting in as the general public grows increasingly uneasy.
701 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-06 11:38
Moomin chapter titles in a Japanese style ~ A troll's night out
702 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-06 14:43
It’s everyday, comrade
703 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-07 15:13
Forgot to bump while high once again... I'll handle it tonight :(
704 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-07 16:24
Nyanpasu
705 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-08 10:34
Oh, this site supports https? That would've been nice to know
706 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-08 10:53
Now the NRA know about your wet dreams
707 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-08 13:30
And that’s OKAY
708 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-08 19:53
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
709 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-09 10:52
Uwugwem.
710 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-09 18:52
Sweet laudanum dreams, VIPPER
711 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-09 20:29
Dinosaur man, I am kind of glad I don't look like that.
712 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-10 14:21
Clocking in for another long day
713 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-11 07:09
GENUFLECT
714 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-11 11:32
Hi
715 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-11 12:01
Colleges are gonna shut down over a shitty flu
716 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-12 07:55
I think people would visit this site more often if the domain name weren't such a handful.
717 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-12 12:01
It's one of the myriad of pleb filters in place to dissipate the masses and leave only the true VIPPERS behind
718 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-12 15:26
I think women would visit this site more often if the domain name weren't an oblique reference to menstrual discharge. Oof sweatie.
719 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-13 04:42
>>715
I wish work would shut down. I would love to NEET it up for a couple weeks.
720 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-13 08:54
CATGIRLS FEARING THE CORONYAN VIRUS
721 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-13 12:14
I've come to make an announcement: COVID-19's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking clout. That's right. She took her viral fuckin' respiratory dick out and she pissed on my FUCKING clout. and she said her dick was THIS BIG, and I said futa's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. COVID-19, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. psfshHSFHFSH That's right, baby. All point, no cure, no survivors, look at that, it looks like two skulls and a bone. She fucked my clout, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER VIRAL PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the death DRrrrrRROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
722 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-13 13:48
No college, no job because the public school system around here's flipping shit. I guess there'll be a lot more high thread bumps soon...
723 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-13 19:02
Sober: Yucca Brevifolia

Drunk: YUCCLEBEYIEN
724 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-13 19:33
Nigga you can't just piss on the moon, that's fucked up.
725 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-15 12:26
Panzerkampfvagina
726 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-15 13:07
I'm reverting to the most base form of my weaboo self
727 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-15 14:59
SOOGER BLYERTH
728 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-16 00:11
My nose is so stuffy.
729 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-16 12:51
Ooh this chinkpox is just killing me
730 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-16 12:55
Who the fuck uses a whole roll of toilet paper in a day?
731 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-16 13:32
Why do they call them stores if they don't store anything lmao
732 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-16 19:46
i visited
733 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-17 14:58
I was cleaning my apartment and found a pill bottle with an eighth of weed in it. It's the little victories that keep a man going
734 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-18 07:49
Free image joke idea: image of a Quentin Tarantino midget lookalike captioned "Quarantino"
735 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-18 10:22
Only users lose drugs, >>733-san.
736 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-18 14:49
I want to go OUT
737 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-18 20:38
HEEEEY
738 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-19 00:42
I forget if I've bumped today so just in case
739 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-19 15:22
Now, more so than ever; chiggers.
740 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-19 17:05
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks
741 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-19 20:48
My name is Ricardo
I am a retardo
I live on the 99th floor
I sit in the steeple
And pee on the people
And then I pee on them some more
742 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-20 12:31
While I was high I fucked up the circuit box and now I have to call maintenance
743 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-20 14:07
Laotian flipbooks taught me that chestnut flowers supposedly smell like semen
744 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-21 12:51
The next two weeks of this quarantine will be spent watching a very VIP cat. Pictures will of course soon follow
745 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-21 18:07
referring to farts as biological vapors from now on
746 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 01:56
So you open the game and it is just cookieclicker but with a monster girl theme. There are no H Scenes and they have microtransition to just skip days ahead.

