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1 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-12 21:30

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2 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-12 22:11
2GET for hot bitches
3 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-13 12:45
I want 3GET new hot sexy bitches on my penis by 2022
4 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-14 10:50
pump her dumper
5 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-14 11:51
I have a folder feeding fetish
6 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-14 13:40
Soft squish getting HANDMANDLED
7 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-15 16:01
One in each hole
8 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-20 10:32
Packing a little mid-afternoon chub
9 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-21 09:49
Peter North and his cumming cock
10 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-21 15:11
Dongo.
11 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-21 19:20
Bombing dodongoes
12 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-23 07:15
Remembering and again coming to terms with your literally lifelong sexual and romantic attraction to Rocky Squirrel
13 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-23 12:07
When she is oozing soft and you have to squish the soft with your face.
14 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-23 14:30
Good luck, you lewd cuck
15 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-24 07:37
worms
16 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-25 23:09
naisuuuu
17 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-26 12:06
SQUISHING HER SOFT THIGHS
18 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-26 19:15
When the pandemic concludes, every boyish short-haired woman will emerge from their hovels and let out their mating calls. That is when I will strike, and my penis will FEAST on the soft flesh of sexy androgynous babes
19 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-27 12:35
raped by an aurochs
20 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-28 08:57
Consensually penetrating an ur-cow
21 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-28 16:33
hairless ballsack cats
22 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-28 18:49
Corona isn't so bad. Have the soft squishness on tap and knowing there isn't really anything else to do but get the soft squished is pretty great.
23 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-28 22:33
Insertion of MY PENIS into a cute and soft girl's LEWD holes.
24 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-29 03:24
Dunkin' Dog Nuts
25 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-30 13:58
The time window is a couple hours at most. Your roommates don't want you in the operating zone, as it'll be the same day that your lease ends. Against all odds, you decide to do it anyway. A black op with minimal chances for success... It's like a spy film, but instead of spying they're just tryna fuck
26 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-30 18:09
That thing is bigger than her arm. Its like a baseball bat, if baseball bats had a nutsack at the base
27 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-31 14:33
Squishing on her soft thighs.
28 Name: VIPPER 2020-07-31 15:17
My hard-nippled acquaintance from back in the day texted me this morning, saying that she had a lewd yume within which I bent her over and "absolutely fucked the shit out of her" in a strangely public setting. After a couple years spent being plagued by her hard nipples in dream form, it seems fitting that the lewd tables have turned like this.
29 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-01 17:30
Inhaling soft.
30 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-03 10:10
rapenis
31 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-03 10:16
Squishing the area where her thigh meets her hip.
32 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-03 21:42
Picking out which soft graduate women I'll spend two years having lewd thoughts about the most
33 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-04 15:32
Oozing soft tits in my face.
34 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-04 19:35
suck my semen
35 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-05 14:20
Scrotum nectar getting orally extracted from my peehole.
36 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-09 21:04
that one fish that lives in a sea cucumber's butthole
37 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-09 22:36
A single peach floating in a perfume filled trilby
38 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-10 00:19
In the rush of packing, I've entirely misplaced my Rite Aid Fleshlight. Fingers crossed that I run into it before movers, family members or friends.
39 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-10 00:39
>>38
How did that thing work out? I had a for-real Fleshlight once but it got all manky and impossible to clean fully after a while.
40 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-10 03:35
>>39
Surprisingly well, for the price and the source. I used it pretty infrequently, more as a special luxury fap than a daily tool, so it hadn't gotten too grody yet. It was beginning to get that tacky/manky feel, though, and I was considering tossing it before I realized that I'd lost track of it.
41 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-10 11:22
I will step on your penis
42 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-10 17:36
Tumescence in general
43 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-11 12:35
interrupting a Zardoz sermon with an enormous bukkake
44 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-12 08:36
When she is exceptionally soft and squishy and cute and naked and grinding against my P33N0R.
45 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-13 07:21
If you're horn you should just watch porn and masturbate and problem solved
46 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-13 07:35
If you're horn go to the Suika thread.
47 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-13 09:03
I’m quite horny right now.. I want an Indian Goddess to shit all over my face while her friends laugh at me
48 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-13 09:27
rude penis
49 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-13 10:08
poorly-mannered cock
50 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-13 10:45
unruly rooster
51 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-14 04:50
One man perched in one of the tallest apartment buildings in the city, scoping honeys with his trusty pair of binoculars. I'm the lewd American Sniper
52 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-14 18:28
Mighty Morphin' Penis Wreckers
53 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-14 21:04
Sniper update, I successfully had a binocular fap watching some hoes doing a fashion photoshoot on top of a parking garage. They weren't wearing underwear and changed *very* slowly, completely in the open since nobody else was on the roof. This power might be too much for a mortal man to wield.
54 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-14 21:49
55 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-16 04:03
Tomorrow I'm gonna sit at my desk and have a good long fap, playing hentai games. Living the lewd american dream
56 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-17 10:08
To all the ooze that now is loose:

benis

kaksoispiste

de

de

de
57 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-17 14:17
It stands for Big Black Cock Broadcasting Corporation
58 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-21 03:35
splatters of Gak
59 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-23 10:22
DEEP dicking of the cute and SOFT girl.
60 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-24 04:14
Dreaming of lewd plots yet to be hatched
61 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-24 06:03
Incubating lewd monster girl eggs yet to be hatched
62 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-24 19:50
shittim wood
63 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-25 22:35
Why yes, I am a CHAD
Chicas
Hunger for my
Amazing
Dickings
64 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-26 20:31
First contact with my new underlings at work has left a lasting lewd impression. Special credit to the redhead with the boots, I'm saving that interaction for my fap repertoire.
65 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-28 14:17
More naked titties confirmed. These binoculars possess an awesome power
66 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-29 02:12
A record-breaking concentration of fine hipster bitches
67 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-29 20:36
No buggerphobia, either
68 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-30 03:29
Fiending for some PG-rated cuddling followed by some X-rated snuggles
69 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-31 14:24
A very soft squish indeed.
70 Name: VIPPER 2020-08-31 21:32
Making the trains run on marzipan, if you know what I mean
71 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-01 10:25
So soft.
72 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 20:54
During intercourse with a deaf person, when you yourself aren't deaf, wear earplugs to mute the fucked-up noises they make unknowingly.
73 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-02 21:37
The implication that I don't want to hear the deaf girl's fucked-up sex noises offends me severely. My penis would only grow more powerful from those sounds.
74 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-03 15:48
A very soft squish.
75 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-03 21:42
Concluding a satisfying fap, then cooking me and my plushie some dinner. This hoe-less existence isn't too terrible
76 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-04 04:18
I am a masochist.
77 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-05 15:48
Absolutely Haram and Kikepilled, dear Watson!
78 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-05 18:36
Hard on the jews, soft on the squish.
79 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-06 13:59
Hard-on the jews
80 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-06 14:06
Anus horribilis
81 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-06 16:28
Choosing to wait in a longer line, just to peep that Azz
82 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-06 20:33
stupid poopy sluts
83 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-09 18:34
Lewd threading and high threading SIMULTANEOUSLY for a transcendent experience
84 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-09 23:00
penus
85 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-12 06:12
Ich möchte ein geiler Arsch ficken
86 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-12 09:44
Squishing the SOFT.
87 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-12 17:12
Lewding fat, but never more than once
88 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-12 19:19
ejaculating penises
89 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-12 21:46
Two wanks a day! Didn't think I could still do this, twelve years back
90 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-13 20:28
Line waiting is an excellent lewd thinking opportunity.
91 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-14 10:12
gaynus
92 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-15 02:22
This hoe doesn't try to meet up but keeps sending me pictures of her soft tiddies. Maybe her kink is blue balling
93 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-15 18:17
Signing onto Ahab's crew for another tour of duty, if you catch my drift (I'm having sex with a fat woman again)
94 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-15 18:23
(Check this out, guys.) It seems that >>93 is... manning the punani harpoons.
95 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-19 15:42
Her absolute nude squishy softness vs the resulting hardness of my PENIS
96 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-19 23:32
>>95
Its poetic
97 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-20 10:24
This is inadvertedly the horniest webpage I can find:

http://www.torqsoft.net/squish-velocity.html
98 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-20 13:18
INCREASE THE SQUISH VELOCITY
99 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-20 14:31
Rocking the hardest biggest wood I have ever had in my life, and shooting rope like I am freaking spiderman thanks to depo . I feel like one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
100 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-20 19:50
Oh my god, this woman, I think she has fractured my spatula. If you know what I mean. (and I think you do!)
101 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-21 19:30
(VIPPER needs to see a gynecologist)
102 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-22 18:03
Before plotting any 3D lewd meetings, fap to 2D and see if you still feel the Urge. Post-cum vision is 20/20
103 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-23 11:25
An early morning's fap followed by a sunrise shower. Very comfortable and refreshing lewding
104 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-23 17:33
slutty Asian transgirls
105 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-23 17:37
Her soft squish got SQUOUGHT.
106 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-24 00:55
The tall redheaded girl of my dreams started a conversation with me in the elevator today. She asked me "is that a pizza?" but I wish she had asked "is this your penis?"
107 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-24 03:10
ejaculating penises
108 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-25 07:41
This image is ugly as fuck, but she got dick-sucking lips and big boobs, so I Will Make An Exception.
109 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-26 20:13
Squishinger.
110 Name: VIPPER 2020-09-28 18:40
Putting my pp in her qq
111 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-03 07:40
Beware of lewd hazards like getting the condom stuck up her cooch. I'm so bewildered and confused right now.
112 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-05 03:20
Once again I open myself to the mercies of the Greek gods. Help me find love and sexy times, and I shall repay you with an offering of wine. You can also possess me and take a turn tapping that, if you're so inclined.
113 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-05 03:45
A sequence of Greek gods taking turns getting >>112's tapped
114 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-05 11:39
Babymaking in progress.
115 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-05 13:04
Is there a term for being in love with your own body? Like the thought of other men does absolutely nothing for you, but you can get hard standing in front of a mirror flexing. Is there such a thing as being so sexy that you can turn even straight men gay?
116 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-05 17:18
>>115
Selfcest probably.
117 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-05 21:58
>>115 autosexuality my dude
118 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-06 11:52
My options are to sign on with Cap'n Ahab once again, or wait much longer before my harpoon tastes flesh... i don't know if I'm ready to chase another whale, maybe I should just stay home.
119 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-06 12:40
>>115
While high I also jack off to my own manly cock, and the way it swells up and pre-cum appears at the urethral meatus with increasing excitement. You're not gay, you just have good self-esteem (in the nude).
120 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-06 17:40
>>115

go fuck yourself
121 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-07 14:26
I get turned on by the smell of my own dick. WTF
122 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-09 20:01
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123 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-12 10:04
Deep facedive into her SOFT AND THICC BOOTY

MMMMMMMM IT IS SO SOFT AND SQUISHY HNNNNNNNNGHSO SOFFFFFFT
124 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-12 16:50
I DO like what I see
125 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-13 08:51
Okay
126 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-13 12:30
i'm a filthy cumbrain
127 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-14 00:17
The tide is turning. They're on the defensive now.
128 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-14 13:56
Oozing soft and squishy girlbutt on my penis right now.
129 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-14 14:51
Someone made this.
130 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-15 14:29
Finding out the age of one of my favourite girls in pr0n and imagining life together.
131 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-16 09:09
coochiemanko
132 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-16 19:04
I need a soft girl to present herself to me within the next two weeks, or I will begin a series of increasingly desperate actions including but not limited to the purchase of 20 lbs of pussy and ass
133 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-16 20:35
Just got back from tanning salon. The girl who was working is the one I usually flirt with and she "accidentally" walked into my booth just after I finished tanning but before I could dress. I'm standing there wiping my body down with a towel when she opens the door, half enters the room, pauses, and then proceeds to very slowly eyeball fuck me head to toe while mouthing an inaudible "Wow," before apologizing and closing the door. So I finished up, asked her out, and tonight I am going to be nutting inside that tight, toned, tanned, twenty year old ass as much as I want.
Turns out the secret to getting as much sex as you want is just having a decent face, good hair, muscles, and low bodyfat. Ever since I got a clue I have been swimming in pussy. Really wish I had figured this out a decade ago.
134 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-16 21:12
>>133
You're a little late to the party, but welcome to the otter family.
135 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-16 21:33
>>134
Bre, I'm no otter, I am an oni.
136 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-19 18:15
imagine unironically having sex
137 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-19 20:00
Good thing all my sex is ironic.
138 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-20 03:55
I've gone squish-less for a dangerous amount of time. If I don't get any this weekend, my thirst may turn fatal.
139 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-20 20:53
So it turns out some girls really like it when you choke them during sex. The kind of twitching, drooling, vagina squeezing orgasm inducing kind of enjoying it. I kind of like this girl, she is a complete freak. I think I am going to keep her around as a side piece if I find a real girlfriend.
140 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-20 21:30
Lusting after a woman who's over a decade older than you
141 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-21 23:09

