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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Lucky Number 7]

1 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 00:55
pOstINg mOAr ThaN oNCe A dAy?
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2 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 01:09
Can't just leave a 2GET lying around, kid
3 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 06:54
Dawn of the 4th day (of the week.)
4 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 10:11
4GET this post.
5 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-11 22:25
JACKSON 5 GET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE
6 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 07:37
sex GET
7 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 10:28
Had some cream liqueur for the first time. It's pretty good.
8 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 12:51
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃　ブーン
9 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 14:23
Work sucks!
10 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 16:34
Snicker-snack went the vorpal bump.
11 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-12 19:45
hi there
12 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 08:10
Quoted by: >>13,19
Work is great when your job is basically your hobby. In which case it actually sucks when you DON'T have work.
13 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 08:59
Quoted by: >>16
>>12
Having to get up early and commute for around two hours every day still sucks.
14 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 11:34
Unus Annus
15 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 12:52
Knave, your conception was the unlikely outcome of your mother sitting down where your father's boyfriend had farted!
16 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 15:23
>>13
Not a problem if you're a freelancer. Sure, you have to find work on your own, you're often gonna be working for pitiable wages, you have no health insurance to speak of, and you can't expect much in the way of decency from your employers, but at least you don't need to commute or anything of the sort.
17 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 18:18
Freelancing’s like playing a really unforgiving strategy game on Ironman mode. There’s a constant undercurrent of stress and occasional anger, but whenever I check in with myself, my first thought is still "I’m having fun"
18 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 20:56
CHIN IS DEAD
19 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-13 22:47
>>12
So never?
20 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 00:16
truth is, i hardly ever bump this thread
21 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 07:35
Breathing in dust and sneezing it back out like a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner
22 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 08:28
The thread is like three days old, you could only have bumped it thrice so far.
23 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 12:35
the skull is the brainal cavity
24 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-14 14:48
Vague and nebulous goals only result in 20 years of spinning your wheels. Fuck.
25 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 12:33
The thread OP gave me asscancer in my brainhole. Thanks a bunch
26 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 21:49
The cock and balls are in the scronal scravity
27 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-15 22:53
whatever happened to that one VIPPER who was really into liru
28 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-16 06:38
And I say:
HEY.
29 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-16 09:22
Gnekkleberthy.
30 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-16 11:08
One of the most bizarre, if not the most bizarre, elements of British cuisine is the "potato wife"
31 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 01:34
Self-inflicted masturbation headache :(
32 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 10:17
I tore through the tissue with my cum.
33 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 13:44
My cumshot clove the heavenly firmament asunder and mpregnated not just Thor but Odin as well
34 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 14:08
My inquartata is shit and my imbroccata is weak.
35 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 19:04
Looking cool, Joker!
36 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 19:16
We're all so tiresome
37 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 20:05
Give us this day our daily head
38 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 20:56
Quoted by: >>40
A world without jews is a world worth fighting for.
39 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-17 23:30
If I farted would it bother anyone
40 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-18 13:44
>>38
VIPPER waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were JEWS in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Anonymous were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
VIPPER was VIP QUALITY for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the VIPPERS and he said to dad "I wanna be a VIPSTAR daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY JEWS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the internet he knew there were JEWS.
"This is VIPPER" the radio crackered. "You must fight the JEWS!"
So VIPPER gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the JEWS
"I will shoot at him" said the CYBERJEW and he fired the rocket missiles. VIPPER plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the JEWS" he shouted
The radio said "No, VIPPER. You are the JEWS"
And then VIPPER was a JEW.
41 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-18 17:08
Good thing he didn't turn into a JEWS. It is frightening enough to know there is one of them in the world.
42 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-18 17:10
Quoted by: >>46
I would be very upset if the world was purged of JEWS to lewd
43 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 08:24
Interior crocodile alligator
44 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 10:47
Synergy between lewd thread and JEWS thread, oy vey
45 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 13:27
Exploring a HAUNTED forest shack (GONE WRONG) (BUCKETS???)
46 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 18:04
Quoted by: >>47
>>42
Why?
47 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-19 22:19
>>46
Because then they could no longer get the cock.
48 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-20 07:57
It's used to add double emphasis to an expression, such as ``de kudasai'' in contexts weeabic.
49 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-20 08:08
Fuck the heat.
50 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-21 14:51
This next song's inspiration comes from Dante's Inferno.
51 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-21 16:59
A tool for making nyanpasses at nyanpilers.
52 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-21 17:35
Time to fire up the grill for my old man
53 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-21 20:07
poo butt ass
54 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-22 03:11
poo shit smear
55 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-22 10:41
You bet I'm a speedy goddamn speed boy.
56 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-22 15:02
Maintenance man fixed the shower, NICE
57 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-22 16:05
Being laid out on a tray like you're a 20 year old MRE.
58 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-22 16:16
Two cups of coffee too many.
59 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-22 18:20
Naetherlands
60 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-22 20:36
Heya ;)
61 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 06:51
Man, Ready to Eat.
62 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 15:47
Time

