Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part the sixth]

841 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 14:18

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842 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 14:28

Well, I'm only into you for the huge cock, >>841-chan. So that's fine.

843 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-28 14:35

Quoted by: >>844

I have schizophrenia, lol

844 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-29 08:43

>>843
Typical of jews.

845 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-29 14:54

Between chiggers and key lime pie, I favour the latter

846 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-30 01:11

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

847 Name: VIPPER 2020-04-30 18:02

The half-life of massive loli cock is about two days.

848 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-01 18:45

Always complain about the state of things, but never try to change it or even so much as offer a solution. This way you don't have to take responsiblity if your plan pans out, but if it succeeds you can force your way into the discourse by insisting it was your idea.

849 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-01 23:20

I'm off the antibiotics boys, let's get crunk

850 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-02 13:18

Clitoridae

851 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-02 20:08

Oh take me back to the range~
where wi-ild clitoridae still roam~

852 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-02 20:55

Some say you will love me one day
And I will wait, I will wait to get your loving one day

853 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 14:48

Asuka Langley Soryu

854 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 14:52

Pancakes are life!
Stop the sandwich menace!

855 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 21:06

Quoted by: >>856

hey lads
was looking for an archive of old /vip/ and found you
hope you're all doing ok
cheers

856 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-03 22:12

>>855
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with VIP coins even death may die.

857 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 08:06

If you have a friend or relative that stops working due to the pandemic, try turning them on and off again.

858 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 08:14

The JEW is no longer spamming gay porn, but gloating over interracial. How typical for a jew.

859 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 09:16

Snorting ground-up VIPcoins makes you immortal, because the grim reaper will accept as bribe nasal mucus mixed with fool's gold.

860 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 12:14

today fucking sucks
tomorrow might too
better not stick around to find out

861 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 12:23

High thread watch out, I have a plan to create weed seasoning and I will enact it in the coming weeks.

862 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-04 18:32

Chiggety China, the Chinese chigger

863 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 06:36

Posting this first thing in the morning.

864 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 06:53

very and inexistent

865 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-05 21:24

I have a very large penis, but my face is ugly

866 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 07:10

Can't wait for it to be summer so I can wake up feeling sweaty and uncomfortable first thing in the morning.

867 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 16:43

Can't wait for it to be summer so I can wake with joints that aren't all stiff from the cold when I do my workout first thing in the morning.

Also to known VIPPER and suspected Canukistani Fumo fetishist that used to post HAM radio frequencies in Oekaki: I just bought a radio and I will be licensed shortly. Secret Frequency of VIP Quality soon™?

868 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 18:55

Can't wait for it to be summer so I can get a hummer from your mom

869 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-07 23:13

My favorite part of summer is suffering in the heat. It's a very comfortable discomfort, makes you feel alive.

870 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 06:42

It's a good thing summer hasn't started yet, huh?

871 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 14:34

VIP civil war

872 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 18:00

I wanna be a VIP STAR VIP STAR

873 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-09 13:19

Procrastinating instead of doing my job, hooray

874 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 12:35

No!

875 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-10 13:33

I don't need discomfort to feel alive, but I suppose exercising makes me feel MORE alive.

876 Name: fumbduck 2020-05-10 16:50

uhhhhh

877 Name: Fumbduck 2020-05-11 12:47

I am retarded

878 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 13:22

My pet peeve is when they don't fucking translate the "ara ara"

879 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 13:24

My pet peeve is when they don't fucking translate the "Under the moon loli to issho"

880 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 13:25

My pet peeve is that sole remaining front tooth in the mouth of your mom

881 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 14:02

Quoted by: >>883

Don't worry, I always translate the ara's. I'm not some filthy weeaboo.

882 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 23:06

Wait... What???

883 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 09:38

Quoted by: >>886

>>881
But do you leave the fufufu's?

884 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 12:54

Ufufufufu.....

885 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 12:57

Ofoofoofoo~

886 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-12 13:47

Quoted by: >>888

>>883
Hell no. Why would I?

887 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 07:15

Morning smoke and coffee

888 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 08:21

>>886
ok based

889 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 09:03

Will you look at that. What a disgrace

890 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 22:52

off my meds

891 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 06:42

Chink flu fucking sucks. You just feel kinda shitty and run down with a nagging cough. Almost a month of this shit and it still isn't going away.