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142 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-22 01:40
Buried my face in squish for a little while.
143 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-22 16:59
Progressive post-anal jizz
144 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-23 17:33
Man the harpoons, laddie, we're goin' after that whale just one more time
145 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-24 01:38
Did a double set today so I am too tired to go barhopping for pussy. Trying to decide between calling the freak up so I can get that kinky violent dig her guts out sex or calling the arthoe up and doing the slow passionate fuck on LSD all weekend thing. Gonna go shower and get ready for the night while I decide
146 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-26 21:05
madonna-whore complex
147 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-26 22:19
double-justify my love
148 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-31 18:43
Am I really going to face No Nut November with full testicles? All of my hoes are busy, it's like that one Bruno Mars song
149 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-31 19:02
If you join No Nuts November, you'll never worry about your full testicles again.
150 Name: VIPPER 2020-10-31 21:00
How do you not get laid on Halloween? This is the time of year for young whores finally away from their parents to whore it up to the max. I replaced my tinder photo with a pic of my halloween costume and I fucked two girls yesterday.
151 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-01 15:30
I wish to marry and impregnate Lain.
152 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-01 18:55
Crisis averted, I was able to get some costumed sex before midnight. I can stop nutting with a clear conscience.
153 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-04 16:30
Her very soft body.
154 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-04 16:45
What sort of blood pact do I have to make to get a firm yet soft, short-haired girl on my side? The tomboy lifestyle makes my penis harder than most common metals
155 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-04 17:50
I want a girl to assassinate me with her ass
156 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-04 18:49
Why the fuck is everyone suddenly saying NNN is no ejaculations what so ever? It has always been a no fap thing but now retards are screaming at me online because I got a blowie yesterday. Fucking incels man.
157 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-04 20:43
That reminds me I've not yet nutted today.
158 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-04 21:51
cheating on my imaginary girlfriend with another imaginary girlfriend
159 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-05 01:42
Cheating on my wife with my tulpa
160 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-05 07:07
cheating on my right hand with left hand
161 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-05 11:52
A thorough hands-on test run of her softbody physics.
162 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-05 16:46
thinking about how I'm immediately going to masturbate again once I coom, and forgetting about it entirely once I actually coom
163 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-05 20:16
Why would a woman not jerk her boyfriend off with her feet?
164 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-05 20:37
Women hate civilization and want to see it burn because it attempts force them to bear some semblance of a modicum of personal responsibility. A woman who won't jerk you off with her feet is just looking for another man to impregnate her while forcing you to pay to raise his children.

Anti-feet is codeword for pro-cuckoldry.
165 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-05 21:00
Thinking about girls with dicks a lot
166 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-06 06:35
That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
167 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-06 16:24
Squishing her softness.
168 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-06 23:07
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Gura. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Gura as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her
169 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 00:26
Time to stop these foolish games. My penis is ONLY going to be used on boyish, short-haired women from now on. I'm throwing down the gauntlet, give me tomboys or give me death
170 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 01:29
Kinda into OLs these days
171 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 02:43
I was told I have textbook dick last night.
172 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 03:42
My favorite sex compliment is still that I had an "exquisite penis"
173 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 11:49
Korone in HEAT.
174 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 16:55
Just a day after my declaration of war, a tomboy falls into my crosshairs. Kami-sama is definitely on my side with this new lewd movement
175 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-08 19:16
Are nurses ever required to give handjobs as part of a medical procedure?
No, nurses are absolutely never required to bring any type of sexual release to a patient.

disappointed
176 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-09 00:53
Get in my jeffries' tube, mr. Spock, the Romulands are coming
177 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-09 07:32
Imagine jizzing into a vtuber
178 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-09 20:02
Raw-dogging Korone in H. E. A. T.
179 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-10 14:39
I've been deceived. I want my orgasm back
180 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-10 19:38
I don't want to just enjoy this. I want this for myself!
181 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-11 11:38
When I consider the genderfluids all I can think of is precum and pussyjuices.
182 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-12 20:57
Secret Karaoke stream with Gura tonight right after I get back from boxing. Preemptively opening the stream and putting the lotion and kleenex on the desktop.
To all the sloots I have been fucking lately I am sorry. This is going to be much more enjoyable than listening to talk like you have a single original thought in your head when I am trying to enjoy sage time and fall asleep.
183 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-12 23:19
The death of Danbooru and Sankaku for non-paywall users demands a commemorating fap with all the pictures I scraped.
184 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-12 23:49
>>183
what happened
185 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-13 04:45
>>183
lets go
186 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-13 10:09
Her soft and squishy thighs got squought.
187 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-15 16:35
Hard penetration of SOFT.
188 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-15 19:45
>>184
Loli is behind a paywall now.
189 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-15 19:48
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190 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-15 20:45
I don't get it... where's the cock
191 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-17 04:39
O gods of yore, for some reason whenever I invoke you in this thread it works out and I get squishes, so here I am again. If you deliver this monumentally soft girl into my arms, I will provide a wine offering and other suitable tributes. I beg of you, this is the squish to squash all squishes, and I have a powerful need for it.
192 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-17 12:42
When I get a girl stoned I am obligated by law to blow their high by making them listen to the the Travis the Chimp 911 call where the lady says he's eating her girlfriend's face.
193 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-17 22:10
When I get a girl stoned for infidelity, I am obligated by Allah's law to fuck her corpse.
194 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-18 21:29
is it bad that i want to FUCK tsugu?
195 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-19 13:48
Yuuka murdering me in many different ways.
196 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-19 16:22
A SQUISH GOT SQUOUGHT
A SOFT BUTT GOT POUNDED
197 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-20 03:58
>>175
No, nurses are absolutely never required to bring any type of sexual release to a patient.
They're not required ... but can they?
198 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-20 04:07
>>194
No, but it is better if you want to fuck Tsugu's corpse (more so if she shits herself when she dies).
199 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-24 06:56
No, ncurses is absolutely required to bring any type of terminal release to a user.
200 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-25 18:10
sex now
201 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-25 19:00
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Rock hard
202 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-26 15:50
The hoes are all flocking home for the holidays, what is a horny man to do?
203 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-26 16:20
cock penis
204 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-26 21:09
>>202
Jack off to Tsugu's corpse?
205 Name: VIPPER 2020-11-29 12:42
A woman came on the bus now who reeked of dick and pussy and cum and sex scents. The smell was so intense I wondered if she had done it purposely. She's on the rather rotund aspect of the weight aspecter, but I guess someone is into that too.
206 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-01 04:34
An opportunity for 18 year old pussy has arisen. This feels so risque, I'm excited, *excited,* and a little cautious.
207 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-02 04:26
>>206
18 years old?
Is her daughter hot at least?
208 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-02 05:11
I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
209 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-02 08:31
Squishing soft.
210 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-02 08:54
fucking hell, where were girls like that when i was a cute shota?
211 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-02 15:26
I jacked off to too much furry porn, and now I am blind.
But thanks to a dictation software I could make this post, technology is so great!
212 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-03 02:49
Having a tug to the idea of 18 year old pussy
213 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-03 04:08
Out of nowhere, a lewd flashback to an impassioned night with the engineer I used to lay. I've still never fucked that good again, it's a damn shame
214 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-03 08:26
I need to do stuff, but those damn lewd thoughts keep distracting me.
215 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-08 11:05
Extra horny today for some reason.
216 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-08 18:45
A hearty procrastination fap helps clear the head and put your heart at ease.
217 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-10 19:14
fat lolis
218 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-10 19:44
自分の子供を柔らかくて可愛いにゃんぱすと育てもいいですか?
219 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-11 04:26
>>216
what about three?
220 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-11 21:02
Three faps and you're just jacking off
221 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-12 16:45
butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts BOOBIES
222 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-13 13:21
an act of masturbation followed by feelings of guilt and disappointment for reasons not entirely known
223 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-14 13:51
Manticore cummies
224 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-14 14:12
VIPPA
225 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-15 16:54
Scantily-clad dancers cavorting upon the raised dais
226 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-16 10:12
SEX

SEX WITH A CUTE GIRL

SEX WITH A CUTE GIRL RIGHT NOW
227 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-17 21:33
Squishing on the SOFT.
228 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-18 06:38
so need a cute girl...
229 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-18 16:28
A lot of the edgy fetish porn I used to peruse on pornhub and xvideos got nuked. If heavy-r ever suffers the same fate, I'll either go completely clean or turn to 2D with the most evil and degenerate intentions.
230 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-19 09:14
>>229

what do you mean by edgy fetish porn?
231 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-19 16:20
Mating press time with a cute and soft girl.
232 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-23 00:53
Keep lewding a whale whenever I want, or march back out into the desert until I find someone I'd want to love as well as lewd... The herculean struggle between my brain and my penis continues
233 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-23 03:46
>>230
Acute angles.
234 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-23 06:10
I just want smooth soft light brown girl soles to rub my dick on
235 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-24 22:13
A very soft squish against my very hard PENIS.
236 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-25 23:29
2021 is the year of the tomboy gf. I'm declaring jihad on all boyish women's genitals, and I will not stop until that athletic, genki pussy is MINE
237 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-25 23:33
2021 is the year of marriage. I am going to impregnate one of these dumb college girls and then become a househusband so she can use that fat paycheck to support me lifting weights and training all day.
238 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-25 23:53
2021 is the year of getting laid at all. please i am so desperate
239 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-26 03:08
Altogether, now! Raise our erections like the Musketeers!!! These plans will surely come to fruition in the coming year!!!!
240 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-26 15:42
May 2021 be the year of finally being rid of the noctilucent african-americans and finding an attractive young woman who's not affiliated with them, and penetrating her extensively over a period of several months.

Then dumping her for a squishy soft hard-nippled athletic genki college tomboy gf who's never been treated as a woman.
241 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-30 02:21
oh, to ravish a cute sanriopilled neet girl in her pink anime paraphernalia cluttered bedroom!
242 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-30 07:16
2021 is the year I finally stop being ronery!
243 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-31 13:40
I got my gun up, ready to bust
244 Name: VIPPER 2020-12-31 23:20
Squishing soft.
245 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-01 02:36
The thought of VIPPEUR swallowing a load adds slightly more volume to the penis than expected
246 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-01 15:50
A magical manuscript to rival the Necronomicon, the Thirst Tome's pages are tiday-laden until the 69th fascicle; thereafter it's arses until the rear cover.
247 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-01 23:23
I am resolved to not fapping and only shooting my goo into grils this year. Ffteen hours and 20 minutes into the year and I am already posting in this thread. At least I am not as thirsty as that DQN who is lusting after the Québécois tranny. I did however have to cancel my subscription to DDTPro. Yuka and Maki are too stimulating and my will would be crushed within days.
248 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-02 09:52
loli bad
249 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-02 18:02
>>247
remind me not to invite you to my barbecue
250 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-02 21:50
Fried cummies
251 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-03 00:43
Pictures of You by Wax is my lewd theme song. I've almost entirely replaced pornography with sheer mental fortitude and the wealth of my peers' social media pictures
252 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-03 13:25
ようこそ中田市へ
253 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-07 11:18
SQUISHING ON A VERY SOFT SQUISH

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHNGHNGHNGHNGHNN
254 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-08 15:24
touching my girlfriend's penis before bed
255 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-11 13:14
When she is very soft and squishy and your hands slip underneath her clothes to feel her up.
256 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-12 00:29
Lord help me, sticking to my lewd year's resolution is hard, pun unintended. No matter what, my penis will not penetrate ANYONE who doesn't fit my scrutinizing tomboy-oriented tastes
257 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-12 01:14
the forced deflowering of the tsugu
258 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-12 16:34
Fapping to Misty doujins like it's 2005
259 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-15 01:05
I have outraged the modesty of a kodomo.
260 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-15 05:17
>>254
girls dont have penises.. retard
261 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-16 01:34
I have outraged the modesty of a komodo dragon
262 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-16 05:40
The.Thousand.Faces.of.Dunjia.2017 add this movie
263 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-17 14:34
Thinking about that Love Hina flash dating game from way back in the day.
264 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-17 15:56
Discovering that the porn actress I spilt a lot of seed to in the past is only two years older than I and then subsequently load up all the porn I couød find of her and fap abd cum like I wouldn't believe it imagining myself having sex with her in my bed.
265 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-17 22:56
>>264
hadde du ikke kjæreste?
266 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-18 11:54
267 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-18 13:34
Desiring some SOFT SQUISH on my dick right about now.
268 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-18 15:17
super duper pooper pounder
269 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-18 19:00
I'm stumbling through the desert with only the faintest memory of greener, moister pastures to keep me going. My kingdom for a squishy lass
270 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-19 04:23
Harboring objectively homosexual urges for one of my coworkers in secret
271 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-20 16:52
SSSSSSSSEX WITH A GIRL OF THE CUTE VARIETY
272 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-21 11:43
Soft and cute girl getting squought against my PENIS
273 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-24 03:38
Making a stop at the "watering hole" before heading back out into the desert, if you know exactly what I am insinuating by the words that I am saying.
274 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-25 23:54
Stealthily peeping exposed and naked women in the building across from me using binoculars, and jerking off. Sometimes I step back and ask myself, "am I the baddies?" But it's too much fun to stop
275 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-26 10:41
Stealthily enabling a peeping-tom's voyeurism while satisfying my own semi-private indecent exposure fetish
276 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-27 12:29
I've gotten the rhythm down now, I'm peeping this woman's nude pre-shower body on a daily basis.
277 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-28 09:04
Anal use.
278 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-28 16:08
Southern Cumfart
279 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-28 22:58
C-B-T