referring to this particular brand of kusoge as biological vapors from now on
747 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 15:26
I would love to suck on a penis, but I have never done it. I don't think anyone would let me do it.
748 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 16:09
A futile quandary to be sure
749 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 16:35
So I entered "the holocaust never happened the 6mil is a lie" into a field like the other text but when I uploaded it that particular piece of text had disappeared like any mention of what happened to Hiroshi Hasegawa.
750 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-22 16:40
>>747
Not anybody attractive for sure. I don't know your beauty standards though.
751 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-23 03:19
Chiggety china the chinese chigger
752 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-23 09:52
The American, drinking alcohol while inhaling oxygen
753 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-23 14:50
Yucclerinden.
754 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 01:57
I don't know if I'm achieving zen or going numb
755 Name: Shuckey Duckey 2020-03-24 07:47
Life under quarantine is much the same as life outside of quarantine. NEETLyfe is eternal.
756 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 08:10
Russian large-board Sosach (2ch.hk) shitposters are DDoSing the Russian small imageboards. The whole modern Russian young culture is a piece of crap dictated by the government, degraded mass media and the western propaganda. And these disgusting youngsters are now going on MY territory!
() - : <
757 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 13:51
Why are you here, jew?

What attracts you to this place?

I know you're not going to answer, but you are going to see this post.
758 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 15:01
I bet that jew is secretly a nazi. Let's go kick his ass right back to Treblinka.
759 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 15:56
There are two camps when it comes to quarantine; the wannabe hikikomori who crack the joke about how they've been preparing for it their whole life while secretly lamenting not being able to go to social functions, and the people who post constantly about how they're going insane from boredom because they've been quarantined for four days.
760 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 17:49
Something there is that doesn't love a wall,
That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it,
And spills the upper boulders in the sun;
And makes gaps even two can pass abreast.
The work of hunters is another thing:
I have come after them and made repair
Where they have left not one stone on a stone,
But they would have the rabbit out of hiding,
To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean,
No one has seen them made or heard them made,
But at spring mending-time we find them there.
I let my neighbor know beyond the hill;
And on a day we meet to walk the line
And set the wall between us once again.
We keep the wall between us as we go.
To each the boulders that have fallen to each.
And some are loaves and some so nearly balls
We have to use a spell to make them balance:
‘Stay where you are until our backs are turned!’
We wear our fingers rough with handling them.
Oh, just another kind of out-door game,
One on a side. It comes to little more:
There where it is we do not need the wall:
He is all pine and I am apple orchard.
My apple trees will never get across
And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him.
He only says, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’
Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder
If I could put a notion in his head:
‘Why do they make good neighbors? Isn't it
Where there are cows? But here there are no cows.
Before I built a wall I'd ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offense.
Something there is that doesn't love a wall,
That wants it down.’ I could say ‘Elves’ to him,
But it's not elves exactly, and I'd rather
He said it for himself. I see him there
Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top
In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed.
He moves in darkness as it seems to me,
Not of woods only and the shade of trees.
He will not go behind his father's saying,
And he likes having thought of it so well
He says again, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’
761 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 20:04
>>760
I never liked any type of poetry. It's written in a hard-to-read way. It's easier to write a full paragraph of your thoughts then to form it for some reason into a tower of short magic spells. Also, it sounds very faggot-like even when females say it, but especially when these things are told by men, or "men" for this matter. I enjoy song lyrics though -- cause they come from clear and short emotions and are often accompanied by good music.
762 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-24 20:10
That feel when by living alone for a long time, you started actually noticing and making a list of reasons why you wouldn't be a suitable partner in a relationship to live in one house with. Other people are filthy, but so am I. Others are filthier though.
763 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-25 09:06
oath
764 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-25 18:59
The cringe thread seems to have been taken over by a single politically-minded individual since the last time I was here
765 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-25 21:39
cloaca virus
766 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-25 23:10
The Suika thread seems to have been taken over by a single sake-minded oni since the last time I was here
767 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-27 21:16
I keep forgetting if I've posted yet today
768 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-28 03:41
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
769 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-28 16:44
I'm only here if my conditions are met.
770 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-30 09:39
I have started constantly wearing my 40 $ soundproof headphones I bought two months ago. On the street, I hate the sounds of other people or any living beings, even the wind. At home, I hate the sounds from the street and from my crazy neighbors. I have noticed that this overall decreases my nervous attacks to one or so per week. It's usually two or three. Nice results.
771 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-30 10:59
>>770
Poke your eardrums with needles. Same result.
772 Name: VIPPER 2020-03-30 17:53
sophie
alice
emily
sarah
rachel
lily
leah
chloe
olivia
natalie
nicole