892 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 06:46

Felt like my phone was possessed earlier this morning, it just wouldn't do anything I told it to. Probably just tapping all the wrong things cause I'd just woken up, though.

893 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-14 21:21

I've decided I'm going to stop spamming Chiggers oekaki.

894 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 10:30

At the speed of light, yeah
We can stand on our feet
You go after my lead

895 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 16:18

VIPPERS against the chink flu~

896 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 18:10

JOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOO

897 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-15 18:41

I speak japanese

898 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 09:57

Yabai desu ne (star)

899 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 11:23

Quoted by: >>900

Kyon-kun, denwa~

900 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 12:32

>>899
why does she sit like that?

901 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-16 13:38

Pushing the meta in a game that maybe 100 Americans have played

902 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 00:27

I'm fat.

903 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 06:40

Imagine having the power of self-resurrection and having to explain the awkwardness of returning from the dead to your friends and family.

904 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-17 06:49

Fetus can't speak

905 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 07:21

Pushin' this love I'm feelin'

906 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 09:29

Oink oink, motherfuckers

907 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 12:00

Zuzuzuzu

908 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 13:45

hi

909 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 14:45

Quoted by: >>911

Hololive and Vtubers are some dangerous shit. Where did the last couple hours go...

910 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 22:45

I have a tapeworm

911 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 22:45

>>909
To one of the minor swirl clusters in the dark void of a timesink that is anime.

912 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-18 22:49

Got beat up by a dang buzzard

913 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 02:24

So I was sitting here trying to study all day and just not getting anywhere. After taking a break to clear my head I opened up steam thinking of playing a game. Looking at all the RPGs in my collection it all of a sudden occurred to me. Studying is just grinding a new class. I want to be able to reclass but I lacked the prerequisite skill levels needed to unlock it. So I closed steam, opened up my study guide and all of a sudden there was no block in my mind and everything was interesting and easy to follow.

914 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-19 23:35

J.R.R. Tolkien popularizes elves. The west makes them racist. Japan makes them submissive fucktoys.

915 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 00:37

Hi

916 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 12:22

Wake up and declare your presence with a mighty SNEEZE!!

917 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 13:28

The best thing about your country not being on lockdown: casually heading out for a haircut.

918 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-20 18:07

The homies will be visiting this Friday, how exciting

919 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 07:12

Making foolish decisions and backtracking on them instantly.

920 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-21 20:18

In a few hours, I'll talk out of my ass for fifteen minutes, and then I will have officially earned my degree. Feel free to applaud me or fellate me for my hard work.

921 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-22 07:13

"Pfft, I'm sure can't hurt THAT much, you just have sensitive skin," said VIPPER, who would soon realize that it does, in fact, hurt that much.

922 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-23 10:16

Putting the excise in exercise.

923 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-23 14:31

Third reich Daddyc Ool

924 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-23 21:04

My cat is spending her day murdering bugs, what an excellent investment

925 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 07:25

♪ Iiiiiiiif women like that like men like those then why don't women like me ♪

926 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 11:08

I'm here, I'm not queer -- get used to it!

927 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 13:32

Words that americans use, such as "thrive" and "struggle"

928 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 14:36

U & w & U again

929 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-24 22:18

Words that americans use, such as "Jipthael" and "Mgthranya"

930 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 01:36

Double dipping my fries in hot sauce that I didn't even refrigerate. I'm becoming a real madman

931 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 08:05

No thoughts, head empty - A man rendering his most destructive tool-his brain-inert and achieving equilibrium with nature; is that not nirvana?

932 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 12:21

932

933 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 15:11

my face when my face when

934 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-25 17:41

Anthraxis the half-waterwyrm bounty hunter waited. The antecrepuscular ululations of the nightsoilwolves would soon begin, heralding a swift undoing of those unfortunates stuck within their outhouses. "Not tonight," Anthraxis thought, gently but intensely finger-fucking his faerie sparkleblade in anticipation, "this night shall be the day when those wild shithounds are gonna get it."

935 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 07:40

[vocalizes the Super Mario Sunshine secret stage theme]

936 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 15:43

Those random flashes of self-awareness when you realize that this massive information overload we have going on in our lives 24/7 365 has made you numb to life.

