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[[#1 TOP PRIORITY]] [[URGENT]] [[MISSION CRITICAL]] MAMA REQUEST THREAD

1 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-12 06:41
ASK MAMA TO DO THINGS IN THIS THREAD IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE THEM SEEM VERY IMPORTANT

MY FIRST REQUEST IS FOR MAMA TO PLEASE FIX RAT, RAT IS GONE, PLEASE I NEED HIM BACK IN MY LIFE IN THE UPPER BAR
2 Name: VIPPER 2020-01-12 13:13
MAMA-SAN, PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ORACLE PER-SEAT LICENSING. YOU MAY BE EXCEEDING YOUR CURRENT LICENSING POLICY.
3 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2020-01-15 20:07
>>1
I forgot which video it used to be exactly, but I think I just put the same one in its place.
4 Name: VIPPER 2020-02-29 12:32
MAMA-SAN, THE SITUATION IS GROWING EVER MORE DIRE BY THE DAY. PLEASE QUARANTINE THREADS WITH MORE THAN 100 POSTS TO REDUCE RISK OF CONTAGION.
5 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2020-05-08 10:12
Here's an experiment. The admin password for the images section is: unvip.
Feel free to delete whichever images you deem to be a a bad fit for the website.
6 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 15:10
ta
7 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-08 15:19
Image 129 is duplicated but owing to some backend fucker uses the same post number twice so I don't know how to remove the dup without removing both.
8 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-09 09:58
Being able to delete images doesn't solve shit. Introduce IP-bans/cooldowns/permabans/shadowbans/etc. to keep the un-VIP spammer from coming here.
9 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-09 13:06
>>8
you really know how to ask for things!
10 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-11 17:02
I request that MAMA has a good day.
11 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 14:46
Chiggers
12 Name: VIPPER 2020-05-13 17:34
MOMMA THE SECRET AREA OF VIP QUALITY IS NOW SUIKAS EASY SPACE
13 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-01 00:31
MAMA I HAVE AN URGENT REQUEST

SAOVQ BANNER CONTEST FOR THE NEW DECADE
14 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 02:12
>>8 an imageboard I used to use around 05-09ish used to have a shadow board. An IP that had been shadow banned would see every post on the board, including their own, but only the shadowbanned users would be able to see their own posts. There was also a button that allowed regular users to see the shadowboard which was pretty funny watching a bunch of mentally ill stalkers freaking out over why people weren't responding to them and all the while not realizing that there were other people right next to them in the thread doing the exact same thing.
15 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 07:32
Oh I see. It's not that my posts are shit, but rather, the board gestapo has put me in a secret prison archipelago of unVIP quality.
16 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-05 16:12
Ban the /pol/tards shitting up the place while you're at it
17 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-05 17:09
>>16
This the last thing we need is some CHUDs setting up camp. Transphobia, racism, and nationalism never were and never will be VIP. VIP is in essence a deconstruction of post-capitlist cultural ennui. Dialectic subversion of cultural norms and counter-reactionary thought should dominate each and every meme posted on this forum.
18 Name: Human Resources of VIP Quality 2020-09-07 20:41
>>16
Thank you for taking the time to post your thoughts on SAoVQ™. We in the Secret Area of VIP Quality™ would like you to know that we take your complaints very seriously and are committed to fostering the change needed to make a better, more VIP, secret area. First of all please let us assure you that we understand how you would feel that way looking like both the truck driver and the prostitute he murdered and we sympathize with your discomfort. Secondly, we have been instructed to inform you that your reservations have been noted and we have been advised inform you that that the recommended course of action would be for you to continue dilate and seethe until the symptoms end.

Thank you for visiting and please have a VIP day
19 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-10 20:49
I MISS MAMA
20 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-15 02:19
Remove trannyshit, remove trannyshit from premises
21 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-15 13:14
MAMA COME BACK TO ME - ur sweeete babby boy :D
22 Name: VIPPER 2023-09-08 22:35
amogus

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