her
773 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-01 19:21
Making small but meaningful thefts from the university
774 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-03 07:20
Daisy chaining promise chains.
775 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-03 12:41
First pasta meal of the week
776 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-04 00:03
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777 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-04 10:19
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to Wuhan wet market a while ago; you know, the wet market? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the buildings, and it had "150 yuan off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to the wet market just because the 150 yuan off, fool. It's only 150 yuan, 1-5-0 YUAN for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some pangolins, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna buy the bat soup." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yuan if you get out of the streets. The wet market should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the T-shaped alley can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about the place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to buy clams, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, to-go." Who in the world buys to-go nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it at home?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "to-go"? Coming from a wet market veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra noodle shark fin soup. That's right, extra noodle shark fin soup. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra noodle means more noodles than shark fin. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the fishermen from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the sushi restaurants.
778 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-04 11:03
wwwww
779 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-05 01:23
Right on, for sure, my neighbor
780 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-05 11:43
is everyone getting all the free videogames they can this pandemic? you need to stock up for the next o-- uh, you don't know how long it's going to last
781 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-06 13:11
Just got hired to wear full-body leathers while manually draining accumulated water from customers' basements. Please cheer for my future career as a sump pump gimp
782 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-06 14:03
Go to the lewd thread where you belong, you nasty sewer gimp
783 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-07 05:12
I wish textboards were more widespread
784 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-07 10:40
>>781
Good luck, VIPPER. Meanwhile, I've been training my citrus-loving mustid to bounce on spring mats in isolation. One day he'll make a great wolverine tangerine quarantine trampoline performer, I know it.
785 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-08 13:52
HELTER SKELTER
786 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-09 19:17
Back in da lab
787 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-10 05:21
This was by far one of the dopest pieces of work. Yes I'm Black. Yes I get off this shit. Yes this really happens becasue the world fetishizes black men. The size doesn't matter it'll automatically be called bbc because that's what white america japanese people had created. Kinda like the misunderstanding of the word negus. White folks back then didin't understand it and started calling people ni@@ers. Japanese people secretly love this blacked shit but like the roman would act like they don't in public. I say this. If hentai has a good plot and decent artwork i love it because i'm not gifted in creating things like this. You're entitled to not like it, that's cool your opinion and that's dope. If you do like it that's cool too. I just want more of this!
788 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-10 06:22
This was by far one of the dopest pieces of work. Yes I'm Black. Yes I get off this shit. Yes this really happens becasue the world fetishizes black men. The size doesn't matter it'll automatically be called bbc because that's what white america japanese people had created. Kinda like the misunderstanding of the word negus. White folks back then didin't understand it and started calling people ni@@ers. Japanese people secretly love this blacked shit but like the roman would act like they don't in public. I say this. If hentai has a good plot and decent artwork i love it because i'm not gifted in creating things like this. You're entitled to not like it, that's cool your opinion and that's dope. If you do like it that's cool too. I just want more of this!
789 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-10 08:52
Good mroing
790 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-10 12:58
This was by far one of the dopest pieces of work
791 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 07:14
Yes I'm Black
792 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 07:23
When my lungs finally give up on me, can I get them replaced with a pair of accordion bellows? Thanks.
793 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 12:57
Watch me bang out this paper like a GOD
794 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 13:19
Humbapphelibemm
795 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 17:12
I wish I was laid off.
796 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 19:09
Woah, I haven't enjoyed VIP QUALITY in like five years.