937 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 16:32

Your things get shot
Your party stop
When I roll up teen wolfin' on an ambulance top
This ain't no game ain't never been no show
And I'll gladly gun down the oldest lady you know

938 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-26 18:43

when you become someone's follower you are becoming a piece of their exobrain, literally part of their neurochemistry; everytime you "smash that like button" you make causal alterations to my nervous system, you become one with my mesh of electronic flesh

939 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 03:19

We're living in the cool cyberpunk dystopia from my favorite animes, but with 0% of the fun aesthetic . Genuinely disappointing.

940 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 07:38

Let's return to the mid-2000's video game UI aesthetic. Just slightly bulky, gradients and decorative grunge, and rectangular increment bars oh my.
It'll make its comeback in about 10 years when the nostalgia kicks in, mark my words.

941 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 10:21

phrases like "intellectual honesty" and "creative integrity" can sound grandiose, but I think it's really as simple as being rigorous with yourself about what you believe and what you like

942 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 12:18

Ooh I love my bike, I love my bike, IGH!!

943 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 17:31

Quoted by: >>944

That moment when you read back the post you spent half an hour typing out and all you can think is,

"lmao, what nerd wrote this self-agrandzing, psuedo-intellectual, navelgazing faggotry? Take a shower and go outside virgin."

So you delete it, type something up real quick, turn on the shower and go outside.
lmao

944 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 19:12

Quoted by: >>952

>>943
Going back on your word isn't very VIP

945 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-27 19:48

Strokeposting is very VIP

946 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 04:08

bump

947 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 04:25

I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

948 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 04:32

Fuck you!

949 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 07:10

Nice, long nails.

950 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 15:42

Recently I started watching more anime, dubbed of course because I’m not a degenerate and man was I missing out.

951 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 16:23

Surely there's no speech less formal than faux ebonics?

952 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 16:50

>>944
But I did though. I simply neglected to mention posting came after the shower was turned on, before oekaki was drawn, and before I got in the shower. Now I am about to shower, dress, and go outside to play today and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

953 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 18:44

I made some tea today.

954 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 08:36

Stable workflow? Free time? Reasonable working hours? These are foreign concepts to me.

955 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 16:46

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956 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 17:58

So impecunious as to not be unable to afford an arse, little compares to the wretchedness of a pooper pauper

957 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 02:06

fart boner

958 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 10:40

And that's a wrap. Cut. Print. Done.

959 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 11:23

Wizard

960 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 12:24

He who craps his pants and runs away, lives to crap his pants another day.

961 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 14:49

I haven't eaten breakfast but it's so late. I guess I'm treating myself to brunch.

962 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 09:26

Peanuts are the gayest nuts because the word almost sounds like "penis."

963 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 15:14

If you eat any kind of nut you better just accept your sexuality, faggy boy

964 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 16:11

Any kind of butter, too

965 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 21:28

Quoted by: >>968,972

I have been awake for going on my third day straight. Rioters stopped a block away and have just been camping there. No sleep in case I have to defend myself in the event they break into my apartment. I really hope this shit gets dealt with soon.

966 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 07:52

You can be a faggy boy without eating any nuts.

967 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 20:36

Shit is over. I guess they were waiting to see if the riots would turn into a full blown insurrection. Once it looked like there would be push back from the government they went home.

There is literally nothing worse than upper middle-class college educated white liberals. They are bored narcissists who want violent revolution but they don't want to attack the politicians or the business fronts of major corporations who fuck the nation over on a daily basis and are protected by the police. No, the real enemy of the proletariat and class struggle are the people who are living in the poorest neighborhood in a predominantly upper middle class white town. The working class has stood in the way of the working class for too long. The only way to rectify this situation is clearly to break all the windows and lights, slash the tires, and spraypaint racist slogans on the 1990 honda accord of a guy who can only work 10 hours a week at minimum wage during corona and who no longer has savings and will likely end up homeless in the very near future. Thank you antifa for hijacking this BLM so you can continue to shit on the white working class that you hold in utter contempt and ensure that you have plenty of selfies to post on facebook and twitter to brag about how you are a real revolutionary before you go back to your comfortable upper middle class homes there were oh so graciously protected from any looting by the police you claim to be fighting.