4

DDP

YOGA
63 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 16:33
Rollin rollin rollin rollin
64 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 17:28
1 << 6GET
65 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-23 18:56
touch my pingas
66 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-24 09:03
It's getting hotter. Again. Would you fucking believe it?
67 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-24 09:56
hot weather sucks
68 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-24 19:54
Can't stand the heat, get out of the heat, as the saying goes
69 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-25 05:39
Isn't it Christmas time in Australia right now?
70 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-25 09:44
ooga booga
71 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-25 15:01
Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin
72 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-25 15:10
The antipodean St. Claus arrives in midsummer, trying to ride his reindeer-powered sleigh across sand like a crackhead. People call him a wanker and dropbears eat Rudolph MMXIX, all part of a jolly ozzie xmas.
73 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-25 20:17
drink my Pingus
74 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-26 10:52
And so the priest shook hands with the monkey and could never look a banana in the face again.
75 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-26 16:13
I should really start waking up earlier again, this is getting out of hand
76 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-26 16:21
Keylime yogurt, yeah boy.
77 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-26 21:30
Only with exposure to hentai did I come to understand why it was that Infected Mushroom always sounded a bit naughty
78 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-27 07:39
Infected Blood, on the other hand, is a good name for a punk band.
79 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-27 13:09
The Vibram Fvie Finger meme makes really nice house shoes.
80 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-27 15:10
I wish there were a portmanteau for when something is both cute and funny!
81 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-27 15:22
Aww, that's so fute
82 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-27 16:04
hóóf
83 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-28 07:36
Haven't been here in a good while.
84 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-28 11:19
Working up enough of a sweat to singlehandedly solve world thirst
85 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-28 19:09
Cosplaying as a sedentary stoner for the next month and a half
86 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-29 13:09
Who needs a Taylor series when you can just approximate a sine function by swiveling her on your dick?
87 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-29 16:47
Not gonna lie, as I get older my knees are starting to get a little soggier
88 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-29 22:36
What are they made of, toilet paper?
89 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 13:19
Science, as a word, is dead. The various disciplines that search for knowledge and understanding by rigorously applying the scientific method to probe hypotheses and questions experimentally are still respectable, but the word "science" has become meaningless. It does not refer to "biology" or "astronomy" or anything of the sort.
This vague umbrella term "science" now only refers to a collection of unrelated and easily digestible facts and half truths stripped of all context and understanding parroted by wikipedia-educated morons who think it provides an indisputable foundation for their political agenda and worldview.
The word "science" fills me with pure disgust, and I hate anyone who calls themselves a "scientist" as though that's a discipline in and of itself.
90 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 14:57
Peyote.
91 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 18:20
Looking for furniture for my new apartment has me feeling like Fight Club Ed Norton
92 Name: VIPPER 2020-06-30 18:33
Imhotep.
93 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-01 07:51
おちんちん、興味ないね（大嘘）
94 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-01 08:25
Hey Vip
95 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-01 19:54
Ran out of weed, so my exile from the high thread begins anew
96 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-01 20:01
Do whatever it takes to supass humanity.
97 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-02 07:51
Quoted by: >>100
They say 1 lost hour of sleep can be compensated for with 1 cup of coffee. Let's put that to the test.
98 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-02 16:57
I think I am going to get an olde english bulldogge.
99 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-03 08:01
I've created an enormous weapon that makes my foes shit themselves as I chop their heads off. Behold, the ex-lax battle axe
100 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-03 08:07
>>97
As it turns out: kind of.
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