Thank you everyone who has kept some sort of site like this alive. You are truly great and very attractive.
797 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 19:45
No kidding, the QUALITY is so dense to cut with a machete!
798 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 21:22
I can't get this slut off my mind. Not that I mind.
799 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-11 23:13
Why yes I am very attractive thank you
800 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-12 11:11
Serendipitous 800GET
801 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-12 21:20
Yes I get off this shit. Yes this really happens becasue the world fetishizes black men.
802 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-13 00:47
ジー
アール
アー
ヴィー
イー
テー
イーグレク
803 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-14 12:41
Another hundred-something posts before the only GET that matters
804 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-15 01:18
The game is afoot, >>803 -san. I will see you in a month.
805 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-15 08:23
CHANCE TIME
806 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-17 10:46
I get the feeling some of you guys might not be bumping every first time...
807 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-17 12:18
What?? No......
808 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-17 14:02
I would bump more often but when I visit I am stuck chosing between posting in the Suika, Cringe, or Table Cat threads(i.e. the most VIP threads on the site) due to the h*cking l*me post timers.
809 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-17 17:59
And now for the Friday afternoon ultraviolence session with our expert maniac, Jack the VIPPER.
810 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 12:44
I think I've been hit with a sinus infection or something, hopefully it's not strep. I'm pretty sure it's not dat Rona but we'll see
811 Name: desu vult 2020-04-18 16:37
LOL
812 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 18:26
Drunk Bumpin'
813 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 19:17
I wish I was drunk so I could turn off my brain. Thinking is for bookworms and losers.
814 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-18 21:40
Yo yo dis thread be bumpin
815 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-19 08:36
[Insert pretentious philosophical rabble here]
816 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-19 21:44
soon the high thread will be bumped
817 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-19 22:55
Sgnarghe.
818 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-20 08:11
Meat-seeking missile
819 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-21 05:00
Happy Birthday

we miss u
820 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-21 15:45
Luxembourg Grand Prix
821 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-21 17:00
Boy, might as well get the paddle out so my client can beat my ass harder with these insane deadlines he's giving me.
822 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-21 19:23
hello vipers
823 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-22 07:10
Now ich will get in mein Cloudwagon und drive hencewith.
824 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-22 13:38
Time to grind once again
825 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-22 23:01
My penis is medium sized
826 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-23 15:23
Finnish culture is centered around shoes. They have holidays for shoes. They killed hundreds of thousands of Finns to buy shoes. They listen to shoe music. They elect a shoe as their prime minister. They dress and act like shoes. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from shoes. They post sassy gifs about shoes. They watch shoe shows in worship of shoes. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of shoes. They use shoe slang like "kicks" and "jays". When you say "trainer" they're not thinking of a person working in a gym. They're thinking of the shoes. Their cities are completely overrun with shoes. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately wearing shoes and their global police force of soldiers wearing shoes. Their men sit around talking about Nike while their women sit around watching shoe TV shows and fantasizing about shoes. They worship shoes like Jordans and and Vans and the late Crocs while attacking the people who actually built their country before shoes took over. Their movies are filled with shoes and their music charts are topped by shoes. They send shoes to the Olympics and celebrate when athletes wearing their shoes win because those shoes are true Finnish shoes. They watch shoe porn to a point where "puma" does not make them think of an animal but about shoes instead. They will tell you how much they hate shoes and how the "Finnish Shoe" meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love shoes but the evidence speaks for itself in that Finland has always been and will be a nation of shoe loving faggots.
827 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-24 13:18
Sweet mother of garlic farts, boy wonder
828 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-24 14:32
Nigger nipples
829 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-25 01:22
The schoolgirl hadn't understood a word of the soldier's American, but she understood how burgers worked.
830 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-25 14:49
That's way too long to be a successful copypasta, >>826. But I would still like to see it done as ``Japanese culture is centered around bento boxes.''.
831 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-25 20:09
My little nuts are swelling with cum
832 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-26 06:31
Using slappin' as an adjective in the same way as smokin'
833 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-26 15:19
Les chiggeurs
834 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-26 15:43
Yes, I am a gamer
835 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-26 22:10
LES GAMEURS
836 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-27 00:39
Nips.
837 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-27 02:17
gay sex
838 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-27 13:08
Please cure my cancer.
839 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-27 16:38
los gringos
840 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-27 17:54
Please cure my coveted cucumber.
841 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 14:18