968 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:26

>>965
Ganbatte, VIPPER

969 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 08:39

My throat is now made of acid

970 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 12:51

That terrifying moment when you realize you have to reverse out of hermit mode before your company arrives

971 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 23:18

Three emergency orders to go indoors have come over my phone in the last 24 hours. I don't even have service and took the sim card out. I just use it for reading web novels when I am smoking. Like the shit is over in my area and I don't even know if it is going on somewhere else because I can't go outside and leave the alley to see if there is smoke or sounds elsewhere in town because they got fucking drones patrolling the sky looking for people breaking curfew.

972 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 00:44

>>965
A few years ago I lived in the middle of the London-(((riots))). I had to stay up all night to keep illegal imports from illegally importing themselves into my garden to hide from the police. Then after 2-3 hours of light rest on the couch I went to work a full day. Meanwhile the illegal imports kept doing their illegal activities.

I moved not long after that.

973 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 06:41

And VIPPER rose out of his bed on the third day, spelling his return to the land of the living.

974 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 14:01

Working out without my gym feels like an exercise in futility, I miss picking things up and putting them down. Maybe I'll just give up and be strictly a cardio chump until everything's open

975 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 14:40

I'm with the niggers on this one

976 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 16:58

Sweating my ass off in this damn heat. Which I guess isn't so bad since I'm trying to lose weight, but even so...

977 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 21:20

Waking up at 0400 to alternately running and lift weights lets me enjoy the cool of the morning while I exercise and keep an eye on the neighborhood. That way I am awake and alert when my neighbors have to go to work/school and I can jump in should there be an emergency.

There are two ways people around me have been reacting to the riot. The majority of them seem broken and demoralized. They rarely go out any more and when they do they walk hunched over and with their heads hung as they scurry to and from their cars. Their curtains are closed and windows tightly shut in the midst of this heat. They are usually the skinnyfat guys that are hyper-political and women. The minority are vigilant. They keep their curtains and windows wide open. They are smoking outside and going for walks more frequently. They are talking with one another about what to do if an emergency happens. They are becoming galvanized on certain issues.

I have a feeling within the year the weak and timid will flee the city. Wherever they end up they will ruin it just like they did here. Weak men always vote for appeasement and weakness. Their weakness invites destruction and their progress always comes at the expense of other people's lives.

978 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 13:24

I'm just here to grill.

979 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 17:45

The smell of barbecue in the air makes every day better. Someone should fire up the grill near the protest sites.

980 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 07:37

Nails have really smooth surfaces if you let them grow.

981 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 11:12

Will you do your part for this year's International Burn A Church Day? Spark 'em up at six o'clock PM, UTC!

982 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 21:12

I am studying classical fencing and it blows my mind how much different it is that the epee fencing I practiced in college. Modern fencing has devolved from a vicious and dirty combat art designed to kill through any means into a hyper specialized modo designed only to score points. With the change in modo comes a subtle but defined shift in tempo that informs the misura. Classical fencing is as related to modern fencing as classical is to stage fencing.

983 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 06:59

It's us you were lookin' for, right, mister?

984 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 10:37

Classical fencing is the bare-toothed art of shifting hot loot across the border and not getting narkt.

985 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 04:16

I must confess.... This was not my FIRST TIME today :'(

986 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 11:59

gunklebinken
gunklebinken

987 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 12:03

Tired of masturbating too much? Imagine the inaudible, mournful cry of millions upon millions of Pikmin after you blow your load.

988 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 17:45

there are children starving in africa and you're just spilling your seed without consideration

989 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 18:21

Lourque maor, fooel

990 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 07:58

Nothing goes to waste if you just recycle it. Seed contains plenty of nutrients.

991 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 07:58

Nubäriyeth.

992 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 20:21

If a baseball player shits himself while scoring a point, would you call it runs batted in?

993 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 02:38

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994 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 08:08

Quoted by: >>995

Wish my body didn't have a 3-hour windup phase in the morning before I can actually start being productive.

995 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 14:07

>>994
I found that it doesn't matter if I go to bed at 5 in the morning. If I get to wake up at 12 I am ready for anything. The closer to midnight backwards from 12 I have to wake up the longer I will take before I can consider myself useful.

Getting up early to do a job I could do just as well later in the day is really un-VIP.

996 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 18:56

Making amateur films with the bros is a fun way to pass quarantine time

997 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 23:31

Making amateur films with the bros and one hoe is a fun way to violate quarantine

998 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:50

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

999 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:50

キタ！！！！！！

1000 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:51

The thread has ended peacefully

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