It's easy as

1-2-3

C-B-T

Baby, you and me!
280 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-29 02:02
Sold GME at 468 and made five figures. You can not believe how fucking hard I am right now.
281 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-29 08:16
C B T,
It's easy as
1 2 3, as simple as
Do re mi, C B T, 1 2 3
Baby you and me girl
282 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-29 08:44
>>279,281
What's so lewd about cognitive behavioral therapy?
283 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-30 14:09
Sissy pussy
284 Name: VIPPER 2021-01-31 04:12
>>282
>>280
Invest in $CBT
285 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-02 00:05
gaynus
286 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-02 11:42
onee-chan
287 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-03 15:40
An inveterate sleepwanker
288 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-04 06:28
The desire for soft squish is at an all-time high.
289 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-05 03:01
Ravenously reading and fapping to boy's love doujins while sipping wine. I've officially devolved into a fujo, good god
290 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-05 03:33
Reminding trannies they will never pass
291 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-07 12:22
ANAL UUUSE

No one can stop it nooooow~
292 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-08 20:37
Preparing to offer up more prayers to the Greek gods in order to materialize my new tomboy gf
293 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-09 03:01
I REQUIRE A MAN'S PENIS, POSTHASTE
294 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-09 14:44
Desiring physical soft squish against my hard penis again...
295 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-09 17:08
SQUISHING SOFT THIGHS.
296 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-10 11:31
体がエロいモブ顔女子ってなんかむちゃくちゃエロいよね
297 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-11 22:16
Ich hœbe mien cœcke gejærkt
298 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-12 08:37
Being a flagrant faggot
299 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-13 14:41
I'm going to be quite honest here. I'm horny and can't wait for my GF to visit me later today. She is definitely real.
300 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-13 22:08
This morning I was too horny to live ho-lee fukkkkkkk
301 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-13 23:39
I am pining for some soft squish right about now.
302 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-16 09:03
Imagine a squish so soft it yields just by breathing at it.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~

I was so horny when I upwokened this morning I fapped straight away. My desire for soft squish has been unquenched for too long.
303 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-17 04:32
Amber Blank makes my penis very large.
304 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-17 09:55
>>303 You sure it's not the big black cock?
305 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-17 16:19
>>304
Fairly sure, but one can never be certain.
306 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-18 09:28
YIELDING

SOFT

SQUISH
307 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-18 17:00
I've passed by the same tomboy multiple times in the span of two days. Is this my divine intervention?? Should I pursue her with lewd intent???
308 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-19 00:11
annihilate her fart hole
309 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-22 07:16
Imagining my face between her tits, thighs, and buttcheeks.
310 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-22 12:33
Shit, another lewd yume. I'm horny on main
311 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-22 15:45
>>308
A girl came over for valentine's and I fucked her in the ass (our first time).
It took a lot of lube, and several attempts.
I was able to fit in about half my cock and built up a good tempo before I blew jizz all over her asshole.
312 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-22 18:52
Actions speak louder than words. For example, the conventional "Happy Valentine's day!" is easily outdone by carrying lube and washing your asshole when going to your boyfriend's place.
313 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-22 22:39
fork my repo
314 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-23 05:26
To squish and be squought, this is my yume (dream).
315 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-23 06:35
>>311
How did she get into anal?
316 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-23 06:48
您的宣传地址是:http://mm6.live/portal.php?x=52165
317 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-23 20:24
Peter North's penis
318 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-24 10:26
>>316
die, jewchink
319 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-25 12:38
It was night. Yui and Ritsu were asleep. They were thinking about their latest heist, a rare t-rex. They'll be rich! They were set for life.

Suddenly, they heard a loud crash. Yui slowly opened her eyes, but was met by none other than Grimlock, dinobot leader. "YOU STEAL ME GRIMLOCK. ME GRIMLOCK SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS TO THIEVES". Then suddenly, Yui felt herself get picked up by the colossus of a robot, banging her frail arms against the mighty dinosaur robot's fist. But it was all in vain. Grimlock's massive mecha wiener ripped right through Yui's pajamas. "Aaaaah! Ritsu-sama! Help me!" she yelled. But Ritsu stayed asleep. Yui could feel her hemen rip, along with her vagina! Grimlock's dinodick was ripping her in half! "Aaaaaah! No! I have so much to live for, y-you baka!" This only angered Grimlock. "ME GRIMLOCK NO BAKA, ME KING" He thrust her harded onto his fantastic phallus! Yui could feel her body tear in half, yet somehow, she was still aroused! What was left of her vagina began to cum! Grimlock felt this, and realized something. His body was ready. He came so hard, it sent Yui's head flying! Grimlock then flew off, not giving a fuck about his cadaver-covered cock. Yui's head landed on Ritsu, finally waking her up. She shrieked in horror, throwing the head across the room. Ritsu was terrified, pissing and shitting all over her bed and her pajamas. But then, Ritsu, saw a dark figure climb through the window. It was David Bowie.

"You remind me of the babe." he said.
"W-what babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
And then he skullfucked her.

-FIN-
320 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-27 03:44
I want the sex, but going out to get it is just too much work. Maybe I'll get back to dickin when the weather warms up
321 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-27 06:11
chocolate goddess
322 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-27 11:31
Sexual relationship with a soft squish.
323 Name: VIPPER 2021-02-28 19:55
Seedy vulvus
324 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-01 03:42
women with vags instead of a nose and mouth are making my penis hard
325 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-01 11:08
women with dicks instead of a vag are making my penis hard
326 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-01 14:02
Because my hands got destroyed in a biking accident I must instead squish soft directly with my face.
327 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-01 14:42
>>326
I've been there before. Hand injuries are nothing more than a new lewd challenge to overcome
328 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-02 11:14
BEEP BEEP BEEP
329 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-03 08:28
I am so horny I can just pause an advertisement in which a woman shows skin and fap.
330 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-04 03:04
Touching myself and cheering like a leery old man during the sex scenes in a TV show
331 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-04 04:33
rape an ape
332 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-04 23:41
I've been beating my dick like it's going out of style, I need to calm down for a few days...
333 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-05 08:33
Gonna try to squish some SOFT tonight.
334 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-05 12:40
Why am I so horny now. I just fapped before going out and now my penis just want to glitch out Cyberpenis 2069-style.
335 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-05 14:38
Me thinking to myself while putting my penis inside Kasuga Ayumu: "I'm putting my penis inside Kasuga Ayumu!"
Osaka smiling with an open mouth and closed eyes: "Hee~ hee~"
Me: wat
Osaka: なんでやねん
336 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-05 23:05
Licking whipped cream off your sisters feet while staring at a photo of your dead father
337 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-05 23:06
>>336
i do this
338 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-05 23:10
>>337
Hey Jenni
339 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-09 09:30
Squish got so squought this weekend. I wish I could squish more.
340 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-12 01:43
I hate that I'm beginning to reach the age where my lewd thoughts about 19 year olds might not be socially acceptable.
341 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-12 01:46
20 years is just a number.
342 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-12 10:17
>>340
once you start reaching the age, you have to start reaching the income bracket as well
343 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-12 16:18
>>342
I have enough money to take time off from work for the next year which is great. Still desire a soft squish every day, though.
344 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-14 00:24
345 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-14 17:53
Missing the squishing. To indig my hands into her pleasant softness... to squish until quingdom coom.
346 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-15 02:39
Debating whether or not I'm desperate enough to hack into the hoe net once again
347 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-16 06:54
Lord, I'm thirsty
348 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-16 08:23
The lewd thoughts won’t stop coming
349 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-18 17:49
I can't even look at this woman in my workplace, the lewd thoughts are constant and lethally intrusive.
350 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-19 07:55
who is maddy and where does she live
351 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-19 12:57
Not fapped to porn in a while. Preparing to bust a nut to just the thought of squishing soft soon.
352 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-19 21:35
Fantasizing a threesome with Maddy and VIPPEUR
353 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-20 08:05
Does Maddy have a cock, I can't fuck if she doesn't have one
354 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-20 16:43
Imagining the SOFTEST SQUISH I NEVER SQUOUGHT.
355 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-21 21:16
gaynus
356 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-21 22:01
jerking off to the idea of fucking this guy's crush for two whole days
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1614086960/614
357 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-22 02:03
Wearing short shorts and flaunting my legs like a fucking HARLOT
358 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-22 12:32
Imagine having a Stalin fetish instead of something healthy like hornsex with Suika
359 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-22 16:41
>>356
correction: two weeks
360 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-22 18:28
>>359
Oh, fuck you lol
361 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-22 23:23
There's nothing like a screaming orgasm from a handjob just yelling at her to keep beating you off, saliva escaping from your mouth landing on her horrified face, eyes glancing down at your still spraying dick as you just make crazy gorilla noises as the neighbors just knock on the walls making Hulk Hogan noises.
Finally she is just working this flaccid cock, tell her she can stop, and after a moment just kick her out.
362 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-24 00:57
LEGS
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363 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-24 09:46
I miss soft. I miss squish. I miss soft squish. I desire some soft squish on my P*E*N*I*S.
364 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-26 02:46
Nipples
365 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-27 12:59
ANUS
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366 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-29 22:21
So desperately horny that I might just go whale hunting again
367 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-31 15:53
Lean in close, softly whisper "I'm vaccinated, baby," and brace for the waterfall.
368 Name: VIPPER 2021-03-31 18:33
I crave vaginer & squish. I'm the horninator now.
369 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-01 16:10
a huge fucking futa dick
370 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-02 02:38
>>369
rub rub rub
371 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-02 11:13
I keep having the wettest dreams of squish and soft. I need to squish soft.
372 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-02 15:54
WHOMST POSTING PICTURES OF SOFT SQUISH
373 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-02 18:53
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374 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-02 19:56
gay niggers
375 Name: eels 2021-04-02 20:29
Woke up to a very implicit media message from my ex.
What did she mean by this?
She hasn't been shaving.
376 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-03 04:07
>>375
I wish I could get my lazy gf to shave.
377 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-03 16:29
anus fuck
378 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-03 17:46
>>375
pretty sure horses don't usually shave
379 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-05 18:40
that feel when you masturbated an hour or two ago but already kind of want to do it again
380 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-05 19:43
that feel when you masturbated a minute or two ago but already kind of want to do it again
381 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-05 22:12
that feel when you masturbated a second or two ago but already kind of want to do it again
382 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-06 06:47
Soft must be squished.
383 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-06 07:14
Hard must be ?????
384 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-06 07:36
benis
hard must be benis
385 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-06 08:06
VIPPER the squishee, and VIPPER the squisher
386 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-06 16:45
>>383
Hard is a direct result of squishing soft.
387 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-06 18:31
>>386
is it? i would have thought it's a requirement
388 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-06 21:59

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389 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-10 12:25
MUST

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390 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-10 12:44
squoft squish
391 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-11 16:56
Hoe-in' in the fields
392 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-12 08:27
cumming on the belly of a cute C programmer girl
393 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-13 01:30
soft smooth long legs that are cool to the touch.
394 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-13 10:28
Plunging my *P*E*N*I*S*U* into a cute, soft, and squishy GIRL.
395 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-13 14:29
small and timid VIPPER gf transformed into a shaking mess
396 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-13 15:56
Yielding soft THIGHS being SQUOUGHT by my own hands and face.
397 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-14 12:00
poopy penis
398 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-14 13:51
Pumping an eldritch horror right in its anterior Lovecraft hole
399 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-15 18:46
Lusting after my female peers with reckless abandon
400 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-16 04:25
I come before the gods of yore once again, BEGGING on bent knee for a morsel of pussy. PLEASE, aid me once more and like always I will be a good servant to you, providing an offering of wine as well as my extended gratitude.
401 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-16 10:58
jerk off
402 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-18 15:08
gaynus
403 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-18 15:28
I cum in your general direction
404 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-18 20:56
anus fuck
405 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-19 23:01
Never again will I fail to appreciate the obligatory fat girl fuck.
406 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-20 18:59
Figging in the rigging
407 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-20 20:56
choco titten
408 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-21 00:35