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842 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 14:28
Well, I'm only into you for the huge cock, >>841-chan. So that's fine.
843 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 14:35
I have schizophrenia, lol
844 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-29 08:43
>>843
Typical of jews.
845 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-29 14:54
Between chiggers and key lime pie, I favour the latter
846 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-30 01:11
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
847 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-30 18:02
The half-life of massive loli cock is about two days.
848 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-01 18:45
Always complain about the state of things, but never try to change it or even so much as offer a solution. This way you don't have to take responsiblity if your plan pans out, but if it succeeds you can force your way into the discourse by insisting it was your idea.
849 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-01 23:20
I'm off the antibiotics boys, let's get crunk
850 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-02 13:18
Clitoridae
851 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-02 20:08
Oh take me back to the range~
where wi-ild clitoridae still roam~
852 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-02 20:55
Some say you will love me one day
And I will wait, I will wait to get your loving one day
853 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 14:48
Asuka Langley Soryu
854 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 14:52
Pancakes are life!
Stop the sandwich menace!
855 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 21:06
hey lads
was looking for an archive of old /vip/ and found you
hope you're all doing ok
cheers
856 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 22:12
>>855
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with VIP coins even death may die.
857 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 08:06
If you have a friend or relative that stops working due to the pandemic, try turning them on and off again.
858 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 08:14
The JEW is no longer spamming gay porn, but gloating over interracial. How typical for a jew.
859 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 09:16
Snorting ground-up VIPcoins makes you immortal, because the grim reaper will accept as bribe nasal mucus mixed with fool's gold.
860 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 12:14
today fucking sucks
tomorrow might too
better not stick around to find out
861 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 12:23
High thread watch out, I have a plan to create weed seasoning and I will enact it in the coming weeks.
862 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 18:32
Chiggety China, the Chinese chigger
863 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 06:36
Posting this first thing in the morning.
864 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 06:53
very and inexistent
865 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 21:24
I have a very large penis, but my face is ugly
866 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 07:10
Can't wait for it to be summer so I can wake up feeling sweaty and uncomfortable first thing in the morning.
867 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 16:43
Can't wait for it to be summer so I can wake with joints that aren't all stiff from the cold when I do my workout first thing in the morning.

