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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part the sixth]

951 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 16:23
Surely there's no speech less formal than faux ebonics?
952 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 16:50
But I did though. I simply neglected to mention posting came after the shower was turned on, before oekaki was drawn, and before I got in the shower. Now I am about to shower, dress, and go outside to play today and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
953 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-28 18:44
I made some tea today.
954 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 08:36
Stable workflow? Free time? Reasonable working hours? These are foreign concepts to me.
955 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 16:46
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956 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-29 17:58
So impecunious as to not be unable to afford an arse, little compares to the wretchedness of a pooper pauper
957 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 02:06
fart boner
958 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 10:40
And that's a wrap. Cut. Print. Done.
959 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 11:23
960 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 12:24
He who craps his pants and runs away, lives to crap his pants another day.
961 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-30 14:49
I haven't eaten breakfast but it's so late. I guess I'm treating myself to brunch.
962 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 09:26
Peanuts are the gayest nuts because the word almost sounds like "penis."
963 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 15:14
If you eat any kind of nut you better just accept your sexuality, faggy boy
964 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 16:11
Any kind of butter, too
965 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-31 21:28
I have been awake for going on my third day straight. Rioters stopped a block away and have just been camping there. No sleep in case I have to defend myself in the event they break into my apartment. I really hope this shit gets dealt with soon.
966 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 07:52
You can be a faggy boy without eating any nuts.
967 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-01 20:36
Shit is over. I guess they were waiting to see if the riots would turn into a full blown insurrection. Once it looked like there would be push back from the government they went home.

There is literally nothing worse than upper middle-class college educated white liberals. They are bored narcissists who want violent revolution but they don't want to attack the politicians or the business fronts of major corporations who fuck the nation over on a daily basis and are protected by the police. No, the real enemy of the proletariat and class struggle are the people who are living in the poorest neighborhood in a predominantly upper middle class white town. The working class has stood in the way of the working class for too long. The only way to rectify this situation is clearly to break all the windows and lights, slash the tires, and spraypaint racist slogans on the 1990 honda accord of a guy who can only work 10 hours a week at minimum wage during corona and who no longer has savings and will likely end up homeless in the very near future. Thank you antifa for hijacking this BLM so you can continue to shit on the white working class that you hold in utter contempt and ensure that you have plenty of selfies to post on facebook and twitter to brag about how you are a real revolutionary before you go back to your comfortable upper middle class homes there were oh so graciously protected from any looting by the police you claim to be fighting.
968 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 01:26
Ganbatte, VIPPER
969 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 08:39
My throat is now made of acid
970 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 12:51
That terrifying moment when you realize you have to reverse out of hermit mode before your company arrives
971 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-02 23:18
Three emergency orders to go indoors have come over my phone in the last 24 hours. I don't even have service and took the sim card out. I just use it for reading web novels when I am smoking. Like the shit is over in my area and I don't even know if it is going on somewhere else because I can't go outside and leave the alley to see if there is smoke or sounds elsewhere in town because they got fucking drones patrolling the sky looking for people breaking curfew.
972 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 00:44
A few years ago I lived in the middle of the London-(((riots))). I had to stay up all night to keep illegal imports from illegally importing themselves into my garden to hide from the police. Then after 2-3 hours of light rest on the couch I went to work a full day. Meanwhile the illegal imports kept doing their illegal activities.

I moved not long after that.
973 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-03 06:41
And VIPPER rose out of his bed on the third day, spelling his return to the land of the living.
974 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 14:01
Working out without my gym feels like an exercise in futility, I miss picking things up and putting them down. Maybe I'll just give up and be strictly a cardio chump until everything's open
975 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 14:40
I'm with the niggers on this one
976 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 16:58
Sweating my ass off in this damn heat. Which I guess isn't so bad since I'm trying to lose weight, but even so...
977 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-04 21:20
Waking up at 0400 to alternately running and lift weights lets me enjoy the cool of the morning while I exercise and keep an eye on the neighborhood. That way I am awake and alert when my neighbors have to go to work/school and I can jump in should there be an emergency.

There are two ways people around me have been reacting to the riot. The majority of them seem broken and demoralized. They rarely go out any more and when they do they walk hunched over and with their heads hung as they scurry to and from their cars. Their curtains are closed and windows tightly shut in the midst of this heat. They are usually the skinnyfat guys that are hyper-political and women. The minority are vigilant. They keep their curtains and windows wide open. They are smoking outside and going for walks more frequently. They are talking with one another about what to do if an emergency happens. They are becoming galvanized on certain issues.

I have a feeling within the year the weak and timid will flee the city. Wherever they end up they will ruin it just like they did here. Weak men always vote for appeasement and weakness. Their weakness invites destruction and their progress always comes at the expense of other people's lives.
978 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 13:24
I'm just here to grill.
979 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-05 17:45
The smell of barbecue in the air makes every day better. Someone should fire up the grill near the protest sites.
980 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 07:37
Nails have really smooth surfaces if you let them grow.
981 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 11:12
Will you do your part for this year's International Burn A Church Day? Spark 'em up at six o'clock PM, UTC!
982 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-06 21:12
I am studying classical fencing and it blows my mind how much different it is that the epee fencing I practiced in college. Modern fencing has devolved from a vicious and dirty combat art designed to kill through any means into a hyper specialized modo designed only to score points. With the change in modo comes a subtle but defined shift in tempo that informs the misura. Classical fencing is as related to modern fencing as classical is to stage fencing.
983 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 06:59
It's us you were lookin' for, right, mister?
984 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-07 10:37
Classical fencing is the bare-toothed art of shifting hot loot across the border and not getting narkt.
985 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 04:16
I must confess.... This was not my FIRST TIME today :'(
986 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 11:59
987 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 12:03
Tired of masturbating too much? Imagine the inaudible, mournful cry of millions upon millions of Pikmin after you blow your load.
988 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 17:45
there are children starving in africa and you're just spilling your seed without consideration
989 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-08 18:21
Lourque maor, fooel
990 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 07:58
Nothing goes to waste if you just recycle it. Seed contains plenty of nutrients.
991 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 07:58
992 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-09 20:21
If a baseball player shits himself while scoring a point, would you call it runs batted in?
993 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 02:38
994 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 08:08
Wish my body didn't have a 3-hour windup phase in the morning before I can actually start being productive.
995 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 14:07
I found that it doesn't matter if I go to bed at 5 in the morning. If I get to wake up at 12 I am ready for anything. The closer to midnight backwards from 12 I have to wake up the longer I will take before I can consider myself useful.

Getting up early to do a job I could do just as well later in the day is really un-VIP.
996 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 18:56
Making amateur films with the bros is a fun way to pass quarantine time
997 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-10 23:31
Making amateur films with the bros and one hoe is a fun way to violate quarantine
998 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:50
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight
999 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:50
1000 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:51
The thread has ended peacefully

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