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409 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-21 02:31
pulsating penis
410 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-21 04:07
I was listening to my neighbor bitching about the price of gasoline and it occured to me that America has already been destroyed and people are just going through the motions until the shooting starts. It's going to be wild.
411 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-21 07:09
Is this in the lewd thread because the America is fucked?
412 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-21 11:48
It's in the lewd thread because violence is coming and so am I
413 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-21 14:36
Meido-kun has a very large clitoris
414 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-21 16:03
a one-way trip to Pen Island
415 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-22 07:52
Gently, yet firmly, squishing her soft and yielding parts.
416 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-22 11:10
for some reason I dreamed about fucking two catgirls today
417 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-23 12:10
Entering the time of year where I fap more frequently as a feeble means of ignoring how badly my allergies are fucking me.
418 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-25 04:15
White Boy summer is coming and I will plan to launch a one man bleachkrieg on the fertile wombs of every asian and latina I can find. This is my final solution to the immigration problem.
419 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-25 08:11
>>418
Hi jew. White men should make white women pregnant. Anything else is a jewish fantasy.
420 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-25 19:31
Nothing can go wrong with inbreeding, just ask the Habsburgs
421 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-26 00:38
I want to breed a delicious tomboy with my twelve inch niggerdick
422 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-26 04:41
Getting bullied into only using my dick the way an internet nerd tells me to, tags: Online, BDSM, Ugly Bastard
423 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-26 09:40
Squish got SQUOUGHT this weekend.
424 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-27 21:15
Fondled soft today as well.
425 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-27 22:28
godspeed soft-squisher VIPPER, i hope i can be like you someday
426 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-28 13:25
My esoteric Greek overlords, deliver me this squish and I promise you twice the usual sacrifice in wine and poosy. You have treated your servant well in these trying times, but if you would grant me this specific boon then my loyalty to you will become even more immense
427 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-29 08:43
>>426
I'm strangely pleased that my offhand comment about Zeus stealing your woman continues to bear fruit.
428 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-30 13:24
The seat in front of me on the bus reeks of pussy. I just hope it was from one of the girls sitting there earlier and not some old somali woman.
429 Name: VIPPER 2021-04-30 17:59
>>427
At this point, the ritual has worked so many times that I have no reason not to believe that my promises of servitude are being received. Anything for a squish, and anything for my ancient masters
430 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-02 03:37
hearing my girlfriend rip a massive fart in the other room
431 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-02 13:11
S Q U O U G H T
432 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-04 18:24
Saki Arai is 5'10" and worth the climb
t. Not Chris Brookes
433 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-06 06:27
A veritable smorgasmbord
434 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-07 12:01
As a /vip/ i only masturbate to quality light novels, anyone else from highquality ecchi?
435 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-09 05:26
She's beautiful, professional, fits all the fetishes that I've built from previous lewd escapades. But goddammit, she's terrible at blowjobs/handjobs...
436 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-09 22:48
as a /vip/ i only masturbate to quality S_JIS art
437 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-10 00:10
As a /vip/ I only masturbate to posts in this thread.
438 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-10 13:44
Alright, I'll try to put it as neutrally as possible. I don't actually support bestiality, but I find it very hot conceptually. I love big cocks, and horse cocks are as big as they come - pretty nice looking, too. The thought of somebody being so horny and cockhungry that they'd turn to an animal to slate their carnal interests is very hot. Like the idea of you curiously touching or stroking one. Curiosity driven by very raw sexual interest.
439 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-11 11:10
i'm not a cute shota and i don't have a moderately lewd, caring older sister

why even live
440 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-11 11:32
Squishy soft thighs, squishy soft butt, squishy soft tits, squishy soft belly, squishy soft hips, squishy soft arms, squishy soft cheeks, cute colonthree mouf, big, yellow lion mane hair, and she has my penis inside her lewd holes. Oh, how I wish this would come true.
441 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-11 11:38
The most off-hand erotic phrase I've ever seen in manga is "very busy pussy."
442 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-11 15:12
Waking up to a handful of your good buddy's cock
443 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-11 17:05
Thinking about chino kafuu naizuri again.
444 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-12 05:41
VIPPER and VIPPEUR enjoying sum hot buttsecks
445 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-12 10:14
Pounding VIPPEUR's EROEURO butt.
446 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-12 21:33
is "vippeur" in the room with us right now?
447 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-13 15:30
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1022942164
Sorry there. Couldn't make out your edit summary. Had something white and sticky in my eyes... but WP:BRD advises talk page discussions when your bold edit gets undone. So I'd advise the same to you.
448 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-17 14:14
Cock and ball durometer
449 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-18 07:48
Moh's scale giving up getting usable results because she is TOO SOFT.
450 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-18 22:24
Pouncing on Maddy while VIPPER is distracted!
451 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-19 00:42
anus sex
452 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-19 04:19
Fantasizing about VIPPEUR fantasizing about my fantasies
453 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-20 09:55
Looking at images of women and thinking about how soft they are.
454 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-20 10:07
I fapped to degenerate shit last night, it was horrible but i came soo...
455 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-20 15:37
Her prime soft squishens.
456 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-20 19:44
I'm certain that these hard times are just preparing me for some PHAT karmic pussy.
457 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-20 19:55
Desiring some SOFT SQUISH now.
458 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-21 17:48
Wanting to INSERT MY PENIS into a CUTE AND SOFT GIRL.
459 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-22 09:53
never forget
Good men want soft and cute
closeted faggots want firm and sexy
Don't fall for their games.
460 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-22 14:29
Soft & cute = EROKAWAII
461 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-22 18:19
>>459
what if I want firm and cute, or soft and sexy
462 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-22 19:05
You are a faggot again.
463 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-22 19:25
I'm feeling horny again. The need for SOFT SQUISH is increasingly increasing.
464 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-22 19:54
No, >>462. You are a faggot.
And then >>462 was a faggot.
465 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-23 00:31
Been jerking off almost every day recently. Springtime for the middle-aged NEET
466 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-23 09:11
The worst part about work travels is the ABSCENCE OF THE SOFT SQUISH.
467 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-23 14:37
do you have squish in your home? i am a cuck that doesn't have a dakimakura.
468 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-23 16:40
>>467
Squish can only be 100% living breathing human female flesh for it to be valid.
469 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-24 23:37
I get addicted to old western comics, not porn or something just normal retro capeshit.. They have actual femdom implications, hot dykes that are there just for men's pleasure, skinny white women with weight in only the right places and clothes that constantly gets damaged.
470 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-25 09:05
>>468 is there no love for the necrophiliack?
471 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-25 09:41
>>470
If it cannot breed it's not a need.
472 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-25 16:46
>>471 is there no love for the barren?
473 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-28 14:31
474 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-29 10:58
Missing the squishing.
475 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-29 11:38
gay niggers
476 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-29 15:14
My penis seems to be leveling up in size and ejaculatory power. A side effect of increased fitness, or some sort of late-game puberty?
477 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-29 17:50
It is a combination of lower body fat levels meaning that the mons pubis isn't extending so far forward that it covers your shaft, and increased circulation ensuring that there is more blood in the cock making it fully expand. When I got out of the hospital I thought I was losing my mind thinking my dick had shrunk and started measuring it. When I got back into shape I discovered that it actually had. My dick is almost a full inch longer, and much thicker and harder now that I am below 10% bf and exercise daily. The ejaculatory power comes from the pelvic floor strengthening. Squats and deadlifts will help with that.
478 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-29 18:27
the cock
479 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-30 04:20
The cock, the dick, and the balls.
480 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-30 10:26
My penis VS a soft squish.
481 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-31 13:16
Can single mothers be MILFs? Is it immoral to abuse their situation for a quick fuck?
482 Name: VIPPER 2021-05-31 21:24
spent the entire morning daydreaming about impregnation again...
483 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-01 03:50
I'm "down bad," as the kids say. I find quality women, I do the fuck, and they're out of my life in a month or less. My PENNER may be happy, but my heart is not. :'(
485 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-01 11:11
Came in handy.
486 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-01 13:57
I mite squish soft tonite.
487 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-01 16:13
Her overbearingly squishy soft BUTT.
488 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-03 08:44
SOFT SMOOTH SILKY BARE LEGS
LONG PORCELAIN L E G S
ToT
489 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-03 15:02
Where ma callipygian bitches at
490 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-03 15:29
So soft.
491 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-03 17:38
A quick dip at the watering hole before another desert expedition
492 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-04 21:56
I have a magic pair of trunks. Every time I wear them out to the bar, without fail, I get laid. I am currently 23 for 23 wearing them and getting laid. I want to by another pair, but they were limited production run character merchandise for a middle aged, 5'7", overweight Japanese wrestler with no neck and they will likely never be produced again. I want to get as much use out of them as I can, but I am also aware that each time I don them they become on step closer to wearing out and losing their magic. It is a tightrope that must be navigated carefully lest I squander their power.

Suffice to say the squish was squought last night.
493 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-05 16:48
i wish to FUCK the little bear
494 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-05 18:03
Don't wish; do it.
495 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-05 18:27
i will fuck the little bear
496 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-06 08:12
Make sure the cub is female. You don't want to commit accidental buggery.
497 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-06 09:48
中出しファンタジ〜
498 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-06 11:08
中出しリアリティー!!!
499 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-06 11:23
ニガー
500 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-06 11:26
nigGET
501 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-07 10:02
Nutting in a squirrel girl.
502 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-07 17:13
Stop, VIPPER! Your stamina won't hold up!

No! I will be squish itself! I will SURELY be squish itself!
503 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-08 06:43
Going nuts as squirrel girl is licking deez nuts.
504 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-08 09:17
Squirrel FUCK
505 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-08 10:18
Sitting in my Putin-t-shirt fapping to Russian amateur porn living out the fantasies of a non-existent Russian gf I wish I had.
506 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-10 07:01
Absolutely SQUOUGHT that SQUISH last nite.
507 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-10 15:41
Urolagnia, but for monotremes
508 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-10 17:26
pyu pyu
509 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-11 17:42
Finally living out my "18 year old pussy" fantasy soon. Can't wait to have my hopes dashed on the rocks of shitty blowjobs/handjobs before returning to the lewd comfort of my own age bracket
510 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-14 13:07
>>509 again, back with a comprehensive review. I don't know why I didn't expect an 18 year old to still be living with their parents, but there you go. Awkward for sure. The fucking was decent but not particularly impressive, but both the before and after period were incredibly strange. I don't think I'll be pursuing this venture again, and will now gladly return to my more common lewd practices. Overall verdict would have to be a 5 or 6/10.
511 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-14 20:00
>>510
*INHALE*
GET OUT OF MY /VIP/ YOU FAGGOT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
512 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-14 21:13
Is this a case of sex havers invading the Secret Area, or is it a case of VIPPERs invading the sex having world?
This is incredibly important information and I must know the answer.
513 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-15 05:41
>>512
I can't speak for all of my lewd peers, but I think it's safe to assume the latter. Magic trunks, pacts with ancient deities, sick gainz etc. all seem like VIP QUALITY sexual content to me.
514 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-15 10:38
Anal collapse
515 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-15 13:22
Anal perestroika
516 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-15 18:56
anal glasnost
glASSnost
517 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-15 19:40
Anal jihad
518 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-16 19:55
Hitting up Russian women on Interpals and furiously masturbating to the thought of Anal Perestroika and glASSnost.
519 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-17 20:01
girl penis
520 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-18 12:27
Baised and amourpilled
521 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-20 09:41
Squishing soft.
522 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-30 08:17
A successful sexting session with an EXCEEDINGLY soft and omoshiroi girl. Maybe there's something to this whole digital thing, after all.
523 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-30 15:23
Squish is ought to be squought.
524 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-30 18:19
>>522
that was an obese male and you know it
525 Name: VIPPER 2021-06-30 22:27
I miss squish.

Miss Squish, the softest woman in the universe.
526 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 04:55
i miss squish
you tarzan
527 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 08:47
>>524
I never gave you my phone number...
528 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-02 22:46
Met with and squished the alleged obese male yesterday. If that really was a guy at some point, his transition was exceptional
529 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-04 19:55
Squought some thighs. Were soft and squishy. I rejoiced.
530 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-06 12:13
Lord, I need a manko to eat or I'll go insane
531 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-06 14:03
I fapped to the imagination of 528 fucking the obese man he allegedly fucked.
532 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-06 17:24
I save my most intense faps for VIPPEUR.
533 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-07 08:59
Anal perestroika on my mind again.
534 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-09 19:17
Coon poon
535 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-09 21:33
I got big boobs image sent by a big boobs woman on the internet.
536 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-10 15:19
Turbosquish.
537 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-11 19:06
Ogling the honeys at gas stations is the best part of any road trip.
538 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-11 19:19
For some reason my dick smells like semen
539 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-13 07:45
Everyone masturbates themselves, but self cuddling makes me H A R D
540 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-13 23:32
Am I really horny enough to resume dicking around on dating apps? Perhaps this fap will tell me.
541 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-15 15:13
I'm 13 years old again. Fapping several times a day. Why is it only my fucking face that gets older.
542 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-21 11:36
cunnylingus!
543 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-21 16:28
Why did she cum just by leaving my tongue on her vagina? I hardly did anything.
544 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-22 18:20
Actively pursuing the real big titty goth gf
545 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-24 12:15
Fucketh mine cocketh
546 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-24 13:17
Cum is stored in the wife.
547 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-24 18:38
Manifesting my lewd fantasies to materialize on this earthly plane
548 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-24 20:11
Long, silky smooth legs, I do not care who they belong to.
549 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-25 07:00
god i want to squish VIPPEUR's soft thighs so fucking much
550 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-25 14:52
Beginning my lewd invasion of the city now. No pussy nor bussy will be safe from the ever-growing reach of my justice penis
551 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-25 20:47
I have cum four times today. Entering teenage mode again. How can I even keep it up at this age.
552 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-26 00:27
I would like to enter a teenager
553 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-26 12:13
I came six times in 12 hours. Goddamn.
554 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-27 13:32
The Russian big tiddy woman sent me a tiddy picture again and I checked the EXIF and it's real and not a scammer and holy shit why is she single it doesn't make fucking sense my dick my dick she has the biggest boobs of a woman that has ever sent me photoes lf herself.
555 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-27 14:58
Speaking of entering teenagers, I might as well give 18 year old pussy a try
556 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-27 15:02
>>554
well are you going to share them?
557 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-27 16:48
I see your bussy and raise you a vutt
558 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-28 03:53
559 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-29 00:11
I absolutely hate that being depressed to the point I have zero motivation for anything, I get the longest strongest boners and hardest splattiest cumshots. What is wrong with me. I hate everything that is making a mockery out of my existence.
560 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-30 13:45
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! THE LLLLLONGEST, STRRRRRONGEST BONERS YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROW HANDS AND DROP DICK IN THE WETTEST LITTLE PUSSY THIS SIDE OF THE POCONOS!!! BE THERE!!!!!
561 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-01 11:55
kinda wish I could squish AOC tbh
562 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-01 13:01
I woke up to 20 matches on tinder (like what the fuck is happening, I have never had a match in my life before), and then blew a load so hard that it ricocheted off my palm and I just didn't stop cumming like I thought for once that I was literally still dreaming. When I looked at my hand after I came I just sat there and questioned reality. That was more cum in one blast than I have had this entire week combined.

What a fucking bizarre feeling of stupefying euphoria.
563 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-01 18:29
Very happy to see more DIY cums in the thread.

On that topic: Holy shit, so much semen...
564 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-03 15:29
Playing so many hoes that you could call me YAGOO
565 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-04 21:38
look at him wanking
cumming his socks in the night when there's nobody there
566 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-04 23:05
Starting to understand why chicks are so into solo jerkoff videos, am I a GAYS or what?
567 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-05 11:41
H U G E N U T S
568 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-11 02:00
Pastel de crema
569 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-11 17:24
gross desu
my brain on antidepressants
570 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-14 15:08
Why does woman have such massive boobs. Why is she even texting with me.
571 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-14 21:54
This guy was absolutely plowing a girl against the window across from my apartment building yesterday. As I lewdly watched with my binoculars, I think I developed a new voyeur fetish
572 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-15 05:05
That chick from Tokyo Godfathers can get it.
573 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-15 22:10
Absolutely WRACKED with LUST AND AVARICE
574 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-16 12:55
I love me some squish.
575 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-18 21:47
I still LOVE ME some SQUISH.
576 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-20 02:19
A devastating review but a true one: I get more lewd satisfaction out of being home alone with my hand than out with this particular female. This is what happens when your "pure, innocent" girl fantasies get put through the monkey's paw.
577 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-20 09:20
>>576
Get the fuck out of my board you normalnigger.
578 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-20 15:30
Having lewd thoughts about >>577 's inept rage
579 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-20 19:25
Tag-teaming >>577 with >>578 !
580 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-20 21:19
Captain Redcock rides again
581 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-21 08:37
Porn doesn't do it for me. I need PHYSICAL SQUISH.
582 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-21 11:25
>>581
hi...
583 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-21 12:30
>>582
Are you VIPPEUR?
584 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-21 17:26
Attempting to fuck a ghost, colloquially known as chasing the æther beaver
585 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-22 08:59
It is going to be a while without squish...

Yet I desire it so very much.
586 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-23 17:20
I could go for some "mother's milk," if you know what I mean.
587 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-24 05:46
wish i could get the comfy warm and soft pussy i deserve..
588 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-24 22:55
For some reason I am starting to get matches on the tinder. One of them looks exactly like the kind of girls I look up on imagefap to fap to. I already fapped to her and came a satisfyingly big load I can feel slooshing around in my boxers right now.
589 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-25 12:54
I fapped to her again since she replied to my message. The chances of us meeting is exactly 0, but these are good comforting fantasy faps.
590 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-25 20:34
soft and warm pussy → me
591 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-26 09:20
I

just

wanna

SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH
592 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-27 16:59
Admiring all of the summertime asses from afar
593 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-28 16:51
Posterior assessments
594 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-28 18:48
my dick in some whore's anus
595 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-29 08:02
>>594
I got offered sex for money on Tinder but I declined and I told her to reconsider her life choices.
596 Name: VIPPER 2021-08-31 20:34
Heterosexual couple of circus performers engaging in vigorous intercourse on a single tightrope
597 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-01 21:52
First time dating in a looooooong while and all I could think of were her jiggly boobs.

Every step she took, every move she made, they were softly jiggling in response.

I already fapped to those boobs.
598 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-02 08:14
What is Ms. VIPPEUR's opinion on doggy cock?
599 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-02 20:17
WHY AM I SO HORNY

WHY DO I FAP THREE TIMES A DAY

Am I not gonna age soon? What is happening?
600 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-03 08:46
600 GET
601 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-03 19:23
There's this woman who's almost my age that for some reason makes me fap furiously to the thought of putting my penis inside of her. She's got a decent body, but there's nothing particularly remarkable about her face. Well, it could be that she gave me her address before I could even ask for it and she also wants to meet tomorrow so I can get to smell her for real.
602 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-05 03:19
Mistaking uvula for vulva
603 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-05 17:29
Saw the japanese lady I've been simping for out on a run today. That ass has been filed under top priority in the Spank Bank
604 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-06 03:25
Just realized I have had non-penetrative sex before and therefore technically lost my virginity like ten years ago. I guess that means I'm basically Chad
605 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-06 04:03
Chads don't actually have sex. They're all teases, and hot air to larp non-tiny pp.
606 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-06 12:06
Unfathomably hard and strong erections when thinking about CUTE and SOFT girls doing LEWD THINGS to my crotch area.
607 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-08 20:36
I get to stare at THE most impressive pear body that Nippon has ever produced, every other day for the next year. For the first time ever I can tuly say that I love my job
608 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-08 23:46
At the end, whomever wins gets to eat the biscuit.
609 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-09 12:50
>>607
Small correction, as the scheduling's been revised--I get to see this EVERY DAY
610 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-11 04:20
black penis
611 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-11 06:26
Had an absurdly intimate, romantic and lightly lewd encounter in the single most trashy place in my city. Recollecting what just happened feels like a fever dream, I was visited by the specter of my dream genki tomboy gf and it was as incredible as I fantasized. I'll never see this woman again, but I'll make this experience fodder for the spank bank over and over for years to come
612 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-11 09:38
tfw no genki tomboy gf
tomboy summer was a lie
613 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-11 21:00
I kissed her on the mouth.

My first date in over a decade.
614 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-12 03:39
Good work 613.
615 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-13 10:15
Intimate and slow ass to mouth with a soft and cute girl.
616 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-13 14:02
Woke up bright and early, hit the gym, and now I'm gallivanting off to work to ogle this Japanese woman. The future is bright, and lewd
617 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-14 18:07
It's been some time since my last big squish. It may be time to dust off my altar to the old gods and get the knife
618 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-14 18:20
Poof in the puddin'
619 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-15 21:46
Committing the hot girl saying "it's so big" to me during conversation to memory. Unbeknownst (or perhaps knownst) to her, I plan to use this gem during my nefarious private deeds.
620 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-16 05:01
Committing nefarious private deeds upon my own cock
621 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-16 08:17
Missing the squishing.
622 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-16 23:23
Rape an Ape
623 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-18 08:25
Desire for squish is extreme.
624 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-19 21:06
I got to squish my date's thighs a little. They were so soft. Holy shit. I love thighs.
625 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-19 21:17
Lord, PLEASE bestow upon me the genki tomboy gf that I'm craving
626 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-19 21:21
Sacrificing a housefly to the eldritch gods in exchange for coital wellbeing in potentia
627 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-20 07:05
I'm going to be sleeping over at a woman's house tonight as she is helping me with traveling, and all I can think of is her sucking on my PENIS.
628 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-20 19:50
Fantasies about Japanese ass running RAMPANT AND UNCHECKED through my mind
629 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-21 14:54
>>627
Night is over. I am glad it just stopped with the fantasy. She got some weird necrosis(?) going on around her lips. I was spooked.
630 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-22 21:44
So the most beautiful sexy woman I have ever texted with online just told me she wants to kiss me and my heart is racing non-stop. I know she's in a sorry state, but it's too much. I haven't been feeling this kind of heart-race since I first times had sex. I know it's never going to be anything between me and her, but I did not expect it. I never imagined her as someone who would write that to me.
631 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-22 22:36
>>630
She recorded herself breathe into the mic while touching herself. WTF, this is the most horny I have felt in my life. I don't know if she is just playing games with me but my god I creamed the whole fucking bed.
632 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-23 11:41
>>631
And I woke up to seeing her send me a message about wanting to suck my dick.

This feels like being enchanted by a succubus. Holy shit I am a husk right now. I came so much.
633 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-23 14:29
I think she may want to hold your hand
634 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-24 05:28
>>633
What a slut
635 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-24 12:37
sexy anus
636 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-24 15:38
80D cup-size. I have never talked to a woman with tits this large.
637 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-24 20:06
feeling really un-horny lately, just wanna cuddle
and maybe kiss
638 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-24 20:16
I have sapped >>637 's horny and joined it with my own. I am ready to FUCK with such desperation that I might even download the hoe directory app again.
639 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-24 20:26
>>638
enjoy the libido, hope you make the best of it!
640 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-25 00:41
This penis burns with the hopes and dreams of TWO MEN, I will NOT fail!!!!!
641 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-25 09:44
>>639
Not the VIPPER above but I am suffering tremendously with depression as I am rejected by every woman I try to approach. They don't even friendzone me, they simply won't acknowledge my existence, like I am invisible to them.

And yet, I get such strong and hard boners.
642 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-25 10:28
>>641
I can help with that... Where do you live? Do you like boys?
643 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-25 16:37
Clocksocket
644 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-25 22:34
>>642
I am not a homosexual.
645 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-26 12:41
>>644
Not yet....
646 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-26 14:19
>>645
If it doesn't breed I have no need.
647 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-26 14:31
>>646
I mean, it's not like you're doing any breeding either...
648 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-26 15:48
>>647
How many boys have you fucked?
649 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-26 16:15
Buncha faggots in here
650 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-26 17:55
>>649
You have no idea. I’m trans but I started working out at the gym and decided to just use the men’s locker room. It’s pretty great to just let it all hang out and not hide my massive cock like I’d have to do on the ladies side.
651 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-27 03:50
slutty anus
652 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-27 10:18
straightnus
653 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-28 19:36
I forcefully facefucked my gf today and made her deepthroat all the way to the balls and she was surprisingly into it.
654 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-28 20:29
Do I plug back into the hoelodex and resume my quest for PUSI, or continue languishing in the modest lewd comforts of my hands and my toys? This may be the most crucial decision of the year...
655 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-28 20:41
poop hole penetrator
656 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-29 09:00
I have a very large vocabulary, and I'm not afraid to deploy any of it in angry combat most verbose!
657 Name: VIPPER 2021-09-29 20:48
I hate how my penis head becomes so sensitive so fast when doing hard penetrative sex.
658 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-01 00:40
Sifting desert sands
Ever searching for release
Jesus fuck, I thirst
659 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-01 13:12
Does this mean I can start lewding Yotsuba guilt-free?
660 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-01 20:36
My new fucktoy and lube came in a Cinderella-themed amazon box that said "IT'S MAGIC TIME!" along the side. There's some sort of punchline here...
661 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-02 10:29
>>660 the great work cums out
662 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-02 11:01
shilling this hard for intercourse
663 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-02 11:38
>>662
guess who's going into the incel circle!!
664 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-02 21:29
I had my balls drained today. Felt good, männerchen.
665 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-03 15:31
Every one of you, sirs, is a cuckhold and a slattern
666 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-03 17:56
funny number joke
667 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-03 22:27
Why is my butthole so much pinker and cuter than my girlfriend's? It doesn't make sense.
668 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-04 02:49
erect for the poop hole
669 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-04 10:46
Unlocked next level of foreplay before the actual act of ejaculative onanism
670 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-05 09:51
She drinks my milkshake.
671 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-06 15:56
Thinking my cock's got measurably larger since the epiphanies of >>669
672 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-06 16:54
SOFT

SQUISH
673 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-07 12:05
I MUSN'T SNIFF THE TOMBOY'S SHEETS
I MUSN'T SNIFF THE TOMBOY'S TOWELS
I MUSN'T SNIFF THE TOMBOY
674 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-07 12:59
>>673
you can sniff me instead
675 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-07 15:12
sniff my PINGAS
676 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-08 01:07
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by 80mg adderall and 6 hour long edging sessions
677 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-08 03:02
678 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-08 05:19
gaynus
679 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-08 12:53
>>676
Where did you see that happen?

Can i watch it?
680 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-08 21:17
Getting increasingly horny, but I still don't want to get on dating apps. Is this where bar crowds come from?
681 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-09 20:22
Average woman's average ass being brutally telefragged by the penis of myself, a cowardly hentai manga protagonist
682 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-10 13:02
Last morning of waking up to a tomboy sleeping ass-up on my couch. In the end, I was able to keep myself from sniffing that which shouldn't be sniffed (mostly). These past few days have been a big win for lewd thinking.
683 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-12 04:14
Having an intense masturbation session while wrapped in the tomboy's used drying towel. One last lewd hurrah on laundry day
684 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-12 12:08
Just had a fap in preparation of a nap, then came the meeting calendar...
685 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-12 14:15
Almost thirty and cumming multiple times daily, sometimes as often as thrice in a period of two hours. Men who lose their libido at thirty are probably really unhealthy and/or fat. I'm like a teenager discovering Touhou BBW for the first time.
686 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-14 13:58
Her cules...
687 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-14 19:55
>>685
I am over 30 and still fap multiple times a day and have sex on the same day.
688 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-15 03:29
After 4 months of laying dormant, I am unleashing my penis upon the land once again. Prepare yourselves, because I'm cumming for heads.
689 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-15 22:46
Her new record is now 39 orgasms in one session. She doesn't like the vibrator all that much on its own, but in the midst of two-party lewdness it helps speed along the disintegration of her brain quite nicely.
690 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-16 05:50
Healing up from the snip. Everyone seems to say in unison that, on pain of pain, I should wait at least a week before ejaculating. However, I noticed that nobody said anything about edging, and it turns out that that still doesn't hurt.

Today has been a very enjoyable day.
691 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-18 01:19
HARK!!!! Hear my pleas, oh ancient ones, deliver unto me this tomboy and I will dedicate a sizeable sacrifice of wine to your esteemed names. PLEASE, harken to your loyal servant and grant me this request!
692 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-18 22:58
DESIRE FOR SQUISH IS AT AN ATH
693 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-19 03:42
I think I edged too much today. The ache in my balls has intensified. But I still wish to continue.
694 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-19 10:10
Desire for squish is at an +++ATH
NO CARRIER
695 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-19 10:27
S U C C
696 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-20 20:06
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19531575/hangover-sex/

It's alcohol's final cruel joke: Despite a throbbing head and queasy stomach the morning after a drunken escapade, sometimes you get oddly aroused. But good luck seducing your girlfriend when you look like the Living Dead.
697 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-21 20:52
Morale is failing but still I offer up my tomboy prayers. SURELY this will come to be eventually.
698 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-22 09:03
A very soft squish getting SQUOUGHT by these very hands of mine.
699 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-22 12:22
jizz
700 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-22 14:24
700GET for cumming
701 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-22 17:40
Six days of waiting and edging. Then she sat on my face and attacked my nether regions mercilessly with the vibrator.

Magic, I tell you.
702 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-23 01:28
I have two women coming up for dating next month. I just know that everything's going to shit soon and I will have to kill jews instead of SQUISHING ON THEIR SOFT BODIES.

Why am I not allowed to be happy? All I want is a future and a family with kids to take care of. Is this so much to ask for?
703 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-24 20:47
I LOVE DOUBLE VAG
704 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-24 23:16
Comically large tits.
705 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-25 00:02
i büsted 3 times today
706 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-25 18:22
Rape an Ape on the Commodore 64
707 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-25 23:44
The Great Ape Rape Escapade
708 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-26 11:23
Rape an Ape III: Harambe's Revenge
709 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-26 17:51
Today I learned in passing that the qt Japanese coworker always carries a pack of those wet asswipes in her bag. I'm not entirely sure how to add this information to my repertoire of lewd thought, but I'll do my best
710 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-26 18:17
>>709
Japanese are high IQ. Of course she's a Muslim.
711 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-28 01:39
Soft squish desires.
712 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-28 03:54
Daily manifestation work to try and summon a tomboy to my side
713 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-28 07:23
beautiful skinny qt
I want you to be mine
( ´ ∀ `)ノ~ ♡
714 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-28 11:25
horsecock?
715 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-29 14:53
HORSECOCK!
716 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-29 22:14
DEEP ANAL SEX
717 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-30 18:05
Your wife's hot. Wanna be cuckbuddies?
718 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-31 07:39
Soft squish is being desired.
719 Name: VIPPER 2021-10-31 18:47
Halloween of the penis
720 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-01 02:42
Made out extensively with the tomboy today, all of my prayers have been answered. My Grecian gods willing, this blessed day will come again
721 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-01 03:23
Drank until I passed out at 1am Saturday. Woke up at 5am and had to wait for all my lightweight buddies to work through their hangovers for a proper halloween party. I wore a clown suit.
722 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-01 21:07
Bitch got a penis
723 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-01 21:42
Mentally pulling out the telestrator and reviewing the tomboy kissing extravaganza in exhaustive detail.
724 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-02 03:34
penores
725 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-02 23:06
Offering up yet another lewd prayer to the powers that be. I'm willing to perform an extensive wine sacrifice, should my wishes be answered again
726 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-03 03:39
denied
727 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-03 11:43
Please, I beg you to reconsider!!
728 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-03 12:23
Squishing a very soft squish. UwU
729 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-03 16:30
sperm in the pooper
730 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-04 08:48
And you drank them all up
731 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-04 17:05
Get this, holmes, I'm ON THE TEXT with THREE different girls! And you know what?? They ALL want my penis!!1
732 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-04 22:52
pay penance
733 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-05 11:16
Oh lord I love pussy holy fucking shit.
734 Name: DICK TORN 2021-11-05 13:11
GRAB YOUR JOHNSONS AND GET READY FOR *WET WEEKEND*!!!!!

TWO DAYS!!! TWO DATES!!!!! *TWO DIFFERENT BROADS*!!!!! CAN THE *DITZ DEVASTATOR* DEFEAT THIS *DICK-DEMOLISHING DUO* IN THE ULTIMATE ENDURANCE AND TECHNIQUE CHALLENGE???? EAT SOME MORE YOGURT AND PRAY, BUDDY, BECAUSE THESE GIRLS ARE *COMING* FOR *SOMETHING,* AND IT AIN'T BLOOD!!!!

FEATURING ROUND BY ROUND COVERAGE BY RICHARD TORN!!! *WET WEEKEND* BEGINS *TOMORROW*!!!!!
735 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-06 22:19
There you have it, another satisfied lover
736 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-07 02:17
She had surprisingly the best tasting pussy I have eaten. I could not get enough of her taste. I even dug my fingers inside her hole and proceeded to suck them clean like it was some kind of candy. I have never experienced this before. It was pure aphrodisiac.
737 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-07 12:22
>>736
wife material
738 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-07 12:27
>>737
I am not so sure... I want to meet her once more first to make sure. She had some otherwise dramatic personality issues I've already experienced more than enough in toxic relationships.

I really wish to be proven wrong. I could marry her pretty easily, but I just don't want to commit to someone who could become a psychopath again. I have enough PTSD.
739 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-08 12:00
Speaking of pussy eating, I had my first cunnilingus sortie recently. Great success, all things considered
740 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-08 19:14
What end of the earth must I, a man, go to in my search for but the simplest realistic inflatable pumpkin complete w/ two penetrable orifices?
741 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-08 19:19
>>739
Mmmmm, gooey soft squish.
742 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-09 14:14
CERVICAL ANNIHALATION
743 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-09 14:27
Gave a booba pajeet wife the BWC
744 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-09 21:08
anal copulation
745 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-09 21:41
Right around orgasm #22 of the night, she claims to have blacked out briefly from the pleasure. She had a difficult time walking afterward. She was also afflicted by an abrupt onslaught of the munchies, treated effectively via tuna melt.
746 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-09 21:46
It is gonna be another round of my hand versus my penis and my hand is gonna win by a chokehold submission stroke attack again...
747 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-10 18:06
Why can't my penis beat my hand like my hand beat my meat.
748 Name: DICK TORN 2021-11-11 01:17
AGAINST ALL ODDS, THE *SEVEN INCH SLAYER* CUMS OUT ON TOP IN THE CHALLENGE!!! BUT NOW A *NEW PIECE OF ASS* IS APPROACHING THE RINGSIDE, AND THIS BLONDE BOMBSHELL ISN'T PLAYING AROUND!!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, *WET WEEKEND 2!!!!* BE THERE!!!!11!1
749 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-11 16:07
Well, slopping fucksacks
750 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-11 19:38
Thinking about her sucking my PEENOR, licking my scrotum, and swallowing the nectar.
751 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-12 12:09
Been getting some truly formidable boners recently. I don't know the science behind it but I think that one day with good pussy will set you up for a whole week or two of stronger libido.
752 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-13 00:27
Fapped again to just a photo of her face. At least I looked at a woman this time. The last time I fapped I watched Kentucky Ballistics blow up cherry jell-o with revolvers.
753 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-13 22:50
Fapped to decino playing Sunder.
754 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-14 21:11
Spitroasted
755 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-15 02:36
Which are the rituals of thirsty tomboy summoning? I find myself in need.
756 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-15 18:00
You must enter into a pact with a god/gods of your choosing, ideally ones that have some good history with laying pipe. Promise to offer a suitable sacrifice (I usually offer wine sacrifices and allow them to inhabit my body for the first round of fucking) and make sure you follow through with it. For something as costly as tomboy kisses/fucks, be prepared to pray and give up offerings for a good amount of time before your master decides to bless you. This works with frightening consistency, and I won't hear any heathen talk about correlation not equalling causation that might suggest otherwise
757 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-15 18:41
The beautiful Japanese lady and her equally beautiful boots
758 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-15 23:36
I came three times in a row. I have never experienced this before. I am also over 35. This is beyond my capability even as a teenager.
Goddamn I love a SQUISHY SOFT woman who can suck my dick.
759 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-16 00:52
>>756
Well fuck. I don't suppose there's a compatible sense of ``laying pipe'' that involves the quasi-deity of floating-point blow-ups. What would I even offer, an imitation of 28.8k modems shaking hands while flipping a coin to possibly stick it in her pooper instead?
760 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-16 20:26
>>758
I never had true multiple orgasms until after I'd given up my wizarding license. It's only happened a few times so far, but once my recovery from the snip is complete, my partner-in-squish is eager to rectify that.
761 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-17 03:45
squsi
762 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-17 10:15
There has not been an horny me:
And never shall I horny be.
If this sacred vow I break,
I pray the Lord my posts to take.
763 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-17 18:34
My kingdom for a pair of tiny tits
764 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-21 03:08
Vampires ejaculating dry dust semen
765 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-22 02:20
Staring at the tomboy's butt, I begin to pray
766 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-23 06:54
bald puffy pussy
767 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-23 09:10
I've been slowly fucking my way through this woman's entire close friend group. At this point I'm getting really curious about whether this is a series of great coincidences and they don't know, or they're all aware and I keep getting additional fucks because they're passing around good reviews of my penis.
768 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-23 18:57
>>767
If conversations with my Cute Girl have taught me anything, I'd give it like an 80/20 probability of being the latter, that probability growing as you acquire more partners that know each other. Apparently girls tend to tell each other lots of things guys don't.
769 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-25 01:32
When dudes do this, it's criticized as old uncles passing a young impressionable thing around between them. Not as female empowerment through riding lots of dick.
770 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-25 01:39
Having a lewd old uncle squad to throw hoes around with sounds pretty fun, we could be like the gang of extras in any train or dirty bastard hentai.
771 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-25 09:02
I have had sex with two different women the past month that both got wet just from licking my ass. The only foreplay we had was them licking my ass until they got wet so I could put my penis inside them.

What is happening with women?
772 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-25 10:20
Due to conventional attitudes wrt butt stuff, there's more het women into it than men. Rimjobs are a lead-in to fingering and, ultimately, bitchgasms.
773 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-25 18:07
I guess you could call it... a slippery slope ;)
774 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-27 11:51
V I C I O U S L Y P O U N D I N G her butt like Woodman does in his early videos.
775 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-27 15:17
>>774
Imagining Wood Man from Mega Man II in 8-bit robot porn.
776 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-28 00:21
>>775
Please put Woodman the porn star in 8-bit Megaman porn.
777 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-28 10:10
a month peepee blast
778 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-28 12:13
tfw no monkey-armed gymnast tomboy gf
779 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-28 13:01
If an omnipotent, omnibenevolent and omniscient god exists, then I would have a cute and soft girl to squish.

I do not have a cute and soft girl to squish.

Therefore, an omnipotent, omnibenevolent and omniscient god does not exist.
780 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-28 20:33
>>779
There is hope. I had no cute and soft girl to squish until just yesterday.
That was the softest squish I have ever squought.
Have faith, VIPPER. It seems that VIPPERs are more sexually active than we think.
781 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-29 08:00
Irruminatio necesse est. Vivere non necesse est.
782 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-29 09:52
The gushing wet vagina of an extremely horny woman.
783 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-29 18:42
C H U B B Y P U S S Y
784 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-29 23:49
I don't understand. She has the most beautiful pussy I have ever seen. Not even in nude photograps online or in porn have I seen a girl with a more beautiful pussy, and somehow she is in love with me. I feel like I don't deserve her, and that there is something else lurking that I should be aware of. I hate how it has come to this.
785 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-30 05:28
Seriously contemplating attempting to court the japanese beauty, despite the risks and workplace stigma. It's like Charlie says--if it works I'll be a hero, and if not I'll be a goat.
786 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-30 10:32
Trannies remind me all the time that biological pussy is magical.
787 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-30 14:31
AAAAAAAAA
788 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-30 15:12
Soft squish is cool and nice, but what about hard squish?
789 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-30 19:30
GOOEY VAGOOEY
790 Name: VIPPER 2021-11-30 22:24
sagey
791 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-01 07:32
What happens to no-nutters on december the first?
792 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-01 14:12
>>791
Where do you think all the snow comes from?
793 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-01 14:28
Last night I became an unwilling conscript in the Red Army.... It wasn't the worst but I'm pretty pissed about my white sheets.
794 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-02 01:11
>>792
Nice try, buddy, but I guess they don't teach that snow is the ghosts of cocaine past in your country's kindergartens.
795 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-02 02:55
>>793
A true hero isn't afraid to get a little blood on his sword.
796 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-02 09:40
"YOUNG MEN ADDICTED TO SOFT SQUISH"
797 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-02 23:23
I can't believe I fucked a pussy that was prettier than the pussies I see in porn last week. I cannot believe that someone with such a beautiful body would want to have sex with me, but I dicked that pussy so hard I rearranged the bed. I wanna do it again and again.
798 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-04 17:06
Brb gonna go have sex with myself
799 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-04 19:32
I miss the soft SQUISH.
800 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-05 11:17
squishGET
801 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-06 02:54
A bewildered, distraught, ashamed, overwhelmed boner experienced during the rape scene of Irreversible
802 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-06 12:10
I have fapped THREE TIMES so far today.
803 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-06 15:06
FOUR TIMES
804 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-06 18:21
Woke up at my desk with Gikopoi running, pizza and beer waiting for me. How convenient!
805 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-06 20:31
I came five times today. My dick is hurting. I am giving up now. Phew.
806 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-06 23:43
TEN MORE TiMeS
807 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-07 02:01
808 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-07 11:14
>>802-803,805-806 did you discover a far-eastern masturbation secret or something
809 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-07 11:53
RSS (Really Soft Squish)
810 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-07 15:57
I hesitated on where to put this, but I think this is the thread:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painal
811 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-07 18:51
She tells me that since I like licking her butt she should've cleaned it better.

I proceed to literally lick that shit.
812 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-07 20:10
Mr. VIPPER,
Your recent semen analysis was negative for sperm. You may discontinue pregnancy precautions at this time.
Thanks,
DADDY COOL, MD
813 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-08 16:05
She's still on her period, but this time I'm ready for it. Once more unto the breach, men
814 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-09 04:30
ATOMic hard squish fission
815 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-09 06:07
Well thanks, Internet, now I have a fetish for well-toned muscular female armpits.
816 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-09 13:55
I still can't believe how beautiful her pussy is. It's like the ideal mold of a prime sexdoll. It's everything that is even hard for me to find in lewds online, that I sort of stopped to think too much into.
It's a perfect pink puffy innie pussy with only a little bit of labia minora coming from her clitoral hood. The rest is flanked by two squishy soft puffs of labia majora, and it's all shaved entirely bald, and even then the hairs are blonde and thin, so even the peach fuzz is extremely faint. This image is the closest I could find to what it looks like:
https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/wa/dg/rFwWutVdgwa/1086318-innie-pussy-and-tight-ass.jpg

And yes, it feels just as smooth and amazing inside as it looks outside. Not that I have had many sexual partners in my life before, but I really don't think I can top this in my life.

And also yes, I had her sit on my face, and I loved it.
817 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-09 14:37
Penis Ape
818 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-10 10:31
Pounding hard anal sex.
819 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-10 16:52
jizz in rectum
820 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-10 17:54
4 nuts in a day? Am I developing the same power that those other lewd thinkers unlocked?
821 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-10 18:21
If it involves prolonged stroking of the shaft (i.e. avoiding the glans) while relaxing those pelvic muscles that would ordinarily prevent its internal part's contact with the prostate, leading to a leveled-up dick that feels subjectively massive, cums like you were 14 again, stays rigid right after, and goes several times per day, then yeah, you might be.
822 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-10 19:13
I thought the events described in >>812 would make me less paranoid about forming prangent, but somehow it's even worse now. Perhaps I should see about getting another test to make sure it's really negative.
823 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-10 23:07
>>820
The 5th nut I had was alittle too painful for me to want to continue. I could have got a sixth nut, but my pisstube felt sore for some reason, so I decided to end.
824 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-11 15:17
I don't wanna make money
I wanna make loooooove
825 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-13 04:12
bubble (boy)butt
826 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-13 16:54
HAAAARK!!! THE COMMUNION IS MADE!!! THE TOMBOY APPROACHES!!!!!
827 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-14 12:10
Shrek
828 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-15 00:18
I have decided to nut less this week. I also decided to stop watching porn. So far so good. I need to be in top shape for next year when I might hopefully meet her again.
829 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-15 00:31
You think you're going to nut more by nutting less? That's not how nut works, is it
830 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-15 17:04
If the tomboy is secretly not a girl but a girly boy, what happens? Does a black hole open up around your penis? What would you call this paradox? Tomboyboy? Just boy? Tomgirl, by some kind of technicality?? These are the questions that roam through my mind as this mysterious creature passes by.
831 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-15 17:44
>>829
My p33n0r and my mind need some breaks. I have noticed I get a lot more hornier without porn and touching my peepee for a while.
832 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-17 19:03
Popping some wild boners in public now even though it is cold and nothing particularly sexually attractive is surrounding me.

What is happening?
833 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-17 20:14
Our lewd thoughts are finally reaching psychic maturity, the streams are crossing and our penises are growing ever harder
834 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-17 21:25
So that's why I've been having mad wood overnight. Cut it out, antipodeans
835 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-18 12:51
I had the vaginal penetration last night but for some reason my penis hurt like hell from the friction or something.

I guess I should stop fapping for a while and let it rest.
836 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-18 15:32
penises are like cow udders when you think about it you tug them and milk comes out
837 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-19 03:29
Men the lolcalves
838 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-19 12:00
>>835
Update:
I just had the hardest pussy pounding session this year. Somehow my penis was fully erect and it didn't hurt so bad. I do not know what is ongoing.
839 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-20 00:57
>>838
I fapped twice after this. Now I really feel it. I need to stop feeling myself.
840 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-20 09:03
Passed a kidney stone and pretended I was giving birth through my dick. The sensation of the thought was so naughty that I cummed handsfree right on the spot
841 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-20 21:13
Why am I getting used to the though of having sex in public...?
842 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-21 00:05
gaynus
843 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-22 09:51
中出したい
844 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-22 11:48
japenis
845 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-22 15:18
Going over a resume of a woman and somehow I can vividly imagine the smell of her pussy.
846 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-23 13:24
Going over a resume of a woman (male) and somehow I can vividly imagine the smell of her festering meat-sock.
847 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-23 18:56
cummed into the toilet to relieve my nutbladder
848 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-23 21:05
Despairing over the lack of soft squish in these Yuletimes.
849 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-23 23:37
I feel that, brother. My Christmas wish is to stop being home for Christmas so I can get some bitchezz on my dick
850 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-24 12:12
epic mega gay anus
851 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-24 16:31
squeeze out all the bad gunk
852 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-24 17:49
It's important to go back to the basics sometimes, like typing "boobs" into google or jerking off to hot IRL female peers' social media accounts.
853 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-24 20:01
I wanna taste her vaginer.
854 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-26 21:02
Bending VIPPEUR over under the mistletoe
855 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-27 06:34
pen0res
856 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-27 16:47
Choo choo chocolate train
857 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-27 22:36
NUTTING INSIDE THE THICCEST VIPPEUR
858 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-28 02:45
crying while cumming
859 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-29 00:43
I want to squish on a soft VIPPEUR.
860 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-29 20:31
Sexual intercourse with a cute and soft VIPPEUR.
861 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-29 22:25
Apple sauce
Up yer arse
862 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-30 22:56
Feeling nervous, anxious, and horny, as I will be meeting her tomorrow for a new year's date.
863 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-31 00:40
Ganbare, 862-san. Utilizing my new psycho-sexual powers to imbue you with both confidence and additional libido
864 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-31 12:45
And now for my last fap of 2021. I foresee that 2022 will be another lewd renaissance for lewd thinkers worldwide. Let's all try our best in the eternal quest for the tomboy
865 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-31 17:27
How many valence electrons dancing around my bell end?
866 Name: VIPPER 2021-12-31 21:29
SO NUTRITIONAL
IT’S SO LACTATIONAL

MOM-MY
I AM SO THIRS-TY
I NEED SOME MIL-KIES
I THINK YOU HAVE SOME FOR ME

MIL-KIES
ARE IN YOUR BOO-BIES
I WANNA SUC-KY
I WANNA SUCK YOUR TITTIES

MOMMY’S MILKIES ARE SO RICH AND SO SWEET
YOUR UDDER CANDY IS THE ULTIMATE TREAT
IT COMES SO NATURAL, CAN’T TAKE IT FROM ME

LIKE A LADY!
LACT’ LIKE A LADY!
SO NUTRITIONAL (NUTRITIONAL)

LIKE A LADY!
LACT’ LIKE A LADY!
SO NUTRITIONAL (NUTRITIONAL)
867 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-01 15:10
Anal Venus
868 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-02 21:25
She licks my ass and I lick hers.
869 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-03 05:52
ロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリロリ

I NEED CUNNY!!!!
870 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-03 17:50
She puts her ass against the back of my head, and I do the same.
871 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-03 18:48
872 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-04 05:47
Even when I'm manwhoring I somehow end up leaning toward monogamy. I just can't find it in me to be proactive in juggling hoez when this one is already nice to talk to and has high quality sex with me. Maybe just having the freedom to see other people is enough for me, and I don't really need to actually use it except for some extreme outlying circumstances (tomboys, particularly squishy girls, etc etc)
873 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-04 12:40
>>872
It's the nature of women to be whores. You're not a woman yet, but you will be one if you keep this up.
874 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-04 13:01
>>873
Spoken like someone who only lewd thinks because he can't lewd do
875 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-04 13:16
hes right tho never become a woman only aim for a little girl
876 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-04 20:21
Squishing on the soft and cute woman. My lord, she is super soft and squishy.
877 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-04 22:04
New target for my most depraved lewd thoughts: the GORGEOUS new bartender that can't pour beer
878 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-05 12:41
Desiring to pound a soft and squishy butt.
879 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-05 13:25
>>878
I have a soft and squishy butt! Wanna pound mine?
880 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-05 14:34
Waiting patiently for my girl to return from holiday so I can once again administer penis
881 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-05 18:57
Penile ministrations
882 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-06 04:07
Penile devastation
883 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-06 10:14
>>880
She already got administered penis every day in her holiday.
884 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-06 15:37
>>883
Good, maybe she's trained enough to handle mine better now. My penis is like Lan Di, incomparable and insurmountable
885 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-07 07:24
need to find someone to be the nutcracker to my walnut-shaped prostate
886 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-07 08:38
She is so cute and soft and I just want to insert my penis into her.
887 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-07 09:08
The woman displays a sexy body so that the man becomes hard and will effortlessly nut inside her as to continue her lineage and leave a legacy.
888 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-08 02:08
888GET for wankmas, or masu-kurisu as they say in j-a-pan
889 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-08 19:59
Older women with short hair are god's gift to mankind
890 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-10 13:47
Feeling horny at work today.
891 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-10 14:36
>>889
Truly are
892 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-10 17:00
Feeling hornier than usuality.
893 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-10 19:40
She said I missed her horny window and she was tired. A bit of snuggles, a bit of petting, a bit of foreplay, and she was more than a bit ready to go.
894 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-10 20:26
Finna make these jay-peg bitches a male gaze casuality
895 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-11 04:58
>>894
Do I look like I know what a jay-peg is? I just want a picture of a god-dang loli!
896 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-11 09:18
so what 3dpd sites are good?
pornhub, xvideos, xhamster obviously big names
but the good gallery sites are harder to find
(outside of reddit)
897 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-11 10:15
>>896
xxxbunker
898 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-11 18:31
Jackin' it to the Matrix
899 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-12 06:55
>>896
bunnyfap is betterfap's replacement. it basically scrapes pr0n subreddits and then tries to use AI to figure out what you like based on your feedback. unfortunately not quite as good as betterfap was, but it's aight.
motherless has some decent galleries imo, but you may have to dig around a bit.
900 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-13 01:43
gaynus
901 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-13 10:21
Wanna squish soft.
902 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-14 11:20
Licking her ass while she is standing in front of the mirror.
903 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-15 18:25
I've made a full recovery from the COVID. My erection is absolutely TURGID and ready to make up for lost time, the hoes are coming through TONIGHT
904 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-15 19:52
Janus anus
905 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-17 09:28
Why is my penis so sore wtf
906 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-17 15:02
>>905
overuse
907 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-17 17:24
>>905
Underuse.
908 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-18 12:41
>>906
>>907
I am so worried I even contacted my doctor about it.
909 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-18 16:14
I still managed to maintain erection through a blowjob but holy shit why do I have to struggle with this. I have never had this before. whine whine moan & gripe
910 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-18 23:36
A leper's aphrodisiac
911 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-19 19:37
I am totally fucking fucked.

Enter the chronicles of an extremely broken penis, but at least I had a lot of sex to get to this point...
912 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-19 23:39
Pour one out for our fallen brethren. I'll dedicate my next fuckening to you, >>911 -san
913 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-20 12:00
>>912
Thank you VIPPER.

Gonna see the doctor again soon. I am trying everything I can now to help with it, but it just feels like someone rubbed sandpaper on a small part of my foreskin and it's extremely sore and tender.
914 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-20 15:43
Clearly the afflicted VIPPER has caught the chinese jumping syphilis.
915 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-20 16:10
>>914
Goddamn I hope not.

I just managed to get hard, fap, and cum again. The immediate reaction of relief has made me incredibly tired and I just want to sleep. The pain is still there but not as strong.
916 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-21 05:28
Calling the hoes over for a 'sleepover,' if you catch my drift (we're going to go to sleep)
917 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-21 11:30
farting fags
918 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-23 20:47
A horse named Thomas Equinas
919 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-25 11:12
The chronicles of a broken dick:
Still feels bad man. Not as bad as a few days ago but I also somehow got corona now so I am self-isolating. I need to see the doctor.
920 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-25 13:20
Had a very rough break wuth my primary source of squish yesterday. I set out once more into the desert...
921 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-25 13:53
>>920
If my dick was working I'd squish soft so intensely hard with it right now.
922 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-25 15:37
fapping fags
923 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-26 12:26
imagining my face between VIPPEUR's soft thighs
924 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-26 12:48
>>923
me too
925 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-26 14:36
Is this customer service? Yes, I'd like to ejaculate a cumplaint
926 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-26 18:25
Eating pussy en francais is on my bucket list, now
927 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-27 14:57
Broken dick chronicles: Doctor's results Edition

I was cured alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ
928 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-28 17:31
Sexually harassing weird nerds over the internet shouldn't be this fun...
929 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-29 15:39
You reckon spacex done did mpregnate the moon?
930 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-29 19:42
Still not entirely back to normal but at least I can maintain an erection and CUMMMM
931 Name: VIPPER 2022-01-31 19:52
My triumphant return to simping for Japanese coworker-san
932 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-01 09:05
what if i masturbated on the self test
933 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-01 11:32
Turbohorny now that my penis is working again.
934 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-01 12:57
Wanting to pound her full of my lovejuices.
935 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-01 14:14
Enforcing memes with my penis
936 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-01 21:22
I still can't believe a woman with a 10/10 pussy wants to have sex with me. Her pussy looks better than in all the porn I have watched. I cannot even believe this is true. I guess I have to enjoy while I can.
937 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-01 22:38
Always happy to see my fellow lewd thinkers on the cum-up
938 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-02 22:34
Entering an elevator right after a pretty female exits and SNNNIIIFFFFFING while composing pomes
939 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-03 11:23
Entering a crypt right after the ghost thots exit and SNNNIIIFFFFFING their decomposing bones
940 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-03 14:19
Just looking for a girl who is ready and willing to slap/grab my ass randomly
941 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-04 01:15
Today I dreamed that a sexy ~17-year-old girl was only wearing panties and she slapped the ass of a sexy older woman who was also scantily clad. The girl might have been a redhead, and she had small-to-medium sized breasts. The woman was in her 30s or early 40s maybe; she was her teacher. I could explain more about the dream right now, but you might find it boring.

This video is so sexy:
https://archive.org/download/the-b.p.a.-toe-jam-uncensored-music-video/34%20%20-BPA%20-%20Toe%20Jam%20%28MV18-V%29.mp4
(mirrored at https://files.catbox.moe/s72dk3.mp4). I have this artificial vagina sex toy thing. On two different days I fucked it and orgasmed while looking at the MP4 video in https://archive.org/download/the-b.p.a.-toe-jam-uncensored-music-video
942 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-04 15:22
The gym was just me and this random girl working out in close proximity, no other people, no music. I have literally never been this horny after a lifting session, something about the way we were both breathing set me off and then the lewd thoughts spiraled completely out of control.
943 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-04 18:12
Now that my penisU is working again I have had some extremely quick faps before I cummmmmMMMMM. It reminded me of when I had a UTI a while ago and couldn't use my penisU for two weeks. When I could finally shuffle the foreskin again I came and fapped several times in a row within minutes.
944 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-05 12:51
I am the horninator now. Getting boners all the time again. Yet no woman around to use them on...
945 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-06 10:02
>>941
Keep posting exhibitionism videos of fit Slobo whores, they make my peepee hard and volatile as well.
946 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-07 23:13
Certain features set me off on a level so visceral I scare myself. Like the dimensions of a specific girl's face or ass or whatever will be so perfectly in line with my genetic code that I will immediately and eternally become horny until she leaves my line of sight
947 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-08 21:21
Why is depression making me so horny.
948 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-08 21:53
One of the hoes of hookups past is trying to talk to me again. I'm trying to fight against my penis-brain and remember that I stopped seeing her for a reason, but I've been hoeless for so long and she gave great head...
949 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-09 13:07
my gf is terrible at sucking dick, I hope she improves, my ex was much better
950 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-09 20:29
Offering structured critique may help depending on the woman, but others hold a lot of pride in their individual dicksucking brand and may take offense. I hold giving in receiving head in high regard so I always say something if it sucks (no pun intended), regardless of the risk
951 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-09 21:40
I told her how I felt and how to improve. Still she hasn't been able to make me cum from sucking alone like my ex did. My ex was a virgin when I met her, and my gf had at least five guys (without the fries) in her life, and still sucks (pun intended) at sucking the d. You would expect her to have some experience.
952 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-10 19:10
Maybe the point of her blowjobs isn't to make you cum, and you're just a philistine when it comes to the art of the gobby
953 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-10 23:13
Zen and the Art of Gobby
954 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-12 00:38
She showed me her new bra on video. It was seethrough, I should have shotted it.
955 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-12 02:40
Rape an Ape
956 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-14 18:27
Planning a hot date with my hand this evening.
957 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-14 20:45
Gonna breed my right hand so hard later tonight
958 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-14 21:53
bomb-ass bum
959 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-15 17:48
My right hand cuckolding me with my left hand.
960 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-15 20:47
Shaking hands with myself, but my Johnson is in between.
961 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-15 21:54
My kingdom for a tomboy gf!!
962 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-16 15:06
23yo cunny
963 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-16 20:17
me and my milf loli wife
964 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-17 00:34
The tomboy was at the gym again today. I yearn to fug her, but my chance may never come... Maybe when I hit 3pl8 squat for reps, she will just offer herself up to me
965 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-17 14:48
I've not touched my penis for a while. Now it gets hard just by being there.
966 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-17 15:00
Walked into my apartment building to get upskirted by my SMOKING hot milf landlady mopping the lobby floors. Holy shit, I'm not certain if she was wearing panties.
967 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-18 13:53
In daily mortal comvat with my libido these days. I've beem so productive for the past coulple months without dealing with the hoes but I'm craving the squish dearly
My hand is my only defense against these invasive lewd thoughts
968 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-18 18:29
My gf is completely flat as a board. DFC all the way. I have a bigger chest than here even, but that is because I work out. She's like an adolescent boy from the bellybutton and up. However she has quite the hips, thighs, and butt to compensate for a lack of chest. There is plenty of squish to go around for me to hold on to.
969 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-20 12:33
Two weeks until

S O F T S Q U I S H
970 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-20 14:25
Armpit pussy
971 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-21 13:30
13 days until

S O F T S Q U I S H
972 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-21 15:30
>>970
Reimu zone
973 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-21 22:03
Cogitations of the bell-end
974 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 15:05
Really fiending for a tall queen
975 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 15:05
Really fiending for a tall queen
976 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 17:15
12 days until

S O F T S Q U I S H
977 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 23:08
Necrophiliac with jungle fever engage in disinterracial
978 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-23 14:32
11 days until

(hopefully)

S O F T S Q U I S H
979 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-23 18:46
My japanese coworker lonelyposting on social media... Oh, to be brave enough to respond and take her on a date with my penis
980 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 01:06
>>979
Do it or you're gonna regret it forever
Asian pussy really is the grail
981 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 17:24
In light of recent events, tonight I shall be masturbating to Ukrainian pornography. Wish me fuck.
982 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 21:52
YOU GOT THE UKRAINIANS KILLED
983 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 23:52
>>980
In a bout of madness I've opened up communications today. If I haven't set up a date in one (1) week's time, I will commit seppuku in my office
984 Name: JEWS 2022-02-25 00:51
dont seppuku over a SOFT SQUISH
better to HARD SQUISH tourism and kopipevaxx on the way out
985 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-25 14:31
Well fuck my countdown to S O F T S Q U I S H is hereby on hold because of the invasion of Ukraine.

Why is the entire universe conspiring against me...
986 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-26 21:25
Yet again I am indefinitely denied S O F T S Q U I S H, and yet again am I left to be rejected by every woman I try to approach in my country.
987 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-26 23:23
Fantasizing about " the russians are invading, might as well fuck" sex
988 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-27 14:58
Fantasizing about porking an ukrainian refugee
989 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-27 22:32
Haha, my gf is Russian. Instead of doing the fucking, I'M FUCKED.
990 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-28 23:42
Furiously fapping several times daily to calm me down but Faithless is still repeating his words in my head.
991 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-01 03:20
>>945
Keep posting exhibitionism videos
busty burlesque on stage
https://a.pomf.cat/gnnchc.mp4
992 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-01 05:06
>>989 ah yes a vipper of culture
993 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-01 10:27
I stopped VR porn, it was really too addictive
994 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-01 15:49
>>992
What can I say, we're neighbouring countries.
995 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-01 18:17
>>991
My thanks. This performance's earlier parts activated my war-boner, then put it back to sleep.
996 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-01 19:03
Randomly popping boners on the aeroplane.
997 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 07:15
I MANAGED TO MEET UP WITH THE SOFTEST OF SQUISHES

THEN WE DID THE LEWD STUFF TOGETHER
998 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 12:42
ingest penis
999 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 13:46
S U C C
1000 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 14:59
1000GET for gaynus

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