Also to known VIPPER and suspected Canukistani Fumo fetishist that used to post HAM radio frequencies in Oekaki: I just bought a radio and I will be licensed shortly. Secret Frequency of VIP Quality soon™?
868 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 18:55
Can't wait for it to be summer so I can get a hummer from your mom
869 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 23:13
My favorite part of summer is suffering in the heat. It's a very comfortable discomfort, makes you feel alive.
870 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 06:42
It's a good thing summer hasn't started yet, huh?
871 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 14:34
VIP civil war
872 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 18:00
I wanna be a VIP STAR VIP STAR
873 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-09 13:19
Procrastinating instead of doing my job, hooray
874 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 12:35
No!
875 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 13:33
I don't need discomfort to feel alive, but I suppose exercising makes me feel MORE alive.
876 Name: fumbduck 2020-05-10 16:50
uhhhhh
877 Name: Fumbduck 2020-05-11 12:47
I am retarded
878 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 13:22
My pet peeve is when they don't fucking translate the "ara ara"
879 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 13:24
My pet peeve is when they don't fucking translate the "Under the moon loli to issho"
880 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 13:25
My pet peeve is that sole remaining front tooth in the mouth of your mom
881 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 14:02
Don't worry, I always translate the ara's. I'm not some filthy weeaboo.
882 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 23:06
Wait... What???
883 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 09:38
>>881
But do you leave the fufufu's?
884 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 12:54
Ufufufufu.....
885 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 12:57
Ofoofoofoo~
886 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 13:47
>>883
Hell no. Why would I?
887 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 07:15
Morning smoke and coffee
888 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 08:21
>>886
ok based
889 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 09:03
Will you look at that. What a disgrace
890 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 22:52
off my meds
891 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 06:42
Chink flu fucking sucks. You just feel kinda shitty and run down with a nagging cough. Almost a month of this shit and it still isn't going away.
892 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 06:46
Felt like my phone was possessed earlier this morning, it just wouldn't do anything I told it to. Probably just tapping all the wrong things cause I'd just woken up, though.
893 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 21:21
I've decided I'm going to stop spamming Chiggers oekaki.
894 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 10:30
At the speed of light, yeah
We can stand on our feet
You go after my lead
895 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 16:18
VIPPERS against the chink flu~
896 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 18:10
JOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOO
897 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 18:41
I speak japanese
898 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 09:57
Yabai desu ne (star)
899 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 11:23
Kyon-kun, denwa~
900 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 12:32
>>899
why does she sit like that?
901 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 13:38
Pushing the meta in a game that maybe 100 Americans have played
902 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 00:27
I'm fat.
903 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 06:40
Imagine having the power of self-resurrection and having to explain the awkwardness of returning from the dead to your friends and family.
904 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 06:49
Fetus can't speak
905 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 07:21
Pushin' this love I'm feelin'
906 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 09:29
Oink oink, motherfuckers
907 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 12:00
Zuzuzuzu
908 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 13:45
hi
909 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 14:45
Hololive and Vtubers are some dangerous shit. Where did the last couple hours go...
910 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 22:45
I have a tapeworm
911 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 22:45
>>909
To one of the minor swirl clusters in the dark void of a timesink that is anime.
912 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 22:49
Got beat up by a dang buzzard
913 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 02:24
So I was sitting here trying to study all day and just not getting anywhere. After taking a break to clear my head I opened up steam thinking of playing a game. Looking at all the RPGs in my collection it all of a sudden occurred to me. Studying is just grinding a new class. I want to be able to reclass but I lacked the prerequisite skill levels needed to unlock it. So I closed steam, opened up my study guide and all of a sudden there was no block in my mind and everything was interesting and easy to follow.
914 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 23:35
J.R.R. Tolkien popularizes elves. The west makes them racist. Japan makes them submissive fucktoys.
915 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 00:37
Hi
916 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 12:22
Wake up and declare your presence with a mighty SNEEZE!!
917 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 13:28
The best thing about your country not being on lockdown: casually heading out for a haircut.
918 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 18:07
The homies will be visiting this Friday, how exciting
919 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 07:12
Making foolish decisions and backtracking on them instantly.
920 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 20:18
In a few hours, I'll talk out of my ass for fifteen minutes, and then I will have officially earned my degree. Feel free to applaud me or fellate me for my hard work.
921 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-22 07:13
"Pfft, I'm sure can't hurt THAT much, you just have sensitive skin," said VIPPER, who would soon realize that it does, in fact, hurt that much.
922 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-23 10:16
Putting the excise in exercise.
923 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-23 14:31
Third reich Daddyc Ool
924 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-23 21:04
My cat is spending her day murdering bugs, what an excellent investment
925 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 07:25
♪ Iiiiiiiif women like that like men like those then why don't women like me ♪
926 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 11:08
I'm here, I'm not queer -- get used to it!
927 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 13:32
Words that americans use, such as "thrive" and "struggle"
928 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 14:36
U & w & U again
929 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 22:18
Words that americans use, such as "Jipthael" and "Mgthranya"
930 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 01:36
Double dipping my fries in hot sauce that I didn't even refrigerate. I'm becoming a real madman
931 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 08:05
No thoughts, head empty - A man rendering his most destructive tool-his brain-inert and achieving equilibrium with nature; is that not nirvana?
932 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 12:21
932
933 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 15:11
my face when my face when
934 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 17:41
Anthraxis the half-waterwyrm bounty hunter waited. The antecrepuscular ululations of the nightsoilwolves would soon begin, heralding a swift undoing of those unfortunates stuck within their outhouses. "Not tonight," Anthraxis thought, gently but intensely finger-fucking his faerie sparkleblade in anticipation, "this night shall be the day when those wild shithounds are gonna get it."
935 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 07:40
[vocalizes the Super Mario Sunshine secret stage theme]
936 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 15:43
Those random flashes of self-awareness when you realize that this massive information overload we have going on in our lives 24/7 365 has made you numb to life.
937 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 16:32
Your things get shot
Your party stop
When I roll up teen wolfin' on an ambulance top
This ain't no game ain't never been no show
And I'll gladly gun down the oldest lady you know
938 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 18:43
when you become someone's follower you are becoming a piece of their exobrain, literally part of their neurochemistry; everytime you "smash that like button" you make causal alterations to my nervous system, you become one with my mesh of electronic flesh
939 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:19
We're living in the cool cyberpunk dystopia from my favorite animes, but with 0% of the fun aesthetic . Genuinely disappointing.
940 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 07:38
Let's return to the mid-2000's video game UI aesthetic. Just slightly bulky, gradients and decorative grunge, and rectangular increment bars oh my.
It'll make its comeback in about 10 years when the nostalgia kicks in, mark my words.
941 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 10:21
phrases like "intellectual honesty" and "creative integrity" can sound grandiose, but I think it's really as simple as being rigorous with yourself about what you believe and what you like
942 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 12:18
Ooh I love my bike, I love my bike, IGH!!
943 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 17:31
That moment when you read back the post you spent half an hour typing out and all you can think is,
"lmao, what nerd wrote this self-agrandzing, psuedo-intellectual, navelgazing faggotry? Take a shower and go outside virgin."
So you delete it, type something up real quick, turn on the shower and go outside.
lmao
944 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 19:12
>>943
Going back on your word isn't very VIP
945 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 19:48
Strokeposting is very VIP
946 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 04:08
bump
947 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 04:25
I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.
948 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 04:32
Fuck you!
949 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 07:10
Nice, long nails.
950 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 15:42
Recently I started watching more anime, dubbed of course because I’m not a degenerate and man was I missing out.
951 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 16:23
Surely there's no speech less formal than faux ebonics?
952 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 16:50
>>944
But I did though. I simply neglected to mention posting came after the shower was turned on, before oekaki was drawn, and before I got in the shower. Now I am about to shower, dress, and go outside to play today and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
953 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 18:44
I made some tea today.
954 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 08:36
Stable workflow? Free time? Reasonable working hours? These are foreign concepts to me.
955 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 16:46
vagina vagina popenis
popenis popenis vagina
vagina vagina popenis vagina
vagina vagina popenis
956 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 17:58
So impecunious as to not be unable to afford an arse, little compares to the wretchedness of a pooper pauper
957 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 02:06
fart boner
958 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 10:40
And that's a wrap. Cut. Print. Done.
959 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 11:23
Wizard
960 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 12:24
He who craps his pants and runs away, lives to crap his pants another day.
961 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 14:49
I haven't eaten breakfast but it's so late. I guess I'm treating myself to brunch.
962 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 09:26
Peanuts are the gayest nuts because the word almost sounds like "penis."
963 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 15:14
If you eat any kind of nut you better just accept your sexuality, faggy boy
964 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 16:11
Any kind of butter, too
965 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 21:28
I have been awake for going on my third day straight. Rioters stopped a block away and have just been camping there. No sleep in case I have to defend myself in the event they break into my apartment. I really hope this shit gets dealt with soon.
966 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 07:52
You can be a faggy boy without eating any nuts.
967 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 20:36
Shit is over. I guess they were waiting to see if the riots would turn into a full blown insurrection. Once it looked like there would be push back from the government they went home.

There is literally nothing worse than upper middle-class college educated white liberals. They are bored narcissists who want violent revolution but they don't want to attack the politicians or the business fronts of major corporations who fuck the nation over on a daily basis and are protected by the police. No, the real enemy of the proletariat and class struggle are the people who are living in the poorest neighborhood in a predominantly upper middle class white town. The working class has stood in the way of the working class for too long. The only way to rectify this situation is clearly to break all the windows and lights, slash the tires, and spraypaint racist slogans on the 1990 honda accord of a guy who can only work 10 hours a week at minimum wage during corona and who no longer has savings and will likely end up homeless in the very near future. Thank you antifa for hijacking this BLM so you can continue to shit on the white working class that you hold in utter contempt and ensure that you have plenty of selfies to post on facebook and twitter to brag about how you are a real revolutionary before you go back to your comfortable upper middle class homes there were oh so graciously protected from any looting by the police you claim to be fighting.
968 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:26
>>965
Ganbatte, VIPPER
969 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 08:39
My throat is now made of acid
970 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 12:51
That terrifying moment when you realize you have to reverse out of hermit mode before your company arrives
971 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 23:18
Three emergency orders to go indoors have come over my phone in the last 24 hours. I don't even have service and took the sim card out. I just use it for reading web novels when I am smoking. Like the shit is over in my area and I don't even know if it is going on somewhere else because I can't go outside and leave the alley to see if there is smoke or sounds elsewhere in town because they got fucking drones patrolling the sky looking for people breaking curfew.
972 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 00:44
>>965
A few years ago I lived in the middle of the London-(((riots))). I had to stay up all night to keep illegal imports from illegally importing themselves into my garden to hide from the police. Then after 2-3 hours of light rest on the couch I went to work a full day. Meanwhile the illegal imports kept doing their illegal activities.

