>>1
Man, when did I first post that comment... 6 years ago?

Just got back in the habit of using skin moisturizer again. It feels great and I'm already looking better.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I looked up the Yoshinoya Rant a while ago; you know, the Yoshinoya Rant?
Well anyways there was an insane number of results there, and not a single one was the original.
Then, I looked at the results on the front page, and they all had "Dairy Queen" written on them.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't rewrite the Yoshinoya Rant just to be about Dairy Queen, fool.
It's only Dairy Queen, DAIRY QUEEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire Discord servers here. Whole server of 200, all reposting this new version, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, admin's gonna make it about KFC next." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll buy you KFC if you never touch this rant again.
Sites that know about Yoshinoya should be a funny place.
That comfy atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the planet can start an AA flood at any time,
the laugh-or-be-laughed-at mentality, that's what's great about this place.
"Women" and ironic weebs should screw off and stay on Twitter.
Anyways, I was about to get over it, and then another bastard starts making it about "McDonald's."
Who in the world eats there nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to make it about McDonald's?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "I'm missing the point"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya Rant veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, making it about anime.
That's right, anime. This is the vet's way of editing.
Anime means being more about Japan than the west. But on the other hand the effort required is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's hilarious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you write this then there is danger that you'll be ignored by the other users from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with navyseals.txt.