I moved not long after that.
973 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 06:41
And VIPPER rose out of his bed on the third day, spelling his return to the land of the living.
974 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 14:01
Working out without my gym feels like an exercise in futility, I miss picking things up and putting them down. Maybe I'll just give up and be strictly a cardio chump until everything's open
975 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 14:40
I'm with the niggers on this one
976 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 16:58
Sweating my ass off in this damn heat. Which I guess isn't so bad since I'm trying to lose weight, but even so...
977 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 21:20
Waking up at 0400 to alternately running and lift weights lets me enjoy the cool of the morning while I exercise and keep an eye on the neighborhood. That way I am awake and alert when my neighbors have to go to work/school and I can jump in should there be an emergency.

There are two ways people around me have been reacting to the riot. The majority of them seem broken and demoralized. They rarely go out any more and when they do they walk hunched over and with their heads hung as they scurry to and from their cars. Their curtains are closed and windows tightly shut in the midst of this heat. They are usually the skinnyfat guys that are hyper-political and women. The minority are vigilant. They keep their curtains and windows wide open. They are smoking outside and going for walks more frequently. They are talking with one another about what to do if an emergency happens. They are becoming galvanized on certain issues.

I have a feeling within the year the weak and timid will flee the city. Wherever they end up they will ruin it just like they did here. Weak men always vote for appeasement and weakness. Their weakness invites destruction and their progress always comes at the expense of other people's lives.
978 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 13:24
I'm just here to grill.
979 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 17:45
The smell of barbecue in the air makes every day better. Someone should fire up the grill near the protest sites.
980 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 07:37
Nails have really smooth surfaces if you let them grow.
981 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 11:12
Will you do your part for this year's International Burn A Church Day? Spark 'em up at six o'clock PM, UTC!
982 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 21:12
I am studying classical fencing and it blows my mind how much different it is that the epee fencing I practiced in college. Modern fencing has devolved from a vicious and dirty combat art designed to kill through any means into a hyper specialized modo designed only to score points. With the change in modo comes a subtle but defined shift in tempo that informs the misura. Classical fencing is as related to modern fencing as classical is to stage fencing.
983 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 06:59
It's us you were lookin' for, right, mister?
984 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 10:37
Classical fencing is the bare-toothed art of shifting hot loot across the border and not getting narkt.
985 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 04:16
I must confess.... This was not my FIRST TIME today :'(
986 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 11:59
gunklebinken
gunklebinken
987 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 12:03
Tired of masturbating too much? Imagine the inaudible, mournful cry of millions upon millions of Pikmin after you blow your load.
988 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 17:45
there are children starving in africa and you're just spilling your seed without consideration
989 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 18:21
Lourque maor, fooel
990 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 07:58
Nothing goes to waste if you just recycle it. Seed contains plenty of nutrients.
991 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 07:58
Nubäriyeth.
992 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 20:21
If a baseball player shits himself while scoring a point, would you call it runs batted in?
993 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 02:38
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
994 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 08:08
Wish my body didn't have a 3-hour windup phase in the morning before I can actually start being productive.
995 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 14:07
>>994
I found that it doesn't matter if I go to bed at 5 in the morning. If I get to wake up at 12 I am ready for anything. The closer to midnight backwards from 12 I have to wake up the longer I will take before I can consider myself useful.

Getting up early to do a job I could do just as well later in the day is really un-VIP.
996 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 18:56
Making amateur films with the bros is a fun way to pass quarantine time
997 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 23:31
Making amateur films with the bros and one hoe is a fun way to violate quarantine
998 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:50
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight
999 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:50
キタ!!!!!!
1000 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:51
The thread has ended